#incorrect bbc ghosts

[captains-swaggerstick]

He’s so me I swear.

[roseofithaca]

Robin, apparently:

[little-cereal-draws]

Alison: *moving into the house* we’re all going to be safe and we’re all going to have a good time

Alison: *gets pushed out the window and realizes her house is haunted* what in the Jesus Christ was that?!?!

[ineedpepsi]

thomas: aaaaaaooowww!

captain: what?

thomas: shit! shit! shit!

captain: are you alright?

thomas: shit on it! shit on the bloody thing! oh, shit on it!

captain (to kitty): sorry.

thomas: shit on it! shit on it!

kitty: are you alright?

thomas: course i'm not alright! the shitting thing went up my bloody-

[mandoriana]

What if...Ygraine Returns as a Ghost to Care for Her Son

Servant: Sir, I came to inform you that the knights you sent to battle are all dead.

Uther (sitting on the throne, distracted): Well, send their belongings to their families and tell them they were heroes. And bring more cookies, I'm hungry.

Arthur (six years old, watching the scene with distracted eyes next to a very angry ten-year-old Morgana): Good people die young, so when I grow up, I want to be bad like mom. 😌

Morgana: What are you talking about, Arthur! Your mother was a kind and good woman! Where did you get the idea that she was bad!?

Arthur: Yesterday I heard mom say that her dream was for a manure cart to run over dad so he would die once and for all. 🙂

Morgana (eyes wide in complete shock): Your mother would never say such a thing, Arthur… 🫢

Ygraine (next to Uther, trying to strangle him but unable to because she is a ghost): Don't listen to her, baby, mom hates dad and doesn't support anything he's doing! I still can't believe I married this man, listen to what mom says, Arthur, don't follow in his footsteps!

Arthur (turns to Morgana): Mom just said she hates dad, she's also trying to strangle him, but her hands keep going through his body, I think she's a ghost. 🫠 *slowly losing sanity*

Morgana (realizing that the young prince might be crazy): Arthur, maybe she's just joking…

Ygraine (trying to make Uther trip by stepping on his own cape): I'M NOT JOKING! If I could, I would kill him myself! I just can't because I can't touch him!

Arthur: I don't know if the gods would like so much violence…

Ygraine: The gods don't like your father!

Arthur: Okay… 🙂 *takes a cookie from the tray the servant brought*

[incorrect-bbc-ghosts]

Pat: You know what they say: you snooze you lose. And it looks like you snost and you lost.

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

[gr4v3r0bb3rr]

another Hozier tweet thats literally just Thomas Thorne, is he Thomas?

[plegdoctor]

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Bonus: BBC ghosts

[daisymintt]

Gwaine: Wha- how’d you know about the treaty with the Druids?

Merlin: How did I-? Yes- Well, I heard Arthur talk about in his sleep last night. I watch him sleep sometimes. And he is a sleep talker.

Arthur: [worried] What else have you heard me say?

Merlin: Oh, you know. Lot of things.

[Merlin walks off leaving Arthur worried and Gwaine confused]

[xnumb-little-bugx]

Pat: nervous?

Captain: yes

Pat: first time?

Captain: no, I’ve been nervous lots of times

[captains-swaggerstick]

[roseofithaca]

Mike: Uh, babe? The hotel just sent us through a bill for the electricity use in the room.

Alison: What?! How could we have used that much? There's only a couple of lights, a laptop and a TV!

-cut to Higham Suite-

Mia: So Sharona told my secret to the entire class and now no one will talk to me!

Light: *flashes in morse code*

Mia, writes down translation: Ur friend is insecure and jel of u. U should eat her.

Mia: That's what I thought but Nana Betty says trying to bite people isn't "ladylike".

Light: *flashes in morse code*

Mia, translates: Eat her too.

[little-cereal-draws]

Thomas: Even though the builders are here it’s been so dull since lovely Alison and Michael moved out. It’s gotten to the point where today I was excited when Michael called

Thomas:

Thomas: Wow, I never thought I would say that

Thomas: Unless the rest of the sentence was “out helplessly from the bottom of the elevator shaft”

[mandoriana]

Arthur: What was the happiest moment of your marriage?

Ygraine: When I died.

Arthur:

[incorrect-bbc-ghosts]

Julian: Wow, they really hate us.

Robin: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Julian: But we’re not gay, Robin.

Robin:

Julian:

Robin: We’re not?