#dash sim

[starboundsingularities]

good lird they did not make a gimmick blog about a real life murder

#someone fucking DIED but whatever who gives a shit it's funny i guess

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

honestly with how suspicious and confusing everything on the dl-6 case was i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that it was that prosecutor guy tbh

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

date posted: june 23, 2010

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

ok hear me out. what abt winston payne though

🧊 just--ice Follow

okay now they're just making lawyers up

#also didn't mvk die or something?

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🔥 triedbyfire Follow

why the fuck are you people still posting about the gavinners as if theyre not copaganda. didn't the guitarist get convicted of murder

🎸 guiltiest-lovers837 Follow

so fucking tired of this "um um didn't daryan get convicted of murder" YEAH AND HE'S LITERALLY NOT IN THE FUCKING BAND ANYMORE. dipshit

🔥 triedbyfire Follow

are you gonna address the copaganda thing or

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🌻 attorneybout Follow

he's so. 😳

📂 trialanderror Follow

why is he defending

📂 trialanderror Follow

OP WHY IS HE DEFENDING???

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🦈 giantlakemonsters Follow

i just wanna hear about another gourdy sighting thats all

🥜 liberdeez Follow

op. i'm so sorry op. gourdy isn't real you have to let her go. they had a whole trial about it.

🔐 wrightorwrong Follow

hi!! so this isn't actually the case as while gourdy was briefly mentioned in a trial, said trial had nothing to do with whether or not gourdy was "real" per se as much as. well. murder, actually. while gourdy WAS found out to be an inflatable steel samurai this was not brought up in the case at all as the veracity of gourdy wasn't really as relevant as the fact that the witness was looking for gourdy rather than at the murder she claimed to have seen. plus this was also a relatively small part of a MUCH larger trial which for those interested not only solved the dl-6 case but ALSO marked the end of prosecutor von karma's ~40 year long record and the court records are really a fascinating read through!!

🦀 mad_libz_87 Follow

net 0 information post

#thanks again lawblr

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🍒 cherriescoola Follow

btw i was at the park the other day and klavier gavin (of gavinners fame) was there and obv there was a huge crowd but this guy was there with him and at some point he (the other guy) waved to the crowd and someone still screamed like it was klavier??? who was that guy ive never seen him before in my life

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🩸 has-dl6-been-solved-yet Follow

December 28, 2016

YES!!!

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🪙 tellerlikeitis Follow

guys help i'm a bank teller and this guy just introduced himself as robin banks what do i do

🔪 violencekilling Follow

you gotta let him rob you that's the law

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👻 ghostesswiththemostest Follow

look if i ever get convicted of murder im just hiring the lawyer with the coolest sounding name

💼 courtofwaw Follow

bestie if you already got convicted it is Too Late

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📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

guys i know it's real fun to think people just can predict whatever but if you look at the earliest reblogs of that post that "guessed" the true killer in the dl-6 case it was actually a post about how they didn't want to go to the store. clearly edited

#stg nobody bothers to factcheck anything anymore

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🐺 lawnewolf Follow

i am NOT homophobic or whatever the fuck you guys are saying now i just think its weird to write fanfiction about realass people?? go touch grass ffs

🌈 lawsbian Follow

the fun police (this guy) putting me in yaoi court but the lawyers (phoenix witrght and miles edgeworth) just keep trying to make out (real court is like this too btw)

🐺 lawnewolf Follow

YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

#look idc what your enemies to lovers fic bullshit says #they're straight. and more importantly REAL PEOPLE. #there's TENSION because they are in COURT and there are LIVES on the LINE. #not because they wanna fuck. god.

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🔮 inhighspirits Follow

why dont they just ask the spirit mediums to ask the victims who killed them this law shit is easy

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💞 lawveyourself Follow

seriously i cant believe they gave this guy a law degree

💞 lawveyourself Follow

what do you mean evidence fraud

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🎧 instrumentalillness Follow

fuck you *unguilties your love*

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🎀 copiicat Follow

perjury isnt illegal btw in fact if youre one of tge witnesses youre legally required to lie on the stand. thats why everyone does it. trust me

[these-posts-arent-real]

Oh StarClan... your dash has turned into warrior cats again.

#sorry <3 #this one has parts that are based off of that #one post rhats like "if there were cat-people #do you think calico tboys would try to dye over their patches"

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🍲 ex-thundrclan-kipper Follow

Me & Night (my mate)!!!

🏞 trouttail-prefers-bass Follow

:O Kip's mate has finally been revealed!!! And his name is Night? Cooool.

🍲 ex-thundrclan-kipper Follow

Yeah haha. Technically his full name is Night Hunter, Bringer of Darkness, but it feels so weirdly formal calling him that, so I usually stick to just Night.

#life #kittypet #collar tw #cw collars #id in alt text

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🛤 carnation-stem-02 Follow

I find it really funny when I see cats on here vaguepost about big blogs. Like cmon mouse-brain everyone here knows who you're talking about. Just say their name.

#this is about that one mommy blogger shitting on kipper the kittypet #btw #in case some of you couldnt tell #would be funny if it wasnt so stupid

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🥬 rxttencatmint Follow

Hahaaaaa.... my mother found out ive been slowly dyeing my ginger patches black...

🪺 robbbinpaw Follow

Why would you do that??? Being a tortie is so cool, I wish I had ginger patches! They're so pretty, why do you want to get rid of them???

🥬 rxttencatmint Follow

Uhm. Gender dysphoria??

Like. I know cis male tortoiseshells exist but they're so rare that most cats take one look at me and go "oh, tortie, must be a girl" and that hurts.

🪺 robbbinpaw Follow

OH STARCLAN im so sorry Rot i wasnt even thinking about you being trans, I probably sounded really insensitive... I do understand what you're saying now.

Didn't even ask, how did your mom take it? Does she know why?

🥬 rxttencatmint Follow

You're fine <3 I get it. And no, she uh.. has no clue why I did it, she thinks I'm in my "emo phase" or something.

🐍 xviper-the-fagx

Uhh unrelated but what do you use to dye your fur?? Asking for... science...

#"science" meaning i am also a tortie tboy #well technically i'm calico but ykwim

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🦢 gentlesong-momof17 Follow

I can't be the only one here who thinks it's unfair to allow kittypets on this site. Posting pictures of themselves and their mates inside of the twolegplace, influencing the young kits on this site to abandon their Clans... surely everyone else sees the problem with this as well.

This is Clanblr, not "Kittypetblr". This was specifically made as a space for Clan cats to connect, not for kittypets to push their lifestyle on us.

They're going to convince our kits to abandon their home and their belief in StarClan just for a more secure life.

#EXACTLY #I only recently found out ex-tc Kipper was a kittypet #it was so upsetting to me because i've always loved his wood-scratch art #to find out he's a clan-abandoner was so saddening

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🔁 🐍xviper-the-fagx reblogged

🌻 l1llyst3m Follow

The recent drama surrounding Kipper the Kittypet is sad and I hate that he's being bashed just for existing, but it's also incredibly stupid. I believe the cat who wrote the original post said something like, "it's CLANblr, not KITTYPETblr," and then something about belief in StarClan and I just... do you even realize how many Clanblr mods are non-Clan and/or don't believe in StarClan?

To name a few, @s-t-a-r-burning is former WindClan now rogue & openly an atheist, @theshadowhaseyes has been a kittypet his whole life, and @ssuunnrraayy-p has made zir entire blog about how ze travels from one Clan to another & doesnt consider zimself a Clan cat. Those are all mods. "It's clanblr no-" shut up. Just shut up.

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🧷 name-lists-by-theme

Theme: Water

as always, these work as either part of your name, but they are intended as the first part!

-Abyss

-Bay

-Bog

-Cove

-Creek

-Current

-Dew

-Fog

-Lagoon

-Lake

-Marsh

-Mist

-Pond

-Pool

-Puddle

-Rain

-Shallow

-Sleet

-Spray

-Splash

-Storm

-Stream

-Torrent

Keep reading

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🐱 berrrrry-o Follow

I think a lot of cats put way too much emphasis on the parts of the warrior code that dont matter, and forget the parts that do, like "feed elders and kits first" and "never neglect a kit in pain or danger"... I feel like those are significantly more important than "a warrior rejects the soft life of a kittypet," but maybe that's just me.

#berry yaps #I'm irritated by the kittypet drama going on on this site

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🔲 sag3-chas3s-squirr3ls-deactivated

I feel like we don't talk enough about how SkyClan got chased out of their own territory during a time of crisis rather than all of the Clans trying to make room for everyone...

I mean, seriously. I know it's taught to all SkyClan apprentices, but I've talked to some of my friends from other Clans and they just. Didn't know that. They were never taught that the other Clans allowed SkyClan to be chased out due to territory loss.

🔲 sstep-xoxo-deactivated

:/ im pretty sure the whole thing about skclan being kicked out of their territory is just a conspiracy theory

🔲 sag3-chas3s-squirr3ls-deactivated

Imagine trying to tell a cat that they don't know their own Clan's history 💀

#ohh i finally found it again #that 1 fucker trying to say that skyclan's history is a "conspiracy theory"

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🌱 dirtdigger-23 Follow

:/ I do not like being stuck on the wrong site.

[russetfoxfur]

had the worst idea ever

💫star-of-the-show reblogged badassplum . . .

🔮the-universe-leads Follow

hey guys can we talk about the way the starromantics are appropriating the moonromantic flag? ive seen way too many ppl be just. chill with it??? saying mistfog like """"oh well the moon and stars are basically the same things"""" like babes have yall never looked up at the sky. those two things are Very Much Not The Same!!!!!

🍤plates-to-heaven Follow

the flags literally aren't? anything the same??? are you still using the moonro flag by stagefright-stardust. that guy was outed as a dischanger you know

🔮the-universe-leads

Wow! a clueless entitled vaugardian who without any proof decides that any astros are dischangers! stars could we just stop with the bigotry. anyways you're blinding wrong Look At This Fog:

like literally the starro flag is just two less stripes than the moonro flag. could yall not stick a moon or star onto one of them to show the difference

🕺lordjose-fan-dre Follow

Good Change, astros are annoying. We get it! You're all hopelessly infatuated with the night sky! You know alllll the little lights up there because you studied soooooo hard to get an A+ on the test!!! Leave the rest of us alone!

🔮the-universe-leads

my brother in stardust This Is Basic Knowledge

🔮the-universe-leads

like if this were me trying to get you to name the stars in the sky then yea id see how thats absurd but like???? how do ppl live like this?????

starsaboveearthbelow-deactivated

op i feel your pain :[ EDIT I KNOW ITS ASTRONOMY STOP CORRECTING ME

😺joyofjouvente666 Follow

Whats the difference between an astromantic and an islander /genuine

starsaboveearthbelow-deactivated

islanders are people from that Unnamed Island (you know the one, don't think about it). because its an island. this is most people. now scholars speculate that the Unnamed Island was really weird about stars. astromantics are people who feel like their romantic life is tied up with the island/stars. honestly im just a tranny dyke so i cant tell you what thats like

🔮the-universe-leads

so firstly YEAH! yeah i wish astro trauma was more talked about in the astro community! like calling stagefright a dischanger or just hating on astros. anyway obviously stagefright's not a dischanger but apparently like most astros she was taking refuge in vaugarde. However due to recent circumstances relating to a certain monarch,

💎jewel8gem6 Follow

as a starro i think youre stupid. they literally have a difference of two stripes!!! i bet youre not even a real astro. to my starro followers: you all are so valid and dont allow petty infighters like op to divide us astros!

🍤plates-to-heaven

well actually while youre right about the infighting thing yall do need a better flag than the standard one stagefright made. i drew this in like less than a minute (forgive the messiness i edited this at 2AM my time)

💎jewel8gem6

that looks blinding awful. are you astrophobic or something thats such a joke. blocking you

🍤plates-to-heaven

these are crabbing sketches??? not the real thing??? i know this is piss-on-the-poor website but come on

💎 jewel8gem6

Haha. what a fool you are to think me poor of reading comprehension skills. I am far above a blinded fool like you. Do you know what its like, being astromantic? every day people send me asks on anon yelling at me about my ugly white NATURAL hair, and you're just as bad as them. this is a disgrace to the astromantic community. you say in your bio that you are supportive of all astros but are you really? when you can create such mistfog as pictured above??? if you do not delete those pictures off your blog i will sneak into your house and suck off all your teeth one by one so you cannot speak your awful opinions aloud. i will tell the universe to kill your family and curse you with immortality so you can watch and suffer as horribly as i did laying my eyes upon these """""flags""""". wither and waste in the agony of your own unfulfilling and insignificant life, worthless vaugardian. be blinded forever idiot >:/

🔮the-universe-leads

i feel like this post is kind of getting off track could we talk about the flags again. plates' flags looked kinda cool and weren't cheap copies of each other

💎jewel8gem6

you SUPPORT this fool? you SUPPORT plates, who ruins the delicate harmony of astromantic spaces through xyr tasteless insults and mockeries??? how dare you calm yourself an astro op. TRUE astros must walk through fire in order to find any happiness in their perpetual incompletion. for example, i have been persecuted by ka buan officials for my sexuality, nearly slain by vaugardian defenders, and then forced to flee to mwudu in order to survive the king. fools such as you are the reasons we haven't found the island yet. a kiddie like you needs to go back to potty training if you think plates has any credibility whatsoever. go burn up in the atmosphere and let not a soul tell where you lie

🦀crabbingcastle Follow

Anyone in this thread eat crab

🌟officialastroposts Follow

Official Astromantic Post!

🔮the-universe-leads

i made this two blinding months ago and forgot about it are you seriously like. a vaugardian

👩🏿‍❤️‍👨🏼 mirafrin4ever Follow

EW AN ASTRO!!! go back to the ocean you mooneyed crabs. don't you crabbing weirdos know not to infest holy everchanging sites like tumblr with your weird stupid sky obsession. lol

🔮the-universe-leads

Saviorshipper. blocked

🍤plates-of-heaven

savior shipper, bolcked

💎jewel8gem6

Ew, saviorshipper. blocked

🦜pioupiou-9377 Follow

wow i cant believe ive found the original! ive only seen this in screenshots! and its only four months old!!!

🔮the-universe-leads

someone wish me out of existence already

#wow only six months old lol? this post is a mess. thx for putting this on my dash mira #poor op #islander talk #moot talk #longpost #shitpost #< i hope

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💫 star-of-the-show-2 . . .

@.star-of-the-show tutorial for you stardust! i want you sososo bad

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[falloutcoys]

tumblr in Midst would go crazy

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📻 teletherictrash

wait prime adsecla thatch was only 22? he should have been at Bedrock 😔

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🌌 glittering-un Follow

why's the tripotentiary kinda...

🌟 micadustandmemories

girl i'm sorry but i will NOT hear this one out

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🌺 miiica Follow

i think we really need to discuss large valor gap relationships. i'm sorry but there's just an unescapable power dynamic there and no, your relationship is not different or special

📻 teletherictrash

it's actually sooo problematic of you to assume that those with caenum can't fully consent to relationships

🌺 miiica Follow

WHERE did i say that in the post???

📻 teletherictrash

don't act like it wasn't implied

🏳️‍🌈 valorousvic

i don't see what the problem is. if anything, the valorous partner should be worried about being used for their valor.

📻 teletherictrash

at least we can all agree you're an idiot

#valor discourse

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🌟 micadustandmemories

who up having caenumous thoughts?

#and before you even ask yes its about the prime consector #who else would it be about

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⚪ thearchauditor Follow

just a reminder that anything said here can potentially be audited by our notaries. be careful what you post!

🌺 miiica Follow

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📻 teletherictrash

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🕳️ foldlvr

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🪩 loxleegalabracket

#sorry i know these are everyone's faves! the bracket was randomly generated :( #hate to put two bad bitches against each other #loxlee gala #loxlee gala poll #polls

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🏳️‍🌈 valorousvic

i could fix her...

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🕳️ foldlvr

in the vault . straight up "baloncing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. my canum.

[bardinthezone]

Stardew Valley Dash Simulator

👾 d20--coding . . .

i love programming but sometimes it really just makes you want to bash your head into a wall huh. i'm talking to my computer all day and my computer is just responding with 18 different ways to say "fuck you"

👾 d20--coding . . .

#sounds about right #i'd do the same thing if i was a computer

hahahaha says the girl who eats rocks

🗡wretchedbeastie . . .

this you?

👾 d20--coding . . .

wh. what. where did you even find that

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🤖gogogadgetastra reblogged . . .

✈️doctor-h-starbird . . .

Not much in the skies this week, sadly. But some exciting stuff nonetheless!

Piper M 600 SLS! Hello up there!

TVS-2DTS biplane... dropping... boxes? Supply crates? Not sure if that's safe, I hope whoever that is has the proper permits...

#sky watch weekly

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🗡wretchedbeastie . . .

just got woken up by the farmer knocking on my dad's door at like 6:30am. again.

#the shop is closed on wednesdays #you have to know this by now

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👾 d20--coding reblogged . . .

🛹 radshredder17 Follow . . .

yo joja was bad but at least i never saw morris chug an espresso before sprinting halfway across town and passing out in front of the clinic

#and then they're banging on pierre's door at 7am the next day #like bro are you okay #get some help #or at least some sleep dude #farmer sightings

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🎨leahs_crafts . . .

Just posted the latest sculptures to my online shop!

Plus a 20% off sale on all pins and stickers. Please stop by, and thank you all again for your continued support!

#sculpture #abstract sculpture #drawing #frogs #fantasy #etsy #abstract art #art #artists on tumblr #my art

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🐔 chickenbastard Follow . . .

My aunt and i have been just scrapping by for years out here and yet that fuckin farmer shows up and creates a goddamn empire off of... blueberries? starfruit? chickens that we sold them? Good for them i guess but it'd be nice if life didn't suck ass sometimes.

☀️farmer-is-here . . .

skill issue

🐔chickenbastard Follow . . .

Hello??????

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🤖gogogadgetastra . . .

Working on a big new project, details to come when it's finished! No spoilers, but let's just say... it's big :)

🤖gogogadgetastra . . .

robot gone

👾 d20--coding . . .

what, like it broke??

🤖gogogadgetastra . . .

robot gone

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🍂cindersaprancher Follow

I swear I just saw the farmer run past the ranch into the woods from their farm, and then not 5 minutes later they ran past my ranch.. from town? How did they get there??

# I know I didn't miss them passing by at any point #farmer sightings

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🧿mui-wahhhhhh . . .

hi hi hiiiiii~! I'm preparing a spell of "have a lovely day" for you! (∩^o^)⊃━☆

:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧✯ ~Like~ to charge, ~reblog~ to cast :・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧✯

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☀️farmer-is-here . . .

these mfers don't even know what kind of magic i've got access to. you're wondering how i get around so fast meanwhile i'm out here meeting with a goblin

🗡wretchedbeastie . . .

like. like a whole ass goblin?

☀️farmer-is-here . . .

goblin on deez NUTZ and ASS-WHOLE

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👾 d20--coding reblogged wretchedbeastie . . .

🛹 radshredder17 Follow . . .

Crushing it in Zuzu City, thanks to everyone who came to our latest set!

# stream Dead End Street out now !!!!!!

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🗡wretchedbeastie . . .

someone new moved into pelican town! apparently they're taking up that old crumbling farm?? so exciting, i can't wait to meet them!

🗡wretchedbeastie . . .

date of posting: spring 1, 2016

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🧿mui-wahhhhhh . . .

got a new amethyst today~!! ~^o^~

🗡wretchedbeastie . . .

mmmmm a healthy snack

🧿mui-wahhhhhh . . .

no!!!!!!

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✈️doctor-h-starbird . . .

Not to get too personal on here, but if I have to recusitate the farmer after a botched mining adventure one more time I'm going to be the one needing medical attention. For acute heart failure. My therapist in Zuzu city does not get paid enough for this.

☀️farmer-is-here . . .

is this because i passed out on our anniversary

☀️farmer-is-here . . .

s-sweetie

#im so sorry it wont happen again

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🐔 chickenbastard Follow . . .

THE FARMER IS MARRIED??????

☀️farmer-is-here . . .

🐔 chickenbastard Follow . . .

????????????????????

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🟢green--slime-1938ry Follow . . .

i'm in a fuckin cave

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🪷 bardinthezone . . .

and, scene :)

[rhitposts-and-reblogs]

i like fake dashboards, i like warriors, i thought, why not both?

unreality warning, proceed with caution

🦇 im-here-for-the-mice reblogged Follow

🌠silly-star-chaser165 Follow

it was clear out last night so i took the opportunity to stargaze with my beloveds <33 @ im-here-for-the-mice @ tumbletail

🦇♻️im-here-for-the-mice

that's kinda gay though

#love you both <3 #tumbletail and those big ass ears strike again! /pos

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🍎aplapple Follow

really really sick of cats excluding me from the lgbtqia+ community like dude what do you think the a stands for?? fucking antarctica?

#applepaw is aplposting #aplatonic #apl #aplspec #aspec #lgbtqia

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🍂♻️brambletoothr Follow

⭐starclanlovesyou Follow

ThunderClan is StarClans finest⚡⚡⚡Dont let any woke cats tell you otherwise

#starclan bless you #thunderclan #starclan is superior #anti-woke

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🐻medapp-chronicles Follow

Guezz who broke zer first code today~~~ Met up with my mate(? we're not rlly matez yet), got zomeone to cover my dutiez!!

#from beyond the med den #juniperpawz zick of zer job #med cat #medicine cat apprentice #med app #fuck the warrior code

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tried my best, not sure how i did but it was fun to make!! love applepaw, and juniperpaw's typing quirk is fun to write.

[starboundsingularities]

the jurist system seems really cool i hope they keep using it :-)

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🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "court" me any time

🧊 just--ice Follow

try.

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "try" me any time

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. are you a lawyer. because you can "try" to "court" me any time

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i on trial.

🌈 lawsbian Follow

i'm determined to make this work btw

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. law

🔪 violencekilling Follow

hey girl. are you a murderer. because ow ough ouch agh stop stabbing me

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🌟 rockliker270 Follow

guys watch out hes gonna shelly de kill you

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🎀 copiicat Follow

they called me to the witness stand and the defense attorney just shouted "BOOOOOO WE HATE YOUR PUSSY"

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🧇 edible-evidence Follow

look if i was on trial and the guy prosecuting me started advertising his music i'd just plead guilty. avoid the embarrassment of getting put in prison by a guy who basically used the trial to say "this blew up btw here's my soundcloud"

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

💞 lawveyourself Follow

didnt miles edgeworth defend someone in a case once

⛲ fountainoftruth Follow

do you know the difference between a prosecutor and a defense attorney

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💟 longingforyou Follow

being rivals isn't enough i need to kiss you

💟 longingforyou Follow

who the fuck is evil magistrate

💟 longingforyou Follow

STOP TAGGING THIS WITH LAWYERS?????

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🐈 nyattorney Follow

they hired a guy to stand in court and shout "GET A ROOM YOU TWO" whenever the lawyers start getting a little too homoerotic

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💥 courtroomchaos Follow

your honor i know all the evidence points to my client being guilty. but come on you have to admit he kinda ate right

💼 courtofwaw Follow

mia fey when they had phoenix wright on trial

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🔍 thuthseeker Follow

ok hot take but i feel like these lawyers should maybe not be allowed to drag literal children to court with them?? how many people have gotten genuinely actually fucking SHOT in court and they're just ok bringing fucking 8 year olds in?

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💼 courtofwaw Follow

happy almost christmas to all who celebrate

💫 dizzydreamers124 Follow

it's march

🎄 holidazed Follow

happy almost christmas :)

😈 knownjaywalker Follow

WHO is putting this on my dash

👁️ cymorgue Follow

STOP POSTING THIS. IT IS JUNE.

🐼 pandastar91 Follow

ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

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evil gavinners be like. innocent hate. this is a nothing post

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

STOP asking me about the dl-6 post idc idc look even phoenix wright forged evidence once shut up

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he didn't forge the evidence, though. it was kristoph gavin who ordered the forgery. this was covered in the trial of vera misham. if you're going to try to compare yourself to well known figures, you could at least check the veracity of your claims.

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yeah well. he might have. on a different case or something.

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i tried to take the bar exam but they didnt let me because i wasnt cunty and traumatized enough

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when will global studios realize that i do not WANT another shitty steel samurai spinoff i just want the original show back

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she present on my evidence til i reach a verdict

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WRONG BLOLG. DON'T REBLOG THIS. DELETE POST DELETE POST DELETE POST I SWEAR WE'RE PROFESSIONALS HERE

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"we need more great prosecutors" you guys couldn't even handle manfred von karma

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didn't he kill someone?

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irrelevant. you guys couldn't handle him.

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law: i'm so law

lawyer, who needs to one up everyone no matter what: i'm more law than you

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hi

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you've got to be fucking kidding me

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why is it always murders with lawblr. why don't we ever talk about divorce or something

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Time to catch up on your favorite dashboard simulator :3

#gonna start scheduling these for 1 or 2 per day #i really enjoy making them but I think i'll get burnt out otherwise #also HUGE ty to whoever was the anon who sent me the idea #about having therian cats #ohhh my god #hey anon #(or anyone else but im talkin to u) #feel free to dm me to talk at any point you seem cool

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I PASSED MY ASSESSMENT!!! AAAAAHHH

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OMSC CONGRATS MOOSE! I'm so happy for you!!!!

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WOAAAHHH CONGRATULATIONS MOOOSEE!!! Have you had your name ceremony yet??

#im so happy for ya dude #moving on from apprenticeship </3 #gonna miss you in the 'apprentice things' tag

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Daily selfie !!!

Trying on some new berry-based fur dye.

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The amount of cats commenting "you'll never be a she-cat" and "wearing fur dye won't make you female" is astounding. Like. Thanks?? I'm a trans guy not a trans girl...

#lol?? #this is so funny to me #trans

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Ahh.. different type of post than usual, but.. mmrrnn... I'm considering coming out to my mentor. I know he's supportive, but I'm really nervous, so, uh.. I'm gonna leave it up to a Clanblr poll haha..

#trans #transmasc #trans tom #transgender #trans apprentice #advice #poll

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* ,○ ' WELCOME TO MY BLOG ^. o° ;

adult female cat - 49 moons - gender critical

Keep reading

#terfsafe #radfem #adult female cat #terf #riverclan

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New neighbors have THE most annoying dog I've ever met in my life. Won't shut up about how that's her yard and to get back... nobody wants your yard Jackie, shut uppp...

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Since when do you speak dog????

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I started picking it up when I moved to the twolegplace. I'm still not fluent, but I can hold a conversation with the neighborhood dogs if I want.

#every new thing i learn about kipper #just. wow #he is so coolll... #this is totally not the gender envy and parent issues speaking

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The worst part about being a fox therian is that even when I am partially accepted, it's usually because cats are telling me how horrible foxes are, and how I should've "picked a different species" because they think that's how it works.

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Imagine being a fish. In RiverClan.

The closest I ever get to "acceptance" is my friends joking about how I would taste.

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How does it feel to have to eat the thing your damaged brain thinks you are. Lol

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Frst off. "Damaged brain" like. Oookay guess we're just being really mean to others on Clanblr today. Second off ,I dont eat fish??? I never even implied that I eat fish.

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You're from RiverClan lmao. What else is there to eat

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...

You are joking, right?

Lizards, birds, water voles and shrews, snakes, frogs, toads?? None of those come to mind when you consider the potential diet of a RiverClan warrior??????

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@missingmyscales you should probably just block @lalala-bluegaze, her whole blog is about being anti-kittypet, anti-therian, not believing enbies or bisexuals/any other lgbt identity than lesbian or gay or binary trans is valid, and a whole bunch of other stuff. It's not worth talking to her.

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Ahh thanks... blocked her. I didnt think to check her blog beforehand

#sorry again for arguing on your post, Maple #saw a misconception ab RiverClan and blacked out lol

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Good morning everyone <3 remember to eat breakfast and stay hydrated!

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Ithunk i atw a bug

#it difnr taste good euther :/

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So I guess I'm just on this site now?? Clanblr is gone. I can't access any of its posts. But. I can see "Tumblr". Which is weird. The posts are really strange here.

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had ANOTHER idea. this one should be better than this post though. really long post, under the cut

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[First post] ... [Previously] ... [Masterlist]

Hello lovelies! Welcome back to my liveblog of us all killing the King! All TWs still apply: we're on the quest to save Vaugarde from its time freeze, and also we'll be kicking butt (though not in graphic detail obviously). This should be the final post - as you might all recall from the previous liveblog, us five have arrived in Dormont, and we're just about ready to defeat the King! All we have to do is wait for "Knifey" to wake up from his nap, and then we should be all set!

In the meantime, tell me how y'all's day is going in the tags... we all need some POSITIVE ENERGY to crabbing KICK THE KING'S BUTT!!! And free Vaugarde!

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Hey there Maddie! Glad to see you in the notes as well, and thanks for the positive vibes. Was just gonna wake them up and see if they needed more sleep... wish me luck - Knifey can be pretty crabby when he's just woken up......

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Ok!!! Multiple updates!!!

1. So waking up Knifey did NOT go great. They were having a panic attack or something? And then I was like, oh well maybe I should just meet him in the center of Dormont instead since he can be cagey so I went to go meet him there and then??? They predicted everything I was going to say BEFORE I SAID IT. Things were FREAKY you guys. I was just trying to say hi, I don't think I was doing anything wrong...

2. Then I was going through those bonding papers again, trying to distract myself from how crabbing WEIRD Knifey was acting and then he sat down next to me and... ALSO knew what my papers were about. Even though I've never told anyone in the party about them.

3. So I started talking about them, explaining my whole deal with bonding (I mean, Knifey IS older than me, they might know what they're talking about) and then they just??? cut me off??? and said I SHOULD BE ALONE FOREVER???

4. So admittedly I did overreact and I do feel sorry about it but like! My friend Knifey! Just said! I should be alone!!! For FOREVER!!! You all know what he's like - okay, he's a little mean, but he's not DOWNRIGHT CRUEL like that. Something was obviously wrong. So I tried to pry some answers out of them, but they didn't budge, and eventually I just gave up and went to our meeting place.

5. Next thing I know, Smartie joined me, and she was ALSO talking about how weird Knifey was. But he didn't have the echoey voice of a Mimic, or the vacant eyes of someone hypnotized, so it was obviously... him? But not him? I don't know. We DMed Beau about what happened and, since he's good with people, we asked him to ask Knifey for answers to why they were acting so weird.

6. Chef then came back crying, barely able to talk, telling us about Knifey tried to hurt himself to "get Chef to protect him" or some horsecrab like that??? So obviously we were all super worried because can't Knifey protect themself? I was terrified.

7. You know what didn't make that terror better? Beau - the de facto emotions guy of the group - coming back to say Knifey COMPLETELY ignored him, insulted him, and then yelled at him??? Not even Smartie had a clue what was going on.

So here's what's happening now: we've all decided we're going to wait for Knifey at the meeting-place. We're going to confront him, and we're going to either kill him if he's a monster or find out what the crab is happening if he's not. I'd thought we were all friends by now... but apparently not. Wish us luck - we might need it.

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More bad news, unfortunately. Knifey hasn't shown up. We all thought we heard some footsteps from the entry way, but when Beau checked there was no one there, so maybe it was just mice or something. (Our meeting-place is super old >_<)

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UPDATE: THE ORBS WE NEED TO ENTER THE HOUSE ARE GONE AND THE GATE IS WIDE OPEN????

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New update! So Smartie realized that this was probably Knifey's doing, so we all went back to Dormont to find them. Beau even made a wish in the nearby Favor Tree... and somehow that turned up some ACTUAL TANGIBLE CRABBING HELP FOR ONCE???

Anyway, in other news, say hello to Starrie! They won't be showing up in-person, they've taught us a cool and HIGHLY CLASSIFIED Craft skill to contact them instead, but they agreed to a picture so here they are!

A few things about them:

- Starrie uses they/them! They say they're a personification of a wish and/or a ghost, so make of that what you will

- Apparently Knifey was in a time loop and Starrie was their guide? And Knifey yelled at them too and ran away to meet us at the meeting-place? I guess those footsteps WERE really a human after all...

- They didn't call us by our actual names, instead they called us by epithets. Even when we told them our names. So that's weird (but not as weird as. Well. everything else that's going on right now)

- (I know technically I shouldn't give them a nickname but I think it's fun to do ^_^. Plus I don't know what the privacy standards of a sapient wish-ghost are, and I'm kinda afraid to ask...)

Anyway, we're going to head into the House even though it's currently night and Chef's probably going to be crabby. Wish us luck, I guess... I think we'll need it...

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This House is not like I remember it... there were Sadness remains all over the place, goopy and in the way. One of the booby traps to the House was set off, so we all had to skirt around a MASSIVE boulder in order to get in. And even then it was... weird, I guess? Like, I know the House REALLY REALLY well, but... I don't know how to describe this... I'd open a door and there'd be something in that room that belonged somewhere else. I'd have to open and shut the door a few times in order to get it to reset itself... it was so weird...

On this plus side, though, Starrie's been a huge help. Told us where keys and stuff were, though they're really quite shy...

Also, there was this weird light in the middle of the House lobby that made us all super strong when we touched it. Starrie told us that was because Knifey kept leveling us up, throughout the loops, so we're crazy strong now because he kept putting our past selves through battles to make us stronger? Or something??

...My head hurts. Everything's weird. The air smells like burnt sugar and the Sadnesses are way too strong and everything's really really wrong, even for the King. I know I was super excited to get here but now...

...Could you all post pics of your pets in the comments? I really need a pick-me-up now...

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Well, one of the counters was smashed apart... I hope @.plates-to-heaven doesn't mind some repairs. I promise I'll pay for them...

We also saw a ghost of Knifey. We tried to talk to them, but when we got there they were just... sobbing. He - the ghost - tried to hug us, but his arms just went right through us. It was the most heartbreaking expression. They just looked so lonely, so desperate... Change, I feel terrible for slapping him now. I really, really hope they're okay.

Thanks for all the cute pets in the comments, BTW. @.the-universe-leads: Smartie went "nya" at the picture of your cat, so make of that what you will.

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Sorry for the extra TW I'm gonna have to append to this one, but this is getting... really heavy. If some sensitive readers need to skip out on this, I'll TW as per usual.

But... we're on the second floor now, and I'm just scared that... we'll turn a corner and see Knifey, hanging from a rope... or stabbed with a knife, or with a Sadness over him... or frozen in time......

I need my meds. @.stabulous-times please unblock me I just want to talk to you. We don't want to hurt you. Please.

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oh good change

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basically we all found a shattered bottle of glass ina. room and it had knifeys blood in a ouddle around ot and there was so much blood and it was so sharp i nearly cut myself and chef swe it and therewas so mych blood and im so scared i can barely type i thought the king would be the one giving us trouble not knifey i didnt think it was turn out like this

everything's really confusing and the air tastes so much like burnt sugar and blood and we say shadowed ghosts of ourselves in a mirror and starrie doesn't know what to do and none of us know what to do and i just...

im sorey to burden you all with this but i dont know if i can tell anyone else about this. you all have seen the adventures of the Noble Saviors of Vaugarde from the very beginning to the very end. i thougt we were going to be okay. i thought we were going to be family (as cheesy as that is). i thought......

smartie thinks knifey took a piexe of glass with them and im scared. i know chef is too young to protect anyone but if he was relying on them for help...... i really really hope hes okay

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update: ok this is a little bit of whiplash considering.... the last post.... but Smartie has decided to cyberstalk Starrie. she's really suspicious of them. we're taking a breather as Smartie tries to find info on them. Stay tuned!

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1. We found another ghost! We tried to talk to it, Chef tried to hug it first... but it just faded away before we could even see what it looked like. Also Beau tried to kiss it, leading into...

2. Okay, this one's wild, so bear with me here. Apparently, Smartie found Starrie's blog... and there's a bunch of recent posts... and they're all STARRIE BADLY FLIRTING WITH KNIFEY. yes you read that right. BUT IT GETS WORSE. Beau was jealous of the bad flirting because HE IS ALSO IN LOVE WITH KNIFEY. HOW IS BEAU (purportedly well adjusted Defender of Vaugarde) AND STARRIE (personification of a wish???) BOTH IN LOVE WITH KNIFEY (no idea). Polycule/love triangle of the CENTURY and its WHILE WE'RE BUSY TRYING TO KILL THE KING. Save this stuff for AFTER we've freed Vaugarde!!! CRABS!

3. On a related note, Starrie's blog is @.star-of-the-show. ...Y'all might want to filter out #yearning tag. But, notably, their askbox is open. I know we're in a lot of trouble and honestly probably about to die, but followers, I have one request for yall and one request only. Because they had to yearn on main and get Beau jealous: followers, KILL

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Okay, third floor. Weird news: Starrie's suddenly a lot less helpful? They told us about a helpful note tucked into a barrel empty of nuts, but there aren't any... and about a glass of wine that isn't here... and about a flaming torch we'll need to burn away the King's (hair? I think? I'm not sure, but it's gross) instead of using our swords. Which is not here. So... maybe what's weirding up the House is weirding up Starrie or something?

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Ok stick with me here but Smartie came up with a... genuinely kinda genius theory as to what the crab is going on here. It's going to sound insane but just trust me yall:

Starrie is some kind of weird version of Knifey.

Firstly, how else would they know their way around this place? They don't seem like they can leave the Favor Tree, and I doubt Knifey would be able to tell them THAT much about what the House looked like. Only solution is: they've been in it themselves.

Secondly, just like Knifey, they knew a lot about us that wasn't explained by them being a personified wish. They knew about Chef's sister, Beau's dream to make clothes, my bonding issues, and Smartie's history.

Thirdly, they look a lot like Knifey. They're both kinda short, they both have a blinded eye, and they have the same eye shape. Loop also swears by stars just like Knifey, which is super weird and coincidental because I've never met anyone else off Tumblr who does that.

There's a few other points, but that's the main gist. Smartie's working theory is that their timeline got weirded up like ours, and if we don't get to Knifey in time, he'll end up as a star too. So that's definitely not helping the anxiety.

Rate her theory in the comments on a scale from one to ten! I think we'll ask them about it once we've killed the King.

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Update: Starrie led us to a secret library using a library locked by a secret key, and it had this book in it! and I finally figured out how to reflect attacks! And everyone else learned cool Crafts as well; Smartie learned how to completely negate a Craft spell, Beau learned a really really strong shield to defend us all from the King, and Chef even learned how to make eternal snacks!!! So we're all feeling hyped.

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Third floor: more shadows, more ghosts. Concerningly apathetic to them now. We're all choking on the sugar now. Worth mentioning: our ghosts sound just like us, just... distorted and weird. I... think Chef's has a ghostly hand around them, like seeing the air through smoke? And Beau's shadow has lips in a weird, visceral shade... and Smartie's has glasses that are all white... mine has nothing but shadows, and I'm not sure whether to feel glad mine isn't weird or scared about that.

I'm so scared, still. I'm tired and hungry and I've been off my meds for a year and I just... I don't know if I cna do this anymore. Knifey, please......

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update

i finally broke down we were taking abreather in a room with just shadows no sadnesses and i just i couldnt stay positive i just began sobbing and i felt so bad because im supposed to be the positive ray of sunlihjt especially with knifey gone and everyone scared but i just couldnt do it anymore so i broke down and i was crying so ard because im a failure and the god never even chose me and ive been lying to everyone including myself and

and then they all said a bunch if sappy positive stuff to me and they all hugged me but it wasnt a good hug at all because knifeys not here and i know knifey hates hugs and being touchrd but i. i just wish they were here i wish they were okay i wish withall my heart i know i already wished to the favor tree but maybe the tree will grant this eish too and everythings wrong and im so scared but

we decided to call each other a family now. for realsies this time. not just in our heads.

thats good.

anyways. we're going to go fight the king. and we're going to make sure knifey doesn't become a star. we will. we're a family now. we have to survive this.

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ok sorry to keep you all waiting a BUNCH of stuff is happening:

for starters, welcome back vaugardians! i bet a lot of yall are getting this on your dash just as you wake up and refresh tumblr... haah. if you want you can click on that helpful link up top and read the saga in full, or you can wait for my proper conclusion. eithers fine lol

but anyway for people already up to date: so we got into the kings room. knifey was frozen in time before the king, kneeling, and the king wasn't moving at all. there was a weird ghost next to knifey, like the ghosts in the house, and it was glowing like a star.

anyway we approached the ghost and it immediately fled, so i was able to unfreezr knifey no problem. they were really oit of it, and i could see a few fresh wounds on their arms. anyway i used that reflection spell i learned from starrie's library to kill the king, so now HE'S frozen in time instead of us. (sidenote: anyone know anything about an island with black sand beaches and mountains? he began talking about that right before he froze... wait, hold on, maybe that's related to the unnamed island somehow... my head hurts way too much to process all that)

anyways the long and short of it is that knifey has a really high fever from craft abuse, they're struggling to walk, but at least vaugarde's out of trouble. the air still smells like burnt sugar though... ew. i'm going to go see what the head housemaiden says about this all and then i'll do up a proper conclusion, okay? ta-ta, lovelies!

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wait hold on. whats that shade. yall see that right

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guys. guys the house isn't back to normal. knifey just screamed for us even though we're right in front of him and there's the weird shadow behind us and the air smells like burnt sugar and everything is still wrong even though the king's gone and we can't hear starrie and

guys im terrified. i dont think the housemaiden can solve this

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SOMETHING WRONGS WITH THE HEAD HOUSEMAIDEN

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WIAT HOLD ON WHATS KNOFEY DOING

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WGAT'S HAPPENINF IM SCARED

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guys

remember in that one post, the one after knifey joined us, when i talked about how weird he was? his weird traditions, his weird accent, smartie's weird theories about him? about their weird swears they kept saying? about how they translated to something approximate to "stars"?

well ive always thought that was a really climaxtic thing to say. i dont know a lot about them but the night looks really cool when you look at it, and it's just... you all know how i am. i like drama. i like having witty punchlines and romantic tragedies and all that. i was waiting for the moment to say this aloud, to become the punctuation for a cliffhanger, to finally use it to its fullest.

well, i think... i think this is the last time i'll ever get to say it.

stars.

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ok guys im gonna pause the liveblog for now. it turns out knifey's like. crazier stronger than us so i will have to focus on this. stay tuned for the conclusion lovelies. we're going to get to the bottom of this.

#OK just got unfrozen and this is the first thing i see when i open my dash. the fact that beau rbed this is comforting #but good change... i rlly hope bonnie's ok. awaiting the conclusion w bated breath #mod hammer #not a crab fact #tw timefreeze #tw selfharm #crabbing reblog

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conclusion.

[first] ... [previous] ... [masterlist]

ok. so. as you all may recall if you've been keeping up with my liveblog of saving the world: we've (me, "knifey", "beau", "smartie", and "chef") been journeying on a quest to save vaugarde. we've been gathering our strength, gathering the required orbs to unlock the gate, and picking up allies and foes along the way. when we got to dormont, "knifey" had what we in the showbiz industry call a face-heel turn and went insane, running through the whole house without us or any other help. obviously we chased after him, but when we got to him, the peace didn't last long before he turned on us and began attacking us.

i'm writing right now to tell you all that we survived. we survived and we survived so well. eventually we were able to wear them down and get through to them, and they told us everything - that they were stuck unchanging in time, desperately looking for a way out, listening to all of us repeat the same exact lines over and over again. that he made a wish, on his first go round, and he wished to stay with us - only that, apparently, that wish came true in the worst possible way. they went mad not because they were always evil or because they didn't like us but because they were so desperate for an escape from the monotony, for someone to hear them and help them and get them out, that they decided to run themselves ragged trying to find a way out without ever hinting to us that something was wrong.

so obviously we have some communication skills to work on.

to be honest, even after gathering all my thoughts, i'm not sure how to feel about this whole debacle. i know tumblr is the sort of place where you're supposed to see everything in darkless and lightless, where you're supposed to throw a friend away because they hurt you. and to be honest i am still a bit mad over it! like im not pretending everything's fine anymore, because even if they were going insane, it still really hurt!

but. that can wait. that can wait because we're finally in a freed vaugarde, and they're finally out of the loops. the head housemaiden isn't unchanging anymore. everything's not ok, no, but we're getting better. im back on my meds again, so thats good.

we almost forgot about starrie tbh... we had knifey go ask them what was up and say goodbye to them for us, and they came back after like ten minutes with a bunch of answers. apparently smartie WAS right about starrie being knofey from a different timeline, so all you guys who rbed with a 2 or 1 owe me a butterfly wing. anyways knifey told us that he and starrie changed their urls: knifey is now @.star-of-the-show and starrie is now @.star-of-the-show-real. theres a whole lot more about them that we learned irl but basically they're both clonefuckers. we aren't traveling with starrie at the moment due to starrie needing to take a break from the loops before diving back into reality again, so they're up in the sky regaining their strength. but im pretty sure their askbox is still open, so yall know what to do >:D

oh! speaking of blogs! we also all mutually decided to keep travelling together! of course i still want to keep this blog mostly fandom focused (sorry cocc fans for the off-topic liveblog, this is a special case obv) and also we wanted a group blog so! go follow @.savior-family-travels if you want to see more of the savior family!!! we don't know where we're going next, but wherever we go, we'll go there together.

ok, is that it? back to normal, starrie, new blog plug, meds...... oh, wait.

one final thing.

...we finally had the perfect hug. (photo courtesy of euphie, tySM!!!)

again, lovelies, thank you all SO much for coming along on this ride. through the trials and the tribulations... the sorrows and the joys... it's been a wonderful journey, and i look forward to journeying with my family again. (and also updating tSBtS but shhh)

ta-ta lovelies! stay safe out there! don't conquer any countries without permission!!!

- plum <3

#ok just read through the whole thing just in time for the conclusion to drop. dear change. glad you all made it out safely tho. #travel to bambouche will ya tho? i wanna see my bonnieboo in person >:) #mod hammer #not a crab fact #crabbing reblog #tw timefreeze

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@.star-of-the-show hey stardust did you know therell be a lunar eclipse tonight? you might be a little scared for the fate of our love, but dw... ill never let anything ECLIPSE my love for you. ISABEAU DNI /srs

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well actuallyyyyy. you might not have to get isabeau to DNI with you. wanna get down and freaky w me and him tonight /flirting

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wait what.

💅imabeau

Yep! We'll be in Hardwood Tavern, Traduire, tonight, if you want to come hang out with us and the gang!!! bonbon bribed the chef into giving us half-price meals since we're the saviors, so we can definitely afford a meal for you too

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....ill see if i can clear my schedule. no prommies stardust!!! <3 /flirting also

#oh wow! looks like a new friend is joining us on our travels! loop im gonna dm you to ask perms to add yr blog to the group blog #but either way you three are so cute together! :3 i cant wait to see you in person again #textpost #family things

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[pxltown]

wip: rudy's beach shack! 🦀🏖️

[plasma-janes]

Honeybell Dwelling 🍄🌿

Finally testing out the new build and buy for this pack, and I am absolutely loving it. Hoping to get this build to you all soon.

[alxandergoth]

chapter one: bloodflower ✿🩸 | 3/4

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TRANSCRIPT:

Eli: What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have any idea what you put us through? Sixty-three calls, Charlie. Sixty-three fucking calls, and you couldn't be bothered to answer one? Charlie: My phone was on silent. Eli: Your phone was on silent while you were balls-deep in some groupie who probably doesn't even know your real name. Charlie: At least I'm getting laid. When's the last time you got your dick wet, Eli? Or are you too busy being a self-righteous prick to remember how to have fun? Eli: Fun? You call this fun? Showing up late, high, and reeking of someone else? You're a fucking mess, Charlie. Charlie: And you're a stuck-up asshole who wouldn't know a good time if it bit you on the ass. Charlie: Which is probably why you're so fucking uptight all the time. Eli: You want to know why I'm uptight? Because I have to watch you destroy yourself night after night, and I can't do a goddamn thing about it. Charlie: Aww, does poor Eli have feelings? Eli: Shut the fuck up. Charlie: Make me. Eli: I fucking hate you. Charlie: Good, hate me. It's the only honest thing about you. Eli: Look at you, covered in some stranger's marks. Do you even remember his name? Charlie: Do you care? Eli: I should. I should walk away and let you destroy yourself. Charlie: But you won't. Because you're obsessed with me. Admit it. Eli: I'm obsessed with hating you. Charlie: Same thing. Eli: You're going to be the death of me. Charlie: Promise? Charlie: The show, Eli: Fuck the show. Let them wait. Charlie: Victor will— Eli: Victor can go to hell.

[watcher-dash]

5 o'clock shadow facial hair override

I had enough of EA's default "I ate some dirt" stubble on my male townies, so I made an override. Now I can look at Naoki Ito and Jacques Villareal without a burning desire to grab them and wash their faces with dishwashing liquid until it goes away. Tested in game, works with hair growth, can be matched to hair colors and ACTUALLY has the swatches that match "unnatural" colors from EA hair palette (pink, blue, green etc).

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[dizziesims]

Sims 3 Gameplay Mods

I was going through MTS looking for mods to improve my gameplay and thought I would share the ones I downloaded!

Livestreaming Mod - Allows your sims to livestream from a PC for tips, blog followers, and celebrity points.

More Pregnancy Interactions - Adds more options for the pregnant sim and more social interactions with all age groups!

Yoga Mod - Allows your sim to do yoga and also lead a yoga class for simoleons.

Laundromat Fix - Actually empties the laundry hamper on your sims home lot when using a washing machine at a laundromat.

Dirty Laundry Mod - Gives your sim a negative moodlet when dirty laundry hasn't been washed in a few days. Gives more incentive to do your sims laundry!

Layoff Mod - Gives your sim a 2% chance at the end of every work day of being laid off. Depending on their work level they may get unemployment benefits.

Nicer Vendors - Overrides the default animations when interacting with vendors, looks more friendly.

Acne Mod - Gives teens-adults a chance of waking up with acne. Adds washing face options and applying acne toner at sink.

Sunscreen - Allows you to buy sunscreen from the store, will protect sims from getting a sunburn with Seasons installed. Works on vampire sims as well.

Restaurant Host Career - Allows your sim to work part time at diners/bistros as a host. Only 1 career level.

TSM > TS3 Facial Expressions - Overrides most s3 facial expressions with the sims medieval ones making them a lot more realistic and natural looking.

One With Nature - Allows your sims to sleep outside on ground, wash themselves in bodies of water, and go to the bathroom outside. Needs Nraas traveler mod to work. (Good for apocalyptic gameplays/adding realism?? haha)

Walk Cycle Edits - Overrides original walk cycles so there's no forced smile, allowing your sims to make facial expressions based on mood/surroundings.

The Randomizer Mod - Triggers more random events that effect your household. Adds more realism and can effects the relationships/friendships your sims have. (Can choose between which random event modules you want in your game based on play style!)

More Negative Moodlets - Negative moodlets cause a greater effect on your sims mood making it a bit more realistic.

[indecisitivity]

jon sims is ace bc jonny sims does not understand the 'fuckable monster' trope but didn't want that to happen to jon so he just decided to circumvent it entirely by making jon ace send tweet

[magnuspanoptes]

jon archivist out of touch thursday