#cork yap

[corxoran]

Ugh okay turns out I said this in a voice message but I was telling my friend how lu guang trying over and over again (and someone on here making a joke about lu guang getting bad ending #1000000) reminded me of a visual novel player choosing routes.

So yeah isekai type au where lu guang is a loner who is obsessed with this one visual novel that stars the love interest Cheng Xiaoshi, but is more than just romance! There's action, time traveling shenanigans, etc etc. He becomes so attached to this character that he wishes he could meet him, or have someone like that in his actual life, because he doesn't have any friends. And then... boom! He wakes up as the mc in the photo studio!!!

[sillybuggoblin]

I told my friends I was going to sleep but first i need to share Curtis who I've accidentally fallen for I was looking for an old TV in my mom's room and found him and put this hat on him and he's a DASHING fellow quite handsome indeed <3 <3 <3

[push-upsindragg]

i did something

this is going to go on a shirt, it was a project for our graphic design class. my teacher almost didn't let me put them on it, because it was supposed to be fully designed by us, but i charmed her with my amazing new mexico sunset, and she caved. ill post the finished shirt when i get it. everything else, other than pete and mikey, is designed and created by me!

[auntiejohn]

i think people forget that the boys of tommen characters can be attractive without being actual supermodels.. i have never once seen an accurate fc THEYRE SCHOOL CHILDREN

[pussyrangersgrandprixracing]

Genuinely prepare to be sick of me when i start travelling for work.

[tangomagnolija]

My fave polish folk punk artist laughed at my joke ill die happy now

[martitheevans]

I'm watching Dan and Phil funny moments bc omg fucking practicals are tomorrow shit shit shit and his fucking face won't leave me alone

[gps-yaps]

Im getting emotional about corky again

[confines]

embarrassing thing to realise at my big age but yoga mats are a fucking gimmick, what you really want at least for at-home yoga is simply a fucking rug 🤦

[corxoran]

Oomf watched transformers one and referred to soundwave and shockwave as starscream's "goons" and "minions of mischief"

[birchtreecat]

fuck it. moot and moot in law sleeepover bring your infodump topic, how you will infodump (yapping, presentations, red string on a cork board, etc) and stuff you bring to get cozy!!! if you don’t wanna infodump that’s okay!!!! come hang out!!!

I’m bringing my Nintendo switch so I can show off my pokemon because they’re the bestest babies ever and I love them i love all of them!!! will also be bringing chamomile tea and my piles of plushies as they always make me happy (*´ω｀*)

feel free to tag mutuals!! even if they’re not moots with me!!

@hy4c1nthh @queenoforeos @vee1021 @ki-2-your-heart @carro179 @piecrust-87 @leatheslay + anyone who wants in :3

[leamur-did-it]

🫀 More Blood of the Lamb AU 🫀

The first two doodles are how I see Ovidius (Lamb) communicating with Narinder when needed. Ovidius flips between speaking to Narinder through a bowl of their blood (they can see and hear each other this way) and speaking to him while their blood is stored in it's proper bottle (they can only hear eachother this way). On top of this, I can easily see Ovidius ignoring Narinder when they get angry with each other. Ovidius would simply need to put the cork back on the bottle, silencing the feline's voice inside.

A small detail I've added to Ovidius' design is the false eyes on the back of their ears. I took inspiration from mainly tigers and moths.

The third is just a silly doodle of Baal checking out the portal Ovidius made.

The fourth is of Narinder when he was young and mortal. He lived with his moms and helped them with growing flowers and herbs for burials, funerals, and rituals. They also maintained/guarded temples. I'm still working on his backstory and how he became a Bishop.

The last doodle is two of the younger sheep in the Final Flock. Paco and Pala are twin siblings who help with cooking and handing out rations to the rest of the flock. In total, there are about 100 sheep in the Final Flock. Most are teens and adults who handle the bulk of the work. Children usually do what the twins do, help with simple chores, and pass out food/supplies. The elders usually help Ovidius by advising them as a sort of council.

Paco has a scar that tears through his lip, while Pala has a torn ear and missing left eye.

I'm having a lot of fun with finally being able to yap about my au, I hope you guys enjoy what I have so far! I'm thinking of opening my asks for some questions about this au, no clue when I'm gonna do that tho.

[munsonsmixtapes]

Honey

Evan “Buck” Buckley x fem!shy!probie!reader

summary: Buck helps you make cookies for the rest of the 118 and you both get distracted

word count: 2k

cw: make out session

part one part two part four part five part six

Your heart raced as you mixed the dough in front of you as you thought about the fact that Buck would be there any second. The two of you had been…well, you didn’t exactly know what you were, but what you did know was you were having fun. You had been spending any spare second you had together, but he still hadn’t seen your apartment and that made you nervous. 

Where someone lived said a lot about them and you wondered what he was going to think about it. It was much more decorated than his place with artwork taking over the walls and funky furniture pieces and little trinkets taking over practically every spare inch of the place. 

You didn’t know why you were so nervous. You were comfortable with Buck now and he certainly wouldn’t have judged the way your apartment looked. In fact, you were sure that he would have loved to look at every single one of your belongings, asking questions to let you know how interested he was in it all. If Evan Buckley loved one thing, it was hearing you talk. 

He loved that you had gotten more comfortable around him to the point of yapping all the time. And he’d listen with so much interest. You could have read a phone book and he would have sat there and listened intently, hanging onto every word. It had gotten to the point where he would ask you to read to him when you were in the firehouse waiting to respond to a call. He’d lay his head in your lap and close his eyes while you ran your fingers through his hair, reading aloud to him. 

There was a knock on the door that pulled you out of your thoughts and heat rushed to your cheeks as you wiped the flour off of your apron. You raced to the door and opened it, Buck on the other side with a bottle of white wine. He had on a bright smile that always only seemed to be reserved for you as you let him inside and he pressed a peck to your lips before closing the door behind him and making his way over to the island. 

He set the bottle down then turned to you, his arms circling your waist as he pulled you in for another kiss, this time, slotting his lips between yours, his lips moving against yours slowly, as if he had all the time in the world. You pulled away before he was ready and turned to grab some glasses for the beverage, Buck hot on your heels, grabbing hold of your waist and peppering your cheek with kisses, loving to hear the giggles fall from your lips before letting you go. 

“So do I get an apron?” He asked as he leaned against the counter next to you as you grabbed the glasses, barely reaching them. 

“They’re over there,” you pointed to the hook that was on the wall to the left of him. Your hand barely brushed the bottom of the glass and Buck stood behind you, resting his hand on your waist, reaching for the glass you couldn’t get to with ease while also grabbing a second glass with one of his other fingers. He then set the glasses on the counter in front of you and you turned around, a shy smile playing on your lips. 

“Thank you,” you looked up into his pretty blue eyes, feeling like you could fall into them just like every time you looked into them for too long. They were hypnotizing. Almost like a siren luring a sailor to his death, and you supposed that was a way you wouldn’t mind dying. 

“Of course,” he nodded. “Anytime.” 

“So…wine?” You asked and Buck turned around, reaching for the bottle while simultaneously looking for a corkscrew. You seemed to know exactly what he wanted and grabbed the thing from one of the drawers behind you before handing it to him. 

He pulled the cork out with ease and poured the wine before handing a glass to you. You clinked them together and you each took a sip before setting the glasses down on the counter. 

“So what’s first?” He asked, rubbing his hands together. 

“Wash your hands. That’s arguably the most important step.” Buck nodded and removed his hoodie and you didn’t miss the way the shirt he was wearing underneath rode up, giving you a perfect view of his happy trail. You looked a little too long then turned away, your cheeks heating. 

To distract yourself, you turned to the oven and put it on the right temperature before heading back to your dough that you had been working on. Buck admired you while you threw some chocolate chips into the dough, loving the idea of doing domestic things with you. He wanted to help you wash dishes and fold laundry and straighten up the place before you had guests over. 

He was falling hard and fast and the thing was, he didn’t even care. He would have usually proceeded with caution considering his relationship history, but for once, he wasn’t scared. People were always leaving him, and for once, he didn’t feel that way. He had a feeling you’d stay with him until your very last breath. 

You were nothing if not loyal, always sticking by people even if they didn’t deserve it. But Buck? Buck deserved it more than anyone you knew. He was the sweetest, most caring man you had ever known and you couldn’t believe that you had actually thought that he hated you.

Buck tied his apron and washed his hands thoroughly before waiting patiently for your instruction. You finished folding the chips into the dough then set it aside before grabbing the cookie sheet and putting some parchment paper on top of it. 

“Are you gonna let me help?” He asked. “That is why you asked me over, right?” Truthfully, you had asked Buck over just because you wanted to see him. You were too shy to admit it to him initially, so you just made up the whole cookie thing. You hadn’t even planned on making them. 

“Can I be honest?” You asked, suddenly feeling very embarrassed about your silly lie. 

“Of course,” he nodded, reaching up to give your shoulder a squeeze. You knew he wouldn’t judge or laugh, but you couldn’t seem to choke down your fear. 

“I lied,” you admitted, turning away from him. “I didn’t actually need your help, I just-” you cut yourself off, not sure if you should come clean. You turned away, staring at the time that was displayed on the oven. 

“You just what?” He asked softly, grabbing you by your chin and turning your head to face him, but you still wouldn’t look him in the eyes, yours staring down at the apron he was wearing. It was red and white gingham with little ruffles at the bottom. 

“I just wanted to see you.” Your voice was so soft that it was barely audible, but Buck could always somehow hear you despite that. 

“You don’t have to be embarrassed,” he chuckled, tilting your chin up and you finally looked him in the eyes. “I wanted to see you too.” 

“You did?” He couldn’t believe you were even asking that. He wanted to see you all the time. Even if he had just been with you, he was always desperate for more of your company. 

“Let me put it this way,” he stepped closer to you, grabbing hold of your waist and pulling you to him, leaning down so that your face was only inches from his. “I was going to invite you over before I got your text. I don’t like being away from you. When I get home from working a twelve hour shift with you, I have to force myself not to knock on your door or call you.” 

Your heart warmed at his confession. From his words, it had seemed like Buck was completely and utterly obsessed with you and you felt the exact same way about him. In a split second decision, you moved away from him and he followed you, unsure of what you were doing. Had he been too vulnerable? Had he shared too much?

You reached into the little bowl that was on the table that was by the door and grabbed hold of a key before turning to Buck and holding it out to him. His eyes widened as he stared down at it, the little thing between your fingers saying so much. He had hoped that the two of you would have gotten to that stage eventually, just not this quick. 

“Honey-” he paused, trying to get his thoughts together. “Are you-are you sure?”

“Positive,” you nodded with a smile. “I want you to have it so you can come over whenever you want. Even after work. Especially after work. We can unwind together and have dinner and go to bed.” The way you were describing it made then whole thing sound so inviting and Buck was very into the idea.

“Deal,” he nodded, grabbing the key from you and pocketing it before pulling you into a kiss, smiling against your lips and you did the same, laughing into his mouth because of how happy you were. The whole thing was messy with your teeth clinking together, but you eventually figured it out, your bodies pressed together, melting as one. His tongue swiped along your bottom lip as he tilted your head back so he had more access. You opened up and his tongue slid inside, swirling it around as his hands slid down, grabbing the backs of your thighs and he lifted. 

You jumped and he caught you, his arms wrapping around your waist as he carried you over to the counter. He set you down on the edge and he pushed down on your chin to open your mouth wider so he could taste every inch of your mouth. You tasted like cookie dough and the wine you had a little sip of and Buck couldn’t get enough. You just tasted so good and he wanted to devour you. 

The oven went off, the loud beep catching the both of you off guard. You broke apart in surprise and Buck hurried the oven to turn it off, chuckling to himself at the fact that you broke apart so quickly as if what you had been doing was wrong. And if kissing you was wrong, he certainly didn’t want to be right. 

Once the oven was off, he made his way back over to you and you spread your legs, giving him space to stand between them. He reached behind you and untied your apron while you did his. He lifted the strap over your head and had to stop himself from looking down at your tank top that dipped very low, giving him a perfect view of your cleavage. 

He got his own apron off then set them both next to you before leaning towards you, putting a hand on each side of you, caging you in. He leaned forward even more and just when your lips were about to meet, he grabbed his wine glass and took a sip, causing a very adorable pout to form on your lips. 

“Oh, did you want something, honey?” He asked, taking another sip from his glass, trying his best to not laugh. “Because if you want something, you’re going to have to speak up.”

“I want a kiss.” 

“Sorry.” He set his glass down. “I think those are in short supply tonight.” You knew he was pulling your leg and you were going to play along.

“Even for me?” You bat your eyelashes, knowing that that would always get him to give you whatever you wanted. 

“Even for you,” he replied with a nod of his head. “But I supposed that I could spare one…but you have to give me something in return.” Now you weren’t even sure if you wanted him to kiss you anymore since he was being so difficult about it.

“Like what?” You crossed your arms over your chest and glared at him and never thought that something being angry would be so goddamn adorable.

“You have to read to me.”

“I was going to do that anyway.”

“You’re right,” he nodded. “Well, I guess I just give you one for free, but where’s the fun in that?”

“Forget it,” you scoffed, hopping off of the counter and headed to the stairs of your loft. Buck was hot on your heels, trying to reach out for you, but you were moving too fast. 

You collapsed onto the bed and Buck was quick to lay on top of you, burying his face in your neck, peppering the spot with kisses as his hands reached up and he interlocked his fingers with yours.

“I’m sorry, honey,” he apologized against your skin. “I’ll give you all the kisses you want, just please don’t be mad at me.”

“I could never be mad at you, Buckley,” you said, pulling his head away from his neck so he’d look you in the eyes. He pressed a few quick pecks to your lips then buried his face in your neck again, his arms moving to circle your waist. Your hands moved up and down his back and eventually, the both of you fell asleep like that, thinking that the only place either of you ever wanted to be was wrapped up in each other’s arms.

[pumpkinsy0]

there’s such an awkward silence between pony and curly when curlys reaalllyyyy mad or overstimulated but doesn’t wanna talk, just wants to be near him

it’s the worst time for pony cause usually those r the times he has theeee most to yap about, theeeee funniest jokes to tell, and he’s forced to put a cork in it, imagine him like dis waiting for the perfect moment

[fatalhoon]

with love, the kids from yesterday

welcome! here you’ll find a collection of fics inspired by my favorite emo/pop punk albums from the 2000s/2010s!

— starring lee heeseung, sim jaeyun, and park sunghoon

✩ starring — 𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐆

✩ featuring —

A FEVER YOU CAN'T SWEAT OUT by panic! at the disco

↳ heeseung x burlesque dancer!reader ; 1920s au

THE BLACK PARADE by my chemical romance

↳ ghost!heeseung x ghost!reader

COLLIDE WITH THE SKY by pierce the veil

↳ demon!heeseung x angel!reader

AMERICAN IDIOT by green day

↳ heeseung x reader ; zombie apocalypse au

✩ starring — 𝐒𝐈𝐌 𝐉𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐔𝐍

✩ featuring —

DEATH OF A BACHELOR by panic! at the disco

↳ jake x reader ; 70s au

DANGER DAYS: THE TRUE LIVES OF THE

FABULOUS KILLJOYS by my chemical romance

↳ killjoy!jake x killjoy!reader

FROM UNDER THE CORK TREE by fall out boy

↳ greaser!jake x soc!reader ; outsiders au

A LESSON IN ROMANTICS by mayday parade

↳ surfer!jake x mermaid!reader

✩ starring — 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐍

✩ featuring —

TOO WEIRD TO LIVE,

TOO RARE TO DIE by panic! at the disco

↳ royal guard!sunghoon x princess!reader

THREE CHEERS FOR

SWEET REVENGE by my chemical romance

↳ vampire!sunghoon x vampire hunter!reader

NOTHING PERSONAL by all time low

↳ nerd!sunghoon x band member!reader

BRAND NEW EYES by paramore

↳ detective!sunghoon x detective!reader ; paranormal au

authors note (sorry its long lol);

hi everyone! this entire idea from the very beginning has been in the works for a very long time (i originally got the idea for something like this back in 2019) so i’m so happy its finally in the works!! this is gonna be a very heavy task for me but my goal is to get these all out by the end of the year <3 also i don’t know if all of these bands are considered “emo” but these are all bands that i listened to during that phase of my life. and its my series so idc LMAO. its heejakehoon centric cause that’s my bias line and i knew i would need a lot of inspo if i was going to commit to this series (plus a lot of different things in terms of planning and organizing that we don’t have time to get into rn lmao) soo i’m sorry to the jay/sunoo/won/riki stans :< p!atd (fuck brendon tho) and mcr were my favorite bands growing up therefore i know most music from them so that’s why each of them has one album from both bands! i don’t expect these to change very much but don’t be surprised if i switch any of them around. anyway i’m yapping SO i hope you guys are excited for this as much as i am!!

with love, judah <3

[kino-der-joon]

Underrated bit of primis richtofen characterization is the wine bottles in his workspace. Daydrinking. Bro is a wine aunt. Many such cases

Conversely, underdiscussed bit of ultimis richtofen characterization is his…complicated feelings on the subject of children? He wants to have his own apparently (“I hope this doesn’t affect my fertility…” youre pushing 60 peepaw i think it might be too late for that 😭), but hates Americans and their children (and baseball), without getting into his thoughts on Samantha and him calling the zombies his children. There’s something going on there. Something something the joy of creation

💫 Hi hi!! This is certainly something fun to yap about, so let’s yap!! ✨

💫 Let’s talk about Primis first!! ✨

✨As soon as I read the first line, I jumped into Bo4 to look at Richtofen’s laboratory in BotD immediately! I actually think there’s some room for speculation here, but I do want to state too that you aren’t wrong at all! If him day drinking is something you want to infer, who is anyone to tell you otherwise? These are just my silly little thoughts!! ✨

✨So, let’s look around his lab! ✨

✨ These large glass bottles can be found littered around his lab. They’re empty, but re-sealed with corks! I can completely understand why wine is the first thought here, but I actually think these might have been filled with water instead, or perhaps some kind of substance for the cryogenic pods! How wine is kept is vital for its taste, and keeping wine in such large bottles in this shape might affect the flavour, to the best of my knowledge! There’s also no staining on the inside of these large jars, and we know that when it comes to wine, Primis Richtofen has a penchant for Merlot, which is a dry red wine! We know this because we can see two bottles of it at his little cooking station in his work area in Origins! Given what they were facing together, I think there’s a good chance that Richtofen and Maxis would both cook with it, and drink it too. The thought of them having dinner together with a glass of Merlot each warms my heart! 🥺

✨ The other reason my mind went to water when looking at those large glass jars is because I highly doubt Alcatraz would want to risk polluting the island with water bottles and plastic waste from their imports, so I imagine efforts would be made to minimise that risk, and one way to do that is to use glass instead of plastic! ✨

💫Now let’s talk about Ultimis! ✨

✨ Something, something, you’ve hit the nail right on the head! It’s highly likely that Richtofen would see any children he might have as an extension of himself, and so there would be a want for them. But actually raising them? That’s a different story entirely! This is exactly what I mean when I say that his voice lines can tell us so much about him and give him so much depth, he will drop the most interesting bits of lore sometimes!! ✨

✨ Thank you so much for your ask!! And I do also think, evidence aside, Primis becoming a wine aunt is 100% plausible, the poor man goes through more than enough 💔✨

✨ NEXT! > ⭐️