#bad pizza

[thisismytwocents]

"Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless logic and experience prove you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza."

— Daria Morgendorffer

New librarian,

Daria Morgendorffer.

She's mad I burned the pizza.

[fieriframes]

[We've had some bad pizza in our day. Terrible. How would this have done?]

[zombearzilla]

Have you ever had really bad pizza?

Many. Usually cheap frozen pizzas, mini or deep dish. But some takeout pizzas too.

[chloesimaginationthings]

You know Henry’s final speech went hard in FNAF

[pawtercolors]

The pizza guy

[calzonepizza]

Totally awesome totally real chapter 5 predictions

[civetside]

The best part about rewatching steven universe is getting to the uncle grandpa crossover after totally forgetting both that that show existed and that SU ever did a crossover it's truly the funniest episode

[nenoname]

the stan conspiracy board my love....

his birth certificate being marked as fake fascinates me though...... i wonder if he managed to alter it (apparently they mention if you're a twin?)

it is funny that the only thing under "illegal acts" is him trying to steal the animatronic badger but i guess that's the main thing that first caught the agent's attention (other than stan helping the kids break into the minigolf course)

(the photo of his car only shows up in that initial shot cos it's the episode's keyword btw)

[skettibun]

This has probably been done before but this pose I doodled him in reminded me too much of it [plus a quick “aftermath” doodle]

Do you think Peppino stays strapped after the whole tower thing or

[pizzabox-box]

Important Peppino employ meeting!!

FRESHNESESES IS CRUCIAL TO PIZZZA EXPERIENCE

[perryelornitorrinco]

Legend bloodied and drooling in your style please! The juxtaposition will be so tasty.

He tripped and got very severe injuries, it will be a difficult task for Rulie this time 😔👊, RIP Legend.

I tried but I think gore isn't really my style *wink wonk* 💀. No but seriousing now, I find it really hard to draw serious or angsty drawings, my mind is rotted with memes and my artstyle (is this even art? 💀) doesn't help XDKJASDH. So I try my best, and here's Legend all bloodied, not drooling but crying, he had a bad day before falling (he hit his little toe with the drawer) :( and he's done.

Thanks for the ask my friend, hope you like it!!!!💖💖💖💖

[chloesimaginationthings]

Poppy playtime should have more Harley Sawyer ngl

[glitterspaghettiketchup]

Ok. i've gotten the Good Girl Bad Girl yuri out of my system

[idontcaboose]

Luthor's Cricket part 5

Previous. Masterpost

Lex was able to distract the teen with a different documentary in the living room of his Penthouse. Said teen, however, made it loudly known that some of the information they were using was false, stupid, and downright biased. Granted, Lex was not paying attention when selecting the first documentary on the list. Apparently, it was a supernatural one called ‘All but Paranormal’ or something of the like. From the shouting, Lex could gather that they were able to interview Zatanna and Dr. Fate, Phantom took great exception to whatever Dr. Fate had to say about Ghost, Demons, and other supernatural creatures. Lex did bark a laugh at Phantom's remark of “Fate's biased view is just as blatant as that glaring beacon of a head!” and “If Fate is a Doctor, then I fear for the intellectual competency of the rest of the world! This means you too, Mr. Luthor!” Lex simply ignored the last part.

Oddly enough, even with the obnoxious commentary from Phantom and the absolute frustration of his magically inclined contacts ignoring him, it was not as tiring as he thought it would be.

“Phantom.” Lex called as he left his office. 

 “Yes, Boss?” Phantom paused the TV and turned to him with a small lopsided smile.

“Do you eat?” Lex asked. 

Phantom clearly did not expect the question with how his face displayed shock and confusion. “Uh, ya. I can eat human food. It's not needed, but it's nice to have. Why?”

“It is about time for dinner, I am thinking Foie Gras-” 

“Do all rich people eat such pretentious sounding food? Seriously, what is wrong with just burgers, burritos, and mac n’ cheese?” Phantom said with derision.

“Some people like to experience the finer things in life-” 

“When was the last time you enjoyed a “finer” thing that wasn't the direct cause of flaunting your power?” Phantom asked seriously. “Just one time.”

Lex…. He found himself at a loss. When Was the last time he actually enjoyed food for its taste alone. Most food prepared at the Galas were pretty cardboard at best. The high-end restaurants were better quality, but Lex only went to those as a power display, and even then, it was for a business deal or a ‘relaxed’ meeting of sorts. Even when he is home alone, he would order high value items so the staff wouldn't spread gossip about his ‘actual’ tates to the papers. The cooks he employed were fantastic at their jobs, the food was always flavorful and filling. 

But….

Probably the last time he actually enjoyed a meal was when his younger sister visited. She brought with her some greasy, cheesy mess of a burger wrapped in foil from a truck from the park across the street. She had laughed at his disgusted face and said “If it was good enough for Bruce Wayne and his kid to stand in line for, it's good enough for us!” 

That was about eight years ago.

After that meal, they had fought, and she stormed out. She has only contacted him through email for Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas. 

Lex ordered pizza from his cooks that night.

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[espeonseal]

chibi moeified-kinda characters of silly quirky games

[gallusgremlin]

First I just wanna say I love how you draw all the pizza tower characters i love it!!!!!! Second, may I request fake peppino being fake peppino?

yess