#home stuffing

[toyastales]

Bacon and Cheese-Stuffed Tater Tots

[icaruspendragon]

he did. my husband tried. he tried to warn them. he did. he said to them, “i’m not as into this as my wife is. i just like looking at cars, but she’s got all the facts and specs and everything. she’s practically a walking encyclopedia.”

and they didn’t believe him. they laughed. they shrugged it off. they shrugged me off. they were warned. and yet they still decided to try and put me to the test. they were warned. they were warned of what would happen to them. and yet they didn’t listen.

their ambition made them icarian. their folly turned my warmth from brilliant to sweltering.

their hubris led to their humiliation.

they were warned. but ambition makes men bold.

this is all just a very dramatic way of saying that grown men decided to play a game of, “oh you’re a fan? prove it” only to have their asses handed to them by their opponent.

this was the opponent btw:

[digitalmemoriez]

[pel-vis-bone]

Doin' her lil dancey dance🌸

Plus some wips?? Maybe just doodles idk but dog julie is a callback to a species swap from months ago

[witchrealms]

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[unpretty]

envelope stuffing is probably my favorite part of my job tbqh, that part of karen from hr was legit wish fulfillment

[stitched-hearts]

Washing a plushie for the first time really be like "Okay so I read the cleaning instructions 47 times, I have him in a laundry bag which is sealed up securely, all the settings are the absolute gentlest options possible, I have it set to double rinse to be sure all the soap gets out. However, and hear me out for a second, what if he spontaneously combusts in there and he's Gone Forever."

[buffetlicious]

Next day’s dinner is still the same Bamboo Shoot & Pork Stew plus two new dishes. One of them is Pork Ribs Soup with Yong Tau Foo, where there are pieces of stuffed bitter gourd, bean curd puff and fish balls. The second dish is boiled pork belly which is sliced up and drizzled with light soya sauce.

[perksofbeingpoet]

todd hadn't felt ready to enter neil's room because he was scared of its emptiness, but looking at the stuffed animal sitting on a dead boy's bed, he suddenly longs for blank walls.

it's a dog. floppy-eared. orange eyes. its fur is matted where neil must have pressed it against his cheek as a child, his chest, his neck.

it looks up at todd, big-eyed, glass-eyed.

its fur is matted where neil was alive.

todd wants to say something, something stupid like "i don't think he's coming back, buddy" or "oh look, there's two of us", but his throat feels sore and thick.

the dog looks up at todd, big-eyed, glass-eyed.

its fur is matted, and todd can almost see it- neil, a toddler, sleepily rubbing his eyes, running to the kitchen table barefoot, always carrying this dog. he can see neil asleep in a bed half the size of this one, rolling over in his sleep and reaching out for the comfort of this stuffed animal.

he can see neil- reaching out.

the dog looks up at todd, big-eyed, glass-eyed.

[cozeecritter]

Nimbus and Gilly. Nimbostratus and Galadriel. Nimbiscuit and Gillyflower. 🩵🌈🌸💚

[toyastales]

Mozzarella Stuffed Soft Pretzels!

[jadewritesficshere]

Grey

Steve Harrington x fem!reader

Synopsis: Steve gets a wake up call from yall's daughter

Contents: talks of aging, kids being kids, references to smut but nothing explicit

Steve groans as his consciousness comes to. Something is hitting his face. Someone. Repeatedly.

Steve squints his bleary eyes open as a hand smacks him in the jaw again. A small smile appears on his face even though his jaw stings from the impact. "Morning," Steve's voice is still thick with sleep as he turns to look into brown eyes barely peeking over the edge of the bed.

A quiet voice repeats back ,"Morning," to Steve before arms reach up over the edge of the bed to try and grasp something. Small hands grab the blanket and tug it off of him slightly as the child attempts to climb up. At two and half, Amelia Joy Harrington can barely see above the edge of her parents' bed, let alone get on it.

Steve hoists Amelia up and sits her on his stomach. Steve winces as Amelia scrambles, a stray foot hitting his thigh precariously close to his crotch. Arms are thrown around his neck in a hug as Amelia lays her head against her dad's chest.

Steve feels like his heart could burst out of his chest from the joy he is feeling. A hug from his baby? The best way to wake up in the morning. Who cares if his jaw is still stinging and probably red, his little girl loves him.

Steve sighs in contentment. Steve holds his daughter close until she starts to fidget and wiggle. Amelia sits up and throws her hands in the air. "Happy Birthday!" She whispers excitedly, except she has no concept of how quiet a whisper should actually be and says it in a much too loud voice.

"What?" Steve asks, hand hovering near Amelia's side in case she slips. Amelia's eyebrows furrow as she pouts at him, a look that is an exact copy of you. Her arms slowly lower as she stares at Steve. "Happy Birthday. You old." Amelia pouts at him.

Steve blinks at Amelia in confusion but nods his head. First off, rude, he isn't that old. Steve isn't sure where she gets her unfiltered, blunt commentary (it absolutely isn't him). Second, it absolutely isn't his birthday. Not even close.

"Why uh...why is it my birthday?" Steve asks, unsure if Amelia fully understands the concept. Not sure if he can explain the idea of a birthday to a two (and a half) year old. "Grey." Amelia declares giving Steve whiplash. Before Steve can speak, Amelia points at the comforter," Blue." Steve smiles," Yes, blue."

Amelia points to her shirt," Green." Steve nods. Amelia taps under Steve's eye, lashes brushing against her finger causing him to close it. Steve hopes she doesn't attempt to actually poke his eye.

"Brown." Amelia declares. "Thats right." Steve grins, his girl is so smart. Amelia points to his temple," Grey." "That's ri- what?! No!" Steve's mouth drops open as Amelia giggles. "Uncle Dustbin says grey is old. Birthday makes old. Happy Birthday!"

The creak of the loose floorboard in the hall notifies Steve of your approach. You peek into the doorway of the room, seeing your two favorite people. One looking aghast and the other giggling at her father's reaction.

"What's going on in here?" You ask, leaning against the doorway. "Grey. Birthday." Amelia announces, like it explains everything. And it does in her little mind.

You hum in response, looking at your husband who seems lost for words. Amelia slides off of Steve and off the bed, Steve guiding her so her feet land on the ground absent-mindedly. He would never let her fall or get hurt. Or you.

Amelia half walks half dances in your direction. A prance in her step, she stops in front of you and grabs your hands. "It's daddy's birthday," She says before headbutting your leg. You chuckle and pat her head as she dances out of the room, in her own little world.

"You lying to my kid again?" You ask once Amelia is gone. Steve sputters as he sits up," I did not- our kid- did not lie." "Uh-huh, sure," you say sarcastically. Steve rolls his eyes at you as he gets up out of bed.

Steve stretches as he rocks on his feet, back cracking, before strolling over to you. "Good morning," Steve mumbles, hand landing on your hip. You hum back as he leans in and kisses you. Soft. Slow. Sweet. Leaving you longing for more as he pulls back.

"Love you," Steve says, fingers running along the waistband of your pants. "I love you too," you want to melt into him. Curl up in his arms and stay in this moment. Let the love and adoration fill the air around you.

"Do I look old?" Steve is the first to break the silence. Your brow furrows in confusion," huh?" "Amelia she," Steve huffs out a laugh," said I have grey hair." You chuckle as you bring a hand up, fingers threading through his hair," You have some but its nice." "Its nice huh?" "Makes you look distinguished. Handsome." You bite your lip and look up at him.

Steve knows that look. Knows it well. It's the look you gave him the first time you moved past just making out. The same look you gave him on your first anniversary. The same look you wore on your wedding night. The same look you gave before Amelia was conceived.

Steve can't help the smirk that spreads across his face. If getting old gives him that look, well, he won't complain.

"What about me?" You ask, batting your lashes. "Beautiful," Steve kisses your cheek," Gorgeous," he kisses the corner of your lips. He continues to alternate between kissing all over your face and praising you.

"My love," Steve whispers before kissing you softly on the lips. You sigh into the kiss, one hand tangling in his hair, the other trying to pull him closer.

A loud crash from the living room has you two pulling back from the sweet moment you stole. "What was that?" You call down the hall. "Nothing!" Amelia yells back, making you sigh but smile. Steve can't help but grin too. His life was a little hectic dealing with a rambunctious child, but he wouldn't trade it for the world. And he thinks, if life is like this, he can manage getting old with you. He wouldn't want it any other way.

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Hihe'e the Hawaiian Crab

[faygos]

SCREAMS!! LOOK WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL!!! BUNBERT!!! thank you SO much @ozmodai, the plushie + bonuses are BEAUTIFUL 💚💙🩵💚

[8irdies]

good bright buddies! UFO (uuonderful frogtastic object) and sugarpop the jellycat bunny! 🛸🌈

[witchrealms]

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