#bob's bugers

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Reaction to Advice Things Are Ad-Nice Spoilers

Okay, I should have realized they wouldn't go there because that would probably been too much of a status quo change (though would it have really been though? Come on, if Disney/Pixar movies can do it then you can too you cowards XD!) but I thought Tina was getting her period for the first time. Turns out it was just a butt zit but I'm pretty sure the fakeout was intentional on their part. Poor form Louise, Tina and me are alike. You don't not mess with us when it comes to food, especially food we specifically asked to be saved! XD I was wondering how Tina would get to be part of an advice column when I read the description for the episode. I should have known it was specifically because she was at the right place at the wrong time (or right depending on the perspective) and Mr. Frond was just done with the whole thing. Unfortunately I should have seen it coming that no one wanted to give it a try which made me really sad for Tina. It also felt a bit real for me because I definitely had a few times when I tried to put myself out there to get feedback from others only to get mostly silence. I also felt so much cringe when Louise and Linda used Tina's journal to give her advice to answer. Like, it was so public and how do you expect Tina is going to feel when her private information is out and about?! It was so amusing Bob making it clear he was not supportive in anyway of what they did and was happy to be confirmed right in his stance. lol It all worked out it in the end though I suppose. Tammy why are you like this? As a giant Zekina shipper, I was very happy for the crumbs this episode! X3 Always happy to see Zeke to be the first one to support Tina after her family. Also when Zeke said Tina was full of surprises or something like that felt like to me was basically his way of saying that she just made him like her more than he already did. XD That last part is just crazy shipper brain though. Still always cute to see Zeke be so supportive of Tina even when he didn't know he was supporting her. XD

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League of Burgers: The Bloomies

Annie: And that's why I ditched my brother and sister. Don't look at me with your judgmental, hollow eyeholes. What?! Milio and Isha were a liability. This is a treasure hunt! This is a professional operation!  You would have left them, too. Well, you weren't there, were you? If they're so great, how come they haven't found me yet? Huh? Huh? Huh?!

Milio: Annie!

Isha: Annie!

Annie: (gasps) Down here! (Stammers, groans) Don't, don't, don't, don't! No one likes an I-told-you-so.

Lux: Oh, thank God. We'll get you out, baby!

Jinx: Are you all right, Annie?

Annie: (echoed) We're fine!

Lux: Who's "we"?

Annie: Me and Taff!

Lux: Let's just call the fire department, right? There's no service. I hate this freaking phone, Jinxy.

Jinx: Lux, we're underground. You can't blame the phone.

Lux: What, do you work for the phone company now? Jinx's Phone Company?

Jinx: What, are you going to beat me up?

Annie: Get me out of here!

Jinx: Sorry, Annie.

Lux: Yeah, sorry. I have a cheap phone, so you're going to have to stay in there for the rest of your life.

Jinx: Your mother was arguing about the phone.

Annie: Get me out of here!

Jinx: Okay. Annie, calm down.Listen, you're not in any danger.

(Rumbling and cracking)

Milio: What was that?

Annie: Oh, no. No, no, no, no! 

Lux: Oh, my God. Maybe it's an earthquake.

Milio: Maybe the neighbors are just moving furniture around.

Isha: We should probably pray. Dear Janna, this is Isha from school.

Ollie: I just peed Andy's pants.

Andy: Warm, warm, warm, cold.

(All screaming)

Jinx: Oh, crap. They started the demolition!

Lux: Don't worry, Annie We're going to get you out! How are we going to get her out?

Milio: Maybe we should smoke her out.

Jinx: Annie, are you sure there isn't something down there you can use to climb out?

Annie: Oh, wait! Here's a grappling hook! Oh, and here's an escalator! Silly me!

Jinx: We're about to die, Annie! Do you really want your last words to be sarcastic?

Annie (sarcastically): Nooooo!

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Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Louise Belcher/Logan Bush Characters: Logan Bush, Andy Pesto, Ollie Pesto, Jimmy Pesto, Calvin Fischoeder, Bob Belcher, Linda Belcher, Louise Belcher Additional Tags: Legal Drama, Romantic Comedy, Fluff and Humor, Drabble Summary:

The final two chapters (for now) of my Louigan fanfiction! I’m going to take a break for a while as I wrote everything I wanted to with this fic. 

Logan and Louise have dinner with Logan’s parents in chapter 6, and chapter 7 is my love letter to “Wharf Horse”. 

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Mr.Frond: Thank you all for coming in. I have terrible slash wonderful news, Hormone-iums.Angela has come down with mononucleosis!

Tina: Oh, no, will she be okay?

Mr.Fond: Who knows? But the real news is that to confront this urgent crisis, there will be a special assembly this Friday about the dangers of mono, and I have asked the principal to ask us to perform at it... and he said, wait for it, "Fine." So, this Friday, The Hormone-iums will present our new review, Mona Nucleosis, on the auditorium stage!

All:(gasp)

Mr.Frond: Exactly! I'll hold auditions between Tina and Candy to determine who will temporarily replace Angela as our female soloist.

Candy: Tina can have it. I'm just in this group as a punishment. Wait, what?

Tina: What?

Nothing, congrats, Tina.

Mr.Fron: Okay... congratulations to our new soloist, Tina Belcher.

Tina:(sing-songy)♪ Oh, my God. ♪ I mean, I guess that'd be okay.

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June 20: Happy 57th Birthday to Actor and Comedian Jon Glaser, who provided the voice of the martial artist, mostly in the Brazilian Martial Arts in Capoeira, and Capoeira Instructor over at his studio from the episodes “Sexy Dance Fighting” (2011) and “Sexy Dance Healing” (2016) as the Bob’s Burgers character of Jairo.

[lesbiangummybearmafia]

Why is Bob's Bugers not doing any Holiday episodes this year? Seriously wtf?? I understood last year because of the Strike and everything. However what's their deal with this year? There is nothing keeping them from making the Halloween episode, the epic Thanksgiving episode! So I guess that means we're not getting a Christmas episode either! It's not like they need special planning or something... they draw everything! I'm super disappointed in everyone but the voice actors because this wasn't their choice. Everyone else at Bob's Bugers get it together next year will yo!! Those Holiday episodes have become a tradition to some of us!!!

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As he passed another pine he paused, looking at the bark then at his knife. After a moment of deliberation, he went over and got to work. When he was done, he observed his work for a moment before giving it a satisfied nod and walking away, trudging through the snow. || On the trunk of the tree was a carved heart with a name in the middle of it: TINA

Inspired by @theangrypomeranian ‘s latest chapter of Long Way Home, a Zekina AU. (Cause I have no chill)

[amethysttheanarchist]

Now what about you! What episode makes you happy, what episode makes you cry, favorite episode, least favorite episode, favorite season, least favorite season, and best episode that shows off your favorite character??

You're in luck cause i was already answering this on a different post, haha!

-makes me the happiest

Has to be The Oeder Games. It's just so funny to me and has just idk, I can't help but smile and laugh when I watch it.

-Makes me cry

Definitely didn't cry, but it always pulls at my heartstrings. Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid. It just makes me so sappy to see him not criticized and put down for his love of food and how much Bob loves the fact he's like his biggest fan when it comes to his cooking. Maybe it's a personal thing but I see alot of myself in gene and it just gets to me alot with this episode.

Favorite episode?

It's tied between, The Last Gingerbread House on the Left, Flu-ouise, Bob actually, Glued, Where's My Bob?,,,they all just make me so happy and like, everytime I rewatch them I just get so excited and happy.

Least favorite?

Weekend at Mort's. It along with alot of episodes from season 1 just don't do anything for me. They're all kinda bland

Favorite season?

In case you couldn't tell from my favorite episode, seasons 6 and 7!! They are just peak for me. They showcase the characters well, and if I'm putting bob burgers on for background noise or anything, I turn on those seasons

Least favorite season?

Season 1. It's just very one note for me. Like, where's the complexity of characters and dynamics.

Favorite episode that shows off my favorite character?

Both Fischoeders- how bob saves the wharf. To me, it really showcases the fischoeders relationship with each other

Mickey- dawn of the peck. I'm kinda desperate when it comes to mickey causes he's not in a lot of episodes but this is my favorite episode he's in

Gene- Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid.

Tina- Some Like It Bot. Her feeling weird and wrong for her special interests definitely hit me the hardest and I just feel so seen with her in this episode

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bunger baly

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😭 I HAVENT SEEM THE NEW BB EPISODE NO SPOILERS PLEASEEEE 😭😭😭

[dreamboundedstar]

Lookie here, more lovely art by @drawthething ! I really love how DT draws Willow based on the last commission with her in it, so I asked for more. :3 I'm responsible for all the dialogue. It's just so much fun making dialogue for these two. I don't know if any of this dialogue would be canon if I ever end up making a fanfic with them involved, but they were fun regardless. Even though WIllow will never be canon in Bob's Burgers, she's canon in heart! Just as long they never show Tina and Katie's art teacher, she's canon to me. XD If that happens, I don't know maybe I'll rework her as an oc for an original series. I really do love this character design concept. Anyway, enough rambling. Thank you so much DT and I hope you all enjoy the cuteness! X3

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"you're not gonna jump, are you? i don't think i'm qualified to give ledge talks."

bittie looked up over her shoulder. "nah, i'm not gonna jump," she said, turning back to face the city.

she heard more than saw as pierce moved to sit next to her, legs dangling over the edge if the helipad. they were quiet before he spoke again. "was wondering when this was gonna hit you," he said plainly.

she shrugged. "we had shit to do," she replied.

"didn't help that shaundi was fuckin' hysterical."

"that's sexist."

"man, you know what i mean." he shook his head. "she didn't take it well. i can't believe you held it together."

she turned to look at him, frowning. "what, did you expect me to just fall apart?"

"no. but i expected you to do something. he was your best friend."

bittie looked at him a moment longer, then turned to face steelport again. "we had shit to do," she said again, as if that explained it all. "loren needed to be dead."

"yeah, and after?"

"you saw what pryor did. i couldn't let him get away with that shit."

"boss." pierce waited until bittie turned to look at him. "everyone has to grieve."

she rolled her eyes. "i dunno if you noticed, but that's not really what we do around here."

"you think i didn't pour one out for johnny?" he tched softly. "shit, boss. you knew him for how long? and you think you can just ignore it? that's how you end up like shaundi."

bittie frowned. "finally getting off her ass to do her fucking job?"

"angry at the world." he turned out again, hands folded together loosely between his legs. "we're bangers, boss. we lose people. it comes with the territory."

she was quiet for a beat. "i wasn't supposed to lose him," she said finally, voice softer than before.

"i know. we all thought he was invincible."

"because he was." she shook her head. "i've seen him shot, stabbed, gutted, beaten. he could take anything."

"i know."

"he wasn't supposed to die."

"i know, boss."

bittie didn't want to cry. she'd worked so, so fucking hard to get where she was, and she didn't get there by breaking down. she swallowed hard, forcing her way last the rock in her throat. "he was my only friend, pierce."

"well, then what the fuck am i?"

she looked at him, brow furrowed. "huh?"

"boss, you're my best friend." he looked halfway between confused and... almost insulted. "shaundi, too."

well. at least he'd confused her beyond her sadness. "but... we don't..."

"what, just because we don't get our nails done and have fuckin' sleepovers, we aren't friends?"

"i di--"

"shit, this is why i'm not friends with women, they don't--"

"pierce!" he stopped, looking up at her. she took a breath, then let it out, somewhat shaky. "...thank you."

"for what?"

"i dunno." she shrugged one shoulder. "checking on me. being here."

"...yeah, sure thing, boss." a beat. "you gonna start crying now?"

she sniffed. "yeah, probably. you gonna leave?"

"nah. i can deal."

"cool." she leaned until their shoulders touched, took a breath, and stopped holding it in.

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Thundergirls Leader:Tina?

‭Tina: That's me.

Thundergirls Leader: You're with Meryl in the room at the end of the hallway. She might enjoy it if you read to her because her eyesight is very poor.

Tina: So is mine. That's why I wear these. Hey, that can be our icebreaker.

‭Thundergirls Leader: Mm-hmm.

Tina: Hi.

Joel: Hi?

Tina:Meryl, I'm Tina.Um, I was expecting someone older... and female.

Joel: Meryl's my great-aunt.

‭Tina:Oh.

Meryl: Joel, who is that?

Tina: I'm Tina from the Thundergirls.I'm here to spend a minimum of 45 minutes with you. Maybe I could read to you?

Meryl: Oh, you could read my mail.

Tina: Sure! They don't call me Tina "I can read your mail" Belcher for nothing.

(both laugh)

Meryl: Can I get a different one? Just kidding, j-just kidding. (laughing)You'll be fine.

(both laugh awkwardly)

Joel: Well, I should get going.Thanks again for the birthday check, Aunt Meryl.

Meryl:(singsongy): Don't spend it all in one place.

Joel:(singsongy): I probably will because it's only $25.

Meryl: Joel visits me on his birthday. And I always give him a birthday check.

Tina: My Aunt Gayle sent me a check, but I cannot cash it until she wins the lottery.

Meryl: Oh, that's nice.

Tina: Should we get readin'?"Congratulations!"That's a good start.

Meryl: Well...

‭Tina: Wait."You're eligible for a free trial gym membership."

Meryl: Who's it from?

Tina: Pretty sure it's from a gym.

Meryl: I don't know any Jims. I know Bert. Is that what you were trying to say?

Tina: Why don't I put that one in the junk pile?

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I dunno, I mean, have y'all met your track records? But... whatever, if it means getting out of the house. Setting aside differences for on- and Tina got exposed.

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Flock (2023) [7 min] by Kristina Haidinger, Bob Veltman, David Florian, Theresa Buger and Lukas Schönwiese | Austria

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Luffy learning about the pecking order turkeys have amongst each other (I thought that was just something Bob's Bugers made up but it's real!) and now he's going around headbutting people nose-first so he can be king of the turkeys.

Turns out the actual king of the turkeys is Miski because she will peck the shit out of him if he even looks in her direction.

Miski needs a little coronation ceremony. Gets a little crown, a purple cloak with the white fur trim, and her nails painted all nice and pretty.

Long live the queen