#agefaking
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having a birthday on a wednesday is such bullshit i almost forgot i had one today
#anywayyy 馃 i am now 26 !!!!!#i'll edit all my shit when i get home today but for now everyone enjoy temporarily agefaking with me
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FINALLY updated my carrd jesus. now it doesnt say im 20<3
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Wait scratch that maybe I was 15. Hold on.
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"This work environment is starting to feel really hostile."
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85% convinced now that hendery is actually a 97er agefaking for the sake of early (un)successful triplets cantobro marketing and current successful triplets marketing, which would explain a lot of things but more importantly make his ge thing with yangyang x10 times funnier in a fresh new direction
#idols agefaking is a deeply unserious commitment to me but i get it from a marketing perspective#shoutout to oomf for bringing this theory up first because now we can't stop noticing things#cherry.txt
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oh shit its my birthday
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babys first alcoholic drink im so proud of him
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i need to update my bio to say 26 instead of 25 but ummm im lazy
#my bday was on the 17th but its ok ill keep agefaking as 25#doing stuff on mobile is just lame and i dont feel like getting on my puter
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I have had the most stressful two weeks of my entire life
#agefaking boyfriend /abusive mom/ being accused of something extremely serious /best friend has did etcetc#can i please be allowed to **** my *****
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have to get on my laptop at some point and update my age
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Peerless Cucumber's strict minors DNI policy vs teenage luo binghe's 40 different agefaking alts
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its so funny when people say "minors are age faking to get into 18+ spaces!!!" do you mean lying. are you talking about lying. i dont think thats agefaking i think thats just lying
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Me personally if i was in my mid 20s agefaking as 18 and all my 19 year old coworkers treated me as a child compared to them i would not be able to keep the facade for as long as himeru's done it. Hats off馃 but you can just see how pissed off he is it's so funny, how can you not love him...
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nobimaru is literally such an everything character like who is doing it like him. hes a furry he eats raw meat he agefakes hes internet pals with a hacker who hunts kemono hes a bottle blond he ripped his arm off he changes outfits like a barbie mid combat to cosplay different professions he has no hobbies he visited home and it was so bad he started smoking hes gay he rocks a maid outfit he wants to watch 8th graders kill people and when they wont he does it himself. He has mommy issues he stole a corpse he has the worlds flattest ass and most importantly he has weird gay shit with the fart gag character
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tag dump: nobimaru
#HOW CUTE!://NOBIMARU IC#SPINNING SAMSARA://NOBIMARU HC#BORN A KING://NOBIMARU MAIN VERSE#PREPAID LOVE://NOBIMARU BNHA VERSE#THE DUTIFUL SON://MISC NOBIMARU AU#AGEFAKER CALLOUT://NOBIMARU CRACK
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honestly i think it suffered from the trailer setting up expectations that the movie wasnt going to meet. like i went in thinking i was gonna get mean girls but with sea monsters and first of all these girls never hang out, they have like one montage of them swimming around but like it lasts about 2 minutes and then they dont really interact much.
besides that the character motivations made no sense, the pacing was all over the place, and honestly the whole time i was thinking its just turning red but bad.
it didnt look good, the underwater scenes were so dark and uninspired even though characters kept gasping at the beauty to try and convince you its really impressive. half of the movie is spent underwater and there really wasnt much to look at, an entire ecosystem and it felt extremely empty.
ruby gillman was not a good movie
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