#elis rambles（｡>‿‿<｡ ）

[cremebrueli]

Jason Todd is the type of boyfriend who looks intimidating—walking hand in hand with you like your personal bodyguard. And when someone stops the two of you for an interview (kind of like on TikTok), he’d guide you to walk past them, muttering a curse about how bothersome those people are.

But the moment he hears the question “Are you two together? How did you meet?”—he stops dead in his tracks.

He’d literally freeze mid-step, then guide you right back to the interviewer without even thinking twice. He’d give them a nod, like granting permission to proceed.

“Oh, okay! Are you two toge—”

“Yes.”

Whenever you answer, he smiles. It’s that type of smile that isn’t obvious, but you can see the slight twitch of his lips. He’s staring at you like you just saved the world.

And if they ask how you two met or how you became a couple? THE MAN would take over completely. He’d tell the story from start to finish, in full detail like he’s narrating a fairytale. And the whole time, he’s looking at you. Not the camera, not the interviewer—just you.

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When the video gets posted, the comments are filled with people losing their minds over how down bad he is for you.

@1234gothambabes: “I forgave the world the moment I met them.” *starts climbing off a tree*

@xoxoredhood: Is he bothering you queen??

@gothamsdiva: THE EYES! He’s so in love I think I’m gonna be sick.

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When you show him the video and the comments, he’s so smug about it. Shrugs casually, muttering, “Well, they’re not wrong. I am down bad,” as his arms snake around your waist, pulling you closer.

He would never let a chance to talk about you pass him by. That’s how in love he is!!

[johnconstantinesdick]

The most popular fic in the Steel Samurai fandom had an unexplained seven year hiatus only to update at like 3 am on December 21st, 2027. The author explains that they couldn’t update fic while in prison (huh?) but now that they’re off death row (WHAT??) they’ve transcribed seven years worth of writing (Jesus Christ). The update is 130k words long. Edgeworth and Maya don’t sleep that night.

[who-needs-words]

Imagine this.

You’re chilling in your room, probably messing around on your guitar when your dad calls you into the living room.

When you get there you see a number of your family members - mostly your annoying half-siblings but a few more distant realizes, all gathered around arguing. Your dad turns to you and says “your sisters’s best friend is stranded and she wants to go pick him up”

You pause because what? You sister doesn’t really do friends, and you’re pretty sure she broke contract with her last so-called bestie. But sure whatever, you’ve never met the dude.

“And?” You prompt because you could working on a new song right now.

“What are your thoughts?” Your dad asks and oh shit- you don’t even remember this guy’s name and now you have to have an opinion on him???

You’re Apollo from epic the musical btw

[cosmiclion]

I'm dead serious some of y'all need to stop commenting shit like "Kill it with fire!!1!" on every post of a bug or any "scary" creature you see. Idgaf if you have a phobia or how many legs it has, having such a violent hateful reaction to any animal is just not normal behavior. And that goes double for posts by someone who's happy about the creature, I'm not asking you to go cuddle bugs just to mind your own business, people don't want to hear how much you hate something they like.

[heartelysia]

busy thinkin' about!

gallagher whos so tired from the charmony festival, when he gets home, he lazily slumps over behind you. his large figure covering yours as his stubble gently pushes into the crook of your neck, his nose inhaling your calming scent. gallagher's voice is drowsy and almost croaky, as if he had to yell at his young bloodhounds for them to listen, "mm.. you smell so refreshing dove..."

his thick, calloused fingers softly trace all over your stomach, a low groan passing his lips when you jolt against him. the brunette continues his lazy teasing, his hands dance down to the hem of your bottoms, pushing them down to your plush thighs as he littered gentle kisses along your neck. gallagher who spins you around by your hips, using his knee to knock you up against the marble counter behind you.

your ears dust with a light pink at the sound of his enervated chuckle, staring down at his carmine pants. gallagher's hand bearing the finger-less glove cups your face, pushing your cheeks till your lips puckered up, "so cute. what a lucky man i am...", the brunette murmurs before releasing your face. with a single breath exiting your lungs, you feel your sensitive nipples being exposed to the chilly air of the night.

eyes wide you stare dumbfounded at gallagher as he wore a shit-eating smirk but rather than making eye contact with you, he seemed to be more captivated by your hardened nipples. a soft moan bubbles in your throat as his wet tongue latches onto the bud, his stubble pricking your areola. gallagher's muffled chuckle sends a delicious wave of vibrations against your breasts.

his thick hand dipped into your panties, the one adorned in pristine white pushed your thighs onto the counter till fat spilled between his fingers. almost instantly, gallagher cracked a small smile at your dripping slit, the ends of his finger-less glove dampening just the slightest from your arousal. with his palms softly grinding against your clit, gallagher's calloused fingertips sink into your hungry cunt, just his delicious fingers make you feel so full already.

its no surprise when you melt into gallagher's touch, allowing him to continue making you writhe beneath him. his thick fingers curl right up against your sensitive g-spot, lazily grinning when you let out a yelp. the brunette proceeds to bully his fingers into your drenched cunt, slowly speeding up his pumps whilst the sound of your sweet cunny swallowing his fingers filled the air.

gallagher is the type who cant have you cumming without him, sure he was tired but he wasnt going to end this so quickly. so he does the next best thing, ripping his fingers dripping in your juices from your aching pussy. he loves the way you whine, weakly bucking your hips against his hand desperate for any sort of an orgasm, tears pricking your eyes from how frustrated you are with losing your high.

gallagher laughs, pushing your thighs further apart till he could slip between them. your partner drops to his knees as his buff arms hook underneath your squishy thighs, pulling your sopping wet pussy closer to his face. his warm breath fans your already twitching cunny whilst youre helplessly running your fingers through his chocolate toned hair, "cmon princess, let me eat you out."

[lucy-frostblade]

what if we kissed at the blood rave??? and we were both boys???

[sneezyonmain]

Imagine if hayfever was contagious

Imagine someone who's never had an issue with the spring before. They love spring-- love the flowers and the creatures and the sun. They spent just a little bit too long with their friend, though, who gets hopelessly stuffy around anything with a little pollen.

Cut to them a few days later, just trying to enjoy their day, but suddenly being anywhere outside makes them tickly. Even just the sight of flowers makes their nose twitch, and opening a window makes them start to hitch. The pollen count goes up, and suddenly they're having the strongest fit they've had in years, itchy, contagious sneezes barreling out of them. They've developed hayfever faster than anyone could get a tissue out, and if people aren't careful, they'll get it too.

[zuzu-fairys-tail]

Haru, who barely had any female friends before, Started showing feelings for Elie about 50 chapters in and they got married with a kid.

Shiki, WHO NEVER INTERACTED WITH HUMANS BEFORE, confirmed he had feelings for rebecca in 250 chapters and then got married to her and had a kid 40 chapters later.

Yakuto blushed when Frey said she wanted to hug him (she has feelings for him) IN 19 CHAPTERS AND HE BARELY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT GOD.

And then we got Natsu who's still acting like a 10 year old, getting jealous from time to time and sometimes being a perv AFTER 700+ CHAPTERS. natsu and lucy have the best romance i have seen in anime (og series only) and they arent even canon. This isnt even counting the fact that all of the others are teenagers and natsu is frickin 21.

MASHIMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[princessbrightside]

hey so…

[akuma-tenshi]

couldn't get this post out of my head

[internetskiff]

Something about Gordon Freeman that's extremely fascinating is how he was basically forced into the "Messiah" role by complete accident. Dude was on his way to work, caught in an extremely awful lab accident, and he was just fighting for his life so brutally that he ended up taking down an entire army, making the other less capable or equipped scientists assign him as the one that would go in and take down the Nihilanth - I mean, they basically didn't have many other options, or at least not many better options at their disposal. The whole time he basically doesn't have much of a say in any of it, which means he was practically railroaded into becoming the G-Man's employee by pure circumstance.

Doesn't get any better in Half Life 2 either - the surviving Black Mesa staff have turned this man they potentially sent to die into a legend amongst the resistance movement. The Vortigaunts chant his name as they draw murals on the canal walls. The Lambda - a symbol of both the Lambda Labs but most notably the symbol on the HEV suit - now symbolizes liberation. Therefore, of course, the man who bears this symbol is the liberator. By the ending chapters of Half Life 2, Freeman commands entire squads of rebels, appointed the leader regardless of how good a tactician he actually is - if they die, they died for him, not because of him. As long as he gets to the Citadel and breaches it's wall, all those deaths would be worth it - once again, others send him into a near-inhospitable environment to take down a near-invincible threat.

I think that despite us being in control of Freeman for most of the series, the real protagonists of the story are the Vance family. Eli, too, was right at ground zero when the Resonance Cascade occurred. He is the leader of the Resistance. It's very possible that he's the one who spread word of Freeman throughout City 17. The fall of Nova Prospekt AND the Citadel occurred as a result of Eli's capture. In the Combine's eyes, the Vances are a threat equal to, if not greater than Freeman himself. That, and the Vances have something Freeman doesn't - agency. They're beyond the G-Man's control. They're beyond the Combine's control. Their actions are completely their own, with no third party to control every single step they take. Over the course of the Episodes, it feels as though the dynamic shifts, with Alyx becoming a much more vital figure. The Combine are specifically after her now, because she carries the code capable of disrupting the portal through which the Combine could send reinforcements and finally consume Earth. In both the Epistle 3 script and in Half Life Alyx it ends with her basically taking Freeman's position under the G-Man's employ. She quite literally takes the role of the Main Character away from Gordon. This, of course, is nothing to envy, because it's been repeatedly shown that any character assuming this role in the series ends up being reduced to nothing but a pawn for those who control them. It's an extremely fascinating spin on the linear nature of the games, canonically acknowledging you're doing nothing but marching along a path someone else made for you. Despite being the one free man, you're not offered much of a choice.

[cremebrueli]

I like to think that Dick Grayson has a hair tie on his wrist for you—and you only.

———💋

He stole it from your nightstand one night and has worn it ever since. And now, whenever he sees you struggling with your hair, he immediately walks up behind you and ties it for you.

"Dick, I can tie my own hair," you muttered, letting him do it anyway as you continued whatever task you were doing.

"I know, sweetheart. Let me," he murmured, his brows furrowing in concentration. All senses focused on tying your hair properly keeping it from distracting you any longer.

———

He would be so... protective and possessive about that damn hair tie. When someone asked if he had an extra, he'd pretend he didn’t hear a thing, subtly covering the tie with his other hand.

———

Whenever someone flirted with him, he’d casually brush his hair back, making sure they saw the tie on his wrist—a silent warning that he was already taken. Then he’d flash them an innocent smile and say, "No, I’m taken," before walking away.

———

When he was out on a mission or patrolling, he’d subconsciously play with it—a gentle reminder that someone was waiting for him. It was small, but meaningful. A quiet sign that you were still here—his sanctuary.

[ambrosesystem]

holy shiet

[who-needs-words]

I kinda love that bail and cassian don’t really like each. Why should they? Cassian, for all he disliked luthen ended up very similar. Bail and Mon don’t like luthen. No one likes luthen. They respect him, they love him, they’re loyal to him, they need him they hate him. But luthen said so himself he burned his decency to become what was needed.

Cassian, kind of an asshole willing to kill his informant Cassian, loyal, competent, willful, loving Cassian ended up so like Luthen. They died for the same reason and left the same thing behind.

Of course bail dislikes mini-slightly-more-cooperative Luthen! And of course mon who worked with luthen sees both the good and the bad in these two men willing to do anything for the rebellion

Of course Bail is “that guy Cassian doesn’t like” (thanks k2) and of course they still work together that’s why the rebellion succeeds.

[cosmiclion]

Wow congrats to Marcille for being upgraded to monster fucker.

[ifyouknowmenahyoudontt]

thoughts while watching cobra kai

-sam my beloved you are too good for this show the writers are fucking you over so bad

-let characters have their redemption!!!! johnny was WRONG most of the time and he grew, tory and hawk as well!!!!!

-acting like sam kissing miguel is thé worst thing a character could have done in a show where people try to kill others on a regular basis is wild

-demitri is so underrated bro, he learnt sm and became rlly good at karate, ppl just hate on him bc he’s not edgy and cool enough for teenage boys

-the larusso’s are so forgiving because i wouldn’t allow half the characters of the show to be anywhere near me again

-sam had everyyyyy right to hate tory s2-4

-miguel is the only CK og that stayed relatively normal, you cannot tell me that johnny’s original Cobra Kai’s teaching were good

-miyagi do is the best dojo, they always win ( and i mean FAIRLY winning), respect tradition and culture and sane people

-cobra kai anytime before s6 was teaching children how to be like serial killers enough

- johnny WAS the bully that whole debate is useless he was a terrible person back then

-daniel was never ever a bad guy

-daniel and chozen are the best teachers

-the legacy kids not getting a single win is literally bullshit

-cobra kai ( before redemption arc) was not stronger, winning by either cheating, or playing dirty just shows that you are less skilled

-if i hear the sentence “miyagi glaze” one more time im gonna lose it. miyagi is the center of the entire show/trilogy and the BEST character enough