#i don't know how to explain it but same vibes
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I found another insane parallel between the media currently rotting my brain.
Commodus " Busy little bee " moment in Gladiador
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Charles Lee Ray " You told them about us?? Why would you want to destroy this family?" from Curse of Chucky.
#i don't know how to explain it but same vibes#obsessive psycho wants to play family and will make it everyone else's problem untill the woman ' betrays him'#by wanting to save the children#lucius is in the positions of both barb and nica: sort of unaware because the child spirited guy charmed him#yet being in direct danger once the psycho sees things won't go his way#commodus#chucky#lucilla#sarah pierce
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Hunter and Luz's deaths being reverses of each other is crazy work in so many ways. Hunter is working on his emotional well-being, and beginning to accept himself. He lists the things he wants to do in order to stay focused so he can take himself (and Belos) out. Hunter hasn't been able to fully escape his trauma, in fact it literally overtakes him and he hurts people he loves, and he's holding onto the potential life he won't get due to Belos. Hunter's possession is forced on him, it's out of his control, it's the unfair expectations and history of violence that he could try and recover from but it still a part of him.
Luz has been in the exact opposite mindset. She's been really depressed and doesn't see a future for herself where she doesn't hurt everyone in her life because of her guilt. Luz is planning to sabotage her friendships in order to protect her friends from her perceived "brokeness". But her death is sudden and shocking, her sacrifice isn't made out of guilt but of an inherent impulse to save somebody else. Luz has to choose to come back, and she accepts a "possession", where she's in control. Luz has to accept that she's good, that she is worthy of life because she's here, right now, and she is enough.
They both also deal with the aftermath differently, with Hunter grieving and being angry at himself for what happened (which Luz and their friends perceive as him being angry at them). Hunter wants to get revenge on Belos at first, but then his focus shifts to protecting his friends and fighting for the Isles instead. Luz comes back with a lot of joy and excitement, she's happy to be alive again and its fun and she's more than happy to get revenge. After that fades, Luz is left tired. But they both end the series getting on the same page- they both love their families, and they both choose to live.
#the owl house#toh#luz noceda#hunter deamonne#tw death#tw sucidal ideation#thats like super transparent in the show but she doesn't say it directly lmao i thought i'd be safe#i get the vibe that Luz . definitely had to do years of therapy to unpack all that LMAO like how do u explain like yea I fully wanted to#explode and die forever but then I got killed in front of everyone and was like. wait a second WAUGH#Luz like I saw my best friend die and it was really upsetting and then I died the next day BY THE SAME PERSON that was crazy..#i didn't mention that but getting killed by the same person is really funny /neg like. I know ppl read Luz's death as slightly unintentiona#like I don't think he really cared that much about it like he was ok with killing her before#he tried it like a day ago and only didn't bc of Hunter LMAO#i think he was just more. confused that she would help Collector after the harm they did#wait that's gotta be a new post-
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bexstevie
"definitely! i think any job you have to deal with people consistently will bring that..." you really never know what you're going to get working in the service industry. you get mean people, you get nice people, you get weird people. it's all a gamble. "sometimes it's kind of fun. like what are you going to get today? and then other times it just like, sucks." he leans down to take a sip of his drink frowning as he thinks back to some random memories in short time being a barista. "mm. you could always try something else? could switch to a restaurant instead! maybe the vibes would be a little different?" stevie cocks his head to the side. "it's like, kind of the same, no?" "heeey, don't be too harsh on yourself! you're not terrible." stevie frowns, giving his best glare. he was on next gen too, and he knows seira isn't as bad of a dancer as she claims to be. "and when you've got me to practice with, you'll get even better! trust!" "i always thought languages were kinda cool. it is cool when other people explain it, even if it takes me too long to figure out what they mean." stevie cracks a little grin, sheepish as he scratches his cheek. "if you like, could learn a new language, what would it be? ignoring the fact it'd take time and all that. like bam! snap your fingers and you know?"
“i suppose how i’m feeling affects how i react” she shrugs “like when people ask for bizarre orders while we’re not busy, i’m like yeah sure, but when it’s busy i always say in my head ‘please just order something normal”. “sometimes it’s fun to have the weird customers, sometimes it’s not”. “oh? that’s not that bad of an idea actually… maybe i should try something new? not really sure what i’m good at, do you think being a waitress is a hard job? maybe a supermarket? eh… that doesn’t really feel like me” she pouts “i’ll think about and just stay a barista for now”.
“compared to an average person i’m probably a fine dancer, but compared to other trainees at studio delta, i really aren't that good of a dancer…”. “it does bother me a bit that i’m not very good, but like, everyone started somewhere before they got to where they are now, right?”. a chuckle escapes her lips “yeah! i’ll become a great dancer soon with your help”.
“ideally i’d snap my fingers and be fluent in korean, but if i had to choose another language it’d be mandarin” she nods her head “it’s a pretty language, and i think as an idol it wouldn’t be completely stupid learning chinese”. “what about you? if you could learn a language like bam! what would you choose?”.
#add it to > queue#on the runway * what have you been up to#the light hits * stevie#bexstevie#on camera * thread#beseira
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the thing about barok van ziek's dramatic fucking theme is that my brain interprets it as a lullaby of sorts because of the melody + all the moving parts that make up the song. and every time i hear it i get dangerously close to nodding off. i understand it's supposed to be intimidating but not to Me
#it has the same vibe as someone reading you a bedtime story. i don't know how else to explain it#tgaaliveblog
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" just...come here. just sit here with me" (...that one scene from princess momonoke, click for better resolution)
#tw death mentioned for the tag rambles!! (sorry)#meme redraw gone wrong (high effort). don't ask me how i did this- i don't know either. consider this perhaps an AU of the pyre scene?#or more accurately just my internal wonderings visualised. sometimes the vibes from the implications don't pan out the same way#i also lost the original sketch somewhere in my papers. alas. i vaguely recall thinking this would be haha funny and then somewhere down#the line it turned to angst. other quotes that inspired this from the show were 'ily. i'm sorry' and 'i will always be so proud of you'.#smth smth they met on the roof!! vincent stops quincy from jumping off and then. vincent tries to die + eventually quincy kills him on the#very same roof. anyway the quincent death scene was spinning around for a bit in my head and out of the miscellaneous sketches this won out#wanted to play w the strong blue lighting + bg + silhouette things that you get w stage lighting // replaced the knife w vincent's scalpel#quincy is kneeling bc poses + idk why it's fun staging for him ;-; // also the proximity + intimacy.. // the pyre is also in the bg#but it's silhouetted behind quincy. i think the last quincy post made me associate symbolism (help??) bc as i was painting i was thinking o#angel wings ksdjfh // not to mention the halos. halos are always fun to paint.. shiny stuff...#and from the last vincent art. i guess the star and eye imagery carried over. hm. tried to get the quincy halo to match so its like a#rounder less spiky star? which hehe aligns w the sun vibes (that i??can't explain??) but more importantly here i was thinking about#binary stars for the glowy parts. two in orbit in pull to one another.. tension.. ue. also the glow for vincent goes to stabby eye so like#behind the face shown to viewer. meanwhile for quincy it goes in front of the face#and of course u have the downward linking implied line from quincy's tears +scalpel + glowy eye.#this is supposed to be rotatable.. in landscape form u can have either quincy or vincent upright (pov) + it should work both ways#//bonus stuff is vincent holding the skask w bloody hands + shadow looks like blood spatters. like it would if quincy did the stabby.#hhhh this is the most. confused i have been making a piece lately.. just toss in a lot of fun visual stuff and mix..#if the rambling analysis here seems pointless and confused i think that's why. this is why u should plan out your essays o.O..#oh. stuff i just remembered: the whole impetus for vincent planning his own death was so quincy would be happy / it's already#mentioned before quincy kills vincent that he's severely injured- vincent says it's fine- ig u could intepret it as a finishing blow?#hastened over the phaethon announcement- when they make the second announcement quincy looks up smiling until the admin gives it to#beatrix-he didn't know.. // <- so for this it's possible to infer that vincent wasn't very attached to living anymore.. hence why they look#more accepting above. while quincy is looking very angsty and conflicted. yeah.. // tldr! don't look into it too deeply it's a meme redraw#adamandi#quincy cynthius martin#vincent aurelius lin#tw knife
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Girl for whom rockstars were stories in digital scans of magazines you could only find in the West in the past, growing up and meeting rockstars and being able to have a decent, mature conversation with them is honestly something of a glow up, isn't it?
#Met some bona fide rockstars this week#These people were so far away for me. This world was so so far removed from everyday life in Chennai are you JOKING#how is this my life now! Admittedly it is not my job and I'm still sort of there in a fan capacity#So I do feel like a fake journalist if I'm being so honest like there was no demand for me to be there lol I just made my own opportunities#But fake or not; this was unreal for me. I don't know how else to explain the feeling#of shaking the hands of people who weren't even real to you growing up.#They were fantastic stories. They were myths and legends from the rock n roll west.#The fact that they exist in flesh and have acknowledged my presence is so weird to me? But at the same time. When they stand before me#there's no question they're human. And so you talk to them as such! But afterwards it's like woah...#Did I just talk to Alex Kapranos of a band I have vibed to so much over the last decade??#Etc etc I don't know. These things don't help me lol; they feed a delusion that things are possible. This is so bad for me personally
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Can't sleep at 4am so instead I've ended up having revelations about how I conceptualize my aromanticism
#/pos NOT /vent#I've had this reoccuring issue where every time I make a new friend I feel. idk love or affection or attraction or wrv for them#and I panic because I misread it as romantic#because romance is the only lens I've seen newly begining relationships and the desire to presue relationships through (mostly in fiction)#so then I have to try and make friends with the loomjng cloud of#“what if they have romantic feelings for me” “what if I have romantic feelings for them” “what if we have to date” over my head#and it makes me so uncomfortable in a way I can't explain#because I can't explain why romance is different from friendship ao why should it matter????#it's illogical and I can't make my emotions do what I want so it stresses me out#and I was starting to think I was just the fictional trope of a character who refuses to engage in romance#because they don't want to deal with the silly illogical emotions of intimacy#ruining their perfect house of cards in their mind of how their emoitons ought to behave#but no. the illogical thing that's stressing me out is that I can't explain why#if I want love and intimacy adding the label of romance suddenly ruins it for me#if I can't explain the difference between romance and friendship then iflt shouldn't matter right?#but no. I don't need to be able to conceptualize of romance to know I don't want it#I do not want to experience love that is a separate and distinct from friendship#I do not want to have “special” love for “special” partner(s) when I can just have a family of people whom I love the same way#I mean obviously not exactly the same way because my relationship with every individual is different#but as in no exclusive behaviors like dates and kissing and no expectations to go on dates or move in with one person over another#obviously my relationship with my twin sibling is always going to be founded on a very different bedrock#than my relationship to a classmate or coworker I happen to vibe with#but both are love all the same
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Chat there is a disturbance in my bones most unsound [I realised I might be iffy sharing the trio with non-friends]
#it's more specifically the fact i hate being reminded hoe popular of an f/o Red is#fuck i can't blame em he's wonderful#my love is unique because it's me. same for them. and i respect that#i can't help but pull the sad s/pongebob face though like babe who IS this i thought i was the only one.......... heemheemwhimper#weirdly i don't mind sharing Duck and/or Yellow that much depending on Vibe.#in fact i get happy seeing someone selfship with Yellow hell yeah the world is healing!!! and Duck is the Best One he deserves-#-as many partners as he'd like.#but with Red. see i don't even mind people who lust after him. i'm very for it if it makes the purists scared yaknow#i'd rather defend someone mildly annoying than let someone say finding a fictional character attractive is morally wrong#but selfshippers. idk. i get gutpunched and reminded i'll just be seen as another person downbad for Red#my love for him goes beyond that. i don't need to prove it. but i'll be taken at face value and that's something i need to make peace with.#that no matter how i word things or how in detail i explain i Will be taken as dumb and/or insane. even though i'm not#that because i don't just selfship with Red but the other two aswell. even though i see them all as adults-#most people just assume otherwise and choose a more 'wholesome' looking ship instead#i don't want other peoples' outside validation. sometimes i feel like i should bc everyone else does.#i feel deeply selfish in blocking people for comfort. i hope they know i don't hold anything against them or hate them in any way.#i try to explain how much these three mean to me but i can never truly find the words. i've gotten close though.
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I'm going to speak my truth. the more you look at them the less they look like each other
#their hair and outfits are similar but still really different. like 2 things in the same genre#I don't know how to really explain it#I say this as a fan of the guy on the right. their vibes are just really different#their designs probably have similar inspirations I wouldn't be surprised but#they look like creatures specialized to different habitats#like. take their shoes. one pair is gumshoes (these shoes are why detectives are called gumshoes)#vs the sneakers which are also rubber-soled for quiet movement but you can't tell me they have the same vibe#coat on the right has very different vibes (guy who likes trench coats and dusters)#hard to tell just from pictures but I think the style of the flappy bottom part is different#see how looker's parts? I don't think the longer one parts at the bottom#it's got like another piece of fabric right there#more traditional trench coats are like that for the increased movability + protection from the elements#it might have buttons there to be able to open it up too? but I have no idea#looker's also isn't double breasted#though maybe that's a stylization thing? it's a little hard to compare cartoon vs real life with outfits#cries I want a trench coat and a duster coat I don't have either#3 am autism ramble about clothes. kind of funny
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Is it just me or is Markiplier the most wholesome "unwholesome" youtuber?
#markiplier#markiplier is my comfort youtuber#i know he is sus but like also gives off a wholesome vibe at the same time?#he gives off father figure energy#i don't know how to explain what i am saying
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where do i even start. two people in love, but that are hurting. two people who meet each other and are in need of love and happiness, (“do you think you weren’t loved enough?” “somewhere between ‘not enough’ and ‘not at all’. i was always hungry for love. just once, i wanted to know what it was like to get my fill of it… just once. but they never gave that to me. never, not once.”). they’re in need of love; the kind of love that reassures them that they are a person. they are a living, breathing human worthy of love. that nothing of their past defines them, there is always the chance to grow. the kind of love that reassures them they are not hated by the world, but that they are loved. and they find that in each other (“i want to hold this moment. i want to believe it. i want his love to have enough salt in it to float me. i don’t want to be swimming for my life.” -frankissstein) they are two people who have been drowning in silence for so long, but then they find each other. and they keep each other afloat. with promises to keep on living and promises that they will always be there for the other. that they will never leave. that they are there to stay. and sometimes one person is all that you need. iwa and y/n have the type of relationship where they cover the other’s ears when it gets too loud, the kind of relationship where they run into the others arms every moment they get. they know each other like the back of their hands, they know what sets the other off and they always know what the other needs. and when they finally retire to bed after a long night of living, and they let down their walls and they finally say it, “i’m so tired.” the other is there to hold them, saying “i know, love. but it’s going to be okay.” and it will be, because they have each other.
ways to live: h. iwaizumi



he’s depressed. she’s depressed. it’s all they ever talk about. she’s willing to try anything to feel better. he’s less optimistic
pairings: iwaizumi x f!reader
status: completed, uploading all the chapters today & then disappearing again
tags/warnings: online friends to lovers, blended smau (every chapter has written parts), university au, mini-series, happy ending, hurt/comfort, lots and lots of frank discussions on mental health, depression tweets, casual discussions of suicidal ideation (no death or sh), disordered behaviors, recovery
taglist: i’m not doing one please do not ask to be added
prologue: the list
chapter one: exercise
chapter two: nurture yourself with good nutrition
chapter three: connect with a support system
chapter four: help yourself by helping others
chapter five: demonstrate gratitude
#bless the world for reminding me of a tag game we both did forever ago that asked what ur favorite color was#i wanted to do ur favorite color as the other color for this reblog#AND IT WAS GREEN#so i did a lighter shade of iwa's eye color <3#sorry i yapped SO MUCH#and also i literally had so many feelings about this smau#i don't think my moodboard does it justice at all#THERE IS SO MUCH I COULD'VE SAID#but i just really don't want to get overspecific or accidentally vent or get super depression-y or anything#so i'm so sorry if anything is inaccurate#just know i felt so much more than what i wrote in that desc#also it's the way for me that you just write iwa so consistently#i kept wanting to write things and then i'd be like “wait hold on i've already said that somewhere”#and it's because i have because you just always write him so well and perfectly#you characterize him perfectly like i'm always reading about the same iwa if that makes sense#idk how to explain it#ily eggy#i was feeling slightly lazy but i sent back and re emailed myself the inked pictures so i could resize them so they'd all be nice and 1:1#so that if you decide to use any of my moodboards they look uniform <3#and you are worth all of that#i would re email all of these images and write everything from scratch again for you and your works#i think you're amazing <3#also i'm sorry!!! aa i was supposed to do songs that reminded me or each smau as i went but i totally forgot </3#i think i'll put it in the tags for each one!!#i'm feeling two songs#this feeling will pass by take care#not bc of the lyrics exactly but bc of the title and pacing of the song <333#and gb eating gb whilst listening to gb by crywank ooooof what a song it may not be your vibe i'm sorry </3
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my bad i forgot i'm not allowed to talk in this group chat
#it feels like#the same 3 people vibe incredibly well with 2 of those people being childhood best friends#and then no one else can speak#and ive been trying to make plans to leave because it feels like no one likes me#ive explained how i found two of them incredibly annoying to my old roommate#the repeated ignoring of my boundaries and even saying#'sorry i know u don't like when we sing' in the vc#then just repeatedly singing for like. the entire time they're online#it's SO LOUD when u sing on vc ur gamer headset is not meant to balance it out#especially when u sing with ur head voice#they all give me musical theater major vibes#or music major vibes#of singing all the time#the 2 girls who are best friends will just bring up mutual friends all the time and expect us to remember their names or they get really#confused#even having a mutual friend in the vc while the rest of us are trying to game together like#idk#kaya rambles#they all seem really self absorbed in that sense#where whenever they're online it's about what *they* want to talk about
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if i was able to articulate everything in my head,,,, u guys would start unfollowing me bc of how much i'd talk
#kat talks#mf bet she does#actually so annoying though bc i ???? idk how to explain it#SOMEONE LMK IF THEY GET WHAT I MEAN but like#i don't always think in. words.#like do people actually think in words#i think in ???? vibes and feelings and abstract (?) thoughts that like#make PERFECT sense to me in my head when i don't think too much about it#but when i try to explain it im like ???????? i cant explain it but i know what im trying to say#this applies to the majority of my thoughts but in different ways depending on the context#(was i asked a question? is it just my 'inner dialogue'? am i trying to theorise/make sense of something?)#as a result i think easier (?) when i start talking out loud? or like when i make the thoughts. uh. tangible ig.#so yeah talking about loud or writing/typing#this isnt to say i cant communicate but like sometimes it makes it harder to communicate to others#also makes it WAY harder to engage in class discussions or other social contexts because i cant always properly articulate my thoughts even#though i HAVE the thoughts#but ig theres also another layer/factor here that impacts my ability to engage/communicate etc#like to an extent its just anxiety or discomfort but i also have the same problem when im talking to people im comfortable with#im just more comfortable with talking my way thrugh my thoughts bc i know they get it#okay anyways. much work to do. not much time to do.
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━━ ❝ the way of the househusband ❞

☾₊‧⁺...cw : househusband!fushiguro toji x fem!reader, you are megumi's mom, flirting, playful banter, just overall silly and cute domestic life
☾₊‧⁺...lunar's note : just some simple lil toji hcs of him as a househusband! i need some sweet stuff of him without a lot of sexual stuff in it bc let's be real, in a domestic setting he's probably just a big clingy and mildly annoying bear husband
f. toji is never going to complain about being the one staying home, watching over the little gremlin that is megumi. he's got his own ways of bringing in money with that friend of his, shiu, but he's more than content to being the one in the frilly pink apron, cooking for you and the lil' man.
toji didn’t ever expect to get married, especially after how he was treated as a zenin. he didn't know much about love or how to connect with people, let alone you. but when you handed his ass to him with no struggle and a pretty smile on your face at the gym, he knew he wanted you. two years later and a shit load of aggressive flirting, toji ends up with you as his spouse and he wouldn't have it any other way.
so imagine toji's surprise when he's genuinely excited when you tell him your pregnant. he's excited but scared. him? a father? there's no way in hell he has any idea what to do, his own father was nothing but a piece of shit...so what if he turns out like him? but the moment you pop that big headed little fucker out of you, toji can't help but grin, that excitement of being a father and creating memories with this tiny little thing erasing all his fears.
whenever you come home from work, toji's usually in the living room with little megumi, who forced him to take part in the exercise part of his favorite kids show. you don't know how megumi, your one year old baby who still talked in little babbles, forced his massive giant of a father who could kill a man with a look to do 'exercise for baby,' but you know better than to question it when you see the two touching their toes in front of the tv.
sometimes, he's in the kitchen, however, wearing that 'kiss the cook' apron you got for his birthday. toji always wraps an arm around your waist and pulls you into a kiss, muttering a 'welcome home’ against your lips before poking your side and going back to what he was doing, proud grin on his face at the little screech he gets from you.
he's started to get better at dodging your hands when you go to poke him back, skirting around the table before going to scoop megumi up. “you would never do such an act in front of 'gumi, would you? what if he starts going around poking girls in their sides, hm? then i'll have to explain to his teacher that his mama can't keep 'er hands to herself.”
toji's got you there...so you back off, opting to press a kiss to babygumi’s little forehead, taking him from your husband’s arms when he makes grabby hands at you. you savor the betrayed look on toji's face, sticking your tongue out at him. he scoffs, rolling his eyes before going back to make sure dinner wasn’t burnt. he’ll get you back for stealing his son from him.
despite what people might think, there’s not really a 'dominant' person in the relationship. when together, the two of you give off some of the most intimidating vibes because of the sheer power the both of you carry. it's not even put off by little megumi, because if he notices his parents looking at you in disgust, he's gonna give you one that's even worse.
toji will never forget the day the three of you went to the grocery store, him in his usual black t-shirt and grey sweatpants, you in one of those same shirts and leggings with megumi in the kiddie seat in the shopping cart, eating from the little snack pack toji made for him. toji swears he walked away for three fucking seconds, and he came back to some...fucker getting ready to chat you up. it’s no surprise anyone that he gets pissed, ready to storm over there and make it clear you're taken.
however, it's clear you don't need him to step in, and damn, you look...really hot telling this dude off, angrily flashing your ring when he wouldn't back off. god, he wishes he could marry you again. toji doesn’t even know what you told the guy, and he's tempted to playfully ask megumi what happened, knowing his lil' man would try to respond in babbles and coos.
“he said you crawled out from the trash, toj, i can't stand for that! he could’ve done you some justice and said you crawled out of the deepest pits of hell, so I had to educate him on that. besides, he called you my boyfriend and I almost punched his face.” “yeah? hm, i’m glad you didn’t, babe, we don’t want to get kicked out the store.” “i don’t know, i think an imprint of my ring in his forehead would get the message across.” “well, next time, how about we just kiss like we haven't seen each other in 15 years? not a fan of showing out to some dude, but i'd do it for you, sweetheart.” “mmn!” “right, lil' man? mama's so mean t' me, it's a good idea.” “gumiiii, you're supposed to be on my side!”
occassionally, when you're at work, toji'll just talk to megumi, the little one nice and comfy on his chest.
one habit he'll never get out of is randomly calling you throughout the day when he's particularly bored and missing you. if you don't answer, toji will just leave you a message, usually about how badly he wants you to come home, groaning about how tired he is but he can't sleep without you in his arms, without you playing with his hair until he falls asleep. he's so in love with you, it's almost makes you dizzy.
you'll never forget the day you come home to toji and baby megumi in the front yard, crouched down around...something. parking in the driveway, you make your way over and see what they're looking at. it's...a kitten and a puppy, two tiny little things playfighting with each other. neither one of them say anything, just looking at the two creatures. you sigh, knowing exactly what this means.
"...give them appropriate names and make vet appointments. we aren't naming the dog 'hot dog' and we aren't naming the cat 'kitten'." "i told you it would work, lil' man."
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When is kristina100000 coming back she makes the tumblr experience so much better :(
#Genuinely her blog gives the best vibes I don't know how to explain#But at the same time maybe it's another sign that I should too spend less time here
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April Fools Part Two, Electric Boogaloo: telling them you're pregnant (but it's not a joke this time)
It's April Fools again! Last year you pulled a (in your opinion) harmless prank and made your boyfriend think you were pregnant by using a fake pregnancy test, which didn't go exactly as you planned.
But this time, you were actually pregnant. It just so happens that you discover this news the day of April Fool's, and with the prank you tried to pull last year, you doubt he will believe you so easily this time. Luckily, you have a brain in your head, and irrefutable evidence to prove you right. But....you know....you still have those fake tests lying around...why not have some fun?
"Hey sweetheart, I have some important news." Withholding a grin from your lips, you announced, "I'm pregnant."
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multi x gn!reader
[tw/cw} - sexual humor, crack, dumbassery afoot, some softer vibes, takes place post-graduation
[note] - idk i had a lot of fun with the first part so I thought I'd write a quick sequel to it! the same seven as the last post as well! also silver ended up being longer but like i had to include mal and lilia soooooo
Deuce
Your sweetest boyfriend (fiancé now actually) was staring at you with suspicion, eyeing the test in your hands as he folded the laundry, separating it into piles.
"Riiiight...and that's not the same exact 'test' you used last year." Deuce scoffed as he turned his back to you, picking up his and your clothes to put away.
"I'm not falling for that one again! Especially not on April's Fools, I'm not that dumb!"
You let out a laugh, coming up behind Deuce as you reached into your back pocket to pull out the other three (real) tests.
"Aw baby, I know you're not that dumb." Wrapping your arms around his middle and kissing his neck, you smiled as you felt Deuce hum and melt into your touch.
"So, you don't believe me?" You whined into the back of his neck, making your fiance shiver. "So mean."
"Hmph, n-no, I don't!" Deuce gave you a shaky reply as he turned in your hold, his cheeks and ears red. "You won't get me this time, I'll need more than just a test as proof!"
"Oh? Well it's a good thing then,"
A grin grew on your face as you triumphantly pulled up your hands between you two, holding up the three tests like a stack of cards right up to his face.
"That I have these!"
Watching as Deuce's bright blue eyes widened, you continued to explain.
"I knew you wouldn't believe me at first, so I went and got three different brands! I hope you know that it took me drinking a lot of water so I could get these results."
You replied deadpan, though your smile returned as you saw how Deuce's eyes sparkled and brightly smile at you.
"Wait, for real!? We're having a baby?"
"Yes! We're gonna be parents!" The two of you laughed as Deuce wrapped his arms around you and lifted you into a spinning hug.
"Oh gods, this is so exciting! I can't believe—" Deuce gasped, setting you back down on your feet as he asked, "I can tell Mom, right?"
You snorted, nodding your head and pressing your lips together in a sweet kiss.
"Yes, you can tell Dylla! Let's call her right now!"
Ruggie
You know that Ruggie wouldn't believe you or the test lying on the kitchen counter, his skeptical face as he inspected it right this moment said so well enough.
You also knew that he probably wouldn't believe the second on you left on the coffee table, though he was starting to look confused.
By the time he found the third one on the bed, he was started to understand. By the time he got to the fourth one in the bathroom, Ruggie knew that this wasn't just a joke anymore.
Poor guy almost slipped and fell on his ass as he slid into the living room, where you'd been lounging and reading a book.
"Ya ain't pulling my tail this time right?" Ruggie was eyeing you, though his tail was wagging and his lips were wobbly. "Cause if you're tryin' to pull one on me it won't work, I saved baby money this time."
You snorted at that, looking at him over your shoulder with a smirk.
"Ooooh, look at Mister Prepared over here." You teased, making Ruggie rush over and pinch your nose as he grinned back, poking at your ticklish spots. "Eeeek! Stop that! Stopstopstopstopstop! It tickles! Hahaha—AH!"
You fell backwards on your small futon, cackling as Ruggie continued poking at your sides, crawling over you to dig his fingers in to tickle.
"You sure? You better be sure! Say it out loud! Come on~" He finally relented as you smacked his hands off you with snorts and giggles, opting instead to gently smack his forehead against yours, nuzzling his nose into your hair.
"Saaaay it~"
"Okay, okay! No more tickling though!" You held up a finger and jammed it into his cheek, though you still were smiling. "Deal?"
"Mmm, just for today.
"Fine. Ruggie?"
"Yes?"
"We having a baby."
The two of you exploded into more laughter as Ruggie buried you in his arms, squeezing you tight as you squeezed right back.
Jade
You knew that Jade knew that this test was a fake one. Mostly because you deliberately grabbed the one of the ones that he used against you last year.
So while he studied the test in his hands with a smile after your announcement, you knew that your now darling husband was doubting you.
Which is why you also went through the effort of getting a blood test done with the doctor, and had the results in an envelope mixed with the rest of your mail for him to check.
"Oh? What a surprise, and on April 1st too." Jade let out a chuckle, reaching down to press a kiss at the top of your head as you continued working on your laptop. "I must say, I expected better from you. Pulling the same prank?"
You remained silent, sticking your tongue out at him as Jade simply smiled and winked at you, opting to let you be as he went to sort through the mail. Perfect.
It took him a few minutes, but he noticed the letter from the doctor quickly, letting out a concerned hum.
"My pearl, you have a letter from your physician, is everything alright?"
"Oh yeah, I went a bit ago and they had me draw some blood. Should just be a regular panel. Check it for me hun?"
You couldn't help the smile from growing as you waiting in anticipation, listening to Jade tear into paper and unfold your results.
Jade took in a sharp breath, going quiet as you finally closed your laptop. Taking a deep breath and doing your best to put on concerned face, you turned over on the couch to look at Jade, who'd been staring down at the paper with wide eyes.
"What's it say Jade?" You feign ignorance as he snapped his head to look at you, batting your eyelashes. "Everything normal?"
Before you even had the chance to react, Jade had practically lunged himself across the room to grab you, holding you tight as kissed you as if it would be the last one you'd ever share.
"Mmph!" You smiled into the kiss wrapping your arms around his shoulders as he lifted you up into his arms. Finally, after swatting him in the back to beg for a chance to breathe, Jade pulled away with a grin.
"So much for pulling the same prank, huh Jade?"
"You sly little human, what fantastic news!" You two shared another kiss. And another. And one more as he cooed to you, "You're going to look beautiful as you grow our little ones."
"Ones? Just the one Jade. Twins aren't that common for humans."
"One can hope." He gave you a sly grin. "Though, nothing prevents us from stopping at the one."
Jamil
In the spirit of your previous fuck up, you decided to order another round of fake pregnancy tests through your shared shopping account. But you bought some real ones from the store too, so there was no way for Jamil to know now what you were actually doing.
He seemed to roll his eyes at your announcement, clicking in tongue at you as he started undressing from his work clothes.
"Uh-huh, habibi did you forget what happened last time? Didn't you learn your lesson?"
Jamil pinched your cheek as he passed you to get his lounge clothes, only to pause and sigh has he noticed the second test you placed in the drawer.
"Aaaah, how funny...but seriously? You got baby fever?" Jamil questioned you, equally curious and concerned. "I feel like you're trying to tell me something."
You hummed, grinning as he went to the bathroom, loosening his braids.
"Well~ I am trying to tell you something honey..." Hearing him drop his brush over as he noticed the third on the counter made you snort and giggle.
"(Name), seriously, are you messing with me or are you actually—"
As he rushed back into the bedroom to you, Jamil froze and gaped at the two new tests you were holding in glee.
"Ha! Tricked you, I actually am pregnant Jamil! April Fool's!"
You were so thrilled to actually have pulled a successful prank on Jamil, that you didn't see the way he started tearing up. And you definitely didn't expect him to throw himself at you, arms wrapping around you tightly as he shakenly breathed into your neck.
"Habibi! You're awful for playing around with me like that!" Jamil looked up, giving you a halfhearted glare as he squeezed your cheeks with his hand and chastised you.
"Don't joke around about things like this," He cursed under his breath before relenting into a soft smile. "You're a brat."
You grinned back at him, throwing your arms around him as you laughed.
"Yeah, I'm your brat, and we're gonna get another brat in a couple of months!"
Vil
As you held out the test to Vil, like holding a platter of ambrosia to a god, he simply glanced at it, and gave you a smile.
"I know."
You blanked, frozen in your spot as Vil kissed your cheek, walking past you into the bedroom as he started removing his jewelry.
"Eh?"
A soft chuckle left your fiancé's mouth as you heard him shuffle around the room. It must have been at least a few minutes, as he returned back into his lounge clothes and wrapped an arm around your waist.
"I said, I know." Looking down at the test in your still frozen hands, Vil plucked it and studied it with a critical gaze.
"This isn't real though, I recognize it from last year. Were you trying to pull another ridiculous joke?"
Vil sighed, rolling his eyes as he tossed the test onto the dresser and instead brought you tighter against him. You relaxed into his touch, though you squirmed a bit to look him in the face.
"Wait! How did you even know? I made sure to not toss anything in the trash this time for the housekeeper, I even told her the news ahead of time so that she wouldn't accidently find all the actual tests around the place and tell you and your father again!"
Turning in Vil's arms, he actually looked impressed, though amused, at your efforts.
"Oh, you actually put thought into it this time? How cute."
"Quit making fun! Tell me how you knew!"
"Tell me first how many tests you hid."
"Like 6! She helped me hide some too!" You grabbed Vil by the shoulders and theatrically, though humorously, shook him as you demanded answers. "Now tell meeeeee!"
"Oh calm down now, there's only room for one dramatic in this relationship." Vil cupped your cheek and gave you a chaste kiss, making your calm down.
"I noticed you were rather late this month and that you've been nauseous when waking up. I put it together and figured that you were having early morning sickness."
You let out a sound of realization, though you furrowed your brows.
"Well, why didn't you say anything?"
"I wanted the pleasure of seeing what you'd do to surprise your queen." Vil scoffed and pinched your cheek. "Though, if I'd known you were going to try to pull another prank, I would've just taken you to the doctor instead."
"Let me have my fun!"
"No."
Idia
You didn't miss the way Idia squinted his eyes at you in suspicion, darting back and forth between you and the test. He even held up his tablet like a shield.
"Suuuure. Yeah, and why would I believe you?"
Gasping, you held a hand to your heart in mock offense.
"You calling me a liar, Idia Shroud? Me? Your partner?"
"Hey, you're the one who—"
"Your one and only?"
"I'm not saying that—"
"The love of your life?"
"It's just that last time you—"
"The only person who can ever tolerate your bad tastes in anime?"
"HEY!"
You tossed your head back in mock devastation, 'collapsing' into the couch behind you as you pretended to sob into your hands.
"My own boyfriend, doubting me! I can't believe it..."
Peaking through your fingers, you watched as Idia walked over, still holding up his tablet, though also glaring at you from the top of it.
"I'd be a total noob if I believed you again. Even got Ortho in it too...if you think you can trick me again..."
"Even if I show this to you?!"
Like a trump card, you reached into your jacket and pulled out an ultrasound jumping up to shove it into his face with a giant smile.
"Haaaah...what?"
Idia's eyes grew big and as he almost dropped his tablet, a shaky hand reaching for the piece of paper and bringing it close.
"You—this—we—when—"
"If you're going to faint again, faint into the couch please."
"Okay."
Thump.
Silver
You weren't a fool this time. This time, you knew exactly what to expect and how to make this prank successful this time.
"Oh...uh. Darling?" Silver held the test in his hands as you kissed his cheek walking past him into the kitchen to make you two a cup of tea.
"Yes?"
"I don't mean to doubt you, but isn't this the same test as last year? From your prank?"
Shrugging, you busied yourself with the kettle and stove, grabbing your favorite mugs (and a third one), and humming as you looked through the teas.
"Maybe. Do you want ginger tea?"
"Ginger is fine. But dear, you do remember that last year I told you—"
"Honey?"
"Yes?"
"No, do you want honey? And lemon."
"Oh, yes that would be nice, but can you answer me—"
A knock at the door interrupted Silver, though you perked up as if you expected the sudden visitor. Silver, startled, blinked at the door and furrowed his eyebrows, as if offended.
Walking over as you continued making the tea, Silver checked the window next to the door and relaxed, opening it to the guest.
"Oh, hello Malleus. I didn't know you would be coming over."
You bit your lip to keep yourself from giggling, taking a deep breath as you peeked through the doorway and waved happily.
"Hi Hornton! I invited him over for some tea! Sorry, I forgot to tell you."
Malleus had a soft smile, nodding his head at you, then at Silver, patting the top of his head. Silver blinked again, still confused, as he followed Malleus into the kitchen.
"That's alright, but can we talk about—"
You already had set the table with the cups and a few pastries alongside them, giggling as Malleus leaned in to ruffle your hair.
"Hello my Child of Man, how are you faring? You smell rather sweet, you are with child? Shouldn't you be resting?"
Silver froze, eyes wide and a breathless gasp leaving him as you nodded, making eye contact with him as you answered.
"Oh, I'll be alright! I have the father right here to help me every step of the way, right Silver—eep!"
You yelped as Silver hugged you tight, breathlessly laughing as he picked you up and twirled, making you laugh.
"I can't believe it! This is wonderful!" Finally putting you back down on your feet, Silver pressed your foreheads together and nuzzled you. "You had me confused for a moment there."
Giggling, you gestured your head to your friend sitting at the table, who smiled happily back.
"That's what Hornton was for, wanted to make that everyone in the family would be here to hear the news!"
"Everyone? But isn't Father still—"
The sudden drop of a small fae's face between you too as he floated down to grin at Silver make your partner stumble back in surprise.
"Boo!"
#mochi fic#twst#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#deuce spade#ruggie bucchi#jade leech#jamil viper#vil shoenheit#idia shroud#silver vanrouge#deuce spade x reader#ruggie bucchi x reader#jade leech x reader#jamil viper x reader#vil shoenheit x reader#idia shroud x reader#silver vanrouge x reader#mildly suggestive
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