#b99 drabble

[hanasnx]

moves.

MINORS DNI 18+

JAKE PERALTA can't believe his stroke of good luck. Of pure, unadulterated good luck. He had entered the crime scene with you mere moments ago and after a heated exchange of bouncing off of each other with observations— your voices gradually raising at the same level as you near the climax of the conversation— you'd given him the look. Focused eyes watching him through your brows, the curl of your parted lips, panting through them. How you assessed him, scanned his figure like he was edible, sharing a silent moment with him as you calculate exactly what you wanna do to him. Next thing he knew you were excusing you and him saying you'd be going out for coffee, when you'd pulled him into the nearest cleaning closet of the apartment complex that wasn't crawling with cops. Now he's balls deep inside you, clothes having hastily been moved aside to accommodate it.

"Jakey," you whine, dragging out the word. He loves it when you call him that. Gets him all hot and bothered, afraid he'd give you whatever you asked for when you invoke that pretty petname off those pretty lips. "you fuck me so good..."

His teeth bite hard into the skin past his lips, brows creased in concentration so as not to bust to early. It's a quickie, a fucking hot one, but he's still got manners. The sound of your voice has his eyes rolling into the back of his head as he's fucking you from the back, big hands on your hips to keep pulling you back onto his cock while you brace on the wall. A brief moan hums through his nose as he directs you closer to him, talking shit in your ear, "Do I fuck you good? Yeah? Yeah, baby? 'I fuck you good?" breathless, and dizzy with pleasure, he can't believe someone like you is this into him.

[heartbeatlicense]

got a weird amount of baby fever recently out of nowhere (i lied it was from another fic i read) so here’s whatever the hell this is

tags: male!reader, the itoshi bros having somewhat of a better friendship, both are implied to be adults for plot purposes, proofread but like at 4am so the correctness was in god’s hands w.c: 0.3k note: oji is a way of saying uncle in japanese

“come on sweetie, say dada.” you squatted down and held up your phone camera, recording your one year old baby.

“no no, say papa,” sae said, kneeling right in front of his son and watching him make sounds that vaguely resembled sentences. he’s been babbling and humming random sounds a lot more often so you and sae were lowkey betting on whose name would be his first word. if you zoomed in far enough in the recording, you could see the sparkles of anticipation in sae’s eyes as he listened out carefully. “oh my god wait, he’s saying something.”

“o…”

“huh?” “that does not sound like dada or papa.”

“oji…”

a confused yet tense silence filled the room as you both looked at your baby in absolute surprise. the look of mortification on sae’s face was priceless and you caught it all on camera.

“what the fuck did this kid just say?”

“sae!” you elbowed him in the arm. “don’t say that in front of him unless you want it to be his second word.”

“well i’d rather that than it being rin’s name. i swear i’m never letting him watch our kid again after this.” he stood up and picked up the baby off the ground.

“oh please it’s not that bad. it’s not like he prefers rin over us. it’s actually pretty cute that rin’s spending quality time with his nephew.”

“god, when did rin even teach him japanese..?” he shook his head and looked at his child with the slightest bit of offense in his eyes. sae whispered, “you traitor.” he held him on his side and carried him out of the living room. “just for that, you’re getting an early nap.”

later that day, rin texted you, asking why he received a snide voicemail from sae, telling him he has to try harder if he wants to steal his son away from him. To which you responded by sending him the video of sae’s horrified reaction to his son saying uncle as his first word, figuring rin at least be amused to learn that he has a new upper hand over his brother.

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[hehehereliesmysanity]

partners in crime

Wille is back at the precinct, proud to have caught the suspect redhanded. He was working with Detective Simon, his long-term rival and not-so-recent crush. It has been an interesting evening for him.

It was never the right time for them. There was this stupid bet he came up with last year about who could make the most arrests, and he won, but at what cost? He took Simon on the worst date possible as a prank, but it turned out he wished it was a real date at the end of the night. He has been obsessed with him forever now.

He told him about his feelings before he went undercover for six months but Simon was in a relationship with somebody else. When he came back, he hoped that Simon had already broken up with his boyfriend but he wasn’t that lucky. Their relationship was still on, and Wille tried to move on. So he went on a few dates, and one of them turned out good. She was a nice girl, but after a short time, Simon was single again.

And then his relationship didn’t last long either, because apparently everybody, including his girlfriend, could tell he was still thinking about Simon. How could he not when Simon told them he also had feelings for Wille for some time? Wille was already in a relationship and it was good. It just wasn’t enough.

So here he is, back at the precinct after he kissed Simon not once but twice during the operation. They were watching the suspect closely, and they had to pretend to be a couple not to tank the whole mission. First, there was a sweet cheek kiss in the restaurant, and Wille was feeling the so-called butterflies in his stomach. He is a grown man, and this was the first time he was feeling like that. Then he kissed Simon when the suspect saw them in front of the bathroom of the restaurant where Simon and Wille were following the lead and then finally outside, behind the bushes, where the exchange between the criminals was happening just before they arrested the perps they were looking for for quite a long time.

He fills out his forms, gets the paper work done, and goes into the evidence room, where he finds Simon. Does Simon think this is nothing? What does Wille do now? Can he play it cool? He can, right? Who is he kidding? He never, not once, played it cool in front of Simon.

“Hey,” Simon says softly, and Wille stands in front of him. He needs to say something, give a response, or anything, but his mind is blank. Except for one thing.

He surges forward to catch Simon’s lips in a rushed kiss. This is not like the other two kisses they shared earlier. This is sweet and tender but also hurried because they both have been waiting for this moment for some time. Wille wraps a hand around Simon’s waist and moves his other hand upward, running it on Simon’s back. Simon relieves a happy sigh into the kiss. He kisses and kisses and kisses him without any intention to stop any time soon. Simon crosses his wrists behind Wille’s neck and gets in his space more, gluing his body to Wille’s and Wille licks into his mouth, which gets another pleased sigh from Simon.

When they finally break apart, Simon has the audacity to look surprised at him. The corners of Wille's mouth turn upwards slowly, and Simon kisses him first this time. Wille already lost count of the kisses, but he is sure this is gonna be happening a lot in the future.

[idontplaytrack]

✧ Tough

Rosa Diaz x teen daughter! reader

Warnings: none?

In which, Rosa comes down with a cold and the squad shoos her home but she refuses- so reader comes to the rescue

“You look like hell, Rosa.”

“I’m fine.” Rosa spat.

“No, you are not.” Jake continues. Rosa only rolled her eyes before resuming her work. “Lieu, would you please tell her she looks like crap.”

Jeffords turned around and said, “You look like crap.”

“I’m working.”

“You’re sick. Literally not one of us have seen you this pale.” Terry continues.

“At least take this.” Charles put a pill on her desk- an antihistamine.

“No.”

“Ha ha.” Amy quipped, “I called your daughter.”

“Amy, are you insane? Why would you do that?” Rosa laid back in her seat, “Why would you call my daughter over this?”

“Because out of everyone you know, I know you’d listen to her.” Amy shrugged.

“I’m gonna kill you.”

“No, you are not.” Amy replies calmly, “Just go home and take it easy for the rest of the day.”

“But you might want to wait for your daughter to get here.” Holt’s voice cut through the room. “I do not think it is safe for you to make your own way home. She should be here in 16 minutes. Her school has let out for the day.”

“Whaaat? Still crazy to hear that.” Jake laughs.

“Get back to work.” Terry reminded, “Rosa stop doing your work.”

“Fine, whatever.” She gave up, saving the document onto her desktop then just laid back in her chair to wait for you.

————

“Bye, Rosa.” Jake grins. Rosa grumbles, putting her jacket on while you went to press the lift button.

“You know, I love you but I don’t see how having you take a detour to go home with me will keep either of us safer.”

“Okay, but it did shut them up, didn’t it?”

Rosa chuckles, “Didn’t you have something on?”

“I did. But I decided not to go.”

“I’m a little afraid to ask, but why?”

“That’s a problem for another day. You just focus on resting today.” You told her.

“y/n.” She warned.

“The guy’s a douchebag.” You gave in, “Apparently he orders the most expensive thing on the menu then makes his date pay every time. And he doesn’t exactly take no for an answer, if you get what I mean.”

“Okay, that’s good- don’t ever feel like you need to go on dates because you don’t want to cancel on people.”

“I know.” You assured, “How are you feeling?”

“Never felt this sick in 10 years.” She snorted, “But, I bounce back quick.”

“That’d be right.” You stifled a laugh, “I’ll make us some soup when we get back- and you, take a shower and get into bed.”

“Yes, ma’am.” She joked, “I’m tough.”

“Oh, there’s no denying that.” You put an arm around her, and you see a tiny little smile tug on her lips, “You are tough. You’re a badass.”

“I mean, so are you, y’know?” She continues.

“Barely.”

“Please, you’re my daughter. I taught you everything you know. You’re a badass too, mamita.”

“Oh, boy we need to get you into bed.”

“y/n, I’m not trying to be funny.”

“You realise none of my dates have went well so far?”

“So? It’s not your fault the people who’ve tried to take you out are jerks or you just didn’t vibe with them.”

“Maybe I’m the problem.”

“No one’s perfect but you can’t say that because I see you as you are and I can confidently say you’re a good person.” Rosa spoke tiredly, “There are plenty of people in the city. You’ll meet someone before you know it.”

“You mean it?”

“Fuck do you mean? Of course I do.” She answered straightforwardly, “Don’t be so hard on yourself.”

“Ah…I guess after three suckish dates in a row, my confidence has taken a hit. But thanks, Mom.”

The rest of your walk home was rather quiet with Rosa trying to keep warm in this chilly weather while her body temperature rose. So, once you both got home, you quickly turned the heat up so she would be more comfortable. “I’m gonna take a shower now, then I’m off to bed.”

“Good, you’d better. I’ll wake you up when the food’s done so you can eat some then take something for your fever.”

“Okay, honey.” Rosa rolled her eyes playfully, “Be careful.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“I said that first.”

[felibrary]

synopsis: they say the ‘eyes are windows to the soul’. anyone who glances at phainon would immediately notice—the chrysos heir's cerulean gaze is solely fixated on you, starstruck and overflowing with love."

wordcount: 0.5k | content & warnings: gn!reader, tooth rotting fluff, phainon is head over heels, phainon tries cringe flirting methods gone wrong, b99 ref the ones who get it get it ; drabble

author's note: hey hoes guess who's back. 1) was at the psych ward 2) had purple hair 3) now have turquoise hair 4) fake ginger guy and i had a fight but now we're talking again..kind of

being loved means feeling safe. 

there isn’t a moment where PHAINON takes his eyes off you. he always ensures that you’re safe because who knows what dangers will strike—putting you at risk would be the least thing he’d want. 

whether that’s ensuring you get home safely, making sure you take care of yourself and aren’t neglecting your needs, affirming you whenever you feel sullen—you name it. phainon is always willing to take care of you. 

those actions are enough to make anyone falter, but for you, it’s the small things that matter. the little and what others would consider trivial gestures that make your heart race.

—

“phainon, is everything alright?” 

you throw him a worried glance as he hasn’t said anything for the past minutes, which is beyond usual for the chrysos heir. on any other occasion, he’d talk your ear off, and you’d happily listen as you nod along, but this time, he’s entirely quiet.

he, on the other hand, doesn’t seem worried in the slightest; no, on the contrary, he looks rather amused. “yes, why’d you think otherwise?” he places his chin in the palm of his hand and leans into it.

“you've been staring at me for the past minute, and i’m concerned,” you inform him while trying to study his expression—in vain, you might want to mention.

phainon chuckles, and his cerulean eyes that were surveying you take shape into crescent moons. “nothing, really. just admiring how nice you look and how lucky i am to have you.” he opens his eyes, and you can only scrutinize the way his white eyelashes flutter. 

if you wouldn’t know otherwise, you’d think phainon’s eyes were jewels the way they glimmer and gleam as they softly look at you.

—

“did you just try the triangle method on me?”

you exclaim in disbelief, as if you couldn’t believe that your boyfriend has seriously tried to swoon you by using some silly technique. when he called out your name and didn’t say anything, simply staring at you, you thought that at first, perhaps phainon was just frozen in place.

but to think that his cerulean eyes would then wander from one of yours eyes to another, eventually down to your lips and back to your eyes, would lead his eyes to glisten with something similar to mischief and…—

“oh god, please don’t tell me you just licked your lips,” you groan irritatedly.

at the mention that phainon seemed to jolt. “whaaaat?? ho…” the chrysos heir tries to play it off, by innocently looking away, but the smile that crinkled at the corners of his lips told another story.

“wanted to kiss me so bad that you tried chapping your lips by licking them, seriously?” you remark sarcastically, not expecting anything out of it.

“‘wanted to kiss me so bad’ title of your sextape,” phainon whispers in a silly voice, trying to imitate yours in the process.  “phainon!” you lightly slap him on the shoulder, cracking a smile while doing so. 

“can i still get the kiss, though?” 

it’s not the way he says it because his eyes say more than enough. those blue eyes of his were going to be the death of you at some point—you just know it.

end note: well, actually, he was just pleading like a puppy who had been kicked out by his owner, begging to be taken back

this is dedicated to the og phainon fucker who posted 10 insta stories with the same picture of phainon and different songs: @azullumi (who would've thought...) ANYWAY azul my beloved sweetheart, i cherish you more than anyone. i think especially in those times, the periods where i struggle and suffer in misery for various reasons, i remember that i have friends who care about me, and that most importantly includes you. yes, indeed, love is supposed to feel safe and whenever I'm with you i feel safe. your words are like raindrops dribbling down my skin and cleansing me from all the impurities and harms i have inflicted. you're so much more than just an online friend to me, you're my platonic soulmate and my comfort person. it's been a year since we've known each other now and that's actually so surreal, don't you think? love you lots xx

© FELIBRARY 2024. stealing, copying, translating, reposting my works on other platforms or feeding them to ai is not permitted.

[hotteoki]

drunk bf ateez headcanons - 2k celebration!

pairing: ateez x reader (no prns used)

cw: mentions of alcohol (obvie)

genre: fluff, established relationship, headcanon

notes: after watching drunkteez on wanteez and having yunho on my mind i just had to write this ( ˘ ³˘)

notes: this is my second celebration post! happy 2k followers!

hongjoong

he seems fine

at first

he's downing shots, glasses, bottles

at flash speed

but he's fine

even he says he's fine

"i just don't feel anything"

"well i mean some people just don't get drunk"

"maybe i'm just reeeeeally talented"

you're like thinking 'oh! he's not too bad'

...

did the 'reeeeeally' not give you warning signs in your head

you spoke too soon

next thing you know he's trying to shove his head down the billiard/pool/snooker table holes

it's more of gently ramming his head against the table edge than shoving his head tho

you were dying laughing by the time you reached him

"joong what are you doing???"

"i'm looking for thissssss"

"what is 'this', joongie?"

it's silent for a while and you're rubbing his back

then he just pops up

"this!"🫰🏻

(ಠ ಠ)

he thinks he's sooooo funny

you had to stare at him for a good few minutes before processing what the hell you just witnessed

he's upgraded from terrible dad jokes to terrible rizz jokes

i don't think i can decipher which is worse

he's also balancing the shot glasses on the back of his hand

which had you PANICKING

a whole migraine just from that

forget a hangover

your fear of him breaking one of those is enough for you to want to die

surprisingly he didn't break any

"see baby? i'm just tooooooo talented"

he's giggling so much

it's so cute :(

but add the worst aegyo in the world to the list

it’s near bang chan level of horrifying

i mean sure

joong is NATURALLY a giant tiny cutie

but when he’s doing it on purpose???

um.

well!

okay!

(유���유|||)

have fun!

seonghwa

no thoughts behind those eyes

just blink blink (0_0) (-_-) (0_0)

i'm pretty sure he's on mars

and out of nowhere he starts singing along to i want it that way playing in the background (b99 ref (ʃƪ˘ﻬ˘))

singing along very loudly if i may add

BUT

as soon as the song ends

he's back to his (0_0) (-_-) (0_0) agenda

at one point

you’ve just gotten used to his giggles and clapping out of the blue

yeah he just applauds randomly

to whom and why?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

he just wants to i guess

"hwa, i think we should go now it's like 4am-"

"HAKUNA MATATA YO"

oh he's singing again!

will not stop for the next twenty minutes

in his head it's a free karaoke bar

and he's just singing to his heart's content

he can also get pouty very quickly

and is very, very clingy

whichever one of your arm is nearer to him is not going to hear the bells of freedom for the rest of the long night

to be fair

if any of the other members are near him

he's also going to be clinging to them

just

a little less than you

he loves you the most after all! ><

all in all

he's pretty chill

every now and then

this is a bit short cause i don’t know what else i could say i’m sorry (╥_╥)

i'll make it up with a seonghwa drabble soon promise

yunho

where did this man's energy come from???????

one minute he's on the dance floor

he's 'boogying', as he said

the next he's running laps around the bar

you're just shocked he hasn't crashed into another poor innocent person yet

oh and now he's on the stage! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

are you ripping out your hair yet

( ˘ ɜ˘) ♬♪♫ (yunho!!!!!!)>ヽ(‵﹏´)ノ

he's singing what seems to be halazia

except it's literally just the word halazia being repeated

you're pretty sure he sang 'hala-hala-hala-hala-halazia' like about seven times

stream seven by jungkook

you had to physically drag him down from the stage

“nooooo baby you don’t understand i still need to sing hips don’t lie they need meeeeeee (ง'̀-'́)ง”

“yeah ok shakira let’s go”

his hand slips from yours and he’s sucked into the wardrobe of narnia

cause even tho he’s a literal giant

you can’t seem to find his usually sticking out head

the reason why?

he’s squatting while doing the dougie

why? i don’t know

i don’t think he knows either

but he’s dougieing!

he’s also spitting BARS

starts rapping to mingi’s part in guerilla while you’re trying to drag him out

at this point you’re beginning to suspect that he’s not actually drunk

maybe a little tipsy

but mostly just staying to cause chaos

and to give you a headache

but his little pout as you’re pulling him away

“yuyu come on we have to go >:(“

“but baby i don’t want tooooo”

does this face 🥺

yk that one time when ateez made faces imitating the emoji signs they were holding

and yuyu had the 🥺 one

THATS EXACTLY THE FACE HES MAKING

and how can you deny this golden retriever :,)

(if you can resist it you’re just a maniac frankenstein cheoreom georeo maniac maniac ha ha idk i don’t make the rules)

“okay fine… but no-”

“YAY i’ll be back”

he does in fact come back a few minutes later

HOLDING A PIGEON?????

“YUNHO WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? PUT THE BIRD DOWN-”

“i made a friend! :D”

you’re certain he took a few years off your life in just one night

yeosang

since we've never actually seen him drunk

cause he's a fairy

i'll go by what joong san and hwa were saying in their vlive like ages ago

cause apparently yeosang gets all cute

so let's imagine a very clingy sangie

just tugging and snuggling into your arm

mumbling your name too

his cute nose scrunches up whenever you try to move

he whines about how you don’t love him anymore

literally just because you moved to scratch an itch on your neck

“sangie what do you mean i don’t love you anymore of course-”

“you don’t LOVE ME ANYMORE :-(”

near tears because he’s convinced of his point

sigh

“baby why do you think i don’t love you anymore?”

“hm??”

confused blink blink

he’s forgotten what he was even saying

your hand brushing through his hair is just too distracting!!!!

he’s a simple man ok?

( ๑>ᴗ<๑ )

that’s how i imagine he looks

with a flushed face

but still looking like an angel sent from heaven

but yk

don’t forget about his muscles

（ΦωΦ）

atp he’s fed up with you moving around while trying to take care of the other members

so he just tightens his iron grip on your arm

good luck moving a literal koala clinging onto your arm

like hwa’s situation

you’re not moving another inch until he’s satisfied with the amount of love he’s showered you

which

he never will be

◝(๑꒪່౪̮꒪່๑)◜

again very short cause i have nothing to come from ;-(

san

literally the LOUDEST mfer in the bar

you can expect everyone within a twenty meter radius to be staring at the two of you

you just standing there like (ಥ‿ಥ) and he's just like ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ

flexing

he's not doing it on purpose

but like

come on

how can you NOT stare at the gorgeous man that is your boyfriend

gawddamn

what snaps you out of your daze was san suddenly pointing at you

"san what are you doing?"

"youuuuuu... are soooooo... not me"

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

oh he's so far gone

i don't think even he knows what he's doing

bro's just saying things

he's literally the walking epitome of speaking to speak

the worst, and i mean absolutely WORST case of asian flush ever

every exposed square inch of his skin is bright red

you're like

panicking trying to get him to sit down

cause he's stumbling around into every person in the bar

he's practically knocking them over like bowling pins

then immediately apologising in the cutest way possible

the second he's made it out of the human mosh pit tho

(╥﹏╥)

you're like (ಠ ''ಠ)

"sannie, honey, why are you crying?"

"i don't know"

sniffle

"i just love you soooooo much..."

"thank you i-"

"like SOOOOO much"

"okay thank you baby-"

"i love you like thissssssss much"

he's holding out his hands

and he's stretching them out as far as possible

and before you know it

oop! he's bear hugging you

his cheek is squished against the top of your head as he's mumbling incoherent words

the only thing you can make out tho is

"i love you so much"

you guys are such goals (;-;)

mingi

okay since we’ve never seen drunk minki

i’m going to go by the endoscopy ep

where he was breakdancing

at first he was convincing gaslighting you that he was fine

because fine means stumbling around and not even being able to walk in a straight line

but whatever suits him! :p

no seriously

he could not walk properly for the LIFE of him

he was crashing into strangers and waiters alike here and there

and by crashing

i mean practically throwing himself onto them

but the second he stands back up

he’s back to yelling into their faces that he’s sober

like mingi…

no one believes you

(￢_￢;)

you were following him right on his tail

frantically apologising to everyone he disturbed

and he’s bopping his head

he’s jamming!!!!!! 乁( • ω •乁)

he’s in his own little world

which is so adorable you almost want to cry :-(

but by the time you have to leave

and he’s STILL dancing around

you have to start pulling aggressively on his arm

he won’t go otherwise

he could stay there all night just to prove a point

the point?

that he’s sober

yes he’s still on that topic

because he’s 100% NOT drunk!!!!!!!!!!

“mingi we have to go-”

“BUT BRUNO MARS IS ON”

“MINGI ITS NOT EVEN BRUNO MARS ITS JUSTIN BEIBER”

“…o yea! ヽ(･∀･)ﾉ”

sigh moment from you

“i want bruno mars thoooooo do you fink i can request for bruno marsssss??????”

“no”

“why not!!!!!! ;-(”

“cause we have to go (˘∀˘)/(ㅠ~ㅠ)”

pushing him out of the bar now

he’s a fun person to be around when you’re drunk as well tho

wooyoung

witch cackle amplified by 2611%

it’s so funny tho

he laughs over literally NOTHING

a stranger walking in the bar?

HILARIOUS

someone passing by?

howling on the floor

the toilet door opening?

he’s wiping away tears

hongjoong tripping over a chair in his drunken state?

he’s getting a 10 pack at this rate

to be fair

you also cackled at poor hongjoong pretending like his dignity didn’t just get absolutely annihilated

at the same time

he’s also just fumbling around

he’s not very sober

like

not sober enough to recognise you

“oooooooh you’re soooooooo good looking we should go outttt”

“wooyoung this is the fifth time tonight we’ve been together for over a year”

“say whaaaaaaaaaat???!!!!?!!?!”

starts coddling you after that

he’s so sweet but in a loud way

well

louder than usual

cant stop kissing you (ﾉ´ з `)ノ

no literally

i’m not exaggerating

he will CHASE you around the pub to kiss you if needed

he has done that before (in my head)

“wooyoung people are staring-”

“COME BACK LEMME KISS YOUUUUUUU ε=┌(;･д･)┘”

now

you might be thinking

skits, why would i ever deny kisses from wooyoung????

yeah see

he thinks he’s kissing you

he’s not

he’s biting you

like full on CHOMP CHOMP CHOMPERS

it’s not even cute lil :3 nom noms

ITS LITERALLY FULL ON TEETH RAWRS

so unless you want a chunk of your skin gone

start running! :p

jongho

you really think he's going to be the drunk one?

him??????

bro has not seen a day of being drunk

he could be downing bottles of every kind of alcohol known to mankind

and still be fresh as a daisy

(≖ᴗ≖) ✿

he'd be the one challenging the entire bar into drinking too

he handles his alcohol very well

let's be honest, you're probably the one drunk

he's going to be taking care of you instead

BUT you never told him how he once drunkenly went up to the bar stage

and started shooing off the performers

before flaunting off his vocals

so that was fun

let's say he hypothetically was wasted tho

i'll use the endoscopy ep as an example like mingi

he's just going to be asleep

just

snore mimimimi snore mimimimi

he might wake up like every half hour

and get all confused

but it's so cute :(

like he's just lifting his head up from your lap

◝(´Ｏ｀)◜

probably definitely drooling tho

it's going to be pretty short for him cause he just doesn't get drunk

he's invincible

networks - @kflixnet k-labels kbookshelf neverendingdreams-net straykidsland @k-films

[zoya-withthepoodlesalready]

are we as a fandom going to ignore the fact that zoya was, for a moment, BLONDE?? I'm picturing like rosa from b99 at the salon level blonde and I'm BEGGING someone to draw this because I need this. Also imagining nikolai's reaction to this aaah brb gonna write a drabble

[myunghology]

﹒⟡﹒your random moments with your husband, leo tsukinaga.

‹𝟹 LEO TSUKINAGA x fem! reader (she/her, mostly you/your used) random drabbles.

ᶻ﹕→ [ most of these are based on peraltiago couple from b99.. the silles i love them :(( but enjoy if u haven't seen the show yet HEHEHEH ]

—

"Leo, I love you, but you can't just throw tantrums every time something doesn't go to it way!" You bicker, as your husband jokingly puts a hand to his heart— as if taking offense. "Seriously?! Why can't I?!"

He says sarcastically, making you raise an eyebrow. "Because you're peaking 20 years old?" tilting your head, before continuing. "You need to man up!" You exclaim.

"MAN UP? Sexist." He scolds you playfully this time, "I'm sorry, but I don't see gender, SIR." Leo highlights the 'sir', before stomping off like a little child.

—

"But there is a bomb in this wedding too." You whisper, looking up at your newlywed husband, as he furrows his eyebrows, actually looking serious for once.

You let out a little giggle, before saying; "Your butt. Your butt is the bomb, and there will be no survivors." You snicker, watching Leo's expression go from serious— to sniffling a bit.

You wipe his tears with your thumb as he pouts, now its his turn to whisper. "I love you so much, you're my dream girl." He lets out a chuckle, kissing you softly.

— ( pre - dating )

"I don't like Leo! I don't know where you guys got that from!" You huff, eyebrows furrowed— as your friends stare at you, knowing damn well that wasn't true.

Meanwhile, Leo, overhearing your conversation, totally not eavesdropping, inhales deeply as he nods his head, whilst the rest of the Knights members look at him, with a sort of 'Ouch.' expression.

"What? It's cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool coo—"

"Leader!"

—

"The night you fell in love with me?" He asks, pondering. "Mm, when we were writing a song, I mean.. When I was writing a song, and I got all the inspiration I needed from you."

He sighs happily, before continuing. "And you fell hopelessly in love with me," The male giggles, whilst you give him a playful glare.

"Leo." You deadpan.

Your husband stays silent, before sulking and changing his answer. "The night you flirted with me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever."

— ( ritsumao wedding, reader and leos relationship isn't established yet )

"What's wrong? Guys, where's the ring?!" Mao panics, as you two stand still awkwardly, whilst Ritsu is just standing there behind his soon to be husband.

You raise up Leo's hand, showing the ring stuck on his finger as you giggle awkwardly, the male beside you with just a smile on his face.

"Your ring is stuck on his finger, I told him not to be cute about it!" You quickly defend as he gets taken aback by your comment.

"I'm cute about everything!"

—

"Look, guys! [Name]'s test scores came out!" Your friend boasts, as you panic internally, whilst your husbands eyes glimmer in excitement. "What is there to be happy about? That envelope looks small! As in little bad news envelope!"

You cry out as your friend snickers, before Leo quickly snatches it out of their hands, making them gasp in surprise.

"NO!" You scream, getting a firm hold on his arm, and pulling it to hurt slightly as he whines in pain. "OW!" He cries, before whispering. "Do it more," He says with a smile on his face.

[trashwithvariety]

Dragon Age: The Veilguard: Lighthouse Drabbles Pairing: Emmrich Volkarin & Francesca Ingellvar Rating: G Summary: some fluff/humor drabble for my Rook Francesca and Emmrich inspired by that "thanks dad" B99 cold open because I needed to write something light and fluffy Words: 2624

some sunsoaked day

Motes of dust floated softly through the still air, settling over scattered books in the quiet study. They danced in the sunlight stretching from the open balcony to the desk, where twin pens scratched across parchment in quiet harmony.

Emmrich sat at his desk, a student’s term paper spread before him, already marked with careful notes. A few former students had sent him drafts to review, and he had happily obliged, as he always did.

He looked up from his work, glancing over his glasses at the figure across from him. Rook was bent over one of the papers, diligently marking her way through it. She had volunteered to help, despite the weight she carried lately. It distracts me, she’d said. Keeps me grounded.

Now he watched her—long dark hair falling over her shoulders, silver strands slipping across her face as she leaned in close, eyes narrowed behind her spectacles. Her brow was furrowed in concentration, and he found something achingly familiar in the way she focused—like she was trying to will the world back into sense.

Her violet eyes flicked up, catching him watching her. A flicker of mischief sparked there as she slid the parchment away and raised a single, knowing brow.

“Something on your mind, Professor?” she asked, lips quirking into a half-smile.

His own smile echoed hers as he set aside his paper and pulled off his glasses. “Just how lovely you look in the sunlight,” he said, and then added, with deliberate fondness, “Professor.”

The blush that bloomed in her cheeks was reward enough. She pulled off her own glasses, mirroring him with a soft huff of amusement.

“Flatterer,” she replied.

read the rest on ao3!

[tiramissyoucake]

MINORS + AGELESS BLOGS DNI, suggestive fluff word vomit (drabble?) with Satoru, B99 reference

You couldn't believe him. You ignored his cooing and coaxing as your back remained turned to him on the bed. Satoru wrapped his arms around you and whined. "Baabyyy! Please look at me! I didn't mean it!"

No response, you refused to answer him, you let him have his way with you until you were practically spent (and he continued to fill you even after you had came, the final count being 5 orgasms from you and 3 from him). He had the audacity to say something so unbelievable to you after such an exhausting and intimate fuck session, the only treatment that would make him realise his error is the silent treatment.

"Pookie, please! I'm sorry!" Satoru continued to whine and beg, hoping to invoke enough pity to break through your silence. He kissed at your shoulder and neck. "You're really gonna ignore me all night?"

"Yes, you can't keep saying 'mischief managed' every time we finish sex." You replied curtly, Satoru only giggled at the contrast of your serious tone and the laughable implication of your words.

"C'mon! It's what Harry Potter says when he clears the Marauder's Map!" He sat up, leaning over you to make eye contact. He grinned, seeing your pout on your lips and a look in your eyes that showed nothing but annoyance. You looked so cute even when you were mad at him.

"Keep those nerdy wizard terms out of our sex life, nerd!" You shot back at him. He ignored your anger and leaned down to kiss the corner of your lips, hands finding yours and intertwining his fingers with yours. "'Nerd' huh? You must love it then since you let this nerd cum inside~"

Sometimes, you felt that deep down, you enjoyed this embarrassing nerd's antics. Otherwise, you wouldn't be letting him try to regain your favour by kissing every inch of your sweaty figure

[heartbeatlicense]

“do you really have to go?” you whined as you stood at the bus station, impatiently tapping your foot on the concrete.

“you’re really asking me that a minute before i leave?” barou said as he waited for the bus, begrudgingly letting you see him off before he goes.

“man, that’s the problem! i don’t want you to leave again. like sure blue lock may have transformed you into an unbelievably strong ass player and yeah you’re, like, fucking famous now or whatever but is it really worth going back and leaving your cool awesome best friend behind?”

“you’re fucking unbelievable,” he scoffed, “i’ll be gone for a just few months or so.”

“but that’s too long!” you whined. “you know what, you could sneak me into blue lock! maybe i could contort myself inside your backpack or better yet hide myself under your jacke-”

“ok that’s enough. i don’t need to hear any of your schemes, you weirdo,” he interrupted, “look i’ll be back eventually. just don’t freak out too much when i’m gone.”

you sighed as you spotted a bus in the distance, turning around the corner towards the station. “alright,” you patted his shoulder. “i’ll see ya then. just know that i’ll miss you a lot buddy.”

“yeah you sure made that clear,” he grumbled to himself, “see ya.” he adjusted his backpack and walked closer to the curb.

“wait! before you go!”

barou stopped right in his tracks and looked at you. “yeah?”

you grinned, “…i love you!”

he rolled his eyes then sighed, “i love you too man.” he turned his head back towards the road, hiding his faint smile. “now go before the guys see you from the bus windows and try prying into my business again”

god i love using one of my own headcanons as a prompt

[cassianappreciationweek]

⚔︎ Day Four Round-Up: Lover ⚔︎

Fics:

Revelations on a Solstice Night: An ACOSF Rewrite Chapter 58 (Nessian) by @avidromancereader

Loving Lies (Cassian x Reader) by @qwimblenorrisstan

More Than a Brute Chapter One: The Invitation (Cassian x Reader) by @wirdbeimaufhebengebunden

Fallen (Cassian x Tanwyn) by @littlestw01f

Lost in Translation (Cassian x Reader) by @lady-of-tearshed

Covered in the Colours (Nessian) by @unhealthyfanobsession

Nessian drabble by @moodymelanist

Thicker Than Water (Cassian x�� Everyone!) by @wishcamper

Even In The Dark (Cassian x Reader) by @chairofchaos

Who Am I, That I Should Get to Hold You? (Nessian) by @whyisaravenlike-awritingdesk

Beach Day (Cassian x Reader) by @qwimblenorrisstan

To Choose Her (Nessian) by @kale-theteaqueen

Barbarian Bat Part Four (Nessian) by @c-e-d-dreamer

Family Man Chapter Two (Nessian) by @jsmelodies

Art:

Nessian fanart commissioned by @melphss

Cassian fanart by @tsunami-of-tears

Nessian fanart commissioned by @c-e-d-dreamer

ACOTAR meets Sinbad fanart by @jennastokesart

Nesta throwing Cassian fanart by @nesta-apologist

Nessian fanart by @jmoonjones

Other:

Nessian as Perialtago from B99 by @fimproda

{To My} Lover (Nessian) by @bookishwithathought

[ameenvie]

Spotify Wrapped Fic Game

Hi lovelies! ❤ I saw this idea at my sweet mutual @kissykissymouth and I thought I'd try myself!

The game: Send me a Number from 1-100 (Song from my Spotify Wrapped) and a character (from the list below), and I'll write a short character x reader fic/drabble based on it! If you want it to be spicy/not spicy you can also include that if you want and I'll try to accomodate if the song allows it 🤭🤠

Fair warning that I listen to a lot of moody music so the fics might be moody as well! :D

Characters to choose from:

Arcane: Viktor, Jayce, Vi Ted Lasso: Ted, Jamie, Roy, Rebecca, Keeley Misc/Random: Dean Winchester (Supernatural), Jim Halpert (The Office), Jake Peralta (B99), Lucifer (Lucifer), Killian Jones (OUAT) I also want to give a disclaimer that it might take a while for me to write these but I'll try my best, haha! ❤

[piedpiperslists]

Jungkook Drabbles (XLVI)

* s - contains smut

Silver and Gold by @sugaurora angst, athlete!Jungkook, exes au Summary: Jungkook promised he wouldn’t be there when you came to collect your things from his apartment. Jungkook was never very good at keeping promises.

Mine by @sugaurora angst, dragon!Jungkook, soulmates au Summary: Though you may fight against the inescapable bond between you and your mate Jungkook, it’s only as the lights are leaving your eyes that you realize: you truly never want to be without him.

11:11 PM by @likeastarstar established relationship

11:31 PM by @likeastarstar strangers to lovers

5:45 PM by @likeastarstar established relationship

11:48 AM by @likeastarstar established relationship, idol au

5:59 PM by @likeastarstar angst

12:21 PM by @likeastarstar established relationship, idol au

6:43 PM by @likeastarstar strangers to lovers, neighbors au

The Suspenders by @kpopfanfictrash Brooklyn 99 au Summary: A Brooklyn 99 inspired drabble, featuring Jungkook as Peralta, Namjoon as Holt, and I’ll let you guess the rest.

The Criminal by @kpopfanfictrash Brooklyn 99 au Summary: A follow-up drabble to my Brooklyn 99 drabble entitled The Suspenders. AKA we finally find out who Taehyung is in this BTS/B99 themed fic-verse.

9:24PM by @honeytae established relationship

You by @hazytaezy strangers to lovers Summary: Jungkook sets up a blind date that changed his whole life in an instant.

Careful by @ki-yomii s established relationship Summary: You should always be careful what you ask for.

[drabble] by @holdinbacksecrets established relationship, idol au

[bamboozled-and-alone]

WIP GAME

Rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPS anyone who you think might enjoy this.

Thank you @spidey-thwiped for the tag! (Or maybe not, I haven’t counted the wips yet)

I’m gonna tag @val-el @batfamfixation @radiofreeilium have fun!

My wips:

Came Back Wrong

Untitled Document (x143)

Super Marvel Sons

“Uncle” Peter

Drabble Wabble

PJOTT

Terry

Jason Kingpin

Poor Babey Kon

Tim’s Tutoring Sessions

Kon F4

Cassie Thor

Bart X-Men

Cissie Kate (and Clint)

Tim Antman

Hal Marv

Tim and Bobby Drake

Timmy Tammy

Dick’s Vacation

Steph in the Sewer

Title Later it’s Dickie and Petey Time

Tim YJA Crossover

Super Marvel

Name Later

Bruce

Marvel Dick

Damian Matt thingy

Time Travel Fic

Tim’s Deaged Tutoring Sessions

B99

Dun Dun Dun

Raven

Shazam Captain Marvel

TMC:YJ

Bottom of the Hourglass

Tim Young Justiceeeeeee

My Adventures with Nightwing

Miraculous Tim

Impulse

Batman

Another Superman

Steph and Bruce Swap

TJ

Nelson, Murdock, and Gordon

Made From Clay

Evil Dick

The Big Blonde Three

Miles Morales and Tim Drake Holiday Special

Billy and Peter

Grayswap

TMNT BAT

Bat-Mite

The Multiverse is Confusing

Reign of the Robins

Red Hood wasn’t supposed to be there

Avengers Batfam Crossover

Robin Kidnapped Lex Luthor

Dick: I was Just a Boy in the Circus

Baby Bat

Batman: Into the Batverse

Batfam vs. Superman

Damian Time Travel

GRAYSON

“I can’t believe he did that”

A Mishap with a Ninja in Gotham

The Dead Billionaire

Accidents Happen

“Jason didn’t like waking up in unfamiliar alleyways”

Batfam Young Justice

NWDD

TMNT NIGHTWING

Beautiful Fic

Tim Recruits for TT

Spider-Man Meets Robin

Solarflare

The Book of Death

“If Damian were in a better mood”

“I can play U Can’t Touch This on my recorder”

I’m not a hero

Sometimes…

Bookkeeper

PJO

Blue Jeans and Clovers

BatJustice

Talia

Nobody’s Quite Sure What I Was Thinking

DUnNA

The Effects of Hallucinogens on the Mind

My Olde Mann

So that’s ummmmm. Oh wait I have another email one second:

Hope Among the Darkness

Baby Bat

Baby Bat, but with PLOT

ABS2.O

Superman Below

The Merlin Thing

HAD

Batman Has Too Many Children

Untitled Document

Untitled Document

Untitled Document

Untitled Document

The Avenging Robin

Gold Lines

Interviewing Bruce Wayne

The Halfblood Frat Boys

Anyways, that would be 103 named documents, 147 unnamed documents, 250 wips total. I have a problem.

[brrrkdslek]

🗂️ 𓂃 ࣪˖ 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐒

↷ R3QU3573

i take most including dark fics; stepcest, yandere, etc. i do not take; rape, sa, incest, etc. writes for fem, male and gn readers. large amounts of smut, with luv. requests are currently open!

↷ WR171NG F0R

i write for mostly kpop groups; ateez, seventeen, stray kids, etc. of course mostly ateez xoxo. i will take requests for animes, kdramas and other shows i watch; jjba, aot, mha, demon slayer, ror, jjk, kakegurui, blue lock, bloodhounds, whc1, the uncanny counter, atla, b99, steven universe, etc. and of course i never forget about my cdrama girls and boys; the untamed, heavenly official's blessings, word of honor.

↷ WR171NG WH47

aus, mostly drabbles and maybe headcannons in the future, honestly i take everything except for what i've mentioned before lmao. i've learnt to finish writing one smau/ series before moving to the next.

↷ 5CH3DUL3

whenever the fuck i want LMAOOOOO. listen i cannot sit my ass down and have a planned schedule of when i post what and shit on what idgaf and i'll post whenever i want. i've gathered that i either post consecutively or i post every half to a month idfk gyalz soz.

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