#i've been having thoughts and yeah.... yeagh. ooug.h..

[ace-of-hearts-and-spades]

No moment of self-awareness has stopped me in my tracks as hard as the realization that my attraction to Springtrap was basically predicted by my first conscious* character crush. They're not even the same character but in different fonts, they're the same character in the same font but printed in different colors.

Both big metal killers who’re in one way or another businessmen… and who are close enough to being robots that me wanting to fuck them lands me right in robofucker territory… and who have raspy snarly voices with British accents…. and who are extremely violent and sadistic and nasty…… I'm getting horny I need to lie down.