#charlie baker drabble

[daylighted]

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤlazy mornings . . . charlie baker.

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"shh," charlie whispers in your ear, each of the shallow thrusts between your pressed together legs enough to make the rickety bed shake against the wall. "gotta be quiet for me, alright?"

quiet was a word you weren't sure that anyone in the baker family knew the meaning of. outside of his closed and locked door, you could hear his siblings chasing each other down the halls, doors slamming and creaking open, voices coming and going.

charlie was used to it, you knew. impossible not to be. but that didn't make it any less nerve wracking to have the pressure of silence on your shoulders, lest one of his siblings catch wind that he was awake, and try to barge in.

his arm tightens around your chest, tugging you back into him, each shift of his hips grinding further into you. he was still tired, his movements lazy, but he always knew how to make you squirm.

your lips part in a shuddering breath, and his other hand atop your mouth loosens a little, his cheek nuzzling into the side of your neck. "sorry," he says, pressing little kisses on your skin, his morning voice rough against the smooth column of your throat.

you try to whisper back to him, but your words are caught there, right beneath his lips, and instead, all you can do is press your head backwards again, further into the warmth of his chest.

charlie shifts a little, moving you along with him, and the bed creaks a little too loudly, his cock stilling inside of you. listening, and waiting, for any sign that his family heard him starting to stir. your breath joins your words in your mouth, lodged behind every sound that wants to come out.

"i think it's okay," you whisper into his fingers, pressing a kiss to one of his fingertips in the process. one of your hands drops down to his thigh to urge him on, nails scraping lightly on the warm skin. "i think─"

"charlie?" mr. baker's voice is as loud as a gong in your ears, your words stuttering off into nothing at the sound of it. "you finally awake?"

charlie buries his face into your neck, letting out a sigh just for you. and to your horror, a smile, too, just for you, as he starts to push inside of you again. "go away, dad," he calls over your shoulder.

your heart is in your throat already, but it pounds at the rattle of the doorknob. thank god charlie locked it last night. thank god some things could stay secret in a house of fourteen.

"why is your door locked?" mr. baker asks, and he's still rattling the knob as if it'll loosen the bolts inside and magically open, and charlie is still slowly rocking his hips in your wet heat, and you think you might just die, really.

charlie's arm tightens around your stomach, pulling you against him all over again, this time in rhythm with each deeper push into you. his other hand clasps around your mouth again, like he can sense it, the way your lips start to shudder and the dam in your throat starts to break. "because i wanted t'actually try and sleep in, for once," he says finally, and maybe you're paranoid, but his voice sounds more gravelly than before, strained at the edges.

mr. baker can't meet you for the first time like this. with charlie buried inside of you, and you naked in his son's bed.

your nails dig into charlie's leg in warning. his palm curls around your waist in silent answer. still, he doesn't stop.

"you should know by now that sleeping in is not something that happens in this family," mr. baker laughs through the door, rapping his knuckles against it. "c'mon. up n' attem. breakfast's gonna get cold."

charlie groans again in your ear. another sound just for you. no words were being spoken but it was almost like a conversation, anyways. "m'coming, alright?"

"alright, kid," mr. baker says, and for a second, it's quiet again. there's just the sound of your muffled breaths into charlie's palm, and his soft noises pressed behind your ear. but things were never so easy in the baker house. "hey, isn't your girlfriend coming by this afternoon?"

charlie doesn't answer. heat coils in your lower stomach, snapping and biting in warning, your breaths coming out more frantic. again, you can feel charlie's smile quirk against your skin.

his thrusts slow, each one more deliberate as he stretches out your fluttering walls to fit him. "yeah," charlie finally answers, his arm firmly around your waist, holding you tight as you fall apart, the hand around your mouth loosening, "yeah, she's comin'."

you have enough sensibility to not make a sound as your body shakes with the force of your pleasure. you also have enough sensibility to elbow charlie in the ribs for what he says.

"good, good," mr. baker hums.

charlie pushes one more time inside of you, harder than the last, as his cock twitches, coating your walls with the thick white beads of his cum. he presses one more kiss into the crook of your shoulder before he goes lax behind you, tugging you back into his arms.

mr. baker's voice starts to fade, becoming more distant, but not far away enough for you not to hear his final utterance of, "henry says she's lovely."

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this is very niche. so i am dedicating it to the two pookies i KNOWWWW will get it. @deansbeer & @titsout4jackles this one's 4 u.

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moodboard for @sabrinasopposite “drinks or coffee” fic series because i can’t stop thinking about them

(links to the fics: part 1 , part 2 , part 3)

college!charlie baker x photographer!reader

[sabrinasopposite]

moodboard for ‘drinks or coffee’ charlie cause @alelo23 said he in his espresso era

[mimiunfiltered]

Masterlist

Hi, I am so excited to be posting this! I hope this makes it easier for everyone to find their favorite characters and the stories they'd love to read! I would love to announce that my ask/request box IS open and I will write for any of the fandoms listed. I will write smut, fluff, angst (if not too triggering), and maybe make a series! I will also write for any and all characters from these fandoms. With that being said I hope you enjoy this list and find it useful!

Started: Feb. 12, 2025 Last Updated: Feb. 23, 2025

Twisters (2024)

Smut

Embarrassment (Scott Miller)

Road Trip (Scott Miller)

Grumpy Girl (Scott Miller)

Night Routine (Scott Miller)

Fluff

5 a.m. (Scott Miller)

Angst

DC Universe

Smut

Fluff

"Wow, you're big!" (David Corenswet!Clark Kent)

A New Turn On? (Clark Kent x Curvy!reader) (ask/request)

Angst

Gilmore Girls

Smut

Fluff

Coffee Girl (Luke Danes)

Angst

Call of Duty

Smut

Fluff

Thunderstorm (Daddy!John Price)

Angst

Cheaper by the Dozen Series

Full House (Charlie Baker)

Fuller House (Charlie Baker)

Heartstopper

Smut

Fluff

First Sleepover (Charlie x Nick x Fem!Reader)

Angst

Other fandoms I'd love to write for and/or have things planned for include:

I will also preface that this list will grow.

Once Upon A Time Marvel Bones Teen Wolf The Rookie Shameless Shadowhunters Community

I have the right to decline or refuse any request asked of me if I don't feel comfortable writing it.

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warnings: mdni, 18+, read warnings for each fic!!! here's where i share my favs from imagines to full on series. i've read pretty much all of these at least twice. ♡ will be updated frequently! make sure to check out my works too! last update: 03/28/25

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one shots

♡ ex-bf!rafe breaks in through your window - @rafesangelita

♡ mean!rafe + dacryphilia - @sweetproclivity

♡ diet pepsi - @littlelamy

♡ champagne problems - @rvfecamerons

♡ new year's rockin' eve (bodyguard!rafe) - @rafescvntyclubgf

♡ wake up in the mornin’ and to your smell - @itneverendshere

♡ hands-on lesson - @sweet4rafe

series

♡ heartbreak:live  - @zyafics (smau)

♡ honeymoon - @rafesangelita

♡ bar down - @rafescvntyclubgf (smau)

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ charlie baker

one shots

♡ lazy mornings - @daylighted

♡ my boy’s a mechanic! - @daylighted

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ smallville clark kent

one shots 

♡ taking it all - @soangelbaby

♡ summer heat - @deansbeer

drabbles

♡ she just went to heaven and back - @hanasnx

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oneshots

♡ touch tank - @nereidprinc3ss (came out on my bday <3)

♡ relax - @nereidprinc3ss

♡ hard bargain - @nereidprinc3ss

♡ squirting - @hanasnx

series

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ dean winchester and co.

oneshots

♡ i was made for lovin you - @bejeweledinterludes

series

♡ all the good girls go to hell (stepuncle!dean) (stepdad!sam) - @cockslutpadalecki

drabbles

♡ diddle that skittle(soldier boy)- @littlesoulshine

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oneshots

series

♡ severance (1/4) - @punani

♡ coalescence I: midnight (2/4) - @punani

♡ coalescence II: before dawn (3/4) - @punani

♡ coalescence III: daybreak (4/4) - @punani

♡ his koala bear (dark!steve rogers x eventual dark!reader)- @kinanabinks

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚misc

oneshots

♡ seeing is deceiving (salesman, squid games) - @willyoubemycherryy

♡when pope doesn’t want to hit you during sex - @rafesangelita

♡ snowball! (stepbro!ushijima wakatoshi) - @toshisdecadence

series

♡ the penthouse (multiple c. evans and s. stan characters) - @kinanabinks

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Destiel Trope Collection 2024 | Day 24: Fluff

Animal | @ididitallofitforyou Rating: General Word Count: 1,014 Main Tags/Warnings: Fluff, Established Relationship, Kid Fic Summary: Cas and the kids stumble over a pet adoption event

The Bliss | @blessyoushondahurley Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 1,223 Main Tags/Warnings: established relationship, domestic fluff, halloween Summary: A fluffy domestic day in the life of a happy, settled, married, post-hunter Dean Winchester and family.

Kiss it better | @tami-ryver Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 1,332 Main Tags/Warnings: Season/Series 09, Human Castiel (Supernatural), Human Castiel in the Men of Letters Bunker (Supernatural), Sick Castiel (Supernatural), Caretaker Dean Winchester, Fluff, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Cuddling & Snuggling, Cuddling Castiel/Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester Takes Care of Castiel Summary: Cas is sleeping soundly, and Dean tries his forehead; it's not as hot as it was before. He let out a breath he didn't know he was holding and smiles. Cas is indeed in good hands, and Dean is going to make sure he is healthy as soon as possible. Because if there is one thing he doesn't like, it's when the people he loves are in pain. Wait, loves? He loves Cas? Oh. Oh.

Early Morning | @ididitallofitforyou Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 1,378 Main Tags/Warnings: Fluff, Post Canon, Boys Kissing, Established Relationship, Retired Dean and Cas, Baker Dean, Bookstore Owner Cas Summary: When Dean’s alarm goes off, he quickly silences it and groans as he falls back against his pillow. Before he can talk himself out of bed, Cas rolls over and snuggles up against him, head on his shoulder, arm around his waist. Dean leans down to nuzzle Cas’ hair as he slowly rubs his hand across Cas’ back and shoulder. How did he - Dean Winchester, hunter extraordinaire, the guy with nothing but a GED and a give ‘em hell attitude - get so lucky as to end up here? Married to his not-quite-an-angel-anymore, best-friend-turned-love-of-his-life. He’s so goddamned happy he doesn’t know what to do with himself sometimes. Dean huffs an incredulous laugh and shakes his head. He’s got to get moving or he’s going to be late.

loving on island time | @deancaskiss Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 2,015 Main Tags/Warnings: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Kissing, Boys Kissing, French Kissing, Originally Posted on Tumblr, Cross-Posted on Tumblr, Established Relationship, Established Castiel/Dean Winchester, Married Castiel/Dean Winchester, Anniversary, Day At The Beach, Beaches, Sunsets, Road Trips, POV Castiel (Supernatural), Surprises, Surprise Kissing, Flirting, Castiel/Dean Winchester Flirting, Romance, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Roses, Alcohol Summary: Cas slipped a note into the handle of Dean’s coffee mug, set it on the bedside table, and placed a kiss against Dean’s temple. 'Let’s go on a road trip. I’ll drive.’

Hot & Cold | @macy2me Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 2,064 Main Tags/Warnings: Established Relationship, Domestic Fluff, Marriage Proposal, Castiel Proposes Marriage to Dean Winchester, Established Castiel/Dean Winchester, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Human Summary: When Dean accidentally finds out that there is an engagement ring hidden in the house, he plays a game of Hot & Cold with Cas to find it. Short fic created as part of the Love & Winchesters birthday drabble exchange.

Fairy Cake Shop | @verobatto Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 2,546 Main Tags/Warnings: Fantasy, love at first sight, fairy!Dean, human!Cas, modern setting Summary: Dean, Charlie and Benny are unpaid fairies working for Fairyland collecting human's emotions like pearls. To do this work, they run together a cake shop that fullfils human's good wishes. One day Dean meets Castiel, a widower father, and his life changes for ever.

The Starlight | @Velvethopewrites Rating: General Word Count: 3,803 Main Tags/Warnings: Meet-cute, AU, shy!Cas, awkward!Cas, fluff, bartender!Dean, human AU, pre-slash Summary: A cold and rainy night brings two people together.

The Way to a Man's Heart (In a Blizzard) | @thefandomsinhalor Rating: General Word Count: 4,344 Main Tags/Warnings: Neighbors AU, Dean Has a Crush on Castiel, Snowed In, Baker Castiel, Sweet Dean, Happy Ending Summary: Determined to spend the weekend on his own as a snow storm hits the city, Dean may change his mind when a handsome neighbor knocks on his door. Propositioning him with delicious food, no less.

One Way Mirror | @starstiels Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 5,312 Main Tags/Warnings: outsider pov, fluff, didn't know they were dating, protective dean, protective castiel, episode: s12e01, episode: s12e02, cas and dean use their words Summary: When Mary comes back from the dead, she didn't expect her 4-year-old to be 37. She also didn't expect him to be a hunter and married to an angel. AU where deancas are just slightly more openly affectionate and Mary immediately assumes they're married.

The Royally Unexpected Jollification of Two Princes | @thefandomsinhalor Rating: General Word Count: 6,096 Main Tags/Warnings: Royalty AU, Friends to Lovers, Happy Ending, Temporary Meg/Castiel, Helpful Sam Summary: Prince Dean has a lot of feelings to sort out when he hears the unexpected news that best friend Prince Castiel is engaged. Unsure if he’s upset about not having been told the news by his own friend—or perhaps because of another elusive reason—he plans on clarifying the situation. Good thing his friend is set to arrive at the castle on that very afternoon, unaware that an important discussion is awaiting him.

Their Own Personal Eden | @thisisapaige Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 7,394 Main Tags/Warnings: Canon Divergence After Episode: s15e19 Inherit the Earth, Gardener Castiel, Gardener Dean Winchester, Inspired by Draft Script for Episode: s13e06 Tombstone, Language of Flowers, Fix It Summary: Years ago, Dean lost Cas and spread his ashes across a meadow with a windmill, a brook, and a garden. Years later, Dean loses Cas again and returns there to plant flowers in his honour. One day, while Dean lies in the meadow now full of forget-me-nots, a portal opens and Cas returns. With the help of soil, seeds, and the language of flowers— and perhaps a little meadow miracle— Dean and Cas learn how to navigate their relationship in the new, Chuck-free world.

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[silverhallow]

In honour for Luke birthday today could you please write a drabble about Benedict birthday as a father of four small children

Sorry this has taken so long. It’s hard to write when my daughter refuses to be put down…

But I Hope you like it

Family Days

Sophie was stressed. The whole house was chaotic. Benedict had gone away for the night as he had a meeting about his art work and a gallery position which Sophie had encouraged him to go to, despite it being his birthday. Sophie was using the opportunity to bake a birthday cake for Benedict as per their tradition.

However this year, she had the additional stress of four children to contend with. Little Violet was only 5 months old, William had just turned 2, Alex was 4 and Charlie was newly 6 and Sophie had realised how hard it was to bake with three children in the house for Charlie and William’s birthday and she’d thought that had been hard but this… was madness.

She’d tried several times in the morning to bake the cake but everytime she got it in the oven, one of the boys had either been sick, had a temperature, punched their brother thinking he’d taken his favourite toy (only for it to be in the bed still) or Violet had had an epic poonami and both she and Violet had required baths so she’d burnt four cakes so far that morning.

There was a cold running rife through the boys and after Alex had punched Charlie and there had been tears all around she gave each boy a dose of calpol each, she had hoped that they would take a nap and she could make it on her own with just Violet in the kitchen but all the boys had offered to help.

The baker in her knew it wasn’t hygienic, that three snotty noses was not conducive to baking but her boys wanted to help when they’d never taken an interest before… was everything she’d wanted as a mother.

So despite her better judgement… had decided to let them help her.

She had Violet in her carrier attached to her chest, William was in his high chair and Alex and Charlie were both on little stools to reach the benches. Unlike the kitchen’s at Aubrey Hall or Anthony’s house, Sophie’s kitchen had lower benches for her since Benedict never cooked but the boys were still too little to reach without help.

But within half an hour, Sophie regretted her life choices.

She had flour in her hair, Violet had what she hoped was egg and sugar on her legs and head, Charlie had chocolate all over his arms, head and hair, William had cried three times and gotten milk in his eye, Alex was strangely the only one without any mixture on him and was listening to everything Sophie said and was doing very well, but after Sophie’s “Well Done Alex, that’s really good and neat!” At his cake mix, Charlie shoved it off the counter and caused the bowl to spill over the floor and Alex punched him once again setting off tears from Charlie, then Alex when Charlie punched him back, William because his brother’s were crying and then Violet because she’d been woken from her nap.

“My word what on earth do we have here?” came Benedict’s voice from the door and Sophie whipped her head around sending a cloud of flour over her and causing her to splutter.

“Be…ben?” she asked as she wiped her glasses from the flour “what are you doing back? We weren’t expecting you for a few hours” she exclaimed over the noise of their crying children.

“I moved the meeting to earlier so I could get home to spend my birthday with my family… but it appears as though mummy might need some help with these little terrors” he said moving into the kitchen and scooping the two youngest boys into his arms “what are all these tears for?”

“Honestly… this time it’s because Charlie and Alex have punched each other, William and Violet didn’t like the noise…” Sophie said as both Alex and Charlie hung their heads immediately knowing they were about to get told off.

“Boys” Benedict sighed “I know you are frustrated but you promised you’d be on your best behaviour for Mummy when Papa was away” he said and both boys sniffled.

“Sorry papa” they said in unison

“It’s not me you have to apologise to…” he said and both of the boys with a stern look on his face.

“Sorry Mama” they boy said, giving Sophie a hug in apology.

“Now run off upstairs and i’ll be up in two to give you a bath, you too Will and if you can all behave, Papa will let you stop up a bit later and we can have a chinese takeaway” Benedict said and all three boys stopped sniffling and their eyes lit up excitedly

“Can we really Papa?” Charlie asked excited

“Only if you behave for bathtime” he said and all three boys squeaked in agreement and ran of up the stairs.

“Thank you” sophie sighed as Benedict leaned down and kissed first his wife and then his daughter as he lifted her out of the carrier.

“You never have to thank me for helping with our children Soph” he said as Violet settled almost instantly upon realising it was her Papa holding her “what were you trying to do anyway?”

“Your birthday cake. The little hellions have been full of cold and I’d hoped they’d sleep after the calpol but they were determined to help” Sophie sighed

Benedict smiled and kissed her cheek “well I’ll take the little monsters for their baths and our little Princess if you want the time now? But I don’t have to have a birthday cake, just bring the whipped cream to bed with you tonight” he smirked

Sophie laughed “the kids want cake but I’m sure I’ve got spare cream as I do have a special birthday present for when the kids are asleep”

Benedict beamed “well you finish in here and I’ll bath the kids and order the Chinese?”

“Sounds like a plan” Sophie smiled as she kissed him softly.

An hour later they were all sitting in the Living room, lord of the rings on the TV, the three boys sitting quietly and peaceful eating their sweet and sour chicken balls without fighting, Violet was snoozing on Sophie’s chest after a feed and Benedict had to admit his birthdays were infinitely better now their family was complete.

[imaginingyourfandom]

prompt 28: “Okay… That is now settled, yeah? Maybe we can now get out of here and get the lunch that I was promised.”

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

You had just found out from your younger sibling that the Baker’s were moving away and you were not happy. You and Charlie had been dating for almost 2 years and it hurt that he hadn’t told you himself.

Charlie looked at you confused, “What are you talking about?” 

You glared at him as your hands rested on your hips, “You’re moving away and you didn’t even bother telling me. I thought you would have told me of all people but I guess not.”

Charlie sighed as he motioned for you to come closer. When you didn’t move, he got up and picked you up and placed you on the bed and sat down next to you, taking your hands in his.

“I was going to tell you tonight when we went on the date that I had spent all week planning. I wanted to make more good memories with you before I actually left. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner.” Charlie explained.

You pouted, “I’m sorry I ruined the date but you really should have told me. I love you and the last thing I want is for you to leave.”

“I know, I’m sorry. I love you too.” Charlie spoke as he pressed a kiss to your head.

“Okay… That is now settled, yeah? Maybe we can now get out of here and get the lunch that I was promised.”

“You are unbelievable.” 

[daylighted]

ㅤ ㅤㅤmy boy's a mechanic! . . . charlie baker.

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you knew nothing about cars. not a thing. you put the key in the ignition, the engine started, and that was about it. being an only child, your dad thought that he'd make your life easier by never letting you struggle. that was how he ended up doing all of your mechanic work, sometimes even pumping your gas for you.

sure, it was nice; being spoiled always was. but the downsides came quickly when your parents were out of town, and your car spluttered to a stop on the side of the road.

couldn't call your dad, not wanting to stress him out. couldn't call your mom, because she'd tell your dad, and of course they would have come home to help you, but how awful would it be to be the sole reason their mini vacation was ruined?

so you called charlie. charlie was incredible self-sufficient; knew how to cook, worked maintenance on his family's cars, could fix most plumbing and technical issues around his house. all-in-all, he was a perfect choice to call in your troubles.

you stood outside in the blazing summer heat, the hood of your car propped open, and you staring inside at the engine and the mechanics, seeing a lot and understanding none of it.

"right, so you see the gas cap?" charlie's voice scratches through the receiver and into your ear. "open it, like you're fillin' your tank."

your arms cross over your chest, a little whine falling out of your mouth. "charlie, i have plenty of gas. i'm not going over there. it's somethin' with the engine or... something."

"mhm," charlie hums and clears his throat, "go to the side of the car, baby."

you bristle, slamming the hood of the car shut with your freed hand. "so, what, you want me to just look in there and see how full of gas my car definitely is?"

"i want you to look in there and make sure it's gas." he's always been patient with you, but it was clear that he had siblings, from the way it came so easily to talk back to you. "from what you're sayin', with the terrible grindin' noises and the splutters, could have been siphoned and replaced."

"hm."

charlie snorts. there's rustling on his end, and then his voice is back and clear. "hm. don't give me attitude, baby, i'll leave you on the side of the road."

the growl in your throat is entirely made up of the aggression starting to build inside of you. "you leave me on the side of the road, charlie baker, we're breaking up."

"no," charlie says, drawling the word out, and there's more scratchy sounds, like he's running the phone cord beneath his shirt and rustling it. "--you're brea'ing up. where r'you?"

"leaving the city. rural backroads or something." well, this was just great. car was maybe out of gas, engine was maybe shot, and you were without cell signal on the side of the road. you whine all over again. "charlie."

charlie sighs. "m'comin', okay? lemme grab s'tools and--" he cuts out, and then the line drops. you flip your phone shut and throw it in the open window of your car in fury. it wasn't his fault. none of this was charlie's fault. but you were definitely allowed to be angry when you were stuck on the side of the road for god knew how long.

the answer was twelve minutes. you sit in your driver's seat, watching the time tick by on the clock of your radio, and twelve minutes later you see the rusty outline of charlie's truck roll up behind you.

"supposed to have your hazards on when you're pulled off like this," he says immediately upon his arrival, and then he presses a kiss to your forehead. "hi baby."

your mouth twists into a devastated pout. "don't be sweet with me when you tried to tell me this was all because i'm out of gas."

his lips twitch, and he reaches up with the hand not holding a toolbox to adjust the brim of his red baseball cap. "'course it's not out of gas. your tire blew."

"what?" your shock is audible, leaning half out of the driver's side window to look at your two tires. sure enough, the back driver's side one was flat. charlie's dimples poke into his cheeks in his innocent grin. "why didn't you say that?"

"why didn't you say that?" charlie shoots back, bending down to drop the toolbox into the grass. "i can't see your tires over a phone, baby."

your eyes roll again, and charlie laughs. "i'll get it all taken care of, honey." he circles around to your trunk, pushing it open. "aren't you so glad now that i made you get that spare tire 'stead of ice cream a few weeks ago?"

"no." your voice is grumbly, punctuated by the pout of your mouth. "it was at least eighty bucks more than a vanilla cone with sprinkles, no cherry."

charlie gives you a look, but his eyes glimmer all the same. "i should make you change this, since you wanna have an attitude about my graciousness."

he lugs the tire out of your trunk, rolling it over to rest against the backdoor. "no, you know what?" he continues, strong arms crossing over his broad chest. "i'll teach you. come n' dirty up that dress, baby."

as much as you want to protest, it was thoughtful of him, to not coddle you like your father spent the entirety of your life doing. having eleven siblings couldn't have been easy, but it'd turned charlie into an expert on how to deal with the likes of you.

so you watch him change out your tires, explaining each step along the way, making you dirty up your hands ( and your dress ) to show him that you were absorbing his instructions.

and when charlie circles around your car to turn it on, check if the system was reading the tire pressure right or whatever it was that he'd said, you can hear it from your perch against the door. the ding of the low fuel indicator.

charlie breaks into a cackle. "go ahead and tell me again how full of gas your car is?"

"shut up," you grumble, tossing a wad of ripped out grass at him.

"more like my baby's full of shit, i think."

you lunge forward to push at his shoulder with a laugh, and charlie takes the time to grab your wrist and tug you into his lap. his foot hooks underneath the car door to shut it behind you, his other hand reaching backwards to flip the hazards on. it was the right thing to do, after all, even though the car was fine now.

they didn't need someone rolling up next to them with charlie's hands up the skirt of your dress.

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this one's to u @starzify who dared me to make more. and to u, u, u, and u, my fellow charlie baker lovebots 🙂‍↕ @deansbeer, @titsout4jackles, & @ultravi0lence14

[lucky-katebishop]

What I Read in August 2021

I... my first draft got deleted and that took forever to make so please like this for my sanity. I bookmarked 26 fics and read 1 book this month, so not as much as my previous two months but still! The majority is Harry Potter, but there's a spare Sherlock one and Friends one in there. A lot of these fics have other people raising Harry because that's just what I've been in the mood for lately.

Friends

For someone to ripple the waters by teatrolley

Plot: He’s fine, though, he tells himself. He’s dealing with it. He’s dating girls, and using the excuse that he’s bad at it when Joey asks him why he never brings anyone home anymore. He’s fine. That is, until Joey kisses him at New Year’s, and everything changes. Or: Chandler is in love with Joey and it's not the sort of thing you say out loud. Until, one day, it is

Characters: Chandler, Joey, Monica

Relationships: Chandler/Joey

Warnings: none

Tags: canon compliant, friends to lovers, POV Chandler, Chandler is gay, coming out

My Notes: I watched a lot of Friends over August and just!!! Chandler and Joey were the Troy and Abed of the 90s, I said what I said. This fic is so beautiful, the prose is amazing and it’s so heartfelt and it did make me tear up a little bit. I don’t typically read fics for sitcoms but I highly 100% recommend this one!

*complete*

Sherlock (stand-alone)

Feel the Tide by positivelymeteoric

Plot: Things John Watson doesn't expect to do when he transfers to a new school: A) Befriend his (possibly) mad roommate. B) Investigate a particularly nasty streak of murders with his (most likely) mad roommate. C) Fall slightly (or not so slightly) in love with his (definitely) mad roommate. D) All of the above.

Characters: Sherlock, John, Harry Watson, Mycroft, Lestrade, Moriarty

Relationships: Sherlock/John

Warnings: none

Tags: teen!lock, high school

*complete*

Harry Potter & Sherlock

My Experiment by lemoncurry

Plot: Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...

Characters: Sherlock, John, Harry Potter, Mycroft

Relationships: none

Warnings: implied/referenced child abuse

Tags: pre-Hogwarts

*incomplete* [last updated 2013]

Logic, Meet Luna by Applepie

Plot: Luna Lovegood has moved into 221c Baker Street! So what happens when you mix a 'loony' pureblood witch in a muggle area with logic driven residents? Err... not much, really. Just a whole lot of confusion.

Characters: Luna, Sherlock, Mycroft, John, Lestrade, Sally Donovan

Relationships: none

Warnings: none

Tags: humor

*complete*

Recalibration by Noxilicious

Plot: Mycroft more or less finds himself constantly cleaning up his dear brother’s messes, but in the case of one Harold William Holmes-Evans, he might just prove to be the one ‘mistake’ he won’t be able to rectify.

Characters:

Relationships: Sherlock/Lily Potter; Mary/John; Sherlock & Harry

Warnings: none

Tags: parentlock, canon compliant, pre-prisoner of Azkaban, post series 3, family drama, angst, hurt/comfort, muggle Sherlock, Sherlock is a Good Parent, Sherlock has a Heart, protective Sherlock, genius Harry, bogus deductions, fluff

*incomplete* [last updated 2017]

In Search of Companionship by kris799

Plot: After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and events largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.

Characters: Sherlock, Harry, Mrs Hudson, Mycroft, John, Mary

Relationships: Sherlock & Harry

Warnings: none

Tags: Parent!Sherlock, Child!Harry, adoption, John is out of the picture but not really, manipulative!Mycroft, magic, slow paced, perhaps glacial, Sherlock has many thoughts, and a mental!John to call him out on his crap, he’s not crazy, Harry cooks, and tries to take care of everyone, bored!Sherlock leads to bad [great] ideas, set in season 3

My Notes: don’t get your hopes up for Sherlock to find out about magic, it doesn’t happen and since the last time this was updated was almost seven years ago, I don’t think we’ll get to read it. However, it’s still very good and while it does give off some weird Sherlock stalkery vibes, this fic still kept me engaged and Sherlock and Harry’s relationship is great.

*incomplete* [last updated 2015]

Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja

Plot: Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard.

Characters: Harry, Sherlock, John

Relationships: none

Warnings: none

Tags: family, friendship

My Notes: this one!!! Is so amazing!!! It’s so cute! I don’t really like to read kid fics all that much, but this one is worth the read!

*complete*

No Thank You by IHScribe

Plot: Harry Potter declines to attend Hogwarts, and Albus Dumbledore is forced to go and convince him otherwise. Too bad he didn’t expect the boy’s father(s).

Characters: Sherlock, John, Harry, Dumbledore, Mrs Hudson, Mycroft, Moriarty, McGonagall, Pomfrey, Hagrid, Snape

Relationships: Sherlock/John

Warnings: none

Tags: none

My Notes: this one is very funny and very sweet. Honestly fuck Hogwarts.

*complete*

Friend by esama

Plot: Sherlock finds the skull when he's five.

Characters: Sherlock, Harry, Mycroft, Mrs Holmes

Relationships: Sherlock & Harry

Warnings: character death

Tags: kid fic, alternate universe

My Notes: This one is so cool and original! I never thought about where Sherlock’s skull came from!

*complete*

Harry Potter & Supernatural

The Youngest Winchester by TheLastWincehsterStanding

Plot: Harry James Potter had thought, given the current circumstances, that going to America to track down his biological father was a fantastic idea. Unfortunately, like most of Harry's plans, there had been very little planning and far too much impulsiveness. Had he known what sort of monsters lurked in America, he would've stayed in England.

Characters: Harry, Bobby Singer, Dean Winchester, John Winchester, Sam Winchester

Relationships: Harry & Dean & Sam Winchester; Harry & John Winchester; Harry & Bobby Singer

Warnings: none

Tags: non-Potter Harry, the hunt for Yellow Eyes, season 1 of Supernatural, book 5, surprise! It’s a sixteen year old boy!

My Notes: I don’t really remember this one, I’ve read like four of these types of Harry being a Winchester story and I generally forget what happens in this one

*incomplete* [last updated 2018]

Harry Potter (stand-alone, specifically Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood)

That escalated quickly by SquaresAreNotCircles

Plot: Percy and Oliver get stuck in a Ministry lift (with seven other people present).

Characters: Percy, Oliver, Fred, George, Ginny, Bill, Ron, Charlie, Arthur, original male character

Relationships: Percy/Oliver

Warnings: none

Tags: humor, fluff

*complete*

Petty Theft by pinksnowboots

Plot: Percy pilfers Oliver's sweater. The twins are suspicious.

Characters: Percy, Oliver, Fred, George

Relationships: Percy/Oliver

Warnings: none

Tags: slice of life, drabble, sweaters, accidental coming out, established relationship, sharing clothes, quidditch, Oliver is protective

*complete*

Five Times Percy Thought Oliver was Beautiful and One Time Oliver Did Something About It by hufflebadgerinthetardis

Plot: The rule worshiping, strict, and by-the-books Gryffindor Prefect Percy Weasley has a secret. He’s got a huge crush on fellow Gryffindor and Quidditch Captain Oliver Wood. Percy was resigned to loving him from afar but he should have remembered that secrets don’t stay secrets for long at Hogwarts.

Characters: Percy, Oliver, Fred, George

Relationships: Percy/Oliver

Warnings: none

Tags: none

*complete*

Burn Across the Sky by MoonytheMarauder1 (beforethemoon)

Plot: When Oliver Wood stops talking about Quidditch to stare at Percy Weasley, Ron, Fred, and George know something is up.

Characters: Percy, Oliver, Ron, Harry, Hermione, Fred, George, Angelina, Alicia, Katie

Relationships: Percy/Oliver

Warnings: none

Tags: secret relationship, bad matchmaking, humor, protective siblings, quidditch, gay Percy, gay Oliver, injury, the hospital wing, exasperated Hermione, Harry is oblivious

My Notes: this isn’t the full plot, but it was very long and I only have so much time. Read this, it’s very cute

*complete*

I dare you to dare me by SquaresAreNotCircles

Plot: Fred didn’t even blink. “Harry said he didn’t want to join.” “So did I,” Oliver murmured. George didn’t allow him to stall any longer. He put his feet up between Fred and Angelina on the sofa and tilted his chair on its hind two legs. “Oliver, mate, truth or dare?”

Characters: Percy, Oliver, Fred, George, Angelina, Alicia Spinnet, Katie Bell

Relationships: Percy/Oliver

Warnings: none

Tags: truth or dare, Gryffindor Quidditch Team, the consumption of innocent earthworms, fluff

*complete*

It’s the truth by SquaresAreNotCircles

Plot: Fred and George refuse to believe Percy has a girlfriend. Oliver seems to know more. It's all very mysterious, until it isn't.

Characters: Percy, Oliver, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron

Relationships: Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood

Warnings: none

Tags: fluff

My Notes: Percy and Oliver really are just teenage Sherlock and John, aren’t they? Just saner and have less crimes involved.

*complete*

Harry Potter (stand-alone)

Harry Potter and His Increasingly Worrying Letters Home by hopeless_hope

Plot: Dear Mum & Dad, Sorry my letters have been brief lately. I hope you’re all well! Just wanted to let you know that my friends and I stumbled upon a three-headed dog on the forbidden corridor that the stairs rather determinedly took us to. Is that normal? Love, Harry… or In which Lily and James survive Voldemort's attack, Sirius is never sent to Azkaban, and long-distance parenting is hard. Especially when your reckless Gryffindor child keeps sending concerning letters home and rushing into trouble before anyone has the chance to respond.

Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Draco, Snape, Dumbledore

Relationships: James/Lily; Sirius/Remus; Harry & Lily; Harry & James; Harry & Sirius; Harry & Hermione & Ron

Warnings: none

Tags: everyone lives/nobody dies, Lily and James live, angst and humor, the Golden Trio, most things are the same except now harry has adults who care about him, the marauders are a lil happy family, not peter tho bc fuck that guy, fix-it, friendship, harry grows up with a loving family but he’s still a reckless little shit

My Notes: this is another fic I’m very excited about. Reading new fics is something I don’t do often, I usually sort my fics by kudos and go backwards from there which usually means I miss out on amazing stuff like this! I do have to wait, which is a pain, but I’m still very excited about this fic, I see a lot of potential in it.

*incomplete* [last updated 1 August]

turn and face the strange by viennawaitss

Plot: ‘He sees himself as a creature of evolution, or perhaps a phantom of peculiarities - a great, winding python, yearning for the snap of his jaw, a snowy lamb, unchristened and stumbling across land on trembling legs.’ Reality, growth and the steps toward change. Or, how Harry’s brief expulsion isn’t the worst thing to happen to him.

Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Blaise, Pansy, Sirius, Theo Nott, Draco

Relationships: none

Warnings: implied/referenced child abuse

Tags: resorting, trauma, nightmares, the Golden Trio, book 5, Slytherin Harry, friendship, mental health issues, growing up, coming of age, and already fighting the government

My Notes: I am so freaking excited for this fic! It has everything I want! Resorted Slytherin Harry, dealing with abuse and trauma, amazing Slytherin friendships, I mean come on!

*incomplete* [last updated 19 August]

Know this: in some way, you’re already dead by ulittuq

Plot: Harry has been fighting against being an obscurial his entire life and Sirius’ death is what pushes him over the edge.

Characters: Harry, Dumbledore, Tom Riddle

Relationships: none

Warnings: implied/referenced child abuse, canonical character death, some noncanonical character death, suicidal thoughts

Tags: obscurial Harry, ambiguous/open ending

My Notes: part of a series but both fics are very short. It's only about 2k words.

*complete*

The Chosen One and The Halfblood Prince by waitingondaisies

Plot: Severus Snape was discovered as a spy mere days before the start of the school year. Thankfully, Albus had been working on a vague contingency plan for this possibility. It had been inspired by the question, “What would it take for Severus Snape to see that he was wrong about Harry Potter?” The answer? Force Severus to go undercover as Alfonse “Eli” Hopkirk, a sixth year Gryffindor.

Characters: Harry, Ginny, Snape, Hermione, Ron, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Neville, Luna

Relationships: Harry & Ginny; Harry & Snape; Hermione/Ron

Warnings: child abuse

Tags: angst, undercover, Harry needs a hug, slow burn friendship, Ginny is a good friend, not canon compliant - HBP, no Snape as defensive teacher, no Slughorn

My Notes: this one is so fun! Snape tries to act as a sixteen year old and it goes as well as you’d think. It’s really funny but also really heartfelt, it’s part of a series of two and the second one is more Severitus than the first.

*complete*

By His Side by silver_fish

Plot: After what is surely a more-than-preventable potions accident, Harry Potter winds up stuck in the hospital wing, unable to wake up. Severus just wishes he knew why Poppy won’t stop bothering him about it.

Characters: Harry, Snape, Pomfrey, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore

Relationships: Harry & Snape

Warnings: references to addiction

Tags: severitus I guess? Just some good bonding, set during HBP, harry is sad and so am i, emotional hurt/comfort

*complete*

Unmasked Lilly’s - Year One by TheWillofTheQuill

Plot: Severus Snape was adamant, no - determined to hate Harry Potter. After all, he was the spawn of James Potter, his childhood bully. But when Harry turns up for his first year, malnourished and fearful, it is up to Snape to solve the mystery of why the small boy has bruises that he will not show and scars that will not heal. Sworn to protect Lilly's son, Severus Snape is about to face his hardest challenge yet; gaining the trust of a boy who has sworn to never trust again.

Characters: Harry, Snape, Dumbledore, Draco, Hermione

Relationships: future Drarry

Warnings: child abuse

Tags: Severitus, hurt/comfort, angst, abused Harry, Snape adopts Harry, Slytherin Harry, good Slytherins

*incomplete* [last updated July 2021]

A Pair of Shoes that Fit by Darkorangecat (Calacious)

Plot: Harry is lost in the Forbidden Forest when he goes looking for Neville’s Remembrall after Draco steals it from the boy once again. As Harry wanders the forest, wondering if he’ll ever make it back to Hogwarts, the entire staff is sent out to look for him, including a much peeved Severus Snape.

Characters: Harry, Snape

Relationships: none

Warnings: child abuse and neglect

Tags: Snape eventually adopts Harry, first year, hurt/comfort, angst

My Notes: this one is so cute and so sad, Harry’s only eleven in this fic and Snape is trying his best

*complete*

The Guiltless by branwyn

Plot: When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding.

Characters: Harry, Snape, Luna, Dumbledore

Relationships: Harry & Snape & Luna

Warnings: domestic violence, child abuse

Tags: Severitus, Snape mentors Harry, hurt/comfort

*complete*

Within Doors by Lomonaaeren

Plot: It takes three detentions for Severus Snape to realize why Harry Potter cleans cauldrons so well—and even more for him to decide what to do about it.

Characters: Harry, Snape

Relationships: Harry & Snape

Warnings: canonical child abuse

Tags: angst, detention, present tense

*complete*

Summer of Bonding by MagicaDraconia16

Plot: It was the summer of love . . . er, no, not really. Left waiting for the Dursleys, Harry is found by the last person he'd expect to see.

Characters: Harry, Snape, Dumbledore, Flitwick, Hermione, Ron, Molly, Fred, George, original house-elf characters, original male character, Stan Shunpike, Dobby

Relationships: Harry & Severus

Warnings: canon-typical violence, child abandonment, minor violence

Tags: humor, angst, nightmares of canon-typical violence, spiders, awkwardness, someone else (not Snape or Harry) dies too

My Notes: this one is so sweet and really captures how awkward Harry and Snape are

*complete*

Harry Potter & Everything

Raising Harry Collection by Steerpike13713

Fandoms: Harry Potter, Daredevil, Sherlock, Labyrinth, Batman, Gravity Falls, MCU, Once Upon a Time, Doctor Strange (comics), Buffy, Merlin

Plot: A collection of unrelated fics that have to do with people other than The Dursleys raising Harry Potter

Characters: too many to name, really

Relationships: Matt Murdock/Foggy & Belle/Rumplestiltskin

Warnings: none

Tags: genderqueer Loki, genderqueer Lily Evans, Loki is Lily Evans Potter

My Notes: since the fics are unrelated you can flip flop around the chapters to find the ones you really want to read. I think my favorite ones are the Batman and Daredevil ones :) (also the author wrote a really good Lucifer & Chaos Adventures of Sabrina series)

*complete*

[sabrinasopposite]

💌 emails or also called ,love letters' ;

💌 emails from: clark kent

emails i can't send; 💌

✧˖° chaos;

star of the show; pt 2

don’t you want me like i want you?

game-boy ! pt 2

santa doesn’t know you like i do ⋆⁺₊❅。

you'll always find your way back home ❀

💌 emails from: charlie baker

cruelest summer ☀️

drinks or coffee? / friends or lovers? / imperfect for you / moodboard of my lovely friend @collywobblvs /moodboard ft. @alelo23

💌 emails from: tom holland

afterglow (little women version)

the end of the world

spotless mind. (concept)

💌 emails from: peter parker

number one girl;

when peter met nellie...

💌 emails from: anakin skywalker

manchild; series.

these fanfics are for all my girlies all around the world- feel beautiful and in your own world with these fics! i love u girls so much ! 💌

[tearsfortommy]

being the eldest shelby sibling

pairings: shelbys x fem!reader

warnings: talk of death, swearing xo

notes: this is inspired by @chlnymphadora , specifically this post! I love the idea <3

quite an abrupt ending lol but kinda like this, after my next post I am going to make a masterlist so it’s easier to find my work!!

don’t forget to request your ideas for an imagine, drabble, headcannon, etc xo

thank you for all the love <3

Y/N shelby is the nicest person you could ever meet

well it depends when you meet her

but she cared deeply for her siblings

So she is almost constantly on the run round for her brothers and sister

Whether she’s chasing ada down the street for stealing her heals

or storming into tommys office to shout at him for being a BITCH

or she’s running after Arthur after finding out the number of girls he had in his bed the previous night

or maybe she’s darting after john and his kids after getting noise complaints from the neighbours

or she’s running to her aunt Polly to inform her of her brothers idiotic actions of the day

but obviously Y/N can’t yell at finn because he’s just too precious

and of course, Arthur always calls his big sister out for favouritism towards the youngest

“Look at this. Favouritism.”

Y/N was giving the 12 year old a cuddle on the sofa after he found out that his crush from the bottom of watery lane is currently in a relationship with the bakers son.

“Piss off with your favouritism Arthur, come and join in if your that mardy”

What Y/N didn’t expect that day is to be at the bottom of a shelby sandwich.

John, Arthur and even fucking Tommy piled onto their big sister wrapping their arms around each other.

Ada and Polly walked on into the unfamiliar sight and froze in confusion,

“May as well pile on ada and break a few more of my ribs”

she did.

so if it wasn’t obvious enough before Y/N is the best hugger ever.

As well as being the best hugger ever she was the dream role model to her siblings

Her brothers and sister looked up to her as if she were a god.

when the girl walked into the snug of the garrison her brothers never failed to stand up at her presence.

Y/N laughed, she always thought they were just being stupid,

“will you bloody sit down”

Even John kids and Karl declared her as ‘the best auntie ever’

And if that isn’t a title you wouldn’t want I don’t know what would be.

She always took them on Saturday morning trips to the bullring and always looked forward to her Friday night catch ups with Katie as the young girl filled her auntie in with the gossip that had been floating around the school that week.

John was very appreciative of this, especially since loosing Martha.

Of course big sister shelby was there to comfort her brother during the loss of his wife

Y/N and Martha were close, her death hit Y/N hard too but the older girl decided to hide it from her brothers and was left to break down in her house, alone, at god knows what time

big sister shelby was also there for tommy when grace passed away

Y/N was the only one tommy would talk to which was no surprise at all

“You are allowed to cry brother”

Thomas burst and cried on his sisters shoulder as she mourned her death silently

“I promise you Tom, it will get better.”

The woman also stepped up for little charlie and made sure he was still happy, which he was, the poor boy hadn’t a clue what was going on

So after all her acts of kindness Y/N shelby was deemed the smile of the shelbys.

too good for that family wanderers in the lanes would mutter

but the shelbys considered Y/N was the best thing that happened to them and tommy would dread to think was he would do if he didn’t have his right hand woman.

As well ada ada who would be lost when it came to trying to sneak out to find her boyfriend without her older sisters help

Also arthur would be well and truly fucked. There wouldn’t be a limit to the drugs and drinks

John would be overrun be his kids and the inability to cope without is older sister

and little Finn would just sit up at night and wait for his oldest sister to come and kiss his head and tuck him into his sheets.

[the-ss-horniest-book-club]

Tuesday 3-3-20 - it's time for another HBC 24 Hour Surprise Drabble Challenge!

The theme this time is AU! Alternate Universe - choose any AU (list below, or create your own) and Seb/Any Seb Character(s) and go wild!

Rules For AU Challenge Drabbles:

You do not need to reserve a prompt.

You do not need to tell us which prompt you're writing.

You can write as many or as few as you'd like, and there is no word minimum or maximum.

Smut/Fluff/Angst/any combo accepted, please adhere to HBC Guidelines.

To get on the masterlist, DM the link to your drabble(s) to HBC - All AU Challenge Drabble links received in 24 hours will be added to the masterlist.

AU Prompts:

Actor

Alpha

Angel

Astronaut

Baker

Barista

Bartender

Biker

Bodyguard

Cam Boy

Captain

CEO

CIA/FBI

Chef

College Student

Cowboy

Dad/Single Parent

Dancer

Demon

Doctor

DJ

Fairy Tale

Fireman

Gladiator

Gods/Goddesses

Lawyer

Lumberjack

Merman/Mermaid

Mobster

Musician/Rock Star

Paramedic/EMT

Pirate

Police Officer

Private Detective

Professor

Regency

Royal

Space Opera

Stripper

Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby

Tattoo Artist

Teacher

Vampire

Viking

Warlock

Werewolf

Writer

OR CREATE YOUR OWN!

Character List:

Tony n' Tina's Wedding - Johnny Nunzio

Red Doors - Simon

The Architect - Martin Waters

The Covenant - Chase Collins

The Education of Charlie Banks - Leo Reilly

Rachel Getting Married - Walter

Spread- Harry

Hot Tub Time Machine - Blaine

Black Swan - Andrew / Suitor

Gone - Billy

The Apparition - Ben Curtis

The Bronze - Lance Tucker

Ricki and the Flash - Joshua Brummel

The Martian - Dr. Chris Beck

Logan Lucky - Dayton White

I, Tonya - Jeff Gillooly

I'm Not Here - Steve

Destroyer - Det. Chris

We Have Always Lived in the Castle - Charles Blackwood

The Last Full Measure - Scott Huffman

Gossip Girl - Carter Baizen

Kings - Jack Benjamin

Once Upon a Time - Jefferson / The Mad Hatter

Political Animals - T.J. Hammond

Labyrinth - Will Franklyn

I'm Dying Up Here - Clay Appuzzo

Picnic - Hal Carter

MCU - James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes

If you want to do headcanons/moodboards/art instead, PLEASE DO and tag us/DM the link!

Have fun playing!

Love, The HBC 💋

[writingandimagines]

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Currently available to request:

Harry Potter: Characters include - Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Bill Weasley Charlie Weasley, Percy Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Neville Longbottom, Seamus Finnigan, Luna Lovegood, Oliver Wood, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Lilly Evans, James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter, Lilly Luna Potter, Rose Granger-Weasley, Hugo Granger-Weasley, Teddy Lupin, Victoire Weasley, Dominique Weasley, Louis Wealsey, Molly Weasley II, Lucy Weasley, Roxanne Weasley, Fred Weasley II, Lorcan Scamander, Lysander Scamander, Frank Longbottom II, Alice Longbottom II, Scorpius Malfoy

Maze Runner: Newt, Thomas, Gally, Minho, Teresa

Percy Jackson: Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Luke Castellan, Grover Underwood

Heroes of Olympus: Leo Valdez, Jason Grace, Thalia Grace, Nico Di Angelo, Frank Zhang, Hazel Levesque

Divergent: Beatrice “Tris” Prior, Caleb Prior, Eric, Peter Hayes, Tobias ‘Four’ Eaton, Will, Christina

 Jurassic World: Owen Grady, Zach Mitchell, Gray Mitchell, Claire Dearing

Fantastic Beasts: Newt Scamander, Tina Goldstein, Queenie, Jacob Kowalski, Credence Barebone

Teen Wolf: Derek Hale, Scott McCall, Stiles Stilinski, Isaac Lahey, Allison Argent, Lydia Martin, Aiden Steiner, Ethan Steiner, Malia Tate, Kira Yukimura, Liam Dunbar, Theo Raeken, Jordan Parrish, Chris Argent,

The Vampire Diaries: Damon Salvatore, Elena Gilbert, Stefan Salvatore, Niklaus Mickaelson, Caroline Forbes, Katherine Pierce, Bonnie Bennett, Alaric Saltzman, Elijah Maikaelson, Jeremy Gilbert, Kai Parker, Tyler Lockwood, Rebekah Mikaelson, Matt Donovan, Hayley Marshall, 

The Originals: Klaus Mikaelson, Elijah Mikaelson, Rebekah Mikaelson, Kol Mikaelson 

Detroit Become Human: Connor (RK800), Markus (RK200), Kara (AX400), Luther (TR400), Daniel (PL600), Simon (PL600), North (WR400), Ralph (WR600), Alice (YK500), Elijah Kamski, Gavin Reed, Hank Anderson 

Mystic Messenger: V, Unknown, 707, Yoosung, Jaehee Kang, ZEN, Jumin Han, 

Narnia: Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie, Susan Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Prince Caspian

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children: Jacob Portman, Emma Bloom, Enoch O’Connor, Bronwyn Bruntley, Millard Nullings, Olive Elephanta, Claire Densmore, Fiona Frauenfeld, Victor Buntley, Hugh Apiston, Horace Somnusson, 

The Flash (Season 1-2): Barry Allen, Cisco Ramon, Iris West, Dr. Caitlin Snow, Eddie Thawne 

Shadowhunters/The Mortal Instruments (1-2): Clary Fray, Jace Wayland, Alec Lightwood, Isabelle Lightwood, Simon Lewis, Magnus Bane, Raphael Santiago

Legends of Tomorrow (Season 1): Rip Hunter, Ray Palmer, Martin Stein, Jefferson “Jax” Jackson, Sara Lance, Kendra Saunders, Carter Hall, Mick Rory, Leonard Snart 

Once upon a Time: Emma Swan, Mary-Margaret Blanchard/Snow White, David Nolan/Prince Charming, Regina Mills/Evil Queen, August Booth/Pinocchio, Henry Mills, Ruby/Red Riding Hood, Jefferson/Mad Hatter, Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Peter Pan 

13 Reasons Why: Clay Jenson, Hannah Baker, Justin Foley, Tyler Down, Zach Dempsey, Montgomery De La Cruz, Jessica Davis, Sherri Holland, Tony Padilla, Ryan Shaver, Scott Reed

What a character that isn't listed? 

At the moment there are a few fandoms that I am behind on, but I am in the process of watching them in order to catch up. Updates will be posted when I feel I am able to write for more characters. If you want a character that is not on the list currently please feel free to ask about them, I may just have missed them.

What can i request?

One shot: This a stand alone story using between 1000-4000 words (the more detail you can give me the more I’ll be able to write!)

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Headcanons: Headcanons are my interpretation of what the character would be like in a certain scenario. These are bullet pointed and will have around 10-25 points depending on request.

Preferences: Preferences are similar to headcanons but more detailed and includes at least 2 or more other characters who will also share the same scenario.

Drabbles: A Drabble is based on a prompt. You chose up to 3-4 prompts from a list along with a character and I’ll write about it using the prompts you give.

How do i request?

Just send it to the ask box, whatever the request may be.

How long will my request take?

Some requests may take longer than others, especially since I’m at college for most of the week. This means that the longer requests may take up to a week to complete, while shorter requests should be around 1-3 days.

A/N: Please note that  I prefer not to do anything personalised as I prefer to make my writing available to everyone.

Remember the more detail you can give me the better and feel free to ask any questions if you are unsure of anything :) - 🌸

06/02/19

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alfie x tommy • for ask game

@sidvishass​ said:

Hey! I loved the first one you posted! You’re an amazing writer! Could I please request Tommy and Alfie with the quote “I’m fucking allergic to walnuts!”

I am so sorry it took me so long to write. I started writing this, then tried to add a line break, and tumblr freaked out and restarted and I lost the entire draft, causing me nothing but pure rage for half an hour straight. Thus this one is rather short, 672 words. In any case. Here it is:

Tommy was awoken from a late-morning, hungover doze by a sharp bang on his desk. Jerking his head up, the first thing he saw was Lizzie in the doorway, all calm cool and polite. Dressed impeccably, as she always was nowadays, apparently every inch what he was not. 

“What?” he growled.

She gestured at a big pink box on his desk. “Special delivery from Alfie Solomons. He requested that you call him.”

Tommy breathed in deep through his nose. Fucking theatrics. He was too hungover for this. He reached for the phone.

“He requested that you call him at this number, specifically.” She passed over a piece of paper and left without another word, closing the door behind her with a very faint, thin, shouldn’t-have-got-drunk-on-a-Tuesday smile.

“What’s this about?” Tommy demanded.

“Ello to you too, Thomas.”

Too weary and pained for any kind of back and forth, Tommy just sat there in stubborn silence.

’s a peace offering, mate,” Alfie said after a second. “Made it with my own two hands.”

“It” turned out to be a massive, generously iced mountain of a cake whose top was decorated with curlicued chocolate and candied walnuts. When Tommy looked at it, he seemed to get twice as grizzled and resentful as before. 

“You like it?” Alfie inquired.

“Where did you get it?”

“Wot do you mean, where did I get it?”

“You’re not a baker, Alfie.”

“Sure I am.”

Right, Alfie had not sworn at him, and they’d been talking a full minute now. Also, Thomas? Fucking odd. He ran a hand through his hair. Something was amiss. “This isn't your kind of baking,” he said. “Where’d you get it from?”

“Can’t remember the name of the place.”

Now that was absolutely not Alfie at all. He rarely suffered lapses of memory about anything, and wouldn’t admit it if he did.

“Consider it an early birthday present, eh?” Alfie said. “For your Charlie.”

Right, so the phones weren’t safe and he was fucked.

“Could it be the bakery on Bowery, do you think?” Tommy said.

“No, mate, that one closed down three months ago.”

“Thought it might get bought by a new owner.”

“Not that I heard.”

Right, so the Italians were out.

“Would I know the baker?”

“Absolutely, mate, absolutely. Son of, ah, that Smith fellow. His father knew your father.”

“Esau?”

“That’s the one.”

Esau Smith had ruled as King of the Black Patch until his death in 1901, meaning this was worse than a fucking mole, it was a mole from Esme’s side of the family. 

“I should eat this shit before it goes bad,” Tommy said. 

“Yeah.”

“And Alfie?”

“Yeah?” 

Tommy hesitated. If he acknowledged what had happened, would that poison the well? Was this one of those paintings whose image you could only see side-on?

“Wot is it?”

“I know we’ve not always seen eye to eye. But it’s...thoughtful of you to remember my son. My son’s birthday.”

“Anything for you, Tommy.”

Tommy hung up before he could say anything stupider than he’d already said.

“Lizzie!” he shouted.

Again, she appeared as swift and silent as a bird. “Yes?” She glanced at the cake. “Please tell me you’re not going to eat that.”

“I’m fucking allergic to walnuts. Is Arthur still up at the house?”

“Last I heard, he was teaching Charlie how to shoot.”

“That’s--”

“I have no more control over your brother than you do, Tommy. Take it up with Linda.”

He shook his head. Focus. “Tell Arthur to get Charlie out, and that I’m coming down. Tell Moss to block the Knightbridge and Vane roads, both in and out. There’s another mole in the ‘ouse.”

“Are you sure?”

“Apparently Alfie Solomons is happy to fuck me over as many times as I let him, but he draws the line at my son.”

“Fuck.” She disappeared.

Tommy grabbed his coat and headed for the door. But before he left, he swiped a finger through the icing and licked. It was just as sweet as it looked.