#Zerox's irrelevant yapping

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tloz fanart is so beautiful bro

Especially totk.

I cant.

Shit is too powerful.

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i use ranboo as a unit of measure.

"the water is 13 feet deep" no bitch the water is 2 ranboos and some change tall

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✨Courtesy of my Pinterest being amazing✨ /j

creds to whoever came up with it idk I just found it

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this ad is my new favorite movie but

Do I really care about stealing????

Anti-piracy ad from 2004

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isnt life so FU CKING IN CON SISTENT

(I've moved on to are you alright now)

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time sensitive question

okay so it's hot as balls outside but I have to go to a fancy dinner with my dad and his boss or wtv tf and the shirt I'm supposed to wear is short sleeves do I wear long sleeves under it cuz I don't want to show my arms but like idfk

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rant

"if they illegally crossed the border then they're not innocent"

Bitch we have way bigger problems than people looking for better lives for their families, or work, or whatever they came here for. Remember that these are the people- the real hard working people- that make your food possible. You think Americans go out and pick the tomatoes, and wash em, and do all that? No because a good chunk of Americans sit on their asses all day and watch them do this. If immigrants are such a big problem to you, wait until a restaurant you really like closes down because their employees got deported. Wait until there's no produce in the stores because the people supplying it got deported.

Just because they're not from America doesn't make them any less worthy of human rights.

These are the people who should be getting thanked, because they are actually doing hard manual labor.

And lastly, can ice please go fuck themselves off in a corner in time out until they stop being complete asshole nincompoops and/or die.

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its a Minecraft cornflower which is what I use as a symbol for my bf cause we used to give each other flowers in Minecraft. So I am extremely happy.

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dying my hair pink as a man is wild. Might do green or blue too :D

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OTHER PEOPLE STILL REMEMBER THE LAND BEFORE TIME?!?!?! I THOUGHT HUMANITY AS A WHOLE FORGOT ABOUT IT

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i just stopped everything I was doing to watch Philza stream about building a seawall of moss. What is wrong with me.

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WAHT?!?!?! I love like half of those bands wtfffff but LOVEJOY AND LINKIN PARK ON THE SAME DAY broooooooo why is nothing good in America.

LOVEJOY NEW STATUS POST BRUH ‼️‼️‼️‼️

Remember! Anon

BRUH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

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I HATE GOOSEBUMPS THEY FEEL SO WEIRD WTF

(not the books tho the books r fire)

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yapping storytime that nobody asked for

my dad was getting mad that I had a horde of cans in my room so I told him they're for making spikes to put on things and he goes "what???" So I held up a bracelet I made out of an old pair of shorts and demonstrated and he went "but why. just buy them." So then I proceeded to try and explain but he didn't wanna listen so he just walked out.

Tune in next week for another episode of How To Get Your Parents Out Of Your Room (Effectively)

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"cease fire agreements" when bru fired first is wild.

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i like this job. You have my gratitude.

To all my employees here are your benefits:

1. Get the hours you want

2. You can smoke or get high just don't ruin the cars

3. If you want certain snacks in the break room then I'll get them with my own money

4. You can get a liveable wage

5. You can say "I work for Jesus" and be correct

6. You can call of work and I won't judge

7. You can tell Karen's to go fuck themselves

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