#i'm still messing around with the otis camera thing

[arcanewonder]

a nautiloid in hell.

[ghoastixx]

Caregiver Chop-Top!! (I need to stop this madness...)

Author's note: I know I know, I can practically hear your worthless mouths through the screens (not you little ones, you are beautiful!!) 'but ghoastix! First you do otis driftwood and then baby firefly, these aren't suitable caregivers!' Do you hate happiness and fun??? stfu?? Anyways, there isn't enough caregivers for what I liked to read, y'know? (I'm not a little, I just read the part as a kid reader, but that doesn't mean that there aren't suffering littles out there!!) So here's my gift to you, (because I love Bobby sawyer!)

Remember, my little fics and my relationship fics are two different things completely. I am a psychology student and can recognize this as a coping skill, NOT a sexual fantasy. Do not interact if you feel differently!

Warnings: Little ones, there will be mentions of drugs, cannibalism, meanies, and other scary things. Proceed with caution, sweethearts!!!

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Bobby recognizes a coping mechanism, no matter how 'ridiculous' they may seem. After 'Nam, he becomes familiar with a ton of different coping skills

Safe to say he is not a regressor, BUT he knows about it. It takes him a second to remember what it is, but once he remembers, you're set, he ain't killing you.

How you get there? I have no idea, whether you were a victim that regressed while they were terrorizing you, friends from town, or maybe even someone he knows from the VA hospital, Bobby has your back

He literally does not give af what any of his siblings say. I don't see Nubbins (rip bro im delusional and like fics where he is still alive) really caring, and Bubba would not even bat an eye, but I feel like Drayton would have a few choice words...

"They're just a, uh, a flower child!" "Whatever, as long as you and them stay out of the way!" Yes! You're in! Cue the cheering!

Bobby is not your daddy, so sorry hun. I feel like he wouldn't exactly mind being a daddy or a papa, but it just doesn't vibe in my head, he's a little irresponsible

He's more of a big brother caregiver! He's got a lot of experience with Nubbins and Bubba, he's got this!

He wouldn't smoke or anything around his little one, he recognizes that he needs to be able to keep an eye on his little one. Getting too loose might mess that up. This is about the most responsible thing he would do.

He's so fun! No matter what age you are sweetheart, he just wants to have a good time!

He's so agile (have you seen him pull himself onto that bridge while chasing Stretch??) if you want to run around he is right with you. He is FERAL.

"Come on little hippie, whatdya, uh, wanna listen to? Ya got any favesss?"

He's got the best vinyls, I will take that to my grave. I don't think he'd like slow music, and I don't think he likes to fall asleep at night to music, BUT he will invest in softer bands or songs to play during nap time!

Encourages you to play those drums with those pots and spoons, he'll take the fall for you sweetie pie!

"Damn flower child, I'll uh, have ta feature ya in Cornbugs? Yeah! you're pre-prettyyy good!"

Calls you things like little hippie, flower child, sweetiepie, all that hippie junk (it's me I'm the hippie-)

Would have you have around Nubbins a lot too when you're small.

Nubbins likes to take pictures of you and Bobby with his camera, he thinks it's special. Bobby keeps one in his truck and keeps one pinned in the inside of his vest.

Brother his tickle attacks are BRUTAL you need to run.

"Could just eat you up! Just kidding, hehhe, I'd miss ya too much, squirt,"

He's not very strict about bed time or meal times because like... look at him... do you think he is able to do these things himself? If you're hungry, damn he is too, let's get a snack! You're sleepy? Oh I guess it is late, let's catch some Z's little hippie. Didn't get enough sleep last night? Well man, lets take a little nap, let him put a record on!

Now, if he's having a PTSD attack while you're small, he'll entrust Nubbins to watch over you and keep you away (as to not frighten you, also why he wants you familiar with his twin)

It isn't that he doesn't trust Bubba, Bubba is great, it's just that he's worried that Bubba is gonna freak tf out too.

Drayton's a meanie, you don't have to stay with him.

If you get hurt? He will coo at you a bit, make it all better, and then knock on his plate a couple times and tell ya that you're lucky you don't have that ouchie!

If you mention having any sympathy about his plate?

"Aw, ain't you just a sweet little booger, aint cha?"

Overall, Chop is a good caregiver to have if you don't worry about schedule and looseness. He's fun and reckless but he cares about you!