#frog header

[caramelhome]

˖⁺✶⋆♡.˚‧ i love my home

[artiemisia]

⊹ disney princess (logo) headers ɞ..

like or reblog if you save

don't repost

[coralcomputerfrog]

some of my fav frog headers

[paparoach]

There is a specific screencap I want to get of David.

[theoutslder]

LAYOUT

Tiny Tim, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy in The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992).

Please reblog + like if you use them.

Please credit this account with the username (theoutsider) wherever you use this edit.

[gods-favorite-autistic]

I’m trying to figure out which two Never Stop Blowing Up quotes to put in my bio and header, I think be kind rewind should be good for the header but I’m not sure, so far all I’ve come up with for the bio quote is “amateur Wendell Morris stan” (because I already have professional girlthing in there as well) so that’s going. Eh

[3cosmicfrogs]

This is really weird but every time I see you on my dash I think "who is this person??" so I go to check your blog and go "oooooh ok I know now" and then leave, refresh my dash and see your icon and posts again and go "Huh?? Whos that??" and the cycle repeats

akjdhgjhgkks is it the icon? its a bit small.... maybe i should build my brand but i dont want to

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

[gimmickchanger]

the-catfish Follow

Yeah, even though I ate them, I still ship them. It's a great enemies to lovers story. I can't wait to see what happens next. tbh... Kinda hoping they are polyam, if you catch my drift BUT DON'T TELL THEM. PLEASE.

A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Do I look like a fool?” said the frog. “You’d sting me if I let you on my back!”

“Be logical,” said the scorpion. “If I stung you I’d certainly drown myself.”

“That’s true,” the frog acknowledged. “Climb aboard, then!” But no sooner than they were halfway across the river, the scorpion stung the frog, and they both began to thrash and drown. “Why on earth did you do that?” the frog said morosely. “Now we’re both going to die.” 

“I can’t help it,” said the scorpion. “It’s my nature.”

___

…But no sooner than they were halfway across the river, the frog felt a subtle motion on its back, and in a panic dived deep beneath the rushing waters, leaving the scorpion to drown.

“It was going to sting me anyway,” muttered the frog, emerging on the other side of the river. “It was inevitable. You all knew it. Everyone knows what those scorpions are like. It was self-defense.”

___

…But no sooner had they cast off from the bank, the frog felt the tip of a stinger pressed lightly against the back of its neck. “What do you think you’re doing?” said the frog.

“Just a precaution,” said the scorpion. “I cannot sting you without drowning. And now, you cannot drown me without being stung. Fair’s fair, isn’t it?”

They swam in silence to the other end of the river, where the scorpion climbed off, leaving the frog fuming.

“After the kindness I showed you!” said the frog. “And you threatened to kill me in return?”

“Kindness?” said the scorpion. “To only invite me on your back after you knew I was defenseless, unable to use my tail without killing myself? My dear frog, I only treated you as I was treated. Your kindness was as poisoned as a scorpion’s sting.”

___

…“Just a precaution,” said the scorpion. “I cannot sting you without drowning. And now, you cannot drown me without being stung. Fair’s fair, isn’t it?”

“You have a point,” the frog acknowledged. “But once we get to dry land, couldn’t you sting me then without repercussion?”

“All I want is to cross the river safely,” said the scorpion. “Once I’m on the other side I would gladly let you be.”

“But I would have to trust you on that,” said the frog. “While you’re pressing a stinger to my neck. By ferrying you to land I’d be be giving up the one deterrent I hold over you.”

“But by the same logic, I can’t possibly withdraw my stinger while we’re still over water,” the scorpion protested.

The frog paused in the middle of the river, treading water. “So, I suppose we’re at an impasse.”

The river rushed around them. The scorpion’s stinger twitched against the frog’s unbroken skin. “I suppose so,” the scorpion said.

___

A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Absolutely not!” said the frog, and dived beneath the waters, and so none of them learned anything.

___

A scorpion, being unable to swim, asked a turtle (as in the original Persian version of the fable) to carry it across the river. The turtle readily agreed, and allowed the scorpion aboard its shell. Halfway across, the scorpion gave in to its nature and stung, but failed to penetrate the turtle’s thick shell. The turtle, swimming placidly, failed to notice.

They reached the other side of the river, and parted ways as friends.

___

…Halfway across, the scorpion gave in to its nature and stung, but failed to penetrate the turtle’s thick shell.

The turtle, hearing the tap of the scorpion’s sting, was offended at the scorpion’s ungratefulness. Thankfully, having been granted the powers to both defend itself and to punish evil, the turtle sank beneath the waters and drowned the scorpion out of principle.

___

A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Do I look like a fool?” sneered the frog. “You’d sting me if I let you on my back.”

The scorpion pleaded earnestly. “Do you think so little of me? Please, I must cross the river. What would I gain from stinging you? I would only end up drowning myself!”

“That’s true,” the frog acknowledged. “Even a scorpion knows to look out for its own skin. Climb aboard, then!”

But as they forged through the rushing waters, the scorpion grew worried. This frog thinks me a ruthless killer, it thought. Would it not be justified in throwing me off now and ridding the world of me? Why else would it agree to this? Every jostle made the scorpion more and more anxious, until the frog surged forward with a particularly large splash, and in panic the scorpion lashed out with its stinger.

“I knew it,” snarled the frog, as they both thrashed and drowned. “A scorpion cannot change its nature.”

___

A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. The frog agreed, but no sooner than they were halfway across the scorpion stung the frog, and they both began to thrash and drown.

“I’ve only myself to blame,” sighed the frog, as they both sank beneath the waters. “You, you’re a scorpion, I couldn’t have expected anything better. But I knew better, and yet I went against my judgement! And now I’ve doomed us both!”

“You couldn’t help it,” said the scorpion mildly. “It’s your nature.” 

___

…“Why on earth did you do that?” the frog said morosely. “Now we’re both going to die.”

“Alas, I was of two natures,” said the scorpion. “One said to gratefully ride your back across the river, and the other said to sting you where you stood. And so both fought, and neither won.” It smiled wistfully. “Ah, it would be nice to be just one thing, wouldn’t it? Unadulterated in nature. Without the capacity for conflict or regret.”

___

“By the way,” said the frog, as they swam, “I’ve been meaning to ask: What’s on the other side of the river?”

“It’s the journey,” said the scorpion. “Not the destination.”

___

…“What’s on the other side of anything?” said the scorpion. “A new beginning.”

___

…”Another scorpion to mate with,” said the scorpion. “And more prey to kill, and more living bodies to poison, and a forthcoming lineage of cruelties that you will be culpable in.”

___

…”Nothing we will live to see, I fear,” said the scorpion. “Already the currents are growing stronger, and the river seems like it shall swallow us both. We surge forward, and the shoreline recedes. But does that mean our striving was in vain?”

___

“I love you,” said the scorpion.

The frog glanced upward. “Do you?”

“Absolutely. Can you imagine the fear of drowning? Of course not. You’re a frog. Might as well be scared of breathing air. And yet here I am, clinging to your back, as the waters rage around us. Isn’t that love? Isn’t that trust? Isn’t that necessity? I could not kill you without killing myself. Are we not inseparable in this?”

The frog swam on, the both of them silent.

___

“I’m so tired,” murmured the frog eventually. “How much further to the other side? I don’t know how long we’ve been swimming. I’ve been treading water. And it’s getting so very dark.”

“Shh,” the scorpion said. “Don’t be afraid.”

The frog’s legs kicked out weakly. “How long has it been? We’re lost. We’re lost! We’re doomed to be cast about the waters forever. There is no land. There’s nothing on the other side, don’t you see!”

“Shh, shh,” said the scorpion. “My venom is a hallucinogenic. Beneath its surface, the river is endlessly deep, its currents carrying many things.” 

“You - You’ve killed us both,” said the frog, and began to laugh deliriously. “Is this - is this what it’s like to drown?” 

“We’ve killed each other,” said the scorpion soothingly. “My venom in my glands now pulsing through your veins, the waters of your birthing pool suffusing my lungs. We are engulfing each other now, drowning in each other. I am breathless. Do you feel it? Do you feel my sting pierced through your heart?”

“What a foolish thing to do,” murmured the frog. “No logic. No logic to it at all.”

“We couldn’t help it,” whispered the scorpion. “It’s our natures. Why else does anything in the world happen? Because we were made for this from birth, darling, every moment inexplicable and inevitable. What a crazy thing it is to fall in love, and yet - It’s all our fault! We are both blameless. We’re together now, darling. It couldn’t have happened any other way.”

___

“It’s funny,” said the frog. “I can’t say that I trust you, really. Or that I even think very much of you and that nasty little stinger of yours to begin with. But I’m doing this for you regardless. It’s strange, isn’t it? It’s strange. Why would I do this? I want to help you, want to go out of my way to help you. I let you climb right onto my back! Now, whyever would I go and do a foolish thing like that?”

___

A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Do I look like a fool?” said the frog. “You’d sting me if I let you on my back!”

“Be logical,” said the scorpion. “If I stung you I’d certainly drown myself.”  

“That’s true,” the frog acknowledged. “Come aboard, then!” But no sooner had the scorpion mounted the frog’s back than it began to sting, repeatedly, while still safely on the river’s bank.

The frog groaned, thrashing weakly as the venom coursed through its veins, beginning to liquefy its flesh. “Ah,” it muttered. “For some reason I never considered this possibility.”

“Because you were never scared of me,” the scorpion whispered in its ear. “You were never scared of dying. In a past life you wore a shell and sat in judgement. And then you were reborn: soft-skinned, swift, unburdened, as new and vulnerable as a child, moving anew through a world of children. How could anyone ever be cruel, you thought, seeing the precariousness of it all?” The scorpion bowed its head and drank. “How could anyone kill you without killing themselves?”

[kicksnscribs]

Saving these little guys so i can look at them later

[beaniebabs]

hey, don’t cry. silly frogs, okay?

[sillyfroggremlin]

your frog header made me laugh omg

IM HAPPY TO HEAR IT !!!

[jaitunapie]

ꜱᴛᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ

//Kang Haerin x Reader//univ!AU//short oneshot//

ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇx ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜꜱ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴ. ꜰᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴡᴀꜱɴ’ᴛ.

SYPNOSIS ! You’ve never missed a party. But when Kang Haerin—your best friend/fake girlfriend, and a total loser—cups your face and asks you to stay, how could you possibly say no????

WORD COUNT ! 2k TAGS ! Fake Dating, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Fluff & Tension, Light Angst, Nerd/Loser (idfk)!Haerin, Popular!reader, Subtle Jealousy. friends with benefits???, univ!au, fem!reader ofc, CUDDLESSS WARNINGS ! Mild suggestiveness, gay ahhahahah, idk how to write kissing stuff, kinda rushed but idc, Mentions of alcohol/partying,

AUTHOR'S NOTE ! ohmygoff guys i tried a different header style and i don’t like it but i’m too lazy to fix it 😭 anyway i got this idea from a tt i saw like a year ago lol

You’re sitting cross-legged in front of your vanity, lip gloss uncapped in one hand and your phone in the other. A stream of notifications rolls across the screen—texts from your friends about tonight’s party, someone asking if you’re bringing Haerin, and a single message from your ex that you’ve been ignoring all day.  

The girl behind you shifts on the bed, the soft glow from your LED lights casting faint shadows across her face. She’s still in her oversized sweater, the sleeves bunched over her hands, and her glasses are slipping down the bridge of her nose. Loose strands of hair frame her face as she watches you apply your makeup.  

“You’re really going?” Haerin’s voice is soft, almost hesitant. 

You meet her gaze through the mirror, “Yeah. Why, you gonna miss me?”  you joked

Haerin’s eyes drop to her lap, fingers tugging at the frayed hem of her sweater. “No.”  

You roll your eyes. “Liar.”  

She doesn’t answer, but you catch the way her lips press together.

Most people wouldn’t dare accuse Haerin of lying. Half the school is either intimidated by her or obsessed with her—the whole mysterious, nonchalant dreadhead vibe only adds to the appeal. She’s smart, always at the top of her class, but not in a try-hard way. It’s effortless for her.

At least, that’s what everyone else thinks.

You know better.

“awhh, you’re really not gonna miss me?” you tease, tilting your head.

Haerin’s mouth twitches, almost like she’s fighting a smile. She pushes her glasses up her nose with the edge of her sleeve. “Obviously not.”

Yeah. Sure.

The thing about Haerin is that she’s impossible to read—cold and quiet to most, yet with you, she’s something else entirely. A complete loser, really.

She’s obsessed with frogs. Like, weirdly obsessed. She has a whole album of frog pictures on her phone and once made you sit through a 20-minute Ted Talk about how they absorb water through their skin. And don’t even get started on the fish facts—Haerin has this habit of dropping random, useless knowledge on you at the worst times. (“Did you know some fish can change genders?” she once whispered during a math test.)  

And honestly—You find it kind of cute.

You twist around in your seat, setting your lip gloss down and leaning back on your hands. Haerin’s still looking down, her glasses sliding lower on her nose as she worries the edge of her sweater between her fingers.  

“You could come with me, you know.”  

Haerin scoffs, adjusting her glasses. “Why would I do that?”  

“Because,” you shrug, “it would make sense for my girlfriend to be there.”  

Haerin’s head snaps up, eyes rolling behind her lenses. “You’re really still going through with that?”  

You grin. “We already agreed, didn’t we?”  

“You agreed.”  

“Hey! You agreed too,” you remind her. “You were the one who said it’d be a good idea.”  

Haerin huffs, standing up and heading toward your closet.

The whole fake dating thing had been your idea. After your ex moved on a little too fast, you figured making her jealous was the obvious solution. And who better to rope into your ridiculous plan than your own best friend?

It worked maybe a little too well. Your ex definitely noticed, and Haerin played the part better than you expected. Too good, even. The way she held your hand, the way she looked at you like you were the only person in the room—it felt real.

Then your ex texted you she said she wanted to talk, maybe even try again. But you turned her down without hesitation and never mentioned it to Haerin.

And somehow, instead of ending the whole thing right there… you just kept going.

“Great.” You hum to yourself, picking up your brush again.

You hear Haerin rummaging through your closet, followed by the shuffle of fabric. When you glance back, you see her pulling on a blue flannel—and then… a baseball cap.

She adjusts the brim low over her face as she sits back down on the bed.

“You are not wearing a baseball cap to the party,” you arch a brow, grabbing your phone and a handful of makeup products as you walk toward her.

The girl on your bed leans back, tipping the brim upward slightly. “What’s wrong with baseball caps?”

“At a party? Everything.”

You toss the cap behind you and slide into her lap without thinking—an easy, familiar motion, like slipping into your favourite seat. Her hands instinctively hover at your waist, hesitating just for a moment before resting there, light but sure, as if they’ve done it a hundred times before.

“Let me do your makeup,” you say, grinning as you hold her chin between your fingers.

“What?” Haerin blinks, pushing her glasses up with her knuckle.

“You’ll look cute.”

“No.”

“Please?”

Silence. Which is basically a yes to her.

“Yay”

Her breath hitches when you push her glasses up onto her head. Her hands tighten on your waist—just slightly, just enough for you to notice.

You pretend not to.

She watches as you put blush onto her cheeks, her lashes fluttering when you swipe a soft stroke across her nose. When you lean in to do her eyeliner, your thumb resting lightly beneath her jaw, you feel it—the faintest tremor beneath your fingers.

“Sit still,” you murmur, leaning in to draw her eyeliner. Your left hand steadies her head, thumb resting just beneath her jaw.

Her gaze flickers up—not toward the mirror, but directly at you.

And now you’re close enough to see the gold flecks in her irises, the way her breath subtly hitches in her throat.

How is she supposed to stay still when you’re this close?

“There.” You smile, brushing your thumb lightly over the curve of her cheek. “Pretty.”

Though, you could’ve sworn you didn’t put that much blush on her…

Haerin avoids your gaze instead flicking toward the corner of the room

“Hm…wait.” You squint, studying her face. “You’re missing something.”

“Ah!...lipstick.”

Her gaze drops immediately to your lips.

You hum to yourself, twisting slightly as you glance toward the side of the couch, brushing your hand along the cushion in search of the tube. “Damn… I forgot to bring it over.”

You start to push yourself up — but before you can move, Haerin’s hands shift at your sides, her fingers brushing lightly over your waist like she’s steadying you.

You blink. “Haerin?”

Her cheeks are bright pink, her breath shaky. For a moment, it feels like time slows. The warmth of her hands bleeds through your shirt, and you’re close enough to see the quick rise and fall of her chest.

And then her hands slide up, cupping your face, her thumbs skimming over your skin.

Your breath stutters.

She hesitates, eyes flicking down to your mouth, then back up—like she’s waiting for you to stop her.

You don’t.

And then, softly (almost shyly) Haerin kisses you.

Your breath stutters as her mouth moves hesitantly at first—like she’s bracing for you to pull away. But you don’t. Your hands curl into the fabric of her flannel as she leans in deeper, her thumb brushing over your cheekbone.

“Problem solved,” she whispers.

-

You’ve always gone to the parties.

Seriously—always. If there’s a party happening, your name is on the guest. People expect you to be there. You have a reputation for it, being the life of the party, the one who knows exactly where the good drinks are, who’s sneaking into the pool after midnight, and which couple is probably going to break up by the end of the night.

Skipping a party? That’s not really your thing.

So when Haerin asks, “You’re really going?” it’s not a weird question. Of course you’re going.

Or… you were.

Your lips are still tingling when Haerin pulls back, just barely, her face hovering so close that you can feel her breath against your skin. Her glasses have slipped down her nose again, and her hands are still cradling your face like she’s afraid to let go.

Your heart is pounding. Actually, pounding might be an understatement —it’s doing backflips and somersaults and possibly breaking Olympic records right now.

“Now, Stay,” Haerin whispers.

Your eyes widen. “Wha—”

She leans in again, a soft kiss against the corner of your mouth this time. So soft you barely feel it, but it sends a hot spark shooting down your spine.

“Stay,” she says again.

You’re starting to feel dizzy. “Haerin—”

Another kiss—this time against your jaw. Her lips linger there for a second longer than they should, and you swear you feel her breath hitch against your skin.

In Haerin’s head, everything’s loud and quiet at the same time.

This wasn’t supposed to happen. It wasn’t real. Just a dumb plan to make your ex jealous. That’s what Haerin had told herself, over and over, every time you held her hand in public, every time you leaned into her side, every time someone called her your girlfriend. It was supposed to be harmless.

But somewhere between the ice cream dates and the way you smiled at her, it stopped feeling fake.

She should pull away. She should stop.

But she can’t.

Because the truth is, Haerin doesn’t want it to be fake anymore.

“Stay.”

Your brain is short-circuiting. Haerin’s hands slide from your cheeks to the back of your neck, her fingertips pressing lightly into your skin.

What the hell is happening right now??

Her lips brush the tip of your nose next —so soft it almost makes you laugh if you weren’t so busy trying not to combust.

“Stay.”

Her voice is steadier this time — more sure of itself.

You can’t breathe. Your hands are gripping the front of her flannel now, your knuckles white from how hard you’re holding on.

Her lips press lightly to the side of your neck next, just below your ear. Warm. Careful. She pulls away slowly, like she’s testing the reaction—and oh god, if your face gets any hotter you’re going to actually catch fire.

You can’t move. Can’t think. Can’t do anything except sit there, wide-eyed and very much on the verge of collapse.

Haerin tilts her head, brushing her lips over yours one more time—so soft and slow that it feels almost dreamlike. And when she pulls back, her eyes are dark behind her glasses, her cheeks flushed.

“Stay,” she whispers.

And then-

“...Please?”

Your whole body jolts like someone just hit you with a defibrillator. Haerin’s hands are still cupping the back of your neck, her forehead pressed against yours. Her lips are parted, her breath coming out as shaky.

Your mouth opens and nothing comes out. Your heart is beating so loud you can’t even hear yourself think.

“Uh—”

Haerin’s eyes flick to your lips again— and for a second, you think she’s going to kiss you again 

“Okay,” you breathe.

You don’t even know if you said it out loud or just thought it, but Haerin’s face relaxes, the corners of her mouth twitching upward.

And just like that

This was the first time you didn’t attend a party.

_______________

Your phone buzzes from where it’s balanced on the edge of the couch. You reach for it, trying not to disturb Haerin—who is currently asleep on top of you, her face buried in the crook of your neck, her arms lazily draped around your waist.

You squint at the screen. Hanni.

You sigh and swipe to answer the call, careful to keep your voice low.

“Hello?” you whisper.

“DUDE, WHERE ARE YOU?” Hanni’s voice is practically vibrating through the phone, loud enough to make you wince. You can barely hear her over the sound of music thumping in the background.

“I’m… not coming,” you murmur.

“What?!” Hanni’s voice sharpens. “What do you mean you’re not coming? Are you sick???”

You open your mouth to respond, but then Haerin shifts, her arms tightening slightly around your waist as she nuzzles closer. A soft hum escapes her lips.

And suddenly, you can't think of a single reason to leave.

“…I just don’t feel like it,” you say, your voice barely above a breath.

“You don’t feel like it?” Hanni scoffs. “Girl, Since when?”

You hesitate, shifting your phone to your other hand. Haerin shifts too, her breath warm against your neck. You don’t dare move, the same way you’d stay still if a cat had settled in your lap.

That’s when Hanni’s gaze sharpens. Her eyes narrow as she squints at the screen.

“Wait… why are you whispering?”

“I—”

Her gaze drops. Her eyes widen.

“Wait.” Hanni leans closer to the camera, her brows furrowing. “Are those—”

You frown. “What?”

“Y/N.”

“What??” you panic.

“Are those lipstick marks?”

Hanni’s eyes nearly pop out of her head. “IS THAT HAE—”

You hang up.

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hey guys...i may have a dani version of this if anyone’s interested😈😈

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[markkiatocafe]

hihihi can i request “coming home” prompt with johnny pretty please 🥹🥹 i love your writing sm!! 🩷🩷

coming home

a short story with johnny of nct 127

𐀪 warnings: mentions of food & drinks multiple times (pie, steak, & reader has an unnamed drink), weirdly existential little child (😭), johnny kisses under your ear kinda, i def overused commas in this but oh well </3

𐀪 synop: johnny’s family can be a little… much, but you still think you’ll fit right in.

𐀪 pairing: she/her!reader x nonidol!johnny

𐀪 w.c: 865

𐀪 a/n hihiii!!!!! oml thank you so much!!! that means sm to me i’m so glad you like it ☺️ i hope you enjoy this one :33 it’s a bit longer than my usual works so i hope it’s still good!! also what do we think abt the frogs in the header……i couldn’t find any good pngs so 💔

after being with johnny for almost 9 months now, you were bound to meet his family. well, the time had come. there was a family dinner happening, and johnny insisted you come, so here you were.

you took a step into his parents’ house, carrying a pie you baked a few days beforehand in your arms, johnny holding the door open for you. his mom was the first person you saw, standing in the kitchen that was right across the front door, her eyes lighting up when they met yours. there was already quite a few people there, chattering flowing throughout the house. his mom specifically ran up to you, seeing you needed a little bit of help and decided to take the most motherly route possible, taking it for you.

“oh, welcome in, dear! lemme take this for you… make yourself at home!” she yelled the last part as she carried the pie to the kitchen.

you nodded, taking a few more steps in, looking around and really taking in the place. it was everything johnny described, a childhood family home to a t. the warm lighting, the slight smell of nostalgia, it had it all.

“wow…” you exclaimed, johnny coming up behind you and throwing his arm around your waist, sporting his iconic grin. “this is where it all started, my true home, if you will.” he said, his voice a bit more soft and thoughtful than usual.

just then, a little kid appeared in front of you. he looked about 5, just staring a hole in you. at first, you jumped back a bit, but then you let out a soft laugh, tilting your head. “um… hi?” your voice tilted up like a question. the kid didn’t respond, just looking over at johnny and narrowing his eyes.

“you got a girlfriend?” the kid asked, crossing his arms and huffing, almost as if he was annoyed.

johnny’s fingers curled around your waist, touch light but silently asking you to “come with him” sorta vibe. you obliged, walking over to the living room, where you both sat down on the couch. “what was that all about?” you asked, letting out a chuckle.

“my little cousin. he’s young, like, 4? he’s kinda… odd. if you answer a question from him, he’ll never stop asking more until you answer how the universe was made.” 

so, yeah. that was your first introduction to the suh family. the little kid was a bit weird, but his mom seemed like a very sweet lady, especially with how he talked about her even prior to you meeting her. you just hoped dinner would go smoothly, too.

a little while later, after everyone had arrived with their foods, you were all sitting at the dinner table, johnny on your left, his aunt on your right, and his mom across from you. you were munching on a piece of the steak his mom made when his aunt spoke up, looking over at you. “so, how long have you two been together again?” she asked, her eyes flitting between you and johnny.

“9 months,” you spoke up, still chewing, causing a laugh from johnny, swallowing before retrying. “sorry, we’ve been together 9 months.”

his aunt raised her eyebrows, humming and nodding. “so, has he been treating you well? he hasn’t said anything too stupid yet, right?” she asked, her voice lighthearted but curious. it was a little confusing to you, shouldn’t families usually be worried about how they’re is treated, not you? either way, you answered, nodding.

“very. i mean, he hasn’t said anything stupid. he’s treated me really well. he’s very sweet, and i can tell that comes from you guys.” you complimented sweetly.

his mom spoke up from the other side of the table, “good. if he didn’t treat you well, i would have to get on him. you seem like a very sweet girl, i wouldn’t be standing for that.” she stated, a smile on her face. you let out a soft giggle. you couldn’t help it, i mean, being defended over him by his own family was funny but nice. johnny, meanwhile, threw an arm over your shoulders.

“i treat her like the royalty she is.” he remarked, leaning over and pressing a kiss below your ear, resulting in a pink to creep up your cheeks that you had to ignore for now. for the sake of your dignity, at least.

“does he cook for you?” his dad spoke up, an eyebrow raised. you nodded, picking up your drink and taking a sip before responding. “mhm, he cooks me soup a lot.”

his mom smirked, looking over at his dad and nudging him in the side with his elbow. “i told you! i knew our son had my culinary skills,” she said, to which his father groaned, rolling his eyes playfully and taking a bite of his food. “i think he got ‘em from me,” his dad retorted, earning a laugh from multiple people at the table, and a few “you wish!”’s.

overall, johnny’s family was fun. that cousin was a bit off putting, but other than that, fun. it already felt like a second family to your own, of sorts.

[bluejutdae]

General masterlist for series and blurbs. For the fake texts and solo fics, follow the links.

Fake texts masterlist

Solo and text fics masterlist

Series ->

Stray Kids saying I love you without saying I love you: Chan, Minho, Changbin, Hyunjin, Jisung, Felix, Seungmin and Jeongin.

best friend Stray Kids saving you (or being saved by you) from a bad date | Chan , Minho, Changbin, Hyunjin, Jisung , Felix, Seungmin, Jeongin

Confessing to a discouraged / frustrated (etc) Stray Kids: Chan, Minho, Changbin, Hyunjin, Jisung, Felix, Seungmin, Jeonogin

Stray Kids as… ->

Stray Kids as specific types of tea

Stray Kids as very specific vibes

00 line as silly frogs | Hyunjin, Jisung, Felix, Seungmin

Stray Kids as Romantic Clichè Scenarios

Stray Kids as University Courses I'd create based on them

Stray Kids as colors

Stray Kids as Hozier songs

Stray Kids as types of Boyfriends

Stray Kids as dads

Stray Kids + … ->

Stray kids + handjobs

Stray Kids + washing each other’s hair

(Headers and dividers from saradika-graphics)

[willofthequill]

Hi there! I'm Witch! Welcome to my manic mish mosh! Here you will find my fanfics and also get to enjoy (and probably be traumatized by) the weird (and very horny) stuff that I share!

Below the cut you will find my Masterlist. All links will take you to my AO3. It is organized by fandom. For specific fandom click on their links to see all related works. SFW (🧁) + NSFW (🔞) ratings and pairings are listed for each fic. Series and Multi-Chapter fics are labeled as such. (Click on their links to see all works related).

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Fandoms I currently write for: Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) and Demon Slayer (KNY)

Other Fandoms I have works for: Fairy Tail and Buddy Daddies

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WillOfTheQuill Complete Master List:

Jukutsu Kaisen (JJK) Fics

Satoru Gojo

Kintsugi (Satoru Gojo x Y/N - NSFW - Winner of 100 shares poll) 🔞

Ryomen Sukuna

On Going Series! Daddy Duty (All of my Dad!Sukuna and Mouse's Mini-Verse works in one location! Dad!Sukuna x Y/N - SFW) 🧁

Chance Encounter - Series-Parts 1-3 (Sukuna x Y/N - NSFW) 🔞

For Better and For Worse (Sukuna x Y/N - NSFW) 🔞

But When It Comes To You (Sukuna x Y/N - NSFW) 🔞

My Monster (Sukuna x Y/N - NSFW - Kinktober 2024 - Day 2 Prompt: Monster)🔞

Spoiled (Sukuna x Y/N - NSFW - Kinktober 2024 - Week 3 Prompt: Massage)🔞

Stoned and Boned (Sukuna x Y/N - NSFW) - NEW 1/19/2025🔞

Demon Slayer (KNY) Fics

Kyojuro Rengoku

We're Gonna Fly To The Sun (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N - New Baby Fluff- SFW) 🧁

New Update- 5.11.2025- The Crone of Purgatory (Kyojuro Rengoku x Bri Tsugikuni - High Fantasy witches/were species- will have NSFW Content - Multi Chapter- Available Now: Ch 4/10) 🔞

I Will Wait For You (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N- ANGST & NSFW) 🔞

Shining Starlet (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N- NSFW)🔞

Gratitude and Gratification (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N- NSFW) 🔞

Carnal Delights (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N x the Uzuis - NSFW) 🔞

Mistletoe and Idle Hands (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N- NSFW)🔞

The Sweet or The Spicy (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N- NSFW) 🔞

Red Light Special (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N- NSFW) 🔞

Five Seconds (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N- NSFW) 🔞

What He Likes (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N- NSFW) 🔞

Stress Relief (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N - NSFW) 🔞

Challenge Accepted (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N - NSFW) 🔞

Safe In The Arms Of Love (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N - NSFW) 🔞

Hot For Teacher (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N - NSFW)🔞

The Frog(tied) Princess (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N - NSFW - Sequel to Hot For Teacher but can be read alone)🔞

Grown Up Birthday Blues (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N - Happy Birthday, Kyojuro! - NSFW)🔞

Wildfire (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N - NSFW)🔞

Fools Rush In (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N - NSFW) 🔞

Love At First Bite (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N - NSFW - Kinktober 2024 Day 1: Vampire) 🔞

The Reward (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N - NSFW - Kinktober 2024 - Day 18: Free Use)🔞

The Battery Incident (Kyojuro Rengoku x Y/N - NSFW - Kinktober 2024 - Week 4: Mutual Masterbation/Toys) 🔞

Paused - Modern Muses ( Kyojuro Rengoku x Bri Uzui -Yakuza AU - will have NSFW Content - Multi Chapter- Available Now: Ch 2/?)🔞

Paused - Forever In Love (Kyojuro Rengoku x Female OC - Kimetsu Academy AU - Contains NSFW - Multi-Chapter) 🔞

Paused - Twin Flames (Kyojuro Rengoku x KNY OC, Rengoku Demon AU - NSFW - Multi-Chapter)🔞

Sanemi Shinazguawa

But What If You Did? (Sanemi Shinazugawa x Y/N- Angst &NSFW) - (Sequel to 'I Will Wait For You' but can be read as a stand alone one-shot)🔞

The Best Present (Sanemi Shinazugawa x Y/N - Happy Birthday, Sanemi! - NSFW)🔞

Accidentally Happily Ever After (Sanemi Shinazugawa x Y/N Surprise Pregnancy - NSFW - Three Chapters- Completed) 🔞

Say It (Sanemi Shinazugawa x Y/N - NSFW)🔞

A Cure for Restlessness (Sanemi Shinazugawa x Y/N - NSFW) 🔞

Temptation - (Sanemi Shinazugawa x Y/N - NSFW - Kinktober 2024 Day 3: Costume) 🔞

Shinjuro Rengoku

A Father's Love (Shinjuro Rengoku x Y/N - SFW) - Head cannons about Shinjuro getting a 2nd chance 🧁

The Shy Guy (Shinjuro Rengoku x Y/N - NSFW) 🔞

Buddy Daddies

Bitey Daddies (Vampire AU- SFW)🧁

I'm no hero, and I'm not made of stone (Kazuki Kurusu x Rei Suwa - SFW)🧁

I Choose You (Kazuki Kurusu x Rei Suwa - SFW)🧁

Jump Around (Rei Suwa - SFW)🧁

The Diabolical Grandpa (Kazuki Kurusu x Rei Suwa SFW)🧁

Fairy Tail

Erza Scarlet

A Game of Facades (Erza Scarlet x Jellal Fernandes - Evil Erza AU- Event: Fairy Tail Reverse Bang 2022 - CW: implied sexual content)🧁

3G: Gay Girls Ghost Hunting (Erza Scarlett x MiraJane Strauss - for the Fairy Tail Reverse Bang 2022- SFW)🧁

Laxus Dreyar

The Little Spoon (Laxus Dreyar x Orga Nanagear - SFW)🧁

Electric Love (Laxus Dreyar x Freed Justine - SFW)🧁

Sting Eucliffe and Rogue Cheney

The Story Of Us (Sting Eucliffe x Rogue Cheney- SFW - Series has been completed )🧁

A Little Bit Older On This Roller Coaster (Sting Eucliffe x Rogue Cheney NSFW)🔞

Groomzilla (Sting Eucliffe x Rogue Cheney NSFW)🔞

You're the night, You're the light (Sting Eucliffe x Rogue Cheney NSFW)🔞

Totally Worth It (Sting Eucliffe x Rogue Cheney NSFW)🔞

Simply Eerie-sistable (Sting Eucliffe x Rogue Cheney - Halloween - NSFW)🔞

Sex For Breakfast (Sting Eucliffe x Rogue Cheney NSFW)🔞

Feel The Beat Of My Heart As The Count Down Starts (Sting Eucliffe x Rogue Cheney - New Years - NSFW)🔞

The Sweetest Taboo (Sting Eucliffe x Rogue Cheney x Yukino Aguria- NSFW)🔞

Stingue Event: Shadowlight Week (2021 and 2023)

Lost and Found (Sting Eucliffe x Rogue Cheney - SFW - first meeting - Shadowlight week -Day 1- First-2021)🧁

Anything For Love (Day 1 -Dare- Sting Eucliffe x Rogue Cheney - SFW- 2023)🧁

The Monster Mash (Day 2 - Thrill/Undress - Sting Eucliffe x Rogue Cheney - NSFW)🔞

Showtime (Day 3 Prompt - Watching - Sting Eucliffe x Rogue Cheney NSFW-2023)🔞

Lion Bears, Bugs and Potions OH MY! ( Day 4 - Monsters/Potions - Sting Eucliffe x Rogue Cheney - SFW-2023)🧁

In Your Love (Day 5 - Sweet/Spice - Sting Eucliffe x Rogue Cheney - SFW- 2023)🧁

Fairy Tail x OC (All of my Fairy Tail x OC works. There are one shots and multi-chapter works. These are all from my very early days in fic writing. I may revisit these someday. Sting Eucliffe x Rogue Cheney x OC, Rogue Cheney x OC, Sting Eugliffe x OC - NSFW)🔞