#incorrect dc characters

[incorrect-waynemanor]

duke: i have to tell you something

dick: what

duke: i killed somebody once...

dick: me too

duke, laughing: APRIL 1

dick: july 18

[alittlerightalittlewrong]

[daemonmage]

Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman your identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Tim: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Dick: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Jason: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Dick: but I heard a siren.

Tim: That was Bruce screaming.

[batataran]

Tim: *opens fridge to get an energy drink*

Jason: Hey Timmers

Tim: H'y J'sin

Jason: What's the date and time right now?

Tim: Mmm...last I checked it was Jan 5, half past ten pm

Damian: TT *readies net*

Jason: Baby bird, today's January 9

Tim: *tenses, ready to run*

Dick: Get Him!!

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Not Dick callin out to Jason as Robin to get him to stop beatin the fuck outta the dude 😭

Nightwing 2021 Annual #1 (2021)

[dc-gotham-instincts-wild]

Green Lantern during a mission in Gotham: I am too old for this.

Red Hood from where he is vaporizing into the shadows: Then retire.

Batman is the background shadows of this: I raised you well.

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce died(?) again

Jason: Well, it's my turn.

Dick: What are you talking about?

Jason: Everytime Bruce is gone, one of you starts to act just like him, pushing everyone away, acting as only you can be right, and fighting anyone that gets in your way. Dick did it, Tim did it, even Cass kind of did it. So, this time, I will do it.

Tim: Isn't that how you act all the time?

Jason: Whoa, fuck you. You are so banned from historical drama movie nights.

[mylifeingotham]

Batfam watching Marvel Movies

Dick: *Cheers when Spiderman does tricks*

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Jason: Why does his hair look like that?

Tim: Like what?

Jason: Stupid.

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Damian: This story is highly unrealistic, I would have been able to stop that guy in two seconds and it takes them 2 hours??? Just chop his head off, you have a magic axe

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Bruce: I don’t like this Tony guy

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Damian: Okay I don’t get this, why does the whole world depend on a 15 year old? What are the Avengers doing???

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Damian: I wish you disappeared like that

Tim: *looks concerned*

[shyjusticewarrior]

Tim: I thought Jason still wanted to fight me and I was like "what is this guy's problem?"

Tim: He grabbed my wrist and pulled me like awkwardly close to him and he was like "so are we brothers now or what?"

Tim: And I was like "ooh, you're crazy!"

[incorrect-waynemanor]

dick: so, i got banned from jason’s safehouse because i’m apparently a “liability” and “reckless” and “dick”

dick: that last one’s just my name, but you should hear it the way jason says it

[the-fyre-flie]

Bruce talking in Kyrptonian with Clark to practice, but Clark feels like he's forgotten everything and is just nodding along. Kyrptonian is technically Clark's second language, not native, so he keeps blanking on certain words, and he's too busy admiring how pretty Bruce sounds to properly practice with him.

Bruce, waving his hand in front of Clark's face: Clark...? I asked you a question.

Clark, snapping back to attention: Huh? Ask it again, sorry-

Bruce: *Question in Kyrptonian*

Clark: Uhh... I don't... uh... *flustered*

Bruce and Clark use Kyrptonian when they want to have more private conversations in front of the Justice League. A good chunk of the League either can read minds/instant translate or knows some Kyrptonian, they just respect the pair enough to not eavesdrop.

Bruce and Clark: *agressive Kyrptonian argument*

Hal: Do... do they know that we know enough Kyrptonian to tell they're arguing over the pudding in the break room?

Barry: Yeah, but let them seem cool and mysterious. Bats needs it for his image, and Clark likes using his home planets language.

[galaxymagitech]

Tim: *confidently* You’re not going to kill me.

Jason: *pointing a gun at Tim’s face* Uh…why not, exactly?

Tim: Because you’re not homophobic.

Jason: …I’m not following.

Tim: I’m the gay Robin. Or bi Robin, but you get the idea. You can’t kill off the token gay Robin, that’s bury your gays!

Jason: …Dick is pan. He can be the new gay Robin.

Tim: No, no, no. Dick is the first Robin. I’m the gay Robin. Duke is the Black Robin. Steph is the girl Robin. Damian is the cute Robin.

Jason: What am I, then, the murderous Robin?

Cass, who has snuck up on Jason during the conversation: No. Loser Robin. *knocks Jason unconscious*

[yandereunsolved]

Yandere Bruce Wayne: "Mine." holds darling close to his chest.

Clark Kent: "A human being is not an—" looks at darling.

Yandere Clark Kent: "Mine, not yours."

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Dick: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Tim: My life is a little too much fall out and not enough boy.

Jason: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance

Damian: My life is a little too much imagination and not enough dragons.

Bruce: *Facepalmin* All I asked was how your weekend was.

[dc-gotham-instincts-wild]

(Before Janet Drake died)

Tim: Bruce:

Tim: Please don't ask.

Bruce: Why are you breaking into my house with a broken arm. Tim: I don't want to talk about it.

Bruce: Why not go to your parents? Tim: ....I don't wanna go home right now. Bruce: *scoops him up* ….come on, little one.

Jason who also broke in: *Sees Bruce with Tim* Holy Gotham what happened to the Replacement.

Bruce: He won't tell me :(

The rest of the Batkids: *summoned*