#come on. come on. they could've afforded it. if dick really had to come back to gotham for a temporary stint where he tried to find himself

[roobylavender]

(Really long ask ahead i’m sorry!) I think your thoughts on dick and his similarities vs differences to bruce are so interesting! Personally i’m wondering how much of NTT played an influence on this kind of characterization bc i’ve never fully finished ntt but i read like nearly all the pre-80s batman 1940 issues lol and dick very much was portrayed as more idealistic than bruce in some ways while more no-nonsense (? For lack of better word) in other ways, like when it comes to batman easing up a little on selina for romance reasons LOL. Though ofc dick totally turns into - well, a dick - in team books, as i grow older i find myself far more compelled by a potential story of an 18 yr old who seemed to have the whole weight of the world on his shoulders (by his own perception) and breaking under his own impractically strong sense of duty and sky-high expectations for others, then realizing as he grows older that it doesn’t have to be that way esp after seeing the perspectives of characters like kory, wally, joey, roy, etc. Like personally as someone who never really had a huge interest in NTT anyway, i’m surprised at how desperately people want to hold on to the characterization of dick when he was 18-19 and never letting him grow past that, like it’s so difficult for me to believe that at age 25 he would be the same uptight controlling kid that he was at 19. Maybe i’m biased though bc i was like one of those insufferable INTJ internet stereotypes as a teenager, and while that worldview did bring me achievements i’m proud of like the fact that i’m in med school rn studying what i love, i still know that at age 22 i have changed SO much from when i was 18 and i can’t imagine any reasonably mature or normally-functioning person (let alone someone high-functioning like dick) not doing the same lol. Especially since dick is the kind of person who would literally die if he’s not constantly growing and evolving past his faults bc of his insufferable perfectionism, idk how he’d be willfully blind to the negative effects of his worldview in early NTT and refuse to grow from there. He even has a quote that’s like “i’ve spent years as a student of my own behavior” which i always found highly encouraging bc i know he really does want to improve himself even at his worst. It reminds me of that Marcus Aurelius quote: “if someone can prove me wrong and show me my mistake in any thought or action, i shall gladly change. I seek the truth, which never harmed anyone; the harm is to persist in one’s own self-deception and ignorance.” But what are your thoughts? (Thank you for reading all this 🥹)

oh i absolutely agree! i cannot tell you how many times i think about the person i was a couple years ago and who i am now like i cringe so much omg.. maturity is an ever persistent process even if we don't recognize its effects immediately and it absolutely is crazy to think that anyone would remain in such a static state of mind for several years on end. esp when like you said dick is someone who wants to be better! so despite his several hypocrisies it is nonetheless in his best interests to look internally and analyze and evolve. and i feel like that very much could have happened had there been any actual segue between dick's breakup with kory and his re-entry into the batfam. i don't think there was much of a connection between these two sets of writers at all and so what you got is what felt like two very distinct parts of dick's life that didn't necessarily reveal a bridge point. so it's not entirely unrealistic that dick may grow to be the person (at least to some extent) that bat canon portrayed him to be in the years that followed but i certainly think as it stands it felt unearned and like all of his issues explored in ntt were conveniently swept to the side without any semblance of closure (albeit i do think some of these issues are addressed in outsiders '03 but in that dickheaded way that winick explores things generally. so i'm not sure it's the kind of closure people actually want). it's very sad and ig that's what people cling to more than anything. it's not that they're opposed to him growing to be a better person but that they're opposed to a version of dick who feels like he sprung out of nothing

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Amber & Cosmo

Amber: [Okay so OG he finds her in Dash's room obvs he's not there like lowkey ransacking it and then we started the convo after that of her being like I'm not a burglar or a bunny boiler just for your info] Cosmo: [we know you're just walking away 'cos could not care less about your brother and his ridiculous life] Amber: not a stalker but realise getting in your inbox to claim that is a defeat.... Cosmo: you're in the wrong room, if you are Amber: it's the right room to get my zip back, information you don't need to alibi me, but can have because it's the right thing to do too Cosmo: I don't care Cosmo: as long as you keep your haul limited to his room and his shit Amber: I'm only taking back what's mine, not a burglar either Amber: window entry was just flare Cosmo: and if you knocked, you wouldn't be let in Amber: you don't want a conventional first meeting or impression, I'm fine with that Cosmo: all cold callers say they ain't Cosmo: we haven't had the jehovas in for a cup of tea either Amber: I don't work in a call centre or leaflet for any organised religions Amber: yet Cosmo: dream big Cosmo: just need to organize them and their thoughts Amber: organisation isn't my forte but dreaming in any size Amber: that I can do Cosmo: you don't say Amber: do you have something you wanna say? Cosmo: Neither in your house nor your inbox so no Amber: relax, I won't be in your house much longer Cosmo: You're telling me to relax Cosmo: I could've called the police Cosmo: see what they reckon to not a burglar Amber: but you didn't and I'll be gone before they get here if you decide to now Amber: you know, passive aggression towards me is one thing, but threatening a real act of... Cosmo: I don't see how breaking and entering, actually doing so, is less than a threat Cosmo: but I haven't, and I'm not going to, but you can still leave as fast as if I have Amber: I'm not scary, you don't have to feel unsafe Cosmo: I'm not scared of you Amber: so you aren't under threat Amber: not like say, a non-white person against the police Cosmo: My property is Cosmo: and other people live here Amber: once I have my property back, I'll leave Amber: Dash's dirty laundry is a greater threat to me than I am to it Cosmo: if it's drugs, it'll be long gone Amber: not in this amount Amber: he won't have had time Amber: yet Cosmo: so you're a dealer Cosmo: chalk it up to a loss Cosmo: you aren't the only one he knows, nor the only girl he'd share with Amber: no, it's for personal use Amber: but that doesn't mean solely his personal use Cosmo: or yours Cosmo: if you don't make them pay, the lines are bound to get blurred Amber: it's a clear line, don't steal from me Cosmo: so is knocking and yet here you are Cosmo: hardly surprising he doesn't pay attention to rules either, is it Amber: next time, boy Cosmo: next time, I'll make sure I'm out Amber: so more like last time Cosmo: if you're that stupid, sure Amber: if you're gonna be this rude, I'll be sure to avoid you, yes Cosmo: I'm rude? He's the one that stole your shit to do with someone else Amber: he's rude too, does that make you feel better? Cosmo: you're here unapologetically and still, uninvited Cosmo: got no business telling me who's rude, especially when I'm well aware of what a cunt he is Amber: you surprised me! I haven't asked for an apology Amber: and he invited me in a few days ago, but if you'd like me to concede, I'll do it Amber: well aware I shouldn't be here Cosmo: you aren't getting an apology, why the hell do you think you deserve one Amber: because I was 😨😱 Amber: don't sneak up on girls you haven't even said hello to Cosmo: it's my house Cosmo: I weren't the one sneaking anywhere Amber: I'm not high, I know I don't live here Cosmo: That's a start Cosmo: good for you Amber: thanks Cosmo: 👍 Amber: your validation is such an unexpected bonus 🍒🍨 Cosmo: calm down Amber: has telling a girl what to do ever worked for you? Cosmo: how did telling me to relax work for you? Cosmo: apologies your race and sex cards haven't been winners Amber: I wasn't telling you to relax because I can't handle your emotions Amber: is the difference Cosmo: yeah, because that's relevant Amber: why isn't it? Amber: if you can't read my tone Cosmo: I don't want to handle your bullshit Cosmo: there's no difference Amber: and I don't want you to work yourself up over someone you haven't met and don't need to see again Amber: that's for your sake, not mine Amber: the key difference Cosmo: yeah, that's what you all say Cosmo: how considerate of you Amber: I can come through your windows without being some BIG BAD Cosmo: you think you get to decide that? Amber: no Amber: but I can decide to try and leave you with an impression that's less...THAT...can't I? Cosmo: you don't need to try for someone you haven't met and don't need to see again Cosmo: why would you Amber: oh so you get to decide about me AND who I try for, along with why Amber: that makes sense, thanks Cosmo: I'm pointing out your hypocrisy Cosmo: see what that pisses you off Cosmo: but there's no need, telling you that for your sake, not my own Amber: I'd like to meet you, there's the flaw in what you're trying to do Amber: you can keep pointing instead of shaking hands if you want to though Cosmo: Why Cosmo: we have nothing in common, that's obvious without doing more than looking Amber: why do we need to have anything in common to do more than look? Amber: it's just an introduction Cosmo: there's no point Cosmo: it's exchanging pleasantries that isn't going anywhere Cosmo: we've avoided that, it's a good thing Amber: cynic Amber: we could go somewhere together Cosmo: doing labels now, are we Amber: you have been since you 👀 Cosmo: I've not called you shit Cosmo: but a dealer, which was evidence based Amber: I'm not gonna pretend I don't feel your digs at me Cosmo: I'm not your kind of person, you ain't mine Cosmo: no need to get upset about it Amber: what is my kind of person? Amber: that's a really strange thing to say Cosmo: my brother etc Cosmo: why is that strange? Amber: because it is Amber: I've slept with him once, so I see why you would go there, but I've also set foot outside of the commune Cosmo: you still prefer the people who live there, don't you Amber: I like plenty of people who live there, I like plenty of people I go to school with too Cosmo: copout Amber: if you desperately need me to admit there's plenty of idiots who live there, I can, that's true Cosmo: don't need you to do anything Amber: then why are you like this? Cosmo: excuse me Amber: if you don't need anything from me, like to go away as an obvious guess, you should be fine to talk to me Amber: but you're not so Amber: I'm just asking Cosmo: because, as we've already discussed, there's no point talking Amber: okay, stop Cosmo: I'm not doing anything Amber: you're replying to me, if you don't want to, stop Cosmo: have you gone Amber: no Cosmo: fucking hell Amber: you could help me look Cosmo: I could Cosmo: but I'm telling you, it's gone Cosmo: [showing up and standing in the doorway like 😒] Amber: [just casually jumping out of her skin when she realises he's there unannounced because not expecting him to actually come] Cosmo: [making a move forward 'cos not trying to scare her or be that kind of dick but like, what can you say or do so moving back almost as quick, looking around Dash's room in disgust casually] Amber: [loling but at herself not him obviously and continuing to look even though you know he's right and it is not likely to be here] Cosmo: [leaning against the door frame 'cos tall and folding your arms 'you should just take something of his and make it even'] Amber: [looking at him and then around the room like what though] Cosmo: [shrugs like it's all shit to me, there must be something you want though] Amber: [doing a pouty face like you're meant to be helping me because lbr there's nothing she wants] Cosmo: [reluctantly steps in and sighs like right, let's see 'how much was it worth, roughly?'] Amber: ['I didn't buy it, my dad did' her own sigh 'he's gonna be upset with me' aggressively keeps searching] Cosmo: ['say he stole it, then he can be upset with him' like duh but also, don't freak out] Amber: ['that's fine until your brother thinks he's upset with him because he didn't call me back or whatever outdated notion he thinks my dad thinks in'] Cosmo: [shakes his head like 🙄] Amber: [goes to sit on the window ledge like I'll just leave] Cosmo: [goes in his pocket to get his wallet like, how much 'some of his clothes that aren't trashed are pretty expensive'] Amber: [such an offended look like you better not offer me cash rn boy but looking through his wardrobe halfheartedly because you are annoyed and forlorn that Dash would be a dick like this] Amber: [I like to imagine an avalanche of shit falls out and nearly kills her lol so that stops that] Cosmo: [an amused lol 'not much point trashing the place' kicking some pile of trash over like, he'll never notice] Amber: ['I should've come in a maid outfit, you'd have let me in' oh the double meaning there gal] Cosmo: [a look like did you just 'can't afford to give you that much, sorry' and another shrug] Amber: [looks him up and down like your clothes look expensive too and softly tuts but then lols because we're not serious obvs] Cosmo: ['what?' like what are you looking at, what are you laughing at, either way we're uncomfortable] Amber: [shakes her head but not in a 🙄 way just like genuinely don't worry about it] Cosmo: ['what will your dad do?'] Amber: [does her best impression of a disappointed hippie dad] Cosmo: ['you'll live then' quiet 'cos dad disappointment is no joke here] Amber: ['harmless is his entire vibe, for sure' because it is 'I'm here for me' but shrugs like I guess I'll have to give up though] Cosmo: ['you like him, do you?'] Amber: ['my dad?' a confused look like obviously I love him what do you mean] Cosmo: ['no' and looks around the room like this dickhead, clearly] Amber: [a laugh like oh okay 'not any more'] Cosmo: [tuts 'you laugh a lot'] Amber: ['is that a crime too?' but said in an amused way] Cosmo: [shakes head 'just weird' but does a half-smile at her] Amber: [fully smiles back at him like he's given her a compliment and goes downstairs to get herself some juice or something because forever making ourselves at home/treating this place like a hotel in the spirit of the OG convo] Cosmo: rude not to say goodbye Amber: it's not, I'm coming back Cosmo: what do you mean Amber: I'm not saying goodbye when I haven't left Amber: yet Cosmo: what are you doing Amber: [a photo of the inside of the fridge] Amber: do you want a drink too? Cosmo: do you always make yourself at home like this Amber: do you mind? Cosmo: bit late if I did Amber: but I can leave my glass here, walk back up and you can retrace my steps to bring it to me if you do Cosmo: I owe you hospitality? Cosmo: nah Amber: are you going to answer my question or just your own? Cosmo: I did Cosmo: you've got your drink now Cosmo: enjoy it Amber: would you like one or not, because you didn't tell me that Cosmo: I'm fine Amber: [enough time to have drank her juice shelby, wash and dry the glass and put it away and then she's back] Cosmo: [just looking at her like what the fuck but not saying anything] Amber: [just looking at him like what excuse me for being thirsty sir] Cosmo: [shaking his head like never mind 'cos not getting into that again 'what are you gonna do then?'] Amber: [shaking her head back like idk 'go home'] Cosmo: ['you can leave through the door, like' like you didn't need to come back up then 'thought you were gonna fuck up his shit or something' and shrugs like why did you then] Amber: ['you wanted a goodbye first' mirrors his shrug but is smiling and not in a mard, pushes one of his skateboards along the floor and it doesn't move cos there's so much shit everywhere like I think he's trashed this room/his stuff enough tbh] Cosmo: [😳😒 'I didn't WANT anything' puts his feet on top of it like he's gonna jump and break it 'twat' but said under his breath not to her] Amber: ['well I don't want you to think I'm rude' looks around like why does he have so many skateboards when he literally only needs one] Cosmo: [looks at what she's looking at and shrugs 'dad went through a buying-our-love phase and he was only too happy to take advantage of it, of course' picks one up and spins the wheels 'these are custom, you know' and rolls his eyes with the wheels like, why even] Amber: ['what did you get?' because genuinely curious, then has a ponder about what he's just said 'I don't think I can carry all of these even if I use the door to leave' because thinking she's gonna have to take every skateboard away lol] Cosmo: [does not reply, looking 'round the room with more vigor 'there's a special screwdriver for it, somewhere in here'] Amber: [googles what it looks like so she knows and then takes however long to find it and holds it up triumphantly with a mischievous face on] Cosmo: [smiles back like that's the one] Amber: [tries to do it but clearly is struggling so gotta hand over the tool and the task even if you are adorably pouty about it] Cosmo: [not at all smugly taking all these wheels off and throwing them at her] Amber: [😠 like can you not throw shit at me please but also because of how effortlessly he's doing it when she could not again looking adorable though soz gal] Cosmo: [doing an awh face at her] Amber: [throwing something from Dash's floor at him because she's not a chill hippie stereotype soz parentals] Cosmo: [probably catching it, damn reflexes] Amber: [when you're more impressed than you are fuming now like okay boy damn are you a superhero] Cosmo: [shrugs 'football'] Amber: ['you're the one who stops everyone else having fun' like it makes sense why he's so grumpy, not really what a goalkeeper is babe but go off] Cosmo: [a look like you what 'cos does not get it, then when he gets it shaking his head like oh, but no 'not the only one that needs decent reflexes though'] Amber: [🤔 face 'are you the scorer?' we out here knowing all the football terminology bye] Cosmo: [lols a bit but not harshly like omg you don't know 'cos not that dick, just amused, but go off about this nerdy football jargon I simply do not understand, pretty sure you were some variation of centre-forward which can be striker, can be attacking midfielder, whatever, and his shirt number was 9] Amber: [asking questions because you're interested and like learning new shit which makes her the anti wag, we're having a lovely time] Cosmo: [The No.9 is usually given to a football team's centre forward or main striker, a prolific goalscorer in any given formation, especially the likes of 4-3-3, 4-2-2 or 4-2-3-1. Purely putting this here so I might remember lmao but yes, have a convo with someone who ain't your dad/squad mates] Amber: [she's literally forgotten why she's even here, hotel california not cos you can't leave but because you don't wanna gal] Cosmo: [finding Dash's most expensive t-shirt or hoodie or whatever and putting all the wheels in it like a makeshift bag for her, flinging the boards out the still opened window like job done there then] Amber: ['what should I do with these?' again a genuine question 'other than stringing one onto a necklace' because we know her aesthetic and I remember she literally left one for him after this OG so I'll have to find that and look] Cosmo: ['juggle?' 'cos truly, what can you do with them 'could make a treasure hunt for him, but then he'll know you're upset with him and it'll be the dad situation all over again' ] Amber: [does try juggling with them and isn't terrible but isn't like circus ready lol 'I'll make it for you, you'd love finding one in your football shoe, wouldn't you?' smiling because plays into the stalker thing but also is just a fun mental image] Cosmo: ['leave it out' but in an amused way, not actually terrified lol] Amber: ['but if I attach them to the bottom, you could rollerskate after the ball' imagine please lol] Cosmo: ['just slow me down' #flex but like 'don't actually fuck with my boots, tah'] Amber: [a face like yeah okay boy but we're #into the flex really 'okay, fine, wouldn't wanna be rude' gathering all your shit together 'time to check out' because hotel refs needed] Cosmo: [just looking up like oh, okay, 'cos this has been surreal af] Amber: [kissing him on the cheek as a thank you and a goodbye] Amber: [sends him a series of pictures of his name spelled out in skateboard wheels like each letter in different locations, not knowing he doesn't fuck with his name heavily] Cosmo: marks and validation for creativity, stalker Cosmo: but no one calls me that, you'd know that if you were a good one Amber: what do they call you? 🚀🪐💫⭐️ Cosmo: Haynes Cosmo: or 9 Amber: because you've got that many lives? Cosmo: shirt number Cosmo: but I'll take that favourable comparison Amber: if I had a bedroom I'd let you in through the window 😼 boy Cosmo: where do you sleep? Cosmo: or get any privacy, for that matter Amber: privacy for what? Amber: I like the hammocks when those are free Cosmo: what do you think you need privacy for Amber: if you're talking about sex, you know the answer Amber: I wasn't visiting your house to talk about the bible, remember Cosmo: I weren't Amber: no mothers have any time alone in the bathroom and they survive 9️⃣ Cosmo: there's reason most people don't live like that Cosmo: and a reason cults do Cosmo: you've got fuck all time to yourself and your own thoughts Amber: do you only have time to yourself on the 🚽? Cosmo: no, 'cos I've got a room, and a bed that's my own Amber: they don't like, put trackers under our skin, I can go wherever I want Amber: if I'd enjoy some privacy for whatever reason Cosmo: that's sad Amber: why are you sad about it? Cosmo: that's the bare minimum a home is meant to be Amber: it's a safe place, there's food, running water, warmth Amber: plenty of homes are overcrowded Amber: if I had brothers and sisters taking up the space you wouldn't think that was 👽 Cosmo: don't tell me what I'd think Cosmo: 'cos yeah, that is weird as well Amber: I understand not wanting to share a room with Dash Cosmo: funny Amber: have you ever had to? Cosmo: I get that you're like obsessed with him Cosmo: but ask him Cosmo: I don't want to talk about him Amber: I was asking a question, about you, he would've just happened to be there Cosmo: why does it matter? Amber: why do you have to fiercely guard something you don't think matters? Amber: it's 'normal' for me to have never had my own room and it's 'normal' for you to have your own Cosmo: yeah, and my normal actually is Amber: ⭐ Cosmo: whatever Cosmo: go talk to him Amber: my dad's a teacher, you can have a sheet of them if you want Cosmo: I'm alright, thanks Amber: can I come and watch you play? Cosmo: why would you want to Amber: because you don't want to talk to me and it's a way we won't have to but I still get to get to know you Amber: and it'd be fun, I assume Cosmo: I've been a dick to you this whole time Cosmo: you should up your standards Amber: so no, I can't 👀⚽? Amber: unfriendly Cosmo: nice pun Cosmo: I can't stop you coming to a match Cosmo: but only girlfriends come to practice and the coaches hate that anyway Amber: but if you don't want me holding up a piece of cardboard cut into the shape of a 9 then I won't Amber: makes sense why you wouldn't if your girlfriend is gonna be there Cosmo: you just want an excuse to do some arts and crafts, I get it Cosmo: don't have one currently so no Amber: I would like something to do, thanks for offering Cosmo: what, they let you get bored, do they Amber: it's not summer camp Amber: just because I have to sleep outside Cosmo: thought you had shelter Cosmo: sleeping outside in this country is fucking abuse, like Amber: I don't always want to share a bed, please don't report me to my hippie overlords Amber: but you know, there's this technique called layering, it probably isn't aerodynamic enough for you to have heard of it... Cosmo: bollocks layering you're homeless Amber: I have an address any time you wanna send me 💌 Cosmo: be serious Cosmo: that's a shit state of affairs Amber: it's not my fave or my least fave Cosmo: why'd you tell me this Amber: you asked me where I sleep Cosmo: I've got enough to stress on Amber: you don't need to include me in whatever is stressing you out, okay? Amber: I'm fine, most days good Cosmo: I ain't like him, alright Cosmo: I don't reckon anything about the way you live is cool or even alright Amber: it isn't always cool but I doubt the way you live always is either Amber: my parents are happy here, I'm not unhappy enough here to leave yet Cosmo: what about how I live wouldn't be cool Amber: I don't know Amber: I don't know your life Cosmo: yeah, you don't Amber: you can have an apology if you'll take it Cosmo: I'm just not looking for any more worry Amber: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry Amber: there's 9 if I can count Cosmo: it's fine Cosmo: you seem nice Cosmo: you really shouldn't go around with my brother Amber: I'm not giving him any more chances, bad sex is one thing but bad manners... Cosmo: 😂 Cosmo: Swear, we were actually raised to have some of the latter Cosmo: I just Cosmo: dunno, with you Amber: I'm just a girl, you've been around those before, haven't you? Cosmo: piss off Cosmo: 'course I have Amber: so you don't have to worry Cosmo: sounds convincing, stalker Amber: how else would you like me to do it when you don't want me around? Cosmo: are you offended? Amber: no, I just don't know what I've done wrong Amber: it wasn't even your window Amber: or any of your stuff Cosmo: I don't like him Cosmo: I thought you were friends with him, so I didn't like you Cosmo: but if you ain't, I guess you can be alright Amber: I thought he was my friend too but I don't treat mine like that Cosmo: sorry Cosmo: he's a prick Amber: not your sorry to hand out but thanks Amber: I feel kinda stupid Cosmo: I wouldn't bother Cosmo: he chats like he's nice, does it with everyone Cosmo: but he's selfish, so he'll always put himself first even when he chats like you're mates or whatever else bollocks Amber: everyone chats like he's something but he's really something else Amber: and I fell for it 🥤 Cosmo: 🙄 Cosmo: he chats like he's something Amber: that too Cosmo: fuck him Cosmo: his loss, yeah Amber: I did and it was my loss Amber: he enjoyed himself Cosmo: don't Amber: no more details, but I don't want you to think I'm bad at it Cosmo: I don't wanna hear about my brother's sex life, you mean Amber: I'm stopping Amber: you don't have to hear about it Cosmo: 👌 Amber: [sends him a picture of wheels spelling out that emoji as best she can] Amber: I had some left Cosmo: steal a ⭐ Amber: [picture of it on her face however much later when she's back] Cosmo: cute Cosmo: does your dad teach at your school or what? Amber: he teaches everyone here who doesn't go to school Cosmo: ahh Cosmo: but you do Cosmo: you go to the same school as Dash? Amber: yes Cosmo: oof Cosmo: unlucky Amber: we're not in the same year, I have that much luck Cosmo: that is something Cosmo: he probably don't show much Amber: what's your school like? because I'm picturing the hunger games but with ⚽ Cosmo: only if you don't keep up with your work and footie Cosmo: not gonna get 💀 otherwise Cosmo: it's good Amber: how did you get in? Cosmo: you get spotted, then you do trials Amber: when you're a kid? Cosmo: the school is normal high school ages Cosmo: but younger the better in terms of getting on a team, getting your skills out there and seen Amber: how old were you? Cosmo: my dad played Cosmo: so soon as I could kick a ball and not fall over it, like Amber: so you don't want me to come and watch you because your dad will be there? Cosmo: I don't not want you to come Cosmo: just don't think you'd enjoy it Amber: why? Cosmo: it's 90 minutes, you know Amber: I'm not a goldfish Cosmo: I'm not saying that Amber: I think I liked it better when you called me a dealer over a useless stoner Cosmo: Come on Cosmo: I meant, all the girls get bored Cosmo: but you aren't going to like that either, are you Amber: are you 'not like other girls' ing me or calling me an over enthusiastic 🤓 now? I can't tell Cosmo: maybe you are a nerd Cosmo: wouldn't chess be more your scene? Amber: I'm not that ravenclaw Cosmo: definitely a massive 🤓 Amber: is your tone being endearing or unfriendly? Cosmo: I'm taking the piss Cosmo: not in a totally unfriendly manner Amber: slytherin energy Cosmo: oi Cosmo: they're the villains, that IS rude Amber: in the films because they were worried about attention spans too Cosmo: it's not an attention issue stopping me reading, however many books there was Cosmo: it's time Amber: not a big reader either Amber: we have something in common! Cosmo: sounds fake, nerd Cosmo: what do you like doing? Amber: the first things that came to mind were swimming and dancing, which makes me sound like I'm 9 Cosmo: not at all Cosmo: though it's pretty 'not like other girls' of you to not reply 📱🛍💅 or have no answer at all Amber: is it? Cosmo: girls I know, anyway Cosmo: not that that's my top chat-up line or anything Amber: well now you have to give me your top chat up line Cosmo: 😂 Amber: please! Cosmo: nah, not going to work outside of a club Cosmo: cold light of day or whatever Amber: I thought the whole appeal of clubs was supposed to be not being able to hold a conversation over the music Amber: not that I'm speaking from experience Cosmo: you don't do clubs? Cosmo: but precisely, loses its charm if you can actually hear the words Amber: I haven't yet Cosmo: you like dancing Amber: nobody from school has asked me Amber: probably because we live in the middle of nowhere Cosmo: cost a fortune in cabs Cosmo: you wanna go? Amber: if it means I get to hear the chat up line Amber: but seriously, yes, I do Cosmo: alright Cosmo: I'll take you Cosmo: as you like dancing so much Amber: 🙃 Amber: when? Cosmo: Saturday? Amber: isn't Sunday like THE day for football and church though? Amber: that sounds like something I've heard before Cosmo: yeah, that's right Cosmo: but I can handle it, not gonna get off my face if I'm escorting you, am I Amber: I'm not one of those girls Amber: you don't have to look after me Cosmo: it's not because you're a girl Cosmo: it's 'cos it's your first time Amber: those manners you mentioned being brought up to have Amber: it's nice to see them 👋 Cosmo: told ya Amber: when I invite myself over again I'll let your mama know she did a good job Cosmo: you want the stalker title back over nerd, yeah? Amber: I do have a name you could use, sometimes Cosmo: you go by yours then Cosmo: noted Amber: I'm the only Amber here, that's a good reason to Cosmo: nice one mum and dad Amber: maybe if they'd named me Acorn or Soleil or whatever I'd be more ✌☮💙🕊 Amber: I don't know Cosmo: If people suited their names, me and my brother would have to swap Amber: which one of your parents chose? Cosmo: mum Cosmo: I mean, sure it was a mutual decision at the time, but still Amber: same, my dad would've leaned more into the ✌☮💙🕊 vibe Cosmo: yeah Cosmo: still, you fit in enough without standing out loads everywhere else Cosmo: it's a good name, far as they go Amber: thanks, I'll tell her Cosmo: she as buzzing off validation as you Amber: no, that's my ⭐ Cosmo: she did marry a teacher Amber: her boyfriend looks after 👵👴 Amber: it could be a pattern Cosmo: sound like a self-help book now Amber: she'd get a kick out of that Amber: workshops are her thing Cosmo: I can imagine Amber: you can leave it at that, I won't extend an invitation even though IOU Cosmo: yeah, that's for the best all 'round Cosmo: you can cancel that debt Amber: unfriendly or gentlemanly? Cosmo: neither Cosmo: I don't reckon you've got any invite that I'd be interested in Amber: 😠 Cosmo: what's that face for? Amber: you throwing those manners out of the window and being rude again Cosmo: just realistic Cosmo: I don't fancy a workshop or jam sesh or whatever else Cosmo: not that kinda lad Amber: cynical Cosmo: you gonna waste time proving me otherwise? Amber: if you don't show me up on Saturday, maybe Cosmo: 😏 Amber: can you even dance? Cosmo: of course I can Cosmo: I'm not the one who's never been, I go all the time Amber: okay, I'm not asking you to prove yourself, even though it wouldn't be a waste of time Cosmo: you used to boys jumping when you say Amber: is that what it sounds like? Cosmo: what you look like Amber: you think I look like I could get boys to do whatever I want? Amber: like I'm so intimidating Cosmo: 😂 Cosmo: yeah your 😠 face is frightening Amber: 😂 Cosmo: yeah, you know Amber: I know you're not scared of me, you made sure I was told early on Cosmo: do you want to scare me? Amber: of course not Amber: why would I want to? Cosmo: I don't know Cosmo: some people go in for intimidating, don't they Amber: I really wanna 👀 into your 🌍 when you say things like that, 9 Amber: I guess it works for footballers Cosmo: called attack for a reason Cosmo: but anyone Cosmo: it's a good defense, oddly enough Amber: you don't have to defend yourself against me though so Cosmo: we're talking about you, remember Amber: I'm not in the habit of attacking anyone, using violence to resolve our conflicts is 😠 upon Amber: are you trying to get me kicked out of the hippie homestead? Cosmo: that'd be a kindness too far Cosmo: let's start with the club, yeah Amber: don't be getting me kicked out of there, please! Cosmo: best behaviour, remember Cosmo: leave your stash at home, dealer Amber: we didn't find it at yours and there's a chance I won't be able to 👀 over the bar Amber: a best behaviour guarantee until you trust me Cosmo: you are well short Cosmo: you'll still get served though Amber: I'll dress to impress whoever is on the door, since they probably do go in for intimidation, I imagine Cosmo: won't be hard Amber: no? Cosmo: 'course not Cosmo: when you're as short as you, don't need to be as tall as me to look directly down your top, like Amber: there isn't much to see, are you sure they'll let me in? Cosmo: I'm sure Amber: 🙂 Cosmo: you do know the dresscode, I assume Amber: barely any clothes is the impression you've given me Cosmo: You don't have to go that hard Cosmo: but smart casual probably excludes the properly hippie stuff Amber: I'll 🛍💅 Amber: like a 'normal' girl Cosmo: normal ain't overrated? Amber: I don't know Cosmo: first time trying that out too? Amber: my normal is all this Amber: sometimes I wish it wasn't, sometimes I don't Cosmo: yeah Cosmo: well, lemme know how it goes Amber: what? 🛍💅? Cosmo: yeah Cosmo: new normal, whatever Amber: you can come if you like Cosmo: that's alright Cosmo: I can already pass dresscode Amber: I meant to help me Cosmo: they have girls in shops for that Cosmo: I wouldn't be no help Amber: and I have school friends for that, but it'd be more fun with you Amber: and more help, because they'll just  🛍 for themselves Cosmo: I guess we could go Cosmo: Saturday as well Cosmo: I train 'til 2 but should have some time before I go gym at 4 Amber: one shop for 👗 and another for 💅 I promise Cosmo: what about 👠s? Amber: oh Amber: you're right Amber: this is why I need you Cosmo: can't be barefoot Cosmo: with all the others in stilettos, be a real safety hazard Amber: not at the start of the night anyway Cosmo: I'm not carrying you Cosmo: no matter how small you are Amber: you wouldn't have to go to the gym for as long if you did Amber: creative workout Cosmo: I probably lift double you Amber: is that one of your chat up lines? Cosmo: 😏 no Cosmo: girls hate gym chat Cosmo: unless they bring it up, but that's a specific type of girl Amber: so when I get to the club I shouldn't talk about how flexible I am? Amber: no yoga talk Cosmo: I'm sure that'd go down a treat Cosmo: I don't need to fight off creeps though Amber: you won't have to, my 😠 face is SCARY Cosmo: terrifying Cosmo: not as scary as my coach if I get injured Amber: best behaviour, boy Cosmo: yeah, you better Amber: you'll see 👼🏽 Cosmo: it is believing Amber: 🏋🏽📸 please Cosmo: you wanna see how much I can lift? Amber: yes Cosmo: alright Cosmo: not like I'll be the only twat with their camera out, like Amber: 🤳🏽💪🏽 Cosmo: yeah Cosmo: 🤳🏽🍑 if you're a girl Amber: I won't be sending those to your inbox, don't worry Cosmo: shame Amber: your coach doesn't want you getting injured Cosmo: wouldn't look and lift Amber: I'll keep it in mind Cosmo: just more jokes Cosmo: don't worry Amber: shame Cosmo: touche Amber: what are you actually doing right now though? 🏋🏽? Cosmo: got stuff to do at home Cosmo: you? Amber: cryptic Amber: but me too Cosmo: you know, this and that Amber: 🍏🍎 and 🍊🍊 Cosmo: what are you doing then? Amber: chasing chickens Amber: they've escaped Cosmo: 😂 Cosmo: of course Amber: cardio Amber: how many chickens could you lift? Cosmo: that's a question of claws, not lbs Cosmo: wouldn't look very good if I got all scratched up Amber: you could tell your teammates it was my fault, without going into the 🐓 details Amber: that would look better Cosmo: you think that's how it is Cosmo: locker room talk, like Amber: isn't it? Cosmo: I couldn't possibly comment Amber: that says something in itself Cosmo: basic stuff Cosmo: got to work as a team Cosmo: snitches get stitches Amber: but I'm the one in a cult Cosmo: teams have contracts Cosmo: literally know what I signed up for, and I'll join another one or sign back up when I'm done Amber: I don't have to give them my first born 👶🏽 Amber: your dad sacrificed you to ⚽ Cosmo: and yours didn't to their bullshit agenda? Amber: what agenda? Cosmo: I can't be bothered with this Amber: with what? Cosmo: this discussion Amber: there is no discussion because you shut it down Cosmo: because we've had it Amber: fine Cosmo: you don't know shit about my dad and I don't know shit about yours Cosmo: let's keep it that way Amber: if that's what you want Cosmo: why wouldn't it be Amber: never mind Cosmo: 👌 Cosmo: later then Amber: bye Amber: [we should say the necklace moment is after this but before clubbing because it works as a sorry/peace offering as well as a thanks/miss you/love you now so] Cosmo: you'll have to tell me your address Cosmo: for the 💌 Amber: [does] Cosmo: if my brother could be trusted with anything Cosmo: be able to pop it through the nearest open window but Amber: if we were at Hogwarts 🦉 Cosmo: thought you were a raven? Amber: owls deliver the post and it's a 🦅 Cosmo: I'll do my best to remember, nerd Amber: 😛 Cosmo: where'd you get this Cosmo: the necklace, I mean Amber: you can't buy me another one if that's why you're asking Cosmo: it isn't Cosmo: you should keep it, if it's special though Amber: I want you to have it Cosmo: thank you, then Amber: you don't have to wear it if you don't want to Amber: I won't be offended Cosmo: I like it Cosmo: can't wear nothing when I play though, not that big anyway Cosmo: turn your gift into a bit of a crap one if I get throttled with it Amber: hunger games, I called it Cosmo: be a bit of an obvious foul but some lads have no self-control, like Amber: that'd be a good chat up line, something about how good yours is Amber: make a girl feel special when you give in Cosmo: ha Cosmo: you wanna be my wingwoman or something? Amber: do you need one? Cosmo: I do alright Amber: I don't think I'll have to 👀 that to believe it Amber: I've seen you Cosmo: is that a compliment? Amber: yes Cosmo: I'm not like that, you know Amber: I know now Cosmo: I mean, I'm not one of the ones that keeps score and is competitive about it Cosmo: and we're not all like that Amber: I didn't picture you like that, don't worry Cosmo: good Amber: 🙂 Cosmo: 🙃? Amber: I'm the right way up because I'm in the know Amber: why are you upside down? Cosmo: maybe I'm doing pull-ups Amber: without me on top of you, they must be so easy Cosmo: you're thinking of push-ups Amber: oh Amber: wrapped around you then Cosmo: Amber Amber: is that still not what a pull up is? Cosmo: no, you got it Amber: you must think I'm like such an idiot sometimes Amber: or an 👽 Cosmo: I don't Cosmo: I didn't know about the birds Amber: you haven't got time to immerse yourself in a fictional 🌍 about 🐍🦅🦡🦁 Amber: you're a ⚽⭐ Cosmo: you're a different kind of ⭐ Cosmo: I've seen the 📸 proof Amber: you're being nice to me, you must like the necklace Amber: now I know bribery is the way forward, I'll get the first round in on Saturday Cosmo: Bribery always works, don't it Amber: but it probably wouldn't if I offered you 🥚 or 🍎🍏🍊 Cosmo: you got the chickens back then Amber: I'm not telling you again how flexible I am, boy Cosmo: be a bit of a brag if you keep going on about it Cosmo: must be fast, too Amber: compared to all these lazy boys and girls in long skirts, sure Amber: I don't think I'd win a race against you though Cosmo: just don't be coming for my spot on the team Amber: you'd have to train me first, I assume you'd notice the ploy before it happened Cosmo: not a 🦅 Cosmo: but not that thick either Amber: slytherins are really intelligent, everyone knows that Amber: you should get the audiobooks for the gym Cosmo: I'm still hoping for Gryffindor Cosmo: only got your word on how evil I am 😏 Amber: that's your brother, you don't wanna be in the same house as him Cosmo: sure, he gets to be the hero Cosmo: 🙄 Amber: he gets to be a reckless idiot Amber: [sends him the pottermore link to be sorted like a nerd] Cosmo: now this is a cult Amber: you aren't wrong this time Cosmo: I know, you've been well passionate about this stuff Amber: I finished the last book not long ago, it's fresh in my mind Cosmo: how often do you think anyone's reading the bible start to finish Amber: never? Cosmo: exactly Amber: don't they just pick the parts out they like Cosmo: they study it allegedly Amber: I'd rather you take me to go swim instead Cosmo: would you now Amber: if we're planning our next activity Cosmo: it is your other favourite thing, I remembered Amber: then we can yours Amber: do* Cosmo: nice try Cosmo: not training you Amber: I don't believe football is your only fave thing Cosmo: 👀 is Cosmo: my socials and actual life suggest otherwise Amber: fine, what's your fave food? Amber: I'll make it Cosmo: [some healthy protein bullshit that would not be anyone's favourite really] Amber: [is gonna invite herself over and make a swag meal out of it 100% though] Amber: free up some more time for me Amber: I'll be waiting for the 💌 Cosmo: alright Cosmo: is gonna be a decent run to yours so thanks for that Amber: you don't want me knocking on your door? Amber: I've been highlighting the best 🐍 quotes to preach at you and everything Cosmo: You've done your homework Cosmo: I'm impressed Cosmo: but not a gift if I don't hand-deliver it like you did Amber: warn me before you climb into my hammock Cosmo: not going to deprive you of your favourite spot Amber: someone else could've, that's more what I was thinking Amber: for your sake, not mine Cosmo: not planning on coming in, you're alright Amber: I'm not gonna let them kidnap you, you'll be okay Cosmo: I feel so much safer now I've got 😠 on side Amber: you know you can't be gryffindor and hide behind me Cosmo: good thing I was joking Amber: 🙃 Cosmo: do you do boyfriends or what Amber: sometimes Amber: if we're staying in one place for a while Cosmo: how long have you lived here Amber: 🤔 7 months in like a week Amber: it'd be cooler if it was 9 when we met so I may have to start lying Cosmo: probably isn't very ✌&❤ of you but I won't tell Amber: how long have you lived here? Cosmo: forever Amber: then you've gotta have a fave place you can take me to! Amber: I will fight you if you say it's the gym Cosmo: wouldn't want that 😂 Cosmo: I don't know Cosmo: give me time to think Amber: I'm fine with you sending an owl but no 🐍 please Cosmo: 🦁? Amber: I don't know the etiquette of them coming to tea, it's always tigers Amber: but I wouldn't be popular with the rest of the animals here Cosmo: rude but realistic way to describe your housemates? Amber: 😂 Amber: when I do sleep outside so I guess the 🐓🐄🐎🐖🐏🐑🦙🐐 kinda are my roommates Cosmo: my dad just got a puppy Amber: 📸? Cosmo: [insta that's clearly the dad's gf] Amber: 🥰 Cosmo: yeah, pretty cute Amber: I'm mad you're so law abiding honestly Amber: really wanna steal it Cosmo: how'd you work that one out? Amber: I've never met anyone as hung up about a girl coming through an open window Cosmo: 🙄 Amber: if you wanna say it was because it was me ⭐ I'm fine with that, obviously Cosmo: it's not about you Cosmo: 💔 I know Amber: you could've lied to give me a compliment! Amber: [adorable pouty selfie] Cosmo: stop it Amber: [another one like no I shan't] Cosmo: 😒 Amber: you're not gonna show me your real face? Cosmo: [his own pouty selfie back] Amber: you should do that when the referee is being rude, I think it would work Cosmo: missed that scandal Cosmo: worse luck Amber: those would be prying questions, being a ravenclaw 🤓 wouldn't be an excuse to go that hard Cosmo: it was in the 🗞s Cosmo: it was a coach though, and before my time Amber: I'm not a journalist looking for a scoop, promise Cosmo: what are you looking for? Amber: 🥧 but there were none cooling on your windowsills Cosmo: sorry to disappoint Amber: you didn't Amber: everything turned around Cosmo: you were just glad it weren't Dash Amber: at first Cosmo: that makes two of us Amber: you were helpful, I'm gladder about that Cosmo: you're welcome Amber: I know, I'll be back Cosmo: alright Arnie Amber: I wouldn't be a good stalker if I just left Cosmo: I won't say I've had better Cosmo: you'll 🥺 again Amber: no I won't Amber: you like it too much Cosmo: psh Cosmo: piss off Amber: 👀👆 you're not getting me away from your windows that easily Cosmo: ugh Amber: how many have you had? Cosmo: stalkers? Cosmo: just a few Amber: and out of the few, who's better than me? Cosmo: you aren't stalking them too Amber: well give me a number Cosmo: why? Amber: because I won't have to 🥺 if I know Cosmo: well, I went out with them so it's a different scale Amber: have all your girlfriends stalked you? Cosmo: no Cosmo: just some of them Amber: okay, I'll avoid raising a red flag Cosmo: ? Amber: if you thought all your exes were crazy... Cosmo: nah Cosmo: these were dates Cosmo: not girlfriend girlfriends Cosmo: they were fine, obviously Amber: I love that you go on dates, 9 Cosmo: what do you mean Amber: who does that? I'm picturing like 🤵💐 Cosmo: shut up Amber: I'm not making fun of you Amber: you're ⭐ it's no surprise you have girls 🤩 Cosmo: still Amber: I'm just jealous that no boys are 🤵💐 for me Cosmo: sure Amber: maybe I'll meet a gentleman in the club Cosmo: maybe you're not gonna do that Amber: don't put a hex on me, please Cosmo: not gonna watch you get with some creep who 'doesn't know' you're underage Amber: if you're the only 🤵💐 in an acceptable age range, I feel sad for every girl who lives here Amber: you can't date all of us Cosmo: you'll be gone soon and that won't be your problem Amber: pardon? Amber: where am I going? Cosmo: somewhere with more hammocks Cosmo: less 🐔s Amber: I'm not done here Amber: you haven't even built me a pool yet Cosmo: who am I? 💰💰💰 Amber: yes? Amber: ⚽⭐🏆🥂🤵 Cosmo: ha Cosmo: not yet Amber: unless my mama breaks up with her boyfriend, you probably will be before I leave though Cosmo: that why you move? Amber: we came here because my dad left his girlfriend, but that isn't usually why Amber: they like to go where they feel needed, professionally Cosmo: hm 👌 Amber: what are you saying to me, boy? Cosmo: nothing you don't already know Amber: but you still can't help yourself, right? Cosmo: that's why I didn't actually say it Amber: valiant attempt Cosmo: what, I should have said nothing? Amber: you should say what you want to, whether that's nothing or something Amber: I don't mind, whatever you're avoiding telling me I'll have heard before Cosmo: Whatever, it isn't my business Amber: it isn't plenty of people's but they have plenty to say Cosmo: I mean I don't care Amber: unfriendly but honest Cosmo: why should I Amber: why should you care about me? Amber: if that's a question you're posing, I don't think you should Cosmo: and you about me Cosmo: we don't know each other Amber: if you don't have the time, space or willingness to get to know me, that's fine Amber: but if you're open to it, that's where I'm coming from Cosmo: I don't think I can Amber: because of you or because of me? Cosmo: because of my life Amber: okay Cosmo: it is what it is Amber: it's your life Cosmo: yeah Amber: I'm sorry for being pushy Cosmo: don't apologize Cosmo: you don't need to Amber: I feel like I've done the wrong thing so I do Cosmo: I'm sorry it feels like that then Cosmo: I didn't plan it Amber: how could you? I like invaded your life 🛸 Cosmo: you didn't intend to do that either Amber: but I could've just gone back out of the window, I didn't, so there's the first wrong thing Cosmo: you didn't know Cosmo: if I was different Amber: that's why I called it the first one, because I built on it once I was more aware Amber: you've spelled it out a few times Cosmo: you were just being a nice person Amber: a nice person would take the hint Cosmo: it's not your fault Cosmo: seriously Amber: it's not yours either Cosmo: it is Amber: you can't force it to be right, the timing or whatever Amber: your life is full Cosmo: it's not Cosmo: our lives don't go together in any way Amber: they could, but I'm not gonna force that on you any more than I have Cosmo: I promise they couldn't Cosmo: I like you Cosmo: I've thought about it, any way or every way possible Amber: that doesn't make sense to me, we could be anything together Cosmo: because you can be anything Cosmo: I can't Cosmo: I have things I have to be, no discussion Amber: I know, I might not fully understand but I've been listening Amber: ⚽⭐🏆🥂🤵 Cosmo: it's more serious than it sounds Cosmo: it's the only thing I'm good at Amber: I'm not making fun of you about this either Amber: I couldn't be more undecided about what I wanna do, it's not a bad thing that you've worked that out Amber: I'm not saying it is, I wouldn't Cosmo: I know, you're a nice person Cosmo: whatever else I've said, seriously or otherwise Cosmo: it isn't even like it's a choice Cosmo: it's something I have to do Amber: I'm obviously not nice if you feel like you have to defend your entire life Amber: you don't need to do this, explain like you owe me anything Cosmo: I'm just trying to explain why we wouldn't work, I want to Amber: how does it work with your other friends? Cosmo: they're all on the team Amber: so you don't see them outside of games and training? Cosmo: no, we go out too, like I said Cosmo: but games and training is the majority of my time Cosmo: the rest is home Amber: why can't we go out too? Amber: sometimes Amber: at least a few of your teammates must have girlfriends or whatever, it's not like I'd have to be the only girl there Cosmo: they all do Cosmo: but they usually aren't invited Cosmo: but there'll still be girls there Amber: if you want this to work, we can start there then Amber: I'll show up Saturday and whenever after Cosmo: was my mum home when you came over Cosmo: before Amber: I don't think so Amber: he said nobody was Cosmo: alright Amber: I haven't met her and if I do you don't have to worry about me announcing how we met Cosmo: I don't know why I brought it up Cosmo: it's not that though Amber: whatever is worrying you about her, you don't have to add the possibility of that conversation to it, is all I mean Amber: I had sex with your brother and came back like a stalker and a thief, I know it's strange Cosmo: I'm her carer Amber: but Dash is at the commune more than I am Amber: when does he help? Cosmo: he was never any good at any of it Cosmo: she can do a lot herself, but her work exhausts her so when she's home she does need help, just makes sense Amber: he still has to be there to try Amber: when my dad gets in one of his moods, it's hard on everyone but I wouldn't be anywhere else Cosmo: well he don't Cosmo: but I can do it fine on my own Amber: he's worse than I thought Cosmo: that's not why I told you Cosmo: I'm busy, you know, all the time Cosmo: but saturday Cosmo: we can do saturday Amber: I know but he is Amber: everything shouldn't fall on you Cosmo: it's whatever Amber: his life is far from full Amber: it's unacceptable Cosmo: don't think your 😠 face with cut it Ambs Amber: I'm not gonna charge up to him and demand he changes his life, he wouldn't listen and it'd just add to your stress Amber: I don't wanna do that Cosmo: I appreciate it Cosmo: don't worry about him, I don't Amber: it's about you, and your mama Amber: what about your dad? Cosmo: They split when I was 10 Cosmo: they don't hate each other or anything but it's day to day shit so, defeats the point of the split if he's there for every dinner, every bed time, like Amber: can you talk to him about how you feel though? Cosmo: I could Cosmo: but I don't need to Amber: as long as you have someone you can, for if you do need to Cosmo: do you? Amber: I can talk to my parents about everything, except the 🐘 in the room Amber: they'll say mental health is as important as physical when it's not their own, you know Cosmo: sure, no topic is off-limits Cosmo: but you won't get an actual answer Amber: they'd like to think they're unique... Cosmo: wouldn't we all Cosmo: no one is though Amber: you missed another opportunity to compliment me there Cosmo: sorry Cosmo: wouldn't seem like one when unique = mental Amber: I could be, we don't know each other well Amber: yet Cosmo: maybe Cosmo: I'll save unique for later then Cosmo: you've had nice, don't be greedy Amber: 👼🏽👌🏽 Cosmo: angelic is a bit of a stretch but Cosmo: alright Amber: because you don't like agreeing with me Cosmo: just because we don't agree, doesn't mean I take any pleasure in it, like 😏 Amber: what do you take pleasure in? I'll do more of it Cosmo: quite the proposition Amber: think about it and 💌 me Cosmo: I will Amber: but being serious, are you at home? Cosmo: why? Amber: because this conversation got more serious than 'thanks for the necklace, I love it' and I wanna make sure you're fine Amber: but if I do a doorstep welfare check I promise not to quote from the bible Cosmo: you don't need to do that Cosmo: I'm good Amber: I won't come in, you can just 😏 and I'll know you're okay Cosmo: [sends selfie like there you go] Amber: slytherin response Cosmo: 🙄 you take the piss Amber: if I have another gift for you, will you wanna see me then? Cosmo: you trying to buy my ❤? Amber: you said bribery works so if I need to buy a real 😏 Cosmo: I didn't mean for the conversation to get that serious Cosmo: it's not my chat-up line Amber: even if you only opened up because you were thinking we wouldn't have to see each other again, it doesn't matter Amber: you needed to talk Amber: it wouldn't have been as easy at the club or the gym Cosmo: you aren't going to just forget it happened, are you Amber: do you want me to? Cosmo: it'd be easier Amber: because you wish you hadn't told me or because you're embarrassed Cosmo: I wish I hadn't told you Cosmo: but not because it's you Cosmo: well, kind of Cosmo: I don't need help or sympathy or anything Amber: I'll forget after I've delivered your 🎁 Amber: you maybe could as well, after it, there's a clue Cosmo: oh, I get it Cosmo: trying to get me hooked with a free taste Amber: not a dealer, remember Cosmo: likely story Amber: you'll 👀 Amber: I'll knock 9 times Cosmo: 😂 Cosmo: I might answer before you manage that Amber: I knew you wanted to see me, boy Cosmo: you're alright to look at Amber: I know that too but thanks Cosmo: 😏 Amber: if you're already smirking there's no way I'm gonna tell you that you're beautiful too Cosmo: you already did Amber: when I properly do it'll hit differently Cosmo: yet more drug talk Cosmo: one-track mind, thought I was bad Amber: 😂

[scarlett-green-rose]

Damian was accompanying Bruce when the Justice League was... introduced to Hood.

The day had started atypically, it wasn't often that there weren't any Bats in Gotham after all. The Schedule - developed by Alfred himself in Bruce's first year as Batman - rarely if ever allowed for that. But, Tim was currently in Alfred enforced bed rest; Stephanie was out of town; Dick was in Bludhaven; Cass was in Asia and Barbara was not a front-line member.

Of course, Bruce could've left Damian at home, but his son's next predictable course of action involved Robin going on patrol alone, and Bruce wasn't as stupid as he makes the gossip rags and most socialites believe. He knows how to learn from his mistakes.

Of course, he regrets taking Damian along the moment an unknown man waltzed into the Watchtower.

"I know the names, and weaknesses of every hero on this space station." He was a comfortable 6'0" with a tank-like build. His demeanour was calm; genuinely relaxed without a hint of tension.

Though for the words that had come out of their mouth they might as well have blazed in, the holstered guns on their side in hand and aiming for Bruce's head. Bruce surreptitiously nudged Damian behind him from where he had bolted out of his seat, keeping him as well out of firing range as he could. For Damian's head.

Clark was the first one to break the silence, though not intentionally. A hushed, "you're not lying," echoing through the room like bullet fire as he undoubtedly read the man's steady heartbeat.

"No," the intruder replied. "I'm not."

Bruce tightened his grip on Damian's arm and continued to slowly guide him out of sight.

This man was a true unknown. Bruce didn't have any knowledge of his capabilities other than vague notions of a deductive ability comparable to Tim. No knowledge about martial ability other than a strong physicality trained for strength and not show like many body builders. No idea about his ability with firearms nor of any other weaponry on his person.

Bruce's hand twitched towards his utility belt before he controlled himself. He couldn't afford to draw attention to Damian. Not if he wanted to keep him safe or have his skills utilised to the best for the situation.

And then Damian took the situation out of his hands.

"You're Hood aren't you?" He called out as he pulled himself free from Bruce and stepped out into the open. Damian openly palmed the hilt of his sword, while his other hand went to his stock of batarangs. "Mother told me you were retired."

Bruce cursed in his head as Hood turned all his attention to his son. Why he thought bringing Damian along would keep him out of trouble was beyond him. His children would always find trouble no matter what he did. All he could really do was make sure they could get out of it.

"I was, extenuating circumstances, however, has rendered my retirement moot."

"And what circumstances exactly," Bruce manages to edge out before Damian, drawing Hood's attention away from the Robin, "do you find it necessary to threaten us."

Hood stayed silent for a moment, eyeing Bruce before he walked close enough to the table to throw a large file onto it.

"My son was kidnapped," he said, anger, desperation and fear lacing his voice. Then he backed away and looked out to the group at large. "And you're going to help me find him or I will burn all your worlds to the ground."

-Dialogue bits-

"Hood"

"Wight, Hood is a family name."

"You named yourself after the colour of your helmet?"

"No, Wight, W-I-G-H-T, as in a ghost. Because I'm supposed to be dead."

-

"Robin, you know this man?"

"He use to be my babysitter/guard."

"... what?"

"He was the man who would read me poems in English before bed before making sure that I wouldn't wake up with a slit throat in the morning."

"..."

"He's half the reason I can speak English so well, if not at all."

-

Bruce: Oh, no. An orphan I have to keep him safe.

Dick: I'm gonna hunt down my parents' murderer!

...

Bruce: Oh, no. A child in Crime Alley, I have to keep him safe.

Jason: How about I take a swing at you instead.

...

Bruce: Oh, no. A child on the rooftops, I have to keep him safe.

Tim: Actually, I'm here to keep you, as well as Gotham safe from your self-destructive tendencies.

...

Bruce: Oh, no. An intruder in the Watchtower, I have to keep my son safe.

Damian: Hood, a dangerous man who was once in Mother's employ, is that you?

...

Bruce: What did I do to deserve this?

*A few decades ago*

Alfred: Oh, good lord. Masters Martha and Thomas are dead. I need to keep the Young Master safe.

Bruce: I'm going to throw myself at the Gotham crime populace every night!

There's a Mr Wight Hood to see you? (DC x DP)

Sorry my hyperfixation du jour switched for a week there. Hope my dc x dp homies are still here.

Anyways, hope other people are also interested in thinking about Jason Todd arriving in Gotham to do his big, convoluted "see if Daddy still loves me" plan. Then nearly immediately stumbling across baby Danny. How or why he was de-aged isn't super important but he's BABY and he's injured. Maybe he has that all-important fanon vivisection scar.

Danny calms the pit with his loving baby heart, Jason decides the pit has been calmed by the Power of Fatherhood. He adopts Danny, ghosts Talia and sets up a new life. He gets a job as a barista - his thorough training meaning he's flawless under pressure and he remembers every order.

He's raising Danny himself when Talia catches up to them. Whether she means them harm or not, she freaks out Jason. Danny transforms as a defence mechanism and blasts her with his powers. Jason is flipping out but determined to still care for Danny as best as he can.

And it all goes alright until someone who wants to hurt Danny picks up on his now 'unlocked' ectoplasmic signature. They snatch him from the babysitters while Jason is at work. (Freakshow, Vlad, GIW, The Fentons, someone else)

The babysitter calls him at work crying hysterically.

Jason doesn't feel frantic, he feels calm. He takes out the unfinished Red Hood uniform - still devoid of colour or a bat symbol. He puts it on. He walks to the nearest zeta beam and puts himself on the watchtower. In space. During a debrief being held for another case.

"I know the names, and weaknesses of every hero on this space station. My son was kidnapped. You're going to help me find him or I will burn all your worlds to the ground."

[lovemecharlie]

NEW YORK MINUTE

You chose: Search Canal Street for the sweat of a immigrant hustler and the thread of a knockoff Gucci purse.

You shiver in the back of the uber as it rounds the corner onto the infamous Canal Street, not because of fear or the A/C but because cheap shit makes you itch.

Scratching lightly under your ear, you step from the car and start walking. The hustlers appear to be out and in business as usual.

A skinny dark skinned man with a strongass face falls in line with your steps, crowding you as if personal space is a foreign concept.

"Hey, beloved. Where you from," he asks roughly, his breath smelling like cheese.

"Doesn't matter. Take me to the knockoff Gucci."

"Gucci," he repeats.

"YEAH NIGGA, GUCCI DAMN."

"Follow me, I got Louis Vuitton and Michael Kors, Gucci, and Prada. All affordable, all nice. I'll give you a deal if you buy three." You don't even really want one.

He walks quickly with his boney legs into an old beat up building looking back to make sure you're behind him and you scratch again.

You follow him up two narrow flights of creaky wooden stairs. Instantly you're confronted with a very small room packed with bags, belts, socks, and t-shirts. He digs through a few hanging bags with a long hook pulling a small tan pleather bag with a gold chain and a gold GG logo. As he turns, a gunshot goes off and blood paints a fake Louis which is behind him. He falls to the ground causing you to spin looking behind you. There's a handgun aimed at your face.

"Ay nigger you wanna die? Keep pointing guns at me I'll kick you in yo eye!"

You feign a front kick, surprised that the man doesn't try to shoot you in your asshole. He closes the door instead closing the two of you in with all the bags and the dead body, which is just bleeding all over the merchandise. You're irritated now if anything because you'd come all the way here and now you couldn't collect the damn sweat because ol' Deady had to be alive for the sweat to be any good. This nigga has to pay for inconveniencing your life like this.

"Take your clothes off and put em on the table," he demands, gun all in your face, trying to be menacing. You've seen actual babies who were more intimidating. You flip the few braids that have slipped to the front over your titties back over your shoulder, the heavy gold hitting your back gently.

"Nah..," you say simply. "I know you, sir. You're the punk from the alley last night and you probably want revenge for your little friend. If I were you though, I'd put that gun down before you hurt yourself."

Turning your back, you go to pick up your fake Gucci from the floor and a bullet whizzes past your shoulder almost grazing you. It would have if you hadn't sensed it and moved. Snatching your fake Gucci from the ground, you to stomp and stare at him like 'really?'

"I AIN'T FUCKIN PLAYIN WITH YOU. PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON THE TABLE AND SIT WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR KNEES."

"Who you think you are?! You obviously don't know who I am," you frown.

"The rich bitch married to money and I want it," he chuckles. "This revenge for Kiron and after I rob and fuck you, you can call that nigga and tell him how this dick tastes. I'm a kill you then I'm a kill that nigga for killing Kiron."

"Like grilled dick cheese, I bet," you frown barely paying attention to his rant. "You look like you don't wash your cheeks or your lil peepee." Your fingers pinch together indicating to him that he has a small weiner which makes him visibly angry. "You probably smell like hot booty and eggs," you say waving the air away.

"You'll find out when I'm balls deep," he nods.

"But uh, yeah, obviously you don't know who I am," you continue. Your eyes glow bright purple and his black eyes widen. When he starts to panic, your hand grips his wrist quicker than he can react. You dip to the right of his gun as it goes off shooting past your head. The nigga has to die now.

"Břřt," you yell karate chopping him in the throat. When he stumbles, you snatch his gun and block his fall by telepathically holding him up. He's definitely messed with the wrong witch. Your voodoo powers are too ancient and too strong especially since you've been feeding off Erik.

"You wanna know a secret, nigga?"

You step closer bending down to his ear.

"I.. killed.. Kiron" you whisper and with the heel of your black Doc Marten boot, you deliver a hard and swift kick to his face causing him to fall back, limp and knocked out.

Whipping out one of your white disposable gloves, you grab a needle that you brought on a hunch for your ingredient gathering purposes and jam it into his vein collecting a vial of dark red blood, capping it, cleaning it, and placing it safely in your fanny pack before discarding of the glove.

"Blood of a murderer," you grin happy to have something in your fanny pack. This was an ingredient where you could've gotten all you wanted from Erik, but you didn't like to waste resources or leave places empty handed. If you'd had the materials, you'd have bled this nigga dry, but instead you just had to shoot him.

"Night night nigga," you say shooting before you can finish speaking. Now there're two men who are dead dead.

Picking up a black plastic bag, you determine that you wouldn't be caught dead wearing a knockoff Gucci purse, not with real gold decorating your body. Not ever, actually.

You shove it in the black bag to cut up later along with the gun. Then you squat, patting down the two men and taking their money.

Back on the street, you walk up the sidewalk having ordered another uber and another man starts walking at you trying to get you to follow him to some bags. Without a word, you grab him by the arm and pull out a clean vial.

"Lagun," you command and immediately he begins to sweat like the cops are on him. Collecting enough to fill the bottle, you release him with a shove and he stumbles away as your uber pulls up.

Mission complete.

[punkscowardschampions]

Rio & Buster

Rio: [when it's night for her so it's like evening for him k] Rio: you up Buster: You forget about the time difference or just everything else? Rio: idk how many hours it is Buster: Enough that it's a stupid question Rio: You Buster: What do you want, Rio? Rio: the time, obviously Buster: [tells her] Rio: doing your homework then Buster: I've done it Buster: Now I'm doing the girl who came over to study with me, so like I said, what do you want? Rio: wow Rio: you're so cool Buster: Not the word for what I am Buster: Try again Rio: You're alright Rio: know the accent ain't your preferred but not my job Buster: Goodnight then Buster: It's been a pleasure, like Rio: Prick Rio: there's one Buster: Still not good enough Rio: Selfish Rio: liar Rio: got loads, actually Rio: easy once you get going Buster: Yeah, most things are Buster: You just have to really commit to it Buster: Not that I need to tell you about that, obviously Rio: Lots of failed attempts don't make you an expert Rio: from one to another Buster: Saying I've got loads of failures doesn't make it true, babe Buster: You should know by now you can't just talk something into happening Rio: That boring you wanna relive 'em? Okay Rio: be fair and skip the kiss and go more current Buster: You're the one messaging me to try & relive something Rio: You're the one replying hoping something better's coming Buster: That if I'm honest enough you'll fuck off, yeah, that would be better Rio: 😂 Rio: first time for everything Rio: hit me w some real home truths like you've got any concept Buster: I've never lied to you Buster: Say whatever the fuck else you like Rio: You lie about everything Buster: You wish Rio: nah Rio: makes me sad for you Buster: Fuck off Rio: it does Buster: 'Cause you get turned on by sad boys & fuck ups Buster: Leave me out of it Rio: oh honey Rio: that ship has sailed Buster: Call up your ex, I'm sure he'd have you back Buster: Any of them actually Rio: I'll just wait for the hourly call bombing Rio: obvs Buster: Drew not sorted that for you? He's proper slacking Rio: say what you like Rio: he ain't a quitter Buster: Hilarious Buster: Tell that to your mum & your sister Buster: Indie too if she's not in his earshot Rio: It's boring how much you love him Rio: could've taken that airtime to call me a dropout, something vaguely cutting Buster: It's fucked up how much you do Rio: was talking about ryan anyway, genius Rio: but hurts finding out you ain't special, I guess Rio: I wouldn't know Buster: If he's your definition of special, I don't want it Rio: If only that were true Buster: I know he ain't special, babe, you don't have to backtrack that fast Rio: Who, Drew? Rio: obviously got something ain't he Buster: Go find out Buster: You're obviously desperate to catch whatever it is Rio: ain't been waiting on permission, like Buster: Clearly, you've as good as been sucking his cock this entire convo so Rio: what is it then Rio: not latent homosexuality, i don't reckon Rio: is it some strange chivalry thing or what Rio: used to think you was jealous but obvs not Buster: I'll get a therapist, find out & hit you up Buster: Until then, it's been fun, like Rio: nah Buster: Oh shit, I forgot you wanted me fucked up Buster: Forget that then Rio: like you ever cared what i wanted Rio: or needed Buster: 'Course I didn't Buster: Why would I? Rio: comes to something when he really did do a better job Rio: and that's only 'cos he wanted to fuck me Rio: square that with your chivalry Rio: only when it suits to be high n mighty Buster: Everything can only be when it suits you, how could I almost forget that too? Rio: you're only pretending you don't remember Rio: keep up Buster: Nah, I'm really just having that much difficulty concentrating Buster: Blame this girl Rio: Yeah right Rio: other way 'round Buster: I definitely don't remember you being this funny Buster: Guess you need a sense of humor the way things are, yeah? Rio: no one's joking but you Rio: it's a really bad tell Rio: don't play poker, mr serious Buster: I don't need the money, you should have a go though Rio: not allowed Buster: That's never stopped you before Rio: now that it suits you that was all me, yeah Rio: remember that when you wanna claim it as your idea later Buster: I didn't mean us Rio: 'Course not Buster: Nice to know I'm the first thing that comes to mind though, babe Rio: well we all know how you feel about coming last Buster: You do now, yeah Rio: hm? Buster: Lesson learned Buster: 'Cause I feel the same way about repeating myself Rio: ha Rio: christ that's fucked Rio: sound just like him Rio: had to check the window Buster: Don't Rio: not my fault you did Rio: could've been there Buster: I mean it, shut up Rio: yeah, keep going Rio: dunno how we'll finish the reenactment like this Buster: Jesus Christ Rio: nah, not your line Rio: commit, for fuck's sake, McKenna Buster: Get out of my fucking face right now Buster: I'm not doing this Rio: Awh, now you're stealing my lines? Rio: Not surprised Rio: you didn't do anything, did you Buster: What the fuck is wrong with you? Rio: have to turn a few more tricks to afford the fee to find out Rio: or am I rich like you and just pretending Rio: what's it to be tonight Rio: ooh, better yet Rio: ask ryan and swap theories, he's got loads too Buster: Stop Rio: thought as much Buster: I don't give a shit what you think if that's where your head's at Buster: How dare you Rio: Yeah, how dare I Rio: have a real life problem and drag you down Rio: when you said more than once that you'd help Rio: and you fucking didn't Buster: How dare you compare me to him when I fucking Buster: I can't help you if you won't let me Buster: You've got your hero & that leaves me as the villain just like you want Rio: Yeah, this is exactly what I want, you're so right Rio: I asked for it, like Buster: You asked for me at arms length, yeah Buster: Priorities, babe Rio: No, fuck that Rio: you left Rio: and I don't mean to there, for you misunderstand for your benefit Buster: Yeah, I've really benefitted Buster: If I left it's 'cause you told me I don't matter enough Buster: That it's not worth it Buster: And anyway, that's what families do Rio: You've told me exactly how little I matter Rio: then showed me too Rio: you couldn't even just Buster: You showed me first Rio: Bollocks Rio: I fucking did that for you and then you couldn't even put aside how much you hate Drew to care that I was alright Buster: You did it for you & your new career Buster: Months I've been waiting for you to do it for me Rio: Yeah 'cos being covered in bruises was well fucking helpful Rio: love that Rio: probably Buster: What? Rio: and I told you I'd tried before Buster: I asked you if he hurt you & you said no Rio: It wasn't that bad Rio: I said, he was trying to scare me Buster: Fuck's sake Buster: That's not Buster: You should've told me Rio: Then you'd be nice, would you Buster: Rio Buster: Come on Rio: and I like fucked up messes Rio: fuck you Rio: it shouldn't be conditional Buster: It's not Buster: I thought he was intense not a fucking psychopath Buster: You can't give me half the story & expect it to end exactly how you want Rio: You act like it's all so easy Rio: any of it Rio: maybe I don't want to talk about that Buster: Well, I didn't know it was that fucking hard Buster: You lied to me Rio: I didn't lie Buster: Bullshit Buster: You didn't tell me the truth about any of it Rio: Oh go on Rio: how would you go about that Rio: yeah, you were so right Buster and not only is he a dick, get this, he's lowkey abusive Buster: Fuck your pride, some things are more important Rio: Only when it's mine Rio: you couldn't even hack it when he was brought up Buster: When it's you in an unsafe situation Buster: I can't believe I even have to say that Rio: I sorted it, didn't I Buster: No, Drew did Buster: 'Cause you wouldn't let me Rio: So the fact you felt emasculated by Drew is more important than the fact I had no one else to go to Rio: and I told you as much Rio: like that's the state I want my life to be in Buster: You think I wouldn't have gotten on a plane in a second if I knew what he was really like? Rio: you think I could let you do that Buster: Yeah 'cause that's what you do for people that matter to you Buster: You let them in Rio: Not when your life's a mess and theirs ain't Buster: You're just like my fucking sister Buster: Don't tell me anything but blame me for not doing anything Rio: It's not the same Buster: & Yet I'm in the same position, losing everything & thinking it's my fault Rio: You didn't think it was your fault Buster: What do you know? Rio: because you made it clear it was my fault Rio: and your opinion hasn't changed, has it Buster: You made it clear I wasn't good enough Buster: Just like they all do Rio: Fuck that Rio: no I didn't Buster: Think what you want Buster: It's done Rio: Nah Rio: you don't get to say that Rio: I didn't do anything remotely like that Buster: I can say or do whatever I want Rio: It isn't true Buster: It felt true to me Rio: I'm sorry Buster: Don't Buster: I don't want it Rio: then what Buster: Nothing Buster: Like I said, it's done, it can't be undone Buster: Not by two fucking words, however much you mean 'em Rio: What happened to I can do anything Buster: Those are just words too Buster: Actions speak louder Rio: At least you're admitting it now Buster: Yeah well Buster: I'm obviously not good enough, that's been proven Rio: I can do anything Rio: me, not you Rio: you said I could Rio: you say I lied but did you mean any of it Buster: I meant all of it Rio: just not that bit then Rio: 'cos it was all just words so what does it matter Rio: never happened, basically, yeah? Buster: Especially that bit, but if we can't both do it then there's no point Buster: You can't do everything all on your own Rio: No one's said you can't Rio: you can Buster: I let you down Rio: not in the ways you reckon Rio: I didn't want you to come back and what, kick the shit out of him Rio: it all just got out of hand and miscommunicated Rio: that's not all on you, I didn't tell you Buster: In any way is unacceptable Buster: & You not telling me 'cause you reckon I can't handle it, just highlights what a fucking state this is Buster: Or I am Buster: Or we are together Buster: Whichever Rio: That isn't why Rio: I didn't want to talk about it period Rio: with anyone Rio: 'cos then it happened Rio: and that's not true Buster: You said yourself I couldn't hack him being mentioned Buster: & I couldn't Rio: You would have let me Rio: it's just Rio: fucking embarrassing Buster: It's not your fault. Whatever he did or said Buster: You know that, yeah? Buster: You don't have to feel like that. He should Rio: I didn't ever like him Rio: it's ridiculous that he could ever talk to me like that or do the stuff he did Rio: it wouldn't have happened to anyone else, like, let's be honest Buster: You liked me, do you know how responsible I feel knowing if we could just be together none of this could've happened? Buster: It was never about Drew Buster: But this shit he pulled can & does happen to loads of other people, not to say you ain't special, babe Rio: that doesn't make it your fault Rio: if you're gonna blame yourself for that, like...you can't Rio: just typical me to like the one person I can't have Rio: but thanks, that was vaguely comforting Buster: You can't blame yourself. Don't Buster: Especially not for wanting me, obviously Buster: Who doesn't? Rio: 🙄 Right Buster: But seriously, don't Buster: It was the best thing that ever happened to me Buster: You were Rio: Don't Rio: don't past tense it Buster: It is past tense Buster: I can't just take back everything I said Buster: & Everything I haven't when we weren't talking Rio: You could Buster: How? Buster: I don't know how to try any harder than we already did Buster: To make this work Rio: Maybe we just Rio: don't Rio: pause it Rio: we don't have to burn it to the ground every time Rio: we can clean slate it Rio: yeah Buster: If you tell me everything & I do the same Buster: Cut the bullshit right out Rio: Okay Buster: Okay then Rio: Are we kicking it confessional or from now on, like Buster: I was gonna say from now on, but then you made it hot, like Rio: 😂 Rio: Granddad be fuming, making light of how unsexy his catholic upbringing was Buster: He can pick his battles Buster: We've both done worse Rio: True Rio: lowkey fucked up many a birthday for him with weird tension Rio: soz Buster: & I ruined Christmas, don't forget Rio: Not likely to forget Rio: Just give them all IOUs for nice family holidays this year I reckon Buster: At least I didn't forget my brother's birthday, I guess Buster: Did you even have time to get Gus anything? Rio: Yeah thanks 🖕 Rio: he doesn't really like things, anyway Rio: let him run about outside all day and he's happy Buster: 😂 Rio: at least Indie is easier to distract Buster: True Buster: But I'm the easiest Rio: Obviously Rio: but your birthday is ages away Buster: By the time I'm back it won't be Rio: Bear it in mind Rio: the socks did go down well though Buster: Yeah Rio: 🤞 I won't ruin this one Buster: It's your turn Rio: If that's what you want Rio: can pencil it in, like Buster: You know it's not Rio: Yeah Buster: What do you want? Rio: For my birthday? Buster: If you wanna start there Rio: You to be there Rio: this time Buster: Try & stop me Buster: But don't Rio: I won't Rio: consider that your official invite, like Buster: Alright Rio: Probably not gonna splurge on actual for a 17th Rio: crazy talk Buster: Gotta spend your fortune somehow, babe Rio: You think I don't have better ideas? Rio: Please Buster: I don't doubt you do Buster: Whatever I've said previous, I'm not the only one capable Rio: I'll take that Buster: Good Rio: Alright so no bullshit, yeah but what about the S word Rio: just once Buster: It depends which one you mean Buster: You can talk about how special you are as much as you want Buster: For instance Buster: But not how stupid you are Rio: Shh, not a word, more of a sound but Rio: no Rio: not sympathy but similar and you like it about as much Buster: What for? Rio: All of the bits that were my fault Rio: not a cop-out 'cos still mean it but saves time going over it Buster: Stop Buster: There's another one Buster: It's okay Rio: Okay Rio: long as you know Buster: As long as you know you mean too much to me for me to do anything but forgive you Buster: Even if you don't wanna or can't give me that Rio: I don't know how to stop myself, sometimes Rio: hurting you 'cos you hurt me Rio: it's not alright just 'cos you say it doesn't 'cos you know Rio: I know Buster: Well, I'm a cunt & I don't know how to not be Buster: But I'm trying Buster: I'll keep at it, like Rio: You ain't Rio: you just try to be sometimes Buster: Nah, I just am, most of the time Buster: I don't wanna be though Buster: & I don't wanna fuck these ridiculous American girls anymore Rio: I get it Rio: I wanna be different too Rio: do you have to Buster: Let's be different then Buster: Why can't we? Anything, yeah? Rio: Yeah Rio: easy Buster: You'll still like me if I change, right? Rio: Depends who you're gonna be Buster: Better Buster: What else? Rio: 😏 Rio: then yes, I'll still like you Rio: just don't be someone else Buster: Then to answer your question, no I don't have to Buster: & Of course, that's what I'm trying not to do Buster: None of this bullshit is actually me Rio: I know Rio: It's distraction, yeah Buster: Yeah Buster: But not the way you are Rio: It's like Rio: they feel like distraction from what I want Rio: but you could be part of that Rio: you know Buster: You're all I want Buster: They're just validation that I've managed to convince everyone, me included, that I don't Rio: If you could, no bullshit, not want me Rio: would you Buster: No Buster: 'Cause you're the only person who makes me feel less alone, they just make me feel even more lonely Buster: It's not real & I'm not when I'm around them Rio: You're not alone, okay Buster: If I've got you then I'm not Buster: Don't you feel it, like somehow no fucker knows us? Buster: Whatever the reason is Rio: I do, I feel it too Rio: no one even noticed anything was up, all this shit Buster: I'm so sorry Buster: I'll never leave you again, okay? Buster: I swear on my fucking life Buster: I'm gonna do better Rio: We will Rio: it's gonna be okay Rio: then better than Buster: Whatever I have to do Buster: You're never gonna feel like shit again Buster: Not 'cause of me or anyone else Rio: Babe Buster: I mean it Rio: I know Rio: and that counts for everything, alright Rio: I wanna help you be happy too Buster: If there's ever any more comparisons between me & him, you have to tell me Rio: I shouldn't have even Rio: it was just Rio: I don't know, I wanted you to know, I think Rio: but I was angry and upset and everything too Rio: you aren't like him Buster: I understand Buster: I get so angry all the time, I don't remember not being, even when we were little Buster: But from now on, there's nothing you can't tell me if you want me to know Rio: There is a lot to be angry about Rio: especially in this family Rio: Backatcha Rio: everything is better, easier Rio: when we're talking Buster: Maybe, maybe not but it's not a real excuse & there isn't one for not being in better control of it now that I'm not a kid Buster: I just Buster: Obviously, I need you, nothing else works Rio: Not to be a patronizing bitch about it, and not suggesting you have to go meditate but Rio: I don't think anyone's taught you how to control it, really Buster: That's what boxing & football was meant to do but Buster: It's no surprise, nobody in this family has enough control over what they are meant to Rio: but you still need to win Rio: so it just adds more pressure, yeah? Buster: That's life Rio: You need something that takes it away Rio: just one thing Buster: Like I said, I've got you Rio: I'm going to stop being such a headfuck Rio: I'll really try Buster: You're not, it's everything else Buster: Everyone Buster: We're fine when it's just us Rio: Yeah Rio: It'll get to be just us more this summer Rio: I don't care how, I'll make it happen Buster: Me too Buster: We can go away Rio: Where do you want to go Buster: I don't care as long as it's far enough away we can leave the bullshit behind us Rio: Me either Rio: let's do it Buster: I'm gonna do so many things with you Rio: Really hoping that one is double-entendre, ngl Buster: I'll show you all the ways I mean it Buster: Every way I possibly can Rio: Now you've made it hot Buster: It will be Buster: I've missed you so much Rio: I really fucking missed you Rio: we're not doing that again okay Buster: I won't Buster: You know I watched all your streams though, yeah? I wanted you to know it was me Buster: Even if you hated me Rio: Why did you watch them? Buster: You know why Rio: Yeah Rio: at first I thought you might be checking up on me, see if I was doing more than I said but Buster: I told myself I was checking up on you too but I'm not gonna lie to you so Rio: I'm glad it wasn't that Rio: or worse, like Buster: I've just never been able to stop looking at you or wanting you, have I? Rio: You know it's mutual Buster: Very unfair of me not to have a stream, like Buster: Sorry Rio: I know Rio: but I'm nothing if not a hypocrite and I'd be really jealous so Rio: not that sorry Buster: I was Buster: I can't help it either Buster: You'd get to see how much more tanned I am though Rio: I've seen your socials Rio: but Buster: But you want more, yeah? Rio: How'd you guess? 😏 Buster: Lucky one Buster: [sends vid of undressing that tan bod, look away if there's any evidence of any other girls on him cos we know what's been up] Rio: Did I mention how much I really really missed you though Rio: Jesus Buster: Tell me now Rio: It's been so hard Rio: I wanted to talk to you and be with you every day since Buster: Okay, I'll own failing at just one thing & that's resisting the urge to say I've been so hard Rio: 😂 Rio: proud of you Rio: about to #growth it but a little on the nose Buster: I'd allow it Rio: I mean, wouldn't tell you to shut up if you DID wanna talk about how hard you've been Buster: Babe, it's like you said, every day since Rio: 🤤 Buster: I feel like I haven't slept properly for months Rio: 😞 Rio: You should let me call you Buster: I'm just up all night so distracted Rio: Can't have that Rio: How are you meant to have a productive day at school the next Buster: I did break my personal record a few times over, if you consider that productive but exactly Rio: I know I do but probably not why you were sent out there Rio: I'll help get you so rested and ready for whatever the day throws at you Rio: trust me Buster: I trust you Rio: Oh Rio: that was hot Buster: I know I'm in good hands Buster: Safe ain't the word Rio: You're gonna know Rio: I'm gonna work on that whole body Rio: you'll have never felt so good Buster: Is that a promise? Rio: Yes Rio: all I wanna do is make you feel good Rio: and no one can object anyway, doing classes so I can be qualified at massages Rio: nothing suggestive about it at all Buster: 'Course not Buster: It's purely professional Buster: You have to learn by doing & you've got a lot you wanna learn, that's all Rio: and you're just a good test subject Rio: can see all your muscles, everything I need to work on Buster: Exactly, I'm just a willing body for you Buster: To do whatever you need to Rio: Oh, fuck Rio: I'm so turned on, help Buster: Use me babe, I'm right here Buster: Ready to be helpful Rio: Buster Buster: Rio Rio: I like you Buster: I like you more Buster: More than anyone Rio: I do too, you're gonna know it from now on Rio: you're important to me, alright, I want you around so I'm gonna keep you around this time Rio: hook or by crook Buster: You're so important, full stop Buster: Not just to me Buster: When I think about what could have happened, what he could've done to you Buster: I don't even hate Drew anymore Rio: It's all it ever was, he doesn't listen to me, he listens to other lads Rio: s'why when he realized Drew is basically my uncle or whatever I had to start seeing other lads so he'd stay backed off Buster: I know the type Rio: but I don't care about him, he'll get over it Buster: He'll have to when I kill him Rio: Could be cliche and tell you he ain't worth it, 'cos he ain't but not gonna try and deter you in any way, like Buster: He isn't worth anything but it won't be any effort for me to beat the shit out of him either Buster: I can spare the few minutes, like Rio: Just wear a mask or something, he holds grudges Buster: He won't be able to hold anything for a long time, don't worry Rio: Hi, you're hot, fuck me? Buster: You're perfect Rio: for you Buster: In general but especially for me Rio: I'm for you Rio: you're for me Rio: just how it is Buster: You're mine Buster: I can't forget & I don't want to Rio: Good Rio: things get fucked when you try Buster: I'm gonna try for different things Rio: I think it's about time we did Rio: honestly Buster: There's been so much wasted time Buster: Enough now Buster: No more Rio: Enough Rio: we deserve this, you know Rio: one thing, just for us Buster: You deserve everything Buster: The world to be fucking yours Rio: Only if you are too Buster: I am Rio: we can have it together Buster: We can & we will Rio: I'm happy Rio: I was really fucking sad earlier Buster: Good, that's all I want Rio: how do you do that Buster: What? Rio: make me feel better like that Buster: I always get what I want Buster: & That's it Rio: you're so pure Rio: but seriously 😈 with it Rio: it's a real talent Buster: You just described yourself Buster: Normally I hate sharing but I like you more so Rio: That's awkward Rio: is it more or less shaming if we fancy each other 'cos we're alike? Rio: I wonder Buster: I'd fuck myself, if people say they wouldn't they're liars or very self-loathing, like Rio: I do, constantly so Rio: agreed Rio: even if we're well into psychopath territory by now Buster: There's a test for that, we should take it Rio: have to apply the no bullshit rule to it though Rio: those tests are so leading with what's clearly the sane and insane answers Buster: Am I meant to want to ace it or fail it 'cause the latter goes against everything I'm about Rio: An interesting conudrum Rio: probably the fact we wanna work out which is the pass and which is the fail gives us our answer Buster: Yeah, fair point Rio: 😂 Rio: I always forget you're funny, no offense Buster: Whenever you add no offense it makes me wanna get offended, you know that, yeah? Rio: Noted Rio: it's just a very non-funny time when we're not friends Rio: definitely one of your underrated qualities Buster: I'll take it Buster: As I will any compliment, obviously Rio: I can make a list Rio: if you really are offended Rio: weekday shifts are boring Buster: Please do, I'm not really offended I'm just really a slut for praise Rio: 😏 Rio: you should call yourself a slut more Buster: Noted Rio: You're so not like other boys Rio: but actually Rio: yes, you did try to tell me Buster: Calm down, don't like #notallmen me Buster: But of course I'm not, I'm better Rio: The best Rio: you might say Buster: I do say Buster: Often Rio: I'll say it less so it's more special Rio: but still Buster: Say it whenever you want Buster: Please Rio: Okay Rio: because you remembered your manners and it was Buster: & Anything else you might want to say Buster: I love talking to you Rio: Good 'cos I don't know if you've noticed but I don't go away, even when you ask, when I wanna talk to you so Buster: I notice everything you do Buster: I always have Rio: I noticed you noticing Buster: Good 'cause we wouldn't be here otherwise Rio: It was always gonna happen Buster: Always Rio: It's so surreal Buster: Nah, it's real, babe Buster: Not a dream & you don't need to wake up Rio: Yeah, I'm gonna help you sleep, I remember Buster: So you said Rio: Don't you believe me Buster: I'm just very awake right now, that's all I'm saying Rio: has your friend gone Buster: Come on, you know I kicked her out ages ago Rio: Just saying, I'm not putting her to sleep as well Buster: I didn't either Rio: Okay Rio: sorry not really Buster: She's the only one who is Buster: I'd rather she's mad at me than you are Rio: can count it as my turn at ruining something, if you like Buster: That's building it up too much Buster: It can't be ruined if I don't care enough in the first place Rio: Still my turn then Rio: cool Rio: I'll save it for something better Buster: Or don't Rio: Hmm that's an idea Buster: I keep telling you, all the good ones come from me Rio: Keep 'em coming, babe Buster: I can book a flight for you then? Rio: Well, give me 2 more weeks and I'll actually have built up some holiday at work Rio: so yeah Rio: do it Buster: Okay Rio: I've checked, no birthdays Rio: if Indie burns the house down, Drew can deal Buster: Don't jinx us, someone'll fucking actually die if we talk about it too much Rio: 🤐 Rio: Touch wood, all that stuff Rio: I'll ask Bills what I've gotta do for some 🍀 Buster: I'd rather touch you but if that makes it happen, sure Rio: I feel like it's happened loads more than just the once Rio: amount I think about it Buster: I know what you mean, I dream about you day & night, like, it's hard to believe none of it has happened yet Rio: Right? Rio: I won't disappoint Rio: it's still going to be better than you've imagined Buster: At this point, you couldn't if you tried Buster: It's been so long you could get me there with a look Rio: Fun as eye contact across a crowded room has been Rio: not the plan now Buster: I ain't mad about it, I can't lie Rio: If you take me out we can do it for old time's sake Rio: but no one knows who I am here so Buster: We can do whatever we want Rio: How long can I stay Buster: How much holiday do you have? Rio: I think I've got 10 days Buster: You can stay for 10 days then Rio: Help me think of somewhere I could be going? Buster: 'Course Buster: Logistically you're gonna have to admit to being among the Yanks too 'cause of the time difference & shit but it's a big place Rio: They better not try and say shit Rio: I won't say anywhere too exciting or they'll be expecting pics Buster: You can take pics, I trust you to know your angles by now, like Buster: Keep my secrets Rio: 'Course Rio: no amateur Rio: also unlikely we'll be taking the same kind of socials, like Buster: You better not be calling me an amateur or taking the piss out of my feed, babe Buster: That's a lie & you ain't allowed Rio: 😂 Rio: I mean, if I start posting pictures with random bitches and me playing football, then that's beyond suss Buster: Alright, calm down Buster: Unless you wanna post as many topless pics as me, that's more than fine Rio: Maybe with you but not Insta Rio: 💔 Buster: I'll just have to keep them for myself then Buster: Shame Rio: You're so gutted Rio: I can tell Buster: Yeah, that's definitely the word, well done Rio: You can help me with my vocab Rio: defintely a real enough excuse for being together Buster: It would be if everyone knew how good I am at oral but you always tell me not to brag Rio: Less time bragging more time proving it to me Buster: What have you done to me that I wanna prove it to you & I don't ever have shit to prove to anyone Rio: It's a fun thing to prove Rio: come on now Buster: Nothing's fun to prove if it means you have to Buster: But this can be an exception, why not, you already are Rio: say that last bit again Buster: You know you are Buster: I don't do repeats but I wanna do everything with you over & over again Rio: 'Course Rio: I'm the best, why would you wanna lose me Rio: you're not stupid Buster: You are & I don't Buster: I've already been so stupid Rio: both have Rio: but it's not over Rio: won't let it Buster: Me either Buster: I mean, whatever it takes Rio: easy, long as we're both in it Rio: can't fail, literally Buster: & Won't Buster: It's never an option for me, but especially when it comes to you Rio: but it doesn't have to be hard Rio: another fight Rio: 'cos I want you, need you around Buster: Then I'll be there. Simple as that Buster: Or as complicated Rio: It'll always be difficult around the rest Rio: but not impossible Buster: There's no such word in my vocabulary Buster: I will have to teach you Rio: Never stop, you Buster: No, I don't Buster: Won't either Rio: This can't come soon enough, fuck Buster: You can't Buster: Be here now Rio: Okay Rio: don't disagree so Buster: Rio Rio: Buster Buster: Two weeks from now, yeah? Rio: Yeah, baby Buster: Promise Rio: I promise Rio: Trying not to think on all the shit that has got in our way in the past 'cos seriously don't want to jinx it Rio: but aside from the plane crashing or some equally unavoidable tragedy, I'm not letting anything or anyone get in my way Rio: deal with any fallout when I'm back, I don't care now Buster: At least you'd go down with the wreckage of first class Buster: I'm not offering you any less Rio: Babe Rio: Are we gonna have to argue about this? Buster: Not if you just accept it Rio: but Rio: you don't have to Buster: It's not a short flight so you're not gonna change my mind Rio: alright but I can get the hotel then Buster: You don't have to Buster: I'll book it at the same time Rio: Are you gonna let me do anything Buster: Not before you get here Rio: 😏 so it's like that, okay Rio: you're sure, 'cos I'm not gonna keep insisting like Buster: Shhh Rio: Okay 🤐 Rio: for now Rio: you better be more creative at shutting me up when I get there Buster: I don't want to shut you up when you get here Buster: We can be as loud as we need to Rio: Providing no one complains anyway Buster: If they do, we'll get a new hotel Rio: that's the mood Buster: Yeah Buster: All eyes on us, no eyes on us or every guest at the hotel wishing they were us vs nobody knowing us, it's however you want it Rio: Umm Rio: I wanna be there now Rio: you're so Buster: I can put you on a plane now Buster: You don't even have to say please Rio: It's illegal to be so hot and so far away Buster: I'm here too Buster: I told you, use me, babe Rio: You're killing me Buster: [sends pics cos that bitch] Buster: Better? Rio: You're way too cute to be alone Rio: what are you doing now Buster: I'm not alone, I'm with you Rio: Yeah Rio: stay with me Rio: it's really late here Buster: Do you need to sleep? I'll still stay Rio: I don't wanna, I just wanna be with you Buster: I'm yours even if you fall asleep on me Rio: It's different sleeping here Rio: didn't have neighbours at home lowkey Rio: can hear nextdoor breathing, I swear Buster: That could be hot but I'm guessing she's not young & beautiful, yeah? Rio: Unless she's been smoking 80 a day from birth Rio: I would assume not Buster: 😂 Buster: I'll call you then, you can listen to me instead Rio: That'll be nicer Rio: I can't talk though, remember Rio: unless she's already asleep, she could sleep through anything Buster: I'll do all the talking, it's okay Rio: I need to tackle the balcony Rio: then I could go out there in the summer Buster: Or any time if you keep your coat on Rio: Not very sexy Buster: Depends on the coat Rio: 😂 Rio: not got a flasher mac but I'll add it to my wishlist, like Buster: You know what I mean Buster: Shut up Rio: You're cute Rio: are there good shops near you there Buster: I know where they are, yeah Rio: I'll save suitcase room then Buster: We can get them sent to you, don't worry Rio: You're so boujee Buster: I'm being practical Buster: Also selfish, 'cause the more clothes you bring, the more I get to take off Rio: You like a challenge Rio: got it Rio: don't know if I own a turtleneck but I can make that fantasy happen for you babe Buster: You'd overheat, babe. Have you forgotten my tan already? Buster: [sends more pics in case, tan lines am I RIGHT lads] Rio: I had not forgot but when I see a picture of you I can't think of anything else so fair assumption Buster: 😏 Rio: So distracting Buster: You're describing yourself again Buster: Also, you can't blame me for wanting you to have good dreams Rio: You're the best Rio: but you can't see me, I'm a state Buster: You're flawless Rio: As far as you'll ever know, yes Rio: be cancelling my flights rn Buster: Fuck off Buster: Nothing's getting in our way, remember? Buster: Definitely not your smudged mascara or whatever Rio: my face is all puffy Rio: i was drunk and sad, remember Rio: luckily I've got a PM shift tomorrow so I can sleep it off Buster: Baby Rio: but now I'm not Rio: 'cos you're back Rio: but I still look gross Buster: You could never Buster: & You know I'm never wrong Rio: You're biased Rio: but very nice Buster: Shhh Rio: 😇 Rio: won't tell anyone Buster: You're so hot Rio: ain't seen nothing yet Buster: You won't let me see you so Rio: I want you to like me Buster: You know I do Buster: I really like you Buster: & You've seen me in more of a state, as well as my puke, numerous times Buster: Don't you still like me? Rio: Of course I do Rio: even if you can't handle your drink Buster: You can't handle brandy either Buster: Fuck off Rio: 😂 Rio: Sure, babe Buster: Don't underestimate me, babe Buster: Or challenge me Rio: but you love a challenge Buster: But I don't want you to be a sore loser, like Rio: Shame Rio: Kinda like the sore part Buster: Oh Buster: Okay Rio: Just okay? Buster: No Rio: Come on Rio: hot or cold, babe Buster: You're still asking questions you know the answer to then, yeah? Rio: Only when I wanna hear the answers, yeah Buster: You wanna hear how turned on I am by that idea Buster: All of yours Buster: How smart you are Buster: Answer my call Rio: [Does] Buster: [When they both fall asleep so she did keep her promise]