#evan and regulus

[not-rab]

*at a death eater meeting*

Barty: They hate our strategies because we're dating!

Evan: …

Evan: We’re not dating?

Regulus: YOU’RE NOT!?

Barty *getting off Evan’s lap*: We’re not?!

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: Barty is missing, can you find him?

Evan: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Regulus: Well, do you?

Evan:

Evan: Yeah, hang on

[theprongspotter]

First Year Regulus: Do I talk too much?

First Year Evan: My guy, this is the first time you’ve spoken all day and it’s late in the evening.

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c: @akwardsilince

[curiouslymyown]

Evan Rosier with his large and off-putting collection of weapons

[chasingthestarss]

Barty: point is, we need to try it.

Regulus: but that’s illegal.

Barty:

Evan:

Regulus: I’m just fucking with you, I’m in.

Evan: I was in when I heard illegal.

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Barty, whispering: Do you have the stuff?

Evan, looking around to make sure nobody is watching before sliding over a black box: Here.

Regulus, fed up with them: For fuck's sake, everyone knows that box has scented pencils in it.

[pandoras-boxs-world]

Rosekiller, but their not dating yet, and their pretending to be a toxic married couple in the IKEA show rooms and actually end up actually arguing, and Evan confesses his love for barty by accident and they end up getting together.

(Regulus was filming the whole thing)

[florence-not-italy]

regulus is allergic to garlic so barty spends the first four years of their friendship genuinely believing that he's a vampire. when regulus finds out he calls barty a 'fucking stupid introvertphobic twat"

[norry-yippee]

Evan and Regulus

[siriusly-chaotic]

Consider: Evan, Regulus, and Barty having matching animagus forms.

Examples based off of popular headcanons for each of their animagi forms.

Order: Evan, Regulus, Barty

[all images found on Pinterest]

[nixnight1]

Evan: what will I tell Reg? He wants to wear them tonight

Barty: Well, I don't know. Tell him to wear his own rings

Evan: These were his rings!!

Barty: Nooo...NO. You lent me Regulus' rings?? I'm not allowed to borrow his stuff!!

Evan: Why not??

Barty: Because I lose his stuff!!

--- a few hours later ---

Barty: Hey

Evan: Did you find it??

Barty: The snake ring? No. But I found my sunglasses under the couch 😎. I've been looking for these since last summer

Evan: those are my sunglasses, you borrowed them from me

Barty: Okay, calm down, here they are

Regulus from his room: Evan, do you have them??

Evan: Give me a minute! *whispering* What do we do!!

Barty: I don't know. I don't know!!

Evan: Alright, well, we'll just have to tell Regulus, that's all

Barty: Bloody hell, he's going to kill me

Evan: I could tell him it was all my fault...

Barty: Oh, that'd be grate

Evan: you own me

Barty: Anything

Evan: Regulus, can I talk to you fir a second??

Regulus: Yeah, what is it??

Evan: Uhm...I lost one of the rings you lent me

Regulus shocked:...

Evan: I'm sorry, I am so so sorry

Regulus: Wow...all right, well, what can you do? If you lost it...you lost it...

Evan: I'll replace it, I promise. I feel so so terrible

Regulus: Alright, Ev, that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose

Evan: No :(

Regulus: Look at you, come here

-- Evan and Regulus share a hug --

Regulus: You feel better?

Evan: Yeah, you're the best

Barty: *OFFENDED*

Barty: Okay wait a minute. I can't do this. Listen, honey, it was not Evan’s fault, he lent me the rings and I lost one. I'm so sorry, hun, I feel terrible * with his arms open looking for a hug*

Regulus:...

Regulus: That it's EXACTLY why I don't lend you stuff!!

Barty:...

Regulus: FIRST it's my jewelry. If its not my jewelry, it's my green sweater. If its not my green sweater it's my sunglasses

Barty: *with his arms down* your sunglasses??

Regulus: Yes!

Evan: Oh right!

[not-rab]

James *out of curiosity*: How did all four of you even befriend Regulus?

Evan: I helped fix his wand after I broke it

Barty: I stole his broom and refused to give it back unless he was nice to me

Pandora: I stalked him

Sirius: I'm his only biological brother and there's no refund button

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Pandora: We need to talk about what's going on with Evan

Barty: The stalking?we settled that, I dont mind

Pandora: No-

Barty: His cloning experiments?

Pandora: I thought he stopped that?

Regulus: His hit list?

Pandora: What?

Regulus: Panda, we've already talked about this it wasn't a "HIT list" hit list- Is this about his spleen?

Pandora: spleen?

Barty: No it's gotta be the-

Pandora: This was about his weed stash but I'm sensing there are more pressing issues I've not been made aware of?

[sunseekerchild]

Evan: Are you a morning person or a night person?

Regulus: I’m barely even a person.

[dobbysimp]

regulus black hates silence. can’t stand it really. not to say he’s fond of loud noises 24/7 but he just finds silence eerie. silence in grimmauld felt suffocating. that’s why he loves sharing a dorm with Evan and Barty, they never shut up. literally ever. they have arguments regulus could end in seconds pulling open a book, except he never does because he likes the sound, and also now he’s kind of interested to see how Barty is gonna debate his way out of saying amortientia isn’t that powerful.

barty crouch jr hates not being listened to. his father did it all his life and he can’t stand it. he needs to know people care enough to listen. That’s why he loves rooming with Evan and Regulus. Evan will always respond to whatever Barty is on about, and he knows Regulus is incapable of not listening to everything around him, the people watcher little shit.

evan rosier hates to not be included. would rather be dead than ignored. he loves Panda, really don’t get him wrong, but having a twin gets old when people always treat you as one person. he just. likes being acknowledged really. that’s what he loves about being with Barty and Regulus. Barty rarely stops talking to him, even if they’re far apart he will find a way to get closer to evan just to whisper a joke in his ear, and if he can’t then he’ll yell it across the room and pay the consequences. and then there’s Regulus, and all the knowing looks they share in silence any time barty says or does something particularly crazy. no matter what, their eyes find each other like they don’t care about what happened, only if the other one saw or if they’re thinking the same thing

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

The first time Barty ever told Evan and Regulus about his father was..... Actually, on the train to Hogwarts in first year. That boy is oversharer final boss.