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[ambassadorquark]

i love watching TV shows that absolutely suck and being like "this would be so good if it was good"

[catilinas]

[bumblequinn]

joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

[runawayfuture]

hey bro are u okay. it's just that ur classical guitar motif turned into an electric guitar for a second there. yeah like how the gods are all represented by electric instruments... i just got a little bit worried that you might be abandoning your humanity haha

[staff]

Tumblr Tuesday: Toot Toot Beep Beep

Fast cars. Dicey overtakes. Pit stop drama. Tumblr is in F1 fever, and the fanart is abundant and tremendous. Please enjoy these recent F1 fanart offerings 🏎️ 💨

@thefairyfanartsblog:

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[telephonekisser]

okay we've got forcemasc and forcefem what about forcemachine. forcetech? i'm gonna turn you into an angel made of steel and electricity and you're gonna fuckin like it.

[quintsmachete]

"mid" wife?.....ha, ha......no such thing.

[icemankazansky]

TIL my high school has a Wikipedia page (I learned this via my sister telling me she was watching WWE and did I know one of the champions went to my* high school? No, I did not, but now I have more questions.) This surprised me as my graduating class had fewer than 70 people, and so I ask you:

* My siblings and I attended different high schools.

[inlovewithmypc]

[virtualgirladvance]

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

Mech pilots as a chronic illness metaphor. I would kill the world for you. I need you to help me out of the cockpit. I swear I’m still every bit as useful to you as I was before. We’re going to need to add another drug to the cocktail. You won’t leave me when I finally wash out, right? I don’t get to be normal anymore. I would kill the world for you. I hope I get to try.

[ambassadorquark]

the best britticism is "taking the piss" 100%. no word for this in the president's english

[catilinas]

in the bed straight up snorking it. and by 'it' let's just say. haha. mimimimimimimimimimimimi

[bumblequinn]

organizing a catholic / fighting game themed boy band whose members are named guilty gear, confessional gear, penitent gear, prostrate gear, and the habit

[poleaxewife]

Hey can i rip your wings off? Haha sorry that was wierd. Can i tear your halo from your head? Haha omg that was so random. Can i tear the divinity from your wretched form, removing you from the guiding hand and will of that which made you? Can i supplant your divine spark with wires and cables? Can i replace your golden halo with a golden circuitboard? Hypothetically