#and they gave him a... complicated bone tank top (acceptable. the sluttiest he's been in a while tbh)
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what sort of twisted powerplay is this
#who's holding the remote? the devs? or YOU? 🫵#very likely You.#because the devs certainly did not knock on my door (inbox) and shove this image in my face#i only noticed upon repeated viewings (and after my blinding rage subsided) that yakublob doesn't have legs like the other blobs#makes sense. snake blob. legs melted into the floor from anxiety and stress. sounds about right.#but to then give the tail blob a mermaid lingerie version??#is this the mermaid yakumo we were robbed of#when i said i wanted him in beast form or slutty fish form or at least in a summery dress (as is appropriate for the island's climate)#and they gave him a... complicated bone tank top (acceptable. the sluttiest he's been in a while tbh)#but months later they barge into my home with THIS/#?! THE TRUE MERMAID YAKUMO IS IN THE ORB UNIVERSE?#WTF!!!! HIS SEASHELL BIKINI??????#a clam had to die for that. SOME SORT of mollusc died for that#or maybe the poor shelled creature was already dead#and yakumo scavenged bra cups off the ocean floor#in which case would it make more sense to have 2 mismatched shells because oftentimes when the predators get a munchin#the shells become detached from all the violence and get scattered by currents? or am i making that up#yakumo panicking in his new mermaid form and scrambling to find a reasonably matching pair of shells#like digging in the orphaned merch discount bin...........#because priority is covering up the Nops. i guess#brother. i am surprised he is simply not just an eel#why am i trying to make sense of the orb april fools trailer..... it's not that deep.......#because i'm just wondering what shells would possibly stay on yaku's flat chest#do i have to find the flimsiest babiest shells. the most calcium deficient there ever were (for maximum flexibility)#stick them on him. then wedge a vacuum hose in between to slorp all the air out#thus creating a suction strong enough to adhere shells to an ironing board???#OK SO WHEN DO I GET TO SEE FULL SIZE YAKUMERMAID?#THE SAME TIME I'LL GET TO SEE FULL SIZE MAGICAL GIRL BLADE AND GARU?#if this man wants to be mermaid tied that badly then [clatters and scrapes as i dig around for the ropes]
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