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Etadinii priest (cult of Inyamache) standing near the serpent stone, a megalithic structure predating any historical record. Contrary to first impressions and occasional jesting, this is almost definitely not a giant penis (though Some level of symbolic phallic intent is possible), and was probably shaped to cast a long shadow resembling the head and neck of a snake.
Its location is within the present-day province of Wardin adjacent to the city Jaesai, close to the border of Ephennos. A temple to Inyamache was built around it three centuries ago and greatly expanded within the past century, though the stone and the majority of the associated site remains intact.
It is most likely at least couple thousand years old, long predating the written record and having only hazy and conflicting accounts in different oral histories. Most of its original features have been worn away by erosion, but petrogylphs of a snake and rows of scimitar deer (locally extinct or possibly never extant in this area), gazelle, and aurochs remain visible (and may have been re-carved at various points in history), and there are traces of concentric rings at the 'head'. 21st century level analysis would also find traces of ochre within the lines of the petroglyphs, which were painted and repainted red for at least a couple centuries after its creation.
This is the largest single prehistoric megalithic structure located within present day Imperial Wardin (unless burial cairns constructed over slab tombs are counted) and its existence is very technically impressive, especially given the nearest possible quarry is about 50 miles away. The builders of the site were almost certainly a fairly small society of nomadic pastoralists, so the diversion of time and manpower to the quarrying and movement of this stone (and others on the site) would have been absolutely exceptional. Most similar structures from the era are significantly smaller (about human height) and found closer to quarry sources.
The stone is part of a larger site that was mostly or entirely constructed in the same period. It stands adjacent to a shallow, rounded manmade pit buffered from erosion with brick walls, encircled by smaller horizontal slabs. A single circular slab is placed in the center, which is currently referred to as the sun stone. A nearby arroyo also shows signs of modification from the same period (beyond typical redirections for irrigation), diverting any potential floodwaters away from the site to prevent inundation of the pit.
The primary purpose of this stone and the site itself is recording the winter solstice. During the solstice sunset, the snake's cast shadow approaches and perfectly engulfs the circular slab at the center, appearing to devour it. The notion that the sun is eaten by a snake (either on the winter solstice, during total eclipses, or both) appears to have been a common thread in religious belief in the region. This notion is no longer held in the Wardi sphere (the night of the solstice is the sun's yearly death and total eclipses are a concerning premature and unnatural death) but still has linguistic traces, particularly in the word for total solar eclipses being a compound form of the phrase 'swallowed sun'.
Ownership of the site has changed hands numerous times over its history, but it has been in near-continuous use by all its owners as a place to observe the winter solstice and perform related rites. Virtually all proto-Wardi monotheist animist worldviews cast the sun (or sun + sky) as God and/or the source from which all beings emanate, and most considered the winter solstice to be an exceptionally significant (and potentially dangerous) moment in the year, as the time of the sun's dying and subsequent rebirth.
Within the faith of the 7-faced god, veneration of God has shifted to focus more upon the earth (with the sun as an Extension of the earth, all parts of God's body) but the winter solstice still retains extreme religious significance- it's used in part to determine the date of the new year (which occurs on the first new Nyaram moon on or after the solstice), and is still recognized as the moment of the sun's death.
The state cult of Inyamache currently maintains this site as part of the temple grounds and uses it to measure the winter solstice in the same capacity it has for millennia, using the total engulfment of the sun stone as the signal to begin their most important rites of the year. It is understood that it's at least Possible that the sun could fail to rise the next morning if proper action is not taken to ensure its rebirth.
The serpent stone stands in contrast to the brightly plastered and painted temple (and the other prehistoric slabs on-site that have received this treatment) in remaining unaltered in the modern era. The state cult holds that the serpent stone and its associated site was created by the first men, and considers the location and the serpent stone itself to be sacred and regulated by taboo. The only people permitted to enter the site and touch the stone are Etadinii priests (who cleanse it with water once per solar month). Solar eclipses (and subsequent misfortunes attributed to them) are occasionally blamed on trespassers.
#It looks a Little less phallic in context because half of the structure (the face visible here) is flat.#The reason you can tell that it's Not specifically intended to be a phallus (unless there were wildly different attitudes#towards depictions of genitalia here 2000+ years ago) is the fact that they would have absolutely zero hesitation in making it unambiguous#It would be much less pointy#Going into the highly visible traces of prehistory here. The big ones are pathway slabs + astronomical megaliths + lots of burial#cairn mounds. There's also some cave art and TONS of petroglyphs but modern day Wardi peoples also carve petrogylphs#for ritual or magical purposes and/or for fun so it can be difficult to distinguish very old ones from contemporary ones#Some Chenahyeigi speaking peoples have contemporary cave-art producing cultural practices (besides just For Fun) in veneration of#the goddess Od (who is usually considered to live underground) and as sympathetic magic to encourage the earth#to produce crops and sustain their livestock/wild game#The Cholemdinae people is the only one that still produces standing stones as a Practice (though usually MUCH smaller and#acquired close to the placement site) as trail markers and they maintain some of their own astrological sites#Also just note I retcon stuff A Lot as a matter of better fleshing out concepts and figuring out things don't work/would work better in#different ways so if you see me contradict myself just assume the newer information I give is the current canon#There's a couple retcons in here dropping for the first time I Think irt new years
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“turn that fat man into a woman” they said, and so i provided (she barely changed but but oughhhfhdjk i love herrrr)

#regretevator wallter#wallter#wallter regretevator#I LOVE WALLTERRRRRR#you can’t kiss a slab of concrete wtf ermmmmm idc imma keep slobbering over her flat face
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"That's not really a burger" "those aren't pancakes" "that's not lemonade" listen I know it's fun but at a certain point I think we're all just accept that regional language differences exist and we just don't use the same terminology for food sometimes and we're all going to survive that. Like. We'll be fine.
#a flat unleaved pancake that you roll up in a tube is a pancake in the UK#we have a day dedicated to them and we don't call it crepe day#not everything in a round bun is a burger but a slab of breaded chicken in a bun is a subcategory of burger#lemonade is fizzy sometimes#this is survivable I promise
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¹ i have mentioned this before but to recap: we have buried a lot of our pets in our backyard but they only have wooden signs with faded paint designating them lol So i want to use my clay to give them gravestones where i would engrave their information, use flower language to represent each pet, and also portray the pet itself. these would be flat slabs (aside from the sculptures if i go that route)
#to clarify this is actual clay that i would fire and seal not the air dry clay i have used in the past#personal#polls#the art chronicles#cw animal death#things to consider:#sculptures would be more enjoyable but also at more risk of damage than just a straight flat slab#ex. if someone steps on or kicks them 💀#this goes doubly for flowers as they would be smaller and thinner than the pet#i am not rlly concerned abt the pet figures in that regard they would be large enough that if anything did happen it could be#repaired easily enough i think#also to consider: just flat stone with engravings only would be more in line with a typical gravestone#also also to consider: despite this i really like sculpting animals lmao
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his ass is NOT helping!!!!
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#bwark#IM HOME. FINALLY#weird lying on a soft comfy bed for nearly two weeks and coming back to my concrete slab of a bed#my mom is meandering around my flat rn but when she leaves im gonna let myself finally process being away from wife again#and then im going to pass the fuck away
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I request flat lad

why of course
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thinking some silly thoughts about painting my bedroom door a fun colour or maybe even a fun design....
#also its like... not even a proper door its just a flat slab of wood with a handle#they also did that thing where they coated it in a disgusting amount of white paint like even the hinges like#girl i gotta do something about her.......#jade.exe
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the year was Two Thousand and twenty-five. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail
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Inspiration for a sizable, remodeled transitional kitchen pantry with a farmhouse sink, shaker cabinets, white cabinets, stainless steel appliances, and an island in a medium tone wood floor and brown floor style.
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Which reminds me: under-30's, on what surface do Kings Play Chess?
the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade
#also is there a leading S now?#Some Kings Play Chess On Flat Gray Stone Slabs?#Doomed Kings Play Chess On Firey Glowing Slabs?
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Designing with Flair: Harnessing the Power of Slab Doors in Interior Décor

Welcome to our blog dedicated to the chic and minimalist world of flat cabinet doors. In this space, we'll delve into the versatility and elegance of slab doors, both in interior design and specifically in slab door kitchen cabinets. Whether you're renovating your home or simply seeking inspiration, join us as we explore the beauty and functionality of flat cabinet doors.
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Flat cabinet doors, also known as slab doors, offer a sleek and contemporary look that's perfect for modern interiors. Unlike traditional raised panel doors, flat doors feature a smooth, uninterrupted surface that exudes sophistication and simplicity. We'll discuss the aesthetic appeal of flat cabinet doors and how they can effortlessly elevate any space.
2. Designing with Slab Doors in Mind:
When it comes to interior design, the choice of cabinet doors can significantly impact the overall look and feel of a room. We'll explore various design concepts and techniques for incorporating slab doors into your home decor. From creating a minimalist vibe to enhancing visual continuity, there are endless possibilities with flat cabinet doors.
3. Transforming Your Kitchen with Slab Door Cabinets:
The kitchen is often the heart of the home, and selecting the right cabinets is crucial for both style and functionality. We'll focus on the benefits of using slab doors interiors in kitchen cabinetry, including their clean lines, versatility, and ability to complement a range of design styles. Whether you prefer a sleek modern kitchen or a cozy farmhouse aesthetic, flat cabinet doors can provide the perfect finishing touch.
4. Choosing the Perfect Material and Finish:

Flat cabinet doors come in various materials, from wood veneer to laminate to sleek metals like aluminum. We'll guide you through the different options available and help you select the ideal material and finish for your specific needs and preferences. Whether you prioritize durability, affordability, or eco-friendliness, there's a slab door solution that's perfect for you.
5. Maintenance and Care Tips:
Keeping your flat cabinet doors looking their best requires some simple maintenance and care. We'll share practical tips for cleaning and preserving your doors, ensuring that they retain their beauty and functionality for years to come. From routine dusting to addressing spills and stains, we've got you covered with easy-to-follow advice.
Conclusion:
Flat cabinet doors offer a timeless yet contemporary aesthetic that's perfect for modern interiors. Whether you're updating your kitchen cabinets or revamping your entire home, slab doors provide a sleek and versatile solution that never goes out of style. We hope this blog has inspired you to explore the possibilities of flat cabinet doors and embark on your own design journey. Thank you for joining us, and happy decorating!
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