#hi bagel..

[disorganised-bagel]

is this anything

[jadegr8]

I actually did it I made Neil Gaiman's Bagels!!!

Here's a picture of them freshly out of the oven :D

But please someone tell me is barley flour even real?! Did Neil invent it?! Because I searched 4 supermarkets in and outside my town as well as two local eco stores and I found everything, EVERYTHING except for barley flour. I mean, it worked without it but I was so annoyed. They are a little flat because by the time I got back from my little odyssey it was already kinda late so I shaped them and threw them into the fridge and, well, wasn't my best idea :')

But they really REALLY taste amazing, so much better than anything you can buy at the bakery <3 (in fact so amazing that I made another batch of dough :)

This is the post where Neil shared his recipe btw:

https://www.tumblr.com/neil-gaiman/708749898953179136/hi-neil-why-did-you-stop-making-bagels-what-did

If you have sourdough started I highly recommend you give it a try ;)

[zorangezest]

hiiii I saw your post of Soundwave being a cat (good shit indeed I am devouring it) and in the tags you wrote that your cat was with you as well

can you please send picture of the cat please send picture of the kitty cat please I am gently gnawing on your shoulders and begging on my knees please show the cat

WELL, WELL, WELL….

IM DELIGHTED YOU ASKED!

[the-artist-grimm]

Forneus should bench-press Narinder

Vessel #7 was an interesting disciple. She came in with a strong sense of justice and a desire to help, yet in the same vein could be overtly informal and overzealous-namely in her over-confidence in flirting with anyone, from her cultists to enemies to Death himself. Despite his lack of interest and repeated attempts at telling her to cease fooling around, she continued taunting him till the day she abdicated the crown.

She got under his skin in a way others hadn't, and while at the time he'd loathed it, once she was gone, he found himself missing her sound. Her deaths were rare as was her company, but even so, most vessels didn't bother trying to converse as much as she did, and while he could've done without the flirts, it was almost enjoyable at times, when she dropped the flirting that is.

[elline]

oh.gofd oh god oh god oh my god please oj my god

[canisalbus]

My mother saw me scrolling through Machete posts and asked me "why does the white beast always look like he dropped his bagel cream cheese side down?" and I didn't know what to tell her.

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[day-mark]

i hope hes sleeping well on his mattress with speakers and that he had lots of frozen fruit and ice

[gomzdrawfr]

Sometimes Price forgot Raven can’t have flowers but he already bought them, standing awkwardly outside the store and thinking about what to do with the flowers:

1. He could, technically, throw them but thats wasteful and if Raven finds out his ass is whooped

2. He could, give to random strangers, but everyone on the street is giving him the stank eye and minding their business, no old ladies or kids on sight, so no

3. He could ask for a refund, but he didn’t want to explain himself

4. He could also, give the flowers to the cashier, but what if the girl misunderstood, Raven would also whoop his ass if she found out

Solution: give it to the boys and watch their confused, guarded, amused and thankful expressions in that order

[mmpookie]

(floor 12 spoilers ig..) this audio is so canon to him idc

[carrythatwayt]

Edmundo. What. Are. You. Doing.

More Eddie: Frank's Overtime; Beautiful Disaster ; Fair of Face, Dumb of Ass

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 65

Geralt and Jaskier attend a flower festival at a village. Geralt notices that everyone is giving each other flower bouquets, wreaths, and crowns, so Geralt decides to make a gift for Jaskier. The festival has buttercups, but not dandelions, so he has to pick some himself, add in a few cornflowers because they reminded him of Jaskier's eyes, and bam! It's done! He gifts it to Jaskier, and Jaskier is very touched, thanking Geralt profusely, and giving him a kiss. Jaskier meanwhile, is just absolutely flabbergasted that Geralt gave him courting flowers! It's a dream come true!

[matteoberrettini]

i love love love the way he always looks absolutely miserable when he says "i'm happy"

[irenespring]

Finally finished the scene in my Hilson fic that was giving me so many problems, which I have affectionately titled "Scary Immunology Intern attempts Wilson-style 'comforting the distressed person,' 14 dead, 36 injured."

[ps-cactus]

[prince-bag3l]

What do I even say

[cerealmonster15]

joker and his boy best friend,,,,,, pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu pegoryu. i love them.