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s2 gihun with s1 characters PLEASE
wait i love this concept omfg
#TESTING OUT A NEW BRUSH BTW. KINDA FUCKIN WITH IT. lowkey messing with my style too we'll see where it goes#i might do more of s2 gi-hun with the rest of the s1 cast but i wanted to do sae-byeok n sang-woo for sure cuz i thought those were the#most interesting avenues to explore here#for sae-byeok and gi-hun im thinkin abt how they would end up working together since gi-hun now also has trust issues#two black cats fr#maybe they cancel each other out LMFAOOOO#real talk. maybe sae-byeok hangs around his general area lowkey spying on him after he announces hes played before#tryna see if she can gain anything from it#starts wanting to bounce maybe halfway thru the games and figures gi-hun is her best bet? idk#idk bro. just know that sae-byeok and gi-hun are father and daughter in every universe#the reason this ask took a few days to answer is cuz i was literally thinking abt s2 gi-hun with sang-woo all weekend#sang-woo would be TWEAKING bro#s he attracted to gi-hun taking charge and being so serious? yes.#is he also tweaking out because hes Not used to this dynamic between him n gi-hun and also isnt the most knowledgeable person in the room#YES.#he wants to hit but his survival instincts and multiple complexes are screaming at him 💔#he and gi-hun are having a self-loathing off tbh. its not pretty#holy shit this was a yapfest SORRY YOU CAUSED AN EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT INSIDE MY BRAIN#squid game#squid game fanart#seong gi hun#cho sang woo#kang sae byeok#seong gihun#cho sangwoo#kang saebyeok#my art#doodle#fanart#requests
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each time I hear a "lower your standards" or "no one would ever want to be in a relationship like in the movies, wake up" I just think how sad it would be for me to push the desire of love so deep to think it wouldn't be possible,,
I live as a hopeless romantic, sure, but I know love is everywhere,, and I know there must be more people who dream the same,,
#not to get sappy on main but I believe in soulmates#and I do believe love exists for me#the way I feel about love is so sacred#I wont let anyone try to “wake me up:#this is cause I was doing a uquiz btw#LMFAOOOO#about why I am hard to love#told me to lower my standards#but is it really standards??#isn't a pure unconditional love a must??#to love someone even through pain and disagreements?#is it a standard? or do people have lost their hope in love?#¿ cheri talk .ᐟ
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ok so where is the polycule content. enough of the ship war i want to see gwyn x elain x azriel x lucien on my dash PRONTO
#LMFAOOOO what do i even tag this#acotar#I won’t tag ships cause I know better 😭#but I will tag characters. If you send me hate you’re lame#elain archeron#gwyneth berdara#azriel#lucien vanserra
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Please shut the hell up about your insecurities in the jjk tags we don’t gaf
again!! did not mean to add those tags !! just block me if it pisses you off that badly !! also clearly you do care 'cause if you didnt you wouldn't have felt the need to go out of your way to tell me to shut up so
#also ur a coward for sending this anonymously#which also shows you clearly care at least a little#if you didnt care#then you wouldnt go out of your way to hide your identity#CAUSE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SENT THE STUPID FUCKING ASK IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀💀#Is it that hard to block or scroll#you cannot seriously be that chronically online that someone using incorrect tags sends you into a dilemma#why are you literally a 2020 discord mod after someone starts talking in the wrong channels LMFAOOOO#No but seriously shut up#there is no way you care so much about finding your precious smaus that me accidentally using the tag is the end of your world#jjk fans try to touch grass and take showers!!!!#level impossible!!!#ik itll be hard for you but i believe in you (not really)#no hate to other jjk fans#but yall are lwk building a GOD AWFUL rep rn#and thats coming from someone whos very active in the jjk fandom 💀💀#imagine being so delusional and strung up on pretending fictional men are ur boyfriends#that when someone disturbs that#(and ‘disturbs’ is generous considering the fact you arent obligated to pay attention to my posts 💀)#you get pissed of and decide to go out of your way to tell them#this goes to show what kind of life you so obviously lead#when was the last time you left the house be honest#do you turn to the affection of pretend men because real people dont wanna be around your chronically online ass?#dont worry babe#we can tell
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Men only want ONE THING and it's DISGUSTING (Guy who's uour best friend who's always happy to see you who visibly lights up and sparkles when you enter the room who's comstantly looking out for you and doting on yiu just a little bit and making sure you're taken care of and who you trust so mucj so completely that you can share a bath and sleep side by side amd you'rw. Best Friwneds...)

AND YET. AND YET. Moe has something Worse than self-loathing going on. Like this is just denial at this point. And for WHAT (PSYCHOLOGICAL REASONS. IT'S SO DIRE)
#feh#NITPICK TIME. breakfast panel i should have given alfonse more easily stealable food but#i just went w eggs on toast w bacon just cause that's like. one of my staple safe foods LMFAOOOO#maybe imagine a hash brown. i do like hash browns...#i thought i had more nitpicks actually. any off modelness is just perspective/moe wilting and dying in that one shot.#or a consequence of drawing REALLY REALLY TINY. hitting new levels of drawing So Tiny#if i had more room to work with i would have figured out a pose where moe is still holding the bear while being hugged by alfonse#also sorry i drew his meat huge. in that final illust. as if it's my fault...........#anyways whole point of this comic is. moe is so completely cherished and adored. it is surrounded by adoration in that last panel#like. the environmental storytelling of it too. wearing one of alfonse's shirts (stolen) and has The Bear#it is so. so. SO deeply cherished and adored. and yet. it has a very hard time even just daring to believe that.#anyways this comes w the same level of deep embarrassment like i might as well have just posted porn. it's that level#so you have to be extra nice to me.#nothing wrong w that for the record i'm just shy. 🧍#fe alfonse#moe tag#summoner oc#my art#my comics#final nitpick actually i feel like the proportions are a bit off in the last illust... which is a shame bc i love the faces so much#but also moe is just. a small round guy. cursed w the transmasc babyface. many such cases.
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btw just a reminder if any of u are going through or have gone through a bad friendship breakup I have a playlist for that
#come one come all to this tragic affair. the playlist that caused my ex best friend to fucking BLOCK ME ON SPOTIFY LMAOOOO#i didnt even know u could do that#i found out bc i followed one of his old playlists and it kept showing up as 'this playlist is unavailable' lmfaoooo#the sheer pettiness. i have to admire it. it honestly made me miss him a little more lol#just cause its such a hilarious thing to do idk
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👀 period ment in the tags
#looks around suspiciously...ok i think everyone's gone....#opens my mouth to talk about what i was gonna put in the tags of that 'i think togame likes period sex' post#was literally just being raunchy earlier and was gonna say#'i sure hope so cause boy do i have a bloody hole for him!' lmfaoooo i wasnt about to put that shit in someone's post tags thatd be bad#i wanted to have mercy and also im so used to talking in the tags and people not paying attention on my other blog#that im still like “YALL ACTUALLY READ WHAT IM SAYING AND STILL TALK TO ME???”#mari says#im getting waaay too comfy being able to say my silly crazy stuff someone bop me on the nose with a newspaper pls??
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i nneed to make custom derse & prospit themed gameboys immediately
#gray.txt#lmfaoooo what is my PROBLEM#i have BARELY started on the games btw <3<3<3#i seriously need to use free assets and/or Not Be Doing This By Myself#tho idk if being In Charge of something would actually. reduce my stress. LMAO#wheres the ocean post#cause i am really feeling that right now
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Teehee so cute

Making me giggle & kick my feet fr fr
#art#my art#diy#cutout#gta ctw#gta#not gonna properly tag this cause I'm too shy lol#I DO NOT wanna see this on Google LMFAOOOO
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all the times franco colapinto and yn were unhinged on each others socials
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francolapinto this has been such an amazing experience! thank you @/williamsracing 💙
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ynusername post season celebrations starts... now🤭
francolapinto then why are you laying next to me STILL DRESSED?
ynusername ugh men these days... i wont do the work myself silly
alexalbon do you guys realise this is not a private chat?
user1 OMG PLS THEYRE ARE SO CUTE AND DUMB TOGETHER
user2 williams pls pls pls never make them change🙏🙏🙏
user3 I'm gonna miss him so much💔
williamsracing it was a pleasure to have you with us💙
alexalbon good luck mate!💙 (finally all this lack of pr training will stop😍)
ynusername are you sure about this...
alexalbon NO
user4 KELSMBAKAKS SHE'S SUCH A DIVA
user5 yn you will be forever missed.
user6 no more yn and franco comments😔
francolapinto no one can stop us😏
williamsracing 😰
landonorris blocked❤️🔥
user7 it was about time
charlesleclerc hoping I'll see you more around the paddock! 😊




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f1wags_and_gossip recent photos of yn! she looked stunning in NYC💚
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user8 LMAOOO NOT FRANCO IN THE LIKES
user9 he's obsessed 🥲
user10 WHO WOULDN'T??? THAT'S YN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT🙏‼️
francolapinto DAMN RIGHT🤭
user10 OMG FRANCO????
francolapinto mami
user11 ohhh there he is
francolapinto ughhhh why she always looks so good😣😣😣
user12 its not fairrrr
user13 tbh franco is so real cause HAVE U SEEN HER??
francolapinto step on me. run me over. literally do anything you want and I'll still beg for more🙏
f1wags_and_gossip oh!
user14 well that was... specific😀
user15 we listen and we don't judge ☝️
user16 judge? i would let her do way worse things to me😞
francolapinto ^^
user16 LOL AJaAKKAKA FRANCOOO
williamsracing we can't even take a breath without franco causing media scandals
francolapinto again, appreciating my woman shouldnt be a scandal???
alexalbon he'll never understand i fear...😟
user17 PLS STOP AJJAJAJAHAHA



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ynusername second pic is me when he looks at me with those pretty green eyes and asks me if i want to get on my knees for him😇
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user18 oh...
user19 CAPTION IS INSANE
user20 insanely REAL you mean?
user21 oh! that's not...
francolapinto you always make the prettiest expression i cant help it but ask🫣
ynusername awww🥹
user22 GIRL WHY ARE YOU DISCUSSING THE WAY YOU GIVE HEAD HERE????
alexalbon agreed. go somewhere else.
ynusername no❤️
landonorris I THOUGHT I BLOCKED YOU AND THAT THING EWWWW
ynusername dont worry ill block you now🙏❤️
landonorris thank god
user23 lmfaoooo lando is so me rn
user24 can i be blocked too? i cant keep seeing this
yourbestie CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW I FELT OPENING INSTAGRAM AND YOU POPPING ON MY SCREEN HALF NAKED IN FRONT OF MY ALL FAMILY?
ynusername ooooopppppsssieee
yourbestie girl.
yourbestie OMG I JUST READ THE CAPTION WTF IS THAT EW?
user25 literally my reaction
user26 we'll all been there...😔😔😔
francolapinto 🤤🤤🤤
user27 OH HE'S BACK
user28 ffs it wasnt already enough?
francolapinto ai dios mios mami i want you so bad
ynusername you can have me whenever you want baby
francolapinto dont say it twice
alexalbon bleach. i need bleach.
landonorris me too. me too.
charlesleclerc so we all need it, right?
williamsracing yes.




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Howdy hey again! I was just wondering if you would write something with the ETC boys with a reader that’s rich? Like, reader hangs out with them on occasion because they think the boys are funny and will occasionally lend them huge amounts of money or will buy something for the boys because they’re just being nice in general :p - 😈❤️
Awe this is a cute one!!! Thank you so much for requesting!!!💋♥️♥️♥️♥️



Why do I feel like they’d definitely take advantage of you. Like deadass I feel like they’d lowkey only let you around just because you’re rich…
Cause let’s analyze this, these boys aren’t some harmless nerds who don’t really have it all financially. No, these are HARMFUL boys who would lowkey steal their parents money or try to sell off their parents shit in order to have some money to spend on countless of things. So imagine them with a rich friend who will give them money no questions asked.
They’ll need money ALL THE TIME. Like they’d hunt you down immediately if they are low on some fucking limited edition figure that they really want. They are so worrisome like honestly. They may even only talk to you for fucking money…like they don’t give a shit about anything else, all they know is that your rich and you have a shit ton of money.
You on the other hand? Could careless. You don’t care if they only hang around you for money cause when you have a ton of money, you can buy whatever shit you want. But after you already bought the shit you want, now you just kinda have money left over—TOO much money left over. So what do you do? Act like a grandma who constantly gives her grandchildren all the money they want.
You like hanging around with them too, they are funny to hang out with and they have some pretty cool interests. So, on most days you’d get yourself tied with whatever they’re doing that day and after that’s all said and done, you’ll treat them to a fucking shopping spree. It’s really fun for all of you! You love seeing how happy they are with all the stuff they’ve gotten and it just warms your heart. You love it so much that every Friday, you and the boys would head to Joe’s comic shop and spend, spend, spend!
Then some days, you all would go out to eat and get so fucking fat because you could buy everything off the menu.
If yall read the comic, you’d know how I think they all stayed up to watch the Twilight Zone(???) and before that they got all of these drinks and snacks and shit??? Well, let’s just say that you were up in that too. They took you along and you paid for everything before heading to Josh’s house.
Now, let’s say they do something that pisses you off and you put them on fucking punishment. You tell them to not appear on your fucking doorstep and ask for money until they act right…let’s lay out some boundaries cause what?
If this ever happens, after like a fucking day they’d appear at your house and immediately butter you up. Do they actually say the words “Sorry”?? no. But it’s enough to show that they had time to rethink their decisions…
“You’re looking good today on this fine morning!” “…” “Yeah! Did you get a new haircut? Damn it looks good!” “…Okay fine let me get my wallet…” “LETS GO‼️”
Your basically like their fucking Sugar Mama/Daddy LMFAOOOO
#eltingville bill#eltingville jerry#eltingville josh#eltingville pete#the eltingville club#jerry stokes#josh levy#pete dinunzio#welcome to eltingville#bill dickey#pete dinunzio x reader#josh levy x reader#jerry stokes x reader#bill dickey x reader
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oh so they're both unwell. got it 💀
watching caleb's main story and mc wondering how caleb got to her so fast made me laugh a little. at best he already had her coordinates before she sent them and at worst he was already following her back when she was otp w zayne. never putting anything above caleb atp
#LMFAOOOO got it 😭👍🏽#i don't even blame her cause i want to know too#tf was caleb even doing in there#channel: lads
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GIRL......................... suspension of disbelief I know but.
Obviously you can pick out a BUNCH of the dragons as that Is an ongoing trope (dragons aging differently than humans, so they can look younger than they "actually are") (also while I did try to avoid including them to make them more comparable to Nino, I think Flayn can fit in either category for the purposes of The Context -- esp cause her dragon blood is meant to be secret)
Not only do we have Heroes skewing younger (a lot fitting into another trope of What If There Was A Baby Sister) we also have Baby Banner. Where the whole point is they are baby.
LIKE....... maybe I'm speaking way too soon and maybe the whole point IS this will backfire LMFAO, but it IS absurd to be presented with her art (which, def still looks youthful!) and having her say yeah I can pass as a kidnapped child. Which COULD be true! But also what do you mean no one is going to know you're a part of the Heroes. Why is no one fighting her on this. Not even including the dragons there are like a handful of Heroes who fit into her exact vibe. Some even MORE baby than her.
#fire emblem#feh#and that's not even factoring in charas like nyx (who's whole thing is she 'looks younger' than she is)#which. tbh. i personally never saw even in fates. like. that's just a short small woman. they do exist.#and adding to that are the other charas who read as short small women to me like celine (before i knew her in-game age is 17)#and eitri#and also youthful charas who are treated as younger yes but also as full fledged adults in their own right. like lissa#(treatment mostly comes from chrom tbh which is understandable LMFAO)#OH and that's not even looking at all the second gen/child units from awakening/fates/other games that include that#which i think is just genealogy and thracia??? i'm not familiar enough w those titles though#also like. in general. a lot of fe charas who have official ages are teens. nino is 15. i think ike was like 16 in por????#which like! still a kid! but also! idk even what the difference is. is it just that ones a sweet looking girl#and the other is a boy who was trained to kill for as long as he's been alive (very lovingly by the rare good dad in fe)#i mean. i guess that makes a difference.#OH MAN I COULD HAVE INCLUDED LYSITHEA INSTEAD OF FLAYN. ALSO fits the bill perfectly#VERONICA WAS 13 WHEN WE MET HER AND SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN CONSIDERED TO BE A CATEGORY 10 THREAT#SORRY i'm nitpicking like crazy LMFAOOOO but like. the people of askr should not be fazed by anything anymore.#and you would think whoever is causing problems like bandits or what have you. you'd think they'd adapt.#SANAKI. ALSO. WHO IS WHY WE KNOW VERONICA'S AGE ROUGHLY IN THE FIRST PLACE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#okay i swear i'm done now. good by forevwr 👍#fe nino
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royal knight!caleb & princess!reader.
cw ━━ ! minors, ageless, and blank blogs DO NOT INTERACT. reader is written / portrayed as a curvy, thick black woman but you do not have to imagine it that way ! anyone and everyone is welcome to read <3. historical / medieval au so there will be use of language & rhetoric relative to that era ( i.e., aye = yes or indeed . . . . i did my best doing research ). caleb is a high ranking knight in the kingdom they live in and is referred to as 'sir' because of his status. reader is a princess of royal status. mentions / descriptions of blood and injuries, and contains violence sprinkled with a little bit of gore (???). depictions of murder / character death. a liiittleeee bit of religious imagery & references, not sure but adding it just in case. hints at caleb having psychological issues and / or mental instability. kind of yandere(ish) behavior if you squint; caleb is obsessed with & in love with the reader. he is also a wee bit condescending ( not to reader ). instances of caressing ( groping? ) and slow, sweet kisses. veryyy subtle manipulation (?) via intentional omission of the truth. sorry if im exaggerating with these tags lol. directly based off this post i saw a few weeks ago. i tried my best to proofread at 1am pls excuse any errors. let me know if i missed anything!
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notes ━━ ! man…..🚬🚬🚬 i can’t believe i wrote this lmaaaoooooooooo like what. where did this come from even.....anyway hi everyone i’m back with another (short-ish) fic <3 my apologies it's been another two months since my last published work, you know what it is: it takes longer for me to put things out and i wanna make sure i put my best foot forward every time >< but whoop whoop here's to my second fic of the year! as u can see i have gotten into lads during this past month and some change....... and i swear, i really had no intention of writing for any of the guys any time soon, let alone the newest one..... i took a pause from working on my longer projects to write this LMFAOOOO. i honestly thought that if i really did have a burning desire to write about them, my first lads fic would have been about sylus cause he.....anyway i won't go on a tangent about him, but i sincerely hope u guys enjoy this one!!!!!! obviously this is my first time writing for any lads character so pls be kind to me. i also want to apologize if this characterization of caleb is weird or ooc, i haven't unlocked him yet but i have seen a lot of content of his story in relation to the mc, his lore, his voicelines, etc so i hope i did him justice!! reblogs + commentary are HEAVILY appreciated ♡♡♡.

THE SKY REMAINED DARK, BUT a deep navy hue began to seep into the heavens, soon giving way to the dawn; the early hours of the morning was nigh. The castle was silent— obviously, but still eerily so despite the hour. There was a draft that seeped through the miscellaneous cracks of the stone, the shutters, and the windows of the castle that had not been properly shut, and the brisk breeze that flowed inside caressed the walls with a whisper— quiet but forceful enough to sway the small flames of the candles. The unsteady flickering of the flames grazed and dimly illuminated the walls behind them. Upon its surface were fresh stains, which would permanently seep into the stone if not cleaned in time. The stains were red.
It was blood.
In the many corridors of the castle was a figure, trudging through the halls like a corpse that had risen from its resting place, exhaustion weighing down his every step down to the marrow of his bones. He was injured— not gravely enough to make him lose consciousness but enough to reopen the wounds he so haphazardly patched himself before returning to the kingdom.
His chambers in the keep, along with all the other higher-ranked Knights, was on the other side of the castle grounds. He should have made a left the moment the portcullis closed behind his heels so he could at least get patched up again, get some water, and something else for the pain. Instead, the soldier walked straight ahead, onward to the main structure of the castle, down the stretches of its veins, up the stairs– a path he had memorized after spending many a moon traversing it, sometimes without your knowledge.
But he needed to see you, and he was unsure if he would be able to wait until the sun’s ascension in just a few hours time to do so.
The knight was tired, and that slowed him down, but eventually he made it to your private quarters. He made sure to quiet his labored breathing and footsteps as much as he could; the king would have his head before he even made it to your chambers if he were to be discovered.
You laid underneath a thick blanket, the warmth of the fur against your clothed skin protecting you against the brisk cold. As comfortable as you were, however, tonight you had trouble staying asleep. It would greet you kindly, only to slip away from your embrace if you held it too tightly. Your eyelids were half-open, finally on the verge of drifting close again, when an abrupt but muffled thumping noise resounded on the wood of your door.
The sound caused your eyes to snap open with alertness, any waves of sleep that were about to wash over you retreated at the sound. You laid still, absently wondering if you were hearing things, but the noise reverberated in the air again, then three times— it was soft, as if the source of the sound was being careful not to be too loud.
As the sleepiness of the late hours continued to melt away, you began to remember what day it was, and your pulse quickened as a result.
He should have returned today, you thought. But could it be? It cannot possibly…
And yet, that possibility is what tugged your body forward to sit up and straight, and slide your legs out from underneath the layers of blankets. That possibility is what led you to slide your bare feet into your slippers, and move to swing the long, woolen robe on top of your nightgown. That possibility is what pulled you to the thick door of your chambers, and opened it by an inch to peek through the cracks.
The relief and subdued elation you felt when you saw the familiar features of Sir Caleb’s visage on the other side washed over you.
But that feeling faded as quickly as it came when you noticed the state Sir Caleb was in. While it wasn’t abnormal for him to have a deep scratch or a bruise somewhere, he looked . . . worse, somehow. And whatever it was seemed to reach deeper than just his physical injuries.
Without exchanging any words or outwardly questioning him, you carefully— for he winced at nearly every graze of your fingers on certain areas— led him into your room, allowing him to use your body as a crutch. Caleb let out strained puffs of air, both in relief that he didn’t have to carry the weight of his own body alone anymore, and with increasingly dwindling self-restraint.
He had hardly stepped foot in your bedchambers before; only about four steps past the threshold of the doorway at most, out of fear that his mere presence when he visited in your absence would become a noticeable, tangible thing. Like you’d be able to sense if he ventured too far in for too long, too many times.
Everything smelled like you. Your unique flowery scent was almost palpable with how it clung to every surface of your living space, even the air itself. The contrast between the fleshy softness of your body pressed against the cold, angular ridges of his armor was enough to make his breath catch in his throat and his pulse to miss a beat.
“M…milady.” Caleb croaked, his throat significantly lacking moisture to the point it almost ached to speak. At this point, the remaining strength in the knight’s body had become completely nonexistent; the sword he didn’t even have the strength to place back in its scabbard tumbled from his loosening grip onto the ground, the sound sharp and uncomfortably punctating.
“Sir Caleb”, you gasped, your grip tightening on whatever area of his stocky, towering figure you could reach. Both the suddenness of the sound of metal colliding with stone and your delayed realization of how serious his injuries were pulled your nerves all the more taut, the worried furrow in your brow growing more prominent.
Caleb’s legs gave out next, all while his heavier form still partially hung from your sleep laden frame. His arm slipped from around your shoulder as he descended to his knees, the movement clumsy enough to slightly throw you off your balance. The room was still dark enough that you did not readily see nor notice the blood that now permeated the folds of your nightdress.
The honorable knight— who did not quite look so on his knees like this— absentmindedly grasped at your calves, pulling another surprised noise from the back of your throat. It was as if making physical contact with you would steady his mind that swirled endlessly with fragmented thoughts, stained with the dark horrors that crawled from the depths of his subconscious, and keep him tethered to the plane of consciousness. The blood loss would soon catch up to him.
Silence descended upon your room, save for Caleb’s ragged breathing and your quiet, frayed inhales. He still held onto your lower legs like it was his lifeline, the mesh underside of his metal gauntlets sending a subtle shiver with each miniscule movement he made, but you did your best to silence any hitch in your breath or twitch in your muscles. Worry still festered underneath your skin, so much so that you were afraid if you moved, or even spoke, that Caleb might fall apart at your feet, considering his current state.
“Milady…” Caleb tried again, his voice still rough but a muted veneration was present underneath his words, as if your title was the beginning of a prayer. It was a thought that spurred another shudder to crawl across your flesh. “Milady, I have returned. The war with the kingdom to the east—Havencroft— is over now.”
The knight turned his head slightly so that his cheek was resting on the fat of your thigh, your nightdress being the only barrier between his skin and yours. Another stain of crimson leapt from the side of his face that rested on your leg to your clothes, but you could not see it from this angle. Caleb almost resembled a wounded animal, marking the territory that was once his after enduring an attack– not much for your sake, but purely for his own, as a reminder of sorts.
Even through the linen, you could feel the uneven puffs of warm air from his mouth fan across that small area on your thigh. Like a magnet attracted to a metal of the opposite affinity— a force yet to be explained or explored— your palm gravitated towards the knight’s armored shoulder. Whether it was an action of acknowledgement and commendation, to silently urge him off his knees, or as a means to steel yourself was unclear even to you.
“The enemies… have been defeated.” Each syllable felt delayed, each word tumbled from Caleb’s lips like a wispy trail of smoke from burning incense, and the casual hold you had on his steel shoulder imperceptibly tightened when you felt his gloved hands trail up the back of your legs. His movements were slow—almost reluctant and experimental— but deeply rooted in reverence, as if this was the first and last time he would be able to touch you so boldly.
The knight below knew better. He was well aware that his actions more than just bordered on bold, they fully reveled in it�� embraced it, even. But he was having a significant amount of trouble caring enough to stop himself. It was always a difficult task reasoning with the thing that resided in the folds of his unconscious— especially and specifically when it came to you.
Caleb awaited you to halt the soft caress of his palms, either verbally or by action, but neither came. You were rendered silent, breath slightly restrained as you stared down at him from on high, your palm still resting upon his armor. A part of you was swayed by the currents of curiosity to see what he’d do next, just to see what might happen you allowed this moment to persist a bit longer.
And the other part…might have enjoyed this. It might have enjoyed the sight, the sound, the sensation of his iron skin, the subtle yet unknown metallic aroma that washed over your senses, mixed with his signature musk.
So he resumed, both his movements and his speech, which were languid and slowed. “Those that wished… to do harm to the kingdom, to you…They have been slain.”
The way his head shifted against your leg was like a cat nuzzling itself against its human companion. The weight of his body pressed upon you like this was even a bit endearing, and it began to melt your heart. Caleb’s hands glided from the backs of your knees down to the base of your ankles, only to carefully ascend back up the valleys and shores of your legs. In his ascent the hem of your dress got caught in between the gaps of his fingers, causing it to steadily rise like a curtain and expose the bare, supple brown skin hiding beneath it.
His touch was so gentle, like dragging the sharpened edge of a knife against one’s skin in fear of accidentally cutting it. As someone who has done so much damage and has scarcely been shown this kind of gentleness, it was a bit jarring to see himself embody it so naturally. “...The lot of them. I made sure of it.”, he continued, the knight’s noble heart raced so frantically about his chest, he thought it might reverberate and echo against his chest plate if it were to beat any more intensely.
Even with the sizable gauntlets weighing down his hands, Caleb was still able to tell just how delicate and cushiony your flesh was, and he released a barely-there, shaky exhale of his own when his fingers lightly clenched around it. If he didn’t know any better, he might have thought he was on the brink of death and was kneeling before the gates of heaven.
It was nearly impossible for you to distinguish the sensation of the carmine substance being smeared against your bare skin with each inch Caleb caressed, because your nerves had put all its effort into focusing on his breath fanning across your legs and the cold surface of his armor. At some point, the hand laying on his shoulder levitated to rest atop his head instead, the area unadorned without his helmet; a shiver rolled down the knight’s spine at the gesture. Sweat dampened the rich, umber strands of his hair, and the heat radiating from the crown of his head rivaled the one building underneath your face and chest.
“The army of the east kingdom, boasting numbers of over eight-thousand men, have all…. fallen. All of their strongest knights…”
Caleb’s words sounded a bit muffled as his mouth was slightly pressed against your leg, his pillowy lips continued to trail across the expanse of increasingly exposed limbs, “...their battalions, their village militia units…”
By this point, Caleb’s strong sense of rationale, his logical consciousness that usually never steered him wrong had finally caved in on itself. The void that it left in its absence would now be filled and controlled by the iniquitous thoughts that plagued him day in and day out. Such immoral, perhaps unhealthy, thoughts that always had you at the front and center of it all.
“...Even the gentry. Witnessing them …attempting to wield a polearm was almost pathetic. I would have pitied them, but one way or another, they would have attempted to harm you and our kingdom in some way, at some point…”
There was a brief pause, the surface of his parted lips and that of his artificial armor took turns savoring the feel and smell of you, even being so brash as to place tender almost-kisses across your thigh. You gasped silently at that, and the reflexive clench of your fingers in the tufts of his hair brought forth something of a purr that vibrated in the back of his throat. Embedded within that imperceptible purr in his deep voice lurked something more dangerous you did not notice— sharp, like having a dagger pressed against one’s jugular.
“And I cannot allow that.”
Caleb continued to murmur about his achievements of war into your chestnut-tinted skin as if he were talking directly into it and not you— as if it were actively listening. And with the way your nerves sparked and crackled with each syllable he pronounced, you could easily become convinced that it was.
Aye, he could not even pretend to spare an ounce of compassion for Havencroft’s gentrymen, or their local militia, their skilled battalions and armies, nor their most honorable knights. Not after their plans and intentions were discussed amongst the king’s council just months prior, which served as the reason why he and the rest of the kingdom’s army were dispatched there in the first place.
Swine, the lot of them.
The same could be said for his own king’s council members— your father’s most trusted political companions and advisors— that had the gall to speak ill of and scheme against the king and his realm.
The balls to speak ill of you when they believed there were no listening ears around; about how your future ascent to the throne would be this kingdom’s downfall, about how His and Her Majesty should have tried for more children in hopes of a young lad.
He could only thank the gods that he returned from his knightly travels when he did, for the dark-haired soldier knew within seconds of overhearing such idiotic arrogance what his next course of action should be.
Like some kind of cunning animal whose only purpose was to hunt and kill, Sir Caleb watched and waited for the opportune moment to present itself before closing in to strike. And that moment arrived when he realized the two men were making their way to the western-most side of the main castle, where the kitchen and laundry rooms were located. He sneered at how clever they thought they were being, choosing that specific place because they were aware most of the help and servants had retired for the evening.
Without a moment’s hesitation, when he had heard enough drivel, he attacked, administering two swift but fatal slashes to their vital points— one for each man. The pain from moving like that when his injuries had been previously reopened nearly caused his legs to buckle, but he remained steady and quick. This had to be quick, for it would be troublesome if they made noise or if he was too sloppy with his timing and execution. Blood splattered on the nearby walls from the sheer force of his swing, the blade cutting through the councilmen like a cleaver cutting through a slab of tender meat. He made a note to himself to come back and clean any remnants that remained later.
The councilmen fell to their knees, staring and cowering from Sir Caleb in confusion, shock, and unadulterated fear at the realization that their lives might end that very night, and that someone might have heard them.
Surely they blathered on in hushed voices, demanding to know the meaning behind his actions, begging for the knight to spare their lives, frantically questioning him if he had heard them say anything particularly controversial. But Caleb paid no mind and did not bother responding. All he did was stare at them, his eyes as empty as a weathered piece of parchment with no ink on it, his salmon-colored lips resting in a straight line that spoke nothing of his true thoughts.
Caleb’s gaze alone deeply unsettled them, for they had never seen him look like that before.
On his honor as a knight, Caleb would die before he let any harm— relative or distant, real or perceived, indirect or direct— fall upon you if it was in his power to prevent it. Because not only did he pledge his allegiance to the ruler of this land, but to you as well. And in performing his obligatory duties as a knight— guarding you from near and far, being graced with your kindness, your wit, your smile—it was inevitable that he would fall in love with you at some point along the way.
And wasn’t it a good thing, a true virtuous thing, a normal thing to do what you can for the one they loved? To keep them safe?
And so, with that resolve embedded in his heart, the knight Sir Caleb would do what he could, and did what he must when the steel of his blade at last collided with the mens’ uvula. The last thing those so-called loyal councilmen saw was his void eyes, and the slightest upturn in the corner of his lip.
But you need not worry or be privy to the gritty details. All you needed to know was that he fulfilled his duty in protecting you, in protecting this kingdom you loved dearly and would govern someday. He would see through this role until the day he could no longer.
Aye, you did not need to know that the blood that had now seeped into the fabric of your pretty lilac nightgown and smudged on his face was fresh; you did not need to know that in some other part of this very castle, two people that had been around since your youth had drawn their last breath, never to be seen again; you did not need to know that the faintest hint of guilt and regret for his actions was snuffed out the moment his eyes met your visage. You did not even need to know of the tender affection that he harbored for you– at least, not yet. A separate time for that should arrive soon, he would pray on it.
And now, all Caleb needed was to hear it from you. That you were proud of him.
“I hope my efforts in battle were satisfactory to you, milady. That my efforts …in keeping your safety and interests of the monarchy at heart pleases you.”
The knight's lips continued to drag across your skin in a lackadaisical manner, its touch at some point turning into undeniable kisses— pecks so light and fleeting you could have imagined it.
But you weren’t. You knew it to be so because the phantom sensation that was left behind after each one was as real as the ground you stood upon.
You were indeed proud of the knight before you, on his knees revering you with his mouth like you were some kind of holy thing that might disappear into thin air. For all of his years here, you have seen the scrapes, the faded scars on his ungloved hands, a limp in his gait or a straggle in his step, and you felt sympathy for him. You sympathized with him for having to sustain a number of different injuries in the name of your kingdom and its values. But seeing him hurt also inspired a great deal of gratitude within you, and you always made sure to take time at night before you fell asleep to thank the Lord above for uniting your paths– even though the two of you were on slightly different social standings. You secretly hoped that one day, that fact might change.
This is why you had no problem in saying that, “From what you have told me, Sir Caleb, your endeavors in battle are indeed quite….satisfactory to me,” Your words were momentarily interrupted with a sound that sounded suspiciously close to a pleasurable sigh, your fingers absently combing through his hair as you continued to speak, “So I must thank you, for doing your duty so well, and apologize that you were so badly wounded in the name of this kingdom. I truly appreciate all that you do.”
The words of sincere gratitude that spilled from your plush lips only excited the muscle beating wildly in Caleb’s chest, and they were enough to spur his heavy hands to glide higher underneath your gown, moving to the backs of your thighs once again. As his lips persevered in its affectionate assault of your legs, his palms mindlessly cupped the full roundness of your buttocks and gave it a slight squeeze, effectively losing himself in the suppleness of your curved body.
His name, without the proper prefix, was about to fall from your tongue, but you swallowed it down in exchange for something else. “This kingdom is— I am quite fortunate to have someone so capable…so strong and valiant at our disposal. Thank you, Sir Caleb, you have done well.”
And that was all it took for a quiet groan to be pulled from Caleb’s throat. A part of him hoped you didn’t hear it, he was already behaving so shamelessly.
But another part hoped that you did, so maybe then you’d realize without him having to potentially embarrass himself how much he cared for you, craved you, and impacted him so deeply.
“Thank you, milady. You are too gracious to me. I am unworthy of your praises, but will humbly accept them.” One palm resumed its directionless roaming to map out your lower body while the other remained on buttocks, interrupting his own reply by offering your skin doting, airy kisses in between. His reddish violet eyes were somewhat hooded when his gaze flickered up to look at you once more.
“I will continue to do my utmost…to serve you and your kingdom.... to the best of my ability.”

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What do think Jin woo would react to ~~current husband~~ trand
It think it would be so hilarious 😭
LMFAOOOO OKAY LISTEN i feel like jinwoo is already giving S/O this 😑 look the second she hits the record button and switches on the livestream (my man HATES social media omg) but he says nothing and sits down like a good boi cause he loves her (but pls don't torture him like this my man would rather clear a dozen S-rank gates than do anything tiktok related)
so he's sitting there on the couch like "😑" probably muttering "get me out of here" internally but his wife looks cute and excited so he kinda goes "☺️" but like only for a split second (cause he still hates tiktok)
and then the wife goes "okay so i'm gonna play a game with my current husband" and at first he just goes blank no thoughts behind his eyes but then
"wait 🤨"
"what?"
"what did you just say?"
"i said we're gonna play a game"
"no what did you call me?"
"my husband"
"oh" he's still unconvinced but like maybe i heard it wrong "okay"
wife goes back to the camera: "okay so i'm gonna play a game with my current husband"
jinwoo, grabbing her wrist: "wait no stop you're doing it again"
wife, pretending to be clueless: "what?"
"your current husband? current husband? 🤨"
she shrugs "are you not my current husband?"
"i'm your only husband 😠 your eternal husband 😠 you're stuck with me forever 😠😠😠"
wife's about to laugh (he's lowkey being dramatic it's so cute): "o...kay. but you are my current husband. like as in now—"
"i don't like that word 😠 call me your husband 😠"
she turns toward the camera, grinning: "okay so i'm gonna play a game with my curr—"
"okay show's over"
from the camera's pov you can see jinwoo snatching her by the waist, lifting her over his shoulder and carrying her somewhere as she's giggling out "jin, put me down!"
"not until you learn your lesson"
beru then shows up, looking at the camera with his head tilted
"ah, lo and behold! this be the fabled TikTok, the enchanted scroll of endless folly they so oft whisper of in hushed tones! aye, I, Beru—majestic Shadow, and connoisseur of tales—shall unleash mine own treasury of wisdom upon thee, ye mortals! gird thy loins and lend me thine ears, for I shall regale thee with my most exquisite top ten recommendations of historical dramas!"
#and the livestream goes on for another hour with beru just YAPPING non stop#and you can somewhat hear muffled moans in the background HAHAHAHFANSDFJKLSD#kana answers stuff#solo leveling#sung jinwoo#sung jin woo#headcanons.jinwoo#jinwoo x reader
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Little kid megumi has never had anyone dote on him in his life the way you do. Something he’s come to love is cuddling up against your chest and snuggling when satorus out on missions cause he knows you miss satoru (it gives him an excuse to why he does it 🙄🙄 but we all know he just loves it). Also the love and warmth he feels always leaves him with his ears turning red and embarrassed.
One time, however, he walks out of his room to see you asleep on satorus chest after an exhausting day. Megumi walks right up to satoru with a scrutinizing gaze and he asks “what are you doing?” 😭😭
Satoru Just stares at him and says “cuddling with y/n what does it look like?”
Megumi stares at him in disgust and then proceeds to climb up on the sofa. The movement lightly wakes you up and you see megumi and proceed to turn so he can snuggle into your chest. Satoru was left as the big spoon and dumbfounded. Megumi looks up at satoru and just smirks as he cuddles his head into your neck.
They constantly get jealous of eachother over you it’s so funny. ESPECIALLY SATORU.
Satorus talking about this to you and pouting “he has a crush on you I swear”
And you’re just like 😭 “he’s a child satoru, you’re really getting jealous over a child??”
And he just pouts more LMFAOOOO
#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#ackermans-angel#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru x you#gojo satoru headcanons#satoru x you#satoru x reader#gojo x you#gojo x reader#fushiguro megumi#megumi fushiguro#baby megumi#7 year old megumi#jjk megumi#megumi jjk#jjk gojo#gojo jjk#gojo and megumi#jjk satoru#jujutsu satoru#jujustu kaisen#levi ackerman#dad!gojo
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