#ask-scooby-dooby-doo

[askdaphneblake]

[lonelyendoftheoutfield]

no but fr where is he I'm going to lose my mind. tf. does he even care about our mental health

he wants me DEAD smh they should've brought him to cleveland. he can do his little physiotherapy in cleveland i just need him to at least be present in the dugout

[disgruntleddemon]

so i decided to redraw the doo family tree from the scooby doo encyclopedia! these designs def aren't set in stone, but it was rly fun! I tried to keep general poses and expressions the same. i couldn't figure out a good way to squeeze the names in there, but they're in the same order as the original pic. here's some design notes:

Dixie Doo got the most drastic change. i hate her cannon one. for my design she's inspired by Dolly Parton. no more lipstick, but she can have eyeshadow. and i left it intentionally up to the viewer if her darker cheeks is blush or her actual markings

Scooby Dee looks the most like an actual great dane, since that's how she looks in cannon. i think it's funny how different she looks to other dogs in the family, so i left it

i wanted Skippy Doo to look like a scruffy version of his dad, but he ended up looking like Spooky Doo lol

Dooby Doo intentionally looks a lot like Scooby, since the ep he's in the fact they look really similar is important

i'm not entirely pleased with any of the grandpas, but ehh, whatever

i added a lil hair and chin fluff to Whoopsy Doo. i think it looks cute.

anyway, feel free to ask if u have any other questions on the designs! This was rly fun! original pic under the cut:

[adorable-deku]

everybody always asks "scooby dooby doo, where are you?" but no one ever asks "scooby dooby doo, how are you?"

[gl-00-mi]

Celebrating Halloween w/ Michael Afton Headcanons

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Summary: Headcanons about celebrating the spooky season with Michael Afton

Description: Gender neutral, fluff, domestic, established relationship? a little angst? Cringe?

Other: Yes, I know it's past Halloween. :/ This was originally written for game! Michael, as I haven't watched the movie. I don't know if movie! Michael would match this, but imagine how you please.

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Since Michael has the daytime off (although he sleeps most of the day, reasonably so from his late night shifts), he likes to spend his time with you!

Like watching scary movies!

Yeah..Michael is not so into scary movies. He will watch anything you pick that isn't too gory. He prefers to watch dramas or pg/pg-13 Halloween movies/tv shows.

So something simple like the Addams Family, Scooby-Doo, or something romantic like Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, he would enjoy. "Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? We got some work to do now!" You both would idiotically sing along, almost choking on popcorn.

Horror movies are just a bit too real when he is trying to enjoy his time away from the horrors already. He would much rather watch something you both can enjoy and cuddle on the couch to watch.

Would he like to carve pumpkins? Yes

Would Michael be good at it? No

While Michael would enjoy going to a local pumpkin patch (or more likely picking one out from the store) and picking out the perfect pumpkin and getting the special tools, he would not be good at carving.

Good carving takes practice. It's fair to say he didn't have the practice when he could carve. Meaning Michael remembers carving pumpkins with his dad and brother, but couldn't really carve.

As a teenager, Michael spent his Halloween out of the house at parties or 'pranking' other houses, he was out doing anything to stay away from home. When he moved out, he didn't go out of his way to celebrate the holiday. Maybe a bucket of candy outside and a decorative pumpkin but that was the extent.

But you were more than happy to teach Michael how to carve. Or perhaps both of you will learn together!

"Brains!" Michael groaned, imitating a zombie, holding a handful of pumpkin innards to your face. "Eww!" You laughed and slapped his hands away, making the innards splatter on both of your faces.

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Post-Scoop Headcanons: (more angst)

Michael would also enjoy classic movies like Frankenstein and Dracula.

He would 1. enjoy Dracula for the vampire drama and 2. like Frankenstein but could only watch it once a year since it's sad (especially for Michael), which you would comfort him.

You would definitely have to physically help Michael carve a pumpkin. As much as he wouldn't like to admit he's weak, he's not afraid to ask for help getting around on his elbow crutches, getting up, eating, or other tasks, and you gladly help him with an exchange of a kiss. Your body hugged around Michael's back as he leaned forward on the counter, your arms slithered around his waist while your hands rested on top of his to help steady the knife on a pumpkin you deemed perfect. The cuts were jagged and uneven, but perfect, perfect in your eyes.

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

Tag game: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips

I was NOT tagged by @marlinspirkhall but I wanted to do this anyway so. I'm also not tagging anyone because.... you'll see why

spock is a feral bitch baby

Fighting to Breakeven

seven untitled documents (i'll number them now so you can ask about them ig)

the kids are alright

sugar, spice, and everything nice

Ghost Stories (Are Illogical)

this cowboy's running from himself

One Night Stand Pregnancy

SU Transporter Twins

October 2023 Indie Horror Fic

Lock the Doors and Close the Blinds (We're Going For A Ride)

Bones in a Time Loop

some version of you (i might not have but i did not lose)

Whumptober 2019

Babey spock do do do do do do

Jim Kidnaps Baby Spok

subbing in

5+3 classic spirk keeps getting accidentally married but its actually spones

the christmas prince but it's spones

tell me you love me in private

Stukh Halan (HUMAN SPOCK)

SCOOBY DOOBY DOO (Things Not Long Hidden)

Wrath of the Beyond (hooman spok 2)

Spones First Contact: Pathetic Dads Version

experts in xenobiological relations

Your Worst Inhibitions (Psych AU)

Raising The Next Generation

[mayhaps-im-yoicked]

intro post!!

hiii!!! you can call me Yoicks!

(warning, blinkies under the cut)

my pronouns are they/she, I'm queer in some way and super duper cool and I love dying my hair a lot

im so obsessed with Hannibal nbc, Donnie darko, American psycho (Patrick Bateman is my wife) and hermitcraft <333

I will also reblog stuff about:

❧ Buffy the vampire slayer (but I haven't finished watching it yet so I fear spoilers)

✰ asoue

❀ scooby dooby doo!!!

❧ heathers

✰ httyd

❀ monster high

❧merlin

✰ yummy yummy art

send me asks!!! DM me!!! (I am extraordinarily bad at social interaction so be patient I beg, but I will try)

music I listen to: she wants revenge, MCR, Radiohead, jack off Jill, chappell roan (I do not understand any hate for her.), Cocteau twins, car seat headrest, queens of the stone age + more!! if you have any song recs feel free to send them!!!

this will mainly be shit posts but sometimes I get sad (tragic)

regular tags:

✰ silly (for shit posts)

✰ me <3 (for my own posts, got that heart for that self love)

✰ my various fandoms, sometimes followed by fanart

[rakdos-dogdyke]

I went to the library and asked for books on the future and one said that today I need to eat a very large sandwich. So I'm scoobying and I'm doobying. That's what the book said to doo.

[thevaudevilledemon]

Cartoon Rap Battle: Brian Griffin vs Shane

Shane

I can't believe the humiliation to log Most beloved Bachelor up against a dog?

Oh yeah, you can talk? What good does that Scooby-dooby-doo? When the last remains of your fandom have left the coop and flew?

Take your Paw, tuck it back in your doggy collar Raise your ear I think I hear Peter tryna holler

What stupid crap is he in now I got half-an-hour Maybe I'll tune in to hear another suicide joke, so dower

You went from straight man to nuisance when you were paired with the baby Overshadowed by Arnold's british cousin, that's no fair Lady

So catch me at the Saloon trying to drown my sorrow Gus has a sale on beer so I'll come back tomorrow

Brian

Woah, Ass Ahoy! You aren't the homeless guy right Did you crawl out the dumpster like a baby at prom night?

When it comes to Alcoholics you should stay Anonymous I'm a Writer, you're a stocker, we are not synonymous

At least I take better care of Stewie than Peter or Lois You know Jas would be better without you and your cirrohsis

Don't bother the blue man, because he's for the birds You know that's the word, everybody's heard

I'm accomplished and nothing more needs to be said Except that unlike you I could be revived from the dead

Shane

That revival was a sham, and you know it's true They dropped that whole plotline after week two

You're better than Peter or Lois? what a low bar And I think that is something which you'd be familiar

You say you're a firm believer in fact When you're nothing more than a sell-out hack

Let what Glenn said haunt you until you expire And frankly you shouldn't be talked down to by Quagmire

Brian

Go to Hell, I stood up for what I believe When you stand up it's all you achieve

You're a slob and a drunk at least I have qualities You're only loved by the "I Can Fix Him" mentalities

Shane

They can't fix me, that's the point of my arc I can fix myself, with their light in my dark

You let yourself be bullied and bribed to shut your face Of all the cartoon pets you're a total disgrace

Brian

At least I am total when it comes to something The people prefer shadow monsters over drunk-y nothings

You drink Joja Cola, though you hate it as a gift Maybe you need something else to give your spirits a lift

Take your blue chickens and get them out of here I'm a non-GMO environmentalist peer

So maybe I should date Emily, she's not your type Stick to bitches like Pam, you're not worth the hype

You wanna do good? Take Jas with you when your wed A pair of shoes don't make up for using your floor as a bed

I may be an animal, but you're the real dog You just faced the badest bitch in Quahog

Shane

Why are you giving me your garbage lines? They're an even worse embarrassment than Peter's Crimes

Don't give me parenting advice like I'm a real villain May I ask about your estranged son, where the Hell is Dylan?

You're a bad father, and the show knows it anyway You make me want to kill myself like you made Hemingway

But between the two of us, I think I recovered better You gave a baby herpes, and hid your own tetter

Oh I'm sorry, you don't know what that word means? You'd have better rhymes if you were a better writer it seems

You're a bad dog, Brian, You've had your day So bring back Vinny and just go away!

[starbvund]

oobi booby

woobi doobie

scooby wooby doo

@unfortunatedarling sending me drunk asks.

Halsin watched as Yunae teetered on their feet, bottle in hand. He took a hold of the bottle and put it out of arm's reach from his friend. "That's enough for you I think."

[askdaphneblake]

[skunkkyrii]

WELCOME to the LAIR of the CODY! beware.. EVIL lies ahead.. (jokes.. im joking im not actually evil.)

HIIII my name is CODY!! I'm a 17 year old autistic boy who likes to draw, write, code and BLOG!!!!!!!!

My interests include:

Toontown Corporate Clash (my current hyperfixation :D)

Neopets (my other current hyperfixation)

Silent Hill (mostly Silent Hill 2)

Zoology (special interest :DDD)

Littlest Pet Shop

My Chemical Romance

Pokemon

Splatoon

Slime Rancher

Bluey

and other things... YOU'LL FIND OUT IF YOU GET TO KNOW ME BETTER :D

My Tags

#the megaphone - My ramblings and such.

#cody art - Self explanatory; my art! :D

#art - Other people's art! Not to be confused with #cody art.

#funny - Posts I find funny!

#ttcc - My all-encompassing Toontown tag. I didn't mean for it to be this way but it is.

I tag all of my posts and tag with more than just this. These are. are just my most important tags! Browse my blog and you can find all sorts of tags to explore! Also, all of my fandoms should have tags that are either just their names or their most used acronym.

If you follow me and you need me to tag certain posts, please let me know by messaging me or shooting me an ask. If you ask me please ask with anon off.

extra fun stuff under the cut :D (none of it has ID's, sorry!)

[oneofthetranz]

When you find out where Scooby Doo is after asking "Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?"

when the curse is lifted

[tdbre-up]

CLIQUED UP (12)

I'M A FIEND FOR THE DEXEDRINE AND THE MESCALINE GOT A THING FOR THE BENZEDRINE AND PROMETHAZINE HIT A LICK THEN I FUCK A BITCH FINISH ON HER TITS GRAB A SWITCH LIKE IT'S PICKUP STICKS KEEP IT ON MY HIP 556 CREEPIN' ON A SNITCH LEAVE HIM IN A DITCH TALKIN' SHIT EMPTY OUT MY CLIP CATCH YOU WHEN YOU SLIP SERVIN' ZIPS ACROBATIC FLIPS DOPE MAN OLYMPICS BITCHES TRICK BUT I'M NICKLE SLICK FUCK 'EM AND FORGET PEEP MY CREW WATCHIN' HOW THEY MOVE SCOOBY DOOBY DOO WHAT IT DO? WHO THE FUCK IS YOU? SPIT YOU OUT LIKE CHEW JIMMY CHOO ON MY BABY BOO CHARTREUSE ON MY SUIT DUCK DUCK GOOSE PUT YOU ON THE NEWS KNOCK YOU OUT YOUR BOOTS BITCHES LOOSE LIKE A BABY TOOTH FUCK HER IN THE COOCH SIPPIN' HOOCH WHEN I'M THE BOOTH I BEEN GOT THE JUICE BULLET PROOF SOUPIN' UP THE COUPE SHOOTERS GONNA SHOOT FUCK A TRUCE I'M TIED LIKE A NOOSE SLIDE WITH MY DEUCE DEUCE I'M CLIQUED UP PUSSY GET YOUR SHIT TUCKED YOU ACT TOUGH PUSSY GET YOUR SHIT BUST YOU CAN'T HANG ALL MY SHOOTERS BANG BANG I'M INSANE GET YOU WACKED AIN'T NO THANG R&B BITCHES FUCK WITH ME TREAT ME LIKE JACQUEES RUN THE STREETS LIKE I'M EAZY E DJ KHALID KIS BLOWIN' TREES LIKE A SUMMER BREEZE SNOOP D.O.G.G. GUARANTEES I DON'T RAP FOR FREE PAY MY BOOKING FEE SERVIN' FREEZE IN THE 313 PROMPT DELIVERY MEANT TO BE LIKE I'M BOOSIE B. A.D.A.Z.Z. FUCK A PLEA ASK MY ATTORNEY AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME PACKIN' CHEESE I'M WISCONSINESE DROP LIKE NEW YEAR'S EVE COP MY STEEZE FUCK A WANNABE FUCK THE FLATTERY ON A SPREE WITH MY 223 FILL 'EM WITH PB SHORTY SWEET EGGPLANT IN HER PEACH SWALLOWING MY SKEET PACKIN' HEAT LIKE I'M MR. T WITHOUT THE PITY THEY SAY PREECH JUMPIN' OUT THEIR SEATS EVERY TIME I SPEAK PRICE IS STEEP IF YOU WANT A FEAT. COMPETITION CHEAP REST IN PEACE THIS AIN'T HIDE AND SEEK PUT YOUR ASS TO SLEEP POCKETS DEEP LIKE AN OIL SHEEK RAN IT UP LIKE MEECH

[scoobywrites690]

Scooby dooby doo where are you? We need some fics from you now

First thing I see when I’ve just woken up. And I’m not complaining, that made me laugh.

What is it that you would like? 🧸

I do have a list of things at the top of my blog on things I won’t write about but just let me know if you aren’t sure if what you are asking is okay, and I’ll let you know 💕

[writer59january13]

Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich

revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically heartily hales from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania undergoes oh joy rapture colonoscopy.

Three days before that first appointment with estimable gastroenterologist Doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich regarding upcoming procedure scheduled for August 17th, 2022), unfortunately yielded inconclusive results meaning the excretory material not satisfactorily expelled.

Though necessary to swallow

four Dulcolax laxative tablets,

plus additionally quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax

over span of eight hours,

and if necessary

even apply one Fleets

(or store brand) Enema.

Ideally Vaseline ought be applied to the enema tip to avoid abrading sensitive skin surfaces. The missus located lubricating fluid she purchased Trojan lubricants

Continuance Essence at Adult World

when a clearance sale at said store took place.

As a more effective modus operandi aforenamed said specialist strongly advised taking Su-prep in place of Miralax, which two step process already begun

earlier today, which date mentioned in first line.

I grudgingly accept short lived

lower abdominal discomfort linkedin with gushing watery stools

analogous to reasonable and tolerable

assault upon me derriere considerably less severe than shigella

tube be worth knowing

nada worry colon cancer

would pose grave threat.

I remembered first colonoscopy

specialist named Larry Borowsky located 525 Jamestown Ave. #101, Philadelphia, PA 19128 (challenged courtesy hearing difficulty,

hence he wore an auditory device)

treated me some half dozen plus years ago,

yours truly didst solidly waste, rather subsequently spent

a few hours writing, toil letting,

and crafting the following bupkis slightly modified to correspond

with present modus operandi treatment.

Ask any devotee

of above named gastroenterologists officious military licensed cheeky knucklers, ne’er kissed gluteus maximus, they soldiered thru medical school

despite getting pooped out rigorous regimen now both know

vital details regarding bowels of human excretory system, which iz alimentary

and familiar flickering

sleight of hand linkedin

quicken wrist zooms into grab bag of medicinal tricks - mimics

waving magic wand bitta bang prestidigitation abracadabra

of anal scope brings – dang gustatory scenic aerated holy smoker

of a rectum, a wasteland fang less, but the backside seat,

where dingle berries

and/or polyps sometimes hang, whence undergoing this

behind the scenes procedure where smelly silent sonnets

from sphincter sprang

most times flatulence

relieved in private place but, post-op probe forced air into buttucks,

thus encourage patients

to aerate sterile space otherwise known as passing gas

scrutinized faces elicit embarrassment

of elderly folks,

who feel self conscious farting in public

before departing from human race, rearing specialist unheralded doctors

relieves anguish without a trace

which gratitude spurred

crappy attempt to compose verse

to express appreciation

clean bill of health and disperse anticipatory anxiety, this pooper trooper

endured with pseudo “nurse”

actually mine wife, who nudged me

to undergo examination

lest she bare witness

becoming a widow

following mine hearse if hypothetical demise did pass,

deceased would hear loud curse analogous to unstoppable enema,

(brought out from downed colyte

consumed for first colonoscopy) expletives interspersed with my name

exhibiting master card shark cunning never forgiving

nor forgetting how we happened to be broke nearly the entire

coup d’état of marriage –

reaching cheeky tush pinching

catatonic state dien rapport, this generic guy saved

from premature death viz ace sing examination positive outcome tantamount

with flying colors – at least now, our two grown darling daughters can

(in Scooby dooby doo doo time), perhaps if/when they beget

their own children witness longevity

courtesy of exemplary doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich,

and/or Larry Borowsky, whose honed trained hands and eyes adept to scout out and ticket

suspicious cellular demons, aim of innocuous microbes

to destroy e pluribus unum alone!