#dadwave is best wave

[cybertronian-cupid]

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Panty Snatching Headcanons

Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave

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Megatron:

Doesn't care. Just, nah.

What is he going to do with those?

If the human leaves them laying anywhere he sees them, they will be reminded not to litter and that is that.

The Warlord gives zero fucks, as long as the human isn't walking around completely naked, he does not care.

If they are looking to get "punished", he might play along.

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Starscream:

The only reason he went snooping is because he overheard a conversation of some Vehicons about the human's underwear?

It might have been one of those lil whispered convos by the troops when they thought none of their supperriors were around

Now of course if the TROOPS are talking about these panties it's only logical that the Second in Command helps his human with... Whatever help she might need

Especially if this is after Knockout tears most of the comfy ones and THAT's why the troops even talked about it

He did hear the doctor and his… Conjux? Amica? Whatever that big brute is to that narcissistic grounder, he was clearly upset about something regarding humans personal garments

To Starscream's embarrassment, he gets caught.

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Soundwave:

He could, would and does get away with a lot of panty theft

His tentacles can get into rooms completely silently without the human noticing and be gone just as quick

He has eyes everywhere, he knows when they will and won't be in each room

The best thing? No one would Dare to even suggest it was him

Soundwave? The backbone of this ship?

The human would very much notice and quickly come to the conclusion, but they need proof

They need to see him with the panties

Here, Lazerbeak takes one for Team Wave

And makes it seem like they were the rascal stealing all the panties

Puts them all in a pile and pretend they made a nest like the Earth Birds do

Soundwave is touched and Lazerbeak is never going to live this down. They took the bullet for Dadwave, and he is keeping all the pics forever

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BONUS:

Both Soundwave and Breakdown have an easy out if they ever get caught

Soundwave has his minicon,

Breakdown has his overly caring spark

These two are the top dads aboard the Nemesis and the human falls for it (almost) every time.

[pastelgrungewrecker]

It Takes A Village || She Needs Her Family

There’s something wrong with the Village...

“I wasn’t interesting.”, she said simply when Rodimus asked her why Optimus hadn’t... been there for her. She giggled, the sound echoing empty in darkened and lost eyes, “He was always more worried about... about you. And Father.”

Rodimus’s face began to fall as she shrugged, “Besides, Primal Proctors were disappointed in me- after all, how was a Young Lady like me supposed to bear the Matrix after him?”

Mimi was excited for Rodimus to meet Minnie- they’d been together a year now, it was high time for extended family to meet her...

She wasn’t expecting recognition.

Wasn’t expecting Minnie to smile, weak and tired and out of place on her face. For her to extend a hand so cautiously, burned from kiln and creator’s decisions so many times; for her to say, “I know you- I remember hearing about you. You made him happier than I did, I think.”

“Made who happier?”, Rodimus tried to joke, “I was always a thorn in both Respected Leader’s sides if we’re being honest.”

“At least they let you out.”

“Let me out?”

Minnie looked confused, “...Were. Were none of you put in a stasis podcrib? That’s where I was until Dadwave and Papa Cosmos pulled me out. Raised me.”

Rodimus tried to stop the horror from painting over his face.

Minnie seemed to fret, holding her hands up in placation, “No! No don’t worry, it wasn’t that bad! They got me out before the operation was bombed- wait, hang on, that came out worse than I meant it...”

A deep breath. Rodimus exhaled slowly, feeling his skin heat and cool in rapid waves and flexed his fingers in methodical patterns.

“A lot to uh, to unpack there. Let’s... Let’s touch something else, yeah? Where was Optimus in all this? He never mentioned having a daughter after all...”

“I wasn’t interesting.”, she said simply when Rodimus asked her why Optimus hadn’t... been there for her. She giggled, the sound echoing empty in darkened and lost eyes, “He was always more worried about... about you. And Father.”

Rodimus’s face began to fall as she shrugged, “Besides, Primal Proctors were disappointed in me- after all, how was a Young Lady like me supposed to bear the Matrix after him?”

Mimi, aghast and wincing from invisible pains, reached around Minnie’s waist and pulled her a little closer- almost comical, given how their height differed, but comforting all the same.

Rodimus took a deep breath, “Okay, okay, so what I am hearing is dig him up and kill him again. Both of the hims, actually-”

“Rodimus, dear, both of them are skeletal at best now.”, sighed Magnus as he walked in carrying... a tea tray. Smelling of heavenly lavender and camomile.

He set it upon the coffee table, unstacking the cups and beginning to pass tea to each face staring at him, “Besides, what worth do old and dead Gods have? Minnie has two excellent fathers! Soundwave is a loyal, loving, and kind individual- and Cosmos is simply a delight.”

Minnie nodded, brightening just a little, “Exactly! Sure, it hurts that. That the original dads just... didn’t want me-”

“Optimus: Undeserving. Megatron: head up pyloric sphincter.”

Everyone but Magnus froze. He straightened, dusting his hands off on his pantlegs before skirting Rodimus’s chair and extending a hand, “Soundwave! I’m glad you could make it on such short notice- Its important for the whole family to attend get-togethers like this...”

Minnie froze on the word family. Mimi couldn’t help the chuckle, hearing the slight click from Soundwave- his sound of confusion. Rodimus blinked, stunned, and then simply laughed and raised a mug of tea in greeting.

“What up, dudes! You guys gonna become official Dadsquad members? We get together with Percy and Stormy every Saturday for drinks-”

Minnie turned to Mimi, her confusion etched into every line of her face, “Mimi, hat’s going on-”

“I told you, I wanted y’all to meet the family.”, she said simply, “Y’all means You All, remember? Contractions and shit. Besides, this way I can invite Sounders and Cosmos to next months cookout!”

“But-”

“Babe, I understand that you and them have... Have been alone for a very long time.”, said Mimi gently, “But... But you don’t have to be now. I know the old fogeys say it takes a Village, but the old Village was broken and wrong and evil.”

Mimi set down her mug and took Minnie’s hand in her own, “So we’ve made our own, and we wanna invite you and Sounders and Cosmos into it. Even if... Even if the worst happens, and we aren’t together, this will still be here. You deserve it. Your dads deserve it.”

Rodimus jumped up with a holler of “OH FUCK YEAH, ITS MA BOY DRIFT!”

The boom of Uncle Deadlock’s laughter mixed with Drift’s whiskey-laced cat cackle sounded through the window facing the front lawn. Minnie’s eyes hurt, her vision blurred, and she felt a hand on her shoulder.

She looked up, to see Soundwave as confused as she was. Mimi cleared her throat, getting to her feet and puffing up her chest, “H’llo Mister Soundwave! I’m Mimi of the Alpha Trion, daughter of Perceptor of Altihex. Would you like to come to the cookout we’re havin’ for the Festival of Frozen Lights? Mister Cosmos is welcome too!”

The visor he wore lit up briefly; showing a glimpse of wide and surprised eyes before fading into it’s crimson glow.

“Soundwave: Would love to. Cosmos: Would be ecstatic. Query: It has been a long while since a celebration, is Mimi certain of our welcome?”

Mimi smiled as Drift and Deadlock sidled in- both of them dropping heavily on each of Soundwave’s shoulder with conniving grins.

“I’m absolutely certain of you being welcome, Mister Soundwave. Just.... Don’t drink with either of those two?”

Drift pouted as Deadlock sniffed, “You’re no fun, neicey.”