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[swordluck]

ooc . I have another job interview today. Wish me luck!

[theshakespearetrash]

5. What is your PC’s idle animation?

I am not ashamed to admit I had to look up what this was BUT. As I am terrible at making decisions I will answer it for all the PCs I've played. >:)

Jago (half-elf Bard/Rogue who returned as a clone of himself after getting bitten in half by a Sphinx and later accidentally became a necromancer and taxi driver of giant flying vampires, also commandeered a pirate ship): noodling on his lute

Talbot (Edward Kelley expy rogue, probably also a half-elf because I went through a Phase, created for a one shot): forging documents

Theophilus Rex (ostrich bard because it was a bird adventure, proficient with brewer's supplies): brewing and drinking beer

Andreas Naszló (Drow monk, alchemist, escaped ex-consort of Lolth priestesses, I played him in Curse of Strahd and my claim to fame was poisoning some monsters with the weird dream pies and setting the hag windmill on fire with a crafted Molotov cocktail): doing chemical experiments

Gned the Gnome (artificer, specifically a jeweller, had to be carried by the Warforged for the duration of the adventure because everyone else in the party was Very Large martial dudes, accidentally averted a TPK combat by offering a ring to some Dryads in the cursed forest, oops he has three Dryad spouses now): tinkering or making jewellery, probably with his Dryad posse

Godot/Pozzo/Lucky (it was a dog themed campaign where everyone had animal companions and I asked the DM if I could play as a stack of two dogs and a goose in a trench coat disguised as a human; each member of the stack had a different class and the goose bard had to play half the campaign solo when the dogs got yoinked by the Wild Hunt and later bartered the warlock's pact with a genie to free all the dogs): discreetly arguing and Definitely Acting Like A Normal Human

Katz (Tiefling?? I think he was a paladin?? Oath of vengeance or some shit I keep forgetting he was a paladin): cheffing it up

Alasio (Autognome barbarian, formerly SOUP (security operations unit processor), got their name yoinked by the party's resident Fae on their journey to sentience, had dogs hit int but rolled mad lucky every time and thus tinkered with themselves to make a Chamber of Holding, give themselves Darkvision, and weld insane armour to their body plating, has a cloak of useful things and accidentally set a ship, a dragon, and two NPCs on fire in session one by ripping off a patch for fireball): either tinkering or standing guard

Borya (Tiefling barbarian, became a wild magic barbarian, DM created a custom subclass for him, walking armoury, got the tavern brawler feat by beating off skeletons with a barge pole while steering a raft and also acquired a teleporting sword in a fucked tower dungeon which was instrumental in the unhinged 5 am solo combat in which he, at level 4, killed the CR11 demon that one-shotted (they were alive, just unconscious the whole fight) another party member in the first hit by rolling a crit, getting the option to teleport 80 feet in a direction of my choice, learning there were no nearby cliffs aboveground, and choosing to drop the demon off a 60 foot tree instead: mf got impaled and the bloodstained tree is apparently part of the lore now): tending to his weapons, or finding work in a tavern

Cyrus (Changeling rogue with dogshit stats who is part of the IRL party that tried to prevent an assassination, got framed for it instead, and has spent the ensuing sessions breaking out of prison and running from the law; Cyrus' claim to fame was disguising himself as the captain of the guard to get into the prison, having the disguise fail because some guard rolled a nat 20 to see through the disguise, using the captain's extra strength to clock the head of the artificers' guild with a bench to steal his insanely powerful magical arquebus, and then shooting said captain in the face with it): pottery, while trying to avoid being seen

Barlow (human artificer who has a lil clockwork lizard as a familiar, captain of the space pirate ship, has a child he didn't know about and a penchant for making shit go boom): piloting the mf ship

Klae (some sort of Fae wizard, I made them for a one shot and fucked up all my spells, I hate low level wizards): magic shit probably

Havoc the Halfling (unhinged bard/barbarian/sorcerer multiclass, plays the bagpipes, lives in a trash can, Rakdos cultist, yelled at sentient evil trees and convinced them to stop chasing the party, turned themselves permanently green by doing too many dragon drugs and also accidentally killed a god because of an effect of those same drugs that one shotted the last creature that did damage to them if it was below a certain number of HP): playing the bagpipes in their trash can or setting things on fire, possibly both at the same time

Alwyn (Kalashtar oath of the watchers paladin, except apparently he wasn't really a Kalashtar but some unhinged dream creature relevant to the world lore?? He had lost all of his memories and hallucinated ghosts. We killed the campaign through miscommunication in text rp so we will never find out the lore): people-watching in a quiet corner

Wick and Corin were PCs I made for a one shot; Wick was some sort of glass thing and Corin was a dwarf but I remember nothing else about them so they get honourable mentions

Lot (Goliath blood hunter, member of the city watch, Big Fuckin Stronk, was not paid enough to deal with the fake investigators along on the adventure): on the beat

Ellas (human rogue, or the Shadowdark equivalent, a highwayman by trade, his husband owns a tavern that accidentally became an adventurer's guildhall and Ellas would go out and steal from rich people to make ends meet, acquired a Goblin little sibling and got into shenanigans with Elves, also killed a human-sized bee and kept the stinger, named the Stonger, as a drinking horn): travelling and exchanging tales with people he met on the road

Talon Tassos (halfling fighter who I'm planning to multiclass into sorcerer eventually, also lives adjacent to a trash can, also plays the bagpipes because I wanted to meme our dm, is currently embroiled in furniture shenanigans): busking in the alley