#and the sex omfg

[nateezfics]

he looks so vampy in these photos;; i’m so in love

[k-wame]

yall

[stroebe2]

Malibu by Igor Pjörrt (2023)

For Sex Magazine

[sigmahimejoshi]

A sub and dom who have been frustrated at each other for weeks. They've tried giving each other space, but the dom craves their precious sub. They miss their taste, their scent, their sub's cute face, they're just ravenous for them. They have to see their sub and show up unannounced and as soon as the sub opens the door, they're ambushed by sorry's, but that sorry isn't enough, and their dom has to apologize in different ways like being deep inside their sub and saying sorry with every single thrust to make it up to the poor thing!

[iheartbookbran]

i cackled before the season came out and everyone was freaking out about the brothel scenes because they wanted demi!Colin and now the possibility was lost forever, when it was precisely the brothel scenes (+ the diary bit) which cemented demi!Colin to canon prosperity!

[freuleinanna]

I'm always fuming at adaptations because they dare insult the original not by adding modern details, but by completely erasing the original message. Like now, when I'm in my Dracula feelings yet again, I keep thinking how the tendency for the UnExPecTEd PLoTtwISts hurt the story. Because it's always the same, always the 'ooh let's fuck it up and make everything exactly the opposite hehe'

Van Helsing? No, not an old doctor who's exploring the possibilities he himself doubts because he must, because it's his duty. Make him a sexyman doing backflips and hunting vamps since he was in a crib

Lucy Westenra? Yawn on the sweet innocent girl fallen to tragedy. Let's fucking hammer that voluptuousness into her, why not? She got what was coming to her

Mina Harker? Who even wants to see good, loving women caring for her friends and husband with all her heart, even when literally damned. That's so 19 century. She's obviously hot for Drac and is, in fact, his reincarnated love

Jonathan Harker? What do you mean he used to have character?

QUINCEY MORRIS WHO THE F-

And on it goes. By turning the story inside out they ruin any message, and speck of true light. That's partially why I'm so into Dracula Daily and now Re: Dracula too, because they prove just how equally entertaining the original can be. You don't have to reverse the characters for the shock effect. The story shocks you with emotions and is doing it all by itself.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

VINCENT PRICE -

Laura (1944)

[disteal]

moving to the states and seeing a 5”7 frat boy in tight khaki shorts and a pink polo like omfg… a real american… i know you from the movies…

[allamericansbitch]

its genuinely so crazy how far up taylor’s ass some of you are. even a colonoscopy can’t get you out.

[id0ntwantyourbloodmoney]

Sometimes i want to conform to the fandom and be like “omg space age bachelor man is so weird!!!” (It is, but in a good way) but sometimes i just listen to it and go “wtf he is LITERALLY me”

[shays-shitposts]

sorry. just crying over the “Heat of the Moment” cover music video again 🥲

[acosmistic]

my least favorite stereotype people have for aroallos is that we're sex fiends, we're heartless, we're cold ect ect. everyone has different standards and you should stop projecting your morals onto other people.

"hook up/casual sex is ruining our generation" no! you mfs just don't know how to communicate with people! you don't enjoy hook ups? cool! stop trying to hook up with people who communicate that's all they're looking for! it doesn't take rocket science to just communicate your expectations of a relationship. i highly encourage it tbh to dismiss any miscommunication

[k-wame]

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS as Michael & PETER PORTE as Josh 2022 • UNCOUPLED • S1·EP5 

[evansbby]

imagine you’re chilling in bed one night and then out of nowhere you receive a FaceTime call from this thing:

what would you do? 🤔🤔🤔

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Beverly Hills

The Comedy of Terrors (1964) dir. Jacques Tourneur