#grimm fc

[alex-into-deep]

Switching teams?!

Scroll down to see the bois 👀 Sorry for ugly colors

Just a fun idea if these were the teams the boys had joined instead. I added them into a random generator to pick their new teams and here's what we got:

Since Grimm aren't cheaters like IU, I don't think they'd use the Power Twins to trick the league, but instead, they have them because of their skills.

Speaking on IU cheating, poor Miko often has to deal with not only his coach but also his teammates cheating and we know he's against that.

Thought it would be fun to have Vlad's hair down since he does water training with the rest of his team. His cheekbones ended up covered so I'm not too sure how recognizable he'll be.

I am curious how JJJ would be on Iron Tank. Like they Ja Nein but he provides good plans so JJJ might be pushed around a bit?

I don't know Riano to well, I need to watch all the episode I know, but I feel like he'd be about the same

Sultan team doesn't seem to get much screen time aside from the Amal 3 I think so I don't know dynamic to well but I wonder if they would influence Shakes attitude a bit. Like nothing bad but little things like not living in his small apartment and causally pulling out lots of money. 😂 IDK just thinking

[theboywonderr]

LoL!

[irlnorthshaw]

i see why y'all like him so much. HE'S SO CUTE!!!!! HE'S LIKE A CAT

i hc him to actually not be serious at all. like it's just part of the character and has to hold in his laugh 24/7 whenever he catches himself saying corny shit

[ladysavich]

your grimm headcanons?

Grimm FC Headcanons 

My favourite team GSBSVSFSVKKSHOS

Couch Belmont is like their adoptive dad

Also their makeup skills???like what? How is it not melting off from all the sweat??

I can picture Vladimir teaching his boys how to make their makeup last longer 😭

They HAVE to look good.

literally the most iconic team ever!!!

Couch belmont went through a BIG emo phase before he started his gothic football empire

 They try to scare the other teams but they aren't taken seriously 

 (Come on they are just being their amazing-gothic-low-key-Halloween-like self!!)

They are one of the newest teams apart from cognitivo fc

The team like to stay at the cauldron because it feels like home 

This is pretty much how all of their bedrooms look like

(took all the picture from Pinterest so they are obviously not mine)

Once they played the oija board…Rip ran out of the room and scully hid under the blanket.

We don't talk about the time they decided to investigate the Cauldron ‘Sam and Colby’ style💀

Vladimir tried his best to pretend to be brave.

Rip Staples secretly wants a pink aesthetic girlfriend (he thinks that is super cute but he can't find a girl like that in Feratuvia)

Also they way they run💀..its low-key scary 😭

Halloween is their time to shine

They love to see little kids dressed up in grimm attire. They find it adorable!

Also they have never failed to take a picture with their little fans

Also I feel that Grimm is probably one of the only teams to not have crazy…fangirls

They all love grim but you will never see one of those 

“I ❤ Vladimir” or “Bone Jones we love you!!💞” signs during any match.

I love how all of Feratuvia understood the assignment when it comes to their games

And how everyone collectively hates Spike Dawson 😭

I am guessing that not all of their fans are gothic or have a vampire like aesthetic, but they try their best to dress up for the games and show support

There fans are so against any disrespectful behaviour today's anyone of the players

Low key a cult. But I think that's the vibe they were going for

[kayakoba]

Make way for THE VAMPIRE QUEEEENNNNNNN— lol nah it’s just Grimm FC’s Assistant Coach, Tiara Valentina! Plus Shakes and Heart^^

[supamaxxing]

shakes was doing WAY too much in this episode like DROP IT LOOK HOW NOBODY LAUGHED THE FOURTH TIME U DID IT💔

[williamhandsomeface]

[bonimaniac]

HE'S SO GOOFY, I LOVE HIM

[recreationalfanfics]

Pride and Joy

Explaining your relationship with your father, some characteristics you have because of him (for better or for worse), and whether you treat your teams differently or the same, and more!

All of the readers were adopted at a young age and are all competitive (because it's soccer) to some degree; however, how competitive varies. Also, keep in mind I am in S6 currently.

Assistant Coach Au Masterlist

Supa Strikas

Your relationship with Coach is good! While no father-child relationship is 100% perfect, it’s safe to say that you and Coach make a pretty good duo. The trust between you two is strong, and even when there’s conflict, you both do a pretty good job of communicating with each other. However, you recognize your father’s tendency to be a tad bit too serious and aren’t above helping the team escape his shenanigans when you feel he’s going a bit too far. Even when you disagree or don’t see eye-to-eye, everyone can tell that you both care for each other no matter what.

 Coach has left pretty big shoes for you to fill, which can sometimes cause you to be a little insecure and doubt yourself. However, it also gives you the motivation to push yourself and learn from your failures to push on. You feel a big sense of responsibility to prove yourself, and because of that, you tend to blame yourself when the team fails, especially if you insisted on taking charge of their strategy. Still, you never give up and promise to always get better. While you don’t like to admit that you’re incredibly competitive, you can’t help but shoot a smug look at the opposing coach when you’re team comes out on top. 

 Sometimes, the guys can’t tell how you’re related to Coach, but then there are days when it makes sense to them. Either way, you’re still an essential part of the team in their eyes, and they’ll make sure you don’t forget it. While your father disapproves of it a little, they love to have you tag along in their whacky shenanigans, and invite you to team bonding events. They recognize that you do your best, and while they love to tease and rag on you, they do hold you in high respect. They also have a tendency to hide behind you to avoid Coach’s wrath after a bad game.

Invincible United

Your relationship with Vince is complicated; your whole adoption was probably a part of some scheme to endear him to the public, but it’s not fair to say that there is no familial bond there. While he is ruthless, Vince saw a lot of potential in you from a young age, and can’t help but feel a little bit of pride when you exhibit that same ruthlessness and cruelty. Meanwhile, you understood that every win for Vince meant that it was a win for you as well. However, you feel as though it would be better for him to invest in actually training his team rather than his elaborate cheating ideas, and urge him to actually come up with legit strategies. It’s not uncommon to hear muffled arguing behind his office door before you angrily push open the door to his office and storm off while he rubs his temples and takes out his headache medication.

You wouldn’t describe yourself as “ruthless,” but let’s just say that you’re willing to do what needs to be done in order to guarantee the success of your team, even if it means going along with Vince’s actions in some cases. For the most part, however, you’re different from him in the sense that you disagree with Invincible United’s strategy of immediately resorting to cheating. You have a better sense of sportsmanship than your father and team and will apologize on their behalf (since they obviously won’t) and can’t help but be amused as your father throws his mantrum over another failed plot. Your brain is constantly making new strategies as you observe each match, and you write down ideas for game plays you think might help Invincible United win without sabotaging the other team. These ideas often go ignored by Vince as he plans his next ridiculous plot.

 It’s not uncommon for you to argue with your team as well, chastising them about being the worst PR nightmares in history, and constantly having to clean up their messes with the general public. While you aren’t as scary as Vince in their eyes, they do still treat you with respect because they know that disrespecting you means disrespecting Vince himself. They enjoy teasing you, but it’s different because they do find you endearing, and mean it in a friendly (sometimes flirty) way. When it comes to preferences, they favor you over your father because you largely place the blame on your father rather than on them. You also secretly believe that they really shouldn’t cheat because they’re all very talented already, but you never tell them that for fear that it’d worsen the teasing. 

Iron Tank

Your relationship with Coach Von Push Up is complicated, however, not as bad compared to Vince and his adopted child. Your adopted father has a reputation for being strict and fierce with everyone he meets, which extends to how he has raised you. However, you know that every time he’s being hard on you that it's only because he cares, but there are times when that reason is not justified. While he may have been strict, he also wanted you to be able to have a backbone so you could stand up to anyone, including him. Hence why he exhibits visible pride when you argue against him or other members of the team.

You share your father’s fierceness, maybe not in the same way as he does, but you also have a fire in your eyes to win. You are much more approachable from the outsider’s perspective, as well as polite and respectful. While you aren’t as harsh with your team, you disapprove of when Iron Tank resorts to underhanded tricks, and will hold them all accountable. You will be a little athletic, maybe not to the degree that the rest of your team is, but basic things such as a nice jog or walk around the snowy landscape of the Iron Tank fortress. However, when pushed to your limits, your anger and wrath can be more terrifying than your father’s.

Realistically, you might be on the small side by the standards of the Iron Tank team, and they will tease you. However, they will defend your honor if someone dares to speak badly about you behind your back. Generally speaking, they all genuinely like you and enjoy interacting with you as you’re much more easygoing than your father. It’s not uncommon for you to be carrying on a casual conversation with them as you sit on a tire that they’re pulling for resistance training. They also know better than to test your patience because then that can get scary for everyone, your father included.

Grimm FC

Your relationship with Coach Belmont would be good. I feel like he’d be a good dad (I see him as having big girl dad energy). While he is seen as mysterious to most, he is very soft with you behind closed doors, and absolutely adores you. He would never be condescending to you, but he will 100% tell people embarrassing stories about when you were a kid that make you want to melt in embarrassment. Might be one of the only coaches who has an endearing nickname for you like “dear”, “darling”, or “little princess/prince”, but he also only uses those in private.

While your father embraces his air of mystery, you’re very enthusiastic about it, which makes you stand out but also fit in with the rest of Grimm FC. You’re not easily scared by things and are drawn to the spooky aesthetic, which confuses other teams about how you can be so happy being a part of the freakiest team in the Super League. Polite and cordial, you are fairly approachable to everyone else, but you are also just as much of a tactician as your father. Unlike the previous readers, you don’t necessarily have a problem with cheating just because you look at it from an objective standpoint (and it’s not like anyone else can judge you), but prefer to use it as a last resort. You also have a petty and vengeful side, and can barely hide your frustration at your team losing behind a strained smile.

Everyone on this team would simply adore you, but also be very protective of you. Vlad, specifically, will drag you away when people from other teams try to talk to you because those “mortals are not worth your time”. I can honestly see you having the responsibility of doing their makeup before every game. While you might LOOK like you’re the “normal one”, you can be just as mysterious and ominous as the rest of them, which they love about you. Expect them to hiss when someone is yelling at you or some other coach assistant tries to mock you.

Technicali

Your relationship with Toni would be complicated, honestly. I honestly think he would be quite distant, and the reason why you are his assistant coach is that he needed a lab assistant. Often being put second to his inventions, you have learned to ignore your father the same way he ignores you. Which causes him to be confused as you roll your eyes and half-heartedly help him with his latest scheme, after all, you must know this stuff as well because you’ll be following in his footsteps! Toni is oblivious to your feelings, and you have learned a long time ago that communication with him just isn’t possible.

Chaotic neutral Gen Z is a characteristic that I can see for you, ignoring your dad and just scrolling through whatever social media app has your fancy. You are also incredibly introverted, feeling awkward and unsure of yourself when the assistant coaches of the other team are socializing, but it can be quite chaotic once you befriend a few of them. You also don’t care much for your father’s authority and try to find accommodations for your team where they can ACTUALLY practice rather than sit around and wait for your dad to be finished with his newest innovation. Sometimes, you can put your foot down with your dad and lash out at him, causing him to be confused but ultimately step down. You are also the social media coordinator for them, often deciding which highlights get posted, and sometimes making silly memes of your players that go viral.

The team of Technicali shares your frustration with your father. You also act as an advocate for them and will snap at your dad when they are unwilling participants in his games. Ever since you joined the team, they don’t even bother going to Toni anymore because they know he’ll brush them off. They are your hype men, often admiring your latest posts and being the first ones to like them, and backing you up when you snap at your dad. Overall, they enjoy how you see them as people and not lab rats for whatever experiment Vern decides to subject them to.

Hydra FC:

I honestly think that Del Aqua would be a good dad. He would also be like Belmont in the sense that he definitely calls you endearing nicknames, but these nicknames would obviously have an ocean motif. When he is taking care of the underwater stadium or improving facilities within it, you often take over and oversee Hydra’s training. He has a lot of trust in you and doesn’t mind letting you take over as coach for a few days if he needs to. Just expect that your room had LOTS of marine decor growing up.

I can see you inheriting his appreciation for the ocean, spending your days in the stadium observing the marine life around you. I also don’t think you’d have as much of a problem with cheating, after all, he’s the one calling the shots. You can be a little spacey at times, but you just really like to take in the beauty of marine life and have the same curiosity and interest as your adopted father. However, you can also be a bit shady like the rest of your team, but you are ultimately a chill person to hang out with. When your team loses, you’re bummed but don’t let it stop you as you go back to the drawing board.

Another team that likes to tease you as a form of affection. However, they also really enjoy being around you both on and off the field. Some of them might try to impress you (platonic or romantic) during training sessions and will give their teammates a smug smirk when you praise them. It’s a bit of friendly competition within the league. They also really like hearing your info-dump about cool facts you learned, either about the ocean or not doesn’t really matter, and use it as background noise for training sometimes. They would 100% peer-pressure you into doing stupid stuff, which leads to them apologizing to you if you get injured and a lengthy lecture from their coach.

Nakama FC

Your relationship with Ura Giri would be complicated. In the past, you used to have a huge amount of trust for your father and greatly admired him. You believed in his teachings about honor and focus, finding them to be incredibly inspiring. When the news came out about how he cheated against the Supa Strikas, you and the rest of Nakama found it hard to trust him again. While Ura Giri mourns the loss of your trust, he also believes that it is the only way to guarantee Nakama's victory and to protect your honor.

 I can see you being very honest and truthful, and direct. You don’t understand other coaches and their assistants when they try to play friendly with each other, and you can often see through their fake pleasantries. You give your honest opinion about things and do not try to manipulate anyone. While you can forgive, you cannot forget, so you still respect Ura Giri but will not bring yourself to trust him as you once did. You will also directly intervene against your father’s attempts at cheating if you absolutely must have to, as you find it more shameful than losing.

 Nakama shares your sentiments about Ura Giri’s unfair tactics. When Ura Giri gives them any order that is strange or out of the ordinary, they wait for your judgment to determine whether or not they will comply with it. A lot of them greatly respect you, to the point that if they DO have romantic feelings, they will try to hide them to maintain their focus. While I wouldn’t say they’re incredibly protective, they will look out for you and defend your honor if someone dares to slander your name. Overall, the Nakama boys really appreciate all of your hard work and will back you up to confront Ura Giri and his tactics.

Cosmos FC

I can see your relationship with Buddy Watkins being complicated. While he does adore and spoil you rotten, he has always tended to let his business get in the way of his personal life. It’s also hard to reach out to him over it, as he plans his next flashy showdown for whatever match is coming up, so communicating with him is hard. He can also be quite condescending to you when you do try to bring these issues to his attention. Overall, he just thinks that he’s doing the best for you and the team, and gets confused when the money and gifts he sends you aren’t enough to cheer you up.

You are very business savvy as well as soccer strategy savvy. You help your father close down deals, which has helped you build a charismatic and likeable persona. As a result, you and Ninja both share the role of being the face of “Cosmos FC”, with you being the star of your father’s hotels and business ventures and Ninja being the face of the soccer team. When it comes to cheating, you’d rather not do it yourself because you’d hate for it to be tied back to you, but are very good at flipping the script and erasing any ties to Cosmos. However, that doesn’t mean you’re not opposed to cheating at all, especially when there is a lot riding on a game. It’s all just business in your eyes.

You do like your team, you think they’re all pretty fun, but you also think that they’re all prima donnas. When they get a big head about their fame or have a little stardom meltdown, you’re usually the one who gets sent to calm them down and get them ready for the cameras. They take what you do for granted, honestly. So every once in a while, you have half a mind to just quit and go on a nice vacation far away from them. However, they always manage to redeem themselves in your eyes, somehow.

[1v31182m5]

Supa strikas always ruining the fun cheatings of other teams but like it's actually more interesting if you don't see them doing it and actually let them keep their spooky tactics. "Oh Grimm FC's book doesn't actually tells the future" what if it did, they have a whole book of the future in their hands and they use it to just score goals

[mimpinightmare]

"Vladimir's New Look"

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Vladimir doesn't want to hurt Bones' feelings. That's all. :')

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Bones: I'm done with your hair and make-up! What do you think of your new look, Vladimir?

*Vladimir looking into a mirror Bones is holding, looking extremely sad while his right eye twitching*

Vladimir, tears streaming down his face with a weak smile: I-It looks great...

Bones: You're Crying...

Vladimir: I'm crying tears of joy..

*Vladimir's Inner Monologue, Screaming: MY HAIR!!! *

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A short comic of the Star Players of Grimm FC, Vladimir and Bones. (Based of my previous artwork of them and a Headcanon that both of them would do each other's make-up for Halloween. Bones would do terribly- "Wait, isn't Halloween already passed?" Well, Yes, but SHHHHH!) HOPE YOU LIKE IT! :D ✨💜💛💜💛💜💛💜✨

This took me 2 WEEKS to finish it- 💀 (Probably because burnout from the assignments from collage, and now just need to take it slow right now. Also, some details I forgot to add like Vladimir's 'werewolf bracelet' and incorrect coloring with the clothing. At this point, the artwork is so 'Overdue', I just need to just FINISH IT RIGHT AWAY-)

Credit:

(So I might accidently, "unconsciously" took the idea of 'Bones dressing up as a Vampire' and 'Vladimir dressing up as a Werewolf' Idea. As well as 'Vlad and Bones doing each others make-up' headcanon. So I think is appropriate to rightfully credit who thought of these in the first place)

Credit to @cynicalflesh for the idea of 'Vladimir and Bones Switching Monster Costumes'. Please do CHECKOUT her post of her idea for a Supa Strikas Halloween episode! It's a good read!

Credit to @asthmacolic for the headcanon of 'Vlad and Bones doing each others make-up' Headcanon. Please do CHECKOUT their post of the Original Headcanon!

My previous Artwork of 'Vladimir and Bones Halloween Artwork'

[nentenkoneko]

Parallels (Tiger + Spike drabble) (Supa Strikas)

Agony, racing up his side. He fell to the ground. A guttural scream left his lips.

A hand on his back. A massive shadow looming over him. He quivered and shook underneath it. Its touch hurt. Burnt, even. It felt like scalding fire. “I’m sorry!” It cried, “I’m so sorry-!”

“I wasn’t afraid.”

Tiger’s head tilted once again. “Is that what you truly think, or is that just what you tell yourself?”

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Spike kidnaps Tiger as part of his ‘make Bo suffer’ campaign. Tiger makes Spike's life a living hell just for the fun of it.

AKA

Spike Dawson and Twisting Tiger have some very neat parallels with one another that I noticed, so I shoved them into a room together to talk. And also to have Tiger just be an actual troll to Spike.

Crack unfinished(ish) drabble treated semi-seriously.

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It’s been a while since I posted anything. I’m not dead, just on a break sorting life stuff out. I’m coming back I swear, I’ve been in this fandom for almost like ten years don’t think I’m abandoning you (or any prompts in my prompt box, I’m working on ‘em! Love the ideas) </3

This came to me randomly and so I wrote this as a spur-of-the-moment thing. Figured I’d post it as it is now. It’s not good, and very little thought went into it, but I liked the parallels my brain drew up between Spike and Tiger and I wanted to write it out before it left my noggin.

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Spike Dawson and Twisting Tiger parallels (that I'm on about) for those wondering:

Spike – was injured by an opposing defender (goalkeeper) Tiger – was injured by opposing defender/s (unknown specifics)

Spike – never forgave and festered in anger and pain Tiger – forgave and allowed it to make him stronger 

Spike – retired from the league due to his injury Tiger – spent time learning to cope and work around his injury

Spike – was injured accidently Tiger – injury hinted to have been caused by a purposeful dangerous tackle

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“You know.” Tiger sat himself atop the pipe, his legs curled underneath him. Chocolate eyes peered over the edge down at him. “It’s been years, hasn’t it?”

“That doesn’t make it any easier.” Spike snarled, glaring up at the man. “My life was taken from me, I can’t ever heal from that.”

“You can, though.” He tilted his head, his face one of piqued curiosity. His words held little bite. “At least a little. More than you have now.”

“He took everything from me.”

Tiger blinked. “Did he?”

“Yes!” He snapped. His hand flew out to gesture at the room around them. The grubby, dusty dungeon he called home. “Does this look like living to you? I used to be one of the best players this world has ever seen, and this is where that got me. Surely even an idiot like you can see the problem here.”

The Strika paused, clearly in thought. His gaze wandered the confines of the room. “Did Bo put you down here?”

He narrowed his eyes. “You know what I mean.”

“But did he?”

He couldn’t help but let out a groan. “His actions put me down here. His decision to end my career put me down here. What more do you want to hear?”

“You could’ve come back.” Tiger murmured quietly. His eyes were so gentle… it was sickening. “To the league. To Grimm. But you didn’t. Why?”

“I couldn’t.”

“You were afraid. Weren’t you?”

“I wasn’t–” He threw a hand out angrily. It connected with one of the many TV screens he had littering the room. It broke upon impact. Glass twinkled against the dim lights as it fell to the floor. “How could you possibly know how I was feeling?”

Tiger’s gaze followed the trail of glass. Watched how pieces stuck into skin, rivets of blood oozing from the small puncture wounds. “Because I’ve been there before.”

“Oh.” He laughed. “Have you, now? That’s rich.”

“I was afraid too.” Tiger continued, as if he hadn’t just been jeered at. His eyes had wandered elsewhere. Glazed over, deep in thought. “I didn’t want to come back either. It was scary, putting myself out there.” His lips quirked into a frown, his face distant with memories. “I never wanted to feel that kind of pain ever again.”

Agony, racing up his side. He fell to the ground. A guttural scream left his lips.

A hand on his back. A massive shadow looming over him. He quivered and shook underneath it. Its touch hurt. Burnt, even. It felt like scalding fire, tearing open his skin, melting at his nerves. “I’m sorry!” It cried, “I’m so sorry-!”

“I wasn’t afraid.”

Tiger’s head tilted once again. “Is that what you truly think, or is that just what you tell yourself?”

“Enough with the cryptic shit.” He scowled, “Get down from there.”

“Hmm… Nah.” Tiger clicked his tongue cheekily, leaning himself backwards, arms raised. He fell, twisting into a handstand as he landed on another nearby pipeline. He began walking himself down the line using his hands, body swaying through the air. “Not until you admit it.”

“I’m not admitting shit.”

“Then I’m not coming down.”

“You’re supposed to be my prisoner.” Spike couldn’t help but point out. A lame argument, he admitted. “Not my personal clown.”

“I know.” Tiger giggled, maneuvering back into an upright position before continuing to wander across the old rusty pipeline, arms outstretched for balance. “I can be both, can’t I? Sitting in a cage isn’t really my thing. Besides.” He peered down at him, grinning, “It’s not like I’m running away. I’m kind of enjoying this.”

“You’re…” He pinched the bridge of his nose, sighing, “You’re enjoying this.”

“I’m a real life damsel in distress right now!”

“A real princess would get inside the fucking cage.”

Tiger pursed his lips, humming in thought, “I… don’t think any of the Disney princesses got into cages, actually.” He clicked his fingers, “Wait, does Rapunzel count?”

“Oh. My God.” He wanted to strangle this cocky asshole. “Get down here. Now.”

“No.”

“Tiger.”

“No.”

“Can you–”

Tiger pouted dramatically. “No.”

“Are you fucking serious right now?!”

“Yes.”

“Alright then, smartass.” He scowled, “Stay up there, then. You can’t get out of here anyway. Not when I have the keys to the only exit.”

“Pretty sure I probably can, but sure.” Tiger dropped into a crouch. He was on a pipe directly above him now, close enough to pester him, but intentionally just out of reach. “You gonna tell me your evil plan or whatnot now?”

“It’s a simple one, really-” He completely missed the way Tiger’s eyes rolled at that, “-I had everything taken from me by Bo. I can’t seem to sabotage him the same way, no matter how hard I try, so I’ll take something of his instead. Show him what it’s like to feel true hopelessness and fear.”

“Okay.” Tiger snorted. He glared up at the man, who simply chuckled down at him, “Sorry, I just don’t think Bo’s really all that scared of you, honestly.”

Spike scoffed, “Well you clearly don’t know him at all. He’s terrified of me.”

“Yeah, you must be right.” He sighed, shaking his head slightly, “I guess I don’t.”

“Well-” Spike turned back to his remaining TVs and computers, slumping down onto his chair in front of them. There was nothing left of this conversation- Tiger only seemed to be deriving some sort of sick joy of seeing him suffer like this. “-now that’s covered, can you wallow in your lack of understanding in silence while I work further on my masterful plan, please?”

“One last question-” He groaned, looking back up at the Strika, “Why me? Like- why’d you pick me? I mean I’m flattered of course, but, you know.” Tiger shrugged, “It’s just a bit random.”

“You were the easiest to grab.”

“Easiest to- hey!” Tiger gasped, “I am not! That actually hurt my feelings, what the hell- I’m not the easiest to grab. Klaus is! Or Shakes! Or even El Matador!” He leaned down a little further from his place up high, jabbing a finger in Spike’s direction, “Don’t tell me they’re too difficult for you to ‘kidnap’ for this dumb idea of yours.”

Spike couldn’t help but grin, “Oh no, Tiger, you were by far the easiest. Klaus? He would’ve been way too difficult. It was like taking candy from a baby stealing you.”

“Okay so now you’re just baiting me.” Tiger grumped, sitting fully down on the pipe and crossing his arms with a huff, “Screw you. I want out.”

“I told you-” He rolled his eyes, “-you’re my prisoner. You can’t just leave. I need you for my plan.”

“And I was fine playing along until you said that.” Tiger scrunched his nose, “Now I’d like to go back up to my room and sleep instead of spending time stuck with you in some shitty, Grimm FC dungeon, thanks.”

“Well you’ll just have to wait for Bo to come save you then, hm?” He laughed, “I’ve already sent off a message to him. I bet he’s woken up- panicking as we speak right now, begging that it’s not real. Oh how I wish I could see the look on his face!”

“He doesn’t care, man.” Tiger groaned, holding his head in his hands, “Why don’t you understand that? Besides- Bo could sleep through an Earthquake! He won’t hear the text message! We’ll be here all night!”

“We won’t!”

“Yes, we will!”

“What makes you so sure, huh?”

“Gah!” Tiger tugged at his hair with a groan, “You’re ridiculous.”

“You’re the one being ridiculous. Can’t you just sit quietly like a normal prisoner?”

Tiger paused, “...Do you… often kidnap people..?”

“Well, no…” He bit the inside of his cheek, “But in the movies they don’t complain nearly as long as you have.”

“I…” Tiger’s hands clasped together, and he sighed, “I’m beginning to understand why Bo hit you.”

“Hey, too far-!” He barked, standing up from his seat, “I could say the same for you, asshole. Maybe Colossus’ defenders should’ve aimed for your head instead of your arm to knock some sense into you.”

“Even if they’d hit my head, you wouldn’t see me wandering around crying victim.” Tiger snipped back, “You’re so obsessed with him, every waking moment of your day, man. Do you dream about him too?”

“Shut up!” He snapped, “Deep down I know you’re just as angry as I am!”

“But I’m not- I’m literally not!” Tiger tugged at his hair again, “It’s just you. I was angry when it happened, sure, but that was years ago and I moved on. You know, like a normal person? Why can’t you?”

“He took–”

“-’everything’ from you. I get it.” Tiger sighed, “But it was an accident. He apologised. You had chances to better yourself, but you didn’t take them, it’s as simple as that. You instead signed off of Grimm and made it your life’s mission to just be an asshole.”

“How would you know what I did or didn’t do?”

“Then tell me.” 

He blinked. “What?”

“Then tell me.” Tiger repeated, “If I’m gonna be trapped down here for the next few hours with you, why don’t you just- I don’t know, get it all out now? Free therapy session.” He glanced off to the side, adding with a mutter; “You clearly need it.”

“I– you’d just use it as blackmail!” He grunted, “Why would I bother trusting you?”

“I’ve watched so many documentaries about you that I probably know you better than your own mother.” Tiger deadpanned, “And do I really look like someone who blackmails people?”

“Aren’t you the guy who got his ass beat by Nakama after exposing all their secrets?”

Tiger barked out a surprised laugh, facade cracking, “That was a misunderstanding. I didn’t say anything.”

“A ‘misunderstanding’.” 

“Yeah. Just like you ‘n’ Bo.” 

“That’s not a misunderstanding.”

“Say what you want, Spike” Tiger rolled his eyes, “But I’ve seen the footage. I know what happened. It was an accident. Everyone agrees that it was an accident. Except you.”

“How would you feel if I told you your injury was just an ‘accident’?” He snapped back, teeth bared, “What if I told you all that pain you experienced meant nothing just because someone said ‘sorry’?”

“No one’s undermining your pain.” Tiger scowled, “You think during my recovery I wasn’t hit with the same thing? Colossus fans dogpiled me. Said I was faking, that it wasn’t as painful as I said it was, said anything and everything to beat me down. But you know what?” He gestured to the room around them. To the piles of rubbish and pastry bags tossed about, “At least I didn’t give in to it and end up living in some shitty basement.” He pointed a finger directly at Spike now, “People are cruel, and they’ll continue being cruel. Not an excuse for you to give up on yourself.”

“Oh, shut up,” Spike snapped, swatting the air like he could push the words away. “You act like you clawed your way out of a warzone. You got a glorified sprain, wrapped it up in some cool bandages, and the whole world fell at your feet.”

Tiger let out a breath that was almost another laugh- but there was no humour in it.

“A sprain?” He echoed, voice tight. His left arm reached to his right, tugging at the fabric wrapped around it. It fell away, revealing deep, angry scars hidden underneath. Twisted scarring that looked faintly like tiger-stripes marred the contours of his arm. “Does this look like a sprain to you?”

Spike couldn’t help but avert his gaze. The view was nauseating.

“You wanna know what I got?” Tiger asked, continuing regardless of the silence that followed, “Permanent nerve damage. Torn tendons. My arm doesn’t respond right half the time, and when it does, it’s agony. I wrap it to stop the tremors. I wrap it so it doesn’t get worse. I can’t cure it. It’ll be like this until I die.”

He slowly began re-bandaging the arm. “I didn’t have it easy, so don’t go around saying that shit.” Tiger squinted down at him. “So yeah. Maybe you think it’s unfair that Bo got to keep playing. Maybe you think he stole something from you. But guess what? He tried to apologise. Everyone tried to help you. You just spat in their faces and then cried when no one stuck around.”

Spike’s voice was uncharacteristically raw, “It wasn’t that simple-”

“Yes it was!” Tiger cut back in, “You wanted someone to blame more than you wanted to get better. You clung to the pain so tight it turned into rot. And now look at you. Angry, bitter, alone, and you’re still trying to drag other people down with you.”

He crouched again, arms resting on his knees, gaze cold and steady.

“I didn’t let the pain define me,” he finished, quiet but heavy. “You did.”

—

If I ever came back to finish this up I’d have it end with Tiger and Spike chatting and being all buddy-buddy and Bo eventually showing up, having finally woken up and read the messages, only to stumble into what looks like some crappy sleepover. Cause initially this was supposed to be humor with just a little hint of parallel talk, but it kind of went the opposite way the more I wrote.

Also I don’t think Tiger’s arm looks like that, I just wanted to throw in some cool scars or something. I actually have an injury very similar to what I assume Tiger experiences myself. No scars, no signs of trauma to the naked-eye. Also my right arm, but it’s my shoulder, not elbow/forearm. I injured it by landing shoulder-first into pure concrete whilst having a seizure. Not the exact same, as I said, but my injury is that of a ripped/torn tendon that helps control weight-bearing in my arm. If I put too much pressure on it/or angle my arm wrong, the tendon ripples like a guitar string being pulled, and then pops out of place. It feels about the same as dislocating your shoulder (I’d know, I’ve done that too), except there’s nothing you can do but wait until the tendon loosens up enough to slip back into place. It’s incredibly painful. The only plus side is that whenever it flares up my mind instantly goes ‘omg Twisting Tiger core!’ as I’m legit sobbing from agony lmao. 

It helps when it comes to writing him I suppose, ‘cause now I know what it’s like. I always was one for immersing myself into a character’s lifestyle for storytelling.

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[theboywonderr]

hello

[irlnorthshaw]

repost bc the quality before was HORRENDOUS 💀💀 this one’s for the grimm fans!!

[ladysavich]

Since you did Vince and Colonel Von Push Up as dads, can you do the other coaches as dads too please? (mainly Ura Giri, Belmont, Alfredo Del Aqua and Coach if possible)

AH! Of course! I tried my best to write a little something about each coach. Hope you like it! @everthingisconfusing

{This is going to be part 1} Part 2 will consist of Coach, Del Aqua, coach black

1. Vince (headcanons are here)

2. Colonel Von Push Up (headcanons are here)

3. Coach Belmont :

Belmont would be a cautious and gentle parent

He had multiple sets of rules about chores and other stuff when his child was growing up

Was never one to panic (didn't want his child to see him distressed and mimic the fear)

Whenever his kid got hurt, we would gently see the injured area while telling them to stay careful about their environment without making a fuss.

Would be a great dadHe has all of the kids' childhood cards, drawings and school crafts in a folder

When his kid becomes an adult, he makes sure that their living situation is stable and their home is safe

When it comes to the press and going outdoors, he makes sure that when his kid is when him, they are away from the cameras

He taught his team that whenever they are in public with his son/ daughter, they would stay in a particular formation where the players surround him/her to avoid unwanted paparazzi from asking questions.

Used to be very strict about dating, but realised that he couldn't control that and let them date whoever they wanted

4. Uragiri :

Bro, this man is old enough to be a grandfather💀

Realistically speaking, he would treat his kid just like how he treats his team“Figure shit yourself while I go create a plan to sabatoge Supa strikas”

But afterwards, he would apologise and take them out for food and little trinkets that he thinks they would like (most of the time, he is wrong)

He would be somewhat better at parenting compared to Vince.

His son/ daughter would be mature from an early age

Unlike Vince, Uragiri would try to bond with him/her over football and would tell them all of his plans for sabotaging the other teams

10/10 would bribe people for his kid's future

Miko and the rest of the team pity the poor kid. I mean, their father is Uragiri!!!!

At times they would just tell the kid to ignore uragiris crazy bullcrap.

His kid is kind of his technician since he doesn't know how to use electronic devices well, especially with his long nails.

5. Tony Vern:

Just like Uragiri, he would be pretty neglectful.

Would have forgotten a lot of school functions and events because of "coaching".

The only time his kid can spend time with him is if they are just "bonding" over inventions.

Just like Nakama, Technicalli FC would also be sympathetic towards the "kid"

He makes sure that they don't enter any restricted areas for both safety and privacy.

His kid is smart, I mean, imagine having a dad who talks about electronics and different gravity-defying phenomena

At least they have John to entertain them.

Lol imagine Tony's kid knowing about his ptsd with Skunk's and just decides to buy Skunk scent spray😭

[tytarax2]

do you know bones jones? If you do what are your headcanons?

Gosh there's no info about this guy... guess I'll improvise

The dude is super protective of you

Like f anyone so much as looks at you the wrong way they'll quickly realize they've made a mistake

He loves taking you on moonlit walks through quiet streets or forests

Probably will tease you about being scared of the dark

But keeps a steady arm around your waist to reassure you

Everything is a (playful) competition with him

Whether it's who can finish their meal first, who wins at a video game or even silly challenges like seeing who can stack the tallest pile of pancakes

Sees your relationship as something sacred, like he's incredibly loyal

And it's the type to remember all your milestones (first date, first kiss, what you were wearing the day you met, etc)

He loves quiet, cozy evenings with you

He's especially fond of cuddling up with you on the couch watching weird horror movies

He sometimes calls you his moon (like... yeah why not)

Before all the matches, he insist on you giving him a good luck charm, like a kiss, hug, whatever

He swears it's the only reason he plays so well

Don't know what else to add, hope you liked it