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cryinggirlnamedhelen · 1 month ago

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hiii can you do bllk boys pulling a prank telling you they're gonna shave their head off 🥀

food 🍰🧁🧃🍪🍡🌮🍟🍨🍵

yeyeyeyeyyeyeyeye ofc! also to anyone who’s curious, 2000 event fics are 100% coming! still just planning n trying to find motivation.

𝐛𝐫𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐢💀

𝐂��𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐈 𝐇𝐘𝐎𝐌𝐀

“i’m shaving my hair off.”

you stare at chigiri, eyes constantly flickering from his hair to his eyes. “you wouldn’t.”

“i would.”

“you wouldn’t.”

“i would.”

“have you spent a little bit too long with the bald guy at blue lock?”

he sighed. “are you just going to keep going on like this until i comply?” he didn’t need you to reply to know the answer. you nodded.

“hyoma, you would never cut off your long and beautiful and precious and perfect and amazing and glorious and luscious and soft hair. you’ve spent too long maintaining it, and you’ve used too much of my hair oil to cut it.” you muttered. he sent you a quick glare.

“you give me hair oil, i give you the princess treatment. isn’t this a fair deal?”

“not at all. plus, i’m the one who always ends up giving you princess treatment.”

“it’s an excellent deal.”

you sighed. “that was a waste of time. i know damn well that you’d never cut off your precious hair. if our house was burning down, you’d run out immediately even if there was a chance to save me just so your hair wouldn’t get burned.”

“you know me too well.”

𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐑

“I’m shaving my hair off.”

“oh, thank god. finally, i don’t need to see that ugly ass rat tail the first thing in the morning anymore.” you said, not even sparing him a glance from your phone.

kaiser’s jaw dropped, raising an eyebrow. “is this really what you think of my hair?” he picked up the blue strands of his hair, caressing them as if they were his children. you gave him a side eye.

“yes.”

“this is breaking my heart so much. i can’t do this anymore.”

“obviously, you’re not actually going to cut off your hair.”

this time, kaiser gave you a side glance. “of course i’m not going to.” you signed, finally truly looking at him.

“you looked better with natural and long white blonde hair.” you muttered. “like the type you had when you were 16 ish.”

“what, you want me to take a trip down memory lane or something?” kaiser murmured, a few blood vessels popping out of his temple. you sighed; he would 100% get ragebaited by 12 year olds n the internet.

“yes, i do. and i want you to remember the time when your hair wasn’t a fucking rat tail. this shit is not tuff. no point in trying to cosplay as ratatouille.”

“i hate you.”

𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐄

“i’m shaving my hair off.”

“what?! nonononono—my beautiful, magnificent, wonderful, amazing, perfect, glorious king sae; whenever i complained about your hair, i only ever wanted you to let your bangs down, not shave all of it off entirely!” you cried.

“it’s—“

“please, i’ll get on my knees and i’ll go to every single one of your matches and never pretend to get sick again and i promise I’ll do anythinggggg!”

“it’s a prank. and you were pretending to be sick just to skip my match?”

oh.

oops.

“oh, so like, about that…” you managed a shaky grin, fiddling with your fingers. “just a joke. ha ha. ha ha ha.”

sae’s eyes went downcast, staring at you as if you just admitted to using gen alpha slang. “liar.”

“okay, maybe once. actually, maybe twice. uh, just kidding. buuuut it’s only 3 times! and i promise i’ll neverrrrrr do it again.” you exclaimed. “but do let you bangs down once in a while.”

“no.”

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ysrjune · 4 months ago

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TWINS!SCOTT & SAM MONROE ‹𝟹

the twinsies are back by request 🥹 no smut it's just them being silly brothers. 🥰 they use modern slang cause they're just so teenage boy I hate them..

dedicated to @alealuvshayden my babe 🥀

@samonroe @alealuvshayden @zapernz @dollfilmz mentioned..

"Hey, my mom says to throw out the trash." Sam opens Scott's bedroom door as his gaze is focused on his phone. "Oh my fucking God, Sam. How many times have I told you to knock before coming in?!" Scott groans, pausing his game. "Like, deadass you're so fucking annoying dude." He keeps going and rolls his eyes. "Okay, I didn't ask. Just take out the damn trash." Sam gives attitude. "Like, now." He says after staring at his brother who was staring at him.

"ASAP BROCHACHO, NOWWWUHH!!!" Sam snaps his fingers. Scott HATES when people snap at him like he's a dog. "SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!" Scott throws one of his pillows at Sam.

Sam laughs and throws it back. "You're so easy to annoy." He walks away, leaving the door wide open. "OH MY GOD YOU LITTLE BITCH IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP." Scott screams and chases after Sam. Sam screamed and ran off to the living room.

Scott and Sam were tackling each other on the couch, and their father unfazed as he watched TV. This was genuinely a normal thing. Sam annoying Scott and then getting beaten up. Scott wasn't really throwing punches so he could hurt Sam. He was mostly just yelling in his face and pushing him far into the cushions. "HEY!" Their mom yells. Both teenagers look over at her and stop fighting. "Sorry momma." Scott purses his lips. "Yeah, you better be. Take out that trash."

That made Scott tweak out. He choked himself out, even being dramatic and making choking noises when she looked away. He stopped after a moment, acting like he hadn't done anything. He took out the trash.

Sam was now talking to his dad (annoying him with band knowledge) and once Scott came back in, Sam shut up and stared. "Hey, mom said to STOP fighting with me. Don't even think about it, blondie."

"SHUT—" Scott cuts himself off as soon as he sees his dad's side eye. "Would you shut your mouth, you irksome twerp."

"I don't know what that means."

"You look like you wouldn't know what it means."

And there they were again, at each other's throats. Their dad was laughing at them wrestling on the floor. He was even recording it. Scott has more muscle than his brother, so it's not a shocker that he's always the one winning these matches. Sam then bit Scott.

"AYE YOU CANT DO THAT. ITS CHEATING!" Scott smacks Sam's mouth. "DONT SMACK ME." Sam yells and pulls Scott's hair. That whole fight was so dumb. They were slapping each other around, and their dad was just laughing his ass off. But then there came their little brothers..

"You guys are so gay. Why are you always on top of each other?" Ryan asks. And you could guess.. their dad was losing it. Oh how he loved having sons with no filter.

"Alright buddy boy, that wasn't funny." Sam shakes his head. "Too far, dork. Even if I were gay and we weren't related, I would NEVER let Sam try anything on me." "Who says I'd even try y—WHY ARE YOU EVEN PUTTING THOUGHT INTO IT?!" Sam realizes. "EEEWWW you're so.. EEWWW." Sam shoves Scott away, gagging exaggeratedly. "Okay calm down, morticia." Scott rolls his eyes.

"Morticia? I think he's more like Thing." Kevin, their other brother says. "But together, they're Wednesday and Pugsley." Ryan laughs. (they both ended up getting chased around the house and into the backyard where they got tackled.)

dickdownyamomma48: mind if a white boy speaks a little espanyol this afternoon?

monroe.scott: God damn fatty. Is that all for you?

monroe.scott: ts don't even look good 😭💔

monroe.scott: aye my momma says to bring ice cream home or else she's gonna whoop you

coreythedude: bro wants us to think he's on a date 😭😭

alealuvstwinks: omg is this a soft launch 😛😛

zapernz: this made me mad delete it

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monroe.scott: 🥊💯

dickdownyamomma48: woah ok timmy tuff knuckles

dollfilmz: MEOWWW

zapernz: 😕.

coreythedude: sybau 💔

alealuvstwinks: wait lowkey.. ��

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monroe.scott: 💪🏼 something my bitch ass brother doesn't have

dickdownyamomma48: wtf are you dissing me at 3:43pm on a Tuesday for?

dickdownyamomma48: I know this post was just to have that pinky girl see 🥀

coreythedude: aura farming..

alealuvstwinks: this one gave me the ick I can't lie. this is NOT a banger.

dollfilmz: 👅

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dickdownyamomma48: oh yea

monroe.scott: motherfucker is that MY dope 😐

dickdownyamomma48 replied: do something about it pussy

zapernz: why didn't you invite me ho

coreythedude: lungs blacker than your hair 💔

alealuvstwinks: ok

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ok guys I didn't rly fw this but here's um here it is

@bxbyysstuff @anakinstwinklebunny @lovethestarrs@valloos @anisangeldust @xo-yaaaaaasxo @anakinca @dollfilmz @alexlovesysrjune @sockiess @sythethecarrot @speaknow-sw @loveamira

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virtuepoint · 5 months ago

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한서원 (SEOWON) just made a post!

wonmyheart a gift for sweetea who i’ll be seeing often this time (i’m counting down the days!) 🤍 i’m working hard to be someone you’ll love even more 😉 i thought of sweetea through all the recording sessions and rehearsals, i’m so excited for you to see it~!

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sodapopping: seowon it boy sodapop kings of 4th gen!!!! clubseowon: yall won’t ever catch a phaze boy working hard like this for their fans ↪️ hysol96: had no reason to drag them unprovoked so i pray that the men yall think are ur bfs r seeing 2993 women rn richmenonly have u guys ever see a man so bf it makes u wanna DYE. valseowon: ts helped me survive til march 28 🥹 challengerswithyng: Should I stan Sodapop? ↪️ seolostan: just stan seowon instead 🤷‍♀️ jackietaylor: the way he looked to the side in the 2nd pic is lwk so tuff 👀🥀 urlovergirl: seowon post more ot6 pics ty

#INSTAGRAM.#payola please and thank u.

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astroreoreoreoreoreoreoreo · 2 months ago

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𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓀.

that time when i spiel multiple disconnected sentences at you and expect you to comprehend and respond or something (sorry man idk how to do this stuff)

new fga chaptr. spoilers because i forgot last time

this is all very tense. gyacckhhhh. im shaking with anticipation for next week … ., .,,

oreo i love love the horrid disgusting miscommunication i will kill them all. this just so . plot of them

shakes and bangs on the floor. oh. my idiots. gio and his stupid avoidance. his refusal to bestow worry and perceived burden. FFAACKK

also 🅱️ossu gio! hilarious

mysterious bird. hawk. tuah? no sorry 💔 interesting. very intriguing

gio is so nonchalant. stop it IM FRYING. AAGHGH JUST SAY *SOMETHING*!! AAHHHHH he doesnt know better does he. oh he’ll learn in time im sure. hah. yeah put suicidal ideation girl in a Situation again. yeah thatll go fine. ok

as for distruzione …. they really are a screwed up coworker ‘corporate family’. i totes see it. theyre starting to grow on me. big W (i got culto on the quiz btw. idk about that tho honestly. but i agree with knowing im a side character and hating it

boss is frying me. hes a literal caricature. bro think he tuff ✌️😭🥀 #gtfo

another one! (religious upbringing contributes to worldview)

his mistreatment of everything and everyone around him is giving projection. thats just me though. something something punching down to keep yourself up. yeah hes so closeted hes homophobic. thats literally it. april and him are evil lavender relationship

as for the question at the end….van gives me wonderfully aroacespec vibes. i am projecting but im sure it makes sense somehow <- has no justifications

oh man ! think this is . enough. i cant think of anything else… i should analyse but seriously im burnt. but banger like always. i wait for next tuesday 🫡

You are great at this stuff do not worry. I am always happy to read the sentences ^_^

how fugo and giorno feel after refusing to talk to one another or anyone else about their problems (this is clearly the best way to go about it)

gio iron deficient and pale and sick and also heartbroken and still doing his job because he's using to ignoring his own suffering #damn 😔 fugo is making me so mad rn. be nice to gio right now

DID I LEAVE THAT IN?? NOOOOO I FORGOT TO TAKE IT OUT my professional image is crumbling AAAAAAAAGH

I was like "how can I make this DIO core. Oh random ass bird that functions as a callback to Pet Shop even though that makes no sense 👍"

How giorno feels after keeping it all inside. And telling no one about The Problem (it was bad when Trish did it but when he does it it's fine ✨of course ✨)

I like to imagine Distruzione as like. This found family full of evil fucked up idiots and the impressionable minors they have dragged behind them. Therapy would have saved them but none of them would ever think to get it because in their own eyes there's nothing wrong with any of them.

Boss makes me so crazy bro he could've been a good person. He could've taken any of the many upsets he's had in his life and tried to change for the better. But NOOOOOO !! HEAVEN FORBID !! He's so lost in his image of himself that he doesn't realize people did love him and were trying to help him all his life, even if those people weren't the ones he wanted to be loved by so badly :( aaagh

It's the thought that he was a kid once too that makes me so sad. Who trained him to be this way. ough

Oh yea he's not a Bible person. Only god he listens to is himself #egotistical

That is true about him actually. He's simultaneously self obsessed and unable to look himself in the mirror. He was never good enough as a kid and now he has to make sure no one else feels good enough because he's an immature bitch that still hasn't gotten over his childhood trauma or whatever. Maybe he thinks if he can become Good Enough (that is, Better Than Everyone Else) his trauma will undo itself? Hah. Idiot.

aroace van... I see it tbh. He doesn't care about anything except for the few people he likes and the stuff he likes so I could see him being somewhere on that spectrum. Fun fact Sammy is canonically aromantic

hell yea! see you next Tuesday!!!

#thank you as always for the commentary I freaking love it #hell yeag #fugo's gay adventure

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rinsoap · 3 years ago

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haikyuu men as my icks bc i hate these men sm 👎

inspired by missmeinyourbones !! / not an x reader.

talks in a baby voice bc his mom didnt give him enough attention (me fr) and u feel bad but its literally so bad that u cant help but audibly groan everytime he refers to himself in third person bc "baby wants cuddies 😣"

bokuto... oikawa (on his worst days). lev (ugh i hate lev 👎) kuroo (bokuto rubbed off on him 🙁) asahi.

acts like a mean middle school boy, absolutely ABUSES the laughing cat emoji "thats tuff buddy 😹💀" like STOP IT. he'll jump to touch the door frame or even worse do that stupid fucking thing where he clings onto the door frame and leans his torso forward but his feet stay? why r u built like a bracket ) ???? refuses to wear anything but shorts and a tshirt even if its snowing. he will literally be shivering and is still like "its fine im not weak 😒" and pls do not get me started on the mouth breathing.......

tanaka. atsumu (but he grew out of it eventually!) i am trying to have hope. hinata.

the most pretentious man u will ever meet. he thinks his poetry is groundbreaking but theyre all haikus and all of them can be summed up by "i was the poem..... but she couldnt read 😣💔🥀" like who r u even talking ab ur single ass has one ex from third grade ❌ tries so hard to be witty but is just corny man like wdym u can quote "sniff out a fake nirvana fan anywhere" ????? he will hype up this "underground" song that the "tiktok mob" hasn't "gotten" yet and its why'd you only call me when you're high by arctic monkeys ?

both miya twins..... oikawa. tsukishima (he is of course a fucking prick). semi i rly dont want to believe this but deep down i KNOW. kyotani. kenma.

has the WORSTT fashion sense like he has zero sense of style. im talking fitted sweats or the sweats that are baggy in the crotch area but super skinny and fitted on the legs. he wears full on tech fleece or those ugly fake bape hoodies and calls it y2k like babe....... and what makes it worse is that he's a fashion SNOB. he is insufferable like he thinks he is so cool and has no idea he looks SO BAD 😭

TERUSHIMA (have u even seen him oh my GOD). atsumu (but he actually did grow out of it bc u would not let him live it down). nishinoya. kindaichi... i am so sorry for this but kuroo 🙁

he cannot clean himself for shit 😭😭 like he showers but he just straight up does not wash his ass "but the water runs down it so ???" like it is surprising he even knows what a loofa is. uses one of those dumb ass "8 in 1" IK ur not using ur "shampoo" to wash ur body ❌❌ and his fingernails r always dirty u have no idea how bc whenever u ask he just says "i dont know how they get like thaaat im sooo clean!! 🥺" u already know there's one lie in that sentence its a good bet its ALL a lie.

daichi (it was such a shock tbh but he absolutely ABUSES 3 in 1). atsumu maybe he is a walking ick. terushima (are we surprised?) kenma (he's a gamer duhh). mattsun (until the entire team bullied him for it W seijoh fr 🙏)

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