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nitpick7 · 24 days ago

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one time i tried to make a parfies epic au, because like. obviously? odyssey duo, epic au?? it's right there??? and then it completely didn't work, because if parrot is ody (and clearly he is), then wifies should be everyone. wifies should be penelope and eurylochus and polites and athena- and it's possible to find others who can fit those characters? like luigi or dean could be polites, leo could probably be eury, but literally none of them work as well as wifies. (the villains probably wouldn't be wifies but In Light Of Recent Episodes maybe wifies is zeus or something)

also parrot is odysseus bc they're both like. warrior of the mind fits parrot very well, especially considering farlands civ. and he will also kill literally anyone for the sake of Doing What's Right in his mind. they're both kind of bad people, and they know that, and they make selfish decisions and... yeah. but the au can't work because EVERY OTHER CHARACTER SHOULD BE WIFIES. stupid ass codependent fags

#excuse my incoherent rambling this is unfortunately a parrot character analysis disguised as an attempt at another uu au #i need to put him in a jar and shake him around and microwave him he's such an asshole and i hate him he needs to be studied #unstable universe #parrotx2 #wifies #it just just occurred to me that i could use clonefies instead of wifies and just have all the characters be a different clone #but at that point the au has gone off the rails and we've definitely lost the plot

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