#Turtle Wax

[burythecarnival]

[tilbageidanmark]

How Toothpaste Is Made

[oldshowbiz]

world's largest bottle of turtle wax

[forgetful-nerd]

The Michelangelo would absolutely get into a competition on who is the most flexible/gymnastic. But you can't tell me that Rise Mikey wouldn't try to cheat a little just to beat the extremely flexible 2012 Mikey.

2012 Mikey “I’m-a-literal-elastic-rubber-ball- pretending-to-be-a-turtle” Hamato

Vs.

Rise Mikey “I-will-eat-poisoned-pizza-puffs-just-to-win-against-you” Hamato

[tangledinink]

Swanatello's memory problems hurt me way more than they should Like wtf I read CAS and LFLS I thought I was more immune to this But no tears are streaming down my face at Swanatello not fully remembering his bros aUgh

I offer you-- the first time Swanatello was able to recognize one of his brothers. And, in the same vein, the first time that Swanatello realized that something was wrong.

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[weheartstims]

A lovecore stimboard with various suitable stims!

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[everythingunderthesky]

And really, who wouldn't?

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[aestheticsoftheinternet]

Donatello W/ Hearts Stimboard

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[itsoctopuses]

Week 9 Observations

2.26.25

Roseate Spoonbill

Platalea ajaja

Though I took these at the zoo at the beginning of the month, I did spot one in a drainage ditch today while running errands!

They are native to Texas, breeding here, Louisiana and Florida. While some also winter here, most will migrate to Central and South America.

They are (currently) protected under the US Migratory Bird Act.

They get their pretty pink tones from the food they eat which contains the same organic pigment found in tomatoes, carrots and pumpkin.

At the turn of the 20th century, their beautiful, pink feathers were used in women’s fashion and were highly prized.

They often sleep standing on one leg and will swing their heads back and forth as they walk.

#roseatespoonbill spoonbill #plataleaajaja #citizenscience #bird #shorebird #zoo #wild #nature #outdoors #february #february26 #2025 #picoftheday #project365 #day57

2.27.25

Wax Myrtle

Morella cerifera

Observed at Galveston Island State Park on 2.21.25

This is a native perennial shrub that can grow upwards of 12 feet.

It has many uses including but not limited to:

-habitat restoration, hedges, screens

-the wax from the fruit has been used in candle making

-medicinal properties

There’s, fruit, and leaves serve as food and habitat for wildlife. It’s even a good source of honey.

Many tribes have used max myrtle for its many uses throughout history including The Choctaw, Houma, Koasati, Micmac, and Seminole people.

#waxmyrtle #Morellacerifera #citizenscience #flora #native #nature #outdoors #february #february27 #2025 #picoftheday #project365 #day58

2.28.25

Seductive Entodon Moss

Entodon seductrix

Observed in St. Peters on 2.28.25 and it is native to Missouri.

This is a very hearty and versatile moss. It can grow (quickly) and survive in dry or wet areas, sun or shade, concrete, logs, and acidic soil.

Animals use it to make nests including birds, mice and even bumblebees!

It grows in dense mats making it good to use for moss lawns, green roofs and living walls.

They have red capsules that grow upright from the stems.

#seductiveentodonmoss #entodonseductrix #citizenscience #moss #native #nature #outdoors #february #february28 #2025 #picoftheday #project365 #day59

3.1.25

Star Magnolia

Magnolia stellata

Observed in Old Monroe, MO 3.1.25. And 3.30.15.

10 years ago we buried Grandma and today we had to say goodbye to Grandpa. This tree stands outside of the their church where the services were held. 10 years ago it was already in full bloom that happens each spring before the leaves grow. This year the flowers hadn’t bloomed yet but it will be soon.

It’s nonnative to Missouri but not invasive. It is native in Japan.

It can be pruned to a typical tree shape or left alone for a bushy look. When pruned it gives off a lemon scent.

#starmagnolia #Magnoliastellata #citizenscience #nonnative #nature #outdoors #march #march1 #2025 #picoftheday #project365 #day60

3.2.25

Stringy Stonecrop

Sedum sarmentosum

Observed in Old Monroe, MO 2.28.25. I’ve spent my whole life visiting my grandparents at the same house and this may have been my last time to ever walk their backyard gardens and to stumble upon species I’ve never seen before.

It is a succulent, vine and herb that is native in China but introduced to parts of Europe and North America. It can be very invasive in gardens especially in eastern and southern states.

Though it can outcompete native species it does help against soil erosion and absorbs CO2 efficiently.

It has been found in Asian folklore thought to be connected to longevity and prosperity due to its hardy and prolific nature. It’s also a symbol for tranquility.

#stringystonecrop #Sedumsarmentosum #citizenscience #succulent #vine #herb #march #march2 #2025 #picoftheday #project365 #day61

3.3.25

Norway Spruce

Picea abies

Observed in Old Monroe, MO on 3.1.25.

It is introduced to Missouri but not considered invasive, though it can take over natural forests.

It does well in the cold but struggles in the heat, compact soil and drought.

It grows fast and tall and is often used as a snow/wind break.

Some interesting uses it has includes:

-spruce beer

-violins for sound transmitting properties

-medicine

-cooking spices

#norwayspruce #Piceaabies #citizenscience #flora #evergreen #conifer #introduced #nature #outdoors #march #march3 #2025 #picoftheday #project365 #day62

3.4.25

Green Sea Turtle

Chelonia mydas

Observed sea turtle release on Stewart Beach, Galveston 3.4.35. They are native to the Gulf of Mexico and Texas beaches are important for nesting season. They can be spotted off the coasts of about 140 countries.

These were collected during the last cold stun group in January. They were washing up on the bay side because that area is much colder than the beach side.

If you see a stranded or sick sea turtle you can call 1-866-TURTLE-5. They are on the endangered list.

Green sea turtles get their name because their cartilage and fat turn green from the foods they eat consisting of algae and seagrass making them unique among sea turtle species.

They migrate from nesting beaches to their feeding grounds using earth’s magnetic field to navigate. The females will migrate to the beach they were born on to lay their own eggs.

They’re thought to live around 70 years old and become sexually mature around 25 years. They’re thought are the largest species of hard-shelled turtles and second largest of the sea turtles. They’re thought can also grow to be 350lbs.

#greenseaturtle #Cheloniamydas #citizenscience #coldstunnedseaturtles #rehabilitated #seaturtlerelease #beach #conservation #nature #outdoors #march #march4 #2025 #picoftheday #project365 #day63

[johndilaye]

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[welligogsclothing]

Update Your Outdoor Essentials for a New Year

As the New Year begins, it’s the perfect time to refresh your wardrobe and embrace a “New Year, New Me” mantra. Whether planning outdoor adventures, braving the winter chill, or upgrading your style, Welligogs has everything you need to make a statement. With their focus on craftsmanship and quality, these outdoor essentials combine functionality with timeless elegance.

Stay Warm and Stylish with the Bobble Hat

Cold weather calls for cosy accessories; the Bobble Hat is your go-to solution. Made with premium materials, this hat keeps you snug while adding a playful touch to your outfit. Its vibrant blue shade complements a variety of looks, making it a versatile addition to your wardrobe. The Bobble Hat is stylish and practical and perfect for brisk morning walks or outdoor gatherings.

Location: Shop the Bobble Hat on Welligogs

Price: Affordable luxury for your winter wardrobe.

Effortless Elegance with the Cambridge Wax Jacket

The Cambridge Wax Jacket is a perfect fusion of timeless style and modern functionality, making it an essential addition to any wardrobe. Its tailored fit creates a sleek and flattering silhouette, while the durable, water-resistant fabric ensures practicality, offering protection against unexpected rain or wind. Whether you’re heading out for a tranquil countryside stroll or braving the hustle and bustle of urban commutes, this jacket is designed to keep you comfortable and stylish.

The practical pockets enhance its functionality, offering convenient storage for essentials like keys or gloves without sacrificing its polished aesthetic. Built with robust construction, this jacket is designed to endure frequent use, making it a dependable wardrobe staple for years to come.

Details: Fitted silhouette with practical pockets.

Location: Shop the Cambridge Wax Jacket on Welligogs

Perfect For: Layering over chunky knits for a chic winter look.

Cosy Layers with the Turtle Neck Jumper in Black

The Turtle Neck Jumper in Black is a must-have addition to any wardrobe, combining comfort, elegance, and versatility in one timeless piece. Made from premium merino wool, it boasts a luxuriously soft texture that feels gentle against the skin, ensuring warmth without compromising breathability. Its lightweight design makes it an ideal choice for layering under a tailored blazer, coat, or jacket during colder months, yet it’s equally chic when worn solo.

The classic black hue is universally flattering and effortlessly stylish, complementing everything from casual denim to sharp-tailored trousers. Whether you’re dressing up for a formal dinner or aiming for understated sophistication at a weekend brunch, this jumper is your go-to staple.

Material: Meticulously crafted from high-quality merino wool, offering a blend of durability and elegance.

Location: Available for purchase on Welligogs, a destination for stylish, high-quality apparel.

Style Tip: Elevate your outfit by pairing it with high-waisted tailored trousers and polished leather shoes for a refined ensemble, or team it with a midi skirt and ankle boots for a trendy, smart-casual vibe.

Conclusion

Start the New Year right by updating your outdoor wardrobe with Welligogs. From the cosy Bobble Hat to the versatile Cambridge Wax Jacket, the sleek Turtle Neck Jumper, and the rugged Ranger Brown Boots, these essentials will ensure you stay warm, stylish, and ready for anything. Embrace the “New Year, New Me” spirit and step into 2025 with confidence and sophistication.

Visit Welligogs today to shop these must-have items and more. Let’s make this year your most fashionable and adventurous one yet!

Continue reading here about: How to style yourself for New Year outfit

[deliciousmicroplastics]

I wish hozier sang swan upon leda or empire now in nebraska

Occupiers alllll the fuck over this ancient land

[postfuturistikarcturus]

Yes I have spent the whole day washing and polishing him. Pepperoni is the shiniest boi now :D

[masterkraftuae]

Why Should You Wax Your Car? Here Are 7 Good Reasons

Waxing your car is more than just a cosmetic indulgence. While it undoubtedly enhances the vehicle’s appearance, car wax offers numerous benefits that go beyond aesthetics. Especially, using Turtle wax for your car detailing is very popular among car enthusiasts due to the incredible, eye-popping shine it leaves behind. Let’s see the seven compelling reasons why you should regularly get your car detailed with Turtle wax.

Protection Against the Elements

Your car is exposed to various environmental hazards daily, including sunlight, rain, snow, dirt, and even bird droppings. Car wax creates a protective barrier that shields the vehicle’s paint from these elements. It acts as a sacrificial layer, absorbing the brunt of potential damage and preventing it from reaching the paint’s surface.

UV Ray Defense

The paint of your car might fade and degrade over time if it is exposed to the sun’s ultraviolet (UV) radiation for an extended period of time. UV inhibitors found in car wax aid in blocking these dangerous rays, keeping the color of your car’s paint and preventing it from looking worn and weathered.

Prevents Oxidation

Oxidation occurs when the paint on your car reacts with oxygen, leading to a chalky or cloudy appearance. Car wax acts as a barrier against oxygen exposure, slowing down the oxidation process and extending the life of your car’s paint.

Enhances Water Beading

Car wax creates a hydrophobic surface that causes water to bead up and roll off your car’s paint, rather than sitting and potentially causing water spots. This makes it easier to keep your car clean, especially during rainy seasons and reduces the likelihood of mineral deposits from hard water.

Easier Cleaning

By reducing the amount of dirt, grime, and insect adhesion to the paint, the smooth, protective layer of wax makes it easier to remove pollutants during routine washes. This helps you save time and lessens the need for aggressive cleaning techniques that could damage your paint.

Longevity of Paint

The lifespan of your car’s paint can be considerably increased with regular waxing. You may avoid costly paint repairs or a full repaint by keeping it out of the elements and limiting wear and tear, which will eventually save you money over time.

Improved Resale Value

The resale value of your car can be considerably increased by keeping up the outside. A vehicle that appears pristine and well-maintained can frequently command a higher price from potential buyers. By regularly waxing your car, you not only protect the paint but also potentially increase its market value when it’s time to sell or trade-in.

Waxing your car is a practical necessity that offers a multitude of benefits as discussed above. Whether you’re a car enthusiast looking to keep your prized possession in top condition or simply a conscientious car owner aiming to protect your investment, regular Turtle wax detailing should be a crucial component of your auto maintenance schedule.

[kaitoru]

𓍼 satoru never liked turtles.

too slow, too boring, too weird with their creepy little heads and clunky shells. you, though? you loved them, always had, with a passion that baffled him.

you’d light up talking about their ancient resilience, their quiet strength, the way they carried their homes on their backs.

he’d tease you mercilessly, sprawled on your couch, eyes glinting behind his shades, tossing out quips like, “what’s next, a turtle tattoo? gonna adopt one and name it satoru junior?”

you’d roll your eyes laughing, but you kept the turtle stuff minimal, a single mug, a small plushie, a keychain because you knew he didn’t like it, and you loved him enough to compromise.

now, you’re gone, taken by a curse on a mission he couldn’t save you from, every corner of his apartment is filled with turtle designs, a desperate shrine to you, because he can’t let you go.

the apartment is too quiet, the kind of quiet that screams absence, gojo sits on the floor, back against the couch, his long legs stretched out, a half empty whiskey bottle in his hand.

the room’s a mess of green and brown turtle patterned throw pillows, a turtle lamp casting a soft glow, turtle decals on the walls, a turtle rug under the coffee table.

there’s a turtle shaped candle on the counter, unlit, its wax warped from the heat of his grief, he bought it all, every piece, in the three months since you died, scouring stores and online shops, anything to feel you again.

his shades are off, his hair falling into his eyes, gaze dull, fixed on the turtle plushie you used to hug, now perched on the shelf, staring back at him.

“stupid fuckin’ turtles.” he mutters, his voice rough, slurred, taking a swig of whiskey, the burn doing nothing to dull the ache.

“you and your damn obsession.” he laughs, short and bitter, but it cracks, his throat tightening, he’s talking to you, like you’re still here, like you’ll poke your head out from the kitchen and toss a pillow at him for cursing your turtles.

[hd-erised]

Thank you so very much to all our amazing writers, artists, pinch-hitters, readers, commenters, and reccers who once again made this fest such an amazing success!

If you haven't had time to make it through all the fantastic works here yet, we hope that you'll still read and leave some love for our writers and artists! Comments are appreciated all year round! ;) As are commenters—like you amazing readers and participants, including the phenomenal 440 people who have left an incredible total of 1898 comments on H/D Erised works this year—thank you for all you do to make this community what it is!! And a special shout-out, again, to our ever-expanding list of all-star commenters, who have commented on more than half (and sometimes way more!!) of this year’s works: blueheart_V, @sorrybutblog, khalulu, @nv-md, @hoko-onchi-writes, and veradubhghoill!! Thank you!!!

We'll be going through the works today, revealing the authors on AO3, removing the mod account as a co-author, and adding the creator names to the tumblr headers. We'll be sending the participants a wrap-up email when we've finished with all the final admin things on our end.  

Thanks again for making this another brilliant round of Erised! We hope to see you all again next year! <3 @epitomereally @honeybeet @nv-md

Art:

@elizah321 drew Brewed Awakenings for @jessixaluci [T]

@bicholsdrarrysideblog drew The Case of the Mysterious Baker for @sorrybutblog [G]

@discessio drew Ceilings. for @karamelised [M]

@threading-fate drew Us, again? for @nv-md [M]

@frm9pm drew Unemployed and On Guard for @makeitp1nk [T]

@legendrarry drew No One but Me for justlikewriting [M]

@faiell drew Stolen Glances for @dodgerkedavra [T]

@sharperthan drew Hauntingly Familiar for @moonflower-rose [T]

Fic + Art:

@fantalfart wrote & drew A Dragon to Call Mine for @annanother-thing [E, ~24,000]

Fic:

@agentmoppet wrote Where Starlight Falls for @citrusses [E, ~33,700]

The magic concealing Sirius’s Last Will and Testament doesn’t reveal the full extent of Harry’s inheritance until two years after the war. When it does, it turns out that Harry has inherited more than just the Black Family vault—he’s inherited the family’s magic, too. He just has to find it first. And he needs Draco Malfoy’s help to do it.

@sorrybutblog wrote Runaway Train for @lqtraintracks [E, ~18,100]

Harry was already keen to figure out what’s been causing a series of disturbances in the London Underground before Draco Malfoy showed up acting suspicious. Two explosions, several very confused Muggles, and a cloud of mysterious sticky powder later, Harry and Malfoy can’t seem to keep their hands off each other. Can Harry shag his way to the answer to all of his questions? Seems unlikely, but what can a man do but try?

veradubhghoill wrote At Night All Birds Are Black for IzRoan [E, ~51,800]

Harry loves being an Auror—the long hours, adrenaline-fuelled chases, and even the paperwork. But when a haunting leads to his suspension, he’s forced to continue his investigation in secret. As he unravels the murder of a young girl, he turns to the one person he never expected he’d need: Draco Malfoy.

@oknowkiss wrote The Melting Point of Wax for @vukovich [M, ~10,500]

Harry Potter is many things: captain of the Chudley Cannons, the fun uncle, a good enough friend, comfortable in the life he’s built for himself. Comfortable, that is, until a risque broom advertisement and a rumor about a fellow athlete come together to send him spiralling into the world of high-stakes broom racing, high-flying turtles, and the chaos of falling in love.

justlikewriting wrote Body and Soul for @a-sentimental-man [M, ~22,200]

When the headaches became worse and it got more and more difficult for Draco to work, he was left with no other choice but to recognise his stupid problem exactly for what it was. Even if that meant realising that the best, or perhaps even only, solution could solely come from one person: the one person he hadn’t seen for months, the one person he was still in love with. The one person who should never know. Because, clearly, Harry would never be able to give Draco what he needed anyway.

@citrusses wrote The Pain From an Old Wound for @sharperthan [T, ~31,100]

Getting hit with a mysterious blood curse is all in a day’s work for Harry Potter. Having to work with his former colleague, rival, bully, and boyfriend, is not. Harry’s not sure which is going to do him in first: the curse sucking his magic dry, or Draco Malfoy, as frustrating, condescending, and painfully attractive as he’s always been.

@lqtraintracks wrote The Most Splendid Thing for @sleepstxtic [E, ~61,200]

Star Quidditch rivals Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter become accidentally bonded. They still hate each other, but now it’s untenable to leave each other’s sides—and my, but it feels oh so good to touch. They’re either going to murder one another, or fall in love. OR: A story in which Draco finally allows himself happiness, and Harry finally learns that he deserves to be whole.

xErised wrote Borealis Green for @faiell [E, ~47,200]

Draco left Harry on the night of their first kiss, when they were eighteen. Ten years later, Harry, now Deputy Lead of the Norwegian Aurors, barges back into Draco’s life at the Ministry, seeking his help—both personal and professional—for a case, to re-capture Rodolphus Lestrange and Augustus Rookwood. Turns out that Draco couldn’t really get over Harry, either.

IzRoan wrote Don’t Fear the Reaper for @thehoneybeet [E, ~36,900]

Harry anticipates it’s Luna or maybe Hermione at Grimmauld Place, here to rouse him out of purgatorial listlessness once again. Instead, Harry finds an opinionated crow, a scroll with his name on it, and one exhaustingly persistent Draco Malfoy, who insists that Harry is his latest soul to Reap. The only problem is…Harry’s still alive. Or so he thought.  Quote: Learning how to live takes a whole life, and, which may surprise you more, it takes a whole life to learn how to die. - Seneca

@tessacrowley wrote Sub rosa for @hoko-onchi-writes [E, ~37,100]

After the tragic and unexpected death of his mother, Draco Malfoy’s quiet life as Potions Master, Head of Slytherin, and Hogwarts professor gets upended—first by the manifestation of mysterious and inexplicable magic, and then by the revelation of an inheritance deliberately hidden from him his entire life.

@thecouchsofa wrote Bare Moon Rising for xErised [E, ~15,500]

Potter moved towards him, sticking his hand out. “If that’s the case, we’re both doing it. You do the nude Tornados calendar, and I’ll do the Auror one. Most sales wins.”  Oh no.  “Are you backing out already?” Potter leaned in closer, voice dropping to a whisper. “Finally admitting that mine’s bigger than yours, then? Or do you want to cop a feel first?”  Charities could bugger off. Nothing good ever came of them, really.

@jessixaluci wrote Fighting the Chill for @bicholsdrarrysideblog [M, ~25,400]

What should have been an average and dull day for Draco Malfoy, turned rather south when he’s attacked in the middle of Diagon Alley.

@garagepaperback wrote palindrome for @threading-fate [E, ~25,800]

“Why did you let me kiss you?” Potter smirks.  “That’s not how I remember it. Why did you let me kiss you?”  “I’m stuck in a time loop. You’re not going to remember, so,” Draco’s tongue drags, calcified around the words. “Why not.”  Potter’s brows furrow but the smile stays intact. “That’s the best you could come up with?”

@amomorii wrote A Soft Place to Fall for @epitomereally [E, ~142,500]

When Harry arrives for his first year teaching at Hogwarts and is struck with a bizarre malignance, how on earth is he supposed to react when Draco Malfoy suddenly cares?

@starquestingfordrarry wrote All These Winding Threads for @amomorii [E, ~35,400]

The tides of Draco’s accidental magic pull him under and leave him gasping. There’s a hungry ache that sits deep in his bones, growing worse every day. Soon it’s all he’ll be, a starving skeleton clawing at its throat.  He needs a solution. Unfortunately, that solution looks an awful lot like Harry Potter. 

@annanother-thing wrote Second Chance Resort for @elizah321[E, ~42,800]

A holiday forced on him by his friends after the latest in a long string of failed relationships might be a chance for Harry to relax, but all that is thrown up in the air by the appearance of one newly divorced Draco Malfoy. Mainly because they had been together almost fifteen years ago before Draco broke it off to marry the woman his mother chose for him… Feat. a matchmaking hotel, a spa day, an all-knowing Weasley, and friends who do try their best, but can get a little distracted.

@jtimu wrote Seven-and-sixpence for @oknowkiss [E, ~35,700]

The entire plan of Harry’s life had been defeat evil, become an Auror, marry Ginny. Not necessarily in that order, but it seemed to be going that way, the first two managed and the third in easy limbo. He can be better, though. He can be more. Draco will see to it.

khalulu wrote Slip Slidin’ Your Way (In a Land of Fire and Ice) for @frm9pm [T, ~9,800]

How does a war-scarred young wizard recuperate and create a new identity? Harry opens himself to the magic of the land. Draco learns to wonder at the humblest of creatures. Years later, Magigeologist Evan Jameson and Malacologist Derek Black begin an enthusiastic correspondence. They’re in for a shock when they finally meet. Or: Science nerds go to Iceland and fall in love. Or: Why should kelp have all the fun?

@epitomereally wrote Pillar of Salt for @agentmoppet [E, ~62,200]

From the lake in the Room of Hidden Things, Draco knows three things: 1. Mirror universes exist, and he’s going to find the best one—the one where he did the right thing. 2. Harry Potter and him are awfully cosy in some of these other universes, whereas Potter in real life is starting to act very odd around him indeed. 3. Draco’s reflection—the mirror version of him, the worst version of him—seems to be growing crueler. And stronger.

@a-sentimental-man wrote Prescription for @fantalfart [G, ~2,600]

Draco couldn’t say he hated his job, not really. In fact, he loved it⁠—and wasn’t that something surprising, a Malfoy being a Healer, when most of them hadn’t worked a day in their lives?—and most of all, he loved knowing that he was helping people heal, above anything else. (And if there was a part of him that craved the normalcy of something that helped instead of what he had been taught to do his entire life? Well. That was between himself and his journal when he remembered to write in it.) (And maybe there was another reason too.)

@traylalascrisis wrote Old love don’t rust for @drarrydoodles [E, ~20,600]

“Why do you keep coming?” Malfoy asked at last. Harry mulled over the question. For a moment he debated trying to turn the tables and asking Malfoy the very same thing. But this time he didn’t want to hold back. “Because I can’t stop,” Harry said.

@karamelised wrote Equipoise for khalulu [T, ~88,200]

Ten years of peace have settled over the wizarding world, leaving Harry Potter feeling strangely adrift. Teaching Defense at Hogwarts is fine and all, but when mysterious magical blackouts start sweeping across the country, he can’t help but jump at the chance to investigate. It would be the perfect outlet for his restless energy - if he didn’t suddenly find himself tangled up in an elaborate charade, pretending to date the Prophet’s most illustrious journalist, Draco Malfoy. Between hunting down the cause of the blackouts and maintaining their ruse, Harry’s beginning to think that peacetime might actually be trickier - and far more surprising - than he’d bargained for.

@vukovich wrote Victory Lap for @traylalascrisis [E, ~4,700]

“I wasn’t sure if you’d want to eat first.” For emphasis, he pinches the skin at my waist. I want to cover myself in him. I want to roll in him like a dog. I want to devolve on top of him. And he wants me to sit nicely and use a knife and fork first?

@maraudersaffair wrote My Mate for veradubhghoill [E, ~26,300]

Harry is a new Alpha and Draco is his Omega Healer. Draco wants to help Harry but Draco struggles to control himself whenever he is around. And Harry wants to breed Draco. Desperately so. Things come to a head when Draco and Harry become trapped with one another. Draco doesn’t have his suppressant and it sends them both into heat. While they wait for help, will Draco be able to avoid being claimed by Harry? Does he even want to avoid it? Harry is gorgeous and strong, and Draco would love to have him as a mate. He just can’t fathom a world where Harry Potter willingly chooses him.

@smehur wrote Just a little liquid luck for @shiftylinguini [E, ~5,400]

Tracking the movement of Potter’s eyes, Draco runs a greasy finger over the thickest of his scars. “You like them, don’t you? Pervert.” Potter tosses his head back, jostling the mass of his curly fringe from his forehead. “I bet you were into scars long before you had any of your own, Malfoy.” Yes, Draco wants to say. I want to lick yours. What he says instead is, “Fuck you.” “Fuck you,” Potter echoes, putting the same pregnant emphasis on the F. Draco bites his lower lip, wrestling down the rise of euphoria. “Your turn,” he says. “Take that off.”

@sleepstxtic wrote As Luck Would Have It for @smehur [E, ~12,800]

In Sixth-Year, Harry and Draco both win a vial of Felix Felicis from Slughorn and, under its influence, have sex in the Room of Requirement. In the aftermath, can Draco and Harry navigate their respective roles in the war, while grappling with their burgeoning feelings for each other?

@hoko-onchi-writes wrote In a Year’s Turning for @maraudersaffair [E, ~89,400]

It’s been nine years. Surely, Harry can handle Draco being back—for Teddy’s sake.

@shiftylinguini wrote Storm’s Eye for @jtimu [M, ~12,400]

Harry’s surprised that Draco didn’t have wards up preventing mortally wounded former school mates-turned-ghosted work fellows from bursting into his house. In Harry’s addled mind, this seems like a great opening line to say to Draco’s gobsmacked face. He doesn’t get that far, though.

Or: Harry gets hurt, Draco is a vanishing alchemist who may or may not be able to save the day, but under no circumstances are either of them willing to talk about Their Feelings. Well. Maybe "mortal peril" circumstances will do it, actually.

@thehoneybeet wrote housewarming for @garagepaperback [E, ~6,000]

First, they had to decide where to live. It worked, until it didn’t.

@dodgerkedavra wrote Go Up to Gilead for @tessacrowley [E, ~106,700]

Harry Potter’s sense of purpose drops dead with Voldemort. So does Draco Malfoy’s freedom. Nine years later, Harry’s still a soldier. Draco’s still a sacrifice. Harry’s going to die in his Auror uniform, and Draco doesn’t deserve to live. But when the clock runs out on Draco’s sentence, a new one starts ticking. As it was, so it will be: they’ll survive together, or not at all.

@makeitp1nk wrote do you (one) better for @legendrarry [M, ~4,200]

Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor Harry Potter abruptly loses his Favourite Hogwarts Professor title to none other than Potions Professor Draco Malfoy. He swears it’s fine, really, but the feelings boiling within him say otherwise. Until Poppy Longbottom, Pansy and Neville’s hellion daughter, forces Hogwarts faculty and staff to engage in a very controversial Pureblood family tradition.

@doingthechachaslide wrote Of Stolen Glass and Burning Clover for @saintgarbanzo [E, ~27,800]

A week long international conference. A political scandal? A Malfoy beside the fruit tarts.

@saintgarbanzo wrote Baker’s Modern Wands for @starquestingfordrarry [E, ~43,600]

At Baker’s Modern Wands Lavender Brown is starting a revolution, Draco Malfoy is trying his best, and Harry Potter is really annoyed about it all.

@nv-md wrote Kiss Me, Fuck Me, Love Me for @doingthechachaslide [E, ~5,100]

Harry and Draco are running very late—they’ve got shirts to find, puppies to save, and champagne to buy. They’re also terribly, ridiculously, extraordinarily in love.

@moonflower-rose wrote Equally Cursed and Blessed for @thecouchsofa [E, ~18,200]

Harry’s back at Hogwarts to attempt his final year, again. This time he’s sure there’ll be no shenanigans. Well. Maybe there’ll be a few.