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Ten Amazing Facts Every Zelda Fan Should Know

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Few video game franchises can claim the same level of influence, nostalgia, and cultural significance as The Legend of Zelda. Since its debut in 1986, this legendary series has captivated players with its epic storytelling, groundbreaking gameplay, and unforgettable characters. Whether you’re a long-time fan or a newcomer to Hyrule, there’s always something new to discover. Here are ten…

[bugblast]

ok i lied more doodles. im just posting them here now idgaf anymore

[queercodedangel]

Sourced from "The Jakarta Method" by Vincent Bevins

[kettledemon]

Crack concept, xue yang had no clue what demonic cultivation was and when Jin guangyao came looking for him he just lied and had to desperately learn on the fly

[hadesoftheladies]

”you’re biased against men!” but am I wrong?

[plaidos]

Some of you mfers are too busy misgendering trans men to understand why we would be upset when y'all insinuate that nothing bad happens to us bc we're birthday boys or whatever

it's misgendering trans men to call them boys....?

[ezomind-the-other-one]

"average angel fucks 3 demons a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average angel fucks 0 demons per year. Aziraphale Fell-Crowley, who lives in a bookshop & fucks a demon 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[disaster-fruit]

(In your personal interpretation/headcanon)

[freakylover]

TOP Tim Drake "Red Robin/Drake" ships on AO3

1.-Tim Drake/Jason Todd [7097 fics]

2.-Tim Drake/Conner Kent [5706 fics]

3.-Tim Drake/Dick Grayson [1700 fics]

4.-Tim Drake/Stephanie Brown [1475 fics]

5.-Tim Drake/Damián Wayne [1459 fics]

6.-Tim Drake/Bernard Dowd [1221 fics]

7.-Tim Drake/Bruce Wayne [735 fics]

8.-Tim Drake/Marinette Dupain-Cheng [631 fics]

9.-Tim Drake/Ra's al Ghul [519 fics]

10.-Tim Drake/Roy Harper [260 fics] [1,2%]

This list doesn't include fanfics tagged with Tim Drake/Reader or Polyships.

Please don't comment hate messages, this post is purely informative. I don't want my notifications to be filled with ship wars/hate in general :ccc

[betterwithbooksthanwithpeople]

many randomly specific things from my fourth time at The Outsiders musical (6/27/25 evening):

first time not in a partial view spot! often found my eyes jumping all over the stage and my brain going "wait wait wait I want to See Everything" and yet still managed to write down all this lol. these notes got away from me so if you're interested in one specific character/ song/ whatever and want to just send me an ask instead of trying to file through these please feel free! this is mostly for myself so I don't forget lol

act one

-first Brody Ponyboy for me! he is so 14 years old immediately in facial expressions and gestures

-Dan Soda (also a first for me!) kicked a tonnn of gravel at Chet who in return flipped him off 

-also it seems like they aren't making Dan's curls go away when he plays Soda anymore yay

-Bob opened Pony's notebook before throwing it in the water so most of the pages were drenched it was way more ruined than I've seen

-at “Darrel never went soc” Soda's obviously mad but Ace was also so offended. she yelled “NO, never!” like the protective little sibling that she is 

-Ace and Soda fake flirting and cracking up at each other in Grease Got a Hold I know that's right

-Two Bit said “hey muscles!” to Darry when the gang enters in Runs in the Family

-when talking about to going to the drive in Darry was trying to give sincere advice and Pony was giving “smiling and nodding and not retaining a word you say"

-Marcia initiated the marbit flirting by tapping Two on the shoulder right near the start of Friday at the Drive In!

-oh Bob was BIG mad about Chet dancing with Cherry - like Chet does the last turn, sees Bob, goes “oh, hi Bobby,” and gets out of there as FAST as possible. bro basically threw Cherry into Bob’s arms and booked it. she was trying to calm him down the whole greaser part of the dance break and had not yet succeeded when they get pushed off the tire by Ace

-Cole Paul evilest Paul was not having fun at the drive in whatsoever lol. dude was either watching Cherry like a protective but annoyed older brother or talking to Chet (probably about Cherry) or angrily smoking with Bev. even when he and Chet were laying on the car he was like 😠

-Sky Brody bestfriendism makes their pbj so amazing oh gosh. the walk up to the front bench at the drive in was SO funny. Ponyboy flipped his collar up and gestured for Johnny to do the same and he kind of made a motion like “seriously? why?” before doing it and then immediately fixed his collar when they started walking and Pony was turned around. every imitation Johnny did of Ponyboy in that scene was so “gosh he’s an idiot but he’s my idiot so this is what we’re doing I guess” 

-before I Could Talk to You All Night when Ponyboy and Cherry are talking Brody was sitting crossed legged and idk something about that and his hand gestures and tone of voice was giving so much young kid that it made that part extra sad to me

-Marcia whispered “sorry” to Ponyboy after the breakup scene when she pulled Cherry away!

-Runs in the Family Reprise was soooo good tonight y’all so I'm about to yap about the whole thing lowkey. Darry was already super upset from the beginning of the scene and Soda was so happy and jokey. his reaction to Cherry's name was legendary. Ponyboy was throwing the biggest kid tantrum of all time - literally wouldn't even sit in the chair correctly but was sliding all the way down while Darry sing yelled at him. when Soda comes over to the table he definitely tried to get Ponyboy to chill out and said "I got you" and then was lowkey fed up when Pony immediately started yelling back at Darry lol. Darry also fully put Soda back into his chair to get him out of the way when he slaps Ponyboy. it was just the most and the audience had the correct response of horrified silence

-on a lighter note have you ever seen a person look like 😍 because I have. Ponyboy when Johnny started singing in Far Away from Tulsa 

-also they kept doing this thing during that song where they would make eye contact for a long time and then Ponyboy would kind of be like "uhh gotta look into the distance for a bit" and not in a smooth way but then just ended up staring at each other again. pbj I know what you are

-immediately when the socs pulled up Ponyboy and Johnny were both yelling for each other and saying to run, plus Johnny was yelling for Ponyboy every time the sound cut in during the drowning part

-Ponyboy looked sooo horrified and scared after Bob's death - just stood there staring at his hands and shaking and stumbled even with Johnny practically dragging him to go see Dally and stammered through his first lines in Run Run Brother

-Soda actually seemed super angry at Darry during that song which was different than I'd seen. he was singing the "sooner or later you'll learn" etc lines right at him with such an upset look on his face

act two 

-socs look one way and greasers look the other but Darry didn’t look away from the cop’s flashlight at all!

-Cole Paul being angry and evil, who’s surprised, but for real, yikes. Cherry looked so scared of him during Justice for Tulsa when all the socs start turning on her and one of the other guys (Brill maybe? I forget) flipped the one sleeve of Bob's letterman jacket like they were going to take it from her

-wonder what Brody and Sky yap about during that song. never been in a full view seat before today and was super distracted by them lol 

-also idk what it was about Two Bit's scream today but it seemed extra horrifying. like I teared up

-hearing Death’s at My Door sound exactly how it does on the album but live was weird and cool

-at the end of that song Johnny just kind of grabbed Ponyboy’s arm like normal but Pony straight up launched himself at Johnny and buried his face in his shoulder :( 

-similarly Soda threw himself into Darry’s arms at the end of Throwing in the Towel :(

-Dan is so expressive as Soda - tons of nodding or shaking his head to show if he agrees or disagrees with what anybody’s saying. legit went “I know that Ponyboy’s got a damn good heart” 🙂↕️🙂↕️ “but I keep holding him down” ☹️↔️☹️↔️

-wonder if Sky got a new wig for when his hair is cut in the church or if I could just see better. looked short

-Darry was straight up asleep in Hoods Turned Heroes until they all start jumping on the car in Soda's verse and then he was so annoyed for a second until he got the newspaper. I think it's so important that he gets to just act like a kid in that scene and gets his one second of peace where he's proud of his little brother and playing around with his gang

-Ponyboy would not stop touching Johnny in the hospital like he wanted to do something to fix things but couldn't

-for part of Hopeless War Ponyboy was kneeling by Johnny and laying his head down next to his so Cherry had to sing talk to Ponyboy over Johnny until she walked around and even then he wouldn't turn to look at her hardly at all

-Ponyboy screamed "do it for Johnny" in Trouble - not just yelled, like desperately screamed

-before the rumble there was sooo much lore just in the way Darry said "Paul." it was almost like a question or confusion as if he was hoping Paul wasn't around or at least wouldn't be at this fight so he didn't have to face him plus Darry was biting at his fingernail like he was nervous. then the rest of his lines it was like he gained more and more confidence or at least put on this mask that he didn't care

-evil Paul putting on his ring right before punching Darry in the face oof

-ok so I tried so hard to actually see things in the rumble and not just be like !!!!! and I noticed that at one point Paul and somebody else are double-teaming Darry so Ace runs over and jumps on the one guy's back

-some of the reactions to winning the rumble were so different! Ponyboy and Ace were having a chaotic moment yelling "yeah!" back and forth but Soda was not okay? he kept saying "no no no no" and wouldn't stand upright so Darry had to come over and check him out and give him a hug so they were barely part of the celebration

-Ponyboy's increasingly higher and faster "no no NO NO NO"s when Johnny dies should be illegal actually

-Soda, still not well from the rumble, was standing off the side just sobbing for a good bit post Johnny's death. then he went "Dal" and tried to calm him down but when that didn't work Ace immediately jumped in between them super defensive. then Soda noticed Ponyboy just standing there frozen and hugged him as they both basically fell to the ground :(

-Two Bit also put his forehead against Johnny's after he died :(

-I've ranted about Alex Joseph Grayson as Dally before so I won't do that here but it's all still true and more. in Little Brother he kind of whispered "does anybody care?" but with his voice cracking like he was about to burst into tears and it was devastating

-speaking of devastating, welcome final Curtis brothers scene that never fails to make me cry. a collection of things that got me today: Ponyboy having thrown his notebook all the way off the rug when he sat down so when he gets the idea from Johnny to write during Stay Gold he had to go grab it. Soda almost trying to say hi to Cherry in a jokey/ flirty way but sounding so tired at the same time. Ponyboy just putting his head down in his arms halfway through Cherry talking to him and she looks at Soda who just shrugs helplessly. Darry crying at the table (obviously) but also I think at one point all three of them were crying and trying not to let the others see? like the older two looking away and Ponyboy looking down and covering his face then wiping his eyes. finally the wan Dan managed to read from Ponyboy's book in a way that conveyed Soda struggles to read without actually making it difficult for the audience to understand very important lines

I fear I've forgotten things. anyway. just remembered I took a video of bows so I'll rewatch and maybe upload that tomorrow if it's at all good lol. if you actually read all of this I love you and are you okay

[worldstop10]

Ten Shocking Facts About Bed Bugs You Need to Know

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Bed bugs cost households and organisations billions yearly to exterminate, yet they are not going anywhere. Statistics show that one in every five households has to deal with bed bugs annually. Offices, hotels, and public transport are not spared from infestations either. It is, therefore, fair to say that bed bugs are one of the world’s worst and most persistent epidemics. These bloodsuckers…

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Come here, I am normal™️ about sitcoms.

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🧠 TITLE: “The Futility of ‘Differences’”

Let’s get this out of the way:

🧬 You are not special.

Not like that.

Not in the way that lets you separate from others and declare yourself a different kind of human.

Because here’s the punchline no one wants to swallow:

The guy who offended you online… has 99.9% of your DNA.

The woman who hurt you, ignored you, disrespected you… her cells breathe exactly like yours.

You think you’re worlds apart from “them,” but biology would laugh in your face—if it wasn’t too busy making you breathe the same air as your enemies.

🎯 We All Run the Same Software

Every single human on Earth runs the same core operating system:

23 chromosomes.

20,000–25,000 protein-coding genes.

One busted ego thinking it’s different because it read Nietzsche or grew up in the Bronx.

You’re not unique.

You’re custom-skinned.

A skin suit with 72% water and an irrational belief that your opinions = your identity.

📊 Stat Dump from Hell

Let’s get statistical:

Humans share 99.9% of their genome with one another.

You share more with a starving child in Cambodia than with your own belief system.

You are genetically closer to someone you hate than chimps are to bonobos.

Let that settle.

You could clone a guy from Siberia and raise him in Tennessee, and no one would know the difference unless he opens his mouth.

🦍 Chimp Check:

You share 98.8% of your genes with chimpanzees.

The 1.2% difference? That’s responsible for TikTok, car insurance, and nuclear warheads.

So yes, you technically beat chimps.

But barely.

And you still scream into your pillow when someone doesn’t text you back.

💑 Biological Absurdity Is Unity

Let’s talk about mating pairs.

Shaquille O’Neal and Greta Thunberg could biologically reproduce.

Let me say that again: 7′1″, 325 lbs of muscle and NBA testosterone

5′1″, 100 lbs of Swedish climate rage

= Perfectly viable child. Same species. No DNA error message.

You think you’re incompatible with someone because they’re “too alpha” or “not your type”?

She could spin on his 13-incher and produce a bundle of joy 9 months later.

Biology doesn’t care. It rubber stamps the union and moves on.

Your ego screams, "That’s weird." Biology shrugs and says, “That’s Wednesday.”

👶 Opposites Don’t Just Attract—They Procreate

Peter Dinklage and Serena Williams could also have a baby. Their child could marry your child, and the genome would yawn.

Because your opinions about height and muscles are cultural. DNA doesn’t care.

It doesn’t care about your Twitter handle. Your sexuality. Your horoscope. Your “vibes.”

All it knows is: Is there a uterus nearby? Can it carry my code? Good. Initiate legacy.

🧠 Emotions Are Not Gendered

Let’s kill another myth:

Women are not “more emotional.”

Men are not “less sensitive.”

What’s different is expression. Not experience.

Functional MRI scans show that amygdala, ventral striatum, and insula light up equally in men and women during:

Joy

Anger

Fear

Grief

Orgasm

Yes. Orgasm. Same brain. Same fireworks.

The only difference is who’s allowed to cry without losing status.

🌡️ Shared Systems, Shared Suffering

The person who blocked you online?

Same cortisol spike when embarrassed.

Same glucose crash when hungry.

Same liver enzymes for stress.

Same shame loops when they realize they said something dumb and can’t take it back.

The anarchist barista and the Republican roofer both feel:

Fear of abandonment

Craving for touch

Fear of death

Need to belong

They just wrap it in different memes.

📍The Delusions We Cling To:

DELUSION A: “Men and women are totally different.” REALITY: Same code, slight plumbing tweak. You’re a software patch apart.

DELUSION B: “Race matters most.” REALITY: Race = pigment + ancestral adaptation. Most is cultural. DNA doesn’t recognize it.

DELUSION C: “Only certain people are evil.” REALITY: Evil is a learned behavior inside a species capable of empathy and genocide from the same nervous system.

💥 Biology Will Always Humble You

You and that influencer you hate? Same spleen. Same serotonin receptor profile.

The girl who ghosted you? Same sleep architecture. Same cervical tension during stress. Same dopamine cascade during forbidden attention.

You want to hate them?

Fine.

But don’t pretend you’re different.

You’re a mirrored neural loop with different haircuts.

🧬 Genetics vs. Culture: The Final Boss Fight

Culture is modular. It’s an app you download after birth.

Your accent? Culture. Your religion? Culture. Your morality? Mostly epigenetic conditioning. Your Spotify playlist? (Please delete it.)

But your biology?

That’s universal.

You laugh the same way babies in Mongolia do. You flinch at the same pitch of pain as toddlers in Brazil. You orgasm like a Roman did. You panic like a Neanderthal did.

And if you think that doesn’t matter?

You’re one war, one blackout, one heartbreak away from realizing it does.

📼 You’ve Been Watching the Wrong Movie

You think the plot is “Who’s right?”

It’s not.

The plot is: How long can we pretend our skin color, genitals, or tweets make us different enough to kill each other?

The credits roll when we either:

Blow ourselves up, or

Admit we were always just primates with language.

📎 Cosmic Reality Check:

You come from the same species that dances at weddings and shits their pants on ayahuasca.

You are 99.9% identical to every stranger on this planet.

And you’re acting like pronouns, taxes, or accents are real divides?

🥶 Last Punch

Biologically, you are:

Hardwired for connection.

Softwired for pain.

Fluids, tissues, and delusion.

You want to divide humanity?

Good luck doing it with 0.1% variation.

Go on. Hate your neighbor.

But remember: Their sweat smells like yours. Their tears fall with the same gravity. And their heartbeat is just an echo of your own.

🎯 Point Is:

You can feel different. Act different. Vote different. But under an electron microscope?

You’re just you. And so is everyone else.

The rest?

Just noise.

🧠 Read more respect-coded doctrine and biological architecture at: 👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence 🛡️ Masculine polarity. Scrolltrap psychology. Unforgiven words. 🚪 Warning: This post made a sociology major cry and hug a plumber.

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[sol-consort]

It’s summer! Any thoughts on seasons for the alien’s?

moisture and how much humans subconsciously seek water to heat regulate in the summer. Ice cream, cold drinks, the beach, frequent showers, playing in the pool, juicy fruits, and just good old sweating.

It's easy to forget we're ~60% water in the winter, it's easy until you absentmindedly recall how no human can ever survive without water for more than 3-5 days. How abysmally short is that? With starvation your body dips into its storage of fat, then muscles when things get really dire. But with dehydrated, there are no water piggy banks tucked under our livers for us to crack.

As for recorded cases, it's hard to find an isolated incident of starvation since if someone is stuck somewhere without food, chances are there is no water fountain around, either. But theoretically you can stay alive for months on water alone—fatigued, malnourished, and mostly likely unconscious, but your heart still beats.

But water? less than 100 hours and you're done for. That's how essential it is to our life. Why we constantly bug each other to remember to drink it during summer.

We're not special in that regard; the body water percentage of animals on Earth usually hovers around the halfway mark. With jellyfish sitting at the top with 95% body water and desert tortoises hanging in the bottom tier with their 20%.

Plants (and whatever the fuck fungi are) are their own breed of eldritch beings so I'm not including them.

Side Note: as a last measure, tardigrades are known to enter a tun state which allows them to survive on only 3% body water and a metabolism of 0.01

The Earth is 71% water, it makes sense. If something is in overabundance why not incorporate it into your biology? All life on Earth has in some way. The dependency on water as a crutch is a common trend, a shared thread in the tapestry of LUCA's descendents.

Well, kinda of shortsighted on our biology's part. Not much water in space :) The Thing We Die Without In 72 Hours

"but" you say "not much oxygen either!"

WELL OXYGEN IS FAR EASIER TO GET THAN WATER!

Much easier to pack canisters of oxygen or repurpose co2 back into a breathable state (just carry a mossball dammit!) than to load ungodly gallons of water into the already heavy spaceship. We shot ourselves in the foot by having water as a mandatory tax of living. Good for a type one civilisation (which we're not even there yet!) not great for a type two.

Actually it's much more worse than that because we don't even use plants to generate oxygen in spaceships! We use water :D we are very clever monkeys. We electrocute the oxygen out of water BDSM style. If you have water, you have oxygen; H2O <-🔍 bada bing bada boom.

At the very least the hanar body can purpose salt water, while the pampered human body will die from dehydrated if given anything but filtered fresh spring water. Maybe their kidneys filter out the salt and makes the water useful somehow? Maybe they use salt glands like albatross or are pumped full of urea like sharks. Maybe it passes through them like jellyfish.

But... the jellyfish are... well, jellyish. And the hanar do have bones, a brain, a skull, and a digestive track. So it's probably more complex. Maybe hidden gills that they flush out the salt through?

Anyway I'm assuming we're using Earth summer as a point of reference?

Krogans

They have radiation storms. Our summer is not only a breeze It's literally a paradise. It only reinforces their believes that humans are weak when we complain about nonexistent problems. Neither of our coldest or hottest temperatures phase them, our deathtraps of arctics and barren deserts are their varren parks.

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Drell

Would absolutely love it, especially the deserts and dry climates. While we slather ourselves in sunscrean and never touch any exposed metal that's been cooking under the sun, the drell are as happy as a lizard sunbathing on a warm rock. Our sun loves them and they love her back. The seasonal fruits that ripen in the summer are the cherry on top (literally! cherries are a summer fruit)

Whenever visiting, they stay near the equator. Don't enjoy the beaches much tho.

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Asari

While the whole of Thessia is weather controlled and kept at the perfect temperature, I doubt anything we have to throw at the asari would actually phase them. Like yes they are coddled... much like a greek god is coddled. They are incredibly sturdy and hardy, by human standards at least.

We are nothing in comparison to Tuchanka's blazing wasteland or The turian's radioactive sun. You'd be drowning in a puddle of your own sweat while the asari next to you is literally staring directly at the sun with zero consequences. Like the krogans, it's just another Wednesday to them.

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Turians

Cute. Absolutely cute how humans think a puny sun like this would do anyone any harm. Look at them and their ozone layer! HAH! Come to Palaven and you'll see what a real sun looks like.

But seriously, you soft skins need... sunscreen? And what is that weird liquid you're exerting from your skin... eugh. Although you've been strangely chipper since we landed, any particular reason w—huh you what?

YOU GET VITMANS FROM THE SUN?

LIKE THE FUCKING PLANTS?

HUMANS NEEDED THE SUN TO SURVIVE? BY THE SPIRITS HOW THE FUCK YOU PUNY THINGS COULD EVEN LAST A SECOND IN SPACE. The sun is an obstacle, something to be protected from, not form a parasitic relationship with! Honestly human get a grip.

Also... actually can I borrow that sunscreen? Been planning a home visit for a while.

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Hanar

Aquatic seasons are generally indistinct from one another. It makes little difference to deep sea creatures if it snows or if the sun rises in the west. Much like our atmosphere layers filter out the pesky asteroids and space debris, water acts like a secondary safety bubble wrap around anything below its surface.

The deeper down you go, the calmer it gets, until you reach an eerie static void on the ocean floor where a creature could spend an entire lifetime and never cross another living soul. Nothing ever happens where no light could penetrate. The temperature constantly regulating itself by the very equilibrium nature of water.

As for the sea surface dwellers and occasional visitors, there are three distinct seasons: Oceanic, Upwelling, and Winter Storm.

Using "season" very loosely here. They are less of seasons and more of reoccurring phenomenons that are secondary consequences of surface conditions usually present or a result of specific seasons and weather conditions occurring in said seasons.

For example: while the Earth tilting causes the surface temperature to rise because we literally are closer to the sun, the ocean creatures remain indifferent to it, BUT not the air which heates up causing an increase in wind actively during that time.

You ever blew air on a hot cup of tea to cool it off? Did you notice what happens when you do blow the said air? The tea "dips" in a particular spot where the air of our blow meets the surface.

What you're doing is breaking the water tension and pushing the surface tea away and into the back of the cup, creating a gap in the water for a split second in time. And liquid hates gaps more than anything, so the surrounding liquid rushes in to fill it.

That is precisely what the wind does to the ocean during upwelling season. As the name suggest, the deep water is literally welling up to the surface to take the place of the water the wind just pushed away. And those waters are liquid gold of nutritions for planktons breeding ground, creating a rippling effect up the food chain. An explosion of life and food.

And the fishies, aquatic mammals, and sea birdies go haywire breeding and nesting as the room service is set out. An open buffet at the shores! Fuck and Eat speedrun!

So they are unaffected by the major temperature and wind changes, they only care about the side consequences that just happen to work in their favour. Or sometimes, against, as is evident by the season called Winter Storm season or the commonly known as Poseidon Demeter catfight season causing the migration of grey whales.

Lastly Oceanic which is a poetic way of saying "lazy bumfuck season where nothing ever happens and the currents are weak and we should've booked a resort instead and ugh all the food is cold and soggy I don't feel like leaving my warm water bed to go grab a bite and can't believe we got new Deltarune chapter before silk song it's so over skongers."

Also all of the above generally is only relevant to marine life, while the deep ocean creatures remain unbothered, moisturised, happy, in their lane, focused, flourishing, and locked in nibbling on those scrumptious whalefall bones.

Why is any of this relevant?

BECAUSE! HANAR!

THEY HAVE NO CONCEPT OF SEASONS!!

Imagine you spend all your life living in an static environment bubble then suddenly have to walk on the surface just to engage with these weird terrestrial creatures and oh my god what the fuck is a sand storm. This is beyond hell. Chaos! Entropy! What do you mean the sun is a deadly laser! What the hell is a hurricane! Who the fuck is freezing water and throwing it up from the sky! Not Cool!!!! AND WHY DO TEMPERATURES SHIFT SO DRASTICALLY AND SUDDENLY.

Like no wonder they employed the sturdy drell to do their field work. Weather has always been this vague far away concept buried in dusty books and only ever relevant in the infansy stages of spaceship launches.

[thatimageoftomscott]

run an age poll pls

sure why not. since you asked so nicely.

no bald option, don't vote if this doesn't apply to you At All.

[fisherrprince]

i appreciate people making it known that chiropractors aren't real doctors, but massage therapists aren't doctors either! Usually, you need a license, but you're not seeing a doctor in either case. Massage therapy is just much safer overall, like going to see a hairdresser for styling compared to seeing a hairdresser for implants.