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f4irycafe · 3 years ago

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I just looked at your masterlist and saw acotar, so I was wondering which court would you wanna be lady/high lady of and why?

this was the wrong question to ask me anon cause i could write an entire dissertation on this and y’all are abt to read it hehe hehe. please request more stuff like this i love this ask omg. i could talk abt this series for ages.

MY TOP 3 COURTS ARE UNDERNEATH THE CUT!

1. spring court

lol bet u didn’t think that would be on there. but high lord aside, spring and autumn have always been my two favorite seasons. i loved them because they were “transitions” not too cold like the winter, and not deathly hot like summer. watching flowers bloom, seeing all the animals come back out of hiding, watching my city like come alive again, everything about spring has always just has such sweet memories for me.

now if we wanna talk about tamlin i like the guy, or atleast i love the fanon version of him i’ve created in my head. whenever i imagine settling down with tamlin it’s always a couple decades after what happened in acomaf. boy has healed, and his court is flourishing, he has friends, newfound family, he’s thriving okay. i also feel like our personalities would go great together, he can be a little shit sometimes and i appreciate that cause i’m a little shit, always. for some reason i also feel like the people of spring have a very rich and deep culture, and i would love to know more about it.

i want to live and spring and dance thru the flowers at night with the fairies and then get drunk with my husband on top of a hill that overlooks out court and i feel like tamlin could 100% give that to me <3

2. summer

my second favorite seasonnnn + tarquin in the best high lord. politically and economically, tarquin checks ALL of my boxes. working towards democracy? love it. wants to ABOLISH THE CLASS SYSTEM? HELLOOOOOO that's husband material right there. i feel like he's the most genuine and caring out of all the high lords, and that really shows in how he rules his court. plus he is absolutely gorgeous...and black. so yes, he is quite possibly everything you could ask for in a husband.

i was born in the beginning of summer so i also probably have a personal connection to wanting to rule over summer w tarquin. i've always loved the beauty of the sea, and admired people who go out there every day for fishing and exploration and manage to come back alive. but i flourish in the summer. always happy, always outside doing something, even if its just reading on the front porch all day or doing stupid little sidewalk drawings with my friends. i do feel like tarquin would be a little bit too kind hearted to handle my sass, and that's where my third and most controversial option is.

overall, summer will always hold such a sweet place in my heart.

3. autumn dun dun unnnnnn

hehe i love eris. have always loved eris, will always love eris and there is next to nothing you could say to me to make me believe he is a bad person. he just. wow. everything about him is wow. this is def more a person based preference rather than a court/seasonal one. an eternal autumb doesn't sound AMAZINg, but where i'm from irl we never really get the whole red leaves thing in the fall, so i feel like it would be amazing to experience that in autumn. i def love the big meanie on the outside but soft for me trope. like i said in tamlins, i can be a little shit. like SHITTT sometimes. and i feel like eris matches my personality even more than tamlins. we both put on masks while were around other people, and while mine is a lot more enthusiastic, kind, and extroverted than eris' it would be nice to have someone to take it off around.

i feel like afte eris settles into being high lord he chooses very carefully who he wants close to him. he makes sure they all have good values and care about the people they were tasked to rule over. he creates a family of brothers for himself because his real one is so shitty. i feel like all the people he appoints would be strangers at first, but grow to have a bond thicker than blood. eris would be a great high lord and would want to protect his people more than anything, ALL of his people, not just ones who live in a stupid little secret city (cough cough rhysand).

my love. i feel like he would be the best husband. humor me, love me, do stupid devious shit with me. it would be really fun.

elles ramblings: LOl if you managed to read through that whole thing thank u i really appreciate it. and please please pLEASE don't be afraid to ask me other questions like this :)

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miss-pearlescent · 5 years ago

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Universal Differences (1/7)

Trapped in a dilapidated spaceship, you kidnap an alien to help you gain your key to freedom: marriage to a safe and trustworthy diplomat.

As a rich and handsome son of billionaires, Kai is bored of his repetitive party life. It isn’t until he’s kidnapped by a little human with a mission that he realizes the fun he’s been missing.

Rated M for smut (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) ♡

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[1/7]

You pressed the blue button for your seatbelt and looked in the rearview mirror. Sweat was gathering along your hairline as you watched the man’s head loll to the side. His arms were tied behind his seat and his long legs sprawled out before him. You counted his breaths, making sure he was still alive.

After all, a drunk rich boy was more useful than a dead one.

Your finger hovered over the engine key and you faltered for one second. Biting your lip, you pressed the another blue button, one that engaged the seatbelt for your unconscious passenger in the back. Then you pulled the key and let your ship lurch forward into black space.

It was a full thirty seconds before the port was barely a spec on your radar, and you could finally relax in your seat. Today had been way too long of a day, and yet there was so much left to do. You had just attended an alien party, seduced the son of a mogul, and kidnapped him onto your ship. All in a day’s work of an extraterrestrial researcher, you figured.

“That took you long enough.”

You yelped and jumped up in your seat, only having the seatbelt to keep you from flying off. Craning your head back, you saw your hostage raising an eyebrow at his restraints.

“Thanks for the seatbelt, by the way. Safety’s number one, right?” he said with a wink.

You had learned his name was Kai early on in the night. You had learned that he came from money, that he could get an invitation to any party he wanted. And so of course, he was your target.

You had spent the entire night on his arm, complimenting his eyes, his smile, his physique. You had batted your lashes, begging him to buy some drinks, and made sure he drank lots. It wasn’t long before he was already slurring his words.

But now…now his words were crystal clear.

“What do you want from me, human?”

You held your breath and warred with yourself. Were you supposed to keep up the persona you had earlier? Were you going to reveal everything to him so he could help you the way you wanted him to? “I’m not a human,” you replied.

Kai snorted. “And I’m not being held captive in this junk of a ship.” At your incredulous stare, he tipped his chin at the ceiling. “This is over fifty years old. Nobody on WestorX has even heard of this thing.”

It was true. You did fly an old ship by their standards. But you liked it because you understood it. Not to mention, it was the only ship the company would allow you to handle.

“That act you did back there was cute, though,” he added with a smirk.

Your lips curled in embarrassment. “You played along.”

“Of course I did. I wanted to know what tricks you had up your sleeve.”

“Somebody like you doesn’t believe that a girl might just want to get in your pants?”

“Oh, I do,” he said, the cockiness radiating off of him. “But they all want something else, too. That’s why it’s so fun when you have money, you see. I get to guess what your ulterior motive might be.”

You crossed your arms and turned around to watch the stars. You ship was on auto-pilot, headed towards a planet called New Home. It would be another week before you got there, but it was your last chance. “That sounds exhausting.”

“Let’s see. What could a little Earthen like you want from me?” From the rearview mirror, you could see him pursing his lips. “Money? No, you have to already have money to get up here. Connections? I think you’re trying to avoid those, aren’t you?”

He was right. As a human from Earth, you wanted to keep a low profile.

“Sex?”

You dragged a hand over your face and groaned.

In return, Kai let out a laugh. “I heard humans are centuries behind us in the bedroom, but I wouldn’t mind a little experimentation.” He waggled his eyebrows at you through the mirror.

You fought to keep your eyes on the space ahead, drowning out Kai’s voice. He was right. Humans on Earth were behind. Nearly a millennium ago, Earth had sent troops to space after a great pandemic spread around the world. Those troops lived and developed their own race as they watched Earth slowly repair itself.

A few hundred years in, the people in space decided they did not want to be ruled by Earthens. Slowly, views shifted until Earth and Space were two different worlds. Enemies, some called them. Rumours of cold wars started and Earth sent out its people in state-of-the-art ships in an attempt to gather information on its cousin species.

You were one of them, except your company didn’t put much money behind your research. You had spent the last year out here alone in your decrepit spaceship, learning about these new people and their way of living, all while being ignored by the people back home.

Your family thought you were a traitor for having such an interest in the “Aliens”. Your boyfriend had dumped you right after you told him you had landed the job to leave Earth.

“I can’t do long distance,” he had said despite knowing you had spent so much time at the academy, trying to get your foot in the door of the Space Exploration Company.

You still felt a twinge in your heart as you replayed the day in your head. It was supposed to be happy and momentous. Instead, you felt more alone than ever.

And in the last month, the loneliness had really settled in. You thought you could lose yourself in your research. You didn’t need anybody else. But as resources dwindled, you realized nobody on Earth had your back. There were delays in sending food. Sometimes nobody picked up your check-in calls.

Maybe you really were a traitor.

Suddenly, the idea of staying in Space sounded better than ever. Humans were not treated well here, but there wasn’t much to expect from Earth either. Here, you knew of some people who kept humans as wives. Namely, diplomats. They wanted to appeal to the dream of One Universe, a doctrine that one day, Earth and Space would unite.

All you needed to do was marry one of those diplomats and live the life you always dreamed of. Studying Space history, its people, its culture.

“You know, I’m still tied up here,” Kai drawled from his back seat. “Now would be a great chance to have sex with me. I give full consent.”

You rolled your eyes and curled up in your seat. It was going to be a long week.

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Helloooooo everybody :) Welcome back to another story about alien!kai mwahaha. It was inspired by a couple of requests I got + talking about Marissa Meyer’s Cress + Crash Landing on You.

No, I never watch Korean dramas. I don’t watch anything tbh because I don’t have the mental capacity to pay attention LOL But apparently the entire continent of Asia has watched this show so I decided to watch it too (it made two of my friends cry a lot AND it’s about North Korea and I loooove watching things about N Korea lol).

I AM SO TIRED OF THE MAIN COUPLE but I won’t elaborate in case people hate me hehe

But I am in love with Gu Seung Jun (whom I call Angry Baekhyun <3) + Seo Dan OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG I watch just for their scenes. I’m on episode 12 or something and all I want to do is watch their cuts. My friend has forbade me though :(

I modeled the characters in my story a little bit after these two characters ;____; that’s how much I looooooove Seung Jun and Dan’s scenes.

Anyway, thank you all for reading, for your kind messages, for the likes you give my posts :’‘‘‘) I hope you guys like this short story!

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