#colonoscopy. cell

[laylanatorseventeen]

So I got a kidney infection out of nowhere with no preceding bladder infection or UTI. On top of that I got FOUR canker sores in my mouth at the same time. AND a fever blister/cold sore.

Yep, this seems like the work of a healthy unstressed immune system (/s)! My irrational paranoia that the weird ass nurse who felt the need to point out we were in a high school class together somehow sabotaged my colonoscopy results bc we were in a religious class where I was vocal about gay rights seems less irrational by the day

[proneterror204]

Fear vs War 2

Fright Knight was in Gotham trying to find his target. The clown was in Arkham, so he was going for the Scarecrow. He was hoping to find him before the rogue could spread any Artificial Fear. He was going for the Scarecrow's Minions, who preferred to go by goons, hoping to scare his location from them. when mortals meet him it triggered the 'fight or flight' instinct, as he was Phobos a God of fear. But in Gotham this was only a hinderance, because everyone choose fight. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

Fright Knight: *trying to scare some info from a goon*

Orphan:...*Waves her hand to get his attention*

Fright Knight: *startled but doesent jump* Can i help you?

Orphan: *signs*

Fright Knight: I can speak all languages, but not sign language. Truly a flaw in Divinity.

Spoiler: She's asking who you are and what are you doing here?

Fright Knight: I am Fright Knight! Greek god of Fear and Right hand to the Ghost King. I am here to punish the rogue know as Scarecrow for his crimes against my domain. He is out of Arkham Yes?

Spoiler: He's in the Hospital getting a colonoscopy. Hes like 50.

Fright Knight: i also planned on giving him a colonoscopy. but very well. i suppose ill just have to go visit Wonder Woman.

Spoiler: to avenge you're Father?

Fright Knight: HA! No, i wish to thank her on her victory and introduce myself to my aunt.

Spoiler: ah Ares is a shit father huh? I know the feeling.

Fright Knight: I advise you avoid saying his name, But yes War is no kinder to children then it is anyone else. Worse even...

Orphan and Spoiler: *nods*

Spoiler: Hey i gotta say NICE purple flames.

Fright Knight: Its not really a choice. My mother is pink and my father is black. together it makes purple. I dont suppose i could convince you to keep this visit a secret from the Batman. My liege doesent want his attention and paranoia.

Spoiler: oh you absolutely could- *she stops and puts a hand to her ear and talks to someone on the comms*. Hey lets make a deal. theres a riot in Arkham asylum. you help us clean that up and Batman will never hear a word of this. Deal?

Fright Knight: Deal. now what do you have in mind?

Spoiler: *Grins evilly*

(insert any jojo theme here)

As Arkham's riot continued many Rogues, convicts, and psych patients were making a escape attempt only one vigilante stood in their way. Spoiler looking strangely buff with her face more defined and over animated(jojo style) stood alone. In front of the rioting mod she struck a pose and behind her a black and purple knight appeared. Both of them struck a pose and flexed as a aura of fear and terror washed over the mob making them flee back into Arkham and into there cells.

True to their deal Batman never heard a word of this. They used sign instead.

[adventuresasmrsfindley]

TGIF! What a week it's been. This may be a TMI post but we're all friends here right? 😅

I went in for the colposcopy (reminder, this is for the cervix, not a colonoscopy) on Wednesday. My PCP said this was precautionary but I was still pretty nervous for the procedure. Imagine my shock when the OBGYN was talking to me before and said the cells they found were more on the side of concerning and this was an "absolutely need to do further testing" scenario. Not just "let's be extra cautious". I completely broke down in that poor woman's exam room. After coming off the breast scare, her throwing around the word cancer again was too much for me. I cried for a good 10 mins while she talked me through everything. I explained what had been going on recently and apologized for being such a mess. She totally understood and was great considering this was the first time we met lol. Anyways, she said that she definitely wanted to do biopsies which I was hoping wouldn't be needed but I trusted her judgement and let her proceed with the procedure. She took 3 total, and it was definitely not a pleasant experience. The last one sucked the worst. I took ibuprofen before the appointment just in case and I'm glad I did. Luckily it was over pretty quick but I had quite a bit of bleeding (duh - she basically hole punched my cervix 3 times) so she had to use extra of the solution that is supposed to stop the bleeding and lemme tell you. It's gross. It looks like coffee grounds coming out and I'm still dealing with it 2 days later. I was pretty sore the night of but haven't had much pain after that. It's more just annoying. It's also annoying because she said the results take about a week. If they come back a level 1 or lower we will just continue to monitor with yearly paps, but if they are higher than that she is going to recommend a LEEP. You can Google that if you want to know what I'm in for 🙃 all the research I did before said most places do it in the office but she said they are not equipped for that and it would be done in an outpatient surgery room and I would be put under general anesthesia. I am hoping soooo hard that my results come back good but a week is a long time to wait!!! I am so over this year.

On top of that, I found out I'm going to be traveling to CA multiple times this summer for work. I knew one trip was very likely but was not prepared for probably having to go once a month. It's going to be a great career opportunity so I'm not going to pass it up but I am not stoked about being away from my guys so much. I'm not in a great place with my MIL either right now and she's the best equipped to help us out while I'm gone because she's retired. So we will see how that plays out...

It's a lot going on right now. I just really need some good news back from the doctor and then I feel like I can fully focus on getting our summer planned and setting us up for success since things are going to get pretty crazy I'm sure.

[shitouttabuck]

several sentence sunday

hello! from this post i saw on here yesterday and also the ridiculous would u peel an orange for me tweets

He imagines his heart as a citrus fruit, bright and bursting. This feels like digging a nail into the rind, working your thumb in, peeling it; quick, because this is already a familiar act—so much of loving Buck feels like memory, even the new. Half of what’s inside, the softest, stickiest, most tender parts of Eddie, given to Buck. The way Buck holds and handles with wonder each wedge of it like it’s—maybe not the first he’s ever had, not some Garden of Eden shit with its contorted belief of sin behind wanting and sharing, but like he’s going to savour it for the rest of time, plant the seeds inside that full-of-life place in his own chest. Keep Eddie there, look after this thing they’re giving each other so they can grow: upwards and intertwined and old together. Jesus, has Eddie always been this gross? This kind of giddy-in-love feeling that has every cell in his body vibrating with want and excitement and—joy, isn’t it? Untouchable, unshakeable joy, every time Buck so much as looks at him, never mind the touching and the telling and the loving on. That’s normal at the start of a relationship, Frank had told him. Yes, even an adult one, not a teenage hormone in sight. It’s just—his relationship with Ana hadn’t really had that, even at the start. And his second go-around with Shannon had been fraught with way too much hurt still held onto by them both. Attraction, passion, desire—check, check, and check. But this simple exhilaration, this fucking thrill that runs through him every time he remembers he gets to take Buck’s hand whenever the urge strikes? Every time Buck takes his hand, casual and easy? It’s a rush like no other. But that fades, right? You date for a few months, you live together, you learn, or relearn, every one of the annoying fucking habits the other person has, intimately, and you love them, so much, but the giddiness fades, right? But they’re coming onto a year, and there’s a ring stuffed into the bottom of the pair of Eddie’s socks he’s sure doesn’t have holes in them, and still, still, he thinks of Buck and he wants, giddy. He looks at Buck and the excitement is a full-body thrum. He reaches for Buck and the joy inside him is bursting, demanding, cannot be contained; it spills over and stains them, sticky like his split-open heart. And maybe that’s okay, he thinks, that he gets to feel like this without a deadline. Because if he gets to give it to Buck, press it into his hands and his mouth and the wispy curls at his hairline? It feels like joy is the point, and Buck’s the glowing foundation of it, and Eddie’s ready, actually, to spend a very long time getting accustomed to just how much happiness is his to keep.

idk where this fits yet, might belong to a wip or may write something more around it :)

tagging @onward--upward @eddiebabygirldiaz @housewifebuck @chronicowboy @colonoscopys @rewritetheending @jeeyuns @zahlibeth @anakinfallen @buckactuallys @bucksbignaturals @alliaskisthepossibilityoflove @eowon @clusterbuck @try-set-me-on-fire @butchdiaz @transboybuckley @devirnis <3

[the-most-humble-blog]

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🧠 BLACKSITE TOUR BROCHURE — “VISIT SILENT HILL!”

Welcome, brave (read: clueless) traveler!

Are you tired of vacations with sun, joy, and basic survival? Do you crave psychological collapse wrapped in industrial fog and cult graffiti? Do you get sexually aroused by guilt and the smell of rotting drywall?

Then guess what, dickhead—you just found paradise.

🩸 Silent Hill: Where your childhood trauma books a room before you arrive.

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🔥 WHAT TO EXPECT:

✔ Fog. Thick enough to chew. ✔ Sirens that scream louder than your therapist. ✔ Nurses that want your blood, not your insurance. ✔ A bellhop with a pyramid for a head and a boner for pain. ✔ Absolutely NO goddamn cell service.

This isn’t a vacation. It’s a psychological colonoscopy you paid for in tears.

And guess what? There’s no refund policy, dumbass.

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🏚️ FEATURED LOCATIONS:

📍 The Foggy Streets: Great for guilt jogs and existential seizures. 📍 Brookhaven Hospital: Come for the tetanus, stay for the vengeful nuns. 📍 Midwich Elementary: Where recess ends in ritual dismemberment. 📍 The Lakeview Hotel: Haunted by regret, and also possibly Cheryl. 📍 Toluca Prison: Max security + minimum pants.

🛑 NOTE: Screaming is permitted, but will attract entities.

—

🍴 DINING IN SILENT HILL:

Are you vegan? Haha. Shut the fuck up. Here, you’ll be eating guilt, recycled ash, or your own arm if it comes to it. That “burger” you found? Not meat. Not tofu. Something in between and angry about it.

Room service includes:

Uncooked regret

Stale memories

Visions of your ex doing better than you

—

🐺 LOCAL WILDLIFE:

Yes, you will be hunted. By what? Yes.

Our favorites include:

Skinless demon dogs with daddy issues

Nurses who work the graveyard shift in hell

Moths the size of your last bad decision

The Janitor (don't ask)

—

📢 SAFETY GUIDELINES:

DO NOT touch the walls. DO NOT follow the crying child. DO NOT piss without checking the urinal first. (We mean it. You like your junk? Hold it.)

DO NOT speak Latin unless you want the sky to open. DO NOT light a flare indoors. DO NOT assume that thing in the hallway can’t run.

If the radio starts hissing, it’s not a glitch. That means something wants you.

It always does.

—

⁉️ FAQ:

Q: “Is it safe?” A: HAHAHAHAHA no.

Q: “Can I leave anytime?” A: You think you’re in control. That’s adorable.

Q: “Are there maps?” A: Only of places that don’t exist anymore.

Q: “Do I need a passport?” A: You won’t have a face long enough to show it.

Q: “Can I fuck Pyramid Head?” A: Try it. We’ll wait.

Q: “Can I bring kids?” A: Only if you hate them.

Q: “What’s the currency in Silent Hill?” A: Screams. Mostly your own.

—

💼 WHAT TO PACK:

Flashlight

Painkillers

A reason to keep living (optional, won’t help)

Backup underwear

Two lighters (you will drop the first one in blood)

Photo of a loved one (they will become a monster, but go off)

Noise-cancelling headphones that block trauma

—

🧠 LOCAL CULTURE:

Yes, there’s a cult. Yes, they want your body. No, not sexually. (Well… depends on the ending.)

They worship a god shaped like bad parenting. Don’t drink the tea. Don’t follow the robed lady. Don’t agree to anything at a church.

If a little girl says, “It’s your fault”—guess what, champ? It is.

—

📝 GUEST REVIEWS:

“Came here to find closure. Found teeth.” — Sarah L. “Five stars. Lost my soul and 18 pounds!” — Greg, 42 “Would die here again.” — Anonymous ash pile “Best damn fog I ever screamed into.” — Therapist, unlicensed

—

💡 FINAL TIPS:

The monsters aren’t real.

Except they are.

And they’re horny for your regret.

Trust nothing. Especially the mirror. Especially the map. Especially yourself.

Silent Hill doesn’t show you what’s there. It shows you what’s left of you.

REBLOG if you’ve already checked in and the door’s gone. REBLOG if you pissed in the wrong urinal and lost your cock. REBLOG if you’re staying at the Lakeview and can’t stop screaming.

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[lilkrissmuffet]

Imagine the female bio android butterfly going to the woods to swim in the lake along with her son, then some campers seeing her emerging from the water and looking graceful and beautiful while her also teaching her son to swim , the campers believing she is an mystical creature and wanting to takes photos of her but cell suddenly appears and before killing them destroys their cameras

Honestly, those poor saps would be lucky if those cameras weren't used to give them an impromptu colonoscopy 🤣

But knowing Cell...they'd likely be dead before they could even glance up from the viewfinder.

[justinspoliticalcorner]

Chris Whipple for Vanity Fair:

The drama began the week before President Biden bowed out. At the time, Kamala Harris was navigating a political minefield: Any hint that she was plotting to replace the president could have been politically fatal. But while Harris was lying low, her political operation was working behind the scenes. Her chief of staff, Lorraine Voles, had been thinking about a contingency like this since November 19, 2021. That was when the president, under Section 3 of the 25th Amendment, had voluntarily transferred his powers and duties to Harris while he underwent a colonoscopy. It concentrated Voles’s mind. She and her staff needed to be ready for anything.

Still, taking Biden’s place on the ticket was a lot more complicated and fraught than being the acting president for a day. To prepare, Harris’s team launched a stealth operation; they recruited people with no direct connection to the VP. On Thursday, July 18, three days before Biden made his decision to step aside, a veteran Democratic operative heard from Stephanie Schriock, the former head of Emily’s List. “I got a call to help the Harris campaign come up with an ‘if he drops out plan,’ ” this operative told me. “ ‘Can you take a look at all the rules? What we would actually need to do in terms of signatures?’ They 100 percent did not know at that point. They were like, ‘We just feel like we should put a plan in place. Maybe something happens.’ We were all very careful that this was not Kamala. This was, ‘If someone [Biden] wants to drop out, we desperately want a woman president, and us women have to be there.’ That was the framing.”

Other Harris allies were also wrangling prominent Democratic senators to make a promise: If Biden didn’t retreat by Monday, July 22, they would call on him publicly to do so. Even at this late date, Nancy Pelosi, who’d been putting her own pressure on Biden, was thought to oppose a coronation of Harris; she wanted a primary. Barack Obama reportedly wanted one too. And he was said to favor a governor, not Harris, as the nominee. But as Biden weighed his options at his Rehoboth beach house that fateful weekend of July 20–21, he was practically alone. The only counsel he was taking was from close aides Steve Ricchetti and Mike Donilon. On Sunday, just a little after noon, Biden called Harris. The vice president, wearing sweatpants and a Howard University hoodie, was in the kitchen of the VP mansion at the US Naval Observatory. The second gentleman, Doug Emhoff, was in California. Harris’s niece Meena was visiting and her two daughters, Harris’s grandnieces, were sitting down to do a jigsaw puzzle. Her cell phone buzzed. “Hello, Mr. President,” she said.

“Listen,” said Biden. “I’ve decided I’m not going to run.” Harris sounded dumbfounded. She replied, “Are you sure? Are you sure you want to do that?” The president was sure. Biden hung up, but he called back to say the White House would announce his decision soon—and he would follow up with a tweet endorsing her. At 1:46 p.m. the White House released Biden’s statement; at 2:13 p.m. he sent out the tweet. Now that Biden had actually ended his campaign, Harris would have to seize the nomination. She’d struggled with staff turnover during her first two years in office, but by 2024 she’d assembled a strong team, led by Voles; Sheila Nix, a senior adviser; Kirsten Allen, her comms director; and Brian Fallon, her senior comms adviser. They swiftly activated a formidable political machine. “There was a political operation in place that was minding her p’s and q’s well ahead of the ticket switch,” said an adviser. “We just were able to immediately utilize it for the sake of a whipping operation to secure the nomination.”

[...]

One hundred seven days later, as history will recount, Team Harris hit rock bottom. Yet it didn’t seem so as Election Day dawned. Though Harris was behind in the battleground states, her spokespeople were oddly upbeat. Appearing on MSNBC back on October 27, campaign chair Jen O’Malley Dillon had declared, “We are very confident we’re going to win this thing.” On Friday, November 1, senior adviser David Plouffe posted on X that late-​breaking undecided voters were going for Harris by more than 10 points. A campaign has a gravitational pull, and chief of staff Voles was feeling it. “You get sucked into the momentum,” she said. “Like you believe it. I’ve been on winning ones and losing ones, and this felt more like [Bill] Clinton’s [in 1992] than [Michael] Dukakis’s [in 1988].” Voles wasn’t talking poll numbers or analytics, but intangibles. “The rallies were so big and so enthusiastic. People were lining the streets.” But Harris’s pollsters didn’t share the kumbaya cohesion. One ex-Biden campaign official couldn’t understand all the heady talk. “They still had consistent polling results that showed her down by two in every state,” she said, “and Trump always overperforms. How the hell were they going to make that up?” [...]

The vice president was hunkered down with her family. “We saw her maybe one time that whole night,” said one of her close insiders, when the VP “came back” to their section of the house. As the evening wore on, “it was just like, ‘What’s going on?’ The SG [second gentleman] would come in. Doug would say, ‘What’s happening?’ ” The realization grew that it was going to be a difficult night. One key indicator: Voles had summoned a photographer and a videographer. They were supposed to head to the Howard University campus with Harris for her victory speech. Instead, they cooled their heels.

The moment of truth came just after midnight. O’Malley Dillon huddled with her two best analytics experts. They were her barometer, her North Star, and when they told her they did not see a path, O’Malley Dillon knew there wasn’t one. She called the vice president. “We’re down in the blue wall states, and we’re not going to be able to make it up,” she said. “Oh, my God,” said Harris. “What is going to happen to this country?” Suddenly, the race was over, as though someone had thrown a switch. “We sent people home,” said a Harris aide. “And then, ‘Find Cedric.’ ” Cedric Richmond, a Harris confidant, was tapped to deliver the bad news to the faithful at Howard University. He took the stage at 12:45 a.m. There would be no declaration of victory that night. There would be no Harris presidency.

Just after 1 a.m., O’Malley Dillon faced one of her most daunting tasks. She had to call her 12-year-old twin daughters. They’d gone knocking on doors for Harris in Arizona that weekend and were totally invested in the campaign. They’d sent their mother a note saying they had to go to bed, but that they knew the numbers were going to turn for Harris. O’Malley Dillon called them on FaceTime to give them the news. And that was the moment when the steely, take-​no-prisoners campaign chair broke down. As Harris’s devastated followers departed the campus courtyard, the ground was littered with discarded American flags and Harris-Walz posters. The inspiring lightning-speed campaign had imploded. So too, in ways too numerous to count, had its defiant theme, “We Are Not Going Back.”

Vanity Fair had a exclusive from Chris Whipple, who wrote in Uncharted. The report discussed the lead-up to the switchover from Joe Biden to Kamala Harris to lead the Democratic ticket and the final hours of the campaign in which jubilation turned to defeat in the Harris camp.

Read the full story at Vanity Fair.

[thequeeninyellowlace]

Okay, so could this be used to replace shitting your guts out for twelve hours after starving for two days so you can have a colonoscopy?

Because colonoscopies suck and literally everyone hates them, and getting a scan for polyps first would eliminate them for everyone who doesn’t have any polyps or cancerous cells.

Okay so a guy in my solid state physics class was telling us about this muon scanning startup he worked at, GScan, and I'm going insane. I don't work there and I have no stake in the company, financial or otherwise, I just need to tell you about it.

Muons are short-lived subatomic particles, same charge as an electron but ~200 times more massive. On Earth, they're produced by cosmic rays colliding with the upper atmosphere, and they hit the ground at a rate of about ten thousand per minute per square meter.

They're moving extremely fast at ground level, like 0.99 c. So they careen right through matter, deflecting only very slightly around heavy atomic nuclei – they'll penetrate like a hundred meters into solid rock.

What do you do with this continuous shower of deep-penetrating charged particles, constantly blanketing every square inch of the Earth's surface?

(source)

The classic thing is use them to image the inside of massive structures, like we use x-rays to look inside living tissue – except instead of generating them yourself, you just use atmospheric muons. Muon archeology is a whole thing, they've used it to find hidden chambers in pyramids and stuff. Neat!

But this one Estonian company is doing some crazy bullshit and I love it.

Sandwich anything between a pair of portable muon detectors and get full 3D imaging of the interior, with sub-millimeter accuracy, by tracking the minute deflection of muons between them. Samples that are WAY too thick for x-rays, made of literally anything. Just put some muon detectors on some two by fours in a warehouse and call it a day.

You can just. Image anything??? Anything you want?? Completely passively!! Just detectors! No particle source! Put them anywhere. The detectors themselves are a mature technology, the company's tech is in the algorithms they use to get this level of spatial and elemental resolution.

You can detect failures inside cable-reinforced concrete bridges without cutting open the bridges.

Decommissioned Soviet nuclear submarine filled with concrete, with no drawings or documentation, that may or may not have spent fuel canisters in it? And you need to cut it up for storage? Just look at the muons.

One of the wackiest ideas is to put one detector under your bed and one on the ceiling, so you get a full 3D scan of your body every night, passively. I want one.

[shitouttabuck]

Buddie unintentional cuddles can power me through a whole week, so the prompt 3. Person A waking up to Person B curled up and sleeping on top of them really spoke to me <3

hiya thank u frida and @colonoscopys for sendin this one in (and an anon too!!!) very much distracted me from my wisdom tooth woes. i need to add a disclaimer that this is NOT kink it’s just sleepy drunkenness please trust me lol (rated t even!!!! not horny!!!!!!! just unbelievably stupid!!!!)

bed-sharing prompts: person A waking up to person B curled up and sleeping on top of them

put on a slow dumb show for you | 2.2k | read under cut or on ao3

Buck wakes with the same unshiftable heaviness on his chest that he gets mid-panic attack. Except—his body is incredibly confused, because while the physical pressure is bearing down, making breathing a struggle, every other cell in his body is telling him the opposite: no reason to panic, he’s warm and swaddled and safer than he’s ever been.

His brain scrambles to organise this juxtaposition of sensations. The room is dark, and not unfamiliar, even if he’s spent the night in here less than a handful of times. Eddie’s digital alarm clock is blinking at him, and Eddie’s recently mounted décor of three framed photographs on the far wall is facing him, and Eddie’s entire fucking body is draped over Buck’s and crushing the breath out of him.

Oh. Okay. The second half of his cells were right, then—he’s safe. His heart can stop racing now. And it does, a bit.

But his brain keeps reaching for puzzle pieces, laying them out for assessment before him. His mouth tastes like he licked the bottom of a public trash can, and there’s a sharp twinge behind his temple, and he feels more than a little nauseous.

That’ll be the last five tequila shots Ravi pressed into his hands pre-karaoke. Eddie’d just stumbled off stage, arm-in-arm with Karen, fresh off a You’re Still The One duet that had Karen sniffling half-way through and making grabby-hands at an amused but equally-smitten Hen. Buck had only enough time to whoop as Eddie curtsied dramatically before they were calling his name.

Buck’s good at a lot of things, but singing is not one of them. He’d whined and stammered and straight-up crawled under the table before Ravi, sweet, evil Ravi, had ducked down to join him with a tray of shots. After that is—a bit of a blur, to be honest. There was some Carly Rae Jepsen, maybe? He remembers sliding back into their booth next to Eddie and watching the rest of their friends be disgustingly romantic.

That, coupled with the best friend he’s a little unbearably in love with singing the most hopeful love song ever written, is just a recipe for Buck’s heart to get a little messy. And maybe it made him bolder with his affection than usual? Clingier, anyway. He must’ve been pretty needy for Eddie to let him crash in his bed. But Eddie’s always making sure Buck has what he needs, so that isn’t anything new. And Eddie must’ve been pretty wasted too, if this total lack of personal space is any indication.

Buck doesn’t think Eddie’ll mind waking up like this—a perk of having a physically affectionate straight best friend is that he’s mostly oblivious to a classic no homo situation. He breathes deep, weight on top of him grounding instead of suffocating, lets himself tentatively wrap an arm around Eddie to hold him steady as his chest rises with the depth of his inhale, and closes his eyes again.

Except Eddie snuffles and shifts and then jams his knee directly into Buck’s bladder. After the drinks he put away tonight? Buck’s dangerously full bladder.

“Fuck,” he squeaks, desperately trying to shift Eddie to the side. “Oh—fuck.” He clenches—everything, really, because he’s too old to wet the bed and too fond of the life he has to wet Eddie’s bed, as the aftermath of that really only involves fleeing the country.

In the end, fear of that outweighs any qualms he has about waking a peacefully slumbering Eddie, and he all but shoves him off, gasping a breath of relief when Eddie’s weight shifts from his bladder to his thighs.

“Whu—what?” Eddie slurs, scrambling up with a pinched expression. “Buck? What’s wrong?” He sits up clumsily, straddling Buck’s thighs.

“Nothing,” Buck says, voice strained. “Sorry, I’m sorry, just—really need to piss. And…” He gestures uselessly between them, face contorted in apology.

“Oh,” Eddie frowns. “Okay. Cool.”

“Cool,” Buck echoes, feeling hysterical. “Um, I’m gonna…” He tries to tug his legs free from under Eddie and Eddie clambers off obligingly.

Buck swings himself out of bed and hurries down the hall to the bathroom, cursing himself for everything from waking Eddie to ruining what could’ve been the cuddle session of his dreams to going and fucking falling in love with his best friend in the first place.

He lets the door swing shut behind him and absentmindedly lifts the toilet seat, shoving a hand into his boxers and then just about leaping a foot in the air when the door squeaks open again and Eddie shuffles over to stand behind him, resting his chin on Buck’s shoulder.

“Um,” Buck says, feeling dizzy for reasons that are only partly alcohol related. “Uh.”

“D’you need a hand?” Eddie asks sleepily.

Buck laughs nervously, frozen facing the wall with his hand down his boxers. “Uh. What?”

Eddie yawns, muffling the back-half of it into Buck’s shoulder and crowding closer, plastering himself along Buck’s back. Does Buck have alcohol poisoning? Is this the tequila version of an absinthe hallucination?

“D’you need me to hold it?” Eddie clarifies, nuzzling Buck’s shoulder gently.

Buck chokes on his own spit, body buckling as he pulls his hand out his underwear to thump his own chest. No, he skipped straight past the alcohol poisoning, he’s dead, not even a coma could dream this up.

Eddie steps back, frowning in concern when Buck finally spins to face him, eyes wide. His whole body is taut, stark contrast to the sleepy slump of Eddie’s shoulders.

“Do I—what?” he manages.

“Sorry, I wasn’t, like, trying to baby you,” Eddie says, looking unsure. “But after earlier—”

“Earlier,” Buck echoes. Eddie’s gaze has dropped to south of Buck’s navel, where his boxers have rucked up enough to leave a considerable amount of his happy trail on display. He yanks the waistband up quickly, and Eddie’s head snaps up too, cheeks dusted pink. Then his face, his perfect, beautiful face, falls.

“Wait, Buck—do you not remember? After karaoke?” he asks, taking a step back. “Oh, I—I didn’t think you were that drunk.”

“I wasn’t,” Buck insists, racking his brain, and oh.

The tequila-soaked memory swims up, Buck desperate for the toilet and stubborn about being able to get there himself, despite tripping over his stupid Bambi legs not two steps from their table. Eddie laughing and slinging an arm around him, half-carrying him to the men’s room. Buck standing in front of the urinal, frowning and arms flopping helplessly at his sides.

“Eddie,” he’d whined. “My hands aren’t working.”

Eddie’d laughed again, fond and warm, and asked if he wanted to sit in a stall.

“No,” Buck had pouted. “My zip…” He’d turned to Eddie, lopsided grin and beseeching eyes, and Eddie’d shaken his head and come to stand behind him. He’d undone Buck’s zipper and asked, “Alright?” and Buck had pouted some more.

“Can you help?” he’d asked, mortifyingly pathetic. Eddie’d raised an eyebrow and snorted, and then Buck had said, “Eddieee. These are my nice jeans. My hands don’t work. Your hands are perfect.”

Eddie’d muttered, “Might as well happen like this,” and slipped a hand into Buck’s jeans and—ah. Held his dick while he peed.

“Oh,” Buck says now, voice small. “Fuck, Eds, I’m sorry.”

Eddie narrows his eyes, somewhat blearily. “Why? I wouldn’t have if I didn’t want to.”

“Yeah, but I know—I don’t think we’re on the same page. I don’t—” Buck closes his eyes and presses the heels of his palms into them. “I don’t think it meant the same thing for us.”

“Oh,” Eddie’s face is suddenly unreadable. He crosses his arms over his chest and takes another step back. Buck wants to cry. He basically tricked his best friend into touching him—doesn’t matter if Eddie did it platonically, because drunk or not, genuinely needing help to piss or not, Buck’s pretty sure his own intentions were not all that innocent.

“I’m so sorry, Eds,” he says. “I was drunk as hell—that’s not an excuse, but it won’t happen again. I—I’ll be better at keeping it to myself. The last thing I ever want is to make you feel uncomfortable around me.”

Something passes over Eddie’s face. “Wait,” he says slowly, “you asked me to hold your dick as friends?” There’s an uncertain lilt to the question, like he truly doesn’t know what the answer is anymore.

“Uh,” Buck says. He could use the confusion to wrestle the cat back into the bag and then ship said bag one-way to Nicaragua, but Eddie’s looking a little lost, arms crossed in his black vest and boxers and mismatched socks. Buck can’t be the cause of that. “No. I’m sorry. I wasn’t—I swear I wasn’t trying to trick you. I was just really drunk.”

“Okay,” Eddie says, stepping forward again and reaching out to tug Buck in by the hem of his t-shirt. “What’s the problem then?” He slides a warm hand under Buck’s shirt, smoothing it across his skin.

Buck inhales sharply, blood rushing to his brain and cheeks and cock so quickly he reaches for the porcelain toilet tank behind him to steady himself. “W-wait. Were you holding my dick as friends?”

Eddie blinks at him, disbelief slowly overtaking the slack sleepiness of his facial muscles. “You thought—is that generally something your friends do for you?”

“No, but…” Buck falters. “Why—why did you, then? Why else would you…”

“I was holding your dick because I want to kiss it,” Eddie snaps, and then claps a hand over his mouth, eyes wide and horrified. “I want to kiss you,” he amends. “You, not your—I mean, sure, that too, but. Can you say something.”

The many million times Buck has daydreamed and fantasised and wished for this, he’s never anticipated fuzzy patches in his memory of it. But these things are clear: waking up with Eddie plastered to him like he wants to touch Buck at every possible point, Eddie following him in here unprompted and pressing up against him with unchecked affection, because even in his sleepy state Eddie just wants to make sure Buck has what he needs, even if what he needs is help holding his dick in a context that’s soft and sleepy and miles from sexual.

“You came in here to hold my dick,” he says, grin spreading.

Eddie’s cheeks are so rosy, rosier than they’d been with the flush of alcohol, even. “I came in here because I didn’t want your uncoordinated drunk ass pissing all over my bathroom.”

“Aw, Eds, you romantic,” Buck says, stepping closer. Eddie sighs exasperatedly, tilting his face up expectantly anyway. But, oh—

“Did we kiss already?” Buck asks, heart dropping. “Do I not remember?”

Eddie brings up one large palm to rub Buck’s sternum gently. “Nah. Didn’t seem like the right time. I kinda—I wanted to do that not-drunk.”

“Oh,” Buck says, sagging with relief. “Good.” Eddie gives him a sleepy, wonky smile, and Buck says, “I’m not drunk now.”

Eddie huffs a laugh, stepping back and patting Buck’s chest. “Nope, just hungover and harbouring the most toxic tequila-flavoured morning breath anyone’s ever had.”

“Don’t forget desperate to pee,” Buck grins. “You gonna help a guy out?” He flaps his arms limply, batting his lashes at Eddie.

Eddie grumbles unintelligibly, lips twitching with amusement as he bodily rearranges Buck to face the toilet again. Buck melts back into the cradle of his arms, safe and sleepy and sated enough that his dick doesn’t do any more than he needs it to right now, even with Eddie’s warm hand wrapped around it.

They stumble back to bed, Buck belatedly remembering he’s not washed his hands but deciding not to care if Eddie doesn’t, and when Buck flops down, Eddie’s right back on top of him.

Buck wheezes as the breath’s punched out of his lungs, and it becomes a laugh, and this time he wraps both arms firmly around Eddie to hold him tight. Eddie exhales into the crook of his neck, breath hot and a little gross, and then lifts his head to press a close-mouthed kiss to the corner of Buck’s lips.

“This one doesn’t count,” he murmurs against Buck’s cheek. “I just can’t believe you thought I wanted to hold your dick as friends, so. It’s an almost-kiss. An IOU. Tomorrow I’m gonna kiss you till one of us passes out. Not as friends.”

“As enemies,” Buck whispers solemnly and then grunts when Eddie digs an elbow into his ribs. “As anything you want, s’long as I can keep the kissing and the dick-holding and—this.” He tightens his arms around Eddie, feeling his chest reverberate against Buck’s as he laughs.

“Deal,” he agrees, nestling closer, messy hair getting in Buck’s mouth as he shifts. “But just so you know what I want—and I don’t mean to skip ahead—though I guess we’re doing the regular dating bases all out of order anyway—” He sighs, deep and satisfied as he gets comfortable, and says, “I’m ready to have and to dick-hold you every day of the week, you know?”

Buck didn’t know, but now he does, and in eleven months’ time when he and Eddie are saying these words in front of their friends and family, sans penis, not one single person can blame him for lurching forward and kissing the adoring smirk off Eddie’s face miles before poor ordained Bobby gives him the go-ahead. Doing true love in order is overrated, anyway.

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Is Cancer Screening Painful? What You Should Know

Cancer is one of the leading causes of death globally, and early detection is often the key to effective treatment. This is where the cancer screening test plays a critical role. It allows for the early identification of abnormal growths or changes in the body before symptoms appear. But a common question that deters many from getting screened is: Is a cancer screening test painful?

The short answer is—most cancer screening tests are not painful. However, the experience varies depending on the type of test, the part of the body being examined, and an individual’s pain threshold. In this article, we’ll break down what to expect during different cancer screening tests, address discomfort concerns, and help you prepare both physically and mentally.

Understanding the Purpose of a Cancer Screening Test

A cancer screening test is designed for people who do not yet show any signs or symptoms of cancer. Its purpose is to detect cancer early when treatment is likely to be more successful. Screening does not diagnose cancer but helps identify the need for further testing.

Some of the most common cancer screening tests include:

Mammogram for breast cancer

Pap smear and HPV test for cervical cancer

Colonoscopy and stool tests for colorectal cancer

Low-dose CT scan for lung cancer

PSA test for prostate cancer

Is Cancer Screening Painful?

The level of pain or discomfort during a cancer screening test depends on the type of test:

1. Mammogram

This involves compressing the breast between two plates to capture clear X-ray images. Some women report discomfort or pressure during compression, especially if the breasts are tender. The sensation is temporary and usually lasts only a few seconds per image.

2. Pap Smear

In a Pap test, a speculum is used to open the vaginal walls, and a small brush is used to collect cells from the cervix. While the procedure might feel uncomfortable, it’s not typically painful. A brief sensation similar to a pinch may occur.

3. Colonoscopy

A colonoscopy may involve mild cramping or bloating due to air inserted into the colon for a better view. Since sedation is often used, most people don’t feel pain during the procedure. Recovery may involve mild gas discomfort.

4. Low-dose CT Scan

This non-invasive scan involves lying still while the machine takes detailed images. There is no pain or discomfort during this cancer screening test.

5. PSA Blood Test

A PSA test requires a simple blood draw, which might cause slight discomfort or a pinching sensation at the needle site, similar to other blood tests.

Managing Discomfort During a Cancer Screening Test

If you're worried about discomfort, here are ways to make the experience smoother:

Schedule smartly: For women, scheduling a mammogram or Pap smear when breasts or cervix are least tender can reduce discomfort.

Wear comfortable clothes: Loose-fitting clothing can make changing for tests easier.

Communicate with your provider: If you're anxious or in pain, inform the medical team. They can adjust the procedure or provide additional support.

Use distraction techniques: Deep breathing, listening to music, or guided imagery can reduce anxiety and perceived discomfort during a cancer screening test.

Importance of Not Avoiding Screening Due to Fear of Pain

Avoiding a cancer screening test due to fear of pain can be risky. Detecting cancer early offers a significantly higher chance of successful treatment and survival. Most tests involve minimal discomfort, and any slight unease experienced is short-lived compared to the long-term benefits of early detection.

It’s important to remember that a cancer screening test doesn’t just check for existing cancer—it helps prevent cancer from progressing unnoticed. Many screening programs also identify precancerous changes that can be treated before they turn into full-blown cancer.

When to Get Screened

Your age, gender, medical history, and lifestyle influence when you should get screened. For example:

Women aged 40 and above are often recommended to get annual mammograms.

Cervical cancer screening typically starts in the early 20s.

Colorectal cancer screening usually begins at age 45 or earlier if there's a family history.

Smokers or former smokers over 50 might be advised to undergo lung cancer screening.

Always consult a healthcare provider to determine the right cancer screening test for your risk profile.

Final Thoughts

A cancer screening test can sound intimidating, especially when the word “cancer” is involved. But most screenings are either completely painless or cause only brief, mild discomfort. Understanding what to expect can help reduce fear and make the process more manageable.

Getting a cancer screening test is a proactive step toward safeguarding your health. The discomfort is minimal, but the impact of early detection is enormous. Make the right choice—don’t let the fear of a little discomfort keep you from a potentially life-saving decision.

Whether it’s your first time or a routine check, being informed and prepared will make your cancer screening test experience as smooth and stress-free as possible.

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Best Doctor for Colon Cancer Treatment in Chennai

Colon cancer treatment in Chennai offers advanced medical care and hope for patients battling this life-threatening condition. With access to state-of-the-art facilities, cutting-edge technology, and skilled oncologists, Chennai has emerged as a top destination for comprehensive cancer care in South India. Whether you’re in Tharamani, Thoraipakkam, OMR, or ECR, multiple centers offer specialized colon cancer treatment to improve outcomes and enhance quality of life.

This article provides a detailed guide to colon cancer, covering everything from early symptoms and causes to diagnosis, treatment, and prevention. It serves as a helpful resource for patients and caregivers seeking trusted information and top-tier care in Chennai.

What is Colon Cancer?

It typically starts as small, noncancerous polyps that may develop into malignant tumors over time. When detected early, colon cancer is highly treatable, which is why awareness and timely screening are critical.

Polyps usually don’t cause symptoms in their early stages, making regular screenings vital—especially for individuals over the age of 45 or with a family history of colorectal cancer.

Stages of Colon Cancer

Understanding the stages of colon cancer helps determine the most appropriate treatment plan. The stages are as follows:

Stage 0: Abnormal cells are found in the lining of the colon; often considered precancerous.

Stage I: Cancer is limited to the inner layers of the colon.

Stage II: Cancer has spread through the muscle layer to nearby tissues.

Stage III: Cancer has spread to one or more nearby lymph nodes.

Stage IV: Cancer has spread to distant organs such as the liver or lungs.

Chennai’s cancer hospitals are equipped with the latest imaging and diagnostic tools to accurately stage cancer and customize treatment plans accordingly.

Symptoms of Colon Cancer

Early-stage colon cancer often shows no symptoms.Persistent abdominal discomfort or cramps

Changes in bowel habits (diarrhea or constipation)

Blood in the stool or rectal bleeding

Unexplained weight loss

Fatigue or weakness

A feeling that the bowel doesn’t empty completely

If any of these symptoms persist, it’s important to consult a colon cancer specialist in Chennai immediately for timely screening and diagnosis.

Causes and Risk Factors

Genetic Factors:

Family history of colorectal cancer

Inherited syndromes like Lynch syndrome or familial adenomatous polyposis (FAP)

Lifestyle-Related Causes:

Low-fiber, high-fat diet

Sedentary lifestyle

Obesity

Smoking and alcohol consumption

Diagnosis of Colon Cancer in Chennai

Chennai hospitals offer a wide array of diagnostic tools and screening options to detect colon cancer in its early stages. These include:

1. Colonoscopy

A thin tube with a camera is inserted into the rectum to view the colon and remove polyps for biopsy.

2. CT Colonography (Virtual Colonoscopy)

Uses imaging to create detailed pictures of the colon and rectum.

3. Stool-Based Tests

Includes fecal occult blood test (FOBT) and fecal immunochemical test (FIT) to detect blood in stool.

4. Biopsy

Tissue samples are taken and analyzed for cancer cells.

Leading diagnostic centers across Chennai, including those in Tharamani and OMR, offer these services under the supervision of experienced specialists.

Treatment Options for Colon Cancer in Chennai

The choice of treatment depends on the stage and location of the tumor, as well as the patient's overall health. The main treatment options include:

1. Surgery

Polypectomy and Local Excision: For early-stage cancer confined to polyps.

Colectomy: Partial or complete removal of the colon, depending on the extent of cancer.

Chennai's surgical oncologists are skilled in both open and laparoscopic procedures for faster recovery and reduced complications.

2. Chemotherapy

Drugs are used to kill cancer cells or stop their growth. It is often recommended post-surgery or in advanced stages of cancer.

3. Radiation Therapy

High-energy rays target and destroy cancer cells, especially useful in rectal cancer.

4. Targeted Therapy

Uses drugs that specifically attack cancer cells with minimal impact on healthy tissues.

5. Immunotherapy

Hospitals like those in Thoraipakkam and ECR provide tailored treatment plans using multidisciplinary teams for optimal outcomes.

Prevention of Colon Cancer

Get screened regularly, especially if you're over 45 or have a family history.

Adopt a healthy diet rich in fiber, fruits, and vegetables.

Exercise regularly to maintain a healthy weight.

Avoid smoking and limit alcohol intake.

Manage chronic conditions like diabetes or inflammatory bowel disease effectively.

Patient education programs in Chennai hospitals help spread awareness and encourage early detection through community outreach and regular health check-ups.

Why Choose Chennai for Colon Cancer Treatment?

Chennai stands out as a premier destination for colon cancer treatment due to several key factors:

Experienced Oncologists: Specialists trained in advanced techniques with years of experience.

Modern Infrastructure: Hospitals equipped with robotic surgery, high-definition imaging, and personalized oncology care.

Affordable Options: World-class treatment at a fraction of the cost compared to international facilities.

Geographic Accessibility: Cancer treatment centers available across areas like Tharamani, Thoraipakkam, OMR, and ECR.

Whether you are seeking surgical intervention, chemotherapy, or holistic cancer support, colon cancer treatment in Chennai ensures that patients receive timely, compassionate, and effective care.

Conclusion

Colon cancer treatment in Chennai offers a beacon of hope for those diagnosed with this serious illness. From early screening and accurate diagnosis to advanced treatment options and post-care support, Chennai’s hospitals are equipped to deliver comprehensive care. Locations such as Tharamani, Thoraipakkam, OMR, and ECR host specialized centers that combine technology with human compassion to improve patient outcomes.

If you or your loved one is experiencing symptoms or has concerns about colon cancer, don’t delay. Early detection can significantly increase survival rates. Schedule a consultation with a top specialist and take the first step toward recovery with the trusted colon cancer treatment available in Chennai. for more details:https://thearcgut.clinic/best-colorectal-surgeon-in-chennai/

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Cancer research has advanced so much over the past 80 years, leading to better detection, treatment, and survival rates

1940s–1960s: Early Chemotherapy and Radiation Therapy

• 1940s: The first chemotherapy drugs (like nitrogen mustard) were developed after observing their effects on blood cell production.

• 1950s: The discovery of DNA’s double-helix structure (Watson & Crick) laid the groundwork for understanding cancer at the genetic level.

• 1960s: Radiation therapy became more precise, improving survival for some cancers.

1970s–1990s: Targeted Treatments and Prevention

• 1971: The U.S. National Cancer Act increased funding for cancer research, marking the start of the “War on Cancer.”

• 1970s–80s: The first hormone therapies (like tamoxifen for breast cancer) were developed.

• 1986: The first cancer prevention vaccine (for Hepatitis B) was approved, helping prevent liver cancer.

• 1990s: The link between genetics and cancer (e.g., BRCA1 and BRCA2 genes for breast and ovarian cancer) was discovered, enabling genetic testing.

2000s–2010s: Immunotherapy and Precision Medicine

• 2001: Imatinib (Gleevec) was approved, a breakthrough targeted therapy for chronic myeloid leukemia (CML).

• 2010: The first cancer immunotherapy, Provenge, was approved for prostate cancer.

• 2014–2018: Checkpoint inhibitors (like Keytruda and Opdivo) transformed the treatment of melanoma, lung, and other cancers by helping the immune system attack tumors.

• 2017: CAR-T cell therapy, a groundbreaking gene therapy, was approved for certain blood cancers.

2020s: AI, Personalized Medicine, and mRNA Vaccines

• Artificial Intelligence (AI) is improving cancer detection in imaging (like mammograms and CT scans).

• mRNA cancer vaccines (based on COVID-19 vaccine technology) are in trials to help the immune system recognize and attack cancer cells.

• Liquid biopsies (blood tests) are becoming a less invasive way to detect cancer early.

Impact of These Advancements

• Cancer survival rates have improved significantly—for example, the 5-year survival rate for childhood leukemia has gone from 10% in the 1960s to over 90% today.

• Targeted therapies and immunotherapies have made some previously untreatable cancers manageable.

• Early detection methods (like HPV testing and colonoscopies) have helped prevent cancers before they start.

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What is Ulcerative Colitis: A Comprehensive Summary

Ulcerative colitis (UC) is a chronic, inflammatory bowel disease (IBD) characterised by continuous inflammation of the colonic lining, beginning in the rectum and potentially extending proximally throughout the entire colon. UC is limited to the colon and involves only the superficial layers.

UC is a relapsing-remitting condition, meaning it alternates between periods of active disease (flares) and times of little or no symptoms (remission). Its onset can be gradual or sudden, and the severity can range from mild discomfort to life-threatening complications.

When your gut doesn’t feel good, nothing else feels right. Pain, bloating, and unpredictable bowel movements can make you feel helpless. It’s not just physical; it impacts your confidence, routines, and relationships. Many people live with chronic digestive discomfort without knowing that a condition like ulcerative colitis could be the cause, and that it’s treatable.

What are the symptoms of UC? How do I know if I have UC?

The clinical presentation of ulcerative colitis depends on the extent and severity of the disease. Symptoms may develop gradually or suddenly and may vary from person to person.

Intestinal Symptoms

Bloody diarrhoea: This is the hallmark symptom, often with mucus.

Abdominal pain: Commonly crampy and located in the lower left quadrant.

Urgency and pain during defecation: Sudden urge to defecate and a feeling of incomplete evacuation.

Increased frequency of bowel movements: Often more than six times per day during flares.

Passage of stools in sleep causes extreme discomfort and may disrupt sleep.

2. Generalised Symptoms

Fever

Fatigue

Weight loss

Anaemia: Due to chronic blood loss and inflammation.

3. Problems outside of the intestine:

UC is associated with systemic inflammation that can affect other organs:

Arthritis: Especially peripheral joints.

Uveitis and episcleritis: Eye inflammation.

Erythema nodosum and pyoderma gangrenosum: Skin manifestations.

Primary sclerosing cholangitis (PSC): A liver disease that can occur in association with UC.

Why did I get UC? What are the Causes and Risk Factors?

The exact cause of ulcerative colitis remains unknown. It is believed to be the result of a complex interplay of genetic, environmental, immune-related, and microbial factors.

Here are some key contributors:

Genetic Factors

Family history increases the risk significantly. First-degree relatives of individuals with UC are at a higher risk.

2. Immune System Dysfunction

UC is thought to be an autoimmune condition, where the immune system inappropriately attacks the lining of the colon.

3. Environmental Factors

Geography: More common in industrialised countries, particularly in North America and Northern Europe.

Diet: High-fat and high-sugar diets, low intake of fruits and vegetables, and excessive red meat consumption may increase risk.

Smoking: Interestingly, UC is less common in smokers. Some studies suggest that smoking may have a protective effect against UC.

Hygiene hypothesis: Overly sterile environments may lead to immune system dysregulation.

4. Gut bacteria

Alterations in the diversity and composition of intestinal bacteria (dysbiosis) have been noted in UC.

A reduction in beneficial bacteria and an increase in harmful species may contribute to inflammation.

How is Ulcerative Colitis Diagnosed?

The diagnosis of UC is based on a combination of clinical evaluation, laboratory tests, imaging, and endoscopic examination with biopsy.

Laboratory Tests

Complete blood count (CBC): May show anaemia or elevated white blood cell count.

C-reactive protein (CRP) and ESR: Markers of inflammation.

Fecal calprotectin: Elevated in intestinal inflammation.

2. Endoscopy

Colonoscopy with biopsy: The gold standard. Shows continuous inflammation beginning in the rectum. Biopsies confirm mucosal inflammation and rule out infections or dysplasia.

3. Imaging

Abdominal X-rays or CT scans: To assess complications like toxic megacolon or perforation.

Types of Ulcerative Colitis

UC is classified by the extent of colonic involvement:

Ulcerative proctitis: Inflammation limited to the rectum.

Left-sided colitis: Extends from the rectum to the splenic flexure.

Pancolitis: Involves the entire colon.

Do I need treatment for UC? Will I need surgery?

The goal of treatment is to induce and maintain remission, reduce symptoms, and improve quality of life. Therapy depends on disease severity and extent.

The main objective is to suppress inflammation, assist in healing, and sustain remission for as long as possible.

Conclusion

Ulcerative colitis can be a chronic condition, but it doesn’t have to dominate your life. With early diagnosis, an appropriate treatment regimen, and frequent medical check-ups, most individuals can successfully control their symptoms and lead a good quality of life.

Knowing your body, monitoring symptoms, and steering clear of personal triggers can help minimise flare-ups. From medication to diet to surgery, regular contact with your doctor is necessary to get appropriate care at any point.

If you have symptoms of ulcerative colitis or suspect you might, consult a Ulcerative Colitis Specialist at Chirag Hospitals to begin appropriate care.

Continue reading here to know more about: Ulcerative Colitis

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What Are the Best Treatment Options for Colorectal Cancer in Mumbai?

Colorectal cancer treatment in Mumbai is crucial for patients seeking to overcome this life-threatening disease. If you're in search of effective care, the Cancer Surgery Clinic in Mumbai provides specialized treatment plans designed to cater to the unique needs of each patient. With cutting-edge medical technologies and experienced oncologists, this clinic offers hope to individuals battling colorectal cancer. You can learn more about colorectal cancer treatment in Mumbai here.

What Makes Colorectal Cancer Treatment in Mumbai So Effective?

The key to successful colorectal cancer treatment in Mumbai lies in the comprehensive approach to care. Hospitals and clinics in Mumbai use advanced diagnostic techniques, including colonoscopies and imaging tests, to accurately stage the cancer. This ensures the treatment plan is personalized, targeting the cancer cells while minimizing damage to healthy tissue.

How Is the Diagnosis of Colorectal Cancer Performed in Mumbai?

An early diagnosis can significantly improve the chances of recovery. Clinics offering colorectal cancer treatment in Mumbai provide state-of-the-art diagnostic services to identify colorectal cancer at its earliest stages. Doctors use tools like CT scans, MRIs, and biopsies to determine the precise location and stage of the cancer, allowing for targeted therapy options.

What Are the Treatment Modalities Available for Colorectal Cancer in Mumbai?

Patients seeking colorectal cancer treatment in Mumbai are offered various treatment options depending on the cancer stage. Common treatments include surgery, chemotherapy, radiation therapy, and targeted therapies. Surgeons at the Cancer Surgery Clinic are experts in minimally invasive surgical techniques that reduce recovery time and improve overall patient outcomes.

Is Minimally Invasive Surgery an Option for Colorectal Cancer in Mumbai?

Minimally invasive surgery is one of the most sought-after methods for colorectal cancer treatment in Mumbai. This approach involves smaller incisions, leading to less pain, shorter hospital stays, and faster recovery times. Many patients prefer this option as it allows them to get back to their normal life with minimal disruption.

Why Choose Cancer Surgery Clinic for Colorectal Cancer Treatment in Mumbai?

The Cancer Surgery Clinic is a top choice for colorectal cancer treatment in Mumbai due to its highly skilled team of oncologists and surgeons. They offer personalized treatment plans, ensuring that each patient receives the best care suited to their specific needs. Located in the heart of Mumbai, this clinic provides world-class care with a compassionate approach.

What Is the Role of Chemotherapy in Colorectal Cancer Treatment in Mumbai?

Chemotherapy plays a vital role in the treatment of colorectal cancer. Clinics in Mumbai, including Cancer Surgery Clinic, provide chemotherapy treatments tailored to the patient's unique diagnosis. Depending on the cancer stage, chemotherapy may be used before surgery to shrink the tumor or after surgery to eliminate remaining cancer cells.

What Support Services Are Available for Colorectal Cancer Patients in Mumbai?

A comprehensive cancer care journey includes more than just medical treatment. Colorectal cancer treatment in Mumbai at the Cancer Surgery Clinic also includes support services such as nutritional counseling, psychological support, and rehabilitation services. These services are designed to help patients cope with the physical and emotional challenges of cancer treatment.

How Do I Get Started with Colorectal Cancer Treatment in Mumbai?

If you're considering colorectal cancer treatment in Mumbai, it's important to first schedule a consultation with a specialist. The Cancer Surgery Clinic offers thorough consultations to assess your condition and discuss potential treatment options. With a focus on personalized care, you can trust their team to guide you through every step of the treatment process.

Where Can I Find the Cancer Surgery Clinic in Mumbai?The Cancer Surgery Clinic is conveniently located for patients seeking colorectal cancer treatment in Mumbai. You can easily find the clinic’s location on Google Maps, making it easy to access world-class treatment in the heart of Mumbai.

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Colorectal Cancer Treatment in Chennai

Facing a diagnosis of colorectal cancer can be overwhelming. But at Target Cancer Care, we believe that cancer care should not only focus on treatment—it should also provide hope, clarity, and personalized support at every step. As a leading center for colorectal cancer treatment in Chennai, we are committed to offering more than just medical intervention—we offer a partnership in healing.

Whether you’ve just been diagnosed, are exploring your treatment options, or seeking a second opinion, our team is here to guide you with expert care and heartfelt compassion. We combine advanced technology with a patient-centered approach to ensure the best possible outcomes.

What Is Colorectal Cancer?

Colorectal cancer originates in the colon or rectum, which are vital parts of the large intestine responsible for processing food and eliminating waste. The disease begins when abnormal cells start to multiply uncontrollably, often forming a tumor. While early stages may not show symptoms, colorectal cancer can progress and spread to other organs if not detected early.

At Target Cancer Care, we focus on early detection through advanced diagnostics and provide customized treatment plans based on each patient’s unique condition.

Types of Colorectal Cancer

Colorectal cancer can take various forms, each requiring a different treatment strategy:

Adenocarcinoma: The most common type, starting in cells that produce mucus in the colon or rectum.

Carcinoid Tumors: Arise in hormone-producing cells.

Gastrointestinal Stromal Tumors (GISTs): Rare tumors found in the colon wall.

Lymphomas and Sarcomas: Uncommon, but can occur in colon tissue.

At Target Cancer Care, we treat all types of colorectal cancer with precision and care, using tumor board reviews to determine the most effective treatment path for every individual.

Recognizing Symptoms Early

Recognizing the early signs of colorectal cancer is crucial for timely treatment. Common symptoms include:

Persistent changes in bowel habits (constipation, diarrhea, or narrow stools)

Blood in stool or rectal bleeding

Abdominal pain, cramps, or bloating

Unexplained weight loss

Chronic fatigue or weakness

A sensation that your bowel doesn’t empty completely

If you notice any of these symptoms lasting more than a few weeks, consult a specialist. Early detection greatly improves treatment outcomes.

What Causes Colorectal Cancer?

Colorectal cancer often results from a combination of genetic, environmental, and lifestyle factors. Key causes and risk enhancers include:

Family History: A close relative with colon or rectal cancer.

Diet: High in red or processed meat, low in fiber.

Lifestyle: Sedentary habits, obesity, smoking, and alcohol consumption.

Medical History: Polyps, inflammatory bowel disease, type 2 diabetes.

Genetic Syndromes: Lynch syndrome and familial adenomatous polyposis (FAP).

At Target Cancer Care, we help patients understand and manage these risk factors through screenings, genetic counseling, and preventive lifestyle guidance.

When Should You See a Doctor?

Early medical attention is essential. Consider visiting a doctor if:

You are over the age of 45 and haven’t been screened.

You experience unusual bowel changes or blood in your stool.

You feel persistent fatigue without explanation.

You have a family history of colorectal cancer.

We offer comprehensive screening packages designed to detect early-stage colorectal cancer, helping patients act before symptoms worsen.

Diagnosis: How Colorectal Cancer Is Identified

An accurate diagnosis is the foundation of effective treatment. At Target Cancer Care, we use state-of-the-art diagnostic tools, including:

Colonoscopy: A flexible camera is used to view the entire colon and detect abnormalities.

Biopsy: Tissue samples are collected and examined under a microscope.

Blood Tests: To assess tumor markers like CEA (Carcinoembryonic Antigen).

Imaging Scans: CT, MRI, and PET-CT scans provide detailed views of the tumor's location and spread.

Our modern diagnostic facilities ensure fast, reliable results, enabling our team to create a tailored treatment plan promptly.

Risk Factors You Should Know

Being aware of risk factors helps in taking preventive action. The most common include:

Age: Most diagnoses occur after age 50.

Family History: Close relatives with colon cancer raise your risk.

Diet & Lifestyle: Low fiber, high-fat diets, and inactivity.

Smoking and Alcohol: Increase risk significantly.

Obesity and Diabetes: Raise overall cancer susceptibility.

At Target Cancer Care, we take a proactive approach by advising on diet, exercise, and screening protocols to help reduce these risks.

How Is Colorectal Cancer Treated?

Treatment depends on the type, stage, and spread of the cancer. Our team uses the latest treatments to ensure safe, effective recovery:

1. Surgery

Polypectomy: Removes polyps during colonoscopy.

Partial Colectomy: Removes cancer-affected sections of the colon.

Robotic & Laparoscopic Surgery: Minimally invasive with quicker recovery.

2. Chemotherapy

Destroys cancer cells using drugs, especially useful after surgery to prevent recurrence.

3. Radiation Therapy

Used to shrink tumors or treat rectal cancers before/after surgery.

4. Targeted Therapy

These medications aim at specific cancer cells with fewer side effects.

5. Immunotherapy

Boosts the immune system to recognize and fight cancer cells.

At Target Cancer Care, we provide individualized treatment plans, ensuring the best approach for your specific diagnosis and condition.

Comprehensive Patient Support

Treatment is only part of the journey. We offer:

Rehabilitation and physiotherapy

Nutritional support and customized meal plans

Psycho-oncology counseling

Palliative care for advanced-stage cases

We walk with our patients through every phase of treatment and recovery—medically and emotionally.

Cost of Colorectal Cancer Treatment in Chennai

Understanding the cost helps families plan effectively. Colon cancer treatment cost in Chennai varies based on:

Type and stage of cancer

Type of treatment (surgery, chemo, etc.)

Duration of hospitalization

Diagnostics, medications, and follow-ups

On average, colorectal cancer treatment in Chennai ranges between ₹2,00,000 to ₹12,00,000 depending on complexity. At Target Cancer Care, we offer transparent pricing, financial counseling, and insurance assistance to ease the burden.

Why Choose Target Cancer Care?

Expert Team: Oncologists, surgeons, nutritionists, and counselors under one roof.

Advanced Technology: From robotic surgery to precision imaging.

Personalized Approach: Tailored plans for every patient.

Holistic Support: Emotional, nutritional, and rehabilitative care.

Ethical, Transparent Care: No surprises, only support.

We are proud to offer one of the most trusted colorectal cancer treatment programs in Chennai, with patient satisfaction and recovery as our top priorities.

Final Words: Hope Starts Here

Colorectal cancer is treatable—especially when caught early. At Target Cancer Care, we believe in more than just treatment—we believe in hope, healing, and human connection. Our goal is to stand by you with compassion, medical excellence, and unwavering support.

If you or a loved one needs help with colorectal cancer treatment in Chennai, don’t delay. Reach out to Target Cancer Care today and take the next step toward recovery, peace of mind, and a healthier future. For more details visit https://targetcancer.care/bone-cancer-treatment-in-chennai/

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Are These Gut Symptoms Ruining Your Health? Dr Roy Advises Varanasi Citizens to Stay Alert

Your digestive tract works 24/7, silently fueling every cell in your body. When it begins to protest, the signals are often subtle—until they’re not. Below, Dr Saumyaleen Roy—board-certified gut health specialist in Varanasi with 15 years of clinical experience—breaks down five warning signs you shouldn’t brush off.

1. Persistent Acidity or Chest-Burn

That fiery sensation after dinner may feel routine, but chronic heartburn damages the oesophagus and raises cancer risk. Dr Roy’s clinic offers evidence-based acidity and reflux treatment Varanasi locals trust: high-definition endoscopy, pH monitoring, and a personalised plan that blends medication with diet tweaks (skip late-night pakoras, add fibre‐rich bananas). Early care prevents ulceration and restores meal-time joy.

2. Daily Bloating & Trapped Gas

If loosening your belt has become a ritual, suspect a microbiome imbalance. Over-fermentation of carbs and unabsorbed fats inflate the bowel like a balloon. Our bloating and gas treatment in Varanasi targets root causes—lactose intolerance, SIBO, or sluggish motility—rather than masking the symptom with antacids. Expect a breath test, probiotic roadmap, and spice-level advice tailored to Varanasi cuisine.

3. Unexplained Weight Swings

Dropping kilos without dieting or packing pounds despite salads? Malabsorption, thyroid overlap, or a sneaky stomach ulcer may be stealing nutrients. Dr Roy runs complete metabolic panels and upper-GI imaging to catch culprits early. Correcting the issue means you gain—or lose—weight for the right reasons, not because your gut is betraying you.

4. Drain-You-Dry Fatigue

Eight hours of sleep yet you wake up exhausted? Poor digestion starves cells of iron, B-vitamins, and electrolytes. A Gastroenterologist in Varanasi can connect the dots between gut malabsorption and that afternoon slump. Intravenous nutrient therapy, enzyme support, and food-pairing education (think citrus + dal for better iron uptake) jump-start natural energy.

5. Blood in Stool or Rock-Hard Constipation

Seeing red on tissue or enduring less-than-weekly bowel motions? These are crimson alerts, not mere “digestive quirks.” They could signal haemorrhoids, polyps, or early-stage colon disease. A timely colonoscopy under Dr Roy’s gentle guidance is faster and less scary than living with uncertainty—and it can be lifesaving.

Why Choose Dr Saumyaleen Roy?

Advanced Tech: Olympus-4K endoscopy & FibroScan for painless liver checks

Holistic Lens: Dieticians, physiotherapists, and mental-health counsellors in-house

Transparent Pricing: No hidden fees; every test explained before it’s booked

Local Trust: 600+ five-star reviews from Varanasi families within the last two years

Ready to Listen to Your Gut?

Ignoring symptoms today means a steeper, costlier road tomorrow. Book an appointment and reclaim the comfort to enjoy kachoris at Dashashwamedh Ghat—without fear of post-snack burn.