#dare answers

[daredevils-advocate]

I am asking on anon cuz I am ashamed that I don't know this, but what do you MEAN II CAN CONTROL THE WEATHER?? Did a hit on his snare and some thunder line up perfectly or something??? I feel so out of the loop lol

Sorry for the wait anon, this took me a minute to find!

Absolutely no shame in not knowing about this one, it's a bit of a deep cut to find if you didn't hear about it when it happened. Yes, II absolutely can control the weather. During the ritual in Irving, Texas during the Teeth of God tour, there was a storm rolling in, and during Granite we got the experience of the lightning matching up perfectly to his fill

Vid source

It was during this same ritual that during Rain, the sky opened up and the people not underneath the pavilion got soaked

Neat bit of accidental lore but it's completely canon lmao 👍

[n1ghttiger]

I have to ask this or else it will haunt me forever - why is your cat tag poopooins?

it's an inside joke started by my dad!

we used to have one cat years ago whose name was delilah but we always called her poopoo, then poopoos became a general term for all cats, then it branched out into sillier versions like poopoos and peepees being different kinds of cats, the shits (when dad's cats were being bad), and poopooins being another plural for cats.

when i started the tag on my blog ages ago i wanted to use one of silly words he said and poopooins ended up being the one i picked

[zestyliljesty]

“I know you’re still my husband because you’re still dumb as fuck,” -Penelope, probably

[vivlily]

can you please explain who these horses are????

You made a mistake in asking me, but I will try anyway. This will go over some general things and mainly focus on white and cyan, not so much the other horses.

They are characters from a Twitter webseries/game(?) hosted by @/snakesandrews. Where viewers essentially vote on whatever horse they think might win. These horses bounce around randomly off of objects like a screensaver of sorts, and a horse wins once it touches a png of a carrot.

These horses are typically referred to by their color until they win and are thus given a name, for instance, orange, eventually becoming jovial merryment.

How much or how little these horses win as well as what goes on during a race end up leading to a lot of fan made content. And for the most part, any characterization of these horses is largely up to fan interpretation.

For these two horses, white and cyan specifically? White and cyan and brown would go on to not win one match for quite some time, leading to them being put into a race all on their own. Which brown would eventually go on to win and attain the name Door Knob. Leaving white and cyan in their own little race. With a special little map, file this special little map for later.

It is important to note that these races do not usually last much longer than around 2 or 2 and a half minutes. Cyan and White would go on to race for a whole 7 minutes and 9 seconds. This led to a lot of fans depicting them as sort've not wanting to win, usually because of enjoying one another's company or something similar. I'm a yuri minded individual, so you can probably guess how I decided to interpret it.

As you probably realized, since they had a defined time for the race, a winner also exists. This is where White had won, earning the name Superstitional Realism. This led to a lot of fans depicting Cyan as either feeling betrayed or upset by white winning. Some also show Cyan being happy for white.

It here that white, now superstitional realism(I will refer to her as Sup from now on), would join the next days' race and proceed to not win. And in the next day's race, white would be mysteriously missing. It is in this race that Sup is missing that something unusual happens once the race is over.

Cyan has lost every single race, every single one. This race where Sup is missing is followed by a video in which Cyan was racing all alone in an empy room with only herself, eventually obtaining her first win. But did such a win even count? There was no one for Cyan to even race against after all. It was assumed Cyan would get a name for her victory, but the fanfare screen would simply continue listing her name as Cyan.

People expected that Cyan would finally join the next race proper, only for the next race to be a race between what looked to be 7 distorted horses (6 a form of cyan, and 1 white). Despite there being 6 cyans, they still lost to the distorted white horse, whose fanfare screen read "a Mysterious figure." Leading many to think this might be cyan reliving her worst moments, and more specifically, the moment where she get left behind by white.

The latest race as of this post was with the regular set of horses interspliced with the 6 distorted cyans having a race of their own. It's unknown if this "nightmare" world is real or in cyans head. But one of the 6 distorted cyans does win and is rewarded with the name of Garbage Bin. We then cut back to the "normal" world where Sup remains missing and jovial merryment wins the race(go figure).

Now, do you remember that special little map where cyan and white initially raced in? The "normal" world race was taking place on the very same map, just with more color and rounder edges. This leads to me and probably a few others believing that that last race was the other horses looking for cyan.

My assumption for why Sup has been missing for the last few races is because white had already gone back to look for cyan ahead of everyone else.

As for how the story might end? Well, you can find out both today and Friday as the series seems to be having it's last to races.

Will jovial win once more? It's possible. It's annoyingly possible. And will cyan and sup have a happy ending? I SURE HOPE SO. SAVE YOUR GIRL.

Whadya mean I'm getting emotional over screensaver pngs?!?

Apologies if this was long winded, I'm not used to typing this much and suck at using words. BUT you made the mistake of asking me, dear Anon. Always remember there is always yuri for those with eyes to see. Now go consume some fan content, there's a lot of really good writers and artists out there, show them some love.

[demaparbat-hp]

I saw your art, "First Meeting" for Kyoshi Warriors AU, and my head just went "That's Jinshi!".

How can Katara control herself in front of a person who can collapse countries?!

Why would you do this to me.

[temeyes]

pspspsps soap hurry n eat these shortbread cookies

oh no, y'all pissed off old man Price now!!!!!!!

[timbit-robin-art]

Do you... by chance... have any spare Cherik?

I do have some spare Cherik. Caveat; it’s in the format of Glee.

[callsign-relic]

Oh to be a little plastic figurine living in a tiny model city…

Imagine the day you realize there’s a much bigger world out there, filled with much bigger beings. Looking just like you, but… wrong. Soft, almost like the grass you walked upon, but also not. Not made of the same hard material you were. Gazing down at you in awe.

It’s only after a while of staring that you realize it’s not staring at you. At least not directly. No, it hardly noticed you in the vast expanse of your city. The “vast expanse” that’s completely overshadowed by just their torso looking over your home.

Can you return to your plastic, artificial life as normal? Or do you do the unthinkable, and try to communicate with these vast beings?

[thealdersgateoffice]

The Slow Horses (and Jackson Lamb) missing Slough House’s mother hen Catherine Standish 🐌🐎

[daredevils-advocate]

I’d like to see these clips/pics of ii’s love language being touch 👀👀👀

*vibrating at a frequency that allows me to clip through walls* I would love to provide proof for this claim, thank you.

None of these pictures/gifs are mine but they're all hanging on the wall in my mind.

[you can find more analysis of the others here]

The way he hugs

He's a little dude, we all know this, and it's so sweet to see him hug people because he pulls them down into him while also stretching up to them. A very meet in the middle type thing (kind of, he's very much so on his tiptoes in the first one with Ves) but the way he wraps himself around people to the point where you can't tell where he ends and they begin

He also tends to lean into people. Slightly less obvious in the first one because IV is leaning down to use him as a headrest, but almost every photo you can find of ii when he's not fully leaning into the "cool, mysterious, second-hand to a cult leader" persona, he's leaning into whoever is in the pic with him

Not being the first to break contact (unless necessary)

This gif is the moments after the first photo, and you can see in full effect how he leans on Ves, and also how he doesn't want to let go. Vessel has to almost twist out of II's arm to walk away, with II keeping that point of contact until the last second

Another case of having a point of contact, during Like That Shenanigans with III, the second III removes his hand II is instantly reaching his hand back out before III moves away (look near the body of the bass)

The quick touches as he passes

Both of these examples being with Vessel is breaking me a bit, but when he doesn't have time to stop or he'll miss his cue, he still reaches out to comfort

So yeah, II's love language is physical contact, thank you for coming to my TED talk

If you actually read through this rambling here's a bonus picture of II standing on his fucking kit

[n1ghttiger]

bogos binted?

👽

[14dayswithyou]

tell ren to turn his location on👉👈

I saw one of the posts of how ren does get jealous of pets being loved over him and alll that so now I have the thought of the one meme of ‘ah yes, me, my partner and their [enter normal pet size] foot [pet]’

I don’t have anything else, it did pop into my head though and I thought I’d share with the class.

⌞♥⌝ ItsNotVivy on Twitter actually made that exact meme with Ren a looong time ago!!

[agoraphcbja]

so, one of my favourite things about this fandom is you can pick two characters out of a hat and there’s probably somebody out there who ships them. what’s your favourite rarepair/crackship ? and i don’t mean stuff like hopper x daring or briar x maddie i mean REAL crackship. like two characters who don’t feel like they’ve ever existed in the same vicinity let alone the same universe

[the-gimmick-blog-collector]

Have you collected @the-gimmick-blog-collector yet

No cause that's me

[bokettochild]

Hello! You mentioned you took requests, so could I perhaps request Horizon Duo (Sky+Four) doing something together? Napping, chatting about birds, Sky toting Four around like a stuffed animal, protecting each other in battle, etc? :3

Sorry this one took so long! I wasn't sure if you wanted art or a fic, but I couldn't get a fic rolling so I just drew it? Between the hands, birds, and Four's pose being very very weird and now just not working at all, it took me a bit, but it's done now! (just don't look too close LOL)

Drawing Crimson and Zeffa was not something I thought I could do, so thanks for the push!