#and birds are just dinosaurs ur honor

[craig-f-tucker]

Hi rewatching hotel transylvania Johnny appreciation time

Was stood off to the side in his family photo? Plus he seemed to see the hotel as the only place he could be himself, and didn't want to move back near his family... something tells me someone's the family outcast/weirdo

worst posture I've ever seen

when he does the little arm dinosaur thing 🥰 he has so much neurodivergent swag ur honor

Thinks everything his wife does is cute, they're so precious

Never has a single problem with mavis being cooler than him, he's worse than her at fighting, scootering, dolphin riding, but he's just happy to be along for the ride, he thinks she's so cool

Likes attention, the scene with the birds much? Which came right after saying he needed more attention from mavis? Give him love pls ma'am he needs it.....

He's so fucking small,,,, look at him in the big chair I'm going to cry

Also look at him!!! Fidgeting!!!!! This man also constantly wears the same clothes and humanizes his backpack and is outcast from his family and feels more at home with literal monsters than humans like u can't tell me he's not at least POTENTIANLY neurodivergent......

Low key surprising he was so comfortable just staying in the hotel considering how enamored this man seems with the world, he loves exploring and the places he's been and is so excited by everything when he's on the cruise (fish, menu in a bottle, acrobats.) I feel like that shows he just loves his vampire family so much to be able to settle down like that

Can u tell how not over "this is the first place where I can really be myself" I am oh my GOD

Seriously tho it is very cute how excited he is by the world and new experiences :) him touching the shark teeth it's no wonder he loves the hotel with its changing cast of bizarre creatures so much!

Stickers :)

I'm not saying Johnny doesn't like his family or anything like that (/gen) but the way he looked so much more terrified when drac says vlad would eat his backpack than when he said vlad would steal his families souls I'm 💀

[penitentprodigy]

dancersofdestxny replied: cannibal crow sounds like it could be the name of a rock band lmao.

QUICK YOU GOTTA COPYRIGHT THAT SHIT BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES

fictionborn replied: you go little dude. follow ur dreams.

son if you want to be a cannibal then be the best cannibal you can be ;A;

theirunluckystars replied: (( ... you have just witness the magic of a dinosaur eating another dinosaur *shot* but seriously since it's a chicken nugget and not a crow nugget ... does it really count as cannibalism? ))

the closest i’m ever gonna get to real life jurassic park it’s incredible. bro what the fuck is this ace attorney??? djfkghsg they’re not the same type of bird but they’re both birds so i call cannibalism your honor!!

kessaichi replied: aww that's cute in a dark way XD That crow's going placelol

dude this crow is following its dreams we should start a fan club