#i'm back and forth on the idea

[lesbospirk]

Do female vulcans go through pon farr? Asking for a friend

[miru667]

I was bedazzled by some very pretty magnolia trees and begonia flowers this spring, so I decided to paint them! 🌸🤗🌸

Here's a side by side of the original pen doodle -> clean-up! You can do anything if you put like 1000 hours into it lol

[gremnda]

Through the cold, I'll find my way back to you.

inspo under the cut!

for Pangi's design, i was inspired by ercsir's art i really love the green cloak with hearts :]

for background, i was inspired by the beloved eydi's art, the yellow background is soo pretty and i tried to imitate the feeling of it! <3

[shanklin]

Stan and Ford share a single brain cell.

Literally.

It’s the very special brain cell that turns the holder into a genius. It also likes to suck up all new knowledge it can find.

You lose the brain cell? You lose the knowledge.

As children no one was sure which one of them was the smart twin. Maybe they both were. Maybe neither.

The brain cell holder switched freely depending on who needed it the most. However, the older they got the more Ford used it.

He actually liked to study and feed the brain cell, unlike Stan who just shrugged and let Ford have it most of the time. It’s not like he needed it for much anyway except for getting a passing grade on a test. 5 minutes were usually more than enough.

This was all fine until it wasn’t. Until Ford did all the work, put all the effort into studying, only for Stan to steal and misuse his efforts whenever it was convenient for him to do so.

And let’s not forget that time when Stan skipped school and took control over the brain cell right when Ford was supposed to give a presentation.

Ford was the main holder of the brain cell. All his knowledge and studies went into it. Without the brain cell he was no longer a genius and he couldn't fall back on the knowledge he acquired.

Needless to say the fall out of that presentation wasn’t pretty and Stan promised Ford not to use the brain cell unless Ford allowed it.

He kept that promise even when he shouldn’t have. He never took control over the brain cell to check if Ford’s project was really still working as intended, because he didn’t want to break Ford’s trust and lose him over it.

After he got kicked out however, the promise meant nothing. Stan still used the brain cell rarely, but he used it. He had to use it to survive, though he tried to only use it in emergencies or when Ford was sleeping and the brain cell was not in use, which as the years went by became a concerning rare occasion.

One time Stan stole the brain cell from Ford and read all books he could find on the importance of sleep and yeeted the brain cell back to Ford, hoping he would get the message.

Another time he spent a day wrestling Ford mentally for the brain cell just to learn how to cook basic meals because their mother was worried about Ford's eating habits.

These occasions were few and far in between. So few in fact that a certain dream demon never quite figured out what was going on. He was however slightly impressed and very frustrated with how well guarded the important parts of Ford’s mind were.

Ford never mentioned it, in part because sharing the brain cell has always been as natural as breathing and in part because he was ashamed Bill would think less of him if he knew that the genius mind he chose wasn’t truly Ford's alone.

And then Bill betrayed Ford and the age old question of who the smart twin was finally got its answer.

It was Stanley. With or without the brain cell Ford knew, Stanley would have never been this stupid. He would’ve seen through Bill from the start.

Ford’s stupidity has doomed the world and Ford has no way to stop it. Bill owned him.

Oh, but he doesn’t own the important part right? He hasn’t cracked the brain cell yet. The one thing he needed to activate the portal was still out of his reach.

Ford has no way to keep Bill out of his mind, but years ago he found a way to keep the brain cell out. It was supposed to be an emergency measure if Stan one day decided to keep the brain cell permanently, but it will now be used for the exact opposite.

So Ford threw the brain cell into Stan’s mind, blocked it with an unbreakable spell from coming back and fell asleep smiling.

Let Bill do whatever he wanted with his mind and body, Ford was useless to him now.

Meanwhile Stan wakes up with the knowledge of how to destroy the world and dull emptiness where his brother’s presence used to be.

Meanwhile Ford, with the math skills of a second grader, drinks a mental smoothie and laughs at Bill flipping his shit over Ford suddenly being an idiot.

“Ah, sorry Bill. Could you dumb it down a little? I have no idea what you just said.”

[saetiate]

pov you're on sae's line messages with me

p.s. i might srb this but please don't reblog!! i am open to replies but i'm feeling a little shy about this ahaha <3 thank you for your kind understanding!

[starcurtain]

My favorite brand of Ratiorine is definitely:

"They both experienced immediate attraction upon seeing the other and are (silently) interested in the possibility of pursuing a relationship, regardless of their differences and the difficulties of their situations."

But also:

"Despite being two of the most hyper-competent people in the universe, they are absolutely idiot4idiot when it comes to romance or discussing their feelings, and they are about to make their complete inability to express themselves and court like normal people into everybody's problem."

[heeseungsbm]

MOCHI HOW ARE YOUU

RUTH I AM SO HORNYYY IM TRYIMG SO HARD NOT TO DJ RN😭😭😭😭😭😭wby🤍😇

[moonstruckme]

Okay guys I'm going to grab matcha in a sec and then I can't decide what to write this morning. It's between a Lily request and a Robin one, and I know those tend not to be fan favorites but that's the mood I'm in so who would you prefer to see? The vibes are going to be flirty and fluffy <3

[pseudophan]

ok now i'm forcing myself to close tumblr and continue the bday edit

[lucalicatteart]

A new sculpture! Finally... I feel like I never sculpt anymore since I'm always sick or have some 500 other things going on or projects to finish, but I'm trying to schedule time to do it more often this year hopefully..! Just a generic fantasy creature as usual, but did try making the eyes a little more sparkly this time.. hrmm..

[unblissfulawareness]

I’ve decided “you stole my girlfriend” was Ray’s way of saying “you forced me to address my bisexuality and I panicked.”

“I dumped her two weeks later” was Schwoz’s way of saying “I’m not bringing her back so take it or leave it.”

[fatedroses]

I know I design him with the intention that he becomes an evasion tank, but there's an irony I find very amusing in making his new magitek armor lighter than his original.

[treasuredplanet]

apparently a life long creative dream that matters to no one but you can come true on a random Saturday afternoon with literally no warning

[worthystill]

LIKE THIS FOR MEMES

Mutuals only pls. multis pls specify.

[northstarscowboyhat]

Does this mean Clover will be getting a little sister/brother/sibling and would they be jealous of having a sibling

I will say, while I didn't have any plans to give Starlo and Ceroba any more kids, that is an adorable idea.

It might depend on the age Clover would hypothetically be at (very young kids can easily get jealous at the majority of their parents attention going to another child) but I don't think they'd get that jealous. If anything, they'd probably be very excited to have a sibling, someone younger than them that they can look out for.

This could even tie into some of Clover's implied trauma and past. A lot of the flavour text implies Clover had to be far more mature for their age and handle a lot of extra chores and work. If Clover become an older sibling, they'd probably put a lot of pressure on themselves to help out around the house and with the younger sibling. To the point that Ceroba and Starlo might even have to tell them to dial it back. "We appreciate the help, but you're a sibling, not a parent to them. It's our job to handle most of the work, not yours."

But overall, I think Clover would be extremely happy to be an older sibling, and it would probably make them feel even more a part of a new better family. As I said I didn't plan to give Clover any siblings, but this is admittedly a very cute idea and made me happy to think about, so those are my scattered thoughts LOL.

[shardminds]

wip game!!! tagged by the dynamic duo @jon-snows-man-bun and @buffy-vanserra. you get it. You Get It.

rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips.

uh... ok. i tend to give my wips titles and then decide when it gets to posting if they actually work or not. also i start a million bazillion fics and these are the only ones i wrote down. these also aren't including the ones @damedechance and i have plotted together :) of which there are many. i also included the pairings for your ease. lmk if you wanna know anything!

hall pass (feysand... yes... only feysand)

elucien (elucien)

killer whale, soured milk (eris/gwyn/azriel)

somnolence (gwysand)

half algorithm, half deity (gwynriel)

something autumn something (eris/lucien)

pencil skirt (gwysand)

pex sollen (valkyries)

dog ass weed (azris)

CoN notes (rhys/eris/azriel)

a sacrifice in your name (gwynriel)

no more moving slow (elucien)

won't you tell me what it's like? (feycien)

your body and my blood (gwysand)

nightmares of drowning / and when stars meet scorched earth (gwysand)

ex on the beach (too many pairing to count)

aural conditions (azrhys)

elucien in space (elucien)

I don't know who's done this before but I wanna see @whatishowedyouinthedark, @chiefenthusiastwitch, @foundress0fnothing, @thesistersarcheron, @crazy-ache, @shadowhunter2003 and last, but by no means least, the birthday girl herself, the loml, the light of the world, the most talented, most lovely, star among stars @damedechance ♥

and i haven't even remotely made count so if anyone hasn't done this and wants to have a go!! take this chance! treat yourself!