#goblin things

[furbiesbeansandbones]

This account was always sponsored by the woods. I don’t even know where you thought I was posting from (hint: it was the woods)

[theadhdgoblin]

[one-sleepy-dragon]

things you can do as a goblin in the modern age:

treat AI like you would shapeshifters. look out for the warning signs. avoid engaging with them as much as possible. if you can't avoid them, don't trust them

thrift and repurpose whatever and whenever you can

educate yourself on what edible, medicinal and otherwise useful plants you can grow in your habitable space (especially if you've been forced to become an urban dweller)

educate yourself on what tiny little critters are actually positive for your living environment (for example: how to identify non-venomous spiders that actually contribute to pest control, so you don't accidentally kill or disturb them)

treat bureaucracy as you would malevolent fae. learn your loopholes. memorize the wording that will get you off the hook. follow the letter and not the spirit of the law. let them tie themselves into knots with their own rules and procedures

your workplace is the ideal place for mischief; hinder the powerful and support the powerless. learn who is affected by your tricks and plan accordingly

treat ads as you would sirens: don't listen to them and get out of there as fast as possible

claim what little power you have. decorate yourself however you want to. adorn your lair until it feels like home. sleep as much as you can. adjust your diet to feel alive. drink water and listen to music and remember to write by hand. find the magic in the ordinary

[falloffthegriid]

[hobgobknowsbest]

GORGEOUS

"The Protector", a mother centipede pendant designed and glass blown by Jessica Tsai

[averyroundtoad]

Don’t care, didn’t ask, plus your mushroom hat is embarrassingly small.

[the-radio-rental]

always excited about what i might find in the forest

[magpie-the-goblin-girl]

I’m obsessed with the way op phrase things, I thoroughly enjoy these tales of bilberry adventures

The treasures of the wild (berries) have no price, but they do not come without cost. The forest accepts no money, I paid for these berries with a pint of my own blood (the mosquitoes fucking got me).

[fettfleisch]

my connection to the moon is my butt

[hobgobknowsbest]

[ilivethegoblinlife]

Embrace the moss

Or the moss will embrace you

[magpie-the-goblin-girl]

I made a thing… it makes really satisfying clinking noises

[theadhdgoblin]

[lightaphorism]

I really like barn owls

[morbid-flesh-angel]

I need a friend who gives me little trinkets and doesn’t mind my goblin habits

I want someone to go stargazing, cryptid hunting and foraging with

I need someone who enjoys my company and doesn’t mind my little ramblings about music and nature

[kittenwitch0]