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affluent-havoc · 1 year ago
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here's what the og sketch was
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also tried a more weathered and discolored version for fun. ah, blending modes my friends! ^v^
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sysig · 6 months ago
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No go on please (Patreon)
#Doodles#Pokemon#Larry#Kabu#Firebland#Silverstreakshipping#Can't listen - the cuteness must be observed with 100% focus#Only does this like a dozen times before getting himself under Slightly better control lol#Kabu's the cutes who can blame him for being a bit smitten every once in a while#I'm decently pleased with how he turned out here as well :) Both of them really!#Finally starting to get a handle on Kabu's shirt#Details details details#Oh and an offhand of calling Larry as Aoki instead just to see how I feel about it - he suits both! I like Kabu's choice of honourific hehe#Both of theirs! The way it reflects their ages and how they feel about each other ♪ Expectations and respect and ahh#It's nice#What is Kabu talking about? Training? Obviously something Larry only kind of cares about or else he'd be actively listening lol#Has his own subjects that get him fired up! Just not this one lol more fun to just watch him <3#It's fun because Kabu's having fun ♪#It's only fair! Kabu listens to him talk excitedly about the things he likes - share that stage and enjoy the enthusiasm#Passion can be very enticing hehe#Sighed just a little too wistfully - sounded like boredom but no! Enjoying himself in a way Kabu didn't quite intend lol#Followup questions are very important just too distracted haha#Just needs more practice is all hehe surely he'll improve if he keeps at it he's a great study#Kabu's tutelage would deliver impressive results for sure! Hehe#Gotta learn how to spoil him properly ♪
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gale-force-storm · 1 year ago
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I absolutely adore that vintage chocolate ad that's been making the rounds and just had to do a version with Gale and my Tav, Morrigan
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punkkture · 7 months ago
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{ mdni } wc: { 455 }
when you’re tired and all you wanna do is sleep but for some reason it just won’t happen. simon’s got you covered — he knows you’re hazed out and starting to get cranky.
he knows just the thing to get you all tired and ready for bed. your back up against his chest in the comfy covers. you feel him shift his boxers.
“want me t’help, baby?” he’ll coo to you quietly.
his hips already rutting up into you from behind. you give him a tired nod and he doesn’t waste any time ripping off those panties. they only get halfway down your thighs before his leaking tip is prodding at your unprepared hole.
a gentle whine lets him know that won’t work so he takes two of his large fingers and shoves them into your warm and velvety mouth — getting it all nice and wet, taking them straight back down to your cunt.
your little bit of spit mixed in with his precum was just right. he slides in perfectly. a tired and exhausted whine leaves your mouth. your body moving in the gentle pace of his hips pressing against yours. the fat of your ass kissing his soft abdomen with each thrust.
“ahh you’re always s’ warm ‘n tight for me baby” he groans against your ear and you can practically see his lazy smile.
he’s keeping his pace steady and easy for as long as he can. he knows it’s wearing you out, even if you aren’t doing anything. it takes a lot out of a body to deal with simon’s cock. he feels for you, he really does, poor baby just wants to go to bed.
placid whimpers start leaving your mouth closer together and he knows you’re gonna cum. so he picks it up a little — letting your cunt tighten around him and flutter on his thick cock as you finish. of course, the gentleman he is praises you through it.
“my good baby — my sweet girl . . feel so fuckin’ good” he grunts a little more rough. he empties out into you a few pumps later. the hot ropes of his cum still spurting out against your walls. it’s like your cunt was made to milk him.
feeling so much better now that he knows his baby is tired enough to get some sleep, and that hole is filled up with him. simon doesn’t pull out — he doesn’t even finish taking off your panties that are still roped around your thighs. he put you to sleep, now he’s gotta get some rest too . . . nothing makes him feel more at home than being shoved all the way into your cunt as his eyes drift closed and soft snores start leaving his mouth.
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so fucking tired rn wish he would appear and help me out this is bullshit
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nerdygirlramblings · 6 months ago
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couldn't stop thinking about omegaverse and my spitfire soldier and got this
Ghost first notices you training rookies. He didn't expect anyone else in the gym this early and is surprised to see a whole squad on the mats. He watches a soldier get taken down in a grapple in under a minute and hears your voice ring out, "That shite is gonna get you hurt in the field. Ya gotta find a way to block 'is scent! You don't think an alpha will use any advantage God gave them in battle? Ya gotta be smart!"
He sticks around a bit longer and notices two other rookies whose stances would lead to injury. He's about to step over and fix it himself - he doesn't want someone hurt because of an easily corrected issue - when you zero in on the two he was watching. You correct them in a similar manner to the first. "Nooooo. Only do it like that if you wanna go home in pieces, yeah? Ya need ta carry your weight like this." You show them both the correct way, reaching over and bodily adjusting them when you need to.
He's impressed with your style, so different from the way others would simply shout and demean. It reminds him of Price. He inches his way around the edge of the room, hoping to smell you and is disappointed to see the scent blockers on your neck as he gets close.
A few days later, Soap runs into you on base. Literally. He's out for an early morning run and sees you through the trees ahead of him. He likes how graceful you look cutting across the trail. He stays behind you for a bit, downwind to try and catch your scent. When he can't smell anything but the natural scents around you, he lengthens his stride to pace you.
He pulls up next to you and sees the scent-blocking patches on your neck and wonders if you're trying not to spook anything in the woods. You flash him a smile and he swears his heart stutters. He hasn't been this quickly smitten with someone since he met Ghost.
You run along with him, and he can tell from the amount of sweat soaking your shirt you've been at this for a while. As the route loops back towards the main part of base, Soap cuts left to his barracks and notices you continuing on. He decides to test a hunch, so he takes the fastest shower and is back out watching the trailhead ten minutes later.
Sure enough he sees you come up the path and take another loop. Your stamina is impressive. He has nothing to do, so he casually leans against the wall and watches you pass by two more times before finally coming his way. "Nice form," he calls as you pass, and you flash him another bright smile and wave as you head to your barracks.
Gaz finds you on the shooting range. It's early, and he thought he'd be the only one practicing. He's checking out his weapon for the morning when he hears three different pop pop pops in quick succession. Looking up, he's surprised to see one soldier - you - making their way back and forth between three different lanes.
He grabs his equipment and starts working over towards an empty stall on your left, passing all three of the lanes you're working. He notes a standard Glock 17, a L129A1 sharpshooter, and an SA80 weapon. He glances at your targets and is a little shocked to see the tight groupings at both the head and center mass of each one. You can handle all three weapons with equal skill, something he hasn't seen in too many people not in SAS. He looks over your uniform and nothing indicates if you're on another task force yet.
It's finally Price who brings you up to the team. He's heard whispers of you across base since you were transferred there a month ago. When he hears about you, it's either with awe or derision. You're an omega.
Omegas have only been cleared to serve in active duty for a few years, and there's still a lot of prejudice against them. Some of the upper-level alphas don't like how good you are. Others are impressed but nervous due to your secondary gender.
Most military packs exist without an omega, or if they have one, it's an omega in a civilian position or not involved with the military at all. The 141 has never had an omega, and until you it wasn't something Price even considered. Price wants you on the 141 for all the things that make you a good soldier. He has no idea what bringing an omega on will do. So he decides to talk to his pack about it.
He calls everyone into his office and starts by showing them your picture. He's a bit surprised to see all three men react. Ghost leans forward, Soap breaks out in a grin, and Gaz sits up straight in his seat. The room starts to smell subtly of woodsmoke and cold ozone; the boys are interested already.
"She's new on base," Price starts, "but she's already made a name for 'erself."
"I can understand why," Gaz says quietly. "Saw her on the range a few days back, and Cap, I haven't seen groupings like that since our last qualifier."
Ghost nods. "Knows 'er stuff, tha one," he tells Price. "Watched 'er handle a green batch, musta bin right after she got 'ere, and she reminded me a' you."
Soap is practically bouncing in his seat as he tells them about running with you and how it made his beta feel.
"So it sounds like yu'd all be open to me makin' an overture," Price says. When the others nod, he drops the last bit of information, the one he's sure will send some shockwaves. "She's an unbonded omega."
The shift in the room is palpable. Subtle interest becomes full-blown arousal, the air thickening with the scent of pine and linen. "I dunno what it'd mean if she joins us, but we gotta consider courtin' 'er might be a thing."
He looks at his men, his pack, and closes with, "If we do this, an' do it right, she'd be ours." The avarice in Soap's eye, the interest in Ghost's, the admiration in Gaz's convinces Price this is the right thing to do.
All that's left is to introduce himself and make his intentions known.
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pucksandpower · 6 months ago
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Love at First Wink
Charles Leclerc x medical student!Reader
Summary: in which Charles can’t wink, you think he might be having a stroke, fans (and media) notice something strange, and your love story is immortalized through Reddit posts
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u/LordPerceval · 16h
How do I learn to wink without looking like a weirdo?
Alright, so I’m 27M, and for some reason I’ve never really figured out how to wink without looking like I’m having some kind of muscle spasm or, I dunno, an awkward twitch. Like, I see people do it in movies or just casually, and it always looks so smooth and effortless. But when I try, either both of my eyes close (which, yeah, not a wink) or I just look like I’m really struggling.
It’s honestly starting to bug me because it would be nice to be able to wink in a fun way, like in a “just playing around” or “gotcha” kind of moment. But instead, I avoid it completely because I’m scared I’ll make things super weird or uncomfortable.
So, how does one go about learning how to wink properly? Is it just a practice thing? A facial muscle thing? Am I overthinking it? Any tips are appreciated, even if they seem basic. Thanks in advance!
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u/SmoothOperator · 15h
Ah, the ol’ wink struggle! Don’t worry, man, you’re not alone. First thing you gotta do is RELAX. If you’re overthinking it, your whole face gets tense and that’s what makes it look awkward. Try it in front of a mirror, and focus on just casually closing one eye without squinting or forcing it too much. It’s more about a light, quick gesture than a full-on eye close.
And yeah, it’s 100% a muscle thing, so if it feels weird, it’s probably because your face isn’t used to it yet. You’ll get there with some practice. Also, remember, winks aren’t meant to be perfect. They’re supposed to be playful and a little subtle. Don’t go for the exaggerated “movie star” wink, just keep it light!
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u/awkwardpenguin · 13h
I totally feel you on this. I’m 24F and still can’t wink without looking like a malfunctioning robot. I found it helped to practice with only one side of my face in the mirror first. Maybe try winking with your left eye only for a while, get that one down, and then see if the right side follows?
Also, don’t overthink it too much! Sometimes a half-bad wink can be charming if it’s done in the right moment. Shows you’re not taking yourself too seriously!
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u/TheRealMaverick · 12h
Dude, it’s just like learning to snap your fingers. Some people just get it, and some people gotta work on it. I couldn’t wink for years without looking like I had something in my eye. My advice: watch yourself in the mirror and do it slowly at first. Get the feel of which muscles you’re using. Start by squinting a bit with both eyes, then try to isolate one. Once you get it down slow, speed it up.
Also, fun fact: some people can only wink with one eye and not the other. So if your right eye’s just not cooperating, maybe you’re a left-eye winker!
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u/CouchPotatoSupreme · 10h
Haha, I went through this same struggle. My trick was to add a little smile to the wink. It somehow makes the whole thing look more natural and less like you’re trying too hard. Plus, smiling relaxes your face, so the wink looks smoother. Try it next time you practice!
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u/theeyeguy · 9h
It’s all about muscle memory, man. The more you do it, the more natural it feels. I recommend winking at random stuff when no one’s around — like your TV, the microwave, whatever. You’ll build up the muscle coordination without feeling weird about it. Eventually, your face will stop fighting you, and you’ll just be able to fire off a wink like a pro.
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u/ActuallySocrates · 7h
Are you maybe closing your eye too slowly? A lot of people mess up winking because they think it’s a slow, exaggerated thing. But the trick is to make it fast and subtle. You want it to be quick, almost like a blink but with only one eye. If you’re dragging it out, you’re probably straining the muscles too much, which makes it look awkward.
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u/Pizza4Breakfast · 6h
Honestly, just own it. I can’t wink either, but I found that the more I tried to force it, the worse it looked. So now, when I attempt to wink and it looks ridiculous, I just laugh it off and it becomes this goofy thing instead of a weird thing. Sometimes confidence is half the battle, even if you’re failing at winking.
Good luck, dude!
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u/UnmedicatedStudent · 9h
WIBTA for telling a stranger I think he might be having a stroke?
So, this is a bit weird, but I’m a 24F med student (just started my clinical rotations), and I’m currently studying at this cafe. There’s this guy sitting at a table directly across from me, maybe mid-to-late 20s? And for the last 30 minutes or so, his left eye has been twitching a lot. At first, I thought it was just one of those random muscle twitches that we all get, but it’s been consistent. It’s actually kind of intense, and he keeps rubbing his face like it’s bothering him.
Here’s the thing: as a med student, I know that eye twitches can be totally benign, but I also know they can sometimes be signs of something more serious, like a stroke or some kind of nerve issue. I keep debating whether I should just casually go up to him and be like, “Hey, not to freak you out, but I’ve noticed your eye twitching for a while now. I’m a medical student, and you might want to get it checked out, just in case.”
BUT I’m also aware that I could come off as a complete weirdo. Like, maybe he’s just stressed or tired, and here I am, a random stranger diagnosing him in a public place. I don’t want to embarrass him or make him anxious over nothing, but I also feel like I’d be an AH if I don’t say something and there actually is a problem. What if it’s a mini-stroke or something and I just sit here doing nothing?
So, WIBTA if I go up to him and suggest he sees a doctor?
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u/DrCoffeeAddict · 8h
NTA. I think there’s a way to approach it without making him feel super uncomfortable. Maybe go with something like, “Hey, I’m a med student, and I’ve noticed your eye twitching. It’s probably nothing serious, but I just wanted to mention it because sometimes it can be a sign of something that should be checked out.” If you keep it casual and friendly, most people would probably appreciate the concern rather than be freaked out.
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u/ItsNotABug · 7h
Agreed. NTA. If it were me, I’d rather someone point it out than have it potentially be something serious and not know. It’s all about the way you frame it. I mean, worst-case scenario, he’ll just laugh it off and say he’s been staring at his laptop too long. But best case? You could be catching something early. Definitely worth a try.
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u/ChillZebra · 5h
Soft YTA if you approach it the wrong way. I can see how he might feel embarrassed or weirded out if a stranger suddenly tells him his eye is doing something abnormal, especially in a public setting. I’d probably feel a little awkward. BUT if you go in with tact and don’t sound too alarmist, you could be doing him a huge favor. Just keep the conversation light!
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u/Caffiend · 4h
As someone who deals with chronic eye twitches (thanks, stress and caffeine), I’d probably be more embarrassed than anything if someone approached me about it. That said, I’d still rather know if it could be something serious. Maybe wait until he’s leaving, so you don’t put him on the spot in front of a crowd, but I’d say go for it. You’re NTA.
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u/LizzyBizzy · 2h
NTA! I think people overestimate how much others will be embarrassed by stuff like this. You’re coming from a place of concern, and if you’re polite and kind about it, I doubt he’ll be offended. If he is, that’s more on him than you. You’d probably regret it more if you don’t say anything and keep wondering if you should’ve.
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u/AllergicToYourDrama · 1h
Honestly? YTA. Look, I get it, you’re a med student, and you’re probably hyper-aware of stuff like this. But coming up to a stranger and telling them their eye twitch might be a medical emergency is a good way to freak someone out. He’s probably just tired or stressed. I’m not saying you should ignore it, but there’s a fine line between concern and overstepping boundaries.
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u/UnmedicatedStudent (OP) · 52m
I was worried someone might say this 😅 I don’t want to seem like I’m stepping into “know-it-all med student” territory, but yeah, it’s hard to shut off that part of my brain sometimes. I know I could be totally overreacting, and it’s probably nothing … but part of me would feel guilty if I didn’t at least mention it. Thanks for the input!
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u/PeachyKeen · 59m
NTA. I think the key is to not come across like you’re diagnosing him. Just be casual about it, like, “Hey, I’ve noticed this, and it’s probably nothing, but just in case, I thought I’d mention it.” If I were in his shoes, I’d appreciate someone saying something, especially if it’s coming from a med student who might know more than me about what to look out for.
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u/TheRealDeal · 49m
NTA. He’s probably just had too much caffeine or is stressed, but it’s nice that you’re concerned. Worst case, he thinks you’re a little awkward, but hey, that’s better than potentially missing a serious medical issue. You can’t control how he’ll react, but you’re not an AH for caring.
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u/DefinitelyNotASurgeon · 43m
NTA, but definitely approach with caution. Maybe frame it as more of a “Hey, this might be nothing, but I’m a med student, so I tend to notice stuff like this …” That way, you’re not jumping straight to “I think you’re having a stroke” but still letting him know it might be worth getting checked out.
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u/ItsNotThatDeep · 39m
YTA for even thinking it’s a stroke, lol. Just kidding! Seriously though, NTA if you do it politely.
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u/LordPerceval · 8h
[UPDATE] Tried learning to wink — got mistaken for having a stroke. But hey, I got a date!
So, a few days ago, I made a post here asking for tips on how to wink without looking like a malfunctioning robot. Well, I took all your advice, and I’ve been practicing … a lot. Maybe too much.
Fast forward to today: I’m at a cafe, sitting alone, just trying to sneak in some subtle winks at my reflection in the window (you know, totally normal behavior). I’m really focusing on trying to get one eye to close without the rest of my face getting involved. After what must’ve been 20 minutes of this, I notice this woman a few tables over, kind of looking at me, but I figured she was just judging my weird wink practice session.
Next thing I know, she walks over, says, “Hey, I don’t want to alarm you, but I’m a med student, and I’ve been watching your eye twitch for a while … I think you might want to see a doctor in case you’re having a stroke.” 😳
I nearly died from embarrassment right there. I had to explain that I wasn’t having a stroke, I was just trying to learn how to wink. She laughed (thankfully) and admitted it was an honest mistake, given how badly my face was contorting.
But here’s the plot twist: she’s actually gorgeous and super funny. After a bit more chatting, she gave me her number, and we’ve got a date this weekend. So, while I still can’t wink without looking like I’m in serious medical distress, I somehow managed to score a date out of it. Silver linings, right?
Thanks to everyone who gave me advice! I may not have mastered the wink, but I think things worked out anyway 😂
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u/SmoothOperator · 7h
Dude, this is the best possible outcome from this situation. Not only did you not have a stroke, but you actually got a date from it? That’s a win. Don’t even bother learning how to wink anymore — you’ve already peaked.
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u/awkwardpenguin · 7h
I AM DYING. This is hilarious. Honestly, I think this proves that failing spectacularly can sometimes be the most charming thing in the world. Good luck on the date, and please don’t try winking at her during dinner 😅
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u/theeyeguy · 6h
LMAO. As someone who’s been mistaken for having a stroke because of stress-related eye twitching, I feel this deeply. But I’ve never gotten a date out of it. Well played, my man. Well played.
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u/Pizza4Breakfast · 5h
This might be the best “I tried to wink and failed” story I’ve ever heard. Seriously though, props to her for actually coming up and saying something. It could’ve been worse — imagine if she just stared, unsure if you were in the middle of a medical emergency.
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u/TheRealMaverick · 5h
The wink failed, but your awkward charm succeeded! Honestly, I think you should lean into this. Go to the date, don’t even bother trying to wink, and just tell her the story again. If she was into it the first time, she’s probably going to love it even more when it’s an inside joke between you two.
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u/CouchPotatoSupreme · 4h
Okay, but can we just take a moment to appreciate that she approached you because she was genuinely concerned? That’s the kind of girl you want in your corner. Also, now you have the perfect “how we met” story. Future wedding speech material, just saying 😉
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u/DrCoffeeAddict · 3h
I have secondhand embarrassment but also secondhand joy for you. Sometimes life is better than any awkward wink could ever be. Good luck on the date, and hey, maybe you don’t even need to master winking anymore if you’ve already won her over.
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u/WinkFailSurvivor · 2h
This whole thing is perfect. I, too, have struggled with the dreaded “failed wink,” but I never thought it would lead to a date. I think you’re onto something here … maybe awkward winking is the new dating strategy?
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u/ActuallySocrates · 2h
Wait … so, your face-twitching efforts actually led to a potential relationship? This might be the greatest accidental rom-com moment ever. Well done. Keep us updated on how the date goes, but for the love of all that is good, don’t wink at her again unless you’ve somehow mastered it in the meantime.
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u/MedStudentCrush · 1h
As a fellow med student, I know she was probably embarrassed too after realizing you weren’t having a medical crisis. But the fact that she still gave you her number means your sense of humor (or tragic winking) really worked. You’re NAILING it, man.
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u/UnmedicatedStudent · 7h
[UPDATE] WIBTA for telling a stranger I thought he was having a stroke because of an eye twitch? Well, now we’re going on a date.
Hey everyone! So, a few days ago I made a post asking if I would be the AH for telling a guy I thought he was having a stroke because I saw his eye twitching for like half an hour at a cafe. I’m a med student and my brain just could not ignore it. I was really worried that I might embarrass him or make things awkward if it turned out to be nothing.
Well … update time.
I actually went up to him and casually asked if he was feeling okay because I noticed the twitching. Turns out, he wasn’t having a stroke (thank god), but what he was doing was practicing winking. I’ll let that sink in. He was practicing winking at his reflection. In a cafe. For half an hour 😂
We both started laughing, and honestly, I was super relieved it wasn’t a medical emergency because I was prepared to call an ambulance or something. He explained that he’d been trying to learn how to wink for a while but couldn’t get it down, and I guess I just caught him mid-“training session.”
Here’s the fun part: after we laughed it off, we ended up chatting for a while. He’s actually really sweet and has this kind of goofy charm. I gave him my number, and now we have a date lined up for this weekend 😳
So, not only did I not make him panic about his health, but I also apparently picked the right guy to (wrongly) diagnose. I’ll keep you all posted if it leads to anything, but for now, we’re both just laughing about the most awkward way to meet someone.
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u/DrCoffeeAddict · 7h
I AM DEAD 😂 You’re telling me you went over to check on a potential medical emergency, and it turned into a rom-com meet-cute? This is the best outcome possible. Can’t wait to hear how the date goes!
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u/SmoothOperator · 6h
As the guy who gave him advice on winking in his original post, I just want to say: I feel partly responsible for this love story. I’m so glad his tragic winking attempts paid off in the end, even if it wasn’t in the way he intended.
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u/awkwardpenguin · 6h
THIS IS AMAZING. I read both your posts and now I feel like I’m watching the awkward wink romance saga unfold in real-time. You’re officially in the running for the best “how we met” story of all time 😆 Good luck on the date, and please let us know if he tries winking at you (but maybe tell him to hold off for now, lol).
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u/LizzyBizzy · 5h
Honestly, this just proves that the best way to get a date is to pretend you’re having a medical emergency 😜 But seriously, I love how this turned out. Sounds like he’s a good sport, and you’re a hero for not freaking out. Hope the date goes well!
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u/Pizza4Breakfast · 4h
Okay, I’m following this story like a serialized drama. I just read his update about you thinking he was having a stroke, and this is all too perfect. You both sound like such good sports about the whole thing, and I’m crossing my fingers that this ends up being a great first date! I’d pay to watch this rom-com, tbh.
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u/ItsNotThatDeep · 4h
So you’re telling me this guy tried to learn how to wink, failed so hard at it that it almost got him medically evaluated, and then still managed to get a date out of it? This man is living on another level of charm 😂
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u/ActuallySocrates · 3h
If you two get married, the wedding speeches are going to be incredible. “I thought he was having a stroke, turns out he was just practicing winking.” I can’t stop laughing at how absurdly perfect this situation is. You might as well stop looking, you’ve found the one.
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u/DefinitelyNotASurgeon · 3h
This might be the greatest series of posts I’ve ever seen on Reddit. First, the guy’s terrible winking attempts, now your heroic intervention that turns into a date? I’m invested in this. Please, please update us after the date. I need closure on this modern love story.
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u/CaffeineAndAnxiety · 2h
I feel like this is a public service announcement for all med students: don’t assume every eye twitch is a stroke, sometimes the guy’s just trying to wink 😂 But seriously, this is adorable and you handled it perfectly. Hope your date goes well!
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u/NoGuyNoProblem · 1h
This is amazing. The fact that you were so ready to step in and save the day, only for it to turn into this hilarious and kind of romantic story, is just too good. I really hope he doesn’t try to wink at you during the date though — that might be a dealbreaker.
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u/ChronicFailSurvivor · 1h
OMG, I just read both your post and his, and this is now my favorite Reddit love story. Please let us know how the date goes. I kind of want to see him attempt another wink, just to see how bad it still is 😆
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u/tifositruther · 14h
Why does Charles Leclerc’s eye always twitch when he hugs his girlfriend after a podium finish?
Okay, this has been bugging me for a while, and I’m hoping someone here can explain it because I haven’t seen anyone talk about it (or I’ve just missed it).
Whenever Charles finishes in the top 3 and goes to hug his girlfriend along the barriers where the team stands, I’ve noticed that his eye does this weird twitching thing? It’s super subtle, but it’s like a half-blink or something with one eye. It’s definitely not him just being emotional or sweaty, because it happens EVERY time. At first, I thought it was just a one-off, but now I can’t unsee it.
Is it just me, or does anyone else see this too? Is it like a weird superstition or just some involuntary thing? I’m genuinely curious, and it’s getting harder to watch his post-race celebrations without focusing on his twitchy eye.
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u/FerrariBoi · 13h
Dude, I’ve noticed this too! I always thought it was just him being super emotional or tired after a race, but now that you mention it, it really is every time he goes to hug his girlfriend. Now I can’t stop wondering what’s up with it either 😅
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u/SmoothOperator55 · 12h
I’m not 100% sure, but I think it might be some kind of superstition or inside joke between him and his girlfriend? Charles is a pretty sentimental guy, so it wouldn’t surprise me if this is some sort of cute thing they do. Or maybe he’s trying to wink and it’s just … not working?
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u/FerrariFaithful · 10h
I can’t believe I’m reading this post because I thought I was the only one who noticed that! It’s like a half-wink, half-blink, and I’ve been trying to figure out if he’s doing it on purpose or if it’s just nerves. Now I’m convinced there’s some weird Leclerc tradition we’re missing out on.
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u/NeedMoreDownforce · 9h
Honestly, I bet it’s just some post-race exhaustion thing. These guys are going flat out for nearly two hours, so I wouldn’t be surprised if his muscles just spasm a little bit after all that. But if it is some superstition, I want to know more because that would be hilarious.
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u/Charles4Prez · 6h
Oh man, I totally know what you’re talking about. I’ve noticed it every time he’s on the podium and it’s always when he hugs his girlfriend! If this is just him being tired, that would make sense, but it low-key feels like it’s some sort of wink. Either way, it’s oddly charming 😂
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u/GP2EnginePlease · 5h
LMAO, I’ve seen this too! I figured he was trying to wink but failing miserably at it because his face is always red and sweaty from the race. But if this is some kind of secret “thing” between him and his girlfriend, I’m here for it. F1 drivers and their quirks, man.
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u/Turn13Messiah · 4h
If this is a wink attempt, then Charles needs to work on his technique ASAP. But honestly, it’s probably some goofy little tradition they’ve got. Maybe he does it to signal something only they know, and we’re all just sitting here clueless 😂
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u/BoxBox · 3h
I actually love that this is a thing people are noticing. The man’s got the whole F1 world watching, but he’s still trying to pull off a wink at his girlfriend like a regular guy. If it’s a superstition, I fully support it. Leclerc always seems like the type to have little rituals.
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u/ZoomingAlong · 1h
I’ve never noticed this before, but now I need to go back and rewatch some podiums to see it for myself 😂 If it’s a wink, it’s not very good, but knowing Charles, it’s probably something personal and cute between them. Wouldn’t surprise me if it’s intentional!
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u/YellowFlagged · 53m
It has to be some sort of in-joke between him and his girlfriend. F1 drivers are superstitious, and it wouldn’t be the first time we’ve seen drivers have quirky little habits. Maybe it’s his way of “winking” after a good race, but he’s just too drained to pull it off properly.
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u/MegaDRS · 46m
Guys, I just went back and watched some old races, and yep, it’s there 😂 I never noticed it before, but now I’m convinced this is an awkward wink. Charles probably thinks he’s being smooth, but we’re all seeing that twitch. I’m officially obsessed with this now.
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u/ILoveMonaco · 32m
Can someone please just ask him in an interview at this point? I need answers. If it’s some cute tradition between him and his girlfriend, I’ll be even more of a Charles fan than I already am.
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“Charles, did you know you’re going viral on social media?”
The question hits him in the middle of media day. Charles Leclerc blinks once, twice, and tilts his head. He’s sitting in the usual F1 press conference setup — microphones lined up, lights a little too bright, cameras flashing constantly —but this question isn’t the usual stuff about strategy or the upcoming race.
He shifts in his seat, the corners of his lips tugging into an uncertain smile. “No, I … I didn’t know that.” He furrows his brows, clearly puzzled. “Why? What did I do this time?”
The reporter grins, clearly enjoying Charles’ confusion. “It’s not something you did during the race. It’s what happens after.”
Charles’ smile falters slightly, but his curiosity grows. “After? What do you mean?”
The reporter leans forward, resting his hands on his lap. “It’s your eye. You’ve been going viral for this thing your eye does after you finish on the podium. People are calling it ‘the Charles Leclerc twitch.’”
Charles’ face drops for a split second before he laughs, the sound awkward, and he rubs the back of his neck. “Oh, that. Yeah, I’ve seen some things about it.”
“You have?” The reporter raises an eyebrow, surprised. “People are saying it’s because you’re tired or emotional after races.”
Charles scratches his head, feeling the blush creep up his neck. “No, no … it’s not that.”
“What is it then? Do you even know you’re doing it?”
Charles is biting his lip now, looking down at the mic in front of him like it might save him. He doesn’t want to explain this, not here, not now, but the entire press room is silent, waiting for his response. He glances up and spots you standing at the back of the room, arms crossed, a small smile playing on your lips. You’ve definitely overheard the whole thing.
With a sigh, he finally says, “Okay, well … it’s not really a twitch. I’m actually, uh …” He rubs his palms on his thighs nervously. “I’m trying to wink.”
Laughter ripples through the room, but the reporter’s face lights up, not letting this go. “Wink? At who?”
Charles’ blush deepens, and he chuckles, glancing down again before meeting the reporter’s eyes. “At my girlfriend. After I finish on the podium.”
There’s a collective murmur of interest now, and Charles is laughing, embarrassed. He shifts his weight in the chair, clearly flustered.
“Wait, you’re winking at your girlfriend?” Another reporter chimes in, curious but amused. “Why after the podium?”
Charles glances back at you standing at the rear of the room. You smile at him, and he seems to relax, even though his ears are definitely burning red. He lets out another small laugh. “Okay, so this is kind of … a long story.”
The room leans in.
“It started a few months ago,” Charles begins, exhaling as if trying to gather the words. “I was sitting in a cafe, practicing how to wink-”
“Practicing?” The first reporter cuts in, eyebrows raised.
“Yes, practicing. I’ve never been good at it.” He laughs, but it’s clear he’s a little embarrassed about admitting this in front of a full room. “And while I was doing it, she-” he nods toward you, “comes up to me and asks if I’m okay. She’s a medical student, and apparently, my attempt at winking looked so bad that she thought I was having a stroke.”
The room bursts into laughter, and even Charles can’t help but crack up at the absurdity of the story. He runs a hand through his hair and looks at you again, his eyes softening. “Yeah, so she came over, all serious, genuinely concerned about me.”
You can’t help but laugh along with the reporters. You catch Charles’ eye, and he gives you a small, sheepish smile. The reporters are now fully invested, waiting for him to continue.
“So, I had to explain to her that I was just trying to figure out how to wink,” Charles continues, the redness in his face only deepening. “It was embarrassing, but we ended up talking for a while after that. And, uh … long story short, I got her number, and now we’re together.”
“That’s … actually adorable,” one of the female reporters says, and Charles chuckles again.
“But the winking thing — it became kind of our little tradition,” he explains, sitting forward slightly. “After every podium, I try to wink at her when I go to hug her at the barriers. It’s a way for me to say, like, ’we made it’ or something. It’s just this thing we’ve kept going.”
The room is silent for a moment, absorbing the story, before the questions start coming in again.
“So wait,” one of the reporters asks, his grin wide, “you’re telling me that this whole viral thing is because you’re trying to wink at your girlfriend after every race?”
Charles nods, smiling despite himself. “Yeah, but apparently I’m still really bad at it.”
“You don’t say,” someone mutters, and more laughter breaks out.
“And she knows this is a thing?” Another asks, glancing toward you.
Charles’ eyes are on you again. “Yeah, she knows. She tries not to laugh every time I do it. But, you know, we’ve kept it going. It’s like a small inside joke between us.”
The first reporter raises his hand again. “Do you think you’ll ever actually learn how to wink properly?”
Charles grins, shaking his head. “Probably not. I mean, I’ve had months to practice, and this is the best I’ve got.”
The press room breaks into chuckles, and Charles sits back, clearly more relaxed now that the story is out in the open. He takes a sip of water and glances up at the cameras.
“You got the girl,” the reporter adds with a grin.
“Yeah,” Charles agrees, looking at you with a warmth that softens his voice. “I got the girl.”
The room starts buzzing again, the other reporters already moving on to different questions about the upcoming race weekend, but Charles steals one last glance at you. You’re still smiling, your eyes crinkling at the corners, and he shoots you a quick wink — or well, tries to.
And of course, his eye twitches awkwardly, but this time, he doesn’t mind.
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shroomyv · 3 months ago
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ᢉ𐭩-LET ME FINISH!
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Pairing: mark Grayson x f!reader
Synopsis: your cooking and mark won’t leave you alone. He’s all cheesy trying to get you out of the kitchen and into bed, but you gotta get em away. You know just the trick.
Warnings: some cheesy dialogue, tit sucking (m!receiving), overstimulation!, cum consumption 😼
A/N: 2 fics in one day, wowza. Honestly was tryna pump these out incase my weekend is more packed than I expected it to be. Also also, thanks for all the love on the last 3 fics wthhhh im literally so fckin grateful dudes and dudettes 😞. I hope you enjoy this one as well but ngl it’s a bit all over the place. Trying to get better at writing I promise I promise. (Tryna get a bit better at describing some of the shi to, cus u guys can’t see my lil mind visuals)
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Dishes piled in the sink, pots warming ingredients on the stove, and the aroma of something sweet floating through the air.
You are Mark were cooking together—usually you’d have takeout but tonight you wanted to get your hands messy and show off your cooking skills to your boyfriend. “Hand me that.” You say asking Mark to hand you any ingredients you need at the moment. He was zoned out, his mind on everything but the food. “Mark?” You say in a louder but curious tone.
“Huh, yeah?” He said finally snapping out of whatever trance he was in as he handed you the ingredient.
“You ok?” Usually, when he zoned out he always worried about something. For once it wasn’t that. He had something a bit more risky on his mind.
“Mhm, sorry I was just thinking about you or something.” He said with a soft smile before walking behind you. He towered over you—wrapping his arms around your waist as he started placing kisses on your neck and cheek. “Mark, I'm cooking, be normal. We can do whatever you're planning on your little brain later—just lemme finish cooking.” You said knowing how he got whenever he began kissing you up. Once he got started—there was no stopping him.
“What am I doing…?” He said cheekily as he kept going—beginning to suck on your neck now. You felt yourself starting to grow a bit weak to his lips, they were warm and it felt like your neck was just inviting them there. He was distracting and it honestly seemed like he was trying to get you out of the kitchen.
“You said you were hungry, if you do this I can’t cook mark.” You said trying to shew him away. You were failing miserably since you were just leaning into his lips more and more. It felt so nice—it felt right. However, you knew if he won this one he’d just keep it up. You had to figure out something fast to keep him satisfied and continue cooking.
“Yeah, I'm hungry…but I can eat other stuff too…” Mark was making hints about eating you out once again. He was so corny but you liked every second of it. You two eventually backed away from the counter as you leaned into his kisses more. You finally had a plan in mind—all you had to do now was put it in motion.
“If that’s the case, I wanna eat some other stuff too.” You said in a passionate tone as your positions were now changed. He went from behind you with his arms wrapped around your waist to behind the one pressed against the counter as you were in front of him.
You knew he was sensitive—it was honestly one of your favorite things about him. If he wanted to start something, you’d gladly finish it for once. “Well…what do you wanna eat.” He asked in a bashful tone as if he was ready to back out now since he was practically cornered.
“Just wait and see…” you say blissfully as you get his shirt off of him. His chest was practically staring at you as if they needed to be sucked. His eyes shot everywhere around the room trying his best not to freak out and cum on the spot.
“Mark…you gotta look at me or I'm not doing it.” He was in a tough spot now but he did exactly as he was told as his eyes tried his best to focus on you. Your mouth went to his chest as they softly began licking at the nipple. He gripped onto the counter beginning to whimper already. That’s what you liked to hear, it’s what you wanted to hear.
“Oh, oh fuck-“ he groans out as his head rolls back a bit. He was such a sensitive boy. You use your free hand to start rubbing and twisting at the other nipple feeling it perk up in a meer seconds. He was squirming a little bit already. He wanted this, he wanted to distract you from cooking. You’d give him what he wanted since he did exactly that. You kept sucking at his nipple moving your tongue around it
Pop—smack
The sound of your mouth on his chest as he was struggling for dear life. You could see his legs getting a bit shaky already and you loved the sight of it. “Baby…please-“ he said in a whiney tone—he was struggling to keep it together as you made sure you worked him up.
“You wanna cum?” You say in a snarky tone as you continue sucking at his nipple. You liked how pink it was like a little strawberry. He was so sensitive in this area—like a delicate little flower. You’d use that to your advantage. You move one hand off his chest—slipping it down to his sweatpants as you try to get it off. He begins to wiggle and squirm helping the process go faster as they slide down to his ankles.
The same process was repeated with his boxers until you were finally able to see his cock. You could see the precum already dripping down from his pretty pink tip. God, you were obsessed. First, you teased, softly moving a finger up and down his cock.
“Cmon…please don’t…” he cooed out as he felt like he was gonna explode already. You liked seeing him like this. You liked seeing him beg to keep going—it brought happiness to your horny little soul. Your viltrumite boyfriend was now at your whim just from your simple tongue on his chest. Finally, you cut the teasing out.
You began softly stroking his cock using any of his precum as lube while you kept sucking at his tit. You loved looking up and seeing his struggling face trying to keep any bit of composure. He kept squirming and twisting—he didn’t even try to keep in noises anymore. He moaned and whimpered so loud you wouldn’t be surprised if the whole world heard. You loved it so much though, it was perfect.
“Nngh- oh…oh fuck-!” He huffed n whimpered out as he began to cum. Your mouth makes a popping sound as it lets go of his nipple. You bring your cum soaked hand up to your face licking it off each finger. Mark just stared in complete awe and astonishment. He was entranced.
You knew he had at least one more in him. You had to get it out of him so he could stay out of the kitchen and let you finish cooking.
Your lips popping back on his nipple—this time you give attention to the one you ignored the first time. Everything felt more intense to him this time. He felt like he was melting into the counter.
“Baby…f…fuck-“ he moaned out struggling to form full sentences. Your hand got back to work on his cock except this time, you wouldn’t let him cum as quickly—you had to make sure he was a little exhausted when you were done with him. Your hand going fast, then slow, then speeding up again as it teased the hell out of his cock. You could see tears swelling up in his eyes from being edged by you. He was biting his lip, trying to keep in any noise as your mouth popped off his nipple for a second to speak.
“Ah ah, lemme hear all of it” you commanded softly before going right back to sucking his chest. “Can I…can..” Mark was trying to huff out some wish. You began moving a bit faster by stroking his cock as you could just feel he was struggling. He felt overstimulated already but knew it wasn’t over.
“Can you what mark?” You said in a muffled tone as your mouth was stuffed with his nipple. You were honestly starting to grow wet from this yourself. Seeing him like this was like a reward. He was starting to become a pathetic little mess.
“Can…can-“ he couldn’t even form a full sentence. You saw drool seeping from the side of his mouth as he struggled to try not to cum. He knew you wanted him to ask for it first but it was so fucking hard. His hip staring bucking into your hand—fapping for dear life as if he was ready to explode.
“Can…can…I cum- ngh- please? I need…to finish-” He said with a tear of pleasure rolling down the side of his face as you began sucking harder and stroking as fast as you could. If he was about to finish, you were gonna make it worthwhile.
“Sure you can…”
You said with a smirk as you sucked harder on his nipple one more time before he came. He was practically laid out against the
counter. “Since I let you finish, can I finish to mark?” You asked in a teasing way as you did want to finish cooking with him trying to fuck or distract you now. He just gave a shaky thumbs up before trembling his way to the bathroom to clean himself up.
You licked the cum off your hand before washing it anyway since you had to finish cooking.
You finally got to finish not only that you got a little treat—overstimulating your boyfriend.
“Mark! C'mon come eat.” You call out to him from the kitchen as he comes. Before you could even set plates out he grabs you up—pinning you against the counter now.
“You finished cooking like you wanted…my turn!” Mark let you have a moment/second to win. Now he was coming back to redeem himself. You just leaned back into the counter knowing it was your turn now and he’d finish whenever he wanted to…
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zorosgirlfriend · 1 month ago
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Hello!! Could I get something with a reader who is usually reserved but when they get really wasted they become 10x more clingy? Maybe its during a celebration or something and all the strawhats are having a good time? Anything will do tbh
i didn't know which character you wanted so I did all three of them! :))
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monster trio ~ !! Clingy when Tipsy.
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warnings: implied alcohol and drinking, maybe a bit suggestive if you squint
masterlist and rules || have fun reading!
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Monkey D. Luffy
He’s the one who handed you the first drink,
Laughing as he raised his own.
“We’re celebrating! You gotta drink too!”
You never drink much,
But tonight…
You let loose a little.
A little turned into a lot.
Soon,
You were giggling beside him,
Arms wrapped around his waist like a starfish.
“Luffyyy,”
You drawled,
Pressing your cheek to his chest,
“You’re so squishy and warm…”
“I’m not squishy! I’m strong!”
He huffed proudly,
But didn’t push you away
In fact,
He grinned ear-to-ear.
When you started peppering his face with soft kisses and mumbling,
“You smell like sunshine,”
Luffy let out a loud laugh and hugged you tight,
Bouncing you slightly.
“You’re funny when you’re drunk, y’know?”
He said.
“I like clingy you!”
You wouldn’t let go of him for the rest of the night.
And he absolutely didn’t mind.
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Roronoa Zoro
Zoro noticed something was up.
When you suddenly flopped beside him at the party table and stayed there.
Your arm sneaked around his,
And your head tilted onto his shoulder.
“You okay?”
He asked,
Raising a brow.
“Mhm,”
You mumbled,
Then added,
“You smell like trees…”
He blinked.
“…What?”
“You smell nice. Like a forest. Mysterious and green,”
You said dreamily,
Snuggling into him.
Zoro was frozen stiff.
You were never like this.
Reserved?
Sure.
Quiet?
Usually.
But now?
You were holding his face gently in both hands,
Staring at him with sleepy admiration.
“You’re so strong, and serious, and you have such pretty eyelashes…”
Zoro’s ears went so red.
“…Y-You’re drunk,”
He grumbled.
“I’m not that drunk,”
You whispered,
Then leaned in to nuzzle his neck.
Yeah.
He wasn’t escaping you tonight.
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Vinsmoke Sanji
You barely ever initiated affection,
Which made it ten times more noticeable...
When you wrapped your arms around Sanji’s waist from behind while he was cooking party snacks.
“Sanjiii…”
You mumbled.
He blinked,
Startled.
“Sweetheart? You okay?”
“You’re so handsome. So nice. And you feed me. That’s so important.”
Sanji nearly short-circuited.
“A-Angel?! What happened?!”
He turned around to cup your face,
Looking for signs of a fever.
You just blinked up at him and leaned forward,
Booping your forehead to his chest.
“You’re warm. I wanna stay here forever…”
He practically melted.
“My love… my precious love… you’re too cute, I’m going to explode!”
He carried you bridal-style to the couch,
Wrapped you in a blanket,
And let you snuggle into his chest for hours,
Gently brushing your hair as you dozed off.
Completely clingy and completely adored.
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hitomisuzuya · 1 month ago
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Husband!scaramouche helping treat his wife’s pregnancy cravings (him)!!
Also I hope you’re doing okay, sometimes your captions are a bit on the sadder side but i want u to know plenty of people love ur work.
husband!scaramouche x fem!reader. smut. breeding kink.
aww thank you very much 🥺 i appreciate that. i am a little tired but doing okay❤️
the moment you felt your husband's cock start to stretch your weeping pussy apart, you wrap a leg around his waist and squeeze. a satisfied shiver curls up your spine as his cock sank inside you almost all at once.
"fuck, you are insatiable," scaramouche groans shakily. he certainly wasn't complaining. your earliest pregnancy craving wasn't any kind of food. it was him, and his cock. you crave it like you need air, twice as much as already did.
what kind of man would he be if he didn't help his delicate wife's pregnancy cravings?
he salivates over your developing pregnancy body. the swelling of your stomach, the engorging of your breasts. your body is awfully busy preparing for the birth of his child.
and he couldn't get enough of it.
"i can't help it," you moan, tilting your head up as he settles himself on top of you. "i crave you. i crave your cock. inside of me," you said, giving his lips quick kisses in between your words, "all the time."
his eyes nearly roll into the back of his head as you drop your leg and rock your hips up. pregnancy has made you twice as sensitive. it didn't take much for your pussy to suck him in and clutch tight around his cock.
"shit," he hisses, angling his hips, and bringing his cock to nudge into your soft, spongy spot, "i am not complaining," it didn't matter what time it was, if his wife wants his cock inside her, then damn it he would be a fool not to deliver.
"ah gods, fuck me, please," you moan, hungry desperation welling in your eyes, "hard, and deep," your pleas make his cock pulse harder inside you, feeling every rub as he drags it between your sensitive walls.
scaramouche is already setting a pace as he sits up, his fingers slippery on your throbbing clit. he practically sees your body melt into the mattress the deeper he sheathes himself inside you. "i gotta keep his pretty pussy bred," he gives your clit a few taps, sending a volley of moans to sound from you.
he chuckles hearing you begin to whimper. "look at you, you are shaking," he drinks in the sight of your body twitching in pleasure, your legs spread wide for him.
he knows his day of consistent fucking are essentially numbered by 9 months and then some. he certainly was going to make them fucking count.
"feeling good, little wifey?" he teases, smirking as sees the shy blush dust your cheeks. he gives your clit a calculated pinch, making you squeeze extra tight on his cock.
you writhe on the bed, drooling as your orgasm built up tighter. his fingers on your swollen clit quake your thighs. "yes! yes it feels so good!" drool trickles from the corner of your mouth as your eyes haze over. "let me give you more babies," you start to babble, your sensitive body is becoming fast overwhelmed. "lots and lots of babies."
his cock empties inside you at your words. "don't you worry, as soon as i can fuck another one into you, i will," he said this with such a purpose that it made your pussy throb.
his fingers on your clit strokes your orgasm into washing over you. "that's my good girl, cum nice and hard, so you can take all of mine inside you," he groans, stroking your thigh encouragingly.
you look up at him with a cloudy, fucked out expression in your eyes as he pulls out. "again, please," you insist.
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screampied · 1 year ago
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i have an idea :]
ok so i always see people asking for gentle/needy/desperate choso. and i love it, but…
what about unassumingly ruthless choso? reader doesn’t know what she’s getting into? reader is cocky and gets humbled FAST? idk i just…
👉👈
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❤︎ ໋𓈒 choso who puts his cute bratty gf in her place
warnings. fem! reader, attempted brat taming, doggystyle, big dick choso, unprotected.
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you’ve always been one to push his buttons, mainly because he always made it so easy.
choso was as intimidating as a kitten, whenever you’d tease him he’d always keep composure or restrain himself.
briefly smiling nervously, kissing your wrist and telling you to be a good girl and wait until you each return home.
but one day, he kind of just snaps…
he takes you home from shopping nearly all day with you, and you were enthusiastically ecstatic. you wondered what he’d do this time, but your thoughts were no match for what he had initially planned. to put it brief, choso had you laid on the bed on all fours. he’s drilling ruthlessly into your pussy and you’re just…speechless. choso’s so handsy, every few seconds he’d spank your ass to hear you whine out his name—in such two slutty syllables.
“c-choso..” you’d moan, the left side of your cheek attached practically to the silk bed sheets as if it was velcro.
“shh, no talkin, princess,” he grunts, and you could hear the slight whine picking up his voice before he stops himself. “i-i have to be more stern with you it seems. can’t always be so nice, gotta humble you just a little bit, fuck.”
if it was a word to perfectly describe you right now, at this particular moment…it would for sure be…dumbfounded.
you couldn’t see yourself but you’d bet money you looked stupid.
choso’s dick was so lengthy, appetizing and hitting every spot with just the tiniest amount of pressures his thrusts had you gnawing on the inside of your cheek with your toes curling tightly.
“what’s the matter? no more attitude?” he huffs, tilting his head to move some remaining strands that were starting to occlude his vision.
“i-if you’re gonna be rough, at least go h—”
“…oh, baby, you’re jus’ asking for it by this point.” he murmurs, wiping his forehead with the back of his palm.
your eyes rolls at feeling the very tips the curve of choso’s cock kiss against your folds. so deep, his thrusts were sloppy. purely responsible for the squelched that continuously sang throughout the room.
choso grabs onto both of your waist, and you moan once he’s just dragging your hips back and forth against him, making sure you feel every thick inch of his.
“do me a favor ‘n arch your back more,” immensely, you do—your body responds to choso with such a quickness it was simply humiliating. “good girl….now,” and you barely recognize choso’s voice. usually it’s so sweet and tender, now it was rough and a bit husky, a rasp hidden underneath each sentence he spoke.
needless to say, you found this version of choso to be quite hot.
“wait,” he pauses, pausing the mood with his own cute stammer in his voice, back to normal. “not goin' to rough, am i? i want you to be comfortable and-”
“baby, ‘m fine. keep fucking me please.” you pleaded, feeling his hips stutter as he was in the middle of talking. even trying to keep up a act, he still wanted to make sure you were okay—choso simpers to himself, caressing your ass before spanking it yet another time.
“okay okay,” he hums. his hips pick up again and you’re basically being pounded into the bed. the grip he had on your hips wasn’t too rough but just the perfect amount.
choso’s breathing starts to pick up, and he enjoys the view of you more than he thought he would. his head goes back, along with his let down hair before he pivots his hips a certain way. your pussy clamped down against him and you hear his jaw clench in pleasure. “…shit.”
your legs quavered beneath him, and he then used a hand to bring both of your wrists behind your back. “j-just like that choso, please, please.”
“baby, you’re not supposed to be praising me,” he pouts, and you giggle before moaning again — a sudden moment occurs where you thickly swallow, only to continue your sweet whimpers. “this was s-supposed to be a punishment.”
“so punish me then.” you mewled, your cunt easily hugs him like a vice, the noise it makes, a wet pop and you’re just soaked. choso’s ears grows hot from the feeling and he knows you can feel it too.
he sighs, shoving you further into the bed. “you’re something else.” and his voice grows low and pitched again—yet choso does the unexpected. he leans right into you, and you instantaneously feel the heel of his foot press against the very back of your head.
he wore socks, the soft padded wool brushes against your neck, and he’s roughly driving into your pussy now to where you can’t even saying anything.
all that came out of your dumb mouth was a squeal, this angle…
“let me have you,” he grunts, balls deep, his base was thick and repeatedly thwacked against your entrance. you were dizzy…drunk, but not that kind of drunk. the good kind where all you could think about was how good you were getting stuffed by your boyfriend’s hefty cock. “yeah, just lie down and let me—fuck.”
you’re panting, and it felt so good.
choso was always used to being gentle and tender with you, although if you wanted him to be a little rougher, he was more than happy to oblige.
“i-i’m gonna cum, choso… gonna make me cum.”
“don’t think you deserve it, he utters, and your lips part, jaw dropping, plethora of sweetened moans only escaping as a subtle response. “you’ve been teasing me all day. even started to stroke me in the dressing room.”
“s-sorry.” you moaned.
choso remains with his foot near the back of your head before pursing his eyebrows together. “you’re not sorry are you, baby? be honest.”
“n—no,” you whined, the thickness of his shaft twitching inside of you felt so heavenly. you could have sworn you felt a vein that ran down his length pulse inside of your tight cunt. “you’re right, you’re right, ‘m not s-sorry.”
he chuckles. “you could have just lied, you know?”
choso’s angle and thrusts against you were so pivotal inside you, so astonishingly deep that not even moments later you end up cumming hard. leaving a ring around his base. your breathing was irregular and heavy, eyes half-lidded and just convulsing underneath him.
“messy girl,” he whispers, pulling out, not even caring that he didn’t finish, all that matters was that you did. choso turns you over before planting a kiss on your lips—you pull him in for another, and another, before you make him trample onto you. “did you learn your lesson?”
“no,” you moaned, sitting up before lightly shoving him down on his back, straddling his lap now. “i want more.”
choso smirks, sliding a hand down your waist, fully disregarding his flustered face at seeing you attempt to take control. “of course you do, brat.”
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zugzwangdefeat · 21 days ago
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"What if I asked you?"
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steve rogers x gender-neutral reader.
SUMMARY. you can’t stop teasing steve about getting a date, so what happens when he finally tells you what he really wants?
FLUFF. one-shot [~1.3k].
WARNINGS. fluffy???IDK ITS JUST PURE FLUFF CUTESY TEASING STUFF!!!!
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You nudge his arm with your elbow, boots propped on the table in front of you like you own the damn place. Steve doesn’t say anything about your complete disregard for furniture etiquette, which is surprising, considering he’s still 40% vintage manners.
Instead, he eyes you from the corner of his book, lips quirking like he already knows you’re up to something.
“So,” you begin, dragging out the word. “When are you gonna ask someone out?”
Steve blinks, slow and a little confused. “Ask who out?”
You gesture vaguely at the air. “I don’t know. Somebody. You’ve been back for years now. You’re a national treasure with a good jawline. The options are endless.”
He chuckles, low and skeptical. “That’s not exactly how it works.”
“Oh please,” you say, sitting up straighter, fully committing to the bit. “Let’s run the numbers. What about that nurse in med bay? The one who practically drooled over you after that concussion?”
“I had a gash in my forehead,” he says mildly. “I don’t think that’s an ideal first impression.”
“Right, because a man bleeding profusely is so unappealing.”
Steve laughs, eyes crinkling in that soft way that makes your stomach flutter and your brain scream danger, danger.
“Okay, fine,” you continue. “What about the girl at the coffee shop on 3rd? She gave you extra whipped cream and her number.”
He shrugs, just a little. “She seemed nice.”
“You didn’t call her.”
“She didn’t write her name.”
You stare at him. “So you couldn’t even attempt to call?”
“She wrote ‘Call me’ and drew a heart. What was I supposed to say—‘Hey, is this heart?’”
You snort, which makes him smile wider. He’s got dimples when he really means it. You’re not thinking about them. You’re not.
“Okay, okay,” you say, waving your hand like you're giving him a pass. “What about that woman at the VA group? The blonde one with the tattoo?”
He tilts his head. “You mean the one who said I looked like her dad?”
“...Right. Cross her off the list.”
You smirk and lean back again, pleased with yourself. “I’m just saying, Rogers. You’ve got options. You should use them. You’re like… the world’s most eligible bachelor. The rest of us mortals would kill for those stats.”
He closes his book, slow and thoughtful. “Is this your way of saying I should date more?”
“I’m just worried you’ll start collecting cats. Not that there's much of a problem with that…but you know you've gotta get out there!”
Steve huffs a laugh, rubbing the back of his neck. His ears are pink, which is always a good sign—means you’re getting under his skin just enough.
“Alright then,” he says, almost too casually. “What about you?”
You grin, confused. What does he mean by that? “What about me?”
“What if I asked you?”
That makes you freeze. For a second, you think he’s joking—just another twist in the teasing. But his voice is softer now, a little hoarse, like it cost him something to say.
You raise an eyebrow, deflecting automatically. “What, you need me to vet your chances? Scale of one to ten, how dateable is Steve Rogers?”
He shakes his head, smile still there but smaller. “No. I mean, what if I asked you out?”
The room stills. You blink at him, heart kicking against your ribs like it’s trying to escape.
“Oh,” you say, brilliant conversationalist that you are.
“Yeah.”
You stare for a moment too long. Then you finally answer, albeit embarrassingly excited, “Wait, seriously?”
He looks down, sheepish. “I thought maybe I hadn’t made it clear.”
“Steve,” you say, laughing now. “I thought you were asking hypothetically. Like a test run or something.”
“Nope,” he says, popping the p. “That was the actual run.”
You sit there, stunned and borderline speechless, which is rare for you. Steve notices. Steve definitely notices.
“I didn’t mean to make it weird,” he says quickly, ever the gentleman. “I just… I like you. A lot. And if the only reason you’re teasing me about other girls is because you didn’t think I was interested—well. That’s not true.”
You blink again. “You like me?”
He chuckles, soft and a little nervous. “Is that really so surprising?”
“Kinda,” you admit. “You’re Captain America.”
“You’re you,” he says simply. “I think that balances it out.”
And just like that, your heart tips over like a dumb little domino.
“Well,” you say, trying to keep your voice steady. “In that case… what if I said yes?”
His smile blooms—genuine, boyish, and just a little smug.
“Then I guess I’d have to plan a date.”
You lean in, playful again but a little breathless now. “You already planning one in that overachiever brain of yours?”
“Maybe.”
You bump his shoulder again, softer this time. “Good. Just don’t bring up cats.”
“No promises,” he murmurs, eyes still on yours. “But I’ll try.”
And yeah—maybe you saw it coming. Maybe you didn’t.
But you’ll take this version of what if any day.
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rinsnumber1fan · 1 month ago
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Your boyfriend rin takes his frusturations out on you.
WARNINGS: smut, nsfw, mdni
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You were at home, lying down on the couch with your phone in your hands, scrolling through all the different apps you owned. It was supposed to be a usual morning where you can't wait for rin to come back home and shower him with kisses. Oh! And of course watch a movie with him!!!!
The door clicked open with a creak, and harshly, intentionally, its hinge hit the wall behind it. But he shut it behind him anyway. His keys making a familiar cling cling noise as he shoved them back into its keyhole.
You got up almost immidiently excited to ask him how his game was and if he wanted to eat anything? So you did. You ran up to him casting your phone aside as he frames over you. "Heyyyy don't hit the door so hard! There's already a hole there. Look!!!" You pointed at the small hole in the wall with a small pout. But you noticed that he wasn't even looking at you. Just staring infront for a moment, a frustrated groan leaves his mouth "can you just shut up?"
You sunk in your place. "Don't tell me what to do." You pressed your finger against his chest. "What's up with you today? Game didn't go well?" I asked, my other hand on my waist as I pressed further to inquire all the details. He was being being ass but I was used to that. Rin scowled, "wow how did you notice sherlock?" He asked sarcastically, walking towards the living room to throw his bag down on the chair.
"It's just a game, you can do better next time--" you started in an attempt to calm him down but he just got angrier. "It's not just a game!" He pins you against the wall harshly, his hands on your shoulders. "You won't get it because you don't play soccer." He shook your shoulder a bit, and you wanted to tell him you had done some sports before!! But he didn't let you. Its suddenly silent, way too silent, your faces are all too close together. His warm breath mixes with yours, he leans down and smashes his lips onto yours.
Annihilating your mouth, he slides his tounge inside, bites your lip, inhales your mouth practically. And when you let out the smallest of a "ummmhh!! stoppp" He let go slowly, grabbing your face, you think he's going to say something sweet , something nice, some apology, but he says this instead:
"Bend over." You paused but he didn't. He was waiting. "B-bend--" you tried to repeat it but he grabs your chin harshly "did. I. Stutter.?" And you slowly but hesitantly leaned down, bending over the table infront of you, ass up in the air and face down. "Don't I get atleast a single praise for doing what you say?" You pouted but that pout disappeared the moment he smacks your ass with force. "You want praise? You gotta earn it." He lifts up your skirt and brings his hand up to look for the waistband of your underwear. A dark chuckle leave his lips, "were you waiting for me?" He asked, his hands toying with the slick on your thighs. "m-mhm.." you murmured, covering your face with your hands. "That's why you aren't wearing an underwear?" He asked his fingers shoved into your hole. Two at a time but it felt like his whole fist. You crumbled, and felt heat rush through your area. "I-its just more.. comfortable this way" and he rolled his eyes, spanking you again earning a whimper. "That's what you get for lying."
And you whimpered again when his fingers twisted around you, trying to look for his other hand you wanted to hold him but as soon as you did, he pushed it away. "Uh-uh." Just as he feels your walls clenching aside him he stops, pulls out, "come on baby taste yourself" He pulls his fingers to your mouth. But you don't open. "Open that fucking mouth." And like it was magic you opened up and he shoved his fingers in your mouth.
He replaces his fingers with his cock, going through you with harsh trusts and with every squeal you made he went harder, "keep making those sounds." He'd murmur mid-groan as he trusts harder and harder. Both of you reached your ends at the same time and he collapsed ontop of you.
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hibiscus-whore · 2 months ago
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His Eyes…
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WARNING: This man is fucking you the second your eyes flutter open— SUN IS UP but the blinds are closed. A bit gorey because it’s SINNERS, we have vampires who kill people. Also, read this first. This is the part 2 people have been waiting for.
CONTAINS: 🍋 Somnophilia?, teasing/edging, praising (towards Remmick), mf is still “submissive” don’t worry, 1st POV, slight PIV, oral (reader receiving), fem!reader, dead dove(? but no noncon), no use of Y/N
Word count: 1421
Tags: @horror-moviehoe @margueriteayg @shadow-78 @korizzybee @graphiiic-nature @haintblueheifer
I woke up the next morning, the man who was once next to me was in between my thighs. Legs over his shoulders and my lower half was lifted above the bed. Remmick’s eyes had a red glint to them as he laughed, making my legs tingle.
“Good morning, baby,” he began to play with my folds, “you’re just starting to get wet for me.”
My brows furrowed in confusion, “nigga, what the hell are you talking about.” Looking up at the man as he kissed my thigh before going back to dive in. My head went back, biting the back of my hand while my other hand gripped the bed sheets. The man didn’t even try to use his fingers like he usually did, just lapping up all the wetness from my pussy. Giggling into me as he continued.
“R-Remmick? Ain’t it a bit early for all t-this— fuck!”
He made an ‘mhh mhh’ sound, what the hell is up with him. Remmick held me closer with his tongue inside me every so often. Backing away to spit in my pussy before going back in to lap up my juices. Tongue circling around my clit like a shark with bait. Kissing my labias as if they were the best damn gift known to him besides Irish jigging and blood. Then his right arm wrapped around my thigh more so his thumb could reach my clit. Gently playing with it as Remmick divulged in me.
I began to grip on his hair, tightening my thighs around his head. Back arching against the bed whilst my moans filled the room. Hips bucking into him, ready to cum until he backed away. Forcing my legs open before wiping his mouth. Though it was dark, I could see that cheeky smile. My back began to settle back into the bed. Using the back of my hand to wipe my tears away…tears?
“W-why?”
Remmick looked down at me, “thank you, for trusting me. I hear a certain somebody. I gotta go deal with that, so give me a moment. You always keep your blind shut, correct?”
I nodded, then he gently let me down. Getting up off the and grabbing some random pants from the drawers, probably one of my husband’s. Remmick went into the kitchen area. I shakily got up from the bed, wobbling as I went over to the door, watching as Remmick greeted my husband….what.
THIS NIGGA IS SMILING AT MY HUSBAND?
“Well hello, we have yet to meet. I’m Remmick. Nice to meet you,” he extended his hand out.
Of course, the other man got defensive, “who the fuck let you in my house— where is my wife? What did you do to her?”
Remmick put his hand over his heart, walking up to him slowly, “nothing that she don’t like. You, however, did many things that I don’t agree with. How’s that other family? Y’all got kids or what?”
Other family? Yea, that was expected. How did Remmick know though?
“Fuck is you talkin’ bout? I have been working.”
“First you don’t shake my hand, then you lie about mistreating that beautiful- I mean beautiful— wife of yours. Why…bless your heart,” was the last words the other man heard before Remmick launched at him. Biting his neck. I bit my lips in fear. All I could hear was the disgusting sound of slurping up the blood and my practically dead husband’s screams of terror. Calling out for my name as I silently sobbed. Grabbing a piece of wood and broke it off, turning it into a stake.
Walking up to Remmick with it before he grabbed my arm and forced me to stake the man’s heart. My hands— body was trembling. Slowly looking at the vampire, light illuminating around the man. He chuckled.
“I had to protect you, baby. You know I did. He don’t ever have to bother you ever again. Never gotta lie ever again. You’re here as my first choice, forever.”
He noticed my tears, shushing me. Wiping his hand on my late husband’s pants so they were clean enough to wipe my tears away, “don’t cry, we’ll be together now comfortable now. Connected fully. Our bond can be completed soon enough.”
Remmick then got up to wash his face. I was stunned in my spot. Suddenly, I was pulled off. Now lying on the cold floor, looking up at the man with the red reflection in his eyes as if he were a cat. Our lips instantly connected, he whimpered against mine. As we were doing that, the vampire’s fingers reached my pussy.
“Still wet,” Remmick’s mouth went down to my neck, “with a little surprise. All for me?”
I could feel his drool, but I wasn’t scared. The terror of him biting me to turn me never crossed my mind. Hips grinding against his fingers as I gripped his hair, “why didn’t you let him turn? You wanted a familial connection with others. Why would you let me kill that for you?”
Remmick took his fingers out, beginning to grind his erection against me, “ ‘cause you weren’t treated right. A-all for you.” I noticed him not wanting to fuck me, or maybe he did and just waited for my permission.
“You wanna fuck me? Thought you would take charge because you killed somebody.”
The Irishman shrugged, “you killed someone, it’s hot, and I’m not in the mood to even try and control you.”
“I didn’t—“
“I’m givin’ you a chance, take it…please?”
I rolled my eyes, “you may fuck me.”
Fabric rustled around for a few moments before you felt his weight on your pelvis. The tip felt wet, meaning he had been seeping precum. My hand was already stroking it gently but it twitched against my hand. He bit down a bit harder at my touch before whimpering.
“You can put your cock inside me, Remi.”
I felt him nod against my neck. Repositioning himself, centering at the entrance before slowly letting me absorb him. He moaned shakily as he began to thrust inside me. My legs wrapped around Remmick again, holding him close while his head was still on my neck.
“You’re so good to me,” I said as I began to grip on his hair again.
Remmick sucked on my skin, his thrusts was gaining momentum. Feeling his drool on me. Mumbling incoherent and whimpering in my ear as I divulged in the pleasure. The shivers that crawl up my back every time he hits that certain spot. I forced his head up so I could look at him.
“Good boy, huh? Make me cum. L-let’s cum together, Remi,” looking into the red dots in the primarily dark room. Only a small candle illuminating it all. Remmick held onto my hips, his nail print imbedded, as his thrusts became deeper then he began to pull out. I squirmed and he pulled my legs apart once more. Pulling my bottom half up to be met with his mouth. The way he was lapping up my juices was animalistic. His hand went down to his cock, stroking it as he continued to pleasure me.
My head tilted back as I spoke, “this isn’t what we agreed on— mhhh, fuck!”
“I fucked you a bit, now I’m gonna finish my meal,” his words sounded muffled but made my thighs shake.
“Q-quit!”
He ignored me. Continuing his main mission. Body unwillingly bucking towards him, one hand playing with my clit while the other grabbed on his hair. I forced his head down. Thighs tightening around his head like I did earlier until he finally let me cum in his mouth. Steadying my breathing, legs shakily letting Remmick go while he laughed. Slowly putting me down onto a wet puddle. I looked at him with a confused look. The vampire bright his palm to my mouth, allowing me to lick his hand.
“Good…how do we taste?”
I nodded in response, attempting to sit up but he laid me back down. Laying down next to me with a smile on his face.
“You’re beautiful, baby. Did you know you started your menstrual?”
My brows furrowed, “excuse me?”
“Let me draw you a bath so you’ll feel better.”
“You fucked me knowin’ I was starting to bleed?”
Then I thought to myself for a moment as he winked at me, “yea, you’re a vampire. That sounds about right.”
Remmick looked at the corpse before looking back at me, “I’ll handle that, my family will help too.”
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kurooh · 2 months ago
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FIRST DATE JITTERS ☆ MIYA ATSUMU
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atsumu swears he isn’t crazy.
yes, he’s talking to himself while standing in the middle of his very empty apartment, right at the epicenter of the mess he’s made with his own hands. a lamp gifted to him by his mom is on its side on the floor, the lampshade permanently dented now—the flung shoes that had knocked it over are beside it, the toes pointing right at him to further prove that it was entirely his doing.
rumpled blankets are hanging off the foot of the bed, touching the floor while they’re weighed down by all of the clothes he’s dragged out of his closet. somehow, his high school jersey made it into the mix. god, like he’d ever wear that to a date.
atsumu slams down on the dial button again and waits impatiently, starting to fidget as the low tone of the phone drones into his ear. if he gets sent to voicemail one more fucking time—
“what do ya want, tsumu?” osamu’s grumble crackles through the phone, accompanied by the sounds of talking and clinking dishes. “ya only called me nineteen fuckin’ times. should’a known it was only a matter a’time before ya called the fuc—ahem, the restaurant.”
“answer yer phone an’ i wouldn’t have’ta call ya so many goddamn times! listen, i need yer help with something, i’ve gotta pick up a date in a half hour and i—”
“tsumu has a wittle date, huh?” on the other side, osamu ignores the weird looks from customers and his own staff members as he pitches his voice. “and ya just had ta make it my problem. i’m not comin’ over there, ya need to deal with it yerself.”
atsumu sighs indignantly, practically blowing steam out through his nostrils like a wild bison. his brother is really, really getting on his last nerve, but he doesn’t want to show up at your place with a vein bulging out of his forehead, so he tries to calm himself. “if ya’d just listen ta me, ya’d understand that i need some help choosing what ta wear. my apartment’s a fuckin’ mess right now, which coulda been prevented if ya picked up earlier, goddamn it!”
he shouts the last of it and hopes that osamu doesn’t hang up and instead senses his plight with the hard-wired brotherly instincts they both share.
“sorry, what was that? the restaurant’s real busy, i think i might have to get back to it.”
“i need yer advice! i don’t know what i should wear ta pick her up, so stop messin’ around and help me. yer the one who’s been on more dates anyway, ya scrub.”
osamu sighs, probably fidgeting with the phone cord as he contemplates giving in and helping out. this is the first time his brother has called with this much desperation over a date, of all things—he honestly thought that atsumu would get better at this whole song and dance once he made it onto msby. he supposes it’s a good thing that he’s the one atsumu is calling, and it’s a nice little ego boost too.
anyway, between the two of them, he’s always had an easier time talking to and wooing women. you’ve come up in their conversations a few times before, but atsumu tends to drone on about how much he likes you, so osamu pointedly avoids the topic. as much as osamu loves him, he knows that his brother can be a bit much—awkwardly making jokes when he first meets someone, describing volleyball to them against their will, and worse, texting back too quickly to start up more torturous conversations.
but from what atsumu’s divulged to him over the phone, osamu understands that you are a perfect match for his brother. you balance out all of his excitement and listen to his volleyball stories—even laughing genuinely at a few of them—in a way that nobody has before. osamu wants his brother to be happy, and he also wants to be the one credited with bringing the two of you together (he can see this working out in the long run).
“m’kay, tsumu, open yer ears and listen closely. got it?”
atsumu’s trying not to start sweating and ruin the results of what ended up being an hour long shower; you unknowingly send him a friendly text letting him know you’re ready to go and awaiting him. “yeah, i got it . . samu, fuck, she’s sayin’ she’s ready and—”
osamu snaps into the serious, focused persona he usually reserves for when he’s crammed in the kitchen during a holiday rush hour. “ignore her text an’ tell me what yer options are. i assume yer takin’ her ta dinner, right?”
“fancy place over on eleventh street. both of ‘em are dress shirts, but it’s between dark blue, white, and—”
“dark blue, tsumu. make sure it has a goddamn collar, you ain’t going ta a team dinner.”
atsumu frowns as he holds up the shirt, scanning over the fabric for a single wrinkle. he got everything he could find dry cleaned just for this moment and steamed—three dress shirts, two pairs of pants, a vest, and two ties. you’re probably sitting on the couch at home, waiting for a text back in your pretty dress, completely unaware of the fact that he’s spiraling. seeing the dry cleaning bill plus the rush charge on top of it made him take a lap around the parking lot, but he returned brandishing his card, reminding himself that this much effort would totally be worth it. “‘m gonna go with the black pants. should i wear a vest too or will she laugh at me?”
osamu winces, sucking in a sharp breath at the thought. this is a risky maneuver, but it should be fine if he balances it out with a nice tie. one of his waitresses is mouthing a plea for help toward him, and he’s trying to let her know he needs two more minutes max.
“samu, come on,” his voice gets whiny and he stamps his foot on the carpet in frustration. “‘m getting sweaty already.”
“deodorant before ya put anything on, don’t wanna take her breath away with yer stench. match the vest ta the pants, make sure ya got clean socks on.”
“oh, fuck off! i always wear clean socks, it was only that one time.” atsumu is currently rifling through his drawers for a pair of clean socks without patterns in case you end up seeing them later on, and he finally comes up with a tight ball of fabric. he holds it up like it’s a gold nugget, the eureka of the decade, and then remembers that nobody is in the apartment with him.
“look, tsumu, i gotta go. remember ta be a gentleman ‘n hold doors, pull chairs, all that.”
atsumu’s face drops while he’s in the middle of pulling his socks on. he starts to protest uselessly, growing more panicked with every word that tumbles out of his mouth. “samu, oh my god. she’s gonna look really fuckin’ good, how do i compliment her? what if i start chokin’ when we’re eatin’ and i embarrass myself? i need ya ta talk ta me, i really like her and—”
“tsumu, breathe. no need ta get so damn worked up, it’s jus’ a date. be yerself an’ use yer judgment. ya got it in the bag, don’t sweat it.”
osamu considers that this may be the wrong choice of words, because atsumu groans and pops off the cap of what is probably a stick of deodorant. dejected, his brother mumbles a goodbye and a thanks, not wanting to hang up himself.
“wear a blue tie. send me some pictures, ‘kay? try yer best not ta look like a scrub, dude. good luck with her, yer gonna be fine.”
atsumu is quick to follow his brother’s instructions after applying one too many layers of deodorant. when he’s fully dressed, he takes a mirror photo and sends it to osamu’s cell, then texts you that he’s heading over to pick you up for dinner. he sprays a small amount of cologne and adjusts his too-tight tie before heading out the door, his tummy flipping nervously.
it is only soothed when you open the door with a smile on your face, right after a single knock. atsumu looks as handsome as ever, outfitted in a tantalizing combination of blue and black. his cheeks are a dusty pink, and they only darken when he respectfully tries to take in the beauty of your dress.
he clears his throat, snapping out of his daze, and offers you his arm, a cute though awkward grin splitting across his face. “yer just . . god, yer breathtakin’. so beautiful.”
you laugh as you take his arm, cheeks warming. “you clean up pretty well yourself, atsumu.”
“wait, what?” you cackle in disbelief, laughing breathlessly as osamu nods seriously. “no way, he really called you and begged you for your help?”
“yeah, he tore the fuckin’ place up all because he couldn’t make a decision. hey, tsumu, tell her how much ya spent on dry cleanin’.”
atsumu flares indignantly, cheeks burning with a visible glow as he sets down the wine glasses a little harder than he should. “samu, i know we’re gettin’ married, but that was two goddamn years ago. ya didn’t even help me that much, my tie was tangled and—”
you gasp in surprise, recounting the events of your first date. “baby, is that why i had to loosen it for you? it was so tight, i’m surprised you didn’t suffocate and keel over on the way up to my apartment.”
atsumu dramatically turns his head to the side, tipping his nose up in disdain. he did nearly choke himself out with the tie that had been a birthday gift from an msby teammate, but in his defense, he was rushing out the door and had only ever worn ties tied by either his mom or osamu. “maybe if i did, i wouldn’t have’ta sit here while you throw dirt all over my name, samu. and you, babe, yer laughin’ at me.”
osamu pours himself a glass of wine and watches as you console his brother, hugging him tightly. “mm mm, tsumu. i’m only laughing because i think all of the effort you put into that date was sweet. i didn’t look it, but i was almost as nervous as you were.”
eyes gleaming with hopefulness, atsumu softens and looks at you with a small smile. “really? yer not just tryin’ ta apologize for disparagin’ me in front of samu?”
“i promise,” and then you tilt his face toward your own, brushing your lips against his in what is clearly the beginning of a lovey-dovey kiss.
osamu sits back with the wine glass in his hand, then starts to gag and retch loudly when atsumu purposefully kisses you more passionately. “urk! i know yer gettin’ married next month, but everybody else an’ i don’t wanna see all that.”
instead of saying anything, atsumu lets his middle finger speak for the two of you.
inspired by this! haikyuu fluff will always be special to me <3
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steddielations · 1 year ago
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Steve acts on instinct.
There’s this guy in all black walking in front of him, he’s too busy looking down at his phone to notice, but Steve doesn’t trust that lamppost. He’s been going for daily runs, he likes to keep it simple during the off-season, and that post has been getting more rickety every day. Now it’s swaying dangerously in the wind and he knows it’s about to tumble.
There’s no time to call out to the guy, so Steve just plows forward and tackles him out of the way.
They fall in a messy heap and Steve unfortunately lands heavily on top.
“Holy shit! What the— ugh!” The guy heaves in pain and Steve hurries to scramble off of him.
“Sorry, that post was about to fall on you, man. You alright?”
Pieces of grass stick to the guy’s long hair as he takes stock of Steve and what happened. With a labored breath, he surprisingly jokes, “Guess I’m lucky the best football tackler alive happened to be right behind me.”
It’s sarcastic as shit but Steve smiles with a tug of amusement as he offers his hand. “Baseball, actually.”
“You’re in the wrong league, man,” he lets Steve pull him to his feet and groans on the way up. “Well, nice to meet you, Baseball, you pack a hell of a first impression. I’m Eddie.”
Steve would appreciate his ability to joke so soon after taking a hit, but people are starting to gather around. There’s already phones pointed at them that probably caught the whole thing on camera. Steve’s used to public attention by now, knows the press is going to have a field day with this and he hates causing a scene, but he wants to make sure Eddie is okay.
“Just Steve is good. You wanna…? This way,” he gestures toward the sidewalk and thankfully, Eddie seems just as eager to get out of there too, shuffling next to Steve as they round the corner.
He’s wearing so much metal jewelry, it’s like a costume, the jingle jangle of his every step accentuating how shaken up he seems. They get far enough behind a building and Steve stops to have a real look at him and… well he’s interesting to look at.
It’s like he hopped off the album cover of an 80s rock band, or one of Steve’s Bon Jovi posters that he hid under his bed in high school. Way too much leather and way too much hair for the California sun, all disheveled with grass and dirt.
“You sure you’re okay? Here, you got a little…” Steve’s hand hovers until Eddie nods that it’s okay from him to pluck the grass from his hair and lightly brush the dust from his shoulders. Eddie watches him the whole time, his eyes big and dark, an intensity in them that Steve can’t quite read but he can feel. “Didn’t hit your head or anything, did you?”
Steve lowers his hands, stepping back a little when he realizes how close they are. Eddie’s eyes follow him, a slight quirk to his lips that makes Steve feel the heat of the sun a little warmer on his face.
“I’m touched by your concern, sweetheart, but my brain has been through worse damage than a little bump.”
Steve frowns at the ladder, but the first bit definitely makes him feel the heat. He’s admittedly a bit out of practice but he can still recognize a come on. One that he definitely invited with all the touching and indulgent looks.
Then Eddie starts profusely thanking him for the whole ordeal, asking to treat him somewhere nearby for lunch. It’s not that Steve doesn’t want to, he’s very interested actually, and thankful that out of all the jewelry Eddie’s sporting, there’s no wedding ring. That’s why he’s reluctant because he’s all sweaty at the moment. Not to mention, he didn’t finish his run yet.
“Surely saving my life was enough cardio,” Eddie jokes lightly and Steve snorts.
“I saved you from a minor concussion, maybe,” and okay he’s gotta accept now.
The place is small and unassuming, burgers and sodas type joint. Steve’s likely to be recognized there, which he doesn’t mind meeting fans in public just preferably not now, it might be jarring for Eddie.
He heads for the booth tucked in the back corner, the most private looking spot that Steve had his eyes on too. They get a round of sodas from the waitress and right away, Eddie starts thanking him again.
“I noticed that lamppost wobbling days ago,” Steve sparks a conversation instead of accepting any more thanks, “I was planning to let it fall on me so I could sue the shit out of the city.”
He’s pleasantly startled by the big cackle that gets out of Eddie, “Any chance to stick it to the man. I admire that.”
“‘Course I would’ve really stuck it to ‘em and donated it back to the community,” Steve adds.
“Giving the people’s money back to the people, imagine Big Brother’s horror. Noble guy.”
Eddie seems to bubble with contagious delight that doesn’t match his whole leather and chains thing at all, but it fits into the somewhat magic of him. It's a wonder to Steve.
“Do I know you from somewhere?” Eddie ventures, a glint of recognition in his eyes that Steve’s seen a thousand times. He doesn’t ping Eddie as much of a sports guy and he’s not vain enough to assume everyone knows who he is. Eddie’s probably seen him while flipping the channel past ESPN or something. Or maybe an ad for that Netflix thing he did documenting last year’s season.
“I think I’d definitely remember you.”
Steve didn’t mean it as a come-on, just that Eddie’s appearance really isn’t forgettable, but he can tell by the wicked little grin Eddie sports that it was taken as one. Steve likes that even better.
“Have you ever modeled, or anything? You’ve got the looks for it.”
Biting back a smile of his own, Steve shakes his head. “I bet you say that to everyone who saves your life.”
“None of them were half as good looking." That sounds concerning but Steve’s distracted by Eddie swirling his straw in his drink, regarding him with a long look. “Really though, I just feel like I’ve seen you before.”
Steve’s done a few covers of Sports Illustrated, but he doubts Eddie has ever picked up a copy of that, so he shrugs. “Must’ve been in your dreams.”
Eddie laughs softer this time. “You trying to sweep me off my feet or something?”
“Already did.” Steve leans back, enjoying the way Eddie’s eyes follow him.
Conversation sparks and it never really dies out. Eddie just grabs topics out of thin air, talking about the city and what they like to do and movies and his amazement that Steve knows all about D&D because he’s a nerd magnet. Eddie’s personality spills through everything he says like it can’t be contained. He’s talkative in a good way, not to a point where Steve can’t get a word in. He listens intently, has a way of putting all his attention onto Steve like he’s the most interesting person he’s ever spoken to.
It’s surprisingly easy to relax. Not because Eddie has a super calming presence or anything, his energy is just all-encompassing, it’s hard for Steve not to get sucked in and hang on to every word he says. It’s one of the rare times in public that he’s not hyper-aware of everyone around him and too paranoid of having a photo snapped and taken out of context to even enjoy himself.
That happens a lot, being one of the only professional athletes who’s open about his sexuality. The media is extremely invasive with his private life. If he’s seen with any guy friend, there’s a whole press storm about Steve Harrington’s “secret beau” within the hour. It’s ridiculous and he tries so hard to keep his lovelife under wraps that maybe he’s been neglecting it entirely, at least that’s what Robin says.
Of course, that’s when his phone lights up with a message from her. His heart sinks a little when he sees the title of the article she sent to him. He quickly shoots her a text and locks his phone without reading it.
“Everything alright?” Eddie notices the shift in Steve’s mood right away.
“Yeah just,” he sighs, bracing for the inevitable part when Eddie realizes Steve isn’t worth the hassle of all this, “Someone filmed us earlier and now it’s all over the press. I’m really sorry, I totally get it if—”
“Nah, don’t worry about it, it’s fine. I figured that would happen,” Eddie brushes it off, but Steve shakes his head.
“I don’t think you understand, it’s—”
“Wanna bet?” Eddie smirks for some reason, “I’m fine with it, I promise.”
He tosses a chip into his mouth and picks right back up with the story he was telling.
Steve is stunned for a moment, wary that maybe Eddie doesn’t fully grasp how deep this goes. But he stays there with Steve, seemingly thrilled to keep talking with him even when a family comes in and keeps staring their way, obviously building up the courage to come over and ask for a picture. Eddie’s acting like Steve’s the only person in the room and that’s enough to assure Steve that he’s really fine with it.
He’s so locked into Eddie, he barely registers when the older son from the family’s table finally wanders over and asks for a picture.
Steve is in the middle of wiping his face with a napkin, about to greet him when suddenly, Eddie pops up and asks Steve to excuse him for a minute.
“C’mon little man, let’s do it,” he says and much to Steve’s confusion, the teen excitedly goes with Eddie to his family’s table.
Steve watches, utterly baffled, as they start snapping photos and expressing what big fans they are and Eddie takes it with such bravado, laughing and chatting like he’s with a group of friends.
What the— Steve grabs his phone, opening the article Robin sent him at lightning speed.
At first, he wonders how the press was able to find out Eddie’s full name so quickly, then he sees the words "troubled rockstar" and "recovering star" so many times, it becomes abundantly clear.
Oh.
He’s not so worried about the troubled part, everyone has their shit and he doesn’t read into any of it. Those are Eddie’s stories to tell Steve if he chooses, not some tabloid. But the rockstar part connects a lot of dots that have come up in the last couple of hours since meeting Eddie and—
Yeah, just. Oh.
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Varient invinsible x F!Reader
Warnings: Smut, Dubious consent, Varient invinsible
summary: INVINCIDICK
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Before you can even think properly he's already grabbing both of your wrists, pinning them above your head in one motion. Then another hand is reaching below your top, groping harshly at your boobs "So soft." You wince, trying to hold back a whimper, when he takes your nipple into his mouth and begins sucking. You lost all composure and began writhing beneath him not being able to hold back the noises that escaped you. Your whimpering making his dick twitch beneath his tight suit.
Then he bit down around you. You screamed out in pain, "What the fuck?" you asked, breath catching in your throat when he glanced up at you.
"Oh that's a nice reaction, i gotta catch you off guard more often."
He hooked a finger onto the hem of your pants and underwear and quickly pulled both of them down. He immediately began swiping his thumb across your clit, you whimpered as your eyes slammed shut, your hips leaning into the touch instinctively, begging him to give you more.
"God, so desperate, do you seriously want my cock already?"
"fuck you" the words were out of your mouth before you even knew what you were saying.
"Well, who am i to say no" he laughed as he hurriedly pulled his aching dick out from his suit, lining his soft tip up to your entrance, and slamming inside. "Fuuucck" was all he managed to moan out as you clenched around him, pulling him closer. "You're hah-" his breath hitched. "You're so fucking tight" he pressed in and out as he continued to play with your clit, loving the way it made you squeeze him even tighter.
"Shit-"
"Yeah- that's it" He whined, his hips crashing into yours, as his dick rearranged your insides. "Just a little more-" you felt him start to twitch inside you, his violent pace staggering as he reached his breaking point "Mmm fucck-" he hissed as he bottomed out and came into your tight hole, pumping you full. His body falling on top of you, breathing labored and lips just barely grazing your ear. Then you could feel his length pressed against your stomach, he was still hard.
"Fuck that was good."
He regains his composure and there's a brief moment of peace, before he's flipping you over, ass up, and lining his dick up to your needy hole, pushing in without warning. "Ah fuck." you moan out between breathes, already sore from the rough treatment. But he still hasn't had enough.
He starts a slow, sensual pace putting extra attention into grinding up against the spot he found that makes you tighten around him and cry. You grab the sheets beneath you trying to pull yourself away from the never ending assault of pleasure. It's not long before he realizes this, grabbing your wrists, pulling them behind you to pin against your back and fucking you face first into the mattress. All your desperate moans just a muffled cry that he pays no attention to.
You feel the familiar pressure building up in your abdomen as he milks his cock with your tight pussy, moaning incoherent praise into your ear "ah yes, so tight, so nice, so good for me- shit-" he can't stop himself from speeding up to an unforgiving pace, slamming into your cervix over and over, pressing you deeper into the mattress, your eyes practically reaching the back of your head as he forces you to come on his dick.
He pulls you up by your hair, forcing your back up against his chest, dick still hard, and impaling you. There's tears streaming down your face, your body slick with sweat, barely able to think straight.
"you know-" he pauses to breath "I think I might just keep you"
He turns you around to face him, still inside you, and lays back against the bed "Ride me."
Your cunt sore and exhausted you start to beg "Please, no more, i really can-" He cuts you off, grabbing your hips, lifting you up, and slamming you right back down onto his length you scream out, a mix of pain and pleasure overwhelming your body. You didn't get to tell him when to stop.
"Sure you cann, just try it, look I'll even help" an uneasy smile creeping onto his face, before you know it he's lifting your ass up again and then letting you fall right back onto his dick, splitting you in half, tears flooding down your cheeks "pl-ease" you begged between thrusts. He examined your face, contorted, covered in tears, a look of desperation painted onto your features, it was perfect.
"Shhh, its okay I got you" He ignored you and continued thrusting up into you, his hips rolling up to meet yours as he lazily planted kisses across your forehead, your abused hole clenching around him. Too worn down to fight back your body gives in as he continues to break you.
"hah see- you're enjoying this just as much as i am" he manages to speak between moans. "You just- can't get enough of me." You have become a mess of whimpers and moans, his thick cock stretching you out after so many rounds "I- I'm seriously gonna die" your voice barely above a whisper. All he did was laugh, the thought of it turning him on even more as he became desperate, roughly squeezing your ass, bouncing you up and down on his dick.
It's not long before he's falling apart beneath you, his hips stuttering into yours, whimpering as your walls squeeze around his length. All it takes is one particularly tight clench around him while he's thrusting into your cervix before hes releasing inside of you. His head falls back against the bed, cum coating your insides as his shaky hips come to a stop. His chest rising and falling rapidly below you, as he slowly opens his eyes.
"Fuck-"
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