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transformers smut writers are cowards for making their genital situation resemble a humans at all
#think of the intimacy of the machinary#think beyond fuckin. dicks and vaginas they're both gross#get weird with it please#please people capitalise on the intimacy of showing ur partner ur spark. your soul your LIFE#nobody cares about your robot dick please#<- by that i mean me i dont care#this post is extremely out of left field for me#However#i just dont gaf about robot dick theres so many opportunities#just. literally the intimacy of anything under the outer plating#UGH#i love you fic authors i promise you're doing gods work#<- all of them not just smut#i dont even read that much smut#because its BORING and GROSS#sorry#my asexual ass 💀#transformers#immediately forgot all the tags ever#whatever#saymbles
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
#book 24#the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this#greatest hits#all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way#and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs#a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls#not exactly war crimes but Ok#sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys#can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird….#if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head#please be normal#will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny#legendary warrior
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man I can't believe SM sacrificed himself for PV at the end of Beast Yeast
#caption is a joke please do NOT actually sacrifice sm i Will cry#my art#monosart#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#crk#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#shadowvanilla#puremilk#pureshadow#kpop demon hunters#kpop demon hunters spoilers#< adding just in case since it is a scene redraw#sorry if the lighting & shading is weird. i still suck at rendering 👍#not quite as happy with how sm looks in the first one. the victim of being sketched first & before i locked in 😔#someone else probably couldve done a better job at this than me#but the idea has been plaguing my brain ever since i watched the movie#and i needed to get it out so i can go and work on all my other projects#finishing this caused sketchbook to corrupt for a bit & stress me out but its all good now
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Part 1/2 NEXT
Uhhhhh... A comic? Like a big ol' comic??? I don't even know, friends, I don't know how to colour and/or draw comics. I'm just living my best half-assed artist life ✨ Also sorry if my writing is messy ✨
Anyway, this comic is kind of a branch off of the comic I posted a WIP of a bit ago. Long story short, Leo has big insomnia™ and instead of lying awake all night he tends to use the time for more useful things. Like checking on his dearest brothers!
Poor Raph has nightmares, but usually keeps them to himself. However, he's been more comfortable talking/crying about his issues with Leo bc he managed to convince Raph that, as a leader, he needed to be aware of his team's headspaces... Or something idk just go with it.
Anywayyy the next part is where Leo checks on Mikey and Donnie sooooo stay tuned!
#leo has insomnia and loves his brothers#is it weird that they take their clothes off to get ready for the day??#leonardo hamato#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#i have no ability to draw bgs#please i know its been years but revive the show#rise leo#rottmnt fanart#tmnt#raphael hamato#rise raph#rottmnt comic#tcest dni#hurt/comfort#seriously please ignore the backgrounds#lttrottmntp comic#the unicorns name is Bartholomew thanks for asking
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Gorgus dangerous woman ♡
|COMMISSIONS OPEN!!|
#fanart#artist on tumblr#bsd#bungou stray dogs#文スト#Kouyou Ozaki#Ozaki Kouyou#bsd kouyou#Im struggling people. Not because of art#But because my laptop broke#I am having to use a old laptop. Im talking wndow 7 old...#Life been fucking my ass with a chainsaw but we keep going#Please if you can donate to my Ko-fi or commission me i would appreciate it greatly#I will open a new slot for doodle like chibis for $3 dlls see if i can get something#At least a funny bit of this thing is that i have to send my process on a chat with my boyfriends to check colors#cause color pixels are so different from old computers to current ones lemme tell ya that#fucking me up but my beloveds are having fun seeing my coloring process as i go insane /pos#I have other pieces coming up too. Haven't post them cause im in a weird mental state but i will post them between this weeks or days#My Chuuya plushie is what's keeping me going#I know i sound insane but im stable. Trust
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Columbo and the Knight (1984)
put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.
Autism W!
#columbo#knight rider#art#michael knight#kitt#comic#highlight reel#crossover#telebeast#there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public#this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy#if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo#this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them#niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet#not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao#stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio#cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps#this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march#is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool#ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN#COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page#i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier#action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write#more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3#there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty#i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes#the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔
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Into the pit Jeff and Mike finally sleep together in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#mike schmidt#fnaf jeff#fnaf oswald#abby schmidt#into the pit#they are the same guy your honour#two sleepy dudes doing their absolute best#please let them have one good nights sleep#Mike finally has competition of being the most tired#it’s actually really funny how similar they are#just in details of being both scruffy and weirds everyone out etc#they’d get along I know it in my heart#Oswald and Abby would be able to clock it too#it’s funny in my last comic with Jeff people were already saying he looks like Mike#so of course I’d have to draw them meeting#shout out to sleepy guys gotta be one of my favourite genders
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a new star
#i been thinkin about the asteroid again#i think about the asteroid a lot more than i think is normal#like just the complete randomness of it and how everything changed in literally the blink of an eye#like the dinoss rules the fucking earth and probably still would if space had just been a little bit different#how long did it take the asteroid to reach us#at what point was the impact inevitable#like these sound like scientific answers but i need you to know these are questions that my soul wants answered in poetry#yes the math is cool but can i talk about what tragedy looks like melted into the earth#how power and pain and mourning but also change and new life and a future were embedded in a layer of iridum that spread around the planet#can we talk about how looking at the layers of the earth is the most physical type of time travel there is#can i please talk about that layer of pain#can i mourn when i see it#or am i just a weird kid crying when i look at rocks#ALSO. was parasaurolophus alive when the asteroid hit? i dont think so#but it's too late#yall get to suffer with me#dinosaurs
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you always land on all fours
#umineko#umineko spoilers#ikuko hachijo#ikukos turn for a more serious piece... the old man has reigned for too long#now. INCREDIBLY LONG INCOHERENT TAGS RANT INCOMING FAIR WARNING HAS BEEN GIVEN:#it makes me so so sad how little discussion there is about specifically ikuko because imho she fits so neatly into a lot of the more#overarching Big Themes of the game in a way that i have not ever really seen people take notice of or point out in a meaningful way#like even just off of the top of my head. the significance of names and what it means to go by a name that's Not Yours (she has like 4+)#what it Means to be a witch how it represents a person's deepest insecurities and flaws & how its at its core a coping mechanism#the fact that it takes two to create a universe and trying to do it on your own anyways has the capacity to bring you intense misery#^ (how she's shown to be extremely dismissive of her own work and skill until a collaborator comes into her life and helps/encourages her)#and even the family/patriarchy/misogyny stuff that is so prevalent in the rest of the game comes back around to her. even her Only Friend#(young&stupid atp to be fair) remarks that shes Weird for being unmarried + the little she does say about her past invites the question of#to what extent her self-image stems from her family deeming her a freak outcast & effectively disowning her while celebrating her brothers#and i have lot in my mind about the witch thing specifically because i think her particular situation is very reflective of what umineko's#entire magic system and fantasy facet as a whole is meant to represent for an individual. from what little we see of (what is presumably)#her Real personality she is shown to be deeply self conscious in a way that is JARRINGLY diametrically opposed to both 1.) what we see in#featherine and 2.) what we see when she is acting as a Public Figure. because both of the above are very much purposeful acts that she is#putting on in order to obfuscate her true self. and i have always been very resolute & adamant about not totally equating her to featherine#not only because im very firmly in the camp of “featherine is the avatar of the Pen Name & tohya is part of her too” but also very much b/c#i feel very strongly that the stark differences between the two are very centrally relevant to her character & her psyche. as is the case#with most other witches featherine's personality traits serve to reveal/magnify a lot of ikukos inner workings by playing on her#insecurities/reversing them e.g. ikuko being very quick to downplay her skill/achievements becomes featherine being the COMPLETE opposite#to the point where she barely registers even other witches as living beings rather than just fun touys. BUT even though i do champion the#ikuko/featherine separation so hard i ALSO think it is purposefully relevant that at first glance the line between them seems so blurry#her introduction implying a more nebulous separation between her reality/fantasy counterpart is i think is an intentional move on her part#like it is part of the front she is putting up when acting as the Author. as opposed to Ikuko the person who we (in a way ironically very#similar to the way that the Real Battler is presumably only shown during the boatscene) only very briefly get to see take up screentime#which even on a meta level lines up very well with her apparent underlying nature as a like. extremely private largely reserved/shy person#hit tag limit but if by some miracle anyone is still reading this thank you... please see ikuko with the love she deserves... ok ily byeee
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Clawing, scratching and pulling at my face the suits jaws and screaming “HELP ME!” as if I am the victim.
#insert ‘but nobody came’ from undertale#I never know what to put as the caption 😭#feels weird just leaving it blank though#so you get this#fnaf#springtrap#William Afton#my art#magma art#yeah I think I’m just gonna slowly start posting older art until I finish my WIP#ive been staring at this post for too long. please take this off my hands
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So a lot of Danny Phantom fics use the idea that at least some ghosts are kind-of-personifications of concepts, like time.
I purpose a DCXDP AU where Gotham gains a new ghost, Robin. Not the ghost of Jason, or Stephanie, or Damian or anyone else who died, but the personification of Gotham City's residents' perception of the hero. He is very much his own person, yet also a mix of all of them, but with some civilian opinions tossed in for spice.
Now Bruce has to adopt another child but this one is somehow much more complicated. He won't ever grow up, he can't really go to school or live a normal life. Crime fighting is literally his entire reason for existing. In the beginning he struggles with being his own person.
And he doesn't see Bruce as his father, no that title falls to Batman. Yes, Robin is aware Bruce is Batman, but to him Bruce is the persona, no matter how many times people try to explain that this isn't true. The same can be said for the others. Dick isn't his brother, Nightwing is.
#they would all struggle to deal with him but they would also all love him. their weird little brother <3#robin gets a ghost but not batman because the people of gotham know that robin has died and another took his place#and these kinds of ghosts are made from human perception so that matters#has this been done yet? if so please link me!!!#batman#batfam#bat family#dc robin#bruce wayne#dc comics#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dc x dp prompt#dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc au#dp#danny phantom#gotham city#ghost robin#my post
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so uhhhhhhhh. not to be cryptic and bitchy on main but congratulations to everyone in my messages for like 5 months on being right i guess
#ramble#ughhhhhhhhhhhh ok so#i will delete this later bc idk if this person has tumblr and i genuinely mean no ill will i just need an outside opinion#i vented about it on my close friends story already but i need like. a neutral party#i won't say their name but if you're on other socials you probably know who it is#basically for a while i've been getting messages saying 'this person has hacked your art style' or 'is REDACTED your alt account'#and in the beginning there were like. similarities? but nothing i could really claim and also i don't want to accuse someone of theft#like i don't own any stylistic choices or anything. i've used things from other artists i like. honestly it's kind of flattering#and we are actually really friendly in DMs now and we even joke about it. we message eachother any time we get a comment about it#i made a joke literally 2 weeks ago about how we're two different people i swear#but after adding some Very specific things to my art (like the paper texture/hatching/shiny lighting). they also added them#and i gave them the benefit of the doubt bc i don't like to believe anyone has bad intent with stuff like that. and i've done the same obvs#but recently they dropped some tav lore and it was. basically a panel for panel copy of one of my cyra comics down to the HAND PLACEMENT#and obviously i don't own the Bitch Mother trope or anything but it's just. mmmmm it makes me feel weird#idk it just feels like it's gone a bit far now and i'm not sure what to do about it#like you would think after we became moots they would get scared and stop but i think i was too openly trusting and they just kept going#recently someone on THEIR PATREON thought they were me and they weren't even one of mine (which by itself is funny but. y'know)#i don't want to call anyone out or upset anyone bc it only causes more problems but like. i Know. and idk if they should know that i know#maybe i'm just stupid idk i really trusted that it wasn't happening but it is and i don't know how to feel#hONESTLY I'M JUST MAD THAT I CAN'T DO ANY MORE CYRA LORE NOW BC PEOPLE ARE GOING TO ACCUSE **ME**#also PLEASE do not witch hunt this person i want to deal with this as quietly as possible#i really felt like i was in the twilight zone or just being paranoid so i had to ask
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draw astarion's face for me >:) go my scarabs!
(get silly with it)
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It's Yana Toboso's birthday! (January 24, 1984)
Yana forgot her birthday this year...

... so there's even more reason to congratulate her and celebrate!
Some trivia:
She chose her penname "Yana Toboso" to indicate what kind of manga she wanted to create: Because there are so many mangas whose central themes are dreams, hope, friendship, and love, she wanted to make a manga whose focus is the opposite. "Yana" derives from "iya" (unpleasant, detestable, disagreeable; here: unpleasant/nasty child), and "toboso" is meant to signify importance: a "toboso" is a cavity in the frame of a door used as part of a pivot hinge; as doors wouldn't work without hinges, hinges are important objects. "Yana Toboso," therefore, is meant to mean "the hated/bad child is in the middle" (憎まれっ子がど真ん中にく る). (Character Guide, page 146)
Yana once stated that Ciel resembles her the most out of her characters. (Character Guide, page 147)
*cough* Obviously.
Exhibit A:
(Downstairs with Kuroshitsuji VII, from Volume 17)
(Chapter 76)
Exhibit B: The iconic Pancake Saga from 2018!
Yana's grandmother encouraged her to become a mangaka, and her mother pushed her to submit her work to a publisher when she was 20. Both have since passed away. (sources: akumadeenglish, The Japan Times)
She is a fan of the band L'Arc-en-Ciel (source). HYDE, the vocalist of that band, wrote the opening for Season 5. Yana was obviously very happy about that!
Yana contemplated making "fluffy spin-offs" to Kuroshitsuji, e.g., "a gourmet manga featuring the canteen of the Shinigami dispatch association HQ, or a manga where the Indian butler cooks curry or the black butler makes sweets, or where the servants make small discoveries." However, she dropped those ideas because her "fluffy concepts" kept becoming ominous after a few chapters. (source)
Kuroshitsuji was not meant to be set in 19th-century England from the beginning. Mr. K and the chief editor eventually suggested England as the setting. Yana, who did not know much about England (and could not find many materials early on; source: Downstairs with Kuroshitsuji II in Volume 2), especially not about 19th-century England, and did not believe the manga would be a hit anyway, then cooked up the wonderfully anachronistic Volume 1. Since then, Yana has become more knowledgeable about Victorian England, got a historical advisor (Rico Murakami) who also, sometimes, translates sources for her (source: Downstairs with Kuroshitsuji Special in Volume 15), has been (re-)learning English, and visited England twice. The manga has, thus, become significantly more historically accurate over the years. Still, as it's a fantasy manga, Yana likes to incorporate anachronistic elements for story purposes (e.g. Grim Reaper tech and possessions, Wolfsschlucht) anyway (or simply because she wants to; e.g. the idol groups, I suppose). Anachronisms have, thus, shifted from accidental to deliberate.
Sebastian's mobile phone will be forever iconic, but it has been retconned for over a decade now.
And The Wild Earl lost more than his head was cancelled when all TVs were thrown out of the continuity with the end of the Indian Butler Arc (TVs are last mentioned in Chapter 23).
May we learn many Victorian things alongside Yana in the next years too!
(Downstairs with Kuroshitsuji II, Volume 2)
And may she have a happy, restful birthday so that she doesn't forget it again^^' (And the best of health^^)
#kuroshitsuji#black butler#yana toboso#sebastian michaelis#ciel phantomhive#happy birthday!#(I think I will continue making these kinds of posts)#(they are fun to make - and there aren't many kuro-related birthdays too...)#eh - adding a weird German birthday song in honour of S5 here too:#'hoch soll sie leben - an der Decke kleben! runterfallen - Popo knallen - so ist das Leben!'#('high may she live - get glued to the ceiling! falling down - ass cracked - life's like that!)#(please don't ask me what that means - I don't get any of those birthday songs >.<)#birthday posts
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MAKNAE LINE CORE cr. @jung-koook
#jungkook#taehyung#jimin#park jimin#kim taehyung#jeon jungkook#maknae line#bts#btsedit#btsgif#bangtan#bangtanedit#vminkook#gif#userkelli#usersky#annietrack#userdimple#raplineuser#tuserandi#rjshope#useremmeline#usermaggie#dailybts#we don't question!!!!!!!!!#we just accept it 😔#i want a maknae line pile PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME GET THEM 😭#i wanted to make this set for so long... i knew it would look weird#but i did it anyway because#they're literally my everything
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really whats interesting to me is that if u stay involved in a fandom long enough u get an evolution of scrolling from: ooh! - ooh! - ooh! - OH i didn't realise this was a trope - ooh! - OH - ooh! - ooh!!
to smth more like: read that - read that - oh LOOK it's my mutual - omg that one looks SO GOOD i love the trope subversion - wrote that - read that - oh my friends have been screaming about this one - wrote that - oh LOOK it's my mutual - read that - FRESH MEAT LETS GO SAY HELLO and its
SO beautiful and joyous. being a member of a community is fun!!!!! being so familiar with a tiny corner of the internet is fascinating!!!!! seeing the connections between yourself and other people is crazy cool!!!! we're all here on the web page together!!!! i see you and i love you!!!!!!
#dont ever let anyone make u ashamed of ur interests and ideas ok? ok. we're all here to have a good time#communities are how humans work. its like anything. choirs and group gardens and team sports. and fandom. we're pack animals really#anyway all this to say i value ur presence. dont ever be discouraged. i love that i get to grow alongside this community.#and ps. irl mutuals. just like. feel free to block tags. you dont have to read all my silly posts if you dont want to.#and if you do want to for some reason! hi! please observe how brave and chill about letting u see my tumblr blog i am! (:#because although i DO want to hide in case u think im weird... i also believe what im saying... passion and enthusiasm is the way to go#being genuine and true to myself is so so important. and right now i genuinely happen to be super duper invested in a zelda fancomic. as#insane as that sentence is. anywyayyyy TAG RANT SORRY EVERYONE <3#u kno me i liek to tag talk#being vulnerable is scary etc etc#linked universe#<- normally i wouldnt maintag but like. wanted to inject some positivity onto peoples dashes or whatever#idk how maintagging works honestly 😭#🐝#delete later#ao3#technically. idfk#fandom#?#idk
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