#if you don't wanna go with that that is toootally okay

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thoughts on episode four

we made it to sinostra :D i remember reading this episode for the first time just thinking "oh my god he's insane!!!" and by the end of the episode i was like "oh he's REALLY insane. compelling, though." and i've been obsessed with him ever since

let's go rescue peekaboo!

vague spoilers through episode 16

fr though i love sinostra. problematic favs. so good

speaking of problematic favs i LOVE that the frostheim gen students just gossip immediately. the second they have the opportunity they start spreading rumors. respect

ritsu's inital meeting is so funny. this whole episode is just golden, i love that his main personality trait is just Lawyer early on. also ren being surprised that we got reassigned :') its ok bb i can sense it you dont have to say anything

also him immediately accusing taiga is so real. mc sitting there watching these three argue like "well he did try to throw me out of a train so"

ritsu wouldve raised hell in frostheim. get him an internship with tohma

also!! love that kaito recognizes its the chancellors fault we don't know anything. ritsu keeps calling us ignorant but boy howdy has mc been trying. kaito you're a real one

taiga who hurt you

like genuinely what the FUCK happened during the clash. the way jin and taiga both came out of it so different than how they are now. it's so interesting seeing how people talk about taiga. god i want to know what he knows so bad. this whole post is just gonna be me rambling about taiga i can feel it

girl you dont even KNOW!!!!

taiga became captain and owner six months ago according to ritsu at the time of this episode, and given that it seems like the clash happened right before the prologue time wise, does that mean he became the owner and captain before the clash? or am i being too nitpicky. maybe. hm. also love that ritsu is like 'darkwick was toootally in on this agreement to let it stay open though' he's so funny

i remember the first time i read this chapter and we found haru in taigas room, my immediate first thought was THEYRE HOOKING UP??? and then i remembered peekaboo lmao

i really do think taiga likes ritsu lmao. like especially by the time they get around to episode 16, they get along well--as well as taiga gets along with everyone. this first meeting hes like "wow, smart and ballsy, okay i'll hear you out" and i think he just finds ritsu entertaining--and potentially useful. taiga's smart, he knows a good ally to have when he sees one.

haru and taiga, on the other hand. UGH. i would LOVE to hear about when these two first started working together and why. two rebellious and wild redheads linking up and investigating the faculty. like, taiga just pulled a gun on him and tried to eat his kid and haru still stuck his tongue out at him. he's close enough to have a nickname. i already talked about them but UGH i love them i wanna read about the previous year so bad 😭

oh, missed the part where taiga said lulu's family got fucked over. i always assumed it was something they brought on themselves. huh.

he says ritsu is too twiggy to be a ghoul 😭 taiga PLEASE

love love LOVE that taiga went cold at the mention of darkwick investigating sinostra, and then the second ritsu brings up haru and shion is where he starts acting like this. TAIGA IS SO MUCH SMARTER THAN HE LETS ON he is calculating!! everything is intentional!! GOD i love him so much dude

rui's bar interlude!! ugh i love haru and rui. also haru "stealing is easier i get it" especially how we've gotten little peeks at his past in newer episodes 👀 haru let me hold your hand

did ritsu just call romeo ugly lmao

dude the absolute 180 change in taiga's demeanor when he sees the like dove is so crazy. the whole rest of that he's tense and over aggressive and then just leaves. UGH. and it appeared when it was only taiga and romeo in the room 😭 bamiromi real

JIRO JUST WALKING INTO OUR ROOM please hes the funniest mfer in this school I LOVE HIM. and then mc thinking hes giving her the drugs to run 😭 god i love them

dude can you imagine if ritsu would have lost and the day the constitution was made got erased

rereading this episode is so crazy. now that i know some of the bs darkwick has pulled? i honestly can't blame taiga for interrogating us and shooting at us hahaha. am i the problem? am i the red flag now??? and the way he tries to blame it on "trying out a demon impression" after......taiga your mind. wanna put him under a microscope. especially because he could probably smell the anomaly in our blood and that's why he leaned in. UGH.

romeo immediately: kys

for anyone who cares, this is the exact moment i became obsessed with taiga:

oh hey there was incense in the campus store when we meet benkei. do you think maybe he was the one from getting our curse analyzed in the prologue? it said something like long slim fingers and the smell of incense. maybe benkei was brought in to see if we really could enhance stigmas, and he could tell either because of his clementia abilities or he's also a ghoul 👀 damn this chapter reread is full of stuff

ritsu basically saying "he's allowed to be crazy so i can keep being a lawyer" is so funny dude. he saw how taiga was with the mission and was like you know? maybe some crazy is allowed

also taiga's little "ciao" 🫶

also romeo mentions a tango queen statue, that's a kind of flower? or it could be a girl tangoing who knows lol. he did call it an artifact though, so

god rereading this episode was so good. i'm gonna have like 900 more epiphanies doing these read throughs, i can tell. especially since we're going to hotarubi next!!

this whole post was really just me saying how much i loved taiga huh. oh well. i said what i said

[officeobject]

Watching Hazbin Hotel episode 5 because I'm desperate even though it might be oof on my friendshipping, so here's an image, RIP friendship AU thing (my favorite of the, like, 8-ish that I currently have):

YAAAAASSSS, DEADBEAT DAD EPISODE - okay that's weird out of context. Also, accidentally started early so I couldn't get properly jumpscared by the Amazon Prime logo on my toootally legal viewing which is toootally subscription-based. Anyways, I'm just all about that friendshipping.

I missed the Hellaverse and I didn't even engage with it too far back.

Alastor please don't like the cat thing.

Why DOES Vaggie wear that then?

Do I ALWAYS watch this with earbuds? I think so, actually.

Why ask her father? How would that even help?

I laughed at "kill everyone?"

Yes, Adam is an asshole.

Does Charlie talk to the eggs?

Doesn't EVERYONE know she got daddy issues?

Emo phase?

That's a dangerous rubber duck.

I'm unironically tearing up because Lucifer threw the rubber duck. FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF - I got interrupted.

Bruh even my DAD isn't that weird about video calls, and like ... he is how he IS!

Why is his voice and design and personality so annoying?

Calling his daughter that. *Sin dinger sound*!

Why does he have a staff? Useless. Well HE is useless, but STILL!

He has a PHONE - how does he not really KNOW?!

SHE COULD GET ANYTHING FROM HIM 🤑?!

That Chaggie moment was sweet.

Why is he actually excited about going to Charlie's?

Why did they not meet BEFORE?

Who are those demon things?

Dude the cookie fell because of GRAVITY. How the FECK, did he see that as a failure?!

Alastor Dust friendship scene/screenshot thing.

Also sometimes I'm wondering if my Hellaverse critical squish and I, just purposely roast each other's favorites and all - like are our tastes THAT different, especially since it's weird-platonic VS not at all platonic, or what?

LOL, the way he handled that staff AND THE WAY HE WIPED HIMSELF AFTER - LIKE OH MY GOD, THAT WAS AN EPIC SCENE!

He ugly as fuck (I accidentally wrote "dick" and then "suck", and yeah, that too).

FIGHT.

Why is Charlie so much bigger?

OH DAMN, THAT TOUCH -

Wait, why is Lucifer mad? PLEASE, don't tell me he is shipping this!

Also, Charlie liking what he said and the touch - OH MY GOD, MORE OF IT - LIKE I KNOW IT'S JUST TO MAKE HIM ANGRY, BUT STILL -

The fact that calling her "Maggie" is technically more respectful - like, why would you even write that in? Also, him saying he likes girls too and that they have so much in common, reminds me of how - like, it just do be like that sometimes - like, when you're both ace, or something like that.

Why was he smiling like that and why did the chandelier fall?

Her hotel is POPULAR?! Also, why is he singing that song? And also, his puppets are some of the ugliest I've seen in my life, I wanna cry again.

He's not attractive, I found a freezeframe, and also, OH MY GOD THAT SINGING AND THE FACT THAT HE SAYS HE'S BEEN HERE SINCE DAY ONE AND THE FACT THAT HE EVEN SANG -

Alastor friendshipping himself - like, yes, it's fake, but WOW ...

Well, dad-zoned, but I still like to project - even if their (fake) friendship thing is, like, familial.

The violin solo is cool though.

Okay, but how could Lucifer ACTUALLY come back, from found family?

I mean I WAS waiting for Mimzy, but still - also, how and why did she come here? SHE'S WITH ALASTOR?!

HE DRANK?!

When is she NOT in her prime then? Like, she's DEAD!

Mixed company?

Damn, getting closer when saying "Charlie" - also - WAIT, SHE KNOWS HUSKER - AND HIS FULL NAME IS "HUSKER" - AND SHE KNOWS NIFFTY?! THEY'RE WINNING?!

Huh? Are you friends?

OOH, STORIES ...

Well THAT'S annoying and bad radio ...

Well Alastor is scary, but at least you could just go DIE by YOURSELF, before he reaches you if you messed with him - though then again, one would have to KNOW, when one messed with him - also, WHO THE F LISTENS TO THAT, ANYWAY, THEN?!

Shit, I should've made a backstory for the OC based on Alastor before this -

Also, HOW, exactly is Alastor redeemable again?

So he's nice? IN A WHILE?! I doubt that makes him redeemable though - and what happened to his broadcast?! And don't everyone in Hell then live in FEAR?!

Is it normal that I burst out laughing, at the sudden neck-snap? Also, hits close to home since my friend seriously turned their head behind just to watch me for a bit while talking to someone.

"Demons she fucked -"

Me: 😱

"With."

Me: Ooooohhh ...

AND SHE ONLY COMES WHEN SHE HAS TROUBLE?! AND ALASTOR KNOWS OR SOMETHING?!

A what? Oooohhh, on a LEASH!

So he STILL wants to do that? Even though also Charlie would notice and all? Redemption, huh?

That nice radio music afterwards though.

Bruh, the ending of that sentence -

What's wrong with him (Lucifer)?

Yeah, sinners ARE the worst, and YEAH, Lord knows what to expect from the demons.

Lots of rules? Not open-minded?

To be honest, yeah (about the sinners) ...

To be honest, I trust that she had it coming.

Everyone for themselves, or not?

To be honest, Lucifer's negativity is relatable, and I'm not even on God's bad side.

Alastor is the protector? Also, why does Charlie allow killings - like, still?

THAT'S NOT WHAT ONE IS (just talking about ableism)!

Damn, "doing it for me" - like, Charlie genuinely has a squish on Alastor or something.

Give me the popcorn -

Okay, but what is Alastor's GAIN, for what he's saying? As I doubt it's just him genuinely not liking, that Mimzy brought them in danger.

Damn, he actually seems SERIOUS, AND explained the premise of the HOTEL ...

The fact that Alastor is genuinely a better dad than Lucifer ...

Yeah it IS getting good ...

OH, THAT SNAKE AND APPLE THING!

Another song?

We still don't know what his dreams were.

He ACTUALLY thinks Charlie is worth fighting for? Since WHEN - that voice stuff was good though.

I still hate Lucifer.

What's with Lilith?

OH MY GOD ALASTOR BEING SUPPORTIVE WITH THAT SMILE?!

Their voices sound good after Charlie's verse - why is Lucifer's voice good in THIS song, but not in the OTHER, and not NORMALLY?!

How are they part of each other?

(Charlie hugs Lucifer, scene, for context) Okay now The Void is actively hurting me again.

Also where the - how - how do the wings work?!

DONE?!

[tealbeats-archived]

your name: sylas

Romantic or platonic?: romantic

A night in or dinner out or an activity?: we'll lead up to heading back home after a nice night out.

Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: the dish alone? eh. on you? hell yeah.

What's your perfect date?: going to an underground punk band performance at a bar. enjoying the sound and some drinks. we'll go home and have some takeout, or cook together if you want. then ... you know.

Would you cook for me?: yeah. not great at it but im not bad at it.

Would you let me cook for you?: honestly prefer it, if you cook decent. i like spicy.

Can we make-out?: we have so many times already. of course.

Make out in private or in public?: probably not the way we do in private. other ways, yeah.

Do you like to cuddle?: it's mandatory.

Blankets or no blankets for cuddling?: in the summer, no. any other time, yeah why not.

Couch or bed?: both.

What are at least 3 hobbies of yours?: music ( naturally ), anarchy, and those cool little minifigs you like building.

Tell me something about you no else knows: that would mean someone knows it. not like you don't know me already.

Why do you want to be my valentine?: why wouldn't i?

What makes you a good Valentine?: you know me. but i hope it's 'cause we're dating already.

@apostisms i finished this high hahah hiiii

Elbows lay propped upon the table; chin resting against steeples fingers. Did he tell Sylas to read it out loud? Of course his did. Was it smart to have him read it out loud at Ezreal’s place, where he hd roommates that could have been anywhere? Probably not, but it didn’t stop him from grinning and making him do it anyway. Sylas wasn’t really a poor sport anyway; and Ezreal liked to listen to the other talk—something about his voice made his brain stop working at 100% ( but he would never let Sylas know that ).

Mentally he checks off the boxes before one question is answers that garners a reaction from him, face flushing crimson and causing Ezreal to lean back far enough that he almost fell out of his chair. “H-hey!! D-don’t eat ‘em off me! Ice cream would be WAY too cold!!”

A huff leaves him as he grounds himself; partially hunched over and wrinkling his nose. “If you wanna diet of sugar and caffeine, then I suggest that you’re the one that cooks, big guy.” He pouts; lips pursed to emphasize his pouting before he rests his cheek in his palm.

Spicy food? He could do that ( to a degree. Eat it, anyway. ). Cuddling? Check. Place to do it? Yeah both was fine.

When it came to interest though; and words fell out of Sylas’ mouth, Ezreal’s eyes widened as climbed upon the table and reached over to clamp a hand over the poor guys’ mouth, looking around quite frantically to make sure nobody else heard him. “Dude—SHUT UP—“ his voice was a harsh whisper. “No one knows I build those things okay!? They’d toootally make fun of me!” He enjoyed building his little garage kits and his GUNPLAs—in private, anyway. No one had to know about his dorky little hobby! He sighs before pulling his hand back, gently tapping Sylas’ cheek

“Yeah, yeah. You’re a good valentine, Old Man. Application accepted! Just—don’t tell my secrets so loud okay!?”

[solarsleepless]

val: hey, rocketman! sorry i'm la- are you okay??

ej: YEP YEP IM TOOOTALLY FINE. I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT PLEASE SHUT UP

val: okay. i'm going to check the punch to make sure it hasn't been spiked, then i might look for maddox, i wanted to make sure she was okay because this is her breakupiversary, so i—

ej, smirking: oh, you don't need to worry about that. [points at mad and mad dancing]

val:

ej:

val:

ej:

val: excuse me i need to break something

okay correction, val didn't leave before prom, she left the morning of opening night... day(?). BUT we didn't see her at prom and definitely didn't see her interact with madison so my point still stands

BRUH WHERE WAS SHE <//3

[sweet-and-insane]

"I believe I found the the Snak you wanted!" They pull out the Weenieworm.

"Good answer! You really get me!" She takes the Weenieworm and pops it in her mouth. "I know you're just doing this stuff for me because you want me back in Snaxburg, but I don't mind. If you REALLY wanna be besties with me, I want some DIRT."

"...What kinda dirt?"

"Wambus acts toootally mysterious before he goes to bed around 10 every night. I want you to find out what he's up to and tell me."

"...What are you going to do with that info-?"

"Oh, nothing really- I just like to be informed of people's secret. Unless said secret is REALLY messed up-"

"Okay, that's fair-"

A portal opens up someone on Snaktooth Island. A yellow bear steps out, curious about this new AU he's heard about. The local wildlife taking the form of different food types? Sounds pretty interesting. The moment he steps out, he sees what appears to be a strawberry with big eyes, which immediately scuttered away on it's leaf legs.

"....glad I don't do drugs- this would have been a NIGHTMARE-"

He starts looking around.