#askdj

[blanketforcas]

the greatest couple on and off the camera. if you even care

[ireallyhatemyself-ao3]

Roy's a little distracted...

For those who can't read my awful handwriting lol, the text goes:

Jean: Woah, the boss looks so serious... Kain: He's been like that all day. (he hasn't even touched any of his paperwork...) Jean: I wonder what's got 'im thinking so hard... Meanwhile, in Roy's mind: ((he) can't stop thinking about last night)

I have a 600-ish page book I really need to finish reading for this summer research thingy, but I'm procrastinating so clearly the best course of action was drawing sussy royed fanart---because obviously 💀💀 Oml, seriously tho, I should be JAILED for this, lmasjkd. Unironically some of the most scandalous fanart I've ever made, so it was legitimately embarrassing af to draw, askjd. Not very demure.

(and as always, bonus closeup of Ed's eyes!! <33)

[gallawitchxx]

gallavich a.u.gust 2025 by gallawitch

i'm mashing up both prompt lists as written for 30 days of AU abandon! let's have some fun this summer in 100 words. thank you to @gallavichthings for hosting! catch up on day 1!

day 2: AMUSEMENT PARK x 1960s

The redhead in the cuffed jeans with the striped shirt is back again. Second time this long weekend, not that Mickey’s counting. He just happens to notice repeat patrons is all. Part of the hospitality gig. Okay, maybe he’s more of the muscle than the ringleader, but the Navy Pier Amusement Park & Fun Factory’s gotta protect itself. From unruly kids, shady individuals, and alien-lookin’ motherfuckers with gorgeous green eyes and a loud laugh. “Ay, Red, can’t smoke in here.” Eyebrows lift. “Outside?” “In the park.” He stubs out the cigarette. Picks up the butt. “Got another place I can go?”

[beaulesbian]

One Piece ep. 1049 || "I can't let it end like this!"

[trackmind]

❛ closed starter — @lacehearts !◞

“ i heard you guys invited some fans over to the tour bus last night ... sounds like a good time. ”

[kuravix]

OPLA ARE ACTUALLY AIMING TO ADAPT THE ENTIRE SERIES! THE MAD LADS! THEY'RE INSANE! GOOD LUCK TO THEM!

[emmaspolaroid]

just did the math and i spent about $500 on my sister’s bachelorette weekend

[altarfates]

💋 For you know who. We need to see him suffer.

Amusement settles at the corners of her mouth, it isn’t conspicuous but Archer’s keen gaze doesn’t require it to be striking to take notice. There was nothing decorous about it, nor the influence it held, but the environment that delimited them from the rest of headquarters was hardly an appropriate place to be becoming distracted. In reality, there was rarely any place within Archer’s stringent regulations that permitted even a taste. Therein lies the temptation. Extending a clipboard to her, black━ punctuated by the silver clip holding the paper in place, the executive concludes her performance review. The comprehensive report had been meticulously addressed until both the places she excelled and those that required further diligence became clear. Archer derived a great deal of pleasure from the process, methodically dismantling her piece by piece only to strategically realign them in the most effective way. Mel’s eyes remained upon him the entire time, an observer as he assessed the screen in front of him, the glow turning the blue of his eyes desolate and his pupils sharp. “ Executive.” Finally the tension between them disperses, guiding her eyes down to the report, shifting their respective positions as observers in one tacitly given instruction. She’s attentive, good at executing orders, that is also explicitly included. Archer’s hand lingered for a moment beside her own, finger brushing against finger; professionally transient.

“ Continue surpassing my expectations.” The way he leaned in, just close enough that his mouth lingered close to her ear, was so smooth that the second between it and pulling back were almost indistinguishable. The warmth of his words against her ear had felt akin to his mouth on her skin; a prelude, or a promise. “ And I’ll have nothing left to include in your areas of improvement.” His hand is extended once more, expectant; an offer left for her to infer. Whether she chose the clipboard or to acknowledge the fire corralled in his flinty gaze was entirely in Mel’s hands, just as he might be. 

[agendratum]

you know what was fun

when i was queerbaiting people on here with wen tian lu and homoerotic xuan lu gifsets and the show wasn't even good *dreamy sigh*

[polldermodel]

hmhm het meerendeel heeft getwijfeld over belgië, maar hebben jullie uiteindelijk spanje als besluit genomen?

ja en mijn schepen achtergelaten / ja en er stiekem tussenuit gegaan / ja en gevlucht naar en nieuw begin / nee, maar wel mijn schepen achtergelaten / nee, maar wel er stiekem tussenuit gegaan / nee, maar wel gevlucht naar een nieuw begin

context:

[lorendiel]

𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐈𝐑 ; an oxymoron in display - steps are light, mind HEAVY with consumption. - ideas now buzzing, swarms of thoughts formulating in and out : FACTS, opinions, empathic neuron's, work. goodness, what a peculiar taste - what a unique PROFILE that is held within manila folder ( cursive writing could be found scribbled throughout the case files, after all, el camarón que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente. )

she keeps files close to her as she absentmindedly finds her way to one of her favorite SPOTS --- really, with the work that she has just WITNESSED one would be rather forlorn . bella, however . . . .

" 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 ! ! "

beaming, she enters the room as fresh air would. she announces herself with an energetic hand raise - eloquent, musical as if salsa was playing in the background. however, she stops in her tracks.

. . . dios mio ( dear god ) the atmosphere was HEAVY. and he looks. . . well, to put it nicely, he looks like shit.

" will - " her face is serious ; any sign of lighthearted nature has all but dissipated . the heavyness of the folder hits his desk with a muted THUMP. taking a deep breath, bella sighs -

" you look like shit. "

/ @librarywent

[peri-peri-sauce]

when you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers <3

Thank you so much for the ask!

Honestly it was so hard to choose just five songs since there are so many I love listening to... However, after giving it a lot of thought, here is the final list:

1. Cha Cha Cha - Käärijä

Cha Cha Cha my beloved <3 It reminds me of how much my life has changed over the past year thanks to K, and this song always manages to bring me so much joy

2. Enemies with Benefits - Blind Channel

I have no idea why but I love this song so much that I know the lyrics by heart and often find myself randomly singing it aksjdfhkj

3. No Rules! - Windows95Man

This song always manages to make me happy and motivate me in life. It's silly but it's also very inspiring! Also Teemu and Henri my wives <3

4. THIS IS NØT HØLLYWØØD - GHØSTKID

I don't know what it is about this song but I've been obsessed with it ever since I discovered this band in April

5. Roman Sky - Avenged Sevenfold

A little fact no one asked about is that this is one of my favorite bands ever, and even though this is not my favorite song by them I love listening to it because the instrumental is chef's kiss

I have so many more songs I love listening to but I wasn't going to make a list of 50 songs ajksfkjsdfkhjs

[beaulesbian]

this is insane! zoro wasn't even at the first discussion where luffy said he doesn't want to be a hero, with his whole "heroes had to share their food" analogy, yet later he repeated almost the same words.

at that time zoro was locked in the ryugu castle in the cage dangling above water with usopp and brook, when luffy and jimbei had this discussion (chapter 634):

and then at the end of fishman island arc, as they're leaving (escaping), zoro explaing in almost the same words to princess shirahoshi why that thought of being a hero makes him feel sick, bc that'd mean he had to share his drinks (chapter 649):

(and nami was there to hear both versions of this analogy! the things she has to deal with them around)

[juniperhillpatient]

i don't think there's a better summary of my baby boy available tbh

[vividbeast]

little scribble from this morning

[helianthus21]

doesnt hanseo say to hanseok at some point "you're not my brother, you're a monster" or did i dream that up