#he's vain. a reckless flirt. weird. and offputting. but also... *holds up a mirror* | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

britneyshakespeare · 4 months ago

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My bestie and I went shopping last night, de facto Galentine's because none of our other friends were available, but plenty of fun nonetheless of course. I have been friends w her for years and I love spending one-on-one time w her; we don't do it enough. Anyway we went shopping first before we got dinner, and we both really like Friendly's so that's where we went. The Friendly's we went to, we go to all the time. It's NEVER busy even on Friday nights. I love it for that. So I completely didn't think of putting off going dinner till like 7:30. But when we walked in, we had to stand in line for AWHILE and the whole place was CROWDED. I was like, WHAT? The fuck is happening here. Are people going on DATES?

#fwiw it mostly seemed to be families #ppl take their kids out for vday! ive gone to friendly's w my family on valentine's day #i forgot that was even a thing tho since i never do anything on vday anymore but give cards to my friends at most #friendly's isn't exactly date vibes even for a chain restaurant lol #not that it wouldnt work on me!!!!!#yeah we finished eating too late to make it to tjmaxx before it was bout to close anyway #which is a shame. but it's mass school vacation week so we'll probably go out this week too #she's a teacher too lol #it was nice. girls night girls night girls night girls night #tales from diana #we both ended up talking about boys for TOO long #i was talking about Man for a long time. SHE brought him up first tho but i just couldn't shut up #bc of the state ive been ruminating about him lately. she didn't mind #i talk about him to my friends so little that there's a lot to fill in. and he's a fascinating tale #it's the only time they've seen me be The More Loving One by W. H. Auden #i think some of my friends (her particularly) see me as an irony #an aromantic woman who can have any man i want. he is exhibit A that ce n'est pas ça.#but i was talking about him w his full name a lot and she was pulling up his socials on her phone #and googling his old modeling pics and stuff. i wonder if anyone who overheard me was like damn who is this guy #like did my waitress go home and google Man? that would be funny #what a flex. i sound vain as fuck when i talk about men i know i do #i am vain. he's the one person i know who is less modest than me though #he's vain. a reckless flirt. weird. and offputting. but also... *holds up a mirror*#he's a hyperbolic male equivalent to my worst traits. so. id hate to see a man hanged for it

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