#but they're middle-aged men and they are perpetually exhausted
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One more than one occasion, John and Nikolai have went to bed and been under the assumption that the other wants sex and they're totally on board but eventually it just becomes
"Do you want to do this?"
"I'm knackered if I'm honest, but I can-"
"Captain, let's sleep."
Yes, they could have sex and both of them would enjoy it, but becoming a tangle of limbs that snores just seems like the preferable option in the long run.
#captain john price#john price#cod nikolai#nikprice#theyre two busy slightly older dudes theyre tired#and no this isnt me jumping on the price is ancient thing that people do that i despise#but they're middle-aged men and they are perpetually exhausted
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