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Shoutout to Magic for taking "Watson equivalent who was a former assassin of some kind" and ascending it to "Watson equivalent who is still an active assassin, not even on the side, like being a detective's assistant is their side job"
Proft: "He's covered his tracks well. He's definitely our culprit, but with all the physical evidence destroyed we'll never be able to prove it to the courts." Etrata: "...So like, does that mean I'm fine to... you know..." Proft: *sighs* "...Just please tell me you're being paid by someone else to do it." Etrata: "Oh they gave me the contract like halfway through the investigation. I was just waiting to see if we could get him in custody first."
#magic the gathering#etrata#alquist proft#Etrata got some really good character writing this set god damn#she went from being effectively a background character to having some of the best character dynamics in ravnica#hopefully when we inevitably come back to ravnica we can see her and proft still working together#proft also was surprisingly entertaining for someone who kinda came out of nowhere#I was sus of him the whole set but its actually funnier if he's just an innocent detective character who just ends up in these situations
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hi magic the gathering community
#ravnica#lazav#alquist proft#etrata#meme#memetg#I WAS TALKING TO SOCIALPOISON ON DISCORD AND WE ENDED UP TALKING ABOUT LAZAV
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Niv-Mizzet: With our success in creating our own artificial omenpaths, I believe we are ready to move to the next stage in the Omenpath Project – sending a Ravnican through one of them.
Proft: That's very ahead of schedule! Should we look for volunteers?
Niv-Mizzet, arriving at the test chamber: I have already procured one.
Proft:
Proft: That's Rakdos.
Niv-Mizzet: Correct.
Proft: He's even still sleeping.
Niv-Mizzet: A representative from the Rakdos assisted us with moving him to the test chamber.
Proft: Are you sure having a Parun as the first test subject is a good idea?
Niv-Mizzet: What's the worst that could happen? That the omenpath is unstable and we finally find a way to kill him for good? That he ends up somewhere else where he isn't my problem?
Proft:
Proft: I can't change your mind on this, can I?
Niv-Mizzet: No.
Rakdos: *snork mi mi mi*
#magic the gathering#incorrect quotes#alquist proft#niv mizzet#rakdos#Niv-Mizzet#murders at karlov manor#ravnica
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famed stegosaurus: alquist proft
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i am a staunch platonic proft/etrata enjoyer. i need the autistic detective to hang out with his hardened assassin bestie as they both learn to open up and realize how deeply and fiercely they care about each other.
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my localization of mtgjp's comic
#mtg#alquist proft#sorin markov#this deck is pretty cool#and im always a fan of dumb deck names#sorin tell#localization
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Underrated character concept: recovering cop.
As in, this character suffered from the terrible affliction known as is-cop, but they are thankfully recovering from it. Often, they continue to fill the role cops are supposed to fill, i.e. solving crimes and bringing people to justice, but in a less coppy way and with the added understanding that cops don't actually do that.
This is often related to the character archetype of Assigned Cop At Birth
#82 white chain born in emptiness returns to subdue evil#alquist proft#I want to say sam vimes because he fits the idea but he also does stay a cop so he never fully recovers#that said the way his stories intentionally mirror police brutality and corruption with his alcoholism was an inspiration for this concept#I feel like there are more but I honestly can't remember what they were
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Karlov Manor Turnabout (or something)
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I'm calling it: Arquist Proft is the killer.
He is so eager to explain the symbolism of the murder scene, but doesn't even mention any of the discrepancies. Like the fact everyone heard a scream but Zegana had clearly been dead much longer, if the killer had the time to pose her like that. He also just totally brushes past the fact that the black iris symbolizes the Simic Combine in this instance. Like...how? What is the connection? Were you worried that no one else would get it?
Plus, if his invisible ink card is any indication, he's a massive egotist.

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Alquist Proft, Master Sleuth (Murders at Karlov Manor) - Peter Diamond
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#mtg#magic the gathering#ravnica#niv-mizzet#guildpact#multiverse#center#omenpaths#portents and omens#plans and schemes#alquist proft#etrata#fantasy card game#wotc#wizards of the coast
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Murders at Karlov Manor + Tumblr textposts (Ships edition)
#magic the gathering#murders at karlov manor#kaya cassir#teysa karlov#etrata#alquist proft#massacre girl#aurelia#tumblr textposts#textpost memes
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VORTHOS NATION... ARE WE CANONIZING THE IZZET LEAGUE PODCAST NETWORK...
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