#also maybe doing roz's about... omg. maybe

[synkyng]

anyway hi i think my (unofficial? icr) break has done me some good and i’ll dive into drafts + asks tomorrow (late tomorrow. i’d do it now but its three in the morning and i’m knackered. LOL).

[magebastard]

For the Infamous ask game: Songwriting, Lyrics, and Wild card for anyone you'd like please! <333 (Also thank you for sending me one too! It is still sitting in my inbox, but I'm itching to get to it hehe) ~ @whowhatifs

ya of course omg also thank you for asking roz!

songwriting answered here!

Lyrics: What are some songs you associate with your character? Any specific lyrics that really scream your character?

there are Too many but the first that jumped to mind were this specific breakdown in bite the hand - boygenius

��Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you I am?

What do you wanna say?

What do you think will change?

Maybe I'm afraid of you.

Maybe I'm afraid of you.”

Wild card: Tell us something about your MC! Feel free to really just roll us over with an emotional steamroller and crush the souls out of our bodies, if you’d like. (You’re also welcome to choose one of the other questions to answer!)

i will give a 1 1/2 answer! which is just two small fun little things.

the first: lane does not drive anywhere if they can help it. they bike or scooter or skateboard or walk but driving is their last resort always. their dingy green hatchback is more like a box for listening to music through a bad stereo and transporting equipment when necessary.

and the second little thing: uh lane exists in everyone’s canon playthroughs they’re selling ur bands merch they’re ur mc’s biggest fan they’re hauling ur gear they’re chain smoking at the gig

[blameitonmy80hdbaby]

A running list of my 2022 obsessions (so far)

West Side Story

carried over from the end of 2021

No goddamn idea how it took me 29 years to see this musical

Also didn’t realize that Glee covered a lot of this music at the time it was airing and I gotta say it did NOT do a good job (went back and watched the episode)

Omg the music. The melodies. The soaring strings. The voices. The plot was okay, the music was fabulous and Sondheim (RIP) was a musical genius.

Mike Faist and Ariana DeBose stole the whole goddamn show. This is where my Mike Faist obsession began in full earnest (I kinda recognized him from Panic, which I hadn’t finished watching at the time)

Took until about mid/end of March to fully shake this obsession

Tonight (Quintet) is criminally underrated once you split all the parts in your head and then put them back together

Why of course I watched the original to continue my obsession. OG Tony was better. i loved OG Bernardo and 2021 Bernardo equally but obv hated OG Bernardo’s (and the rest of the sharks’) face paint.

Yellowjackets

I blame this one on Roz and Mocha (KISS 92.5 shoutout)

Immediately hooked but took a while to finish the last two or three episodes

Team “obsessed with Ella Purnell’s eyes”

One of those shows where basically everyone is unlikeable LOL except maybe Nat???? I like that messed up little bleached blond weirdo. Protect Nat at all costs.

May or may not have watched the entire season to see if there would be more cannibalism

Euphoria s2

As obsessed as I was with this show, s2 was a clusterfuck

Give Zendaya the Emmy for episode 5

Fuck Elliot and the pointless musical number

Lowkey would have dated Ethan. Ethan reminds me of my boyfriend but I don’t remind myself of Kat, who alternately annoyed me and bored me to tears this season

No more Nate I beg of you I am so fucking disinterested

I ship Fexi

Genuinely hoping this show did not peak in s1

Panic

I won’t fucking lie, I started watching this in last year and forgot about it bc I wasn’t invested, picked it up again so I could watch Mike Faist

Totally unbelievable, spoiled it before I finished.

Would probably still watch again for Mike Faist if I was going through Mike Faist withdrawals. Esp that scene in ep 6 😈🥵💦

Bridgerton s2

I binged this in a day

Something about the enemies to lovers thing made this season a bit * s p i c i e r * than s1, despite the fact that s1 had a fuckton (pardon the pun) of sex scenes.

I like being teased but holy hell that was difficult LOL (buildup was worth)

trying to convince my boyfriend to watch this with me. So far, he has refused.

I bought the first two books in the series, been too busy to read :(

My 53 year old male coworker and I have chatted about this show together (not in a creepy way) and i loved our chats (he’s read the books too!)

Dear Evan Hansen

Another thing I picked up due to Mike Faist withdrawals

Started with a bootleg copy of the stage show thanks to another lovely tumblr user and moved onto the movie shortly after

Already wrote a comparison post somewhere on this blog

Dude the plot is so…morbidly weird, but I’m so into the music.

Sincerely Me is my first and forever favourite, but the melody in Waving Through a Window and the subject matter of Requiem both get me every time and I love them as well

Lore Olympus

Okay this is cheating bc no new eps have actually been released in 2022 as of right now

But they’re coming this month

And I’m so fucking excited

Mare of Easttown

If anyone watches broadchurch and then asks me for another show that’s similar to it, I will always recommend this one (gracepoint who?)

My cinnamon bun Zabel. Too pure, too sweet, too lovable, too perfect for this life

When he kissed Mare and said how do you know what I want? I went WEAK. ZABEL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME.

Okay but this show was really well done. Strong female main character who was flawed but worth rooting for, complex mystery, lots of twists, interesting dynamics and parallels, therapy!! Character working on bettering themselves!! We love to see it.

Boyfriend DID watch this one with me (made him)

Julia (HBO)

I have a ridiculous love for the Julie and Julia movie. I blame the men (Stanley Tucci and Chris Messina) but I mean I adore food

Started watching this show last week and I’m really into it

We’ll see how invested I get but so far so good

[wild-karrde]

I just finished your Post order 66 trooper series and JFFBJSDVHF omg I love every fic!! Every one of your OCs are wonderful, their unique personalities work so well with the canon characters they interact with but it doesn't feel like they were made to match if that makes sense. I fell in love with every pairing. Rex and Senna, Crosshair and Iden, Tech and Kes, Echo and Sabe, and even Hunter and Typho (which I admit, I didn't think I'd like but that didn't last long lol). I was even rooting for Jex and Inez and they were a background couple lol. I adore Chuckles, Nita, and Arni's little family too 😭. I can't wait to see what you have in store for them before they show up on Yavin 4.

I also had like a revelation when I got to the part in Reunion about Omega. It makes so much sense! On top of that, your explanation about finding Fives is absolutely something I could see happening in canon. God, I could go on forever because I loved every bit of your story so far.

Your writing is captivating. You do such an amazing job of showing each character's personality through their actions.

Your series has got me thinking about maybe sharing a few of my OCs that interact with the bad batch but I'm still a little nervous about it. Maybe one day lol.

But all in all, thank you for this incredible series and I'm so excited for the future you have planned! 🤍🖤

Roz, I would like you to know this ask made my entire day. The last few days have been really rough, and I haven’t had much time to write lately and was starting to wonder if it was even worth it a bit (engagement has been down for everyone), so from the absolute bottom of my heart, thank you. I’m so stoked you enjoyed these stories. They honestly started as a kind of escape when things were rough, but I have grown to love them so much and am starting to become proud of some of them, so it means the world to hear you enjoy them too (particularly the OCs, putting them out there can be nerve-wracking).

The fact that you love the ships too just completely tickles me, especially the “Guarded” ones (most of which I did not have planned in advance… they just sort of happened). Grunter in particular was one that VERY much snuck up on me, but it’s kind of one of my favorites now??

I HIGHLY encourage you to share your OCs! As scary as it is, it’s so fun to see what other people create, so *in Palpatine voice* DEW IT!

All to say THANK YOU AGAIN SO MUCH. 💙💙💙

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 30+31.12.20 lbs

30.12.20

lmao ep starts off itself with vansh and kabir ka staring match.

vansh steady in first place, not having blinked for................ like 3 minutes now? this dude a fucking freak.

while riddhima gazes adoringly at him thinking bhagwaan ne mujhe itnaaaaaaaaaa achcha pati diya hai. pft. idk what the hell sins you did in your last life riddhima, to get a husband like this one in this life, but it had to be something reallllllllllll bad. like stealing from little orphans and kicking puppies or some shit.

thankfully dadi is here to put an end to this chutiyaapa.

countdown blah blah, no1 currrrrrrrrr.

itna pheeeeeeeeeenka happy new year. bhai-behen ho kya???

now we talking.

he just says some trite shit like new kahaani that will be remembered for ages blah blah and gives creepy looks. dude why can’t you be normal on oneeeee bloody day?

ahaana also giving random creepy looks seeing vansh/riddhima hugging. and she goes and............

i think i watch this show and rrahul a little too closely ki i instantly knew this isn’t his hand and thus it’s not vansh’s hand she’s holding.

yupppppppppp. bola tha na.

damn they make a hotass couple of shady bitches.

ok wow i’m really feeling it. wish kabir wasn’t a sociopath who is incapable of feeling attachment (“love” is too strong a word) for anyone but his mother.

lmao his reaction when ahaana tells him ki riddhima didn’t believe any of the pattiii she padaofied her about vansh.

ok but how do these two know each other??? matlab yeh le aaya hai issko? i thought vansh le aaya hoga?!!?

mereko kya kaunsa manhoos le aaya? i’m just here for the attractive ppl pressing their bodies up against each other. keep on keeping on, #KaHana

he’s warning her against ever double-crossing him and dude the angry/hate-sex vibes here are *~~~ExQuISiTe*~~~~

the way she’s confidently gazing at him all sexy tells me she’s a much more seasoned player than riddhima and i already love her more than the damn lead of the show.

damn. that’s a gnarly period you got riddhima. that’s an unusual amount of flow. go see a doctor about it, sis.

i’ve heard about ppl making art with menstrual blood and all, but this is fucking ridiculous.

anyway of course the dumbass goes investigating it. and got fucking attacked in the storeroom and SOMEONE HUNG HER UP. LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS MESSED UP HOUSE DUDE????/ WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU STILLL LIVE HERE????

Chehra Appreciation Break

asadkjasldjlaskdjlsakjdlas the way he’s yelling for everyone and interrogating them of their whereabouts coz riddhima’s missing.

lmao ishani and ahaana’s reactions at this temper tantrum are fucking amazing.

dang what’s with the suuuuuper orange lower half of his face???? ugh. the foundation woes are back now that the beard’s growing back in.

anyway he went barrelling off to find her after some more chabaaya hua dhamkis at his fam. ahaana already regretting moving into this pagaal khaana.

this scene is so fucking disturbing to watch that i don’t even wanna fucking cap it. but she was legit getting HANGED and he managed to get there in the nick of time and save her.

how, you ask? BY SHOOTING AT THE ROPE, INSTEAD OF JUST.......... DOING SOMETHING NORMAL LIKE RUNNING AND PUTTING THE STOOL BACK UNDER HER FEET TO STABILIZE HER. THIS SHOW IS JUST FUCKING BATSHIT INSANE, MY LORD.

this poor girl, my god. i don’t think i’ve ever watched a tellywood FL be tortured to the extent that this one is on a daily basis. it’s fucking ridiculous. there’s no redemption for any of the raisinghanias at this point. she just needs to fucking leave (and file several domestic violence cases against each and every one of them, except dadi.)

anyway she tells him whatever went down today, starting from the period blood fiasco onwards and he’s........ vibrating in anger. cool i guess.

some promises and shit about how who ever did this will pay, time for “humaara khel” and .......... dude. you say this shit every single time. and nothing changes. i don’t give a fuck anymore about your stupid promises. move the fuck outta this hellhole with your wife if you really mean it.

seedha jaake ahaana ke sar pe bandook taan di. based on what evidence? only the Good Lord above knows, coz vansh and the writers sure don’t.

no literally based on what is he accusing her and pulling the trigger??????? idgi??????

almost shot her and is saying “riddhima pe kharonchh nahi aani chahiye, baat ishq aur vishwaas ki hai” and ahaana is giggling and literally what the fuck is going on i’m so confused.

ahaana saying wowwwww, you want revenge also, and she shouldn’t get hurt also.

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE’S THE ONE WHO BROUGHT AHAANA IN!!!!!!!!!!!!

literally what the fuck is this dude on???? badla chahiye, par dard nahi hona chahiye. bhai, kya phoonk ke aaye ho, humein bhi toh thoda de do.

ok this is tooooo fucking convoluted a game. riddhima thinks kabir is the one attacking her. but it’s kabir + ahaana. kabir thinks ahaana is on his side and brought her into VR mansion, but ahaana is double agent who was actually planted in kabir’s nazar by vansh to fuck over BOTH kabir and riddhima. i think?????????

ahaana be like re devaaaaaa, what fucking madness have i gotten myself into????????????? the things i have to do for health insurance coverage during a pandemic.

———————————————————————

31.12.20

first 5 minutes is some new year ka naach gaana bs. fwding.

ok this fucker is a legit motherflipping crazy. he just wants to keep torturing riddhima for god knows how long.

even ahaana is alarmed.

did he do absolutely noooooo research after the cliff chhalaang? like....... this revenge shit is so dumb at this point, when he knows she brought in vihaan to stop kabir from ruining the family, and took a second fucking bullet for him?!?!?!?!?!?! they shouldn’t have written the second gunshot plot point, coz now he looks like a reallllllllll unappreciative fucker for whom literally no good deed is enough.

WHAT PYAAR AND VISHWAAS, FUCKER???????? LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????? YOU’VE PLAYED THESE GAMES WITH HER FROM THE VERY START OF YOUR MARRIAGE AND MAYBE TOOK A BREAK FOR A WEEK OR TWO IN BETWEEN - WHEN SHE GOT SHOT THE FIRST TIME AND DURING ISHANI’S WEDDING. THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT??????/ LIKE.......... THIS MAKES NO BLOODY SENSE. THIS CHARACTER IS JUST SUCH A SUPREME DOUCHEBAG, MY GOD. THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO REDEEMING HIM WHATSOEVER.

also can’t say rrahul’s extra chabaaaaa chabaaaaaaa ke bolna is making this enjoyable to watch at all.

all i wanna know is what ahaana has on him that he’s indebted to her and thought her worthy enough to join forces with. SPILL SPILL SPILL SPILL!!!!!!!!!!!! what does ahaana get outta all this?!!?!?!!!!!!

riddhima on the other hand running around wondering whom vansh is gonna murder. SIS YOU JUST GOT STRANGULATED CAN YOU SIT DOWN FOR A HOT SEC AND REST?!?!!?!?

ahaana is like bro you gonna ruin riddhima’s life, and he’s like yeah, that’s what i want. jesus christ, dude. just divorce her then. why prolong this shit out like this????? truly psychopathic.

riddhima hears his voice and heads to the pool area..........

............. isn’t that his shoulder there behind the tree? is she fucking blind???????? HOW CAN SHE NOT SEE HIS 7 FOOT TALL HULKING ASS BEHIND THAT PATLA SA JHAADI?????? HE’S LITERALLY THERE LIKE........

........... she left. god. she’s really really REALLY stupid. like pretty sure these crimes against her count as extraaaaaaaaa bad....... like, pick on someone with your own brain capacity, vansh? leave the simple minded sis alone!

the only gift that’s acceptable from you rn sir, is divorce papers. and a self-filed restraining order promising to stay 3 whole districts away.

yikes, that beard is notttttt growing in well.

“tum mujhe apne saare stress de do.” BITCH YOU’RE HER BIGGEST STRESS. ASSHOLE. I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

“tumse door jaake jaaonga kahaan? abhi toh bohut kuch baaki hai.” fucking dieeee, you psychopath.

lmaoooooooooooooooo her face when she doesn’t understand wtf this gift is supposed to be. i’ve been there sis. trying to fake enthusiasm for some reallllll bad gifts from men is truly painful.

also she’s so dang cute when they let her use her face properly!!!!!! har waqt bechaari ko bass rulaate rehte hain iss show mein.

one ainvayiiii gift ke bahaane some random cuteness.

sis gazing at him some more thinking omg he loves me soooooooo much.

she remembered ahaana’s warning, and is like no she was lying to me!!!!!!!!! stupid stupid stupiddddddd. no matter whoever planted her, you should believe that sister over your haraami misters. motive jo bhi ho, bol toh behen sach hi rahi thi.

yuck that looks ugly af. why the hell would you want that on your bedroom wall? esp. when your bedroom is already so goddamn fugly.

anyway he’s gaslighting her some more about ahaana blah blah.

riddhima like i’ll prove it. le, iska jee nahi bharaa. she wants to do more jasoosi and go get stuck in random traps that try to kill her.

vansh promising he’ll throw ahaana and her partners out if she can prove it. meaning you’ll........... throw yourself out?????

whatever man, idk and idc anymore what this fucker does. i’m just here for the faces.

threatening notes planted in all these ppl’s rooms. everyone instantly like OMG VANSHHHHHHHHHHH DID THISSSSS. lol coz who else does this chutiyaapa of leaving random messages around like this.

but nope. chachi saw riddhima’s earring lying there and knows it’s her.

isko bhi mila.

lmao kabir rueing the day he set eyes on riddhima coz jeena haraam kar rakha hai ladki ne.

riddhima like mwahahahahhaha they must have got my notes and now they’ll come attack me! behen, woh toh note ke bina bhi roz karte aaye hain...............

there. promptly got jumped.

surprise, surprise.

lol attitude toh dekho behen ka. wish she was the lead of the show instead of riddhima.

[chloefranco]

You’re it

Nicholas Scratch x Reader

Requested by @cxxl-gall:”Idk if you do requests but you should do a reader x nick from season 2 sabrina where he gets jealous over Harvey constantly making a point on how they used to date because i was living for that “Harry” “It’s Harvey” shit lol” 

Based off season 2 but I changed a few things, I hope that’s okay. Don’t come for me lol

    You were all helping your cousin Sabrina with her problem with the Dark Lord. Word got out that the Dark Lord has returned in his angelic form. And that he wants Sabrina to be his Queen. Your stomach churned as you took in the news Ambrose told you all. Your Aunties were obviously against it and vowed to do everything it takes to protect Sabrina as well as you and Ambrose. Your boyfriend Nick offered to help and came to your house pretty quickly. 

“We’ll built a protection around the house.” Auntie Zee said holding her cigarette.”Chop chop. Nicholas, you can put those strapping shoulders of yours to good use and help.”

    Nick squeezed your hand before joining Ambrose at the front yard. You watched anxiously as they built a protection. “(Y/N), we need to find out where in Greendale the Dark Lord is.” Nick said, touching your shoulder. “The more we know, the more prepared we’ll be.”

“Okay, I’ll tell Sabrina.” You said.

“(Y/N)!” Harvey called out as he got out of his truck alongside Theo and Roz. 

“Harvey! Guys.”

“Harry.” Nick said with an unamused look.

“It’s Harvey.”

“You guys, what are you doing here? It’s not safe.” Sabrina said coming forward.

“Are you the real Sabrina?” Harvey said taking cautious steps forward.

“What do you mean?” 

“Or are you the Sabrina that tried to kill us and turn us into vegetables?” Roz said.

“Yeah, but don’t worry I killed her.” Theo said.

“Oh no, that was someone else, that was something else.” Sabrina assured them.

“What the hell is going on?” Harvey asked you.

“The Dark Lord is in Greendale and he wants to jumpstart the Apocalyspe by opening the gates of hell which are apparently also in Greendale.” You explained. You probably sound crazy but at least your friends believe you now.

“Shit.” Theo said in disbelief.

“I think it’s in the mines.”

“If it’s in the mines. then I think we can help.” Harvey said.

“No offense, farmboy. But you’re gonna wanna sit this one out.” Nick said annoyed at Harvey already.

“Yeah, i wasn’t really talking to you Nick, I was talking to (Y/N).” He said his comeback. “Let us help, let us find the gates of hell. At least.”

“(Y/N), they’re mortals.” Nick tried to make you change your mind.

“It’s okay, Nick. Harvey’s got this. And so does Roz and Theo.” You said.

“If you can find the gates, that would be great. If you can find a way to keep it from opening, that would be even better.” Sabrina said.

“Sabrina! (Y/N)! Get inside the house.” Auntie Zee yelled.

“Be careful and stay in touch.” You hugged Harvey, unknowingly Nick was glaring at Harvey. Then you hugged Roz and Theo. And Sabrina did the same before they all left in Harvey’s truck.

“What about me?” Nick turns to you and caressed the side of your face.

“You be careful too. Stick by the shadows. Please be careful.” You said before leaning up to kiss him.

“I will return to you, Spellman.” He said as he watched you leave.

    Two hours later, Nick returned to your house. He was at the kitchen table, reading up on some things from the Demonomicon that might be useful for later. You didn’t even know he was here. You just got out of the bath and put your robes on about to go get a glass of water when you saw your boyfriend. 

“Nick. When did you get here?” You said in surprise. 

“Not long ago.” He said quietly, still reading the book.

    You came up from behind him and wrapped your arms around his neck. You kissed his cheek and he leaned into your head on his shoulder. “What’s wrong? You’re sad.” You said as you can tell people’s emotions with your abilities.

“I just can’t believe you sent Harry to find the gates of Hell. Don’t you trust me to do it?” He said as he rubbed your hand.

“It’s Harvey. And of course I trust you. I just, thought that Harvey knew those mines better than anyone else.”

    When he didn’t say anything, you decided to tease him. “You don’t have to be jealous, Nick.” The moment you said that, he pulled you over so that you sat on his lap. Your arms, still wrapped around his neck. He had a tight grip around your waist as he looked into your eyes. You felt your heart race as he kissed your nose.

“It’s clear that he still loves you.” Nick said softly, pushing away a strand of hair from your face. “He used to always think about how he’s better for you than me. His head is full of thoughts of you whenever you’re around him. And it just makes me pissed. That farmboy doesn’t know his boundaries.” 

“Was he thinking of me earlier?”

“No.” Nick said, realizing Harvey hasn’t thought about you for days lately.

“That’s cause he likes Roz. Harvey and I, we’re done. There’s no reason he should think about me anymore. Oh and maybe stop reading his mind.” You said, stroking his cheek. “We’re over. I still have love for him but that’s only because I care for him. He’s my friend. Anyway, he’s with Roz now. He loves her and I love you. I love you so much. No one can ever make me change my mind about you.”

“I’m sorry. I’m such a dick. I love you more than anything else in this world, baby.” Nick leaned his head against yours.

“You’re it, Nick. You’ll always be it for me.” You said as you kissed his lips and he leaned into it. 

“God, I’m so in love with you, (Y/N) Spellman. I’m so lucky to love you and to have you.” He said kissing your face everywhere, making you laugh. 

“Okay, enough, enough. We need to go stop the gates of hell from opening, remember?” You laughed.

“Hell can wait.” He murmured against your lips.

    You weren’t sure about Nick in the beginning. But as time goes on, you noticed that he truly does love you. He’s protected you from harm many times and helped you when you were struggling, even got expelled for you and now he’s even helping your cousin Sabrina fight the Dark Lord. He’s it. You can’t see yourself with anybody else. Not even Harvey. Harvey will always be apart of your life but he’s the past. You didn’t think it was possible to love someone else but then Nick showed up in your life. And he opened up new doors in your life. He showed you what love is. And you are so lucky to love him too. 

omg...was this good? i’m not sure hahaha i did my best. Sorry if it’s not good haha I hope you like it.

[mysterylover123]

My Top 10 Halloween Episodes

mysterylover123

Happy Halloween Everyone! 

I’ve been rewatching my favorite shows’ Halloween episodes as a means to prepare for the holiday (and get ideas for things to do!) and I’ve decided to compile a list of my Top 10 favorites. These are the episodes I consider the best, the most packed with spooky goodness and Halloween surprises, of all the shows I’ve seen. Let me know if there’s one I should check out!

#10. The Simpsons “Treehouse of Horror V”

“NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER SOMETHING SOMETHING.” “GO CRAZY?” “DON’T MIND IF I DO!”

While I do wish Simpsons had stopped at Season 10 like most, I can still acknowledge its absolute mastery of the Halloween episode with this annual anthology. And like most, I can also concede that the best of the best, the creme-de-la-creme, is the 5th one: The Shinning parody of course, first and foremost, is absolutely classic and deservedly so. Having recently endured a week without power, and thus NO TV AND NO...NOT BEER BUT COFFEE...I totally get where  Homer is coming from. The other two segments, and other Halloween eps, are also strong as well. But you can’t have a proper TOP 10 HALLOWEEN EPS list without a Treehouse of Horror. So here it is!

#9. Spectacular Spider-Man The Uncertainty Principle”

“Twas the night before Halloween, and no folks were stirring, not even Green Gob...lan.”

Spidey is one of the few superheroes with both the whimsical roster of characters and the appropriately spooky rogues gallery to make for great Halloween episodes. While Spider-Man and his amazing friends in 1981 started out with it’s own Goblin Halloween ep, my nod has to go to Spectacular’s ‘Uncertainty Principle’, a suitably creepy episode featuring all the stuff you want around this holiday. The cast in whacky costumes, spooky decor, and creepy plotlines about the Green Goblin and the arrival of the Symbiote. It’s even more horrifying in hindsight when you find out what’s really going on in the series finale...but for itself, it’s a suitably spooky time. Also, Spider-Man dressed as Spider-Man for Halloween.

#8. Angel “Life of the Party”

“Some are saying it’s an even better ritual sacrifice than the one last year.”

The absolute master of the Halloween episode is uncontrovertibly the Buffy-verse. I have 3 entries on this list alone, and it was hard to resist including a forth. But for now, let’s start out with Angel’s sole incursion into the Halloween genre, an Office Party ep from their 5th season. Spoiler alert: Season 5 is about Team Angel taking over Wolfram and Hart and trying to use it for good. The Halloween party there is a big deal and Lorne is going nuts from planning it. Consequently, we get a wild ride of demon guests, LorneHulk, Team Angel doing crazy things, and whacky Halloween decor. Spike smiling and partying out like a loon is definitely worth htetheprice of admission.

#7. Friends “The One w/ the Halloween Party”

“I am a woman who spent a ton of money on this dress and wants to wear it until she is too big to fit into it.”

I had actually never seen the Friends Halloween episode until this year. I definitely enjoyed it; the cast’s costumes are funny, the various Halloween antics are adorable - especially Rachel being pushed around by candy-randy kids - and the Halloween-y atmosphere is quite convivial. Though as a comic book nerd, I must point out how completely absurd Joey’s suggestion of ‘who would win, Catwoman or Supergirl’ being Catwoman. Like, seriously? A nonpowered thief vs a freaking Kryptonian? Even people who don’t read comic books should know the answer to that one! Were people in the year 2001 really that clueless? But anyway, on a more somber note, this was apparently the first one they shot after 9/11, and ended up Lisa Kudrow’s favorite, because a stranger thanked her for making them laugh. Aw!

#6. South Park “A Nightmare on Face Time”

“Oh, and Kenny? Stay gold.”

SP has a number of Halloween episodes, but my favorite has to be this one from 2014. There’s two main plotlines and they’re both Peak Halloweeny goodness. First, there’s Randy reenacting The Shining as his new Blockbuster  video goes under due to Netflix stealing business, which is absolutely hilarious. Then there’s the boys as The Avengers, hoping to win a costume contest despite Stan having to FaceTime. This part is full of trick-or-treating goodness, with each of the costumes being perfect for the kid (WE HEAR KENNY’S VOICE! ALBEIT DISTORTED!) and the comedy of how seriously everyone takes Stan’s ipod battery dying being absolutely killer. Certainly wins the prize for Funniest Halloween Ep Ever. (Also, Kyle’s thor costume. Thor would obviously look so much cooler with that hat.)

#5. Buffy “Halloween”

“It’s come as you aren’t night!”

The second of the Buffyverse Halloween entries on the list. Not just a great Halloween ep but a great Buffy ep too, this one is absolutely rolling in seasonal riches. Pumpkin patch vamp fight! Halloween decorated Bronze! Ethan Rayne turning everyone into their costumes is such a clever gimmick, and as usual with a Buffy ep they do more with it than just that. Noblewoman!Buffy, Military!Xander and Ghost! Willow are each a treat to watch as they try something new with their lives. I’m a little annoyed by the “not like other girls” sappy Bangel ending, but otherwise, this one is just golden. (My shipper heart rejoices in the Cangel Bronze Date and Buffy being awfully flirty with Willow as well, for the record). 

#4. Parks and Rec “Halloween Surprise”

“You can’t plan your future, Leslie. You just gotta let it happen.”

Parks and Rec is another one with a plethora of great Halloween eps to  choose from (something about blonde female leads I guess). This one takes the spot for being the most substantial, plot-wise, of all four, including lots of changes in the story and a great lesson at the end - though also for having the best costumes (Rosie the  riveter Leslie! Princess Diane), the best celebration (Screening of Death canoe 4 Murder at blood Lake sounds like an absolutely delightful way to spend a Halloween) and the best ending (BEN PROPOSES TO LESILE OMG). The only thing it’s missing is April, who only cameos at the start. But she gets plenty to do in the other Halloween eps, so I’ll forgive it.

#3. Frasier “Halloween”

“I’m  Waldo. From Where’s Waldo. You know, the guy you  can’t find because he blends into the crowd.” “I don’t know, but I’d love a demonstration.”

Frasier is absolute peak sitcom comedy, especially with the Farce plotline. This one is a great, sophisticated classic, with Niles throwing a Library association ball - which means everyone must dress as a character from literature. Niles is Cyrano, Martin is Holmes, Frasier and Daphne are from the Canterbury tales, and Roz is O from the Story of O. The real conflict of the ep is “Is Roz Pregnant” and everyone mistaking who’s pregnant by whom. The  climax is Niles proposing to Daphne who he thinks is the one pregnant from an imaginary fling with Frasier. It’s funny, glib, and absolutely whacky, with some extra Halloween shenanigans to keep you occupied, like Niles’ weird old-timey theme and the parade of trick-or-treaters constantly interrupting the skits demanding candy. Definitely don’t miss this one!

#2. Gravity Falls “Summerween”

“We’re getting older, there’s not that many Halloweens left!’

There’s definitely something about supernatural shows and Halloween episodes that just creates that extra level of quality. GF is a great show all around, and this little gem of a Halloween ep is one of the best of the whole series. It’s got everything: The Summerween Trickster, the trick-or-treating, the try-hard scares and the mad dash for candy. My favorite thing about it, though, would have to be the conflict between Dipper and Mabel about what to do for Halloween. They were always debating whether it were better to grow up too soon or try to stay a kid, and this one uses Halloween to illustrate that: Dipper torn between the Grown Up party and the Kid Trick-or-Treating, and the poignant way that rings true for all of us here in the US - that day when you finally realize you’re ‘too old’ for trick-or-treating - really makes this one strong. 

Hon Mentions: The other Parks and Rec episodes; Buffy All the Way; the camptastic Smallville episode “Thirst”, the How I met Your Mother Halloweens

#1. Buffy “Fear Itself”

“Don’t taunt the fear demon!” “Why, can he hurt me?” “No, it’s just tacky.”

Like I said before, no one does Halloween like Buffy does Halloween. And this one is the best of the best, of the best. Everything you could want from a Halloween ep is right here. Pumpkin carving, check. Crazy party, check. Whacky costumes, check. Spooky real scares, check. The Gang’s costumes are a parade of awesome (ANYA AS BUNNY!) and the concept of exploring each member’s Greatest Fear is an absolute winner. I love every time a TV show tries to do a Greatest Fears episode, because it’s just a concept I get a kick out of - such a great way to explore our characters’ most primal needs! - and this is b y far the best. The atmosphere, the subject matter, the costumes, and  the writing, which is seriously killer in this episode (”Prepare to have your spines tingled and your gooses bumped by the terrifying...Fantasia.” “Maybe it’s because of all the horrificthings we’ve seen, but hippos wearing tutus just don’t unnerve me the way they used to”) all make this, in my opinion the best Halloween ep of all time.

[lavender-annd-lilac]

Bc I can’t get these imgs to stay in their proper place w/o all the formatting going to heck, these are the Roly Poly chairs I mention later on

No, he’s not.  Charles hops onto the counter behind you, and kicks at Jake’s arm

Lmao the kid probably like:

“Like just now, you were looking at something else.  Is it this house?

Me talking to my friend’s dogs that are just staring at the corner for no reason 😬

Sure, sure.  Bring up the fact that you have a beating heart.

LOOOOL 😭 I mean I feel like Jake wasn’t even trying to low key insult him, but Charles is so sensitive and irritable haha

Person: Omg there were two houses on my street that gave out FULL SIZE chocolate bars this year!!🎃

Charles: sure, bring up the fact that u can eat chocolate even tho u KNOW I am lactose intolerant 😒 u might as well eat them in front of me u monster 😤😤

“And,” his voice gets louder, and your body flinches at the volume change, “This house is creepy and…”

Dude could never handle being Joan of Arc. I feel like she isn’t appreciated enough for her multitasking of listening to her thoughts, god’s thoughts, and everyone else talking around her

Jake lifts his leg behind him, starting to swing it through Charles’ specter and the ghost rolls his eyes,

Charles when Jake tries to kick him: I can’t feel that you nitwit.

Also Charles: hops onto the counter behind you, and kicks at Jake’s arm

(Or wait, can Charles physically interact w/ Jake even if he’s not possessing him?)

“Should have guessed.  Girls are ladies, and they don’t like showing themselves off.  It’s okay, dad, you can always try again for a boy.”

Omg this doctor is Dr. Leo Spaceman from 30 rock

“Just make her what she wants, and put a strawberry on the side.  Don’t make her more miserable.”

If this was top chef he would get points for including an edible garnish 👨‍🍳

He mixes the syrup in the milk,

Lol pushover. Charles didn’t even have to get all Gordon Ramsay on his ass to get him to follow instructions haha 😂

“You’re too sweet.  It’s disgusting.

Just like that strawberry milk tbh.

 “You, you came into me.”

“Please, don’t say it like that.”

These 2 need a sitcom tho for real

“Oh god, let’s act so righteous,” Charles rolls his eyes,

I mean he’s got a bit of a point lol. Wasn’t Jake the one who was like ok let’s do an experiment where u possess me and then we all go outside to the car and have sex!!!

Miss Rosewyn Penelope

Not me reading “Rosewyn” and “Rosewell” and still being like, yeah, that’s a hella rad name 👽

“She’s gonna have fun when it comes time to spell her name,”

Really?? Wait is it pronounced:

ROWS-WIN? (lol “rows” being my phonetic spelling of “rose”😹)

ROZ-UH-WIN? (Rhymes with Roselyn)

ROWS-EWAN? (Ewan like the Star Wars actor)

RO-SAY-WIN? (So rose is like rosé?)

Well it’s not Shioban or Saoirse at least 😅

“Jake, I love you, but that’s stupid.  Charles is dead.  He died young, and ghosts aren’t real,”

Lol if ghosts aren’t real does it matter what age he died at tho 🤔

“He was murdered.”

“Jake, stop.”

“We saw it in the library.  He was murdered.  He died shortly after that portrait.  Why couldn’t he be real?”

Ok wow this is literally like the exact convo I have with my family when I forget I’m not supposed to talk about true crime irl

“Why…why would you think that?”

Hahah my parents would be like, “do not engage. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE. ⚠️You are encouraging them! Just sit there and drink your artificial corn syrup beverage and do not continue the conversation!!”

your ass in the air, and face on the bed, and your body was moving

I feel like I’ve heard this lyric in at least like 3 different rap songs

You could feel his thrusts.  And…I saw it, too,

Jake:

“He fucked you, too?” You start laughing, because what else were you supposed to do? This was beyond insane.

🤔 maybe I’m I just too far into the deep end of paranormal stuff, but like, I feel there are lot of things that are more insane than ghosts being real

Arkansas and Kansas being pronounced differently

Voluntary manslaughter has a max sentence of 15 years, while a successful murder for hire is automatically life in prison or the death penalty (for the person that paid for the hit, not the hitman) in the US

There are 4 grams of sugar in a single tablespoon of ketchup (a regular size Mars Bar has 20 grams of sugar)

The fact that the whole ENRON fiasco was a real thing and not a satire written by an extremely cynical economist

Kinder surprise eggs being banned in the States

Scientology

“No.  He didn’t fuck me.  I felt him come into me,”

Charles in the background like: “I told u not to say it like that 😤😤😤” lol

“No, like, he went into my body

Charles: that’s not any better 😩

 That’s why I didn’t like him.  It was too personal with that picture there.  It’s like he was watching our every move.

Also Jake: describes how he watched reader get railed by Charles even tho he knew he shouldn’t have 😂😂😂

“Become friends with a sex crazed ghost?”

Bold of u to assume they would become friends tbh. I mean, dude got murdered for a reason. (Lol jk, not victim blaming him or implying that he got murdered bc he was a mean person with no friends 😟)

in my dreams he was saying something about…ew, no.   Ghosts can’t have babies.

Again, soooo many more “ew” things out there than ghost babies. In fact, I would say that ghosts and their spawn aren’t ew at all bc to me, “ew” is this visceral, physical revulsion. I’m not going to “ew” at something like that. And also, something can be “scary” without being “ew”

Scary (if u are a wimp 🙄 lol jk) but NOT ew:

Ghosts

Animated skeletons with completely dry bones (we’re talking zero moisture, cracker dry, not a breeding ground for bacteria dry)

Astral projections

NOT scary but ew:

Paper/coin currency that has been in circulation for over 20 years

Raw sewage

Pineapple on pizza

Scary AND ew:

Spiders

Animated skeletons that recently stepped out of the human meat part

Zombies

Neither scary NOR ew:

Fresh towels

Lysol

Hit 1960’s song “Monster Mash”

So unless you plan on pretending this ghost Charles is a figment of your imagination, or you're going to find his bones to burn or call the Winchesters, I don’t want to hear another word about this.”

This is UNFAIR. She gets to pretend the Winchesters are real but he can’t believe in ghosts???

Charles stands off the bed, and starts to head back to his chair.  His home.  Where he felt the most comfortable.

Man, this is depressing af 😓 Isn’t it just like some rickety wooden chair? Like, if this was one of those $8k Restoration Hardware cloud sofas, or even one of those whimsical, minimalist Roly Poly chairs, I might understand.

I’ll never be like you, stopping in the doorway, he turns and stares at Jake who gives him a sinister grin.  I’m learning, too.  You won’t hurt my family.  You better change your attitude.  

Alexa, play

(Look at these lyrics and tell me this wouldn’t be the perfect outro music if this was a TV episode)

Also, now that reader is already pregnant, why doesn’t Charles decide to make himself visible to her? Or is it because he wants to secure a male heir first or some shit like that 🙄

Misguided Ghosts, Part 6

Summary:  Jakey is the sweetest

Pairings:  Jake Jensen X Reader, Jake Jensen X Charles Blackwood

Rating:  mature

Warnings:  language, implied sex, implied non con/dub con, implied ghost sex, mentions of voyeurism, 18+ ONLY

Word Count:  2.2K

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S3 E18 - Choke

THE GOOD

- Roz laying down the law on joking about domestic violence

she’s like a good black alternate universe sue

- Blaine’s candle comment was so funny

he delivered that line perfectly

- “he doesn’t even log onto COD anymore” “oh no” “i’m going into full blown prayer mode”

- Rachel forgetting the words

i love that they did this. Rachel needed a humbling experience and this is perfect. it’s also a really compelling storyline. 

- i absolutely love the boys coming together to help Puck pass his geography final

it’s so wholesome

- Beiste’s domestic violence storyline in this episode is really interesting

i think they did a good job. it does feel like a heavy plot for a random episode, but i like it. domestic violence advocacy is really important. while i criticize this show a lot for trying to do say too much, i think they were perfectly equipped for this plotline and really did it justice. 

THE BAD

- oh fun. a whole episode centered around the two most annoying characters and their annoying dreams

(i’ll admit that this is a little mean, but i deserve it as a recovering theater kid)

- Puck hitting on both a sophomore and an old lady is really uncomfortable

- Puck failing his test is so sad

it makes sense, but still

THE MUSICAL

- School’s Out (10/10)

this song was made for Puck (or the other way around). he has the perfect energy for it. he has the right amount of rage and anti authority attitude to make this a great number. i love it!! also the makeup is pretty cool. 

- Cell Block Tango (10/10)

i mean..... for the domestic violence assignment maybe not appropriate but omg. this number is so hot. every single one of them looks amazing. the dancing is great. the acting is great. the whole number is really great!! (or maybe i’m just a useless gay)

- Not the Boy Next Door (8/10)

this was pure Kurt at full force. it was too much for me. the dance moves dealt psychic damage. his singing was good (but i have already established that I find his voice irritating) it was just too much. (he did make the right decision to switch songs though)

- The Rain in Spain (8/10)

this is fun take on this song. i like the rock version that they did. it was fun and fit well with the story! i liked it. 

- Shake it Out (10/10) i absolutely love this song and the way they did worked so well. it was so beautiful. it was sad because Beiste went back to Cooter, but it makes sense in a way. they did an amazing job. i loved this number.

- Cry (6/10)

another episode, another Rachel Berry ballad. i’m bored. this one made sense but it still was nothing new. 

OTHER

- Puck almost not graduating completely checks

[misscrawfords]

30 questions

Tagged by the lovely @ardatli.

1)  Nicknames - Rose, I guess, is a nickname as it’s not my full name. People persist in calling me Ros/Roz even in work emails despite the fact that I have never introduced myself as such, never signed my name as such, never given any indication that I want to be called that. It’s so incredibly rude to abbreviate people’s names without their permission. It’s only recently that I’ve plucked up the courage to start telling people that it’s not my name. I loathe it as a name/nick-name. It’s so ugly.

2.) Gender - Cis Female

3.) Star sign - Gemini. I like being a Gemini - clever, capricious, restless, multifaceted. I can live with those kinds of epithets!

4.) Height - 5′1″ on a good day.

5.) Time – 6:22 PM

6.) Birthday - 13th June

7.) Favourite band – Of all time - ABBA

8.) Favourite solo artist – Caro Emerald

9.) Song stuck in my head – Currently The Prologue from Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812

10.) Last movie you watched – Falling for Vermont, a truly terrible Hallmark movie about a YA author who gets amnesia in a small town in Vermont and falls for the town’s widowed doctor. Watched it because Ally Carter was talking about it on Twitter. It was sooooo bad and the plot was holier than St Peter’s Basilica but weirdly comforting. That’s Hallmark movies for you, I guess!

11.) Last show you watched – Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries. I rarely rewatch shows ever but it’s just so good!

12.) When did I create my blog – 2011? I think? It was when I was doing my MA.

13.) What do I post – Gifs of shows I like mainly. Fic, if I ever bother to write any. My thoughts on stuff when I’m asked about them (and sometimes when I’m not!)

14) Last thing I googled – “Buying a fridge”. I live a wild life.

15.) Do you have other blogs – Various tumblr side blogs I never update. I’m considering starting a travel blog. Or a blog that rates tea rooms. Or maybe one that combines travel and tea rooms. Wonder if there’d be any interest!

17.) Why did you choose your url – Because Bathsheba Everdene is one of the most amazing fictional heroines ever and for some reason this URL wasn’t taken!

18.) Following – 318

19.) Followers – 1,524

20.) Favourite colours – Luminous evening blue, emerald green, scarlet

21.) Average hours of sleep – 6-7 hours. I really need to go to bed earlier during the week. I’m so tired all the time.

22.) Lucky number – 13. 

23.) Instruments I played – Nowadays I mostly sing but I used to be really good at the violin and I feel guilty about not playing any more. Also the piano but not very well. And I played the trumpet for a year when I was a child.

24.) What am I wearing – Jeans, white top with a blue floral pattern, socks, glasses, watch, necklace and stud earrings.

25.) How many blankets I sleep with – One duvet.

26.) Dream job – Successful novelist who also writes TV screenplays. With a side of travel blogging. I’m doing so well at achieving any of these dreams. :/

27.) Dream trip – OMG I have so many. I have serious wanderlust. Currently I’m eyeing Argentina for next summer - I have cousins there and I could stay with them for a while. I’ve started doing a bit of research and Argentina looks so amazing! I’d also really like to go to Russia, especially St Petersburg, but I’m wondering if it’d be a good idea to go to St Petersburg as a solo female traveller. I’d also like to do the Trans-Siberian Express but I don’t want to do that on my own. I’m really curious about Central Asia and I want to go to Kazakhstan and explore the Silk Road. I really, really need to learn Russian! I also want to go to Hong Kong. And I want to return to Australia, both to Melbourne, Adelaide and Sydney because I love them so much but also see more of the rest of the country. I’d love to road trip across the USA and see San Francisco and the West Coast. I’d love to explore more of the Middle East. I want to see Petra and Beirut and Ephesus and return to Israel and spend more time in Jerusalem. I very much want to go to Egypt and Morocco. I want to explore southern Spain (I can’t believe I’ve never been to Spain before!) and see Cordoba and Seville and the Moorish sites there. I’ve also never been to Vienna and I’d really like to. And even closer to home, I’d like to do the coast road around the Scottish coast from Edinburgh to Glasgow. Basically I want to go to SO MANY PLACES.

28.) Favourite food –  roast potatoes.

29.) Nationality – British. Culturally - half English, half Hungarian Jewish. 

30.) Favourite song – oh that changes so much! Maybe Mamma Mia for how many times I can listen to it on repeat while still smiling.

Tagging anyone who wants to do it! :)

[comicsatlasrp-blog]

Welcome to Comics Atlas, Em  !!  Your application for Jane Foster / Thor with the faceclaim of Emmy Rossum has been accepted !!  Honestly I’d have a lot of nice things to say about the amazingness of your interpretation... but I’m still screaming about it !!  Please send in your account within 48 hours. Don’t forget to:

Make sure your ask and submit are open. Follow everyone on the follow list. Track the necessary tags. Make sure your character’s bio is easily accessible on their page. Read this information on secret identities. And don’t forget that we ask that your pages are readable, with a minimum of 11px font.

Name / Timezone / Pronouns: Em / EST / She/her.

You’re free to begin RP-ing as soon as the other apps are accepted and the follows posted !! 

Note from the player: Yeah. Jane is bald. You know. Because the cancer. But finding a bald face claim for Jane while still respecting that MCU cast a Ashkenazi Jewish actress (Jane has no reference to ancestry in comics that I could find) kinda hard. So while I’m using Rossum we’re all going to ignore the fact that she has hair. Cool? Cool. Nothing against Natalie Portman. I tried to incorporate enough MCU elements that it could be sort of complaint but I decided that a different face claim might make it more evident to others that Jane was mostly comic based. Think Thor God of Thunder (2014) onwards.

trigger warnings for: explicit talk of cancer.

Notes continued: I stopped short the last few issues of The Mighty Thor, about #18~19 on (Which someone who reads might of noticed as Jane hasn’t picked Roz as her replacement in the Senate yet. FU Cul. I have my reasons, I swear. Mainly, I wanted Jane to still know a reason to return to being Jane Foster.) because that arc isn’t over and (spoiler alert) Jane is about five minutes away from dying, sorta. Comics. There are some other unresolved issues as well. IF ANYONE WANTS TO TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT I AM GAME. SO GAME. OMG ALL THE THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN THE PAST FEW ISSUES.TL;DR: Jane is mostly comic based. Jane is also is bald due to her cancer treatment. She wears scarfs. The gifs are lies, LIES.  Comics based being said, I’m open to talking with others to help make her more MCU compliant if needed. I kinda… failed on that in the bio, just a bit. Warning: Angst is my bread and butter.

Sample begins:

It was day three.

Day three since she had received her last chemo infusion. The ice had run its course, freezing her like she had been struck down by an ice giant of Jotunheim. The fire had raged through her, it had evacuated from her mouth, burned itself out in her piss. Jane hugged the basin closer to her chest, curling around the plastic tub as if it was a child she had to protect.

But no, that had been last week. When she, or rather Thor had been helping the light elf refugees escape from another wave of Malekith’s goons.

A soft groan escaped from dry lips as Jane’s stomach heaved again, dry, this time. Small mercies. It had been a long time since Jane had made it this far. A long time since the poison eating through her veins was allowed to have a chance at its assassination. It raged through her, trying to kill part of her own body before those damned rebellious cells had the chance to kill her completely. She felt bloated, misshapen. Her hands didn’t grip the basin only because she could barely feel them.    

She wished for sleep. There, curled up in her bed in her dark midtown Manhattan apartment. Part of her wished for the pompous revelry of  Asgardians, the sound that always leaked into her rooms when she was staying in Asgardia. But no, Volstagg assured her that if the Congress went into session he would get her. He didn’t seem to think it was wise to have her travel by the rainbow bridge while puking. He wasn’t wrong, but Jane still missed the drunken cheers, it reminded her of before.

Nights, mornings, spent in Thor’s chambers. Waking up to the sounds of the Warriors Three still partying for something that they had accomplished a fortnight before. Waking up to Thor staring at Mjolnir like he was afraid he’d not be able to lift it from its slab. They’d had many conversations about it. She’d… something.

What had she been thinking about?

Her tongue ran over chapped lips, like sandpaper over uneven caulk. The muscle felt unruly in her mouth. Water. Yes, that had to have been it. She had been going to get water. If only her father could have been here to bring it to her like she had done for her mother. He was…

No. He was dead. Jane shook her head lightly, ignoring the dizziness it brought. Jane knew that. She fought through the haze. It had been a long time since she had managed to get to the point where her mind started to wander. A dry rasp of a laugh shook her frail frame, sounding more like a cough than any expression of mirth. Of all things for her to be grateful for.

How far had the poison, her medicine, the chemicals she was using to save her life; how far had they managed to work. Could she remember? Names. Did she remember? Well, there was Volstagg. That was one against the chemo brain. Sif, Sif, her fellow conspirator. Who… who. She had called Thor, no Odinson, a vegetable.

Thor.

They still hadn’t heard from him. Odinson. It was horrible to call him that, it sounded like a curse, like a–

Jane’s stomach heaved again and this time bile burned as it scored up the sides of her esophagus. It bit as it irritated the sores in her mouth. She gagged into the basin. Well, she mused as the last of the acid dribbled from her lips, that did about sum up her opinion on him only calling himself the ‘son of Odin.’  

She wanted to look for him. There were rumors still spinning around Asgardia. He was dead. She wouldn’t believe it. Couldn’t.

There was a familiar thrum in the back of her head and Jane looked up from her basin through moist, sunken eyes. Mjolnir was there, floating in her bedroom as if it had been called. Had she…?  

No.

Her elbow was already on the bed, Jane just had to… She unwrapped one of her arms from around the basin. She focused, eyes narrowing as she made sure her numb hand was securely planted on the sheet. If there was trouble she had no time for this bedridden internal civil war. Slowly, ever so slowly – too slowly, Jane pushed her upper body up on shaky limbs. “Is there…?” Jane’s question petered out as she received the negative. She lowered herself back down to the bed, ignoring the disappointment. The reckless, stupid, disappointment. She could really do with punching something right now. Getting stabbed as Thor was easier than fighting cancer.

Jane gingerly pushed the basin over the far side of the bed as she rolled onto her back. She’d get up in a few minutes and empty out again. She focused on her breathing for a few moments, the subtle hum of Mjolnir in her ears. She tilted her head toward it as it came to rest gingerly on her night stand. For once it wasn’t chiding her for taking too long or warning her of trouble in the realms. No, it felt…worried.

“Is it me you are worried about or is it your old bearer?” She asked it. Jane resisted the urge to brush her hand against the smooth uru. She was fighting a fight only Jane Foster could undertake now. She couldn’t escape into the empowered durability of Thor. She couldn’t run away from this fight, not when Thor wasn’t needed at that second. Not when there was no troll to punch. Not when Loki was still hidden away with his father. Not when she had no friend to take to see the whales one last time. Not when she had to stop it from raining at that friend’s funeral. No excuse. Jane Foster had her own duties too. She had to give her chemo a chance. Jane’s hand twitched as it curled into a fist

“I’m worried about him too.”

She wondered what her doctors would say if she told them most of her conversations these days where with a mythical hammer that held within it the ancient mother storm. They’d probably just blame her chemo brain. Some days Jane wondered if she would walk up to find out everything was a chemically induced fever dream.

She felt a chiding sort of irritation call out to her through the bond.

“I don’t know, Mjolnir. You did appear to me, as me. I think even the most open minded Asgardians would question the grip I have on reality.”

The answering humm bubbled in the back of Jane’s mind. It was different than the shock of the Mother Storm talking to her in her own voice but no harder to understand. Mjolnir’s words resounded in her entire being.

“–Yes I know they already do that, you silly hammer. That wasn’t my point.” Her bloated form was starting to sink into the mattress. Fatigue pulled at her limbs like two-ton weights and her vision blurred. But her mind was quiet for once. The haze was still an enveloping cloud pressing in on her thoughts but the thunder was being held at bay. Eye of the storm.

“Maybe we’ll find out something about him tomorrow,” she mumbled, heavy eyelids falling shut. Or maybe she’d finally get the chance to re-introduce Mjolnir to Malekith’s jaw in repayment for what he had done to Queen Aelsa.

A note of glee echoed distantly through the cloud.

Jane Foster finally feel asleep, an answering grin faint on her lips.  

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 28+29.12.20 lbs

ok we just gonna skimmmmmmmmmmmmm through these eps real quick, coz i wanna get back to reading my Bridgerton books.

28.12.20

i ship this so much, it fuckin hurtsssssss. GIVE ME THE KILLING EVE-ESQUE SAPPHIC ROMANCE I WANT, TELLYWOOD, STOP BEING SUCH FUCKING COWARDSSSSSSSSSSSSS

aaaaaaand she’s disappeared.

................... coz angre got his hands on her. angre i swear to god if you don’t unhand her and go back to just simping for your wife...........

lmao she bit him and ran away.

................ straightttttttttt into vansh’s arms.

oh shit. i ship this too????? fuck, this show is just too chock-full with ridiculously good looking people and i need them all to kiss each other’s necks.

ok, maybe not. BAAT BAAT PE YEH MANHOOS CHAAKU KYUN NIKAAL LETA HAI?!!?!? HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THAT THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE POCKET-CHAKKU?!!?!?

anyway, ahaana’s got a brain and just started screaming her head offfff for riddhima. which is what a normal person (read, anyone NOT RIDDHIMA) would do.

hein who this curly haired girl????

anyway, ahaana like i gots a secrettttt to tellll you. ABOUT VANSHHHHHHHH.

kabir a messyass bitch like me and is like ooooooooooooh ab aayega mazzaaaa.

iss sab ke beech ishani like heyyyy, this is my dress!!!!!! SIS, NO ONE CARES, WE ABOUT TO GET SOME HELLA GOOD GOSSIP. JESUS. PRIORITIES!!!

ahaana like someone wants to killllllllllllllllllll meeeeeeeeeeeeeee, and riddhima is like huh what who why they wanna kill you???? and sis, i think you know from living in this murder-house that ppl don’t particularly need a reason as such to wanna kill you. they just like homicide as a hobby.

vansh like I SHALLLLLLLLLLL PROTECT YOUUUUUUUUUU, YOU SHALL LIVE HERE. sir, i’m pretty sure it’s YOU that she’s talking about that wants to kill her.

riddhima like uhhhhhhhhh??? the fuck is going on? why you promising security to this chick who wanted to phodofy your bhaanda????

SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THAT CURLY HAIR GIRL IS, HAVE I FORGOTTEN A WHOLEASS CHARACTER OF THIS SHOW COZ I DIDN’T WATCH FOR 2 DAYS???????

anyway riddhima like WHOOOOOOOO IS SHEEEEE, YOU KNOW EACH OTHER FROM BEFORE????????? like damn, your psycho murderous ex is living in this house thanks to you, and vansh can’t even know a woman that’s not you????/

ahaana going on and on about this stupid SECRET and omg just spit it out or gtfo. i have 8 books of regency era sexy shenanigans to read, and i’m wasting time here on this nonsense.

ok. she saved his life. and did “seva” it seems. lmao the mental image i have.

“vansh, apna vaada yaad hai na? ki tum mera karz chukaaoge; keemat ya shakl jo bhi ho.” oh???????? big promise from vansh, if true.

vansh beginning to regret making such lofty vows.

(also mmmmmmm, what else dat pouty mouth do, baby???)

dadi has taken over and is like you saved my vansh‘s lifeeeeeeee, i shall make sure vansh keeps his promise, blah blah. lord WHAT IS THE POINT OF ALLLLLLL THISSSSSS?!?!?

riddhima like, why did you call me if you wanted to get in touch with him? why not just call him directly????

shaaaaaady reactions from vansh/ahaana at that. lightttttt goes out.

comes back on, and angre like fuck all this, let’s celebrate the new yearrrrrrrr. not sus at all. y’all are alllllllllllllll so fucking shady man. god, ahaana, just bust my girl ridz outta here and go to alaska and eat spaghetti together. iykyk.

and they all just started ballroom dancing as if they’re in beauty and the beast. attention span of a fucking gnat these ppl have. ek baat pe dhyaan nahi tiktiiii.

i’m here for this also. i just want all the sexy ppl to be with each other. idc who is with whom. just put any two of them together and i’m happy.

these two throwing some chabayaa hua dhamkis at each other. I DON’T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE UNLESS YOU SPILLING SPECIFIC DEEEEEEEEEEETS.

iske dimaag ke ghode kentucky derby mein daudne lage hain.

and hubs fullllllllllllly knows. he wanted exactly that.

she tries to ask questions and as usual, he shuts her down with ainvayi ki philosophy. MAN WHAT WILL IT FUCKING TAKE FOR YOU TO ANSWER A QUESTION STRAIGHT?????

big talk about pyaaaar and vishwaaaas and bro, i fully know what you’re doing here, you fucking bastard. bloody gaslighting her into ignoring her own instincts in the name of trusting you. like yes, she’s like extraaaa with the jasoosi, but she’s asking RELEVANT, PERTINENT QUESTIONS.

meanwhile this rakshason ki toli has got their hands on the “yes okay i’m a spy!!!!!!!!!!!!!” recording that siya had. great. wonderful. best.

they decide to wait for right moment to use it and show vansh. oh you fucking dumbasses................... he already knows. this is the problem; no one bothers to fucking communicate in this family. 

kabir trying to get the goss outta ahaana, but vansh ne mundi se ishaara kiya and angre just threw a drink on K, so he had to leave to go change.

i like her.

lol she called him a loser. never has a character been more right about all the men of this stupid show.

ahaana staring at vansh in a real strange way. oh bro, kya kaand kiya tha iske saath????? sach sach bolllllllllll.

these two seem have slid into each other’s inboxes already???? oh yeaaaaaaaaah.

ishani has come back with one V for Vendetta mask and is smirking some more about how riddhima is going down. *sigh* same old, same old. 

more ainvayi ka dancing. man, what a waste of a filler episode.

at the dinner table, riddhima finds a chit saying your life is in danger, come meet me out in the backyard. ishani and aryan and chachi making real weird faces. did they send the note or did ahaana???? either way, this not gonna end well for riddhima. as per always.

it’s got to the point where EVEN riddhima is calling out the plotholes in the damn show out loud; saying ahaana said HER life was in danger, now how the fuck is this all about MY life being in danger???

anyway the dumbass goes to investigate.

she got shoved into a car by V for Vendetta (that’s what they should call the show.) which is now filling up with smoke. wonderful.

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29.12.20

she’s so fucking stupid. there’s no way the car doors can be locked from the outside in such a way that they cannot be opened from the inside. peeche ke doors pe child-lock hain bhi, toh she can just climb to the front and open the front doors and jump out. honestly riddhima.

ishani trying to distract vansh from going to look for riddhima with chocolate cake.

vansh is me. cake pakda diya toh duniya ki koi parwaah nahi. it just meeeeeeeeeee and my cake, made for each other, truuueeeeeee loveee.

ALSO LMAO WHY DOES THIS DUDE EAT CAKE LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

riddhima still choking and struggling like a dumbass.

cake done, vansh off to look for his wife. gotta say, he’s got his priorities straight.

ishani making shady faces with Guy Fawkes mask. godddddd. who cares who cares who caresssss?

after 19023019283092130912390 moments of suspense, he finally found her and broke her outta the car.

some loving scolding for wandering off without telling him. dude’s she’s a grownass woman, not a toddler/pet.

anyway she told him someone shoved her in the car and he’s clenching his jaw most magnificently mmmmmmm that jawwww.

ab yeh kaunsi nayi musibat hai???

he’s promising to find and punish whoever and she’s thinking omg it kabir?!?!?!!!!!!!! as if noooooone else in the house wants to murder her.

she’s like you saved me again!!!!!!!! and he’s literally like stop playing khatron ke khiladi up in here every day and i won’t have to, bitch.

ishani literalllllly flaunting that mask on her arm and riddhima like OUFF YEH KHOOONI NANAD BAAZ NAHI AATI.

side mein dekha toh kabir also has one like that.

lmao everyyyyyyone has one of these masks.

R like i need to gtfo here from the presence of all these assholes, k byeeeeee.

she’s confronting ahaana ki why you call me outside and not show up yourself????

ahaana like, bitch tf you talking about? i didn’t call you or send any chit??!?!! get used to it ahaana, iss ghar mein rahogi toh yeh hourly occurance hai, aisa random chutiyaapa. tumhein toh aadat hogi hi, pichle janam mein oberois ke saath jo rahi ho.

riddhima bringing up vansh and ahaana like YOUR MAN SHADYYYYY AF. YOU SHOULDN’T TRUST HIM SO MUCH. iss ek line se hi i have gotten it ki ahaana has been planted by vansh and he’s trying to see if riddhima falls for anyone else’s hearsay again.

riddhima is giving speech about how much she trusts vansh and they’re each others’ parchhaai or some such shit, and lmaoooooooooooooo ahaana’s face......

same, sis. absolutely saaaame.

ahaana like “zindagi mein har bimaari ki dawaai hai, par galatfehmi ki nahi.” snortttttttt.

ahaana going heavy on “vansh don’t love you, he wants to killll your ass” speech and ouff....... ofc riddhima won’t listen. dumbass.

there is not ONE wrong thing ahaana is saying about vansh. not ONE. literally all of it is true. i mean, maybe he does “love” her or whatever, but kya hi karein aise bekaar roz roz life ruin karne waale pyaar ka? isse achcha toh naa hi kare pyaar.

aaaaaaaaand she got slapped for truth-telling. fuck. riddhima, you are such a fucking dumbass. where all this slappiness for your damn husband who was lying to your face for monthssssss, huh????

ugh mera pati mera ishq bhashaan. this chick deserves to be murdered. blindass.................. she’s doing the exact same shit she did with kabir, total blindddddd faith without listening to any reason. she deserves to be fucked over if she refused to learn anything from that kaand and won’t use her fucking brain even now.

honestly this sanctimonious speech she’s giving ahaana........

but for once she’s using her MAALKIN OF THE HOUSE rutba and telling to ahaana to gtfo the house.

lmao ahaana like tell vansh to throw me out, and i’ll go.

cut to......... riddhima is randomly staring at a ladder. as one does.

helllllllllllllllllllllllo. 😏😏😏

riddhima trying to tell vansh ki ahaana is off her rocker and....

well okay then! no more talking about ahaana! 🥰🥰🥰

great. all that was buttering up for the trust test he has set up for her.

climb the ladder, it seems. oh boy. i know what’s coming............

lmaooooo she climbs it and is like ok now you know that i trust you??? can i come back down now??? LOL DUMBASS HOW DID YOU NOT GUESS WHAT HE WANTED FROM THE MOMENT HE TOLD YOU TO CLIMB???????? dimaag ghutno mein hai iss ladki ki.

he’s telling her to jump. ofc. fucking asshole. tereko shauk hai random high places se chhalaang maarne ko toh you’ll make everyone do it or what?

HE’S ACTUALLY GETTING MAD AT HER HESITATION AND ALL I’LL CATCH YOU, DO YOU NOT TRUST ME?????? main hoti toh kehti ki bro, it’s not you that i don’t trust, i just know gravity as a force is more powerful than you are.

stupid stupiddddd bitch. she’s doing it also. DUDE, THIS IS A CLASSIC ABUSIVE TECHNIQUE, WHY DON’T YOU KNOW ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG RIDDHIMAAAAA?!!?!?!? LIKE........................ THIS IS WHY PEOPLE SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED BEFORE THE AGE OF 30. THEIR BRAINS ARE JUST NOT GROWN ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how self satisfied she looks. fucking dumbass.

while his face is like ‘i can’t believe the twit actually did it.’

some more talk about how she trusts him mosttttttttttttttttttttttttt in the world, while he gets horny for it. god, what a pair of boring dysfunctional fucks. i liked it better when he was vihaan and had a bondage kink.

bharosa talk bharosa talk and oh my god it’s sooooooo fucking obvious he’s planted ahaana to test her and her trust. aaj yeh toh bas level 1 tha. the chutiyaapa just gonna go up from here.

she’s like i don’t like ahaana, why does she have to stay here? he’s turning it back on her and saying if we trust each other, what does it matter if she stays here or says whatever????? which ....... is just some reallyyyyyyyyyyyyy manipulative BS.

he’s saying she has some “issues” that he’ll handle. oh lord. ahaana in danger of getting murdered by this fucker too.

riddhima giving some more vaasta of her neverending trust.........

while this asshole makes these very TRUSTWORTHY faces.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand someone watches them. as per usual. no wonder vansh made sure to go far far far far away from this house to get some nookie. idhar karte toh it would be like those olden days royal weddings, where the whole court would come and sit and watch the marriage being consummated.

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 16 + 17.12.20 lb

16.12.20

riddhima having completely opposite reaction to me, on discovering ki iss shakal ke do do bande ghoom rahein hain dharti pe.

hubs praising wifey’s intellect (he has a real low bar huh) in attached note and saying ki yeh birthday kamaaaaaaaal ka hoga.

meanwhile kabir has come back to investigate the trap door. bhai you keep saying “policewaala hoon, policewaala hoon” but i don’t see you actually going to work. “policewaala hoon” is this show’s “main AAAAADIIIINAAAAAGIN hoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!” to which literally all of us just respond, haan toh???? nahi matlab, sach mein.......... TOH??? hum kya hi karein iss bohut hi obvious yet useless information ke saath?

A+ hide and seek game going on here.

lmaooooooo iski shakal dekho, on being interrogated. he’s suchhhhhhhhhhhhh a shady fuck.

oh boy she said the word that shouldn’t ever be said to tellywood MLs..... “warna”....... it only leads to one thing:

yup. this fuckery.

“tumhe har baat kyun jaanni hoti hai??? nahi bataana.” lmao well, when you put it like that......

some ainvayi ka blah blah meant to deter her but only makes her more determined. coz hubs knows wifey veryyyyyyyyyy well by now.

also he just said that the raaz is “khoobsoorat”. so this has a positive result ultimately i think?

andddd he dropped a new aag metaphor: “aag dekhne mein khoobsoorat hai lekin usmein haath daalna akalmandi ka kaam nahi hai.” (remember when he told her as vansh wrt the whole ragini thing ki “aag mein haath daalogi toh aag ko kuch nahi hota, lekin tumhare haath jal jaayenge.”)

also lmao kab karti hai riddhima akalmandi ka kaam????? yes MO is literally just “is it questionable and are people telling me RIDDHIMA NOOOOOO? THEN RIDDHIMA YESSSSSSSSS.”

so of course she’s like fuck you i wanna know at alllll costs.

“yeh raaz tumhe ek aisi duniya mein le jayega riddhima jahaan se laut ke aana tumhare liye impossible hai.” ....... so exactly like being stuck in this house/family????? pfttttt, warn her with something she HASN’T been dealing with everyday for the past 6 months.

some more dumb mysterious metaphors and he finally leaves. 

NOW WHO THE FUCK IS WATCHING HER FROM OUTSIDE?????? OUFF THIS FUCKING HOUSE IS FILLED WITH CREEPS AND PERVERTS.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MIRROR KE PEECHE THERE’S ONE ITTTU SA SAFE  MADE SPECIALLY JUST TO HOLD ONE (1) THIN PIECE OF PAPER. AMAZING.

OH?

OHHHH??????

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

meanwhile idhar someone badeeeeeee safaai se maarofied the photo. ok you were spying on her from outside and knew that there was a compartment behind the mirror. BUT HOW DID YOU CRACK THE PASSWORD ON FIRST TRY??????????? IDHAR MERE KO APNA HI GMAIL TUMBLR INSTA PASSWORD 3 BAAR ENTER KARNE HOTE HAIN BEFORE IT LETS ME IN.

“happy birthday, Dollar Biwi!” mmmmhmmm got you all wet under the shower in black, Happy Birthday to all of us, indeed!!!!!

“i hope tum hamesha aise hi girti raho aur main pakadta rahoon!” snort. vihaan babu, permanantly yahaan ghar basaane ka plan banaa liya hai kya???? not even pretending anymore that he’s not in this mess for saath janam.

lmao she’s like fuck you i just wanna know the secret.

smarmy fuck is like hmmmmmm, birthday ke din bataaa hi doon kya? fucking tease.

he’s like ok fine, in the evening, at the party you’ll get a gift that’ll be your answer.

she’s like if you break your promise and don’t give me the answer?

“toh koi aur de dega.” this fuckerrrrrrrrrrr. he playing 3d chess, he fully knows what’s happening outside with the picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she’s like pls no one else knows this secret, i have hidden it verrrrrrrrrrrry safely; and he’s like, if there’s one thing i learnt from vansh, it’s that the walls of VR mansion are neverrrrrrr safe. kabhi bhi kuchhhhhhhh bhi ho sakta hai.

Chehra Appreciation Break.

she runs out and........... the photo is goneeeeeeeee.

riddhima constantly wanting to beat up/murder vihaan is such a Mood lmao.

anyway he beat her with the powers of Logic. and Handsomeness. mostly Logic tho.

so if he didn’t do it................. she concludes ki obviously it was kabir.

ok but what if it was ANGRE, who’s milofied with boss to give bhaabiji an excellent birthday surprise???? he too knows howwwwwww much sis loves to do jasoosi and play these games. MAN JUST GIMME MY V/ANGRE BROTP BACKKKKKKKKKK.

anyway, birthday surprise has now turned into a headache and hubs like oh nooooooo, this is not what i wanted???? i wanted her to be happpppy and enjoy herselffffff.

girl back at bappa’s sharan. coz where else to go, really?

oh shit dadi’s here ranting and raving about knowing the truth. ohhhhhhhhh boy.

dadi has decided to make herself the birthday candle that riddhima has to blow out.

man, the matriarch of the house is throwing kerosene all over herself and everyone’s just standing around watching, instead of intervening in any useful way. everyone just want that raisinghania $$$$$$$ huh?

oh. dream tha. this bloody show and its never-ending dream sequences.

waise bhi iss set pe roz 4-5 cake aate hi honge, toh unko bas stack kar liya, ho gaya kaam. production mein se extra budget nahi nikaalna pada iske liye.

V has specialllllllllllll gift for Dollar Biwi. yeh hua na gifttttttt. yisssssss gimme that USD, sonnnnnnn. exchange rate 73 touch kar gaya hai and the way it’s going........ it’s gonna reach even higher soon.

aslkjdaslkjdlaskjdlkaslksajd riddhima and kabir’s reactions. they’re honestly so fucking done with this asshole.

ishani like since when you have such a sense of humour, bhai????? arre tha hamesha se hi, tum logon ne mauka hi kab diya hai bande ko joke maarne ka? har waqt kuch na kuch kalesh chalta rehta hai iss ghar mein jo bechaare ko sametna hota hai.

kabir adding to anxiety with this birthday will be so special blah blah blah.

and now the cake R cut just exploded with red liquid that ishani injected into it. birthday ke din hi tum sabhi manhooson ko bachchi pe bhadaas nikaalni hai???? ek din toh baksh do bechaari ko.

LOL DADI KNOWS IT’S ISHANI AND SHE’S JUST LIKE

sab ka cake khaana khilaana blah blah.

hubs takes a moment to actually wish her sincerely with mushy eyes and soft voice. sweet.

ouff one moreeeeee surprise. aaj shaam birthday party. organized by kabir. greaaaaaat. 

riddhima’s face = mine when i too am forced into social events that i have less than zero interest in attending.

lmaooooooooooooo kabir called him “vansh bhai” and the slowwwwww turn V did to look at him like ‘bitch what you say??????’

snark snark snark.

kabir rolling out some tray and......... the episode ends. god this is so fucking boring so much buildup to a bloody partyyyyyyyyyyy.  just get it the fuck over with my god!!!!!!!

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17.12.20

K’s presented her with a buncha envelopes to choose the theme of the party or some such shit and riddhima’s like the fucker had put the photo in one of these for sureeeeeee.

Chehra(s) Appreciation Break

anyway she picked one envelope and there’s a letter from K saying i have the secret you were hiding, it’ll be out in the party, blah blah.

interesting thing is that this letter is written in hindi. the letter from vansh was hindi transliterated in english. hmmmmmm. i mean, lol, this has no larger bearing on the plot, just an observation i’m making and wondering about the show’s choices.

lmao he did this lil eyebrow thing that just neeeeeeded to be giffed. i love this face so much!

hubs is sensing something is realllllllllll wrong and taking charge of the conversation and declares party ka theme colour is gold, and that riddhima is gonna look hot in black and gold. uh....... ok?

everyone disperses and V is warning K ki if you fuck this party up in anyyyyyyyyy way that makes the birthday girl upset..............

vishal is making sooooooooo many amazing gif-worthy faces today. about time i make a set on him.

riddhima turning K’s room uthal-puthal to find the photo and obviously failsssss.

and he’s here with a bouquet of balloons and OMG BURSTING THEM ONE BY ONE LIKE THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lotsaaaaaaaa threatening blah blah and riddhima is trying to reason with him and............ god i’m so bored.

“tum na riddhima bohut hi ajeeb type ki ladki ho. jis kaam ke liye mana kiya jaata hai tum EXACTLY wohi karti ho!!!!” hahahahahaha both her boytoys should meet up over a drink about this very special characteristic of her’s. they’ll find they have more in common than they think.

lmao literally noone else can make a party horn and the birthday song seem this hilariously threatening. i love him so muchhhhh.

behen is now crying in front of vansh’s photu. you know, to spice things up a lil.

saw some random photo frame sitting there, and just opened it and happened to find a bank transfer reciept from vansh to vihaan. for 5 crore. and on the 8th of december, 2017. ok but my question is what about the frame said ki open this and find exactly what you’re looking for behind the picture???????

storming off to find V and............

lo ji aaj ke girrne ka karyakram shuru.

lmao the contrast in reactions.

“kismat tumhe har pal, har kadam mere aur kareeb laa rahi hai, riddhima.”

he’s being very cute in this scene. he genuinely does want her to have a good birthday, it seems.

unffffffffff. aise na mujhe tum dekho................

lmao she’s like you are the singlemost biggest fucking reason of all my stress, birthday or otherwise. wtf vansh give you 5 crore for????/ he’s like patience lil birdy, the answers are your birthday present. it’ll come in good time.

she’s yelling at him for being so chill when kabir is about to expose them and he’s just putting it all on her saying you’re the one going down for it anyway. and maybe if you’d told me about that mysterious letter earlier, i coulda helped you. SO BLOOOOODY ANNOYING HE IS.

anyway he’s like don’t worry i’ll handle it. but you have to give me apni zindagi ki ek khoobsoorat shaam. which............... gross. didn’t have to frame it like THAT.

she went to slap him but ofc he intercepted. ugh he’s so massive how the fuck is someone to even subdue him????? god i hate men.

anyway she told him he’s disgustaaaaaang and won’t take his help and he’s like yeah but it’s not just about you, there are manyyyyyy lives at stake here.

HE’S SUCH AN ASSHOLE FOR PLAYING WITH HER THIS WAY. THERE’S NO WAY SHE WINS HERE IN HIS EYES. IF SHE DOESN’T TAKE HIS HELP, THAT MEANS SHE HOLDS HER EGO AND SELF RESPECT OVER THE FAMILY’S SAFETY. IF SHE DOES GIVE UP HER SELF RESPECT TO SAVE THE FAMILY, HE’S JUST GONNA USE IT TO THROW ACCUSATIONS AT HER CHARACTER. FUCK IT’S JUST SUCH A HORRIBLE, BAD FAITH EXPERIMENT. I HATE HIM. AND SINCE WE KNOW ALREADY THAT SHE’S GONNA AGREE FOR THE DATE OR WHATEVER, I SWEAR TO GOD IF HE SHAMES HER FOR THAT LATER, IMMA CLIMB INTO THE SCREEN AND CASTRATE HIM WITH A RUSTY BUTTER KNIFE.

the signal for the yes to the offer is a........ “flying dance” during the party. which sounds as fucking ridiculous as.......... everything else in this fucking show, i suppose.

LMAO SHE IMITATED THE LIL SMUG EXPRESSION HE MADE IN SUCH A CUTE/FUNNY WAY. WHY THIS SHOW DOESN’T LET HELLY ALSO BE MORE EXPRESSIVE WITH HER FACE IN A CUTE WAY???? SHE LITERALLY HAS A DISNEY PRINCESS FACE AND ALL THESE FUCKERS MAKE HER DO IS CRY AND SCREAM AND BE WORRIED.

what a fucking simp for his wife. i love it.

askdjlksjdlkasjdlksajldkjlkdjlkj there’s a watermark on the mumbai stock footage. this show gives nooooooo fucks about quality at all.

party time. and the lights have gone out.

someone messing with the electronic equipment in the worsttttttttttt fucking way, by putting kerosene on the floor and setting a fuse alight??????? like????? just cut all the wires instead of causing a fullll fucking house fire like this?????????

lmao ishani is like lights ko gaye itna time ho gaya, yeh zaroor riddhima ki kismat ka koi ishaara hai. sis you need to chill with the savage. ek din toh chhod do usko.

ok they’re really hot today. really fucking hot.

lmao she’s smiling but chabaa chabaa ke saying ki i’ll never say yes to your shady idea.

kabir walks up to her, gives her flowers, AND ACTUALLY THREATENED HER RIGHT IN FRONT OF V’S FACE. THE WAY V’S FACE CHANGED IN SECONDS YOU GUYS................

coldly impassive.....

...... to YOU’RE REALLY TRYING TO RUIN MY WIFE’S BIRTHDAY WHEN I EXPLICITLY WARNED YOU NOT TO?????????

..... to OH HE GON’ DIE TONIGHT.

.......... to silently giving reassuring look ki he’ll handle this.

that fuse is stillllllllllllll burning. at the fucking speed of paint drying on a rainy day.

speech timeeeeeeeee by kabir. and he has a video too. lorddddd.

V still cheekily offering his services, and she’s like bitch i did my own intezaam already. ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. kerosene aur fuse waala stupidass plan iska hi tha. should have guessed from the level of sheeeeeer dumbness that it was her and no one else.

lmao he’s like ok but this was too good an opportunity for me, so i counter-attacked YOUR counter-attack. that wasn’t kerosene. i switched it out for blue paani. OH GOD RIDDHIMA DUMBASS DID YOU NOT EVEN SMELL THE FLUID TO CHECK WHAT IT WAS??????????????

“kahaani kuch bhi ho, important yeh hai ki uska climax kya hota hai. aur iss kahaani ka climax tumhare saamne hai, riddhima.”

bitch yehi toh dikkat hai, ki abhi tak koiiiiiiiiii climaxes nahi milen hain issko. na vansh se, na vihaan se. what’s the use of all this thopda and ambidexterous haath if there’s no climaxes resulting from them? waste fellow. get working on delivering those climaxes PRONTO, sir.

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 21.10.20 lb

behen abhi bhi dagmagaaati hui ek taang pe

and of course, gangsters ka usain bolt is back in action. isko koi aur cardio karna nahi hota hoga na? achchi khaasi workout mil jaati hai every 30 - 45 mins or so.

THIS ONE IS STILL STANDING HERE PLAYING LANGDI TAANG. FFS. ITNAAAAAAAAA BHI KYA AAGE PEECHE JHULNA??? JUST HOLD THE DIYA WITH BOTH HANDS AND MOVE A STEP BACK.

she's legit been just swaying for 50+ seconds in real time now.

maata rani be like there really is only ONE semi-competent insaan in this house, huh?

pffffffffffffffft. aur karo aisi wahiyaat planning.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooo out comes the secret that vansh is ambidextrous. there goes madamji's ghamaasaaan theorizing ki murderer could simply not be him, since he's right handed.

“haan, main dono haathon se kaam kar sakta hoon.” bitch kya faayda if they're doing useless things like signing papers and holding diyas instead of............ other ~~~interesting~~ things. 👀👀👀

back to square one for this missy.

vansh be like St. George where are you COZ THIS HOUSE REALLY BE FULL OF FUCKING SNAKESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

AND OF COURSE IN ALL THAT AAGE PEECHE DOLNA MADE THE LOCKET AND MEMORY CARD FALL DOWN. 

chalo ji aaj ka strength training bhi ho gaya. how handy to have an utterly disaster-prone wife like riddhima, who ensures you get all the exercise you need in a day!

sis be trying to escape to go get the card and man is like SIT YOUR ASS DOWNNNNNNNNNNNN SO HELP ME GODDDDDDDDD

“jo bhi hai, mere liye tumse zyaada important nahi hai.”

pft yeah ok, i give this sentiment .......... 5 min. tops. coz knowing her, she's sure to piss him off with her bs before this conversation is over.

husband man vows vengeance. sweet.

chanchal is worst shadiyantra rach-er of all times. why do this shit if you don't have the fortitude to see it through???

mummy be like could you stop freaking the fuck outtttttt

meanwhile someone is spying on them, coz of course. it's this house. kisi ko aur kaam hi kya hai? not since the K shows of the early 2000s have i seen this much room ke baahar khade hoke doosron ki baatein sunna.

ah yes, this is the perfect time to question him on being ambidexterous. even though he did nothing greatttttttt with his left hand to get so inquisitive about. he literally just took the diya from her and held it. not like he was shooting machli ki aankh or anything.

oh???? he's opening up about something that happened 3 years ago that made him stop using his left hand?!?!!

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

bro, you're rich. you can afford laser removal of tattoos.

also ragini be a real dumbass. instead of just blowing the candle out, she's standing there pleading with him not to burn his hand. looks like vansh really has a type: STONE COLD STOOOOPID.

gentle enquiry begets gentle response full of affection.

.................. and the dumbass had to ruin it by bringing up the R word. (R word in this show = Ragini.)

the fact that you get sooooooo fucking hyper over this matter is exactly why she wants to know, you idiot.

lmaooooooooooo she just asked him if he trusts her. this should go great.

yup, we're shoulder grabbing and growling into the face of the woman we absolutely do trust.

he's like if i didn’t trust you, i wouldn’t have ignored my bitchass sister's chugli about the memory card you put in my laptop and then hid. man i've been outta the relationship game for too long, i didn't know that you gotta disclose digital memory device usage and all to our partners these days.

blah blah no matter how much i tell you you'll never believe me and stop investigating this shit, so what's the point in me telling you anyway. which is a realllllllllllllll smooth way to get outta saying anything in the first place, and then convincing you that you’re being intrusive. classic manipulative bs. don't fall for it girls.

riddhima deployed best weapon: aansoon.

bhai pighal raha, but is in no mood to share stories anymore so..........

what's the point of crying now? shoulda just kept your damn mouth shut and let him talk.

“samajh nahi aata ki aisi harkat kaun kar sakta hai.”

LMAO REALLLLLLLLLY????? THERE'S LITERALLY JUST 4 PEOPLE IN THIS WHOLEASS SHOW WHO DON'T WANT YOU DEAD. 3, depending on vansh's mood of the hour.

these two still discussing. ouff. bas bhi karooooooooooo. the first rule of bitch club is not to discuss your bitchidity.

bitch club has a new member who is delighted at this plotting and planning.

mummy and chachi like welcomeeeeeeeee welcomeeeeeee, tumne bhi toh kam kaand nahi kiye hain.

LMAO WHERE THE BOARD COME FROM IF HE'S STILL COMING AROUND THE CORNER. HE HAS BOARD BENDING SKILLS LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE IN WANTED OR WHAT?

he's being more calm than i would be while reading them to filth.

ishani be like whut, no, us, never!!!!!

bhaiiiiiiiiiii se hoshiyaari????????? he's in sole possession of the single raisinghania brain cell, and he knows how to use it!

calling out everything from the killer dandiya sticks to maim angre, to the nails that chachi was using to put up the decorations.

ofc this dumbass is hunting around for the memory card.

aryan's like oh good, i was bored, what are we looking for?

“chot tumhare pair pe lagi hai aur asar tumhare dimaag par dikhne laga hai.”

OMG MAYBE THAT'S WHY SHE'S SO DUMB!?!?!?!!? COZ SHE HAS MULTIPLE FOOT INJURIES EVERY WEEK. IT'S LIKE HER EQUIVALENT OF REPEATED CONCUSSIONS!!!!! ARYAN, YOU MEDICAL GENIUS!

i know what you did last 3 summers ago.

now that she's scared aryan away, she vows ki VANSH KE AAGE JO BHI MUSIBAT AAYE USSE PEHLE MUJHSE TAKRAANA HOGA. behen tujhse badi kaunsi musibat hai uske life mein jo roz roz usse takraati hai.

idhar patidev bhi exact same dialogue maarte hue.

ishani's like ugh what wife, that bitch a spyyyyyyyyyyy.

for literally the first time someone in this marriage is acting right and telling people to fuck right off from sticking their nose in their marriage.

plus some very serious warnings ki i know how to handle y'all if you act up like this again. dang, i'm a little hot for him rn. (y'all know i have a raging boner for righteously angry men.)

dadi fussing over ms. hot stepper for not bothering to rest her feet. plus some blah blah on the akhand jyot and the going to maata ka mandir and taalofying saari buri balaayein. mataji aap sab se pehle apne do bahuon ko dafa karein, automatically saari balaayein hatt jayengi.

oh thank god. dadi found the card and brought it straight to her. now watch riddhima set it in the flowers in her hair or some shit, so that it can fall down YET AGAIN.

YET AGAIN SHE'S DECIDED NOT TO SHOW VANSH THE FOOTAGE AND IS PUTTING IT OFF. I JUST.......

these shady fucks being shady as usual.

what DID you do 3 years ago to ragini, you asshole???

and of course this aunty is eavesdropping.

hein???? she's genuinely interested in the ragini thing???? it's not just one ainvayi ka excuse that you ppl fed riddhima to get her into the house???? also, she just heard aryan copping up to it and that riddhima has proof of it. how the hell they gonna pin it on vansh now??????? 

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 31.07.19 lb

exactly the 'one step forward, two steps backwards' nonsense i was talking about. these two are vowing to their moms that they'll never ever make peace with/trust the other.

This Fucker™ (proud inheritor of the title from his esteemed father) is listening to all of kabir's talk about winning pooja's trust and then betraying her. for sure he's going to exploit it. for sure.  

pls pooja, stay strong to your word and don't trust a single man around you. they're all terrible and i need you to win.

pooja is bewildered by rani's bakchodi. the rest of us, are not. ab toh aadat si hai...........

fashion show ki baat bhi sun li. he's gonna mess it up. ughhhhhhhhhh. god, someone please murder this asshole, he's literally the worst.

LO PHIR BAHEK GAYE YEH BEWAKOOF WORKERS. INKA TOH ROZ KA HAI. BLOODY........

lo yeh bhi aa gaya. ab aayega mazaa.

i’m 97% sure pooja didn’t spread the video.... but at least kabir knows that she knows about it. let's see how he handles it from here.

lmao dude more chemistry here than anywhere else. i truly ship ranBir. #asliTashan #asliChemistry

oh ho aaj se shrenu ki body double dikhegi, i guess till friday?

also oufff dhruv is still watching from behind the jhaadiyaan? or is it someone else?

"omg roop ki raani!"

"you bloody choron ka raja!"

lol this idiot. 

there's a saying in malayalam ("chundanga koduthu vazhudenenga medikkuva"), which translates to giving a turkey-berry to get an eggplant in return - i.e. picking a fight even though you know you're the weaker one and receiving the beating of a lifetime. that's what this fool does every single time. and i enjoy it so.

mostly because of this face.

blah blah blah stalker following pooja.

since shrenu's not here anymore i guess i'll just have to stare at zain's chest to keep myself engaged in pointless scenes like these. mmmmmhmmm.

blah blah blah more stalker bs.

thoda aur zipper neeche karle and flash that chest??? exploit the crush she has on you, maybe she'll call pooja instead of the driver!

woooooooop. pooja's been missing for the last three hours.

"i don't like her, i don't trust her, i don't care about her. i just wanna stab her in the back and make her suffer!"

*spends like, 6 continuous hours obsessing about her whereabouts*

=

rani v/s chachi. don't care, fwding.

"yeh poora mittal parivaar pagal ho gaya hai kya?"

yeh bhi koi poochne ki baat hai, pagal toh iss show mein sab paidaaishi hain.

kabir is like i'm not even gonna get into whatever the fuck gul chachi is khilaofying around here.........

rani honestly, why are you such a festering asshole?

"tumhari di ki tension nahi hai mujhe...." uh huh. sure boy, sounds legit. losing a whole day's wages to sit outside her office, and now coming to her house to find out if she's back, when you could have easily found out via a phone call or two.

also, i can't tell at this point if kabir cares for pooja more than appropriate, or rani cares too less. maybe both.

"akal lagaya karo. idiot." *snort*

a list of ppl who care for pooja's general well-being in descending order:

amma

kabir

driver

rani

great, jai's expanded his notes waala business to an exam cheating service.

as usual, sonali, the only voice of reason is literally shut up. y'all mittal men are all fucking unhinged.

totally not suspicious scene that kabir bhaiyya is walking into.

dhruv is missing. hallelujah. may it be permanent.

shit. spoke too soon.

byomkesh is on the case.

tu na, chota bhai hai...... baap banne ki koshish kyun karta hai? aur banna hi hai, toh saaf tarah se thikaane lagaa na. baat ko na idhar ki na udhar ki kyun chodta hai?

byomkesh is asking khoon tera hai ki kisi aur ka. ofc it’s someone else's.... look at him. changa-bhala toh khada hai.

fucking hell.

jhoot-moot ke dost have come to give credence to his story.

kabir ka daily sar pe haath rakhne ka aur dhruv ki taraf se maafi maangne ka time.

based on what exactly are you promising he'll never do it again, btw??? like you have 0.003% control over This Fucker™.

kabir, aaj toh qissa khatam hi kar de iska. manhoos, dharti pe bhoj kahinka.

[tellywoodtrash]

suno chanda episode 19 lb

oh ho ek toh wifi nahi hai, mobile data par ruk ruk ke dekhna padta hai, uske upar se humtv waalon ne pichle kuch dino se title track aur recap ghusaaake jeena haraam kar rakha hai. TIME AUR DATA WASTEEEEE.

recap ki baat kiiiiii hi hai, toh pls note that Look™ arsal gave sherry when he said jiya and him had “made plans”.

its 24 hours later and i am still fucking legittttt lmao at nazaakat vibratinggggggg with rageeeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

UGH I HATE WHEN THEY START EPISODES WITH FUCKING KINZA MANHOOS

LMAO JALAL "kaisa do number khaandaan hai"

he's not wrong lmfao

UGH KINZA YOU'RE THE FUCKING WORST YOU SPENT ONE 2 HOUR DATE WITH HIM AND DECIDED YOU DIDN'T WANT HIM IF HE WAS SO HUNG UP ON JIYA, AND NOW YOU'RE BACK TO ACTING LIKE YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM. LOVE YOURSELF GIRL. FFS.

"khabees" is my new favt. insult word ever. imma call everyone who pisses me off it.

the real "jinni nikki unni tikkhi" around here is naeema. she's like 3 feet tall and so unassuming, but the amount of sheer violence and tenacity with which she manhandles jiya??? yike.

LMAO NAZAAKAT IS STILL VIBRATINGGGGGGG

meanwhile idhar new and improved arsal, now with reinforced spine! chakkarein kaat raha hai intezaar mein.

FUCK MEEEEEEEEE, YEH ZERO RAAT-O-RAAT KAISA HERO BAN GAYA HAI. I CANNOT HANDLE. ALL KINDSA ANGSTY LOOKS AND FEELS AND HAAAAAAAAAYEEE.

lmaoooo “aa apne pyo ki gaali sun le”; like she's inviting him him to the table for dinner or something

OMFG ARSALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MERAAAAAAAA SHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

omg he's sitting and looking at her pics. LADIES AND GENTS, THIS BOY IS A GONER.

KAISE RAHUNGA MAIN USKE BAGAIRRRRRRRRRRRR DLSFJDLKFJLDSJFLDJS

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee djjjjjjjjjjj

lololololol the aankhon hi aankhon mein ishaare.

OHNOE! CAUGHT!

you know when a desi kid is TRULY free of their parents' tyranny? when the "jooti utaarne" ki dhamki doesn't affect anymore. arsal is free of the curse now. bas jiya ko bhi hona hai.

neeyat toh badallllll gayi hai ladke ki.

HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU, YOU IDIOT GIRL.

lol i know he's doing this outta 75% selfishness, but he right about the stand thing.

no you wontttttttttt (re: sending her the papers later.) or maybe he will. coz the boy is just so far gone, he’ll do anything to make her happy.

HAAATH PAKDA!!!!!!!!!!! HAAATH PAKDAAAAAA!!!!!!!

TRUST HIM JIYAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE PUPPY EYES! SO SOFT AND MELTY!!!!!!!!!!

bijaaan so hassled by this roz roz ke drame, that she's finally resorted to dosti with aghaji, the only other sorta sane person in a ten mile radius.

lmaoooooo the instanttttttttt way both bijaaan and arsal NOPED THE FUCK OUT when aghaji suggested jiya + sherry

UGH FUCKING KINZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YEAH BUT WE DONT CARE ABOUT YOU. COZ YOU SUCK. NOW GTFO HERE. 

i love sherry. he's interested in jiya, but he realises that he can never really take the place of arsal in her life, in whatever capacity these two do decide to continue their relationship. also he never backbites about arsal, unlike fucking kinza. manhoos.

PAR MERA DIL ZAROOR JAL KE KHAAAK HO GAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOI IF YOU DON'T STOP WITH THOSE ANGSTY PUPPY EYES.........

YIKE. AWKWARD ALPHA MALE-ESQUE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS.

lmao come on, we all know that the real alpha in this whole situation here is JIYA.

but oh ho ho hero sangeen mood mein hai. do not mess with.

LMAO IDK WHAT IT IS WITH THIS GUY AND LAUNDRY. LIKE..... HE'S JUST SO ODDLYYYYY PREOCCUPIED WITH IT AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH JIYA IS AT LEAST 80% ABOUT ISTIRI. SACH MEIN ISKI KOI KISI DHOBAN SE SHAADI KARWAADO.

“tum kyun mujhe chodne mein tuli hui ho????”

oh bb boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhh my angsty babiessss. she's right on her place, but oh my heart his soft puppy eyes. #iCrieEverytym

oufffffffffff this nonsense billo.

please confirm that you too see that this billo actress has heavyyyyyyyyyyy drashti dhami vibes.

THIS SHOW NEEDS TO END WITH MASOOMA FUCKING MURDERING JALAL FOR THIS FUCKERY

LMAOOOOOOOO NAEEMA IS 4000% DONE WITH NAZAAKAT

snaps to nazaakat for knowing and confirming that men are trash.

my god. senti waale whatsapp messages. boy's bringing out the big guns.

GOLU'S HERE GOLU'S HERE I LOVE HIM SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHHHH THE REAL STAR OF THIS SHOW AND MY ULTIMATE FAVE  AND I LOWKEY HATE EVERYONE ELSE FOR TAKING AWAY HIS SCREENTIME. someone give this kid a whole spinoff about him and his hustle. 

arsal you idiot, be nicer to golu. he's your greatest ally in this whole thing.

BIJAAN IS FULLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY UKSAOFYING THE BOY AND FILLING HIS HEAD WITH OOTPATAANG IDEAS. WATCH HIM FINALLY TAKE THE GIRL AND RUN.

i fucking love any interaction arsal has with jalal phupa. peak comedyyyyyyyy. 🤣🤣🤣

is sherry adopted? coz he's tooooooo mature to even remotely share a gene pool with all these fucking insane ppl.

FUCKING KINZA. THIS GIRL LEGIT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE NAZAAKAT, ILL AND SHAKY AND JUSTTTTT UGH

"MAIN BHI NAHI??? AAP KYUN KAR RAHE HAI AISA MERE SAATH????" GIRLLLLLL FORREAL WHY ARE YOU LIKE THISSSSSSS

jamshed is truly arsal's father. dheeeent x 1000%.

arsal directly telling his abbaji to fucking cool his geriatric heels wrt billo is my fave thing ever. DO IT MORE, SON. MOARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

oh shittttttt alpha male dhamki to uthaake le chalofyyyyyyy

lmao sherry's resigned and benign smile. bechaara bachcha.

NAHIIIIIII CHOD SAKTAAAAAAAAA JIYAAAAA. NAHI CHOD SAKTA.

OMFGGGGGGGGGGG FDJKSFKDSJFKSDJKJFSD

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DSFSDSALDSDJASLDJLASDJ

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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

TUMHEIN CHODNE KA SOCHTA HOON TOH SAANSEIN RUKNE LAGTI HAI MERI JIYA ASFGHDHGKLFDGDFG

GIRL IS SHOOOOOOOOOOOOK. AS AM I. AS ARE WE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. JESUS CHRIST ABOVE, SOMEONE BRING ME MY SMELLING SALTS