#Trees be sweating
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Odysseus: Ruthlessness is mer-
Penelope: Ruthless is what we’re gonna be to our WEDDING bed tonight
Odysseus:
Odysseus: Okay
#This is how WYFILWMA went right#right guys#right?#Penelope: you ain’t the man I married if you don’t want this#Ody: NO I DO I DO#Ody is trying to make her read the Terms&Conditions of accepting him and Penelope is spamming “I have read and accept the Terms&Conditions”#Their wedding bed watching in the corner: (sweats nervously)#Trees do that#Trees be sweating#Beds be sweating#They said it’s an adaptation not an exact whatever#Anyway#That tree has been holding just Penelope weeping for 20 years it is NOT ready#It’s gonna be creaking louder then them#Who’s god of trees? Demeter? Wait there’s like. Nymphs of individual trees#God that olive tree bed nymph has seen so much#And they’re about to see a lot more#Anyways I need to wash my hair#Bye frens 👋#Wait I still need to properly tag this#Mark my words I WILL properly forget to tag this one day#wyfilwma#epic the ithaca saga#epic the musical#epic#epic fandom#epic musical#epicthemusical#odysseus#epic odysseus
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Been playing through Amphoreus and I'm starting to sense a pattern here Phainon...
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr meme#hsr fanart#phainon#aglaea#mydei#mydeimos#tribbie#tribios#castorice#anaxa#anaxagoras#dan heng#caelus#hsr phainon#hsr aglaea#hsr tribbie#hsr castorice#hsr anaxa#hsr mydei#poor Phainon is watching everyone in his life look him dead in the eye and say#“I trust you with the fate of this world”#and he's sweating bullets pretending he's chill#truly unfortunate that i never mastered the art of chibis#but if i had to draw the stupidly detailed outfits of all these characters in my usual style i would have collapsed crying#hoyo your designs are like Christmas trees#gorgeous to look at but the most frustrating thing in the world to draw#so many decorative bits and bobs everywhere#my art
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chat is my airbuds space good or nah
#airbuds#mcr#my chem#music#tyler tc#tyler the creator#hole#hole band#courtney love#p!atd#panic!#panic! at the disco#pre split panic#pre split patd#wolf trilogy#frank iero#gerard way#jessicka addams#jack off jill#ryan ross#pete wentz#fall out boy#fob#fob pete#three cheers mcr#three cheers for sweet revenge#revenge era#from under the cork tree#afysco#a fever you can't sweat out
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Hey that's MY 2000s emo boy band album that was there for me during my formative years and permanently changed my brain chemistry that I still listen to 10 years later !!!
#from under the cork tree#gerard way#mcr#my chem romance#my chemical romance#my chem gerard#infinity on high#folie à deux#i brought you my bullets you brought me your love#three cheers for sweet revenge#the black parade#fall out boy#fob patrick#patrick stump#peter wentz#fob pete#green day#billie joe armstrong#mike dirnt#tre cool#american idiot#dookie#21st century breakdown#take this to your grave#a fever you cant sweat out
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Begging on my knees for weather to become normal again 😭
#mr climate crisis please I'm sweating in spring coat in January#sakura tree blooms in Kyiv rn in the winter STOP THIS
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A Sweet Escape
It's admirable to want to provide the tastiest sweets to ponies of the town, but one might draw a line at how far one would go to get a special ingredient. Yes, it might help you make the tastiest of chocolates, but is it worth it if you end up a snack, yourself? Hazel here found herself lost, afraid and longing for her home, shaking at every shadow of the forest, every branch blown in the breeze or a bush rustled from a skittering creature. The poor lost confectioner wondered when she would see her home again, longing for somepony to help her. But it didn't take too long before she was indeed found. But not by a pony. Fer first thought was shock at the realisation that a creature was emerging out of the trees and speaking to her... the sudden appearance of another creature making her jump out of her hooves. Her next response was intrigue and curiosity as she beheld the snake, his eyes gleaming through the darkness with a dazzling array of colours, his words hissing to her in greeting. The next thing she felt was a strange energy washing over her body, running through her bones like a warm tingly liquid, her brain getting flushed suddenly with pleasureful hormones and butterflies erupting in her belly as she realises that those eyes were doing something to her. The fascination washing over her mind and drawing her attention in. All thoughts of home slowly sank away as all she could think about was this moment, this place, this huge, strange, but rather beautiful snake. His words hissing to her felt so disarming. But this feeling, this weird, fascinating, wonderful feeling filling her with warmth and relaxation, making her feel as light as air... She suddenly found that she couldn't stop herself from smiling. Her own eyes were reflecting the patterns of the snake's, being made to copy the colours. She could do nothing but smile and look curiously and enthusiastically into the big, gleaming eyes and those thick rings of colour flowing through them. As her body gently trembled, her smile grew wider. Her thoughts, her fears and worries, were all quickly vanishing. She found it so hard to think now, so hard to concentrate... it was like she was slipping away. Her last thoughts weren't of how much danger she was in from this predator... the fact she was about to be his prey, that she might die out here in the forest and never see her home again. It wasn't a feeling of longing for the safety of her home at all... It was just an overwhelming sense of satisfaction and comfort as the snake led her around the clearing with the beauty of his hypnotism, hissing away her inhibitions all the way, and even cupped her face to lift her up helplessly. Her last thoughts were a feeble, barely conscious effort to recognise how amazing she felt. But her mind had already sank so deep that she didn't know where she was by this point, and she didn't care. By the time Kaa was staring into Hazel's face, holding her to lift her up like this, she had already fallen so deep under his spell that she was basically gone. She wouldn't even be consciously aware of her imminent demise. This poor little tasty pony would just become another victim of the jungle. But this was her home now. No need to go anywhere. She didn't have to go back to her life of making sweets anymore. There was only one thing left for her, now. One final tasty experience that she gets to deliver.
Here is a personal pic I drew because I felt inspired to draw an alternative take on the 3rd Kaa encounter from the movies. We all love that cupped face pose after all. I thought it'd play well with a pony being lifted up and held this way with her legs dangling down. I spent ages trying to figure out who should be the victim here, but ultimately ended up designing an original character for it. There are one or two things I'd like to change but don't have the energy to now. I am overall very happy with how everything came out. I'll see if I can use this character in the future, maybe. Anyway right now she's snake food probably. Poor thing shouldn't be out in the forest. She's finding out the hard way what happens when you encounter the powerful snake that lives here.
#kaa#kaa the snake#jungle book#mlp#pony#blushing#smiling#hypnosis#hypnotized#hypnotised#mind control#swirly eyes#hypnotic eyes#coils#coiling#tail#cupped face#sweat#OC#forest#jungle#trees#bushes#kaafan#snake hypno#snake#serpent#jungle book inspired
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stories that I wish would turn into an anime
update 25/04/2025
Semantic Error
Sweat and Soap
What’s Wrong with Secretary Kim?
Akagami no Shirayukihime ( i know its got one and i love it but it been so long that im that I'm begging if know seson 3 i will stell for a rebot )
Murderous Lewellyn's Candlelit Dinner
Tiger’s Den
Paws & Claws
Tears on a Withered Flower
The Rogue Prince Is Secretly an Omega
Otaku Vampire's Love Bite
Father, I don't Want this Marriage
Flirting with the Villain's Dad
Our Sunny Days
Little Mushroom
Under the Oak Tree
I'm a Doll, but the Tyrant Is Obsessed With Me
golden terrace
the disability tyrant beloved pet fish
love 020
Stalker x Stalker
Winter Before Spring
A Spell for a Smith
Love Me to Death
Villain with a Crush
#Semantic Error#Sweat and Soap#What’s Wrong with Secretary Kim?#Akagami no Shirayukihime#Murderous Lewellyn's Candlelit Dinner#Tiger’s Den#Paws & Claws#Tears on a Withered Flower#The Rogue Prince Is Secretly an Omega#Otaku Vampire's Love Bite#Flirting with the Villain's Dad#Our Sunny Days#Under the Oak Tree#Little Mushroom#I'm a Doll#but the Tyrant Is Obsessed With Me#golden terrace#love 020#anime#bl books#romance#fantasy#Stalker x Stalker#Winter Before Spring#A Spell for a Smith#gl#love me to death#Villain with a Crush
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#if you think he wouldn't say this you don't know him like i do#mr “trees are really just giant plants”#tinimmy#butt sweat and fears#bob’s burgers
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ohhh eastern euro summer... 🐈🌻🦗🌾🍓🍒☀️☀️☀️
#dry dry quiet heat and crickets and the endless blue sky weighing down on you as a blanket#and storks circling endlessly#and the smell of dry grass and collared doves and the dry dirt getting into your sandlas i miss the times of doing nothing#sitting under the birch trees sticky from cherries and sweat having biked behind gods back to sit down by the river#and living here kills me but how am i ever supposed to leave
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imagine you are baela targaryen and you want to name your daughter after your long dead mother. your husband lets you because it’s a suitable Velaryon name. the husband that you love because he acts like your dad is acting like your dad by fucking your niece, who is the same age as your grandson. he will carry on this affair until you are both dead.
you are elaena targaryen and the only freedom you’ve ever known is with your aunt’s husband who is older than your father. when they are all dead, you marry the grandson of your lover. you want to name your daughter laena, as a way of remembering baela & alyn and everything you all put each other through. your husband agrees because you’re both half Velaryon and he likes that you share this. you are not in love but you are happy. a war breaks out and he is murdered in front his mother. you have just suggested his niece marry a prince.
you are laena velaryon 2.0 and you marry a nice man around your age and have many children. your first born doesn’t marry for a long time but when he does, he makes a match with your cousin, who had an affair with your father that emotionally wrecked your mother. a war breaks out and you watch all of your sons die one by one except the very youngest, and they call this a mercy.
you are aelinor penrose and your husband refuses to consummate your marriage and you attempt to shame him for this. a lifetime ago, your auntie elaena told you a story about her sister who did the same thing, and it got her locked up for years, but your smart, savvy auntie elaena tells your husband he can live his life as he pleases without destroying his wife, and you think of the way your auntie elaena and grandma laena can’t even look at each other anymore, and you figure maybe you got lucky.
#you are laena penrose and you are sweating bullets rn#something something can’t escape your mother’s blood#baela targaryen#elaena targaryen#laena penrose#laena velaryon#ronnel penrose#aelinor penrose#but also. family tree like a christmas wreath aksjdjdjjd these people are so inbred.#getting on my soap box#rani attempts meta#IM SORRY I CANR STOP THINKING ABOUT IT#like imagine being elaena and proposing this match as some sort of. personal atonement for blowing up your aunt’s marriage.#and then the penroses are targeted in the war BECAUSE of this match she proposes.#can you imagine. how could laena and elaena ever look each other in the eye again.#the grief would be never ending#insurmountable.
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Magnolias 🤍
#flowers#mine#tree#magnolia#southern magnolia#digicam#southern gothic#coolpix#took a walk#nettles#ethel cain#i listened to nettles while high and walking and it was awesome til i started sweating my ass off
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brb busy having a depressive episode while listening to the most upbeat pop-punk music known to man
#fall out boy#radiohead when i'm happy fob when i'm sad#fob#panic! at the disco#infinity on high#pretty. odd.#from under the cork tree#folie à deux#a fever you can't sweat out#take this to your grave
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you ever think about how resident crypt baby ingellvar rook's baseline for how 'normal' looks in a non-nevarran is going to be varric tethras. of literally all people in the whole entire world (my heart full of endless affection for them both)
#rye and varric as the miles morales and peter b parker meme at all times hours my friends#the deaf leading the blind 2 b sure but they did save the world about it together eventually so y'know we must take those#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#varric tethras#varric seeing rook look confused about commonplace sights and being like 'OH yeah🥹raised in a grave I almost forgot. okay there kid?'#da:o mage origins levels of 'has never even seen a tree before'#ingellvar's combo of being incredibly well educated and sharp and also having no idea of the day to day mundane workings of the world...#it does feel a bit like 'hey you want to do an autistic reading of the main character in this game. boy do we have the background for you'#they DO have scripts that have served them well! but all of them are way too formal and old-fashioned to work outside the necropolis#and now they're stuck sweating nervously just trying to wing it. 'how to sound like a normal person. what would varric say'#(they don't know chat. they don't know)
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UPDATE: not cool anymore, def warm, but not hot




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Sweaty schooling session in the sun ☀️
#adventure#naturecore#photography#trees#cottagecore#horse riding#mountain#dressage#freedom#hiking#schooling#training#forestcore#fur children#my favourite#workout#sunshine aesthetic#sunny day#sweating#my best friend#my happy place#horseblr#horsecore#outdoor living#cute animals#fresh air#two hearts#behindtheears
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