#incorrect dcmk

[kudouasagi135]

Hattori: Hey, who is dis? Kuroba changed all ma contacts inta mythical creatures.

???: What's mine?

Hattori: Dwarf.

???: HE'S SO MEAN I'M NOT THAT SHORT!!

Hattori: Oh hey Kudou.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shiho: So, the hairdresser shows up at noon tomorrow.

Kaito: Great, and while you do that, I’ll check in on the ring bear.

Shinichi: I’m sorryーyou’re saying ‘ring bearER’, right?

Kaito: ...

Shinichi: Kuroba Kaito, Look me in the eye and tell me ‘I promise I’m not bringing a dangerous wild animal to our wedding’.

[incorrect-ekoda-gang]

Kaito: Hey, just curious, totally hypothetical question here - if we got married, would I get diplomatic immunity?

Saguru: What did you do?

Kaito: …

Kaito: On a completely unrelated note, will you marry me?

Saguru: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

[butter-pangcake]

i saw and it so them

[tetsurowl]

aoyama in movie14: i have to make conan to touch kaito’s d*ck

also aoyama in movie27: in a true-bros way

[haibarashiho]

[urwatueat]

Just watched Taste closed the movie. I am OBSESSED 🥰

[lazytoufu]

Doing comic practice…

Ref: Thor (I love Loki so much)

Ps. A brother thing…

[the-red-thread-that-strangles]

Rye, drunk: "Bourbon, they really should've codenamed you Tennessee."

Bourbon, not familiar with American puns, also drunk: "Why."

Rye, grinning: "'Cause you're the only ten I see."

And Bourbon chose violence.

[arslanaart]

Shinichi: I'm having problems with a guy...

Heiji: Like his dead body won't fit in this bag kind of problems or you like him problems?

source

[kudouasagi135]

KID: Meitantei, how many teeth do you think a donkey has?

Shinichi: One... Two... Three, four... Five, six, seven, eight... Nine, ten, eleven... Twelve. Twelve teeth.

KID: ...You're counting my teeth.

Shinichi: ...Exactly.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

KID: Oh yeah? Well [puffs out his cape to make himself look huge and scary]

[incorrect-ekoda-gang]

Jii, on the phone during a heist: What’s the status up there?

Kaito: Fucked up, about to die, Hakuba’s a nerd. The usual.

[butter-pangcake]

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[zaziki1412]

It's late and I'm really tired but I had to do that little sketch

Idea from @jaehattori

i am gonna go to sleep now and maybe redo that in the morning. It's awful

[haibarashiho]