#dazai x fyodor

[n0cturnalcm]

Latest chapter is insane

[nixnephili]

I skimmed the new chapter. As per usual, the twist is nonsensical, and it's just suspense with no build-up or consequence..

Anyway Fyozai bit.

-Nix🌙

[sacradoctrina]

I have a mission... And said mission is spreading fyozai on tumblr

[doctorforks]

demon × angel

[ruegaymeow]

theyre in love guys, religius boarding school fyodor yuri heheheh

[velvetyvoyage]

Hey there li'l fella!

sypnosis: how some of the bsd charecters react to you (their lover or s/o or spouse or whateva) gifting them a silly lil pet.

includes: fyodor, nikolai, dazai, kunikida

a/n: i honestly should have stopped after fyodor and nikolai but oh well.

the following convo happens through text

->"Fedyaaaaaaaaa when r u coming home???"

"I'm pretty sure I'll be back late tonight. Why? Is there something wrong? or something you need me to get?"

"no no, i don need anything rn" "i just got you a lil something"

"oh? And what might that be?"

"no spoilers!"

"alright alright. I'll try come home as soon as i can"

"okieeeee" "get me ice cream on the way!"

"[insert ur fav ice cream/s]?"

"yep!"

the following happens in real time

-> you're kneeling down on the floor to admire the lil dark-grey furry friend with a white cotton hat in front of you when you hear someone opening the front door downstairs [don't ask me how ur able to hear a door opening downstairs, u just can. ok?]. assuming it's fyodor, you rush down the staircase.

"why are you awake at this hour?" he says, closing the freezer door.

"i was simply waiting for you" "come! i wanna show you something"

"alright, lead the way."

*Insert Time Skip*

"..." "soooooo, what do ya think?"

"Love, why'd you bring a rat into the house?" "says you" *insert a v big side eye from you to him*

"what's that supposed to mean?" "ohh nothing!"

"well... is this your pet now?" "our pet* " "guess what i named it?"

"what?" " i named him... Phyodor. p-h-y-o-d-o-r"

"Dear, doesn't that name ring a bell?" "oh what ever do you mean?" you say, very dramatically.

-> just stares at you like 🤨😐😑

-> "And what if i don't want to keep it?" "well, then I'll simply "donate" phyodor to a near by orphanage or something"

the both of you were on a stroll outside and decided to sit down on a bench in a near by park

-> "y/nnnnnnnnnnn watcha got there?"

"a dove" "it's so... pretty" you say. as you were feeding a flock of doves, one of them perched up on your lap.

"i wanna take it home"

"QUIZZZ TIMEEEE" he shrieks twirling around. "QUESTION 1: why do you, y/n l/n wanna take it home!?"

"because it's pretty and i wanna admire it every day? but... i can't take it home"

"interesting answer!" "QUESTION TWOOO: why can't you take it home? what is stopping you?"

"you." "HUHHHHH!?!?" "even if i want a pet bird, i know damn well that you will set it free and also i don't want to confine it between bars." you say with a perseptive look on your face. "besides i don't really need a pet"

"ohh? why so" "cuz i have you to take care of?" *dramatic gasp* *flabbergasted*

"I! am not a pet!" "but i still have to take care of you" "hmp!" he says as he puffs his cheeks, shuts his eyes and turns his head the other side. (ur looking north (at the birdies), he's facing east)

"why would i admire a mere bird when i could admire you instead" you murmured, a pleasant smile playing on your face.

"what was that?" "oh nothing"

-> why? just why would you give him a pet to take care of? he's one himself and you know it.

-> the poor thing... :(((

-> whatever the animal is, it'd probably take care of him instead.

*cough* @🍣 *cough*

-> does he really need a pet? like cmon?

-> also if you're in a relationship with him, no matter how responsible or independent you are, he'd have to take care of you too.

-> goldfish. he'd have a goldfish

-> it's the most fitting tbh

-> it'd just be minding it's own business in its lil fish tank unlike a certain mackerel.

the pics at the start were only for aesthetic (which failed but oh well) and is not at all relevant to the post.

[velreblogsnstuff]

goofy lil guy 4 u

[sappyking]

3 part🤫

[part 1]

[part 2]

[last part]

[exymybeloved]

Fyodor: Dazai.Why does it smell like something's burning?

Dazai: It’s… uh, my burning desire for my beautiful boy?

Fyodor: …did u leave the oven on.

Dazai: the rats are cooking

Fyodor, sighing: the what

Dazai: the rats, fedya. are your ears quite well

[doktoredelweiss]

Fyozai, autumn evening ♡

[well-dressed-sewer-rat]

warning: applies to 4D mind chess only. do not attempt to get bitches while speaking fyozai

[n0cturnalcm]

Doctor Fyodor x Patient Dazai au

[nixnephili]

Finally, I got one project out of the way. there were only 2 left to go now...

So here's Dazai and Fyodor for Mer-May BSD. - Next up will be Atsushi and Akutagawa, most likely.

The bottom of Dazai's tail has those little speckles

They're biolumimescent

The top of his tail is shimmery.

Fyodor lives in the Midnight Zone and Dazai in the Sunlight Zone.

Fyodor's bright magenta extremities are bioluminescent.

Make some headcanons for them~ What type of life do they live..

-Nix🌙

[sacradoctrina]

Girls when they have a crush

[doctorforks]

fyozai yuri

[ruegaymeow]

i lost the ref pic guys X(( ITS BASED OFF OF THIS THING I FOUND ON PINGERESYES!!!