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Snake Year
#jjba#jolyne cujoh#stone ocean#jojoâs bizarre adventure#deliart#i feel like ive done a lot of green lately so i tried for blue/red/yellow but as always got sidetracked lmaooo#i dooo wanna post some of the alternative color palettes i had for this but it would require a lot of cleanup.. hm#also fighting for my life drawing a snake. thankfully ive already gone down the different boa morphs rabbit hole before for a commission#it was fun i learned a lot so im happy i found a use for that again :)#i wanna add prints for this but i think tumblr makes rb links nonfunctioning. just redirects you to the dashboard...#i wanna find some other site for uploading prints either way. idk where tho bc the most cited ones are all for original works#and i doubt claiming my art is transformative or whatever works. tbh i should try posting my original stuff here#considering the amount of 'i dont go here' tags i get i feel like there could be some enjoyment there?#many thoughts
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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.
like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.
in all likelihood, he hasnât even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.
how am i supposed to act normal about this.
#i need to lay down#just drop this in there right at the beginning why not!#thatâs INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god#heâs so⌠nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey#if tav told him the others werenât doing so hot without the two of them around#but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me#i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol!#and then redirect into something a little less flippant#but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it#dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT#bless the others with your presence he says. iâll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says.#head in my hands. how could they do this to me#astarion ancunin#astarion bg3#astarion#bg3 epilogue spoilers#bg3 spoilers#baldurâs gate 3 spoilers#bg3
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Still find it really really funny that Suo showed the slightest reaction to not liking natto and the class immediately latched onto that and dog piled him. No hesitation, just immediate teasing.
#they knew theyd never get anything else on him and would need to milk it for all its worth#suo having one âď¸ human reaction:#the class: QUICK BEFORE HE REDIRECTS OUR ATTENTION#suo nation is already exploring the angst of him not liking natto i am here to point out how the class immediately clocked him#something something as mature and aloof as he acts and no matter what distance he puts between them those are his friends and they can stil#read him like they do each other#also find it very interesting how he plays along with it#still calm & aloof (maybe bordering on intimidating the way you do with friends) but not actually putting any effort into avoiding the natt#AND HIS SURPRISE THAT NIREI KNEW??#was he not expecting nirei to put that much effort into finding things about him or surprised that someone was able to tell nirei something#who is this mysterious person that told nirei that suo doesnt like natto???#i have so many thoughts about suo AND NOT ENOUGH CANON TO CONFIRM IT#<- me very politely asking for people to go crazy over suo with me#one day ill write a fic about him and then it will be alllllll over for you bitches (me)#okay daily suo ramble over back to crawling through the suo hayato tag i go#suo hayato#wind breaker
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A Jeverus fanfiction where Severus gets an internship with Fleamont over the summer after graduating Hogwarts.
While that goes on James is sure that Severus is trying to flirt with his dad to spite him for how he was treated by him in Hogwarts.
Severus is just being nice because this is a big opportunity for him + Fleamont is not an a-hole for no reason like his son and James gets jealous for it.
#James babe you need redirection#You're so bad at getting hints#Just be nice#I sweat it'll work best#severus snape#james potter#jeverus#snames#princechaser#marauders era#pro snape#pro severus snape#harry potter#james x severus#james fleamont potter#fleamont potter#fanfic#fanfiction
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Hi! I wanted to ask if you're self taught or if you went to some sort of artistic higher education (obvsly you don't have to specify where or anything lol) I'm an aspiring artist and I hear a lot of debate abt whether art school is actually worth it, and I love your works so I wanted to know about your journey if that makes sense



I did go to art school!! However I mostly attribute my degree to my success in the graphic design field rather than the freelance art field (for context Im a designer for one of Anheuser-Buschâs biggest suppliers/warehouses) in terms of inner circle connections if that makes sense. I 100% learned a lot of important art stuff from college, especially when it comes to using color and shadow, but in all honestly I feel like none of it really âclickedâ until I graduated and was actually able to make what I wanted rather than having my work constantly be transmogrified by professors who kept steering my art in directions I didnât gaf about.
I do attribute my success as an online artist more to the fact I was just super autistic about My Little Pony when I was 12 and it was so powerful it just drove me to start drawing and posting it. Which led me to closed species which led me to art communities which led me to playing with different species which led me to developing a style which led to- *the sniper takes me out*
#if you live in mid Michigan and noticed a fuck load of salmon Busch light ads thatâs all me. Smiles.#(I did not make the design. a lot of the work I do is with premade assets.)#which is perfect for me so I donât get creative burnout#as much.#Most of my professors helped with forming the art basics but towards my last year or so I kept having my art projects redirected#in ways that just completely destroyed the message and feel I was going for and I do feel like it set me back#but we move#ask
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Do you think it is possible for the other trolls to gaslight Eridan into do the murder for the right cause? E.g. not like the murderstuck in the canon but guiding his murderous direction to align with the purpose, using him as a disposable glass cannon and a cannon fodder to take down enemies? but not easily disposable due to seadweller's physical strength and his fighting skills. Not the optimal way to handle him but given that he needs some presence of others how will this scenario go?
no because i believe eridan is the specific type of idiot that you can't actually manipulate because he doesn't listen to people. god bless đŤĄ
#like there is a reason that smart and manipulative characters like terezi and vriska never try that shit with him#and its because he's easy to fool but he is really hard to control#he is like a train that has slipped its tracks and is coming directly at you#the train isnt very smart either but good luck redirecting it#this is in large part because he operates almost entirely on emotion and vibes#ultimately what sparks his breakdown isn't any logical loss of hope#but the FEELING of being completely abandoned and having nobody in his corner worth protecting or saving#and unfortunately - as we see with jake - hope player innate instincts are incredibly powerful#(it ties in with a general idea in homestuck that instincts are correct but naive & cynical realism is incorrect but mature#& a balance needs to be struck in order to be healthy happy and productive)#eridan is like usually bare minimum half-right about stuff#he's right when he identifies rose as the rich girl of the group#he's right when he identifies kanaya as having red feelings for vriska#he's right when he nearly points out how stupid karkat's past/future compartmentalization is#and. he's right to not actually be casteist#so you can pretty easily trick him; he's a kind of gullible idiot#but you can't play mind games with him & Logic and Facts and Rhetoric don't work either#the team might get him to martyr himself on the front lines by imploring him to help them because theyre sooo weak#but the thing is he would do that without being tricked into it. that's literally just the type of guy he already is#like that's what angel killing was in his mind - an extension of his orphaner duties#which (no matter how many contradictory and fallacious justifications he may make) were duties he performed to keep his friends safe#otoh literally nothing except reaching the absolute complete end of his emotional rope could make him give up on that#like compared to vriska and gamzee it took a FUCKTON to get eridan to snap#eridan ampora
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I know the decision to have Julian's parents have him augmented was made on the fly but imo its pretty obvious from early on that Julian has Family Issues because he avoids talking about his family like the plague and I think they should've incorporated this into the Julian and Sisko dynamic right from early on because I think it would've made for some really compelling stories and moments and could've set up a REALLY interesting Julian and Jake dynamic which they kinda started to do but never fully went for
#star trek: ds9#julian bashir#benjamin sisko#jake sisko#s1 Julian being so young and eager to prove himself and latching onto Sisko as this mentor figure to look up to#seeing Sisko with Jake and low-key seeking that fatherly figure connection which he won't even let himself think about#Sisko seeing this young brilliant doctor who's got all the makings to be something great and he's just GOTTA help him along#I think he would also catch on pretty quick that Julian's got Parental Issues#he tries to ask one day all casual like 'tell me about yourself :)' and Julian talks about nothing but Starfleet and med school#any attempts to ask about his family are met with awkward brief answers and redirections#and then theres the way Julian's eyes light up the first time Sisko invites him to watch a baseball game#like he Knows. he's a dad he Knows somethings up#but he doesnt pry#I also think it makes their dynamic more tragic towards the end of the series#where we have Sisko asking Julian to compromise his morals again and again#Julian's trust and respect for him gradually deteriorating#and then at the end of course Sisko is gone and they have no idea when he'll be back#which I think Julian would have a lot of complicated feelings about#but of course theres also Jake#I imagine they'd get closer#very brotherly dynamic#you know that scene in TNG where Wesley goes to Riker for girl advice and Riker and Guinan start flirting?#absolutely happens but with Jake asking Julian for girl advice and Julian wooing a girl at Quark's and Jake absolutely loses the plot#makes the events of ...Nor the Battle to the Strong more intense as well I think#also I like to think there'd be an episode where the B plot is Jake gets mad at Sisko and impulsively decides to move out#ends up at Julian's because he did not think this through#Julian is now very much caught in the middle of this family drama and he Fucking Hates It#also him and Jake are NOT compatible roommates but he's trying so so hard to be nice#eventually they have a talk and Julian cryptically hints at his own home life and tells Jake he's lucky he has a dad who cares so much#them being closer would work into what Alone Together sets up for them
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Fucked up Mouthwashing fix-it AU where Jimmy is able to grapple with his homo/bisexuality properly but instead of this making him healthier or more normal it just causes him to noncon Curly instead of Anya. As a result he doesn't crash the ship and they all make it safely to their destination and Jimmy manipulates and guilts his way into living with Curly afterwards even as the rest of the crew goes their separate ways. Everyone is happy except Curly :)
#jimmy is also not happy but also he did this to himself#jimcurly#tw noncon#mouthwashing#nff#because!!! the whole game was about anya#the consequences of jimmys actions#he crashed the ship because anya was pregnant and he knew he would be found out one way or the other#forced to take RĂSPĂNSĂBĂLĂTY#....but if you take that away#curly cant get pregnant (unfortunately). jimmy not redirecting his obsession means that curly gets the full force of it instead of anya taki#ng the brunt bc wanting a woman is 'better' (noncon aint good no matter how you splice it jimjam)#which MEANS that jimmy has no brakes to hit no limit to how much he can abuse curly without someone noticing#bc unless he does it IN FRONT of someone no one's going to notice. curly is expected to be their Strong Captainâ˘#hed be even less obvious than anyaâand anya was SUBTLE the hints were there but u def had to look she wasnt wearing victimhood obviouslyâjus#t bc no one would be looking for it#anyway#im going mildly insane you guys want anything
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im doing a lot better now!
#ace attorney#i love adrian :) i think abt her a lot#she's like 'you guys saved me and i feel a lot better now bc of you' like we didnt try accuse her of murder girl IM SO SORRYYYYYY#one thing i did rlly like abt her in 2-4#was like. phoenix's savior complex in putting all his faith and trust in his clients yea?#and well engarde betrayed that so it was like#this little sink of despair. but adrian ohh adrian she asks phoenix for help when everyone is at rock bottom and when it seems lost#and phoenix does. she becomes his new 'client' to redirect that faith towards#she's been through so much and was so so important to turning 2-4 on its head#IM GONNA GET YOU OUTTA HEEEEERRREEE#i was delighted to see her again when starting aa3 and so soon! im so happy for her. love her so much#definitely top 5 witnesses for me#she got her riza hawkeye fit on ...
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humiliation and being forced to voice what you wantâŚ
#âĄ.gabi barks#yeah im normal and not Thinking. i would never think what r u even talking abt. STOP GUYS THIS WAS JUST A RANDOM THOUGHT I CAME UP WITH.#No Particular Reason#this with [CAR CRASH]#okay seriously. This with WHOOOO#am i biased if i say karina :x i need her to be mean to me a little bit#but not too mean or ill cry (i say lustfully)#but also.. dare i say. yunjin??#projecting becayse its my blog i csn write what i want :3#karina. want her to be mean about it. or like.. condescending?? is that the word#like acting all clueless when you whine cus ur too shy to say it.. hheehe#but yunjin⌠she like. praises you to get it out of u. yk? like. nods along when you stutter whille trying to tell her you want her to fuck u#you avoid eye contact n she just.. lovingly redirects you with a hand on your jaw#break eye contact with karina ⌠im insane just thinking abt it#i Want mean rina idgaf. so i say she collars you n tugs on it when you try to look away#okay. i lowkey just woke up i cant get too into mean rina or ill start ******* my pillow (JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)#aespa smut#le sserafim smut#karina smut#huh yunjin smut#aespa x reader#le sserafim x reader#karina x reader#huh yunjin x reader
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Sunday and his weird infatuation with your thorax.
#ramble#ESPECIALLY YOUR NECK#sleeveless + low collared clothes#put your hair up too and itâs over for him#When youâre both getting ready in the morning and you consider wearing that low-cut blouse in your closet he lovingly#and in the most non-obvious way#redirects your sights to something with a higher collar.#but if youâre insistent on wearing the blouse then heâll pick a nice necklace (collar⌠not that you know) to go with it#(itâs actually to send a message)#sunday x reader#hsr x reader#honkai star rail x reader
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Tbh this is more me bitching about once again wasting money on a game I probably won't be able to finish due to cripple-itus but we're going to pretend it's a serious discussion on game design.
So to preface: my vision is fucked. Irrevocably. Like get discounts on insurance levels of fucked. But games, even very difficult ones still Often very doable and fun.
One of my favorite genres is "white dot goes on a combat platforming adventure" Ie metroidvania/soulslikes that either Are hollow knight or heavily inspired by hollow knight
And I just want to compare a Good white dot, against an extremely irritating white dot.
This is yi. He is an edgy cat boy. he is a good white dot.
No matter the amount of bullshit on screen or the background color, you can always quickly find the white dot that is Yi or his lil robe.



This Bo. They are a bad white dot. they look like they'd be a Good white dot, what with the really clear silhouette of their ears and strong red markings
This is Bo in the game.





Bo breaks the number 1 rule of being a white dot: they end up the same color as the background because neat light effects which do look Great, were more important than the ability to find you're guy while doing minute long don't touch the ground style parkour sessions.
Like Hollowknight and Nine Sols, Path of the teal lotus uses a lot of forground and back ground layers to create a very nice sense of depth. However the foreground layers frequently completely cover the lower half of Bo's body. often making them a light colored dot on a noisy light colored back ground.
The fact background and play ground elements are often the same color does not help. Nor does the fact the camera is . Bad. it just is. It zooms in and out in the middle of a screen making it extremely difficult to keep track of an already hard to follow character in a setting where. losing track of your guy means getting sent back to the beginning of a tedious boss fight or a prolonged parkour session (which to be clear, would be good if you could track your player character. not the bosses though. They are. bad. they need to attack faster, have more than 2 attacks, or at least have a fraction of the HP they do. so you're not just standing around waiting for them to decide to start up another attack to open a vulnerability window.)
And I'm just going to say it, Someone on the team knew the game had this issue. Because they gave you a fix that doesn't work. You can adjust brightness, contrast, and saturation. None of these fix the issue of Bo disappearing. The game is so blown out that no combination of settings produce a result where bo is consistently visible, and also you can tell whats background and what's something you can stand on.
Anyways Demos are an accessibility feature, and when they're not available don't be lazy like I was and just pirate it. If the devs aren't going to give you a way to check if their shit is busted or not, you'll just have to find one yourself.
Anyways anyways tldr absolutely Gorgeous game, Should've been a silent animated movie instead because it's nearly unplayable and the translators either did a Really bad job, or the writers just didn't get why the jokes they're copying were funny
#elden ring is also a 'white dot goes on an adventure' game. the white dot is just the auto targeting reticle instead of Scrimbly#My horrible son who i made as white dot adjacent as i could. He doesn't get to wear hats unles theyre funny or cat heads#im having trouble finding screenshots bc i Cant Find Bo in them and so don't know if bo just. isnt there.#its like wheres waldo. But its the player character.#i shouldn't be questioning whether or noth the Guy is there in a normal screeny of your game#idk maybe im over exaggerating#also potl is the first game ive ever played where on my first play through. before ive gotten to know all the movement and combat#ive wanted to be able to speed up the game. Like Celeste lets you turn the speed down? This needs the opposite. Extremely sluggish and it's#made worse because it slows down even more Constantly#near an edge near something you can pogo on near an enemy projectile you can do the Ori redirect thing with#near an enemy#when you're pogoing#it just feels bad man.#its not even Consistent#anyways play nine sols. Its really good#I like Ji. <Anyone who knows my vibe of character and also this game just rolled their eyes#Jiequan is cool too but im still mad they didn't draw his dick. iykyk
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Sudden thought. I often see the argument that Shaw should have been a human in order to support Eriks motivations. But Iâd like to add that Charles motivations would have worked better if he had not forced the russian soldier to avert the missiles but if he instead had stopped it out of his own free will after a bit of telepathic prompting.
Because the way that the events of the cuban crisis is usually told, of one man deciding to do the right thing. Is exactly the type of thing that Charles is looking for. And it would have further supported his faith in humanity and their ability to do good in a way that none of the others would have been aware of, since he doesnât exactly have time to explain what happened.
#not critiquing the movie just thinking#there are probably loads of issues by doing it that way#not having the time for one#but Iâm not writing the movie so I donât actually have to figure out how to do it#and heâs a telepath you can just say the thought conversation was really really fast#xmen#xmen first class#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#idk I just think having charles basically being the one responsible for preventing world war 3#first by redirecting the initial missiles and then by stopping erik from#redirecting the other ones#takes a bit of the drama out of it#well adds characters drama I guess#but from the irl event#and he gets no recognition for it poor guy
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tbh I think dimitri calling sylvain an older brother figure in the jp version of the game says a lot more about dimitri than it does sylvainâŚ
#dimitri âglenn was about my age and my best friend and my step mother was always kind to meâ blaiddyd#i guess i'm still on about this#as a related aside:#i always took sylvain calling felixâs past behavior âcute⌠like a little brotherâ as more of a jab than a genuine lament#sylvain knows felix too well for it to be anything else#âcuteâ and âlittle brotherâ are just two of felix's big red buttons that sylvain can push when he wants to be an ass#and he does in that support--because felix saying theyâre only friends because of their parents actually really gets to sylvain#family to sylvain is an obligation that you donât get a say in#at this point in the game he is struggling SO hard with accepting the life that someone else has planned out for him#simply because of the blood that runs through his veins#but he gets a say in being friends with felix and ingrid and dimitri#and i think that distinction would be really important to him#if barely-hanging-in-there-dimitri wants to imprint on sylvain like a traumatized baby duckling now that glenn's dead#well--that's a dimitri problem i think#honestly what does IS think a big brother figure is? someone to look up to as an example? to go to for support when you have problems?#because at the start of the game sylvain can't be EITHER of these things to anyone#sylvain's trying to fix problems by redirecting anger onto himself - he's lightening the mood with jokes that make people want to punch him#he's possibly even dying for them on the battlefield#he absolutely cares about them! but he doesn't want to be a brother. he wants to be a friend. that they intentionally chose.#what little self worth he has kind of hinges on it#what do i know though#whatever people can have their own thoughts and opinions i'm not actually saying 'we can't be friends if you don't think like me'#but i clearly feel strongly about this#rambling character thoughts
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favorite stage of qunt hatesex has to be when they've been hooking up long enough that the hate has started to phase out and it's just kinda regular sex atp, and they're both aware of this, and they're both absolutely fuming about it. i may be kissing your ears but i am NOT your friend and i will DIE on that hill
#qunt#when i started this i wasn't expecting to find a narrative arc for them but genuinely it IS there in the text#they wanna kill each other - they slowly start liking each other - they break up - they make up#this is why the fic is so long. i realized i cant just one and done killing eachother sex#well i could. but i wanna get to the funny part at least#i've also greatly enjoyed rating the types of bj according to how intimate they are on ferenginar#hands on ears--least intimate#then hands on dick#then mouth on dick#then mouth on ears--which is a big leap up from the last one + the most meaningful type#and with the way ferengi heads are arranged basically any mouth above the chest is gonna be considered capital i intimate#so i have this running gag where they keep having to stop and redirect bc they get too close to that line#and then eventually....when they have enough tension built up...they cross it <3#[you may ask yourself. surely ferengi have tried dick on ears. and tbh. this is considered extremely degrading. or kinky]#[which means im gonna put it in the killingeachother sex]#jimothy writes
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Looking for a Mairuma Ao3 fic, I don't know if it got deleted, or I managed to like mute/block the author without realizing it somehow.
Anyways the ship is Sabnock/Iruma, and demons have a/b/o dynamics going on, but humans don't.
And the set up is that Iruma's perfume gets washed off a bit in the rain, and Sabnock gets a whiff of him before he can run off and apply more.
So Sabnock comes to the conclusion that Iruma is an omega and becomes really protective of Iruma.
#mairuma#mairuma fic#welcome to demon school iruma kun#mairimashita! iruma kun#looking for a fic#If someone does know this fic don't just like send the link or give me the title#because I honestly think I might have muted the author on accident#and I'm just about positive I'm not going to be able to see the fic at all until they're unmuted#even with a direct link#because I'm 90% sure it's showing up in my search engine results#but when I click on it I get redirected to my muted users page#problem is#Ao3 doesn't send you directly to the muted author the work belongs to#or bring up a âYou've got the author to this fic muted/blocked would you like to unmute them?â kind of page#it just goes to your general muted users page and expects you to pick through them all yourself#and I'm not going to lie I've got a lot of muted users on Ao3#primarily because there's a few different fandoms I'm in where there's a few different kinks that're really popular that squicks me out#and I got sick of wasting tags trying to filter out all the different kinks I don't like#so i kind of just started muting all of the authors who only really wrote fic about those kinks#anyways I've got like hundreds of muted authors on Ao3 at this point#and again Ao3 Does Not tell you which author specifically is the author of the work you're trying to look at#anyways help would be appreciated
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